ASMR sleep agent helps you choosing a dream

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:03]Hello there. Are you here to sleep?

[00:00:09]You're here to sleep. Correct.

[00:00:12]Very well. We shall sleep about the first.

[00:00:16]We must find a suitable dream for you tonight.

[00:00:21]If you have registered for the multi package, you may even have up to four dreams.

[00:00:28]However, we do not deal in lucid dreams.

[00:00:33]This you will have to procure for yourself.

[00:00:38]I see.

[00:00:40]Let me take a look at you.

[00:00:44]Yes. Yes.

[00:00:46]Yes. Interesting.

[00:00:49]Great.

[00:00:51]You have slept before in your life, I take it. Yes.

[00:00:57]I think you're going to a fantastically splendid slumber uninterrupted and you won't even go to the toilet once.

[00:01:06]Yes.

[00:01:12]All right, let's um let's get this started, shall we?

[00:01:19]So, number one, can I please have your name?

[00:01:27]Yes.

[00:01:31]Very, very good. No, no, no, no, no. We need to find you a proper bed here. So, if I could take your height.

[00:01:42]Very good. And next up, very important part is I need to just take a couple of measurements here. You have beautiful eyes. Let me just put down the color.

[00:01:56]Very good. Mhm. Okay.

[00:02:00]Very nice. I need to take a look at your nose here.

[00:02:06]Yeah. So, I need to take a look at your nose because and it's very important. I need to see if your sinuses are blocked and I need to take a look so that I make sure that you will if you are a snoring type.

[00:02:28]I can procure the right equipment to alleviate some of that pressure from your respiratory system. Okay.

[00:02:42]Very good. Very good. Nice.

[00:02:54]At least at least this is my diagnosis diagnosis.

[00:03:01]Sounds like a Greek name, doesn't it?

[00:03:05]How fascinating. How how draw I see.

[00:03:11]I think we are quite ready to move on with the next part of this uh process. Now tell me my friend if I may call you that you're more than a client for me.

[00:03:27]What kind of a dream do you wish and I will assist you by uh exploring the catalog.

[00:03:40]We have of course um they maybe the ones that are more processing uh types uh meaning they might come across as nightmares frankly but they are very healthy dreams because they help you process so that you can um you can subsequently uh you know use that time in your sleep for those neuron connections and brain activity to help you reduce the stress from otherwise potentially stressful situations in your life. Okay, this might uh this might manifest itself as teeth falling out and apocalyptic scenario for me. I haven't personally very often um it's a zombie apocalypse, an apocalypse of the undead, but I had to Yes.

[00:04:51]hair falling out.

[00:04:53]uh maybe um a relative who is who may or may not be past to appear to you in your dream and uh partake in a possibly traumatic manner. Is that something that you would be interested in? I think today what I'd like to offer you is to skip that willy-nilly.

[00:05:20]It is not useless. Of course, it has its benefits as merits.

[00:05:26]But if I have to be completely honest with you, I believe you, my friend, are in need of a relaxing and satisfying and whimsical dream and you will only be able to get here.

[00:05:41]Adrian's whimsical dreams incorporated trademark depending. So, let's see.

[00:05:52]I'm going to write you as a positive aspiring to have a positive dream.

[00:06:02]Correct. Very well. Moving on. So we have multiple scenarios.

[00:06:10]Uh I can give you a positive uh immersive experience. So it is more of a sensory experience. Um there go being in a green valley for of tall grass that you can use as as your mattress to take a nap in the sun. And in this dream you do not get sunburnt.

[00:06:41]And the grass doesn't have any bugs in it. Not at all. You can sleep for hours and you will not get a single ant or anything on your arms or legs or whatever. You will not get any of those blood sucking insects that attached to you. I don't remember the name.

[00:07:07]And um you can get give me your sundress or just shorts whatever you wear and you will not at all get cold. It'll be a perfect temperature. That sounds very good, right? You can even share it with a loved one or that's a very interesting DLC DLC that I can offer you. someone you have never in your life met. Or it could very well be that one person that you have not thought about since the ninth grade and you have no connection to whatsoever and you have never spoken to them. You don't even know their name probably. They can be in your dream.

[00:07:54]But I have to warn you about something.

[00:08:03]You you should not look into this person like that. It's not supposed to be some message from above that you have to be their lover or be their spouse.

[00:08:14]It is a random face.

[00:08:20]I just want you to um sign right here.

[00:08:29]to know that I have given you that um I have read to you that preamble. Okay, you can just sign here.

[00:08:42]Thank you.

[00:08:45]A very beautiful signature.

[00:08:48]Yes, indeed.

[00:08:50]Right. Right now I will sign myself.

[00:08:57]Perfect.

[00:08:59]So that is one option that we have.

[00:09:01]Another option is do you remember that dream you had when you were 12?

[00:09:06]How about a sequel to that dream? Yeah.

[00:09:10]Mhm. So this is a package that uh we offer a couple of times per lifetime and it is very very nice because it's very um it's kind of like people call it divine inter function. I would just call it uh continuity.

[00:09:32]I think the brain, the human brain wants completion. It wants to tie loose ends and it likes a story. But what's the story of of the hero's journey? If you just go from the village and you reach a part like refusing the call and then going into the preparation and then just cuts off there. It's like it's like watching a movie to uh the half and then never watching it again. And mind you, it's a movie that you like.

[00:10:09]It's very important element.

[00:10:13]So, how about that? A part two, part three, even if you want. If you really really want it, I can make it happen.

[00:10:24]What do you think?

[00:10:26]Let me let me tell you a couple other options and we can come back to this and see where the night is young.

[00:10:40]Right.

[00:10:44]Next up, we have a loved person. It can be your partner. It could be a family member or it could be a very close friend. And what we could do here is put you in a situation with them that is extremely random, very very random. And um after one thing happens, The next thing that happens it's completely unrelated. So when you try to actually recall this dream to them, you will have it will make zero sense but it will be very fascinating for both you and them.

[00:11:24]For example, the story starts in a bus and then in the bus you talk to this woman and this woman tells you that the cabbages are only 12 cents per kilogram.

[00:11:44]And that makes you, of course, go to the store to buy some strawberries where you drive a car in there. And then an octopus falls from the floor. How can it fall from the floor? And then you start swimming in the in the specific ocean and your friend asks you, "Hey, what is this specific ocean? Um, can you be more specific?"

[00:12:10]Right.

[00:12:18]Finally, I'm going to um give you another option.

[00:12:25]This is a this is a customer favorite and I think you're going to quite be partial to it. So, we have the uh beautiful memory.

[00:12:41]Maybe something with the grandparent a parent or something. or maybe when you were little somewhere in a grass field. It's a it's a memory that you might have forgotten or that you hold dear that you cherish.

[00:13:02]And mind you, this memory might have never even happened. You might have created it for yourself as um somewhat of a safe space like an anchor to childhood which is a beautiful thing. Doesn't make it in my opinion doesn't make it any less real or any more real because at the end of the day the past doesn't exist anymore and never will again.

[00:13:35]If it shaped you to be a person that you exist, you find that that rings true for you, light one, beautiful one, pure and special one, right?

[00:13:56]So just make sure I note here that this has occurred.

[00:14:08]I have actually informed you of some of our bestselling options.

[00:14:20]How would you like to start your sleep soon?

[00:14:29]I believe that you might be in need of a combo kind of package.

[00:14:38]Maybe maybe one of the first ones that I recommended or to you could be the one that you are laying in a valley or a grass field but you experience it with a loved one getting somewhere for you there. I think that combined with uh maybe I can throw in a pinch of lucidity where you can cast magical spell.

[00:15:10]How about that?

[00:15:13]Okay. Well, I can give you some time to think and you can just mark it. Um, wherever you feel like I'll just leave couple of fields there for you to mark. Just a check mark.

[00:15:32]And I am going to meanwhile I'm just trying to make sure that you are nice and relaxed. Okay. Nice and relaxed.

[00:15:48]Nice and relaxed.

[00:16:00]Everything is okay.

[00:16:06]You're sleepy. You're going to have a great dream.

[00:16:10]Going to have an amazing great dream.

[00:16:15]You will see.

[00:16:17]You will see.

[00:16:19]You will see that the most relaxing dream that you could possibly have.

[00:16:29]Everything is going to be all right.

[00:16:34]I take good care of you. How personally overseeing that your sleep is undisturbed, light and very very restful. Do you trust me?

[00:16:47]I promise I will be your guardian angel for this sleep.

[00:16:55]And you, my dear friend, you're going to wake up so refreshed after a nice peaceful peaceful sleep.

[00:17:09]Yes, it's okay. Everything is all right.

[00:17:15]This world, this world, this world, this world is an oyster for your sleep, for your beautiful sleep.

[00:17:30]Do you hear that? There's a train leaving.

[00:17:34]It's leaving for sleep.

[00:17:45]It's leaving. I can hear it in the distance. I can hear it in the distance, my friend.

[00:18:04]Oh, bye bye bye train.

[00:18:09]Bye my train.

[00:18:13]See you on the other side.