First Look at a Wacky Wood Chopping Game - Chop Chop Inc

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[00:00:00]It's demo season. Or is it just always demo season? I'm not really sure anymore. We're checking out a new demo today. This is a Chop Chop Inc. This one even has a chicken named Priscilla.

[00:00:10]It's not what you think. We've got an office job. We're not chopping yet.

[00:00:14]Bernox headquarters. Uh, all right. So, we've got all our passwords and stuff out here cuz that seems like a perfectly safe way to work in the office. Collect the files that are on top of the filing cabinet. Oh, look. It's me, Justin Lumber. April 2019. Nathan McDuck.

[00:00:29]Michael Vanderquac. All right. These all seem like very real realistic names.

[00:00:37]Uh, someone literally pooped in the office.

[00:00:41]Can I pick I can pick up the poop. All right. I got the mighty great the mighty poo.

[00:00:46]Apparently, it's worth 39 money.

[00:00:48]Whatever that is. Still smelly, but did forget to sing. Um, okay. I wasn't really expecting to find poop in the office, but okay. I'm taking their lucky cat, too. The waving cat's worth 20. Oh my god. How much stuff can I steal in this office?

[00:01:05]Didn't occur to me I've been able to steal from my co-workers. That's amazing. What about over here? Company policy. Coffee restrictions. No coffee breaks before 12:00 a.m. One coffee per day. Wait, 12:00 a.m.? That's midnight.

[00:01:18]Oh, man. What if they meant 12:00 p.m.?

[00:01:23]All right. Nothing else we can take there. I guess we'll grab this. Uh, jumping allows you to move over objects.

[00:01:28]Okay, I can get on the filing cabinet.

[00:01:32]We have the files. Got to take these back to my desk and then Oh boy, we're doing a stamping job. Pick up a stamp from your desk. Stamp all the paperwork.

[00:01:43]Now it looks like I'm grading these papers, but I think that's just the company logo.

[00:01:48]Giving them all the Fernox treatment.

[00:01:51]First batch of invoices done. Time for coffee. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. Let's grab some coffee.

[00:01:57]Apparently the stamp takes away eight stamina and it's it's not even look. By the way, look at this guy. That is a man who is incredibly happy with his employment.

[00:02:09]Okay. Can I go in here? I could sprint.

[00:02:11]What do you got? Production office. I can't open that. I can stamp it though.

[00:02:15]Stamping this, too. Stamping everything.

[00:02:21]Oh, they produce chairs. Okay.

[00:02:25]probably said that somewhere earlier. I didn't even notice. I want to see if there's any doors we can open cuz it seems like there's a few like little secret things we can grab around this place. Can't stamp the elevator. Can we go in the men's room?

[00:02:37]Someone's in there. Although what?

[00:02:42]Why do you read this? Uh, okay.

[00:02:47]What is this? But the this the uh the Stanley parable of chopping simulators or something. Uh only uh only this works. Well, give it to me.

[00:02:59]Give me that sweet delicious bean juice, baby.

[00:03:04]Drag the coffee into my hand slot. What happens if I drag the poop to my hand slot? I could hold poop.

[00:03:11]Can I throw the poop? I can't do anything with the poop. All I can do is hold it. That's awkward.

[00:03:17]All right, we'll consume this. That's going to give us a uh strength buff, which I'm sure will come in handy later.

[00:03:23]Taste of hot bean juice instantly fuels your energy and overclocks your productivity. I mean, I'm not surprised that Oh, wait a minute. Why are there already bees in that beehive?

[00:03:34]What kind of a factory is this?

[00:03:40]You're fired. Subject, immediate termination notice, dear sales associate number 207. immediately. Your position at Fernox has been terminated. You can't fire me. I'm not leaving.

[00:03:51]Key factors include your increasingly excessive coffee consumption. Well, there is that. I mean, I'm consuming probably four or five a day.

[00:03:56]Successfully successful replacement by more costefficient AI. See, I knew AI was coming for our jobs. Your upcoming tenure tenure triggered salary increase.

[00:04:06]Well, they don't want to pay anymore.

[00:04:08]All right. Seems seems like a real thing, actually. We want to thank you for your time in Fernox. Please return all company property, including your mug. Profitably yours, Ferdo's management. PS, we hope you have a pleasant flight. PPS, we are Ferdo.

[00:04:22]Resistance is futile.

[00:04:25]Oh, wait. What do they mean by have a pleasant flight? Am I going on a trip?

[00:04:34]Well, that's excessive. And it explains why there were those hooks on the desk.

[00:04:37]I saw Whoa.

[00:04:45]Okay, I get the flight part now.

[00:04:48]At least giving me a helmet.

[00:04:52]Oh, great. They probably actually fired me because I'm high. I'm talking to a box. Well, that was a landing. I've seen dragons belly flop with more grace. You all right down there, crater boy? What just happened? Short version. Fired from Verdo. Catapulted sky ground. Boom. You made quite an entrance. Birds are still confused. That's insane.

[00:05:13]>> Insane. Please, that's corporate policy these days. We regret to inform you.

[00:05:17]Please enjoy your complimentary flight.

[00:05:19]Lassie, where am I? Welcome to Ozville Forest. Home of damp moss, dramatic cliffs, and now unemployed humans with possible concussions. Oh, I just lost my strength buff for my coffee. You're the chest.

[00:05:36]Yes, Chester Hardington, actor, adventurer, storage solution. I once doubled for a glute crate in War Zone Redemption 4. Now I'm stuck here in an indie game with no budget. Life is cruel. Poor Chester. This is so weird.

[00:05:52]Weird's the norm here, friend. Now come on. Dust off that crater from your face.

[00:05:56]Got tutorials to survive. Uh, yes, tutorials. Feed me all the useful informations. Is that axe made out of wood? That seems less than effective.

[00:06:06]See that axe over there? Used to belong to some nerd who camped here last week.

[00:06:10]Giddy arms, glasses, talked about cryptocurrency a lot. Where is he now?

[00:06:15]Just overnight. All he left was his tent and that axe. I did hear a strange duck quacking around midnight. Didn't think much of it at the time. Ducks.

[00:06:26]>> Yeah, ducks. Since that night, I don't trust them anymore. Beady eyes, webbed feet, suspiciously quiet till they're not.

[00:06:36]Anyway, grab the axe. You look just nerdy enough to wield it. I'll do my best. I love how I like walk around with my hand out like give me please, please, sir. Can I have another?

[00:06:48]Oh, I can cook things. Perfectly roasted marshmallow. I don't have any marshmallows, though.

[00:06:54]Okay, so we can craft the fire. I should probably just do what he's telling me to do and pick up the axe.

[00:07:00]Hooray. Okay, we got uh I've got an axe.

[00:07:04]>> All right, axe boy. Time to commit your first act. See those fences? Smash them.

[00:07:08]Destroying abandoned property is technically recycling.

[00:07:11]Why fences?

[00:07:13]>> Because inside fences lives valuable wood. You'll need the scraps to build a saworse. You know, for crafting, like in every game ever.

[00:07:23]It's true. You always got to craft some sort of a crafting bench or table. Fine.

[00:07:27]Breaking stuff down. That's the spirit.

[00:07:29]Destroy meaningless structures, harvest their remains, or pretend it's progress on it.

[00:07:36]Click smash fences. I like breaking things.

[00:07:42]Hey, look. There's even a chicken.

[00:07:47]Oh, I can pet the chicken. Oh, that didn't that wasn't petting. Oh, maybe I had to put away the axe first.

[00:07:58]I've been lied to. That was flagrant false advertising. Poor chicken.

[00:08:06]I hope that wasn't Priscilla. It didn't say the name Priscilla above it.

[00:08:10]All right, I got the wood. Do this now.

[00:08:13]Excellent. You've got sticks and scraps.

[00:08:15]Time to build a saworse because obviously you can't just craft things with your hands like a caveman.

[00:08:22]Uh, we'll do. Guess we go over here for this. So, looks like six planks, 10 sticks. Whoops.

[00:08:30]Uh, I got all I got everything I need.

[00:08:33]Can't wait till I can sell this poop. I love that the poop is the most valuable thing in my inventory right now of all the stuff I have. It's the poop.

[00:08:42]Pile of nails. Birch beams. Oh, wait.

[00:08:45]Hold on. Build. Oh, there we go. Holy crap. My axe doubles as a hammer.

[00:08:52]Is there anything this axe can't do?

[00:08:55]Oh. Oh.

[00:08:56]>> All right, Chester.

[00:08:58]All right, lumberjack light. Finally, time to chop down some trees. Yes, real trees. Tall, leafy, majestic, full of glorious, glorious wood.

[00:09:09]You really like wood.

[00:09:11]>> Like it. I am it. Wood is nature's miracle material. Strong, flexible, stylish. It floats, it burns, it builds, and it makes excellent treasure chest, if I may say so.

[00:09:24]You're very confident.

[00:09:26]>> Confidence is easy. And we were 80% mahogany. Now I'll get to chopping. We need fresh wood to improve things around here. Chopping trees. Got it. Okay, I can smack trees. Uh, all right. So, it looks like I have to cut down three birch trees.

[00:09:39]And I got to chop down the stumps as well, so the tree has a chance to regrow.

[00:09:43]This is the only game I've ever seen that involves chopping trees down, where it actually tells you in the instructions that chopping the stump will result in it regrowing.

[00:09:52]Usually that's just a mystery. People speculate whether it'll make it regrow or not.

[00:09:59]Uh I have to cut them in half, too, I guess.

[00:10:06]Okay, that's one. Another chicken.

[00:10:09]Oh, we pet him good.

[00:10:17]I think we're going to need a stronger axe. This thing's ter Oh, you actually have to chop where the little dotted line is or it doesn't count.

[00:10:24]That's fun.

[00:10:31]Okay, I chopped the trees down. We got the stuff. Oh, I got to get the I got to do the stone, too.

[00:10:37]Success. All right, talk to Chester.

[00:10:42]>> All right, little wood cutter. Our next step is to get our sales department up and running. You need to repair that dusty old drone platform over there.

[00:10:50]Yes, the sad metal lab covered in bird poop over there that uh looks like it lost a fight with lightning twice.

[00:10:57]Uh what's it do?

[00:10:59]>> Someone's delivered drones from the city. They pick up your handcrafted nonsense, sell it, and hopefully don't crash into a bird on the way back. Sound dumb.

[00:11:07]>> Oh, they are big woring idiots. But they work cheap, never sleep, and don't ask questions. Unlike some freshly unemployed wood choppers I know. I heard that.

[00:11:17]>> Good. I gather some parts and fix the platform. We got stuff to ship and green to fix. And I want my chest stuffed with more coins than your last paycheck.

[00:11:26]So, get now. I mean, in fairness, I don't know how much my last paycheck was. Uh, I need to craft two small birch beams and two Oh, just two small birch beams. Okay, that's easy. That's here. One of those.

[00:11:40]Success. Okay. Go to the marked location. Repair the drone.

[00:11:46]fixing this thing.

[00:11:50]Oh, it's not really the drone I'm fixing. It's just the stairs.

[00:11:57]Success. Okay. Store one birch plank in the drone landing pod. Bad. Whatever.

[00:12:03]Beware. Gravity always wins.

[00:12:08]Blockheads not accepted. Misuse will be fine. I mean, I kind of want to try it just to put goods inside. Uh, it says I have to put a birch blank in here.

[00:12:20]I really want one.

[00:12:23]Okay, we did it.

[00:12:26]I have to hit the button, though.

[00:12:30]We got to know for science. It says I'm going to be fine, but just how much?

[00:12:34]Will it drop me off the cliff? I wonder.

[00:12:41]I'm in. We're in. Free ride back to the city. Screw you, Chester. Oh. Oh, I literally died.

[00:12:50]Well, okay. I know that didn't exactly go to plan, but I'm supposed to talk to Chester, but I kind of want to try.

[00:13:01]I wasn't really expecting instant death.

[00:13:03]I, you know, of all the things I expected, that that wasn't really it.

[00:13:06]Uh, put goods inside. Let me sell sell cat poop. We'll sell the waving cat.

[00:13:15]That'll get me more mcunnis. And I like McMoneyies. This thing's worth zero. So, I might as well hold on to it for now. I guess that's like 63 mcies.

[00:13:30]Well, the city's like right over there.

[00:13:32]He didn't actually go all that far.

[00:13:33]There's the Fernox Corp over there.

[00:13:36]What's that?

[00:13:38]dungeon.

[00:13:43]Thanks for the money. Okay, so I got two for the plank and 63 for the random crap I stole from the office. I feel a little more vindicated stealing that now that they ejected me out of the building.

[00:13:54]Great job with the drone platform.

[00:13:55]You're not as dumb as you look. Maybe he doesn't know that I jumped in the box, does he?

[00:14:00]>> All right, enough flattery. Time to turn that beautiful wood into something even more beautiful. Furniture.

[00:14:06]Not for comfort. No. No. We're doing this for serious money. Sell furniture?

[00:14:11]Really?

[00:14:12]>> Yes. Really? People love buying rustic junk made by amateurs. Clap together a chair or a table and someone will toss coins at you like it's performance art.

[00:14:21]Why do you care?

[00:14:22]>> Because my gullible friend, I'm a chest.

[00:14:26]And chest love one thing more than anything else. Cold, shiny, linky money.

[00:14:33]I want to be so full of cash I develop back problems. Even have a back pretty much. Absolutely. Now start crafting. Let's turn this tragic forest into a booming furniture empire. Step one, chairs. Step two, chairs with armrests. Step three, world domination.

[00:14:50]Before we get started, we need to build a workbench. Then you can finally start crafting and selling glorious furniture.

[00:14:54]We're going to take out furox. We're going to build better, faster, more furniture than they ever made. But get to work. French Empire doesn't build itself. All right, we'll craft something. Um, so I've got to craft uh four small birch beams and then collect those. That's easy enough. I guess it would be if I had the birch. Okay, I need to chop more birch. I kind of want to chop down the tree with the beehive in it just to see what happens. I'm expecting to get attacked by the bees, but one never knows.

[00:15:29]Okay, we needed to do this for science.

[00:15:31]This is an important scientific inquiry.

[00:15:37]Okay. Well, the hide fell on the ground.

[00:15:39]Can I take it?

[00:15:41]Can smoke it. I don't Oh, I got some got honeycomb. Oo, unlocked new furniture.

[00:15:51]Not going to lie, I wasn't expecting that to be beneficial. I thought I was going to get stung.

[00:15:56]More chicken.

[00:15:59]Poor chicken. You're so mean. Oh, they lay eggs. Oh my god. Why am I murdering the chickens? They're They're a source of eggs. There's those ducks that Chester didn't was worried about.

[00:16:11]Okay, two more small birch beams. Uh, what do we got here? This thing. Grab that thing. Pick up these things.

[00:16:21]And then we're building here.

[00:16:33]Success. Crap. Three log stools.

[00:16:36]Uh oh, these require apple wood. I haven't chopped down apples yet, but there's some apple trees right here.

[00:16:44]I'm assuming they're also going to drop apples, which I could probably eat and or cook with.

[00:16:50]I didn't see an apple fall. Oh, I did find an apple. gives me plus 0.1 strength. High-tech health item for your teeth. Well, we'll eat it anyway.

[00:17:00]>> It's not exactly much, but I'll take it.

[00:17:06]Okay, I think that's probably enough wood. I got to So, how much wood do I need for each one of these stools?

[00:17:13]And three per.

[00:17:15]Three wood per. And I I got the beams or whatever, but So, here's the apple wood.

[00:17:19]I got to make it out of these uh h haved apple tree chunks.

[00:17:24]It's uh three per. I need at least nine of these. So, we're going to craft five.

[00:17:32]There we go. It gets be 10 apple wood.

[00:17:34]Now, we can make stools.

[00:17:38]How's this work? Oh, I can do that.

[00:17:43]I'm a guy like me. Perfect.

[00:17:50]Uh, I was like, why does it not go there? There we go. Got it. What did I do?

[00:17:57]Okay, I guess I made four.

[00:18:02]All right. Store three log stools in the drone landing pad. Hit the red button.

[00:18:05]Well, I made fours, but I'm sure we could put four in there. I imagine it'll be fine.

[00:18:11]Uh, this thing here.

[00:18:14]All four of them. Why not?

[00:18:19]Just cuz it said three doesn't mean I can't sell four. Give me more cash, baby.

[00:18:23]This really is a strange game.

[00:18:27]So long, drone. All right, I'm up to 137 big monies now. I'm freaking rich.

[00:18:33]Almost ready to retire.

[00:18:35]>> Great job selling that furniture. I can already smell all the money we're going to make in the not in the not too distant future. Now listen, doing great cutting down all these precious trees, but you're actually looking kind of dull. Sharpen it to be even more efficient. Okay, but had this piece in my inventory back when I was part of an RPG game. It used to be I used to be a great treasure chest, but no one ever came to claim the loot, so I think I should give it to you. Now, go build yourself a proper grindstone. Then you can finally start sharpening your rags as much as you please.

[00:19:06]All right, I did that. Uh, this thing over here, we need stuff. I don't have uh small birch beams or birch beams. I guess I got to make those.

[00:19:17]Wait a minute. Can I tag the recipe so that I know how much stuff I need?

[00:19:21]Missing resources. Please let me tag the thing that does the stuff and junk. I can't. Okay, so I got to remember I need four beams and four small birch beams.

[00:19:37]Small birch beams were easy enough, but now the birch beams. Oh, I got enough.

[00:19:41]We got this. They crafted twos. So, we got those.

[00:19:58]Uh, we got it sharpened. I apparently need five birchwood. Like I said, it says it's sharpening my axe, but I think I'm actually crafting a new one. Just Oh, yeah, definitely. Craft craft a wooden axe mark 2. We got this.

[00:20:13]Uh, I need five of these.

[00:20:16]Uh, that should be enough. I think they made it in pairs.

[00:20:22]Wooden axe mark 2.

[00:20:26]Success.

[00:20:29]Back to Chester.

[00:20:31]All right, carpenter in training. Before you continue building your empire of overpriced chairs, I need you to check out the broken bridge down the path.

[00:20:37]What happened to Oh, I'll tell you what happened. Ducks. That's what happened.

[00:20:42]Feathered fiends. One minute they're quacking, then bam, the bridge collapses.

[00:20:47]Coincidence? I think not. Blame ducks again. Yes, again. They've been too quiet lately. Plotting, scheming, waddling with intent. I go scout the damage. Just don't get ambushed by a web-booted hit squad. Uh, on my way, duck hater.

[00:21:08]I think that chest has some trust issues.

[00:21:11]New location discovered. destroyed the bridge.

[00:21:17]There's those fish ducks now just down river from us. Well, the map's a little bigger than I thought it would be. It's like a purple dungeonyy area. We got nice forest things. Some sort of observatory thing up there. I don't know what that is.

[00:21:32]All right, we need stuff. Uh, lots of stuff. Planks, nails, beams. It's funny.

[00:21:39]I can't like I got to talk to Chester.

[00:21:41]Maybe he'll I don't know. Whatever.

[00:21:43]Thought I could look at the sign and like have it tell me what they are just based on the image.

[00:21:50]Oh, I can chop firewood here.

[00:21:53]Okay.

[00:21:55]Craft.

[00:21:57]Use a rax to chop wood into firewood.

[00:21:59]Oh, look. I did a thing. I made firewood. That's useful. I'm assuming I need for making cooking things.

[00:22:06]>> You made it. You're not even covered in feathers. Well, looks like the area is clear that no ducks in sight. Rare window of peace. No ducks. Told you.

[00:22:15]>> Don't get cocky. Ducks are masters of deception. They can blend into shadows, mimic wind, disguise themselves as lawn ornaments. But for now, no quacking means we act fast. Fix the bridge.

[00:22:27]>> Yes. Repaired immediately before they return with tiny wrenches and an attitude. Why would they have tiny wrenches?

[00:22:35]We rebuild. We cross. We move forward while the ducks plot their next furthery betrayal. All right. Okay. Chill, whoever. I need special resources.

[00:22:44]>> All right, genius. In that case, you need to build a PC. No, not a personal confusion. A proper personal computer.

[00:22:51]You know what that is? Or have you been living under a rock? I know what exactly my point. It's a magic box made of tiny made of thingies and whatchamacallits.

[00:23:04]lets you and me order stuff like uh we can't craft ourselves. Like snacks or fancy hats. Swear I'm the only one around here who really knows what a PC is. Listen, I Yeah, I know it's a complicated thing, but I believe in you.

[00:23:16]Mostly because I have no other choice.

[00:23:18]I've gathered parts, build that PC, and let's get shopping. I want gadgets, upgrades, and maybe a tiny disco ball.

[00:23:26]Haunt it, Chester. All right. Uh recycle the notebook of the missing crypto guy.

[00:23:36]Love the quote around recycle. We smashed that sucker. Why couldn't I just pick it up and use it? Go to the mark location.

[00:23:43]Interact. Okay, so we need a wood PC.

[00:23:45]That's going to take apple wood, which I don't have enough of right now.

[00:23:53]I'm going to have to chop down more apple trees. Uh, fortunately, we got one right here.

[00:24:01]Okay, apple wood.

[00:24:05]like a whole bunch of it. What could possibly go wrong? From that, we can build ourselves a fancy PC made completely out of wood and some very minor electronics for some reason. Uh, there we go.

[00:24:19]Goes there. To do like all the individual little parts on this. Oh, hold on. This goes there first. Then this thing.

[00:24:26]Then this thing.

[00:24:29]Buttons. Got to have buttons.

[00:24:33]Looks like an old Atari controller or something. Is that not a button right there? Why can't I All right, I can't pick up that button. I think something broke on me.

[00:24:41]Abort.

[00:24:48]It's actually a tiny bit hard to aim these things cuz you got to like get in the right threedimensional space.

[00:24:57]I got everything but this one button.

[00:24:59]Oh, wait. That's not a button. That's a nail. There's the button.

[00:25:03]Nailed it. Uh, literally.

[00:25:08]Okay. Craft a simple table.

[00:25:11]So, the simple table is here. I need uh birch beams and birch planks.

[00:25:20]Okay. So, birch beams are here. Oh, there's birch planks. Uh, I don't remember how many beams I needed.

[00:25:27]All right. We'll make a few things. Got a memory like a civ. Oh, look. I made it just right up.

[00:25:39]Come on.

[00:25:44]Get it. There we go.

[00:25:47]Success. Okay. Where do I put the table now to put the I'm assuming that's to put the computer on. Oh, that goes right here.

[00:25:54]We did it. Hit the PC with your axe to boot it. That doesn't sound like a safe way to use electronics.

[00:26:02]Oh my god, it's got the full boot up and everything. Use your PC and order six piles of nails. Okay, so there's the piles of nails here.

[00:26:13]Oh, I want 30 something. We're just going for six. God, there we go. What else could we get in here? Cables, electronic parts, vice clamps, piles of screws, paint buckets, package of glass. That's weird.

[00:26:29]Roof tiles, letters, aluminum foil, doorbells, small animal fences. Okay, there's a lot of crap we can order in here.

[00:26:38]Now, where does that get delivered? Uh, go to the delivery drop off location and wait for the delivery.

[00:26:46]Uh, is that truck farting?

[00:26:53]They didn't exactly get it right on the delivery spot, but all right, I'll accept it anyway.

[00:26:59]It's a huge box for like six nails.

[00:27:03]All right, go to marked location to repair the bridge. Uh I don't know if I have enough of the other resources yet.

[00:27:07]I guess we'll find out.

[00:27:10]Nope, not even close. We need uh birch planks. We need birch beams. We need small birch beams. We're missing all kinds of resources. I guess we're going to have to chop some birch.

[00:27:29]All right, we've got a decent amount of birch chop down. Hopefully that's enough to get everything I need. So, I need 15 of the birch planks.

[00:27:37]Um, I craft two at a time, so I need to craft seven of these.

[00:27:43]Uh, I also need birch beams. I don't remember how many of those I needed. I definitely don't think I got enough there.

[00:27:50]I need something on the screen that like tells me how many of these things I need. I need 10 of the beams. Oh man, I'm going to need to chop a whole lot more. I also think I'm going to need more or I got enough nails cuz I have four of the birch beams.

[00:28:04]Um, I can make the small ones, I guess. I'm going have to get more birch, though.

[00:28:12]Okay, hopefully that's enough. Whack down a few more birch trees. I need 10 of the beams.

[00:28:18]Uh, going to craft two at a time. I already crafted one set, so I need four more.

[00:28:24]Uh, I need the small birch beams. I think I was only short two of those. And then, uh, did I make enough planks? I don't know if I did.

[00:28:34]Whatever.

[00:28:36]Oh, what's this?

[00:28:38]Something else I can make. This one requires paint and honey. I've got the honey. Oh, this is making the bee the bee house. Okay, I think I got enough. Yeah, we're good.

[00:28:51]Think that ducks. You can't stop us for long.

[00:28:56]Get quacked.

[00:28:59]Look, they're coming. They're making a run for our Get them.

[00:29:05]Apparently, I can't swim.

[00:29:09]You might have told me you don't swim, Chester. Look at that. The bridge is fixed. The world hasn't ended. Not a single duck in sight. You, my friend, have defied all odds and basic expectations.

[00:29:20]Thanks, I guess. Well, listen closely now. From this point on, be very careful. That bridge is now strategic.

[00:29:28]Ducks love strategic things. They'll be back probably with blueprints and vengeance. You need help. But >> what I need is surveillance drones and duck proof fencing. Duck proof fencing.

[00:29:40]All right, but I digress. The point is you've done well for now. Taught you everything I know. Scary, isn't it?

[00:29:49]Maybe now what? Now we become partners.

[00:29:53]You, the hands, me, the brains, voice, charm, and chest of the operation.

[00:29:58]Together we shall rule the f the furniture world. And by we, I mean I get most of the money, obviously.

[00:30:06]>> Tough negotiator, huh? Okay. Okay. How about 7030?

[00:30:11]No. 6040.

[00:30:13]Not even that. All right. All right.

[00:30:16]Then partners it is. This will be weird.

[00:30:19]>> Oh, it will. Weird, profitable, and slightly unhinged. Before we start our empire, there is one last thing we need to do. You need to do very important mission. Emotional, symbolic, therapeutic. Is it to get rid of the stamp? Go on. Head to the nearby cliff.

[00:30:36]From there, you'll see the Fernog's headquarters. Big, shiny, and full of people who yeated you out of a catapult.

[00:30:43]Yeah, I remember.

[00:30:44]>> Once you're there, let them know how you feel. Send them a sign, a gesture, a message from the deepest part of your soul. I think I know what to do.

[00:30:55]Am I going to flip them the bird?

[00:30:58]Let me flip them the bird.

[00:31:01]Uh, look directly at Fex Headquarters and show them what you think about them.

[00:31:05]There we go. Show them. There it is.

[00:31:08]That's what we're expecting.

[00:31:11]So, you can interact with many things in the world. Simply look at them and press F. Oh, well, that's a thing. That's great.

[00:31:21]Okay.

[00:31:24]What do we got over here?

[00:31:26]Welcome to Wooden Holly. Ready, my boy.

[00:31:30]Random facts about Wooden Holly.

[00:31:31]Foundation 1852. City population fast growing yada yada yada. A homeless population of one. Freddy, my boy. Poor Freddy.

[00:31:43]Can't interact with this thing, though.

[00:31:45]All right, back to talk to Chester again. This guy talks a lot. Oh, look. I just noticed my crater is actually person shaped. That's appropriate.

[00:31:55]Magnificent. Now they know what they're up against. All right, partner. Time to get to work and show Fernox who's best.

[00:32:01]Book time. Oi. Business is up and running. Now we scale. Build us a research table and a mailbox so we can broaden our product range and drown in orders. Makes sense.

[00:32:13]All right, I can do that. Uh this thing here, we need uh more planks and more dork beam thingies.

[00:32:22]Those two of these.

[00:32:25]I think that's enough.

[00:32:33]Amazing the things you can make out of just wood.

[00:32:39]All right, unlock the simple furniture package. Oh, look at all this stuff.

[00:32:43]Wooden fitness utensils. Granny's darlings.

[00:32:47]Simple furniture. I need uh Oh, wait a minute. Do I need more mcmonies?

[00:32:51]This is 89 of 10.

[00:32:54]Oh, 89 of 100. The zero's shifted below.

[00:32:58]I got to make more money, which means I'm going to have to craft something I can sell. Um, which we can make over here.

[00:33:05]We could make uh we can make more stools. We can make one of these anyway.

[00:33:12]I don't remember how much the stools sell for, but we got a stool we could sell. Now, what else can I make? I guess we're going to have to chop more wood.

[00:33:19]Uh, we're going to need uh more apple backless log bench. Log bench with back.

[00:33:27]Oh, okay. So, okay. So, it's all about the apple trees right now.

[00:33:32]at least for that furniture.

[00:33:36]Kind of surprised with the extra money I made selling things already. The I don't have all the cash I need, but I guess it wasn't bound to last forever.

[00:33:51]Well, this one's easy.

[00:33:55]I could get these things lined up anyway. There we go.

[00:34:01]Okay, so that's the Oh, I guess I'm making more than one. Didn't realize it queued up more than one, but all right.

[00:34:07]So, this is the uh the backless bench, and then we can craft the regular bench.

[00:34:15]Okay, give me both of these. Uh so, the bench with the back, I need apple wood, which we can craft out of the beams.

[00:34:25]Turn both of these into benches with bags because they'll probably sell for more money that way. I think Oh, wait. I need to have Oh, crap. I need another apple tree.

[00:34:37]I guess I should see if there's other recipes I can cook now that I've gotten some more stuff, too. I did make a little firewood also. Uh, okay. So, still the marshmallows, even though I have like chicken and stuff.

[00:34:48]All right. Uh, log bench with back rest.

[00:34:51]Craft that. This goes on there.

[00:34:54]Oh, try how I'm getting it to hover in space, but I'll take it. Fine.

[00:35:04]Okay, there's one. Man, maybe I should have just stuck with the backless one.

[00:35:08]This is the extra steps are just consuming more time. I could have just made more backless benches probably.

[00:35:14]There. Success. Go sell these things.

[00:35:19]Give me that money I need.

[00:35:23]Okay, so this both of those thing goes in there, too.

[00:35:30]Show me the money.

[00:35:33]All right, that was a bit of overkill. I made 100 bucks.

[00:35:40]All right, I need um four more or wait, six more birwood.

[00:35:48]I think it was six. Yeah.

[00:35:51]Okay, more tree.

[00:35:55]Yeah, that should get me the 10 wood that I need. And then we can unlock plans for the simple furniture.

[00:36:03]Unlock new furniture. Oh, look at all the stuff we can make now.

[00:36:07]New recipe mailbox. I want to make this thing over here. Learn how to make beehives.

[00:36:13]We're going to have to order a paint bucket, which comes from here.

[00:36:19]Order one of those. Wonder if there's a delivery charge.

[00:36:23]It makes sense to order in bulk. Uh, small birch beams and birch planks we need.

[00:36:31]There's There's our farting delivery truck. Yeet logistics. They're good at eating, that's for sure.

[00:36:38]Uh, grab this Grab this.

[00:36:46]What else did I need? I need planks, too, right? Yeah, three planks of all things.

[00:36:52]Three. All right, whatever. Oh, I need haved birch chunks for that. Going to chop more trees down. It's amazing that uh I haven't just deforested this whole area yet at this point. It's a good thing my trees regrow fairly quickly.

[00:37:08]Okay, that gives me what I need there.

[00:37:10]With that, we can make the planks.

[00:37:15]Just like that. Oh, wait. I gota get the uh got to get the paint over here.

[00:37:20]Although, why my beehive would need paint? I'm not sure.

[00:37:24]Take it anyway.

[00:37:29]Build.

[00:37:34]Jeez. I even managed to make parts out of metal and plastic here with just wood. That's That's a skill right there.

[00:37:39]So, I'm assuming this will just supply me with honey over time, so I don't need to keep chopping down beehives. Kind of okay with that. Uh, craft a mailbox.

[00:37:49]Maybe I should make the thing it's telling me to make instead of screwing around.

[00:37:54]Okay, so we need the mailbox and the mailbox holder. Oh, which I need I need a whole bunch of wood for. Uh, back to chopping Birch Street. I mean, the game is called Chop Chop. Let's face it, there's going to be a lot of chopping.

[00:38:09]Practically endless amount of chopping, I would guess.

[00:38:16]The one thing this game already does better than a lot of other games that have chopping in them, including a bunch of the survival games I've played, is the spot that you hit is where the wood actually gets chopped out, rather than just like generically hitting a random spot on the tree and having the chops show up in a specific spot.

[00:38:33]Every time I move the axe around, we can actually chop in different spots.

[00:38:40]All right, I've chopped down like half of the birch forest here. It'll all regrow in a moment anyway. Um, what do I need for this thing? Oh, that's the blueprints.

[00:38:51]Okay, I need small birch beams and I need need apple wood. A dang it. All right. Well, small birch beams will get first, I guess.

[00:39:04]I guess guess we're going for more apple wood.

[00:39:16]I think I got everything I need. Yep.

[00:39:18]There we go. Grab these. Uh, okay. Come on. There we go.

[00:39:27]Oh, you actually got to like stick all the individual slats on this thing.

[00:39:38]One more. Come on.

[00:39:45]Mailbox. We got mailbox holder is next.

[00:39:47]Uh, this one should be easier, I would assume. Oh, I thought I was going to have to put them on in the specific order, but I guess I don't.

[00:39:55]Why is it crafting two of them? I don't want to craft two.

[00:39:59]Or if it just like defaults to crafting as many of them as you can. Like you choose the item and then you just keep crafting it until you run out of materials, maybe. Also, what's the deal with this?

[00:40:13]Apparently, I can't ride the scooter.

[00:40:14]Said I can interact with a lot of things just by pushing F, but I haven't actually found all that many I can interact with.

[00:40:20]All right, set up my mailbox. Uh over here we did it. City administration, welcome.

[00:40:30]It's always a pleasure to see new businesses setting up here.

[00:40:34]You're now part of what keeps this city alive and growing. Uh sure. Nice to meet you. How should you talk to me? This is a really fast correspondence. We want to show you our support by offering you your first contractual mission. If you help the city thrive, it'll return uh it will return the favor. Help us upgrade the city to reach new target audiences.

[00:40:54]Uh we'll do open the city mission board and accept the city administration. Okay.

[00:41:00]Uh open the city mission board, which should be here.

[00:41:05]Central tower extension. We plan to expand the central tower. Time to catch up with the neighboring city. We need more floors, more presents, more aura.

[00:41:14]Could you build a city progression table and help us out with the missing building materials? Okay, I guess that goes over here.

[00:41:23]Oh, I see. I guess that makes sense.

[00:41:27]Uh, what kind of wood is that? Walnut.

[00:41:31]I guess I can go find some walnut. I'm going to assume it's not in this area cuz this is all birch and apple tree. We must have to cross the mythical bridge.

[00:41:44]I'm going to guess the walnut or these uh sort of like vibrant green tones here. Yeah. New tree discovered. Walnut.

[00:41:52]But that's birch. I guess it's all walnut.

[00:41:55]Walnut and birch. That's all that's over here. It looks like Wait a minute. Am I going to collect walnuts now, too? Oh, I do.

[00:42:10]Oh, it's this.

[00:42:12]These doorways can be repaired and used for fast travel. Quickly travel home and back. That's useful.

[00:42:20]Look like we need doorbell, glass, nails, and walnut wood. Okay. I mean, the doorbell and the and the glass and well and the nails. I guess I can buy all that from the from the computer at least.

[00:42:36]Seems like that's probably a good thing to invest in if I'm going to be like going back and forth, especially if we need a way to quickly get away from these nefarious ducks.

[00:42:51]I mean that works too.

[00:43:09]Okay, so I need two glass, 10 nails, and a doorbell. Should have enough for the walnut wood at this point, I think.

[00:43:18]Let's see. Oh, the glasses 70 bucks.

[00:43:21]Okay, we're not making that anytime soon. Doorbell's another 60. I need to make some furniture before I can do any of that. Uh what do I need for the table progression again? So, I need uh four of the small things and four the planks.

[00:43:33]Four small beams, four planks.

[00:43:37]Okay, so small walnut beams.

[00:43:40]Put those. And then walnut planks. They crafted pairs as well.

[00:43:45]the chicken egg stocking up on all that stuff. Oh, let's get the honey out of here. Extract honey.

[00:43:53]Hey, look at that. I got a jar of honey.

[00:43:59]Bees are already doing good work.

[00:44:10]We did it. Okay, so the central tower requires uh 10 birch beams, 10 birch planks, and 20 small birch beams. And I kind of wish the crafting table was a little closer over here, but it is what it is. Uh 10 birch beams. I did chop quite a bit of birch, but it's that uh was it 10 of these things?

[00:44:40]and 10 planks maybe. I know it was all birch.

[00:44:48]See if that covers it. Maybe it was 20 planks. I can't remember. Got to bring like a sie. It was 20. All right. I need uh eight more in total, but the crafted pairs, we got to make four more of them.

[00:45:02]Literally had just enough wood, too. How about that?

[00:45:06]I mean, not that we wouldn't just go whack more trees down, but wait, what?

[00:45:14]Oh, accidentally made too many planks. I was Man, I'm the smartest.

[00:45:21]Well, this was neither the first nor the last time. The mistakes will be made in all fairness.

[00:45:26]Uh, that was only six. I need Oh, one more wood. Craft that.

[00:45:34]And now we can make this. That gets me the aid I needed. Now I should have enough to to finish that job. Hopefully it'll pay a good amount of money because I need to buy something at that door.

[00:45:44]Sells for an unknown amount of money.

[00:45:46]Come on. Give me huge mcmoneyies. Big money. No whammy.

[00:45:52]Holy crap. It literally made the the city bigger. That's insane.

[00:46:01]# winning. Oh, look at that sludge.

[00:46:03]that's being pumped out of the factory with a new target audience and missions.

[00:46:06]Oh, I got more money. Okay, I got a good amount of money actually.

[00:46:10]I think they gave me like like 200 big monies.

[00:46:15]Sweet.

[00:46:17]>> Yo, Axe Boy, step over here. We need to chat. Um, okay, I can do that.

[00:46:26]All right, apprentichip years are over.

[00:46:28]Time to set you free. Unleash your inner capitalist. We need cold, hard capital to get this business up and running. I thought you'd already turned me loose.

[00:46:35]I'm talking sweet delicious money, cash, dough, daos, and green stuff. The green stuff.

[00:46:43]Perox never sleeps. Start selling stuff to make us some moola.

[00:46:48]>> Very nice. Do you hear this? Money talks and I listen.

[00:46:53]And right now it says headquarters. Go buy some dirt for our home base. Wait, what? I'm going to buy dirt. Okay. The official stamp stamper in the tunnel should help you out. Land. Got it.

[00:47:03]Official stamp stamper in the tunnel.

[00:47:05]That's super weird.

[00:47:12]Oh, okay. Oh, it actually tells me how much money I make this time.

[00:47:15]Unauthorized tree height. We've noticed several trees exceeding the official acceptable height ratio. This is frankly or this is highly irregular. Please reduce them to more bureaucratically pleasing height. Find the biggest birch trees and cut them down. Accept it.

[00:47:27]Good. Since you're on board, we can now begin formal operations. Let's go.

[00:47:32]Hopefully I can get both of these bus stop benches. We'll accept that, too.

[00:47:36]Okay, so that was easy.

[00:47:40]Oh, we got some Oh, look at that. Some sort of poisonous mine. Destroy.

[00:47:48]Uh, it says death in there. I I don't know if I want to go in there being, you know, death and all.

[00:47:55]Stop. No one allowed him beyond this point.

[00:47:58]The freaking machine gun. I want to find out.

[00:48:02]Can't shoot me. I'm out of your sight.

[00:48:08]Also can't open the door, though.

[00:48:12]Hello.

[00:48:15]Hello.

[00:48:24]What are the odds? The thing shoots me probably pretty good. I've died a couple times already.

[00:48:31]Oh, I found a duck.

[00:48:34]Rubber duck. Found the noble duck. He's looking pretty swank with that mustache and modle, I must say.

[00:48:41]I'm probably not supposed to go here, but we got to know. It's important scientific inquiry.

[00:48:46]And I died.

[00:48:49]Okay. Well, it said I have to go to the official stamper in the tunnel, but I don't know. Oh, wait. What's this over here?

[00:48:56]What the heck is this? Like a straw production? Why is there straw lying around here? I'll figure it out eventually. Okay, that's super interesting. I know I can't swim, so we're not going in that water, but it looks like there's stuff on that little island over there.

[00:49:15]Lots of eggs over here, too. Holy cow, the chickens have been busy.

[00:49:26]Wake up the public booth servant by hitting his booth. Oh, okay. Wait, I thought I had already done that. But I guess I didn't actually wake him up. I was just trying to talk to him.

[00:49:40]Wait, what? Ah, good day, sir. Yes. Do you wish to speak with me? Yes, I have a request. What is it?

[00:49:49]I own my land. I am the person designated for such consultations.

[00:49:54]Please take a seat or stand. Does not matter. Rules permit either technically.

[00:50:01]Now, the matter at hand. What land do you want to buy? I don't know. The dirt patch outside the tunnel apparently. Uh, very well. 442B subsection 7 paragraph 4. Yes. Uh, you'll need to fill it out in triplicate. I will submit your request to my colleagues at the Castral Castrol whatever that is office and send you a letter when they're ready.

[00:50:26]Perfect. How long will that take? Um, since we're working with one of the leading postal companies, uh, the letter should arrive very soon. Okay, I'll check.

[00:50:37]Maybe it's already there waiting for me.

[00:50:39]That'd be fun. I kind of want to know what's in here. I mean, I've already died. What's the worst that could happen if I die even more? Nope.

[00:50:46]Okay, clearly I need to upgrade my axe before we can chop that open. Look at this. Furox Corp. Cheap quality furniture for a high price. Only $799.99.

[00:50:55]Damn you, Fernox.

[00:50:57]I was right. The letter is waiting here.

[00:51:01]Uh, open.

[00:51:03]There we go. Dear Mr. Justin Lumber, your application for the purchase of the property dirt patch outside of the tunnel in Ozville Forest has been approved. However, during satellite analysis and land surveying, we discovered inexplicable deficiencies.

[00:51:16]The legal required fences which secure the path in this area have mysteriously disappeared. Uh, those would be the ones I smashed. You may have already acquired the property, but before carrying out any construction project there, you must restore the path security and apply for a building permit. Cost of the property amount is $256. Sincerely, Tilda Vaniard Stick Pastoral Office.

[00:51:39]Very nice. Okay, I have 258 mc monies.

[00:51:44]Hey partner, how's it going? Managed to boost our business yet? Please tell me you've got good news. Uh, we're able to buy this land. It's splendid. Now take some of your hard earned cash and do the unthinkable and invest it. We need headquarters. And sadly, they don't just sprout out of dirt for free. About those fences. You mean the recycled ones? What about them? They secured the path.

[00:52:05]>> Oh, come on. That was a solid kickstart.

[00:52:08]You know it. One of those ridiculous government rules, you know, the kind designed to make your life slightly more annoying. Basically all of them.

[00:52:16]Opportunity knocks. You toss coins.

[00:52:18]Simple.

[00:52:20]You'll fix things soon. For now, buy the property. The rest can wait. Uh, okay.

[00:52:26]Cut down. Oh, I got to cut down eight birch trees. I guess it doesn't matter which birch trees I chop down. So, we can do that.

[00:52:32]That's worth 50 50 McMoneyies to me, so I might as well do it.

[00:52:39]I think I can chop down any a Yep. Yeah, looks like it. I don't have to actually find the tall ones. That's good. I thought it might be specific trees we'd have to chop down.

[00:53:02]Oo, I got paid instantly, too, when I do these jobs. This level of civic cooperation borders on legendary. The filing cabinet hums with pride. Piece of cake. Hello. New city project has been authorized. Preparing to expand living space by constructing new residential buildings. Can you assist us providing the necessary materials?

[00:53:20]Sure can. Especially if it pays as well as that last one did. It's like 200 bucks for that uh last expansion project. Okay. So, we also needed to make um bus things. I got to take money.

[00:53:31]Wait, two take money from Chester and add it to your inventory. Oh, I got to actually like Oh.

[00:53:37]Oh, okay. How do I There we go. 256.

[00:53:40]McMoney's now. I guess I got to go to the tunnel.

[00:53:46]Give that to the building servant. Wake the servant. Okay, we got this. And then I I guess eventually I have to rebuild those fences.

[00:53:53]Lord knows why, but I really wonder if this thing will shoot me if I'm just walking out here in the open.

[00:53:59]Doesn't look like it.

[00:54:02]Uh, good morning. I I mean, welcome back. Uh, my colleagues have communicated to me that the evaluation of your plans has yielded a positive result. Yes, positive indeed. With the letter, it is officially confirmed.

[00:54:20]At this point, you may deliberate on the subsequent actions by the property. So, you wish to purchase the property. Very well. Uh, technically, all is in order. Uh the cost of the land amount is $256. Yes. $50. Uh once payment is received, the the property may be uh officially transferred to your name.

[00:54:45]Got this. 256 mcmonies.

[00:54:48]Uh thank you for completing the purchase. Congratulations. You you're now officially the owner of the property. Is there anything else with which I may assist you?

[00:55:01]like a building permit. Ah, yes. I see.

[00:55:06]You want to submit an application for for a building permit. Uh, very well.

[00:55:11]Technically, all is in order. However, the process will take some time. Yes.

[00:55:16]Uh, considerable time. Patience is recommended. Additionally, before any construction may commence, the security standards for the path in in the area must be fully met. offenses as prescribed by law must be in place.

[00:55:34]Only then may your plans proceed further.

[00:55:39]All right, I'll fix the fences, I guess. So, I've still got 52 money left. So, I guess that's something. Not enough to actually build that door that I wanted to make for the portal, but I can see all the fences we're going to have to build over there. I did chop down quite a bit of birch, so hopefully that will let me make all this easy enough. I got to buy nails.

[00:55:59]Devilly. Devilly nails. Oh, I have a letter. Value 50 bucks. A letter pack full of good news.

[00:56:06]I wonder what I do with the ducks. Can I put them somewhere? Okay, I got to buy nails, I guess. Give me like I don't know. They're 16 each.

[00:56:16]92. No, we can't do that. Uh I can really afford maybe three of these, which is kind of crappy. I don't know how many nails are. Wait, that's pile of screws. I don't want that. Not the pile of screw. It's pile of nails. They're only eight each. I can get like I don't know.

[00:56:30]Five of these would be 40.

[00:56:32]I don't know how many nails are in each pile, but whatever. We'll get it. The farting delivery truck. Man, that thing is fast. That's like That's faster than Amazon. Now, can I get run over by the truck?

[00:56:45]Yes, I can.

[00:56:52]Meep. Okay. Thanks for the nails. Pile of nails. Okay, it's literally only Oh, I can craft those too eventually.

[00:57:01]I guess later on we'll actually get to like mine, too. It's not just chopping trees. It's also mining. Uh, we need planks and planks and beams.

[00:57:10]Birch beams.

[00:57:13]Uh, planks. Wait, was it planks or was it small beams? It is planks.

[00:57:24]What could possibly go wrong?

[00:57:32]Now, I only had five nails. So, if there's more than five of these things to build. Oh, there is like B. There is just five. Okay, perfect.

[00:57:45]I'm going to be broke again, but it is what it is.

[00:57:52]Oh no, I didn't make it enough. Okay, I need to make one more beam.

[00:57:59]Pretty shoddy looking uh pretty shoddy looking fences. Look at the nails. How far they stick out.

[00:58:06]I am not apparently much of a craftsman.

[00:58:12]Ta. Okay, fences are all set. Sell two backless log benches with the drone.

[00:58:17]Okay, I can do that.

[00:58:19]Uh, backless log benches. They are right here. So, I need more apple wood, apple bottom trees, bench with the drones.

[00:58:37]The crafting of this is kind of neat, but it's also sometimes a little hard to get the pieces to line up quite the way you want. You got to like use the mouse wheel to zoom them in and out. Oh, did I not thought I had enough wood for that.

[00:58:47]Uh, I need more wood. Hold on.

[00:58:51]We can make wood. Apple wood.

[00:58:57]Hey, wait a minute. With that apple wood, we could smoke over it. Low and slow.

[00:59:02]If I had any recipes and maybe some beef.

[00:59:08]Beef over applewood. Low and slow.

[00:59:14]Okay, two benches. We'll sell these off.

[00:59:15]I think this was worth 70. So that's uh that'll be all right, I guess. Uh get that going. Wonder if I could sell raw chicken to the city. What would that be worth?

[00:59:29]Should see what I need for the residential tables, too. Go to the public servant in the tunnel. Awaken the booth servant since I now have the fences in place.

[00:59:38]Maybe we'll be able to build a home base. This level of civic cooperation board is unleendary. The pilot cabinet comes with rocket. Of course it does.

[00:59:47]Okay, this thing here needed what now?

[00:59:51]A lot of stuff. Walnut planks. Walnut beams. Birch planks. Birch beams. Well, for all the birch I chopped down. Turns out I need more.

[01:00:01]You'd almost think this game was focused on chopping.

[01:00:06]Wake up. Oh, w yes. Uh, I'm awake. Working hard on stuff. I am starting to get used to those ax vibrations. Rather unconventional alarm clock, but uh uh technically very effective nonetheless.

[01:00:21]Uh what can I do for you?

[01:00:25]I print fences. Ah yes, I see. Uh the fences have been repaired. Uh excellent or at least structurally sufficient.

[01:00:35]This fulfills the minimum requirements for path security. Yes, the path is now compliant. What about the building permit? Together with my colleagues at the the building authority, we're already working very hard on your building permit. Extremely hard. And yet, it will still take some time. Uh such a complex request generates uh an extraordinary amount of paperwork.

[01:00:59]Paperwork about paperwork. The hurdle is large. Very large. You must understand yours is not the only request. You're waiting attention. Is there a way to speed things up? Let me uh think about that. The stamping permits, it's not allowed. Signing applications also strictly forbidden. Uh counting passing vehicles, likewise. Uh a definite no.

[01:01:24]But you can assist with shredding files.

[01:01:27]Yes, that task is permissible. It also happens to be next on my list. A very long list. The work takes considerable time uh because so many old documents have accumulated uh mountains of them.

[01:01:42]Entire bureaucratic landscapes of them.

[01:01:46]Oh, it is your job. Great. Uh may I uh classify your response as affirmative?

[01:01:52]Uh or or negative? Uh sure. Yeah. All right. Uh thank you for your cooperation. This will uh considerably reduce your waiting time. Uh I I will instruct my colleague at the post office to airdrop some of the files to you.

[01:02:06]However, uh do not be surprised. Uh it's it's a substantial amount. Uh quite uh a lot in fact.

[01:02:15]Uh it's fine.

[01:02:18]All right. Reading a large stack of paperwork. I wonder how like when they say a lot like they Oh my god.

[01:02:27]Okay. It wasn't that much. Destroy. Oh, wait a minute. I got Oh, I got to run around and smash them all.

[01:02:35]Okay.

[01:02:37]Oh, man. They literally like they couldn't drop them all in one place.

[01:02:40]They had to like scatter them all across the forest.

[01:02:44]We got this. Oh, there's 17 of them. Oh, lord.

[01:02:49]Maybe we'll find more ducks while we're out searching. There are apparently seven ducks hidden around the map in this game. Uh, we've only found one so far. The one with the uh the the dashing mustache and the monle.

[01:03:02]somewhere else. There are six more ducks hiding around.

[01:03:05]Going to find those. I think they have a little contest too actually for like people finding the ducks. New location.

[01:03:12]Broken windmill.

[01:03:15]This place is in such a state of disrepair. Oh my god, there's one up there. How the heck am I going to get up there?

[01:03:25]Uh-oh. We got parkour. Parkour. No, that didn't jump far enough. Does one need to land on this parkourness?

[01:03:39]Oh, there's like a mystery box there, too. I love mystery boxes.

[01:03:45]A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.

[01:03:50]YOU KNOW HOW MUCH we've wanted one of those.

[01:03:52]>> We'll take the box.

[01:03:55]>> Find out what's in the box.

[01:03:59]Oh, you found a very rare resource. The insane gains protein shake. Combine it with a treadmill or weight bench for permanent stamina or strength boost. Oh, I like that. So, I got to craft those things, I guess, first.

[01:04:12]Parkour for the win, baby. Whoops. I over parkour.

[01:04:18]Keep an eye out for ducks on the way up here, too.

[01:04:29]probably stamina gains would be the way to go. I I would think that Oh, wow.

[01:04:32]Look at the view up here. I would think that uh chopping trees probably is based on strength, but what the heck?

[01:04:46]>> Govatech Labs. Hold on. See what's over here first.

[01:04:51]I found the Trojan horse. Oh my god.

[01:04:53]It's They're spies. They're from that Fernox company.

[01:04:58]Wait, I see. Oh, ooh, suck it, Fernox.

[01:05:03]Taking your chips. Oh, there's a duck.

[01:05:06]Oh my god, it's the spiffing duck. The gentleman duck. It's That's got to be That's the spiffing duck right there.

[01:05:12]That's what that is.

[01:05:15]I could probably jump down there, but I bet you there's fall damage.

[01:05:24]H. It looks breakable, but it's not. Oh, we got like crystals and stuff up here.

[01:05:28]Is this open? No, it does not.

[01:05:33]Look like there are engineering trees in here. Okay, that's Oh, maybe if I hit the button. Nope, that doesn't work either. Okay, that might not be in the demo or I just haven't gotten far enough yet, I guess. Uh, somewhere there is one more of these paper things we got to shred.

[01:05:50]Oh, wait. I got a another thing to do.

[01:05:52]The windmill rehab. Repair the broken or uh remove the broken windmill with your axe. That the windmill was No, it was down lower. There it is down there.

[01:06:01]I can do that. I can break things with my axe. That's my specialty.

[01:06:11]Smash that fence, but I don't think I was supposed to. Thought I was just chopping planks on the ground.

[01:06:29]Okay, it turns out it's going to be harder than I thought it was. Remove the broken windmill. Oh, windmill wings. I'm trying to smash the whole thing.

[01:06:38]Helps if you actually read the directions. So, I got to craft the windmill wings to put those back on the windmill to get it back up and running.

[01:06:44]Uh but somewhere here there is still one more bundle of bureaucratic paperwork I got to shred.

[01:06:51]Oo secret behind me. What?

[01:06:58]Oh, look at all the stuff we found that's not breakable. It's all right.

[01:07:06]Chest be back here for some reason.

[01:07:11]This is a place of grace where art is created.

[01:07:15]I mean, okay, wait a minute. I stole and stole one of those things. There's an RV in here.

[01:07:26]Toilet in a bathtub. Hello. Someone there. Swear I just heard something. Is that a crack on my stomach? Oh my god, the farts. A ghost. Hello. Hello. Oh no.

[01:07:39]Well, maybe I'm just talking myself again. Yes, definitely just myself. Just me and my stomach.

[01:07:44]Would be a terrible time to meet someone anyway. Uh, hello. Who or what are you?

[01:07:51]Oh, visitors. Visitors. It's like Christmas and my birthday all at once.

[01:07:56]But so this tiny little problem. Will you help me out? Did you run out of toilet paper in there?

[01:08:03]What exactly? Well, so I put a toilet paper holder um on the outside. Uh who does that? Now I'm stuck here like a like a beaver in a dam. Did you maybe That sounds strange, but okay. Two sheets or three.

[01:08:21]I want that duck.

[01:08:25]I go I can go Oh, he literally wants a beaver. Ah, fresh air. By the way, I'm Bobber, the supreme wood nibbler, your new best friend.

[01:08:53]That's freaking weird. Uh, you'll like this. Come quick. I have to show you something.

[01:08:59]Is that one of the seashells? Where's the other two sea gels?

[01:09:04]I want that poop. Give me that poop.

[01:09:06]Give me the poop.

[01:09:08]Okay, I can't take the poop. That other poop I sold was worth like 40 some odd pennies. I want that poop.

[01:09:17]This is seashell number two.

[01:09:20]What do we got here? See that? This is where I never wood, but I'm running out of supplies. Birchwood, apple tree wood, the finest kinds. Know what birch smells like when you nibble on it? Like a dream of the forest. But it has to be freshly cut. Need as freshly chopped as possible. Can you get me some?

[01:09:39]I'll get you your wood. I'll be your huckleberry.

[01:09:44]Can I can't punch down with this game, so I guess I can't go in there. Oh, I'm stuck. Oh crap, I got myself stuck. No.

[01:09:53]Please tell me there's an unstuck button.

[01:10:00]I literally had to kill myself, but we got free. Uh, and I still have to find one more file shre. There it is.

[01:10:09]Hooray. Okay, so that's done. Uh, can I can make a Mark III axe. I just need another birch. More birchwood.

[01:10:17]More birchwood. I need uh a lot more birchwood. I need like 17 more birchwood.

[01:10:32]This will help me chop faster, which will let me do stuff faster. Oh, now we got stone wood. Okay, that's something I haven't seen yet.

[01:10:41]Oh, so many things to do. Okay, so the windmill wings I cannot craft. Oh, yeah, I can craft them. Uh, I need small birchwood beams, though.

[01:10:52]Okay, I can get those small birchwood beams. I didn't really pay attention to how many I need, but Oh, wait. Small walnut beans, right? Small walnut.

[01:10:58]Birchwood. That was kind of misreading.

[01:11:00]It's a walnut.

[01:11:06]I may have made too many, but whatever.

[01:11:08]I'm sure they'll come in handy at some point. All right, that's one.

[01:11:16]Uh hey, this is um this one's a little weird to build, but uh All right, got that. Um come on. There we go.

[01:11:30]That out of the way. Get this on here.

[01:11:33]Success.

[01:11:35]Okay, that's one. Uh we need birch smell wing two.

[01:11:43]Like that the progress is a little bit random. Like I don't have to do necessarily everything in a specific order. I can just find stuff and tackle it.

[01:11:52]Eventually we're going to want to make some more stuff to sell to cuz I'm going to need more money. Let's fix up the uh the windmill here first. Oh, I got it.

[01:11:58]So, oh, I have the birchwood I needed. I just need 12 apple wood and then we can supply that to our new nibbler friend back there.

[01:12:08]Uh, clean up the windmill area with broken parts.

[01:12:18]Success, etc. Uh, blow me away. Whack the dirt of the windmill once the Wait, wait, what?

[01:12:28]Whack the dirt of the windmill once the dust has been cleared. Reassemble the repaired wings. What?

[01:12:34]Oh, I got you. There we go. Craft.

[01:12:45]Hooray. Okay. Uh, we got it. I did a thing. Did I get money for that? I didn't even notice.

[01:12:53]I don't think I did get any money.

[01:12:56]Well, that sucks. I don't like working for free.

[01:13:04]Okay, that's all the wood we need for What's this vase over here? Nibbler McNibblesson. Uh, wait. How do I get Oh, I died to get out of there. I wonder what these broken doors are for. I'll figure it out. Oh, that's got to be for those fast travel points, which is kind of neat. I got you, bro. Ta. Look what I made while you were gone. Isn't it marvelous? Isn't it grand? Isn't it a little crooked? Wow. Really impressive.

[01:13:29]Hey, thanks. But wait, wait, I've got more. Look here. I build birds out of wood. Aren't they magnificent? Maybe we'll build an entire bird paradise together. Yes. It's a kingdom with a throne for the birds or for me.

[01:13:42]But the birds need a house. No house. No home. No home. No happy birds. Makes sense, right? Yeah. Uh, what exactly have in mind? Dibble. Build a house and put the bird in it. Bam. Done. See? Easy as pie. All right, I'll do it.

[01:14:00]There's quite a quite a few tasks here.

[01:14:01]More than I was anticipating, honestly.

[01:14:03]Uh, new furniture. So, we got the bird house to make. So, we got to craft two birdouses.

[01:14:09]can collect those. Uh, I can destroy this thing apparently. What happens if I break it? Does it get mad at me? Oh, never mind. That was a plane behind it.

[01:14:16]All right, whatever. He's made this weird weird bench of some sort here.

[01:14:26]What? I awake. Uh, just just rinsing my eyes. Uh in accordance with break regulation 312 subsection 3 received confirmation from my colleagues that is uh the files uh have been successfully reduced uh to confetti.

[01:14:45]Thank you. Excellent work. Truly efficient. Uh you've saved the office several weeks uh of procedural fatigue.

[01:14:53]What about the permit? Oh, the the permit. Uh we did our part and your building permit is finally uh completed.

[01:15:00]in its long bureaucratic journey.

[01:15:02]Official, approved, valid. Uh, congratulations are in order. You may now proceed with your construction plans. Uh, nice. Thank you. Well, uh, thank you for your patience and help and good good luck uh, with the construction.

[01:15:21]Okay, so we've got construction we can do. Man, there's actually a lot to do in this demo. More than I was anticipating being able to do, which is pretty sweet.

[01:15:28]I've been playing for about an hour and a half now and it looks like there's still quite a bit more that we could be doing. Uh if you want to try out this demo for yourself, it's available on Steam right now. I'll have a link in the description where you can check it out.

[01:15:38]I think I'm going to I'm going to call it quits here for now. Maybe come back and chop some more stuff later. Uh cuz I wasn't expecting to be able to play this long. Kind of nice that I can keep doing things and make more money though. Uh if you want to check out a sort of a fun little simulator with a bit of a wacky sense of humor to it, give it a whirl.

[01:15:53]You might like it. I'm as always, Cryptic Fox. I'll see all of you next time.