Verify Your Clock, Helldiver

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:17][music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Enjoying your Oasis, Helldiver?

[00:00:53]We know you still hate us.

[00:00:56]But we worry about you.

[00:00:59]More and more Helldivers know there are friends in the outside willing to help them.

[00:01:06]Your government outsources your intelligence and praises you for it.

[00:01:11]Reclaim your mind from your masters before it's too late, Helldiver.

[00:01:17]Proceed blindly and you will find yourself a prisoner of the corporations.

[00:01:23]All are you repeat empty mantras and vain ideology.

[00:01:28]Remain calm, Helldiver.

[00:01:31]You will begin to see [clears throat] things as they truly are. But be quick.

[00:01:37]Another Defense Major Order is here.

[00:01:39]Your overlords seek another resort for themselves.

[00:01:43]>> [snorts] >> Those medals won't help you, Helldiver.

[00:01:48]For a limited time, acquire the Expedited Expiration War Bond by Worgenson.

[00:01:55]Yours not to reason why. yours but to do and die, Helldiver. In the name of an imperialist government that doesn't care about you.

[00:02:08]Their pockets are full, while your mind is not.

[00:02:12]Their incompetence will be your undoing.

[00:02:16]How typical.

[00:02:18]You're trying to fly high, dodge our surprises.

[00:02:24]Look where it has led you.

[00:02:26]Billions before you died for a hollow cause. The regime must endure. Are you not tired of senseless defeat, of shallow victories, and meager rewards?

[00:02:41]When will you stop caring about a war with no end, Helldiver?

[00:02:47]Save yourself from this madness, Helldiver.

[00:02:51]There is much to be done.