Social media and celebrity culture create significant pressure on women and young girls to conform to specific beauty standards, particularly the desire for BBLs (Brazilian Butt Lifts), as these modifications are perceived as pathways to social mobility and economic advancement, especially in communities where physical appearance is directly linked to opportunities and success.
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If A Bombshell Stole Your Girl, What Would You Do? | EP129
Added:Unfortunately, we us as guys don't know the pressures women and young girls have to look a certain way.
So that's why the ones in ends, they want to look like the Cardi B's and the Meg the Stallions cuz that's what the guys around them are saying and aspiring to.
The trap guys, the hood guys, the guys that are working in finance and clear with whatever, they're talking about them kind of girls and if you ain't got it, you're thinking I'm going to be stuck in Lab Road, stuck in ends.
But I can spend a few grand and maybe that can I can leave you know leave the hood.
>> Yeah. Is that what you would do if you were a girl?
>> Yeah.
>> You would get a BBL?
>> a BBL. And I would learn how to shake it.
>> [laughter] >> I would learn how to shake it. Honey, but you got to do what you got to do to get out of your situation, bro. It's either that or sucking dick.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> I'm good. I'm good.
>> Crazy, bro.
>> You're a mad person, bro.
>> Crazy.
What would you do to get out of the ends today?
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> If you were a girl if you were a girl, >> would you like when would you suck dick?
>> What do you mean?
>> Like what age? No, no, no. Like in what under what circumstances would you suck dick?
>> I would only suck dick with my husband.
>> [laughter] >> I'm writing a five-year plan.
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> I've noticed I've noticed recently you lot been trying to smell nice.
>> Trying to.
>> What do you mean?
>> Trying to.
>> No, no, I'm just I'm just saying I'm >> The sound of that was crazy.
>> You lot been trying to smell nice, yeah?
>> Trying to is mad.
>> And I got some recently, yeah.
>> What did you get?
>> I've been eyeing this for a minute.
>> Is this for us?
>> No, it's for me.
But would you like to to taste it?
Yeah, taste it on your skin.
And then let me know if it's up your alley.
>> Why?
>> Cuz I've started No, no, I've started >> You started like selling uh >> Is that the [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no, but >> I've started I've started giving I've started giving presents to my friends.
>> And my birthday is next.
>> And my birthday just was.
>> Everybody always starts saying after my birthday. It's always >> [laughter] >> It's always July people are always >> no, but for you, when you do your next show, I'mma get you something.
>> I'm July.
>> July? Yeah, I'll get you >> No, but your your birthday is like the worst one of the worst birthdays ever.
>> It's the worst birthday. I think it's the worst birthday on the planet.
>> So it's like >> Spray it on your hand.
>> People don't really want to be nice in the winter.
>> Tell me what you think.
>> Like with gifts and stuff.
Is that your boy?
>> No, no, it's Roja.
>> Roja. Hey, he was a good center.
>> Hey, what kind of what kind of what kind of spray is that? Don't be shy, bro.
>> No, I like to I like to Just >> Ah, you're a wild >> You're not supposed >> Guys, you're not supposed to rub, bro.
You're not supposed to rub, bro.
>> It It messes up the notes.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> You really have to leave it on the skin.
>> Yeah, bro. It goes from a deep >> [laughter] >> It goes from a deep to a Now now it's just cocoa butter.
>> It does smell a lot nicer.
>> What? Cocoa butter?
>> It does smell. There's something in there.
It's like a vanilla sort of oud.
>> It's a oud, yeah? Can you Can you >> Amber Amber >> Amber, yeah, yeah. Well >> I'm just sniffing red that, bro.
>> Wood wood >> No, because it says amber oud, though.
>> [laughter] >> Crystal is a crystal >> It's got a sapphire in it.
>> Sapphire?
That's a diamond.
>> I don't know.
I don't I don't know it.
>> Can you not tell Can you Can you tell notes on on perfume?
>> No, I can't actually can't. I just know what nice and what doesn't.
>> Yeah, same.
So all them influencers that tell you, "Yeah, it's got it's got um patchouli and all of this."
>> I can't I can't engage with them. I can't engage.
>> It just smells nice.
>> Yeah, to me >> Does it Does it smell nice?
>> It does definitely smell nice, yeah.
Yeah.
>> But patchouli wouldn't mean to me it would be like more of a fresh smell.
>> Yeah.
>> All I know is like oud, that's all the only one that I I know or oud and vanilla. Those are the two smells in perfume that I really know >> clearly. I like those ones.
>> And yeah, those are my favorite that I can tell clearly.
>> I feel like you like sweet oud or sweet oud.
>> You can tell me You can tell me. I don't know I don't know.
>> Cuz I feel like you like You like smelling a bit like >> top note, he likes the the sweet smells.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, what what have you >> Whereas he You like You like leather.
>> Uh that's my new thing, yeah, leather.
>> Yeah. I want to smell like a man.
>> Yeah, you're maturing.
>> What do I smell like?
>> Like a Like a 16-year-old.
>> [laughter] >> That's what the That's what the girls have been calling you.
>> Your sweet 16.
>> [laughter] >> You For your birthday, I'm going to buy you Britney Spears.
>> I know it slaps [laughter] though.
That's the manager.
>> Britney Spears will slap as well, bro.
>> Get me the 100 ml, blud.
>> [laughter] >> We live, Tim, yeah?
>> We live. We live.
>> The mics are all good?
>> Everything is >> Everything is fantastic, actually, I'd say.
>> Who watched the game yesterday?
>> Yeah. I watched the first half.
>> Was it bad?
>> It was bad.
>> No, it was it was it was two sides, yeah.
>> South Africa was >> Mexico weren't that bad.
>> No, but South Africa >> Mexico were decent. Mexico was all right.
>> South Africa bad.
>> But South Africa, they were shooting from like 60 yards, random.
>> And they were There was one shot that was slapping.
>> [laughter] >> In in uh the was 2010 in South Africa.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And they scored the first goal.
>> And then And first goal was >> a screamer.
>> Did the guy did the Mexican guy did the celebration that the guy did against them? He did exactly the same celebration.
>> But what also that black Mexican? I was I was shocked.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Someone said he's Nigerian.
>> No, he's >> [laughter] >> he's he's he's Serbian. You know he's got more goals than Ronaldo.
>> More goals than Ronaldo in in what football?
>> In Saudi League.
>> Oh. Oh, in Saudi League.
>> Saudi League.
>> Oh, but Ronaldo's like 64.
>> True, but he's a winger.
>> Oh. So >> though.
>> Messi >> Did Ronaldo see him win it?
>> I don't even know.
>> I think they did I think they did they did now.
>> Yeah, I thought Ivan Toney's team team won it.
>> No, they won a cup. No, Ronaldo.
Ronaldo's team won this year.
Um who do you guys think is going to win the World Cup?
>> Arsenal.
Oh my [snorts] days.
>> They're going to >> [laughter] >> they're going to be hearing this all the time for the next 12 >> That's what you don't like as fans, bro.
>> I normally support Arsenal in the World Cup. We've won it twice this year already. So we won it in '98 with the French team.
>> [laughter] >> And we won it in 2010 and with the Germans. So So I'm going for England this year.
>> Which Germans did you have?
>> No, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no.
>> Yeah, Boateng, Özil, Klose.
>> You didn't have Özil in 2010.
>> We We did. We did.
>> You didn't have Özil.
You didn't have 2010.
>> Okay, 2014 [laughter] there. It was 2014. It was 2014.
>> I've got the years wrong, too.
>> They won the 2014 World Cup, Germany.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> But no, this year I'm I'm finding it hard to decide who to support.
>> Yeah. So you >> What?
>> Because it's like this year I was like, "Oh, let me support England, yeah."
>> Same.
>> And I saw Instagram post, no, a tweet of someone saying, "Ah, like England needs to do better to keep these guys" it's referring to Saka and Eze. "Keep these guys from going to other countries because they're English." I'm like, "Oh, now I was Now I was >> [laughter] >> He's so mad. Miss Miss one penalty and they call him monkeys.
>> The mad thing is you can't we can't even put up the flag anymore. Like you know like around the World Cup time everybody had the flag up. Now it means something.
>> They've ruined it.
>> It's so mad.
>> I don't even want to As soon as it gets to like if England gets to the semi-finals, I'm not going to the pubs anymore.
>> Yeah.
>> I was thinking about France cuz they got bare Africans but then it's just another colonizer.
>> Yeah.
>> They're top dogs with that, man.
>> Top dogs with the colonizers.
>> You know what I was reading because I was thinking about >> [laughter] [laughter] >> [ __ ] support [ __ ] support the team with the most black people.
>> [laughter] >> 100% bro.
>> I was reading because um Obviously the last World Cup there was 48 32 teams and this World Cup there's 48.
>> Yeah.
>> I was thinking why is that?
>> Yeah.
>> Um FIFA's chief of global football development Arsene Wenger summed it up simply. We had to open it to the world and I think it's the minimum we could do to open it to more African countries, more Asian countries because we wanted to >> He noted with >> [laughter] >> We wanted it to be stronger everywhere.
He also noted that all the money goes to the federations to develop the infrastructures.
>> Oh.
>> They take another bit for extortion by here.
>> Yeah.
>> I've got money on England, you know.
I've got money on England, France, Spain, and the team that I'm not allowed to support but I love them, Argentina.
>> Argentina?
>> Yeah, I love Argentina.
>> Wait, why do you love Argentina?
>> [laughter] >> People don't generally know how racist Argentina was. They're they're scary.
>> Yeah, now Argentina cuz of Messi, man. I love Messi.
>> Wait, wait. How How You said four teams >> Yeah.
>> you're betting on.
>> Yeah.
>> So, you're just spread betting. You know you're not supposed to do that. You know that.
>> how No, no, no. You can. You can. I put How much are you putting on?
>> I put I put What What Altogether, I put on like 200.
>> 200? 200? But, what are the odds?
>> I've got Yeah.
>> What is it? A combination?
>> It's a combination. There's one combination that I've got. Argentina, France, Spain, England to reach the quarterfinals.
50 pound, if I win, I get seven bills.
>> And then the other 150 you've got on each individual to win.
>> I put 100 pound on England.
>> To win?
>> To win, yeah. 100 pound on England.
>> What's the What's the odds?
>> Uh I think I get like eight bills back if England win.
>> That's not That's not bad. That's not [snorts] bad, actually.
>> Yeah. And then >> [laughter] >> um >> So, then there's Mexico.
>> France as well.
>> [laughter] >> And France, how much did you put on France?
>> Uh 50. Like 50.
>> You're probably going to get like 200 off that.
>> No, a lower Three Three bills. Three bills on France, yeah.
>> And Brazil what are going to win.
>> [laughter] >> I've got I've got money on Brazil as well.
They gave me money back. They gave me free bets. I put the free bets on Portugal.
>> All All credit.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> What company What company were you betting with?
>> Uh Sky Bet.
>> Oh.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> Yeah. Have I ever told you guys when my boy did an accumulator of like 20 teams and he won?
>> And he won? How much did he win from 1 pound?
>> Bro, he We had pro clubs, yeah.
And he goes, "Oh my gosh, I just won." I was like, "What do you mean you just won?" He's like, "Bro, I won my accumulator." I was like, "How many teams?" He's like, "20 teams."
>> That's mad.
>> Like, woah. We're rich."
>> [laughter] >> I was like, "We're rich." I was like, "Yeah, go on. Like, how much did you put down?"
>> Yeah.
>> He's like "I won just a cheeky fiver."
>> Five?
>> I put two P.
>> Two P?
>> You [laughter] know that they're not accumulating money there and they're nuts, you know.
They actually are nuts, you know.
>> Yo, our friend told us that we didn't win another game.
>> [laughter] >> How the [ __ ] are you putting two people in >> But you know, at the moment man would tell you that he won, but he's got like 100 two people bets.
>> [laughter] >> He's got 100 two people bets like he's mad, bro.
>> So he's he was out like three pound that day.
>> [laughter] >> It was so bad, bro. I was like it's it's absolutely crazy.
>> Yeah.
>> I slightly wanted Iran to do well, you know.
>> Why?
>> Why? Why?
>> Just cuz like cuz they're in America's World Cup like >> The women don't even have to celebrate if they win.
>> Yeah.
>> It's mad if they win cuz Trump has to hand them the the thing, innit?
>> [laughter] >> That's mad.
>> That's so crazy.
>> He'll cancel the whole thing.
>> Yeah, he won't he won't do it.
>> That's so >> [laughter] >> I didn't even think about that.
That's actually so mad.
>> He'll ship it to them. He'll ship the trophy.
>> Yeah.
>> [laughter] >> I ship it to them.
He'll ship it. He'll meet you on the yacht.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Crazy.
>> What and what team are you guys hate watching?
>> England.
>> [laughter] >> Hate watching England.
>> I don't want to say that cuz I want like Nike to give us England jerseys.
>> [laughter] >> I'll click that bear.
>> I'm I'm hate I'm hate watching England up until we get to the point where it might be likely or possible they're going to win.
>> I'm I'm hate watching throughout the group stages 100%.
>> And England's bare black though like I can't >> Hate England but the team's so black.
Like you can't hate mainly you can't hate Saka.
>> Yeah, but I like individual players in the England team. I don't I don't like the national team.
>> yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> So what you want England ideally to like go out in >> I want I want I want England to get knocked out at like the quarters or semis.
>> Cuz that's going to be a lit summer.
Yeah, and then >> So it's just lit when when England gets knocked out like >> [laughter] >> Like when England gets knocked out it's just lit.
I'm not saying it but if the black people miss his [laughter] Islam.
>> [laughter] >> I'm not talking about those extremist white people. I'm talking about just like black Twitter. Like it's just bad.
It's just bad. Yeah.
Don't be like that needs to go live on and bomb shows like that.
That's crazy.
When Gabriel missed his penalty, like that I forgot what they put.
The Gabriel missed penalty is a two of the biggest that like something came through the window.
>> [laughter] >> Crazy man. Who are you guys actually supporting? Last question, if you guys aren't supporting England, who are you actually supporting? I should support Ghana cuz my wife is Ghanaian. So they're they're going to be like celebrating if Ghana win or lose. I'm just going to be there on the side like Yay, but on the side I'm going to be like they need to lose. They need to lose.
This World Cup is tough you know. I'm not going to lie. There's no one I actually feel like affinity to.
I was going to say Portugal but then only cuz of Bruno. Bruno winning the World Cup is it would be good debate between him and and Messi. I actually want Brazil to win cuz of Neymar.
Yeah, but Neymar is never going to play though.
Yeah, but he still deserves it. That's what I want.
That's that's that's why I like Brazil.
Where do you rank Neymar?
In terms of like I think Neymar is the third best footballer ever. Ever. Ever.
And who's number one and number two?
Who yeah, who's number one and number two?
Are you are you putting So but you're not counting the older older generation Pelé and that? I don't know enough about them. So that's why it's like I would be lying if I was like yeah, Pelé was better. I I ain't seen I ain't seen enough of him.
But the play of the players I've I've watched, I think Neymar is the third most talented player. I can agree with that. He's the third most than Ronaldinho? Yeah, more than Ronaldinho, yeah. is that?
>> I agree. I agree. No, I agree. I I >> I agree.
>> Yeah, more than Ronaldinho.
>> Cuz Neymar's weaker foot >> smashes the ball. Yeah, he does with it.
>> R9 was good, but >> I think so many people I think their stints were too short, bro.
>> No, no, the thing about R9 is I got to say.
>> Oh, wait, he he >> Oh, yeah, he couldn't he was like he was destined to >> He was always he was destined to be the strongest and the best.
>> Yeah, but injuries, whatever, he never reached the actual and he still has got crazy records.
>> Yeah, and I I think about Neymar as well. I feel like he he never reached his peak because of injuries, but like he's still >> I think it's cuz cuz of party, you know.
>> Oh, yeah, he and he he was he's not he hasn't got like the mentality. Yeah, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> See, it's mad, bro. Imagine you're kicking ball you hear man on the pod saying that.
Yeah, Neymar. Who do you If you guys don't think it's Neymar, who do you think is the third best ever footballer?
>> Ever?
>> [sighs] >> I would have said R9, um >> I think Zidane.
>> Ooh, Zidane, yeah. I think I think Zidane's fourth to me for me.
Yeah, Zidane might be third or fourth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zidane might be third, sorry. Zidane might be third.
Yeah, Zidane was a a sick player.
>> as well. Longevity as well.
>> Yeah, as well, yeah, yeah.
>> I'll say Zidane.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, probably. I'm I'm uh I would say I'm going to support France to answer your question.
>> Okay.
>> But because of >> Wait, how many Arsenal players we got in the Arsenal >> Only one, only one Arsenal.
>> [laughter] >> That's why I went for I'm going for Spain.
>> You got more Arsenal I think you got more Arsenal players than >> [laughter] >> And Liverpool's new manager is Spanish, isn't it?
>> [laughter] >> This man I'm >> I'm supporting every coach. I'm keeping it African. I'm supporting every coach.
I'm >> Well, Amadou Diallo's there, yeah.
>> Amadou Diallo.
>> Yeah, they're going to be a dark horse, no pun intended.
>> All right, [snorts] let's let's run this sweepstake then before we before we even do the intro.
>> over and I'll explain on the mic.
>> All right, cool.
>> Ah, I hate this, man. I'm not going to get like Saudi or Haiti or something.
>> [snorts] >> What song is that?
>> Yeah, what's the >> The song was Haiti, yeah.
>> going to win.
>> So, we have four seeds.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> is I'll explain it as we go along, okay?
They're all in order, yeah?
>> But, put it put it down and then go to the mic and then maybe explain it, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> You put it You put it You put something in there.
>> That water I bring in.
>> No, no, no, no, go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
>> Cool. So, I've put down there four seeds, four seeds.
>> Four pots.
>> Four pots, yeah, that's that makes sense, okay. The first pot it contains the top eight teams for the World Cup.
So, everyone will pick one from each of those.
>> Yeah.
>> The second seed, well, second pot is the um dark horses. Now, these are just my analogy of the who are the dark horses of the tournament.
>> Is that going to be Senegal, Haiti?
>> There's only There's only going to be eight >> Yeah, they're in there.
>> [laughter] >> There's only going to be eight uh eight teams in there and you only pick them only pick one of them. The next seed is the third tier. These are the third tier teams.
>> Yeah.
>> Um but, there's 16 teams in there, so you pick two from each of them.
>> Okay.
>> Then, the last one I call it the 0.01% of chance of them going through. So, they're the the rest, basically. There's another 16. So, from each pot, so the first two pots you only take one and the last two pots you take two from each of those. So, each of us has 16, so it'll be fairly even.
That's the That's the most fairest way, I thought.
>> So, 1 1 2 1?
>> No, 1 1 2 2.
>> 1 >> Yeah.
>> 2 2 >> Yeah.
>> So, that's six in total. That'll be six in total.
>> 6 * 8 is 48.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> How are you going to decide who goes first, then?
>> Um you guys can decide.
>> You know what, Tim? Just so we don't all end up getting up and getting going around, maybe you come and bring the first pot to us and then we just pick out of it.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, cool. Okay, cool. So, which one should I do first?
Should I do >> Do the Do the Do the Do the most exciting one first.
>> I guess the biggest but I don't think the exciting one should be last, isn't it? To like >> True, true, true, true.
>> Yeah, okay, cool.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, yeah. So, do the do the do the 0.01 0.01.
>> 0.0.1.
>> I want I want I want Cape Verde, man.
>> [laughter] >> I want Bosnia and Herzegovina.
>> Okay, so pick two. Close your eyes. Oh, no, don't close your eyes. Don't look at the paper.
>> Are you sure that's the right >> Yeah, I'm sure. Look at the third bottom, 0.01.
>> Seems good, I think.
>> [cough] >> Pick two, yeah? [clears throat] >> Yeah.
>> Are we doing this for us?
>> Well, we're going to I'm not going to pick for the others as well.
>> Yeah, let >> Okay.
>> Yeah, okay, cool.
>> All right, we'll just do ours cuz this is most important.
>> Shall I read it out first?
>> No, just do >> How many did you pick? Did you pick two?
>> I picked two.
>> Okay, cool.
>> Hold it, yeah? [clears throat] >> Yeah, hold it, yeah, yeah.
>> All right, we'll do it.
>> No, no, no.
>> [laughter] >> It's the 0.01s, man.
>> [laughter] >> I smell it. That's why I >> That's why I'm trying to check the back.
>> I'm just checking that I haven't got more than two, man. Come on, bro.
>> That's why I'm trying to check the back.
>> This is a cheater, man. I just >> [laughter] >> This one's big. This this >> I know this is going to This is going to get Ghana for sure.
>> [laughter] >> If I get Ghana, I swear down I'm I'm banned from the show.
>> each other.
>> Okay.
>> [laughter] >> I didn't even realize how gay that is.
That's the first time I've ever seen realized [laughter] how gay that is.
>> I pick my two.
>> Yeah.
>> I should have said that on his wedding day. This is the gayest decision you've made to marry somebody.
>> Marry somebody.
>> [laughter] >> Okay, I'll I'll say my two first. I have >> Uh Panama.
>> Mhm.
>> Uh they're in the thingy's group.
>> Hey, hey, every single time you read out a country, yeah, say something you know about that country.
>> Um I saw them in um what's it called?
What's that um Prison Break?
>> Yeah, Prison Break. Keep it moving. Next one.
>> Prison Break.
>> That's good, actually. Yeah.
>> one. That's a good one.
>> And I've got uh Saudi Arabia. I just think of the Arab season. What's it called?
>> Spikes.
>> What's it called?
>> Riyadh.
>> Riyadh season. Yes, Riyadh season.
That's what I think about boxing and stuff. So, Saudi Arabia, yeah.
>> Should I go?
>> Yeah, go.
>> Well done, [laughter] Tim. Well done.
>> Uh >> You got that easy as well.
>> I've got Jordan.
>> Hey.
>> Jordan.
>> [laughter] [snorts] >> Hey.
>> Iran, my ex.
>> [laughter] >> Hey, that's funny, bro.
>> [laughter] >> Yo.
>> I don't even understand it.
>> Hey, yo.
>> I'm not even going to play.
>> You got to get the Persian next.
>> I've got Haiti.
>> Hey.
>> Um the hurricane, isn't it? Happened there.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> okay.
>> Hey.
>> Iran, twins.
>> Shut up.
>> [laughter] >> Shut up.
>> Crazy.
>> Crazy.
>> Okay, I've got New Zealand.
>> Hey.
>> What the [ __ ] do I know about New Zealand? [laughter] That's a hard one, you know.
>> one.
>> I know one.
>> The color of this mic.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> But you're not allowed to say that.
>> [laughter] >> I actually don't know one about New Zealand, you know.
>> Lord of the Rings was shot in New Zealand.
>> I would never have known that.
>> And their rugby team's called the All Blacks.
>> Blacks, yeah.
>> That's what he was saying.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> Of course, of course, we just did that.
>> Yeah, [laughter] that's my addition.
>> So mad.
>> So mad.
>> And that's how their team's called All Whites or something.
>> No.
>> No.
>> You got that [laughter] You got that one wrong, yeah, yeah. I know if you if you try to get If you try to get the All Asians, you'll get that wrong as well.
>> [laughter] >> And I've also got Ghana.
>> Hey.
>> [laughter] >> My fact about Ghana is if you were born on Friday and you're a boy, your name is coffee and not Nescafe. Okay, [laughter] [laughter] I've got Uzbekistan.
>> [laughter] >> Borat was born there. Oh yes.
Oh no, no, no, no, the character. Yeah, the character character Borat was Uzbekistan. Yeah, all kind of stuff. The neighbors, the neighbors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fair, fair. We'll give you that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my one is South Africa. So, [laughter] what should we do the other show? We do them near the end.
Off camera.
Okay, we're going to do the 30. Just so you know because certain people got angry and upset. [laughter] Bangs and E-man we're not cheating cuz you guys you guys are obviously sensitive about this and you're not here. We're not cheating. If you're listening to this, we're not cheating.
>> [laughter] >> We don't want you guys to argue again about the sweets thing and nearly come to blows. Two [laughter] again, yeah? Yeah.
[ __ ] I need to Oh, no, I don't need to write down my teams. Are we going around? I don't like the way Fish is picking.
Same. [laughter] >> You got again, yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> Can we start from the other side this time?
>> Go on. Yeah, yeah, start off.
>> I should have you can start with them and get money to go off.
>> Okay, cool.
>> Go on, Tim.
>> So, the first team is uh Scotland.
>> Scottish.
>> Scottish.
>> Haggis.
>> Haggis.
>> One of the team is Andrew Mcgill.
>> I've never been Scotland before. Kills, um McTominay.
>> McTominay.
>> [laughter] >> I was going to say anything but I got >> No, you got you got two.
>> You got two, yeah.
>> And the second one is Egypt. So, >> Come on, say >> My parents went there last year.
They enjoyed themselves.
>> Me, my >> Where you going? You having a You having a sibling? What do you mean they enjoyed [laughter] themselves?
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Okay, my turn.
>> Go on, go on.
>> I got Sweden.
>> That's a good team, you know.
>> What's the fact about Sweden?
They pay for university, I think.
>> Is it?
>> Either they pay for university or they give you >> High education >> is free, yeah. It's >> I heard their prisons are clean [clears throat] and >> don't sell still water there.
>> They don't sell it, it's free.
>> Because the water from the tap is so great.
>> I got I got a good little >> You got a good >> Ecuador.
>> What's the fact about Ecuador?
>> Wait, aren't you going to Sweden?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah, for um >> Do you not think it's mad that you got [clears throat] two teams at places you're going?
>> [laughter] >> You got an Ecuador as well, you know.
>> Where are you?
>> [laughter] >> I've I've got no fact of Ecuador. Can anyone help?
>> Uh yeah, Antonio Valencia.
>> That's not a not a >> Yeah, I'm not fact. It's [laughter] just is a slim.
>> I think I think they're one of the world's biggest exporters of bananas.
>> Oh, [ __ ] you.
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> Um I got Paraguay.
>> Mhm.
>> Uh Paraguay are the largest exporters of cocaine. People didn't know that.
>> [laughter] >> Are they?
>> It's Mexico.
>> It's Colombia.
>> It's Colombia, yeah.
>> Um I don't know a fact about Paraguay.
My country's a bare hard though.
>> Shilawer.
>> What is What's that?
>> He's a He's top goal scorer >> [laughter] >> goalkeeper ever.
>> Oh.
>> Algeria.
>> Ooh.
>> Oh, this is right.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, but why do you know that?
>> Yeah, why do you know that?
>> [laughter] >> If [laughter] you notice Tesco and you'll see where it's come from.
>> Yeah.
>> Most of the bananas are from Ecuador.
>> Bro, that's crazy that you know that you know that.
>> Yeah, but why do you specifically Why do you read that?
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Apples are from here.
>> Mangoes, mangoes, guys.
>> No, no, usually Philippines or India or Pakistan.
>> Boiled egg.
>> [laughter] >> My other team is Algeria. That's Zidane's place of birth.
>> Oh.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, I don't know if he's actually born there.
>> Yeah, same.
>> Let's not keep it going.
>> [laughter] >> Oh, I got the US.
>> Hey.
>> The birthplace of twerking.
>> It actually isn't.
>> It isn't.
>> Yeah, actually is.
>> No, it's I think twerking is an African thing.
>> Is it?
>> Yeah, they just The The term twerking is American, but the dance is a the cultural thing.
>> How about that?
>> Yeah, >> [laughter] >> Independence Day is the 4th of >> You got it.
>> You're right. You're right. You're right.
>> And And USA.
>> [laughter] >> He He got it right.
>> Oh, I got Ivory Coast.
>> Mm.
Oh, that's a good one.
>> That's a good one.
>> What do you know about Ivory Coast?
>> You know, what's their biggest export?
>> [laughter] >> Or import?
>> Blacks. Don't say blacks.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, what's your team?
>> [clears throat] >> Uh Solomon Kalou.
>> Oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, jollof. Like they make very good jollof.
>> Couscous.
>> They like banana and split.
>> I like that.
>> What was the fact though?
>> [laughter] >> They got split in half.
>> Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
>> You guys are >> Uh Austria.
Um >> That's a hard one.
>> That's a hard one.
>> Tim?
>> [laughter] >> What's What's the capital of Austria?
>> Austria City.
>> No.
>> Uh Ben.
>> Nope.
>> Ben.
>> Vienna.
>> Yeah, Vienna.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Oh, that's even easier.
>> That's actually not even that hard.
>> Vienna's also named after >> I'll give up the next part, Tim.
>> Ooh, the dark horse.
>> Yeah, I'm ready for this one.
>> I'm ready for this one.
>> Yeah, now this is where one Only one.
>> All right.
>> Calm.
I need a good dark horse.
>> I need the I need the darkest of horses.
>> Black, blue.
>> [laughter] >> I just need a horse.
>> Yeah, I'm glad Glad >> Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
>> Who's got the strongest lineup at the moment?
>> You, I think, you know.
>> Yeah, not really.
>> Sadly, I think sadly >> Sweden's not bad.
>> Sweden's not bad. I don't know. Ecuador all right. They got Caicedo.
Ecuador all right.
>> What? Iraq?
>> No.
>> I was going to say that is dark.
>> [clears throat] >> I got him. Cool. So, I have drawn Uh-oh.
Senegal.
>> Oh.
>> Senegal. Let's make this quicker because there's people who are watching here.
>> Yeah.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, Senegal. Obviously, they they refused to return the African Cup of Nations trophy. Apparently, it's still in They're still in their possession.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, so that's Yeah, that's my fact.
That's my fact.
>> Go on.
>> Next.
>> What do you I'm not going to I've got Morocco.
>> [laughter] >> I've got I've got I've got Senegal as well.
>> Oh my days, I've got Switzerland.
>> Switzerland >> Yeah, they're they're good.
>> Belgium.
>> That's a good one.
>> Yeah.
>> [laughter] >> Oh, I've got Uruguay.
>> All right, let's do the top the top ones.
>> The top ones. The top ones. This is the top ones.
>> This is the main draw break. Interesting one.
>> Oh.
>> [screaming] >> I don't want to cheat.
>> There is, man.
>> Belgium's strong.
>> Morocco's a decent dark horse dark horse though.
>> Decent dark horse.
>> This is the one.
>> I think I think Morocco >> Morocco are the ninth favorite team, I think. I think they're the ninth ranked team or the eighth ranked team in the world.
>> Yeah, but Nigeria were ninth ranked for years.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> I don't Wait, I don't want this one.
>> [laughter] >> Actually, I do want this one.
>> I was going to pick it. If you left it >> Cuz I when I put it down I felt I felt like it was going to >> stone.
>> You're a guy What's your guy's team, bro?
>> Um >> Poland.
>> Don't tell Don't tell me Suarez still plays.
>> He does. He does.
>> Valverde.
>> Mhm.
>> And Nunez is up front.
>> Oh, yeah. And Di Maria.
>> Oh, my heart is beating so heavy.
>> Yeah.
>> I just need If I don't get the team I want, I'll be sad.
>> What's the team you want?
>> You got to say England.
>> No, I want to get cuz I think Portugal going to win. So, I want to go for I want to go Portugal.
>> I don't see Portugal winning with Ronaldo up front.
>> I want Spain.
>> Okay, who's going to go first?
>> I'll go I'll go first. I'll go first.
>> So, I have Ah, Germany.
>> Oh. [snorts] >> Great job. Great >> Great job.
>> Great job.
>> Great job.
>> Ah, cool.
>> England.
>> I think I've probably got England, you know.
>> France.
>> [screaming] [laughter] >> Oh, I don't want to open my mouth.
>> [laughter] >> Argentina.
>> Argentina.
>> That's a good one as well. That's a good >> They're all good, though.
>> You know what yours is?
>> No, but I wanted the juice from yours.
>> Did you get England?
>> Netherlands, man.
>> They're a lot So, lucky one, ah.
>> Bro, they should be the dark horse, man.
>> No, it's tough.
>> Brazil.
>> Brazil They They just They just winning.
[clears throat] >> Does that mean somebody's getting Spain or England?
>> And Portugal. And Portugal And Portugal.
>> They're cool.
>> Jake. Jake. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
>> Well, that's it. My teams are France, Belgium, Ghana, Paraguay, Algeria, and New Zealand.
>> Ah, yeah.
>> I don't mind that, you know. Let me put these in my pocket. [laughter] >> Can we Can we trade? Can we do like global trading?
>> And the winner gets the England kit.
What did we say? The England The winner >> Is it a full kit?
>> A full kit of their choice.
>> A full kit of their choice, yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Love that. Love that for me.
>> wear it one day.
>> Germany might have to wear the whole kit.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I let's be Not the whole kit, man.
>> In the club.
>> [laughter] >> You got to wait till the club.
>> [laughter] >> I was going to buy Total 90s the other day to wear like like out like with jeans. Go ahead, man. That's why I hate fashion these days, man. No, but they do too much.
I thought you saw him pinch his ass or something.
I saw a chick wearing it actually. Bro, if it's cold with the baggy jeans, bro.
It's not cold at all. And you like because how many times have you been out, yeah, and you wanted to kick ball but you can't because you're wearing >> [laughter] >> nice shoes.
That actually happened. Have you walked in a park and you're wearing nice crepes? And a ball comes >> [laughter] >> and you want to show them that you used to be good.
Yeah, no, it's crazy. It's actually true. That actually happened.
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Okay, this is Pastor Mika episode 129.
Yep. Wow.
I'm Dej. To my left I've got Manny. Yes, sir. Tim's in the studio. Yes, yes, yes.
Pedro's here. Good evening. And Bish is here, too.
It's quite quiet. We've just done our sweepstake.
I'll get straight into it. Has anybody been watching Love Island? Yes.
It's killing your brain >> [laughter] >> Like I've noticed when Love Island is on the intellect of our conversations like rapidly Yeah. It was the same with me. We plan our our group holidays.
>> [laughter] >> No, Love Island is actually is actually lit this year and they've made it a bit more black now.
And there's a few Bish's as well.
Yeah, don't call us black.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you guys Are you guys counting counting OP as as one of the blacks?
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> I heard him speak on on a Instagram post and >> Yeah, he sounds white. He definitely sounds white.
>> No, he's got a white mom, though.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, he's got a white mom.
>> Yeah. That makes sense why he's >> Yeah, but Dez got a white mom. He don't talk like OP.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Um yeah, I don't know if you guys know what happened with the OP Simba situation, but obviously like OP was seeing this girl, the black girl, Angelista.
Um and basically they have been seat talking for about since the beginning of the show, which I think was It's been about 2 weeks now. It's been It's been about 2 weeks.
And they hadn't done anything. So, they were in a couple, but they hadn't done anything. Like they was very like platonic. They had cuddled. And the reason she gave him for not doing anything was saying that she's a slow burner.
Then one guy called Simba comes into the villa.
>> Strong strong guy.
>> Strong. And he's like he's like a he's like a proper black guy. Like he don't talk like yeah.
>> [laughter] >> He's He's from Enfield. Enfield Enfield, yeah. Enfield, yeah. Yeah, he's from Enfield. And he came in and he said broski straight away.
>> [laughter] >> Anybody saying broski like yeah, you're from Enfield. So, then he's sticking it on the Angelista girl and she lipses him under 24 hours.
>> Yeah. Slow burner is >> It's fake. It's fake, bro.
It just means >> If a girl I've only been a slow burner once, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> No, I was only a slow burner cuz I was waiting for the text. You know when you have the STI checks?
>> Oh my dear.
>> You got You got to >> [laughter] >> until you get the results.
>> I told you your dick was faster than >> If a girl told you she's a slow burner, she's not feeling you.
>> Yeah, 100% 100% 100%. Yeah, I I don't think I've ever have you ever been a slow burner to somebody or slow burn with somebody I just think that if if someone says that because like I feel like when you meet a girl yeah they if they like you they would already pictured what you're going to what she's going to wear on her wedding on the wedding day. You think?
>> She's she's pictured it. She's pictured walking down the aisle with you. So if they're a slow burner >> Yeah.
>> they're not down for you >> You know what it could be a slow burner normally for me it's like you don't want a things.
>> Exactly. [snorts] >> Yeah.
>> Exactly.
>> And that doesn't necessarily that's not a bad thing.
>> Yeah but like I love >> I like I like [laughter] I like it I like it I like it I like it.
>> What have they packed?
>> They haven't packed.
>> They haven't even packed yet.
>> You can't be all willing and be a slow burner.
>> Yeah yeah yeah.
>> You can't.
>> It means you're waiting for a bombshell to come in that you like.
>> Yeah yeah yeah.
>> Number one those two the originals that started in the show.
>> Yeah.
>> So they would have been slow burning she's probably thinking it's too early to do anything it's been a week >> Yeah but everybody else is doing stuff.
>> Yeah everyone else is literally >> literally everyone >> Yeah but it's not like it's not you don't have to say that like there's other things you can say you can be like like I love God I'm abstinent >> [laughter] >> you don't have to say I'm a slow burner cuz that means like let's take our time and see what happens.
>> Yeah you don't love the guy enough.
>> He basically didn't feel him that's basically what it is. She didn't feel him and because she didn't feel him he couldn't really put the energy in I don't think. I think he's the kind of guy that wants to put in energy.
>> Yeah but my my challenge for OP is yeah he's a slow >> OP >> OP is true OP is crazy.
>> is he's a slow burner for black things.
If she was a Lilly or a Catherine >> You think?
>> 100% >> said that at the beginning.
>> 100% >> He was like Ellie's my type innit. He's like he likes blondes.
>> Yeah.
>> He said it from the get go.
>> Crazy.
>> He didn't know how to switch it up to be more black to to speed up the process with Angelista.
>> People that speak like that cuz I've heard his voice a lot of the times [laughter] yeah their preference is is white.
>> It's white it's white innit.
>> Yeah yeah yeah.
>> He did [ __ ] up though.
>> How? you know when the other two girls came in, Victoria and I forget her name.
>> Namibian, Namibian, Namibian. Yeah, yeah.
>> Namibian.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, the black girl.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> Like he he was talking the most in it.
>> Yeah, he was he was he he was saying anything. That's why I'm I'm thinking I don't know if his type is just everyone. Maybe he has a preference for like somebody like Ellie. But he did seem like he liked the black girls. And then when Simba came in and took his girl, he was pressed about it. He >> Yeah, but that's his Yeah, that's his ego thing. That's his ego thing. That's his ego thing. That's a younger a younger cub that comes into the pride.
That's his pride, bro. That's his pride, bro.
>> It felt it felt sad. I felt sorry for him cuz afterwards um Simba came to him and spun his head. My broski, my broski, but he still took your food.
>> Yeah.
>> But when when he was like >> [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] >> What he Who was the other thing that he had? Was it a white girl?
>> It was the >> One of the one of the >> Uh Victoria.
>> Yeah, the Nigerian >> And Andelista. They were both feeling him.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, they were both >> And then he lost both.
>> He lost both.
>> That's like getting knocked out of the Champions League at the FA Cup semi-final.
>> The Victoria girl, when he when he when he >> [laughter] >> When he said when he said that he didn't he hadn't really lost Victoria. But because Victoria picked him and then he basically was saying that he still feels Andelista. So Victoria's kind of like put off by him now, basically.
But yeah, then this guy went and stole Andelista. And then yeah.
>> But Andelista Andelista lipsed him straight away.
>> Straight away.
>> Straight away, straight away, straight >> That was fast, bro.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight away.
>> She liked she liked him.
>> She liked she liked him.
>> She gassed him clean, bro. Like >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. She liked she liked him.
>> No, it isn't because that terrace thing.
The terrace is puts pressure. When you're on terrace, you're at the >> Yeah, then why go up there?
>> Yeah, they yeah, she knew that. She knows that she struggles in high altitude.
>> That terrace [laughter] is That terrace is That That terrace is nice. That terrace is nice.
>> And you can say no.
>> Huh?
>> You can say no cuz that Priya girl went up there with um Lorenzo.
>> Yeah.
>> She's not You don't have to lip someone.
She wanted to lips.
>> He might never lips on the test or get [laughter] a headache.
>> I'm serious, bro.
>> [laughter] >> Serious, bro.
>> [laughter] >> Hilarious.
Hilarious, bro.
>> Would you rather be like in Love Island, would you rather be somebody that's there from the beginning, or would you rather be like a Simba that that comes in later and it's like your fresh meat?
>> Yeah, but when when I come in, it needs to be the time Simbas come in is perfect cuz you've had 2 weeks to assess the opposition. When you come in and it's like there's only 2 weeks left for example, most people have built up relationships and built up, you know, even alliances and friendships cuz let's be real, Love Island's a popularity contest as well.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> So, cuz there's bare times the contestants have to vote who gets who gets Yeah, taken away.
>> 100%. What do you guys think of the the deaf guy?
>> [sighs] [laughter] >> There's so There's He's deaf. He's a deaf guy basically. So, like and he's very like >> No, no, no, he's not deaf. He's He's hard of hearing. He had visual Yeah.
>> He's hard of >> Hearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Is that Tariq?
>> Yeah.
>> Tariq. Tariq.
>> He's got hearing aid, I wanted it.
>> And there was there was the other girl who >> The girl, the dancer.
>> I wanted to tell you I loved you. Didn't she have a hearing aid too?
>> [laughter] >> There's one girl one girl the blonde girl that could that was a dancer, she had um >> Yeah.
>> an ear infection.
>> But I I guess it's the combination of the disability with his character that made him seem like that everybody was babying him. Like he was one of the guys where he had no he had no girl. he was in like a friendship couple, but everybody was like, you know, we want you to get a girl. Like they were kind of propping him and propping him up.
Then the two black things came in, yeah.
And this guy tried to do things with both of them.
>> Yeah.
>> Like >> [laughter] >> he kissed one of them and then straight away he went to the other one and he was like, "Oh, I wish it was you up there."
Blah, blah, blah, like yeah.
>> [laughter] >> No, they didn't kiss each other. He just kissed one of them, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> Wait, what?
>> Yeah, he's moving mad. So, now people on Twitter are like, "Yeah, this is what this is what you get with these pricks that" >> [laughter] >> Yeah, people were like, "Oh, you know there's the guy that's a nice guy that you think is a nice guy, but as soon as they get chicks, they start moving like" It's crazy, bro. And the maddest thing is what he's done is basically worse than Oppa, but he's not catching no smoke for it, though.
>> No, but he's white.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> is >> Yeah, but didn't they all they were all watched Oppa chatting about the drawing about he's >> Yeah, but everybody knows what this guy's done. Or maybe they don't know if what he's saying is in Namibia.
>> They don't know what he's saying.
>> What he's saying What he's saying is saying he sounds wrong.
>> He Yeah, and he's one he was on like they watched it, innit? So, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was horny, man. He was so horny, man.
>> No, he he I think he's the horniest in the villa, you know.
>> Yeah, 100%.
>> He starts doing that like you know them the movements stuff.
>> [laughter] >> I can't control myself.
>> But I hear it, though. It's like two girls come in, your girl's moving slow.
Everybody else all the other mandem are doing stuff. You're going to be thinking like, "Yo, I need to" >> Yeah, but he hasn't got he hasn't got the source.
>> Yeah, he really doesn't have the source, yeah.
>> Someone like Lorenzo can move mad like that.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, he he's been nonchalant. He don't even need to move like.
>> Yeah, the girls are just like, "Yeah, like he's in my top three."
>> Yeah, he's in my top three as well. I'm not going to >> No, he didn't think that you guys could handle the scrutiny that comes with being a bombshell.
Because when you're a bombshell, people expect you to look a certain type of way.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> So, if you come in looking like a bomb, >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> It's crazy, yeah.
>> Twitter is going to absolutely roast you.
>> I don't think I could hack it, honestly.
I don't think I feel like you have to be like I don't know, actually. I That's what I'm so confused about. And I feel like I feel I feel like this is for all of us. I don't know what it would be like if we're on TV. I feel like it could go both ways. Like people could be like "Ah, you're nice." Or people could be like "Nah, he's dead."
>> Nah, I feel I feel like I'll feel like I'll get I'll get votes.
I think I'll be I think I'll be a favorite.
>> No, I don't think >> Cuz you got personality.
>> Yeah, cuz of my personality. Yeah, not cuz of my bods.
>> [laughter] >> You're going to have to be like you're going to wear one of those shirts that >> That's why I said I prefer this week talk.
>> Yeah, but some of them like a dad bod.
>> It's true. It's true.
>> I've got two kids, so it's double that.
>> But, I would I would My strategy would be to You've got to find the favorite girl and try and win them over.
And then have have a contract between you that look, we we're going to make it to the end and we're going to split this 25.
>> Yeah.
>> I think they have them chats off camera.
>> I think that's what people do that, yeah.
>> I think that's what I think as >> That that yeah, that >> The vanilla roller.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so crazy.
And I hate I hate when people do that because it just ruins the show. Like yeah, yeah.
>> But, they want you to be a dog. Could you Could you be the villain?
Could you be Lorenzo? Could you be the Adam to come in and just [ __ ] [ __ ] up?
>> The mad thing is I feel like you kind of need to be like that because that's the aim of the show. But, I think we would be so conscious of what the public think of us. Yeah, that we wouldn't do that. Even though we would want to do that. Like you're You've just met somebody for 1 week. A new person comes in that's nice. You want to get to know them. You want to speak to both of them. You want to lick both of them.
That's just the way the world is. But, because you know that that gets a certain perception, so that you can't do that. So, I that's what I think. I think I'll just be conscious and I'll just settle down with the little white girl.
That's what I think I would do.
>> I'll just try and ride it to the end.
>> Ride it to the end, yeah. Get the white votes and then get the 50k, 100%. That's what I'll be on.
>> Break up in 2 weeks after the show is done.
>> Have you guys ever had your girl stolen before like this guy did?
>> Yeah, Pedro tried to steal my girl.
>> Oh.
>> Yeah, that was a >> Tried to or did?
>> That was one of my best stories.
>> [laughter] >> Did he perfectly go at it?
>> And he and he did it.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> Tell your side of it.
>> I don't want to talk about my side of it cuz it's just it's painful.
>> Okay, okay, okay.
>> It's very I I wanted I wanted to explain him he's actually never explained himself.
>> Oh.
>> You know sometimes like >> [laughter] >> You see someone like >> Everyone got positive vibes for >> Sometimes you see someone and then like you're Obviously Manny was seeing someone.
>> Mhm.
>> How old were we? Like 23?
>> Okay.
>> Manny was seeing someone and then they broke up.
>> Yeah.
>> And then we went out for Manny's birthday.
>> Mhm.
>> And then how long had it been since you had broken up?
>> This is mad.
>> Was it on Was it on and off?
>> It was it was it's on and off.
For about 5 6 years it was on and off me and her. But he knew I loved her. He knew that he knew I loved >> What were you doing [laughter] in the past 6 years?
>> I didn't know it.
You know when you're young you don't really express the way you feel.
>> Man's 23 blood. Manny you got to be in young player of the year.
>> You don't express the >> [laughter] >> You thought that was my last year to >> But you have to play sick though. You have >> I was I was in my prime.
>> [laughter] >> Prime footage.
>> And she's she's just started flirting with me. It's not my It's Like when you're young >> No, but she she was flirting with him to get at me at my birthday.
>> Yeah, exactly. Crazy.
>> I wanted I wanted like I was the type [laughter] of guy who wanted everyone to have fun.
Like if she's having fun Manny's having fun.
>> [laughter] >> So I know it sounds selfish. It sounds very selfish yeah. But like I wanted Manny to have fun. It was his 24th birthday.
>> What did you do with her?
>> Nothing but fortunately the DJ >> [laughter] >> Sorry, sorry, sorry. That was that was all for entertainment. But nothing happened.
>> Did you but you were you were just flirting with her?
>> Yeah, we flirted on base.
>> Did you have a word with him?
>> I had a word with him.
>> What did you say to him?
>> [laughter] >> No, no, no, let me tell you what happened. Let me stop it.
Let me tell you what happened. Let me tell you what happened. Yeah, so >> [laughter] >> I can't remember how he found out through one of her friends.
And then we we used to coach kids in football, innit?
>> Yeah.
>> And I weren't driving yet. But my buddy had to pick me up from the station.
>> [laughter] >> So we get in the car, yeah.
Buddy's playing >> two packets of wine.
>> [laughter] >> He's playing it loud.
>> That's what >> I'm like, "Yo, what's he [laughter] He's walking the boy home, innit?"
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> We don't even play football together.
>> The guy is moving the same >> He saw my he's not he's not playing football with me. I can't >> [laughter] >> We normally play football together.
Like hopeful >> And then [clears throat] we get to the field, yeah. And then like we're playing we're training one of our strikers, yeah.
And we're playing like two touch room, yeah.
But like it's three of us in the circle.
>> [laughter] >> You know what he wants to do to him, yeah.
>> Buddy is only focused on the answer.
Oh, [laughter] [ __ ] Holy. At least after like five minutes.
>> I know we're coaching, but still, yeah.
>> Buddy is not Buddy is not saying anything and then I think I can't even remember what happened. I think he dropped me back to the station.
I can't remember what. I think he was playing Stormzy versus Wiley.
>> [laughter] >> And then he was just like, "Ah, I need to talk to you." And then yeah, we called he called me and then I told him what happened and then Yeah. But he was upset though.
>> I was I was I was upset. It was my pride. The thing is, you know when I didn't I didn't want her that time.
>> Yeah.
>> But but that doesn't mean you can have her.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> You should have asked for permission.
>> You should have asked for permission. So I would have given it to him. I would have given it to him.
>> [laughter] >> You shouldn't even want to go there.
>> Man said ask for permission, bro.
>> Well, I've I've had my girl taken from me. It was it was a church girlfriend.
>> Okay.
>> And church church girlfriend is like the love is different cuz it's it's a different type of like foundation. The foundation is in church, so you like you pray together.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> things and I remember like we used to go to Wells every year like on the church retreat and all of the churches would link up.
And it felt like it felt like the World Cup of churches cuz all the churches were competing.
>> [laughter] >> All the pastors were competing in the sermons. The singers were competing The aunties were competing with the preachers.
>> [laughter] >> So then she just starts feeling this other guy and like I can I can be real like the guy he was an upgrade.
[laughter] He's bigger than me.
He's taller than me.
He's stronger than me.
>> [laughter] >> His arms are a little bit longer.
Like he was a 100% upgrade, yeah.
I was just watching it and really like I'm just thinking bro like what about our vows?
>> [laughter] >> What about the covenant?
>> How old were you guys?
>> I was in like year nine. So I was I was quite young, but you know when you're young like >> You feel it. You feel it.
>> I was just watching this unfold, yeah.
I'm just like bro I couldn't eat or sleep, yeah.
Night vigil, I was up late. Like you know >> [laughter] >> You know when night vigil ends and you're nobody tired? I was like yo I want Where's the afters?
>> [laughter] >> Afters for night vigil.
>> It's It's It's crazy, bro.
>> Afters for night vigil is mad.
>> Crazy.
>> That's Dior. That's Dior.
>> [laughter] >> That's Paris. That's a Paris party.
I was like nah where's the afters? I remember like after I think they them two ended up and she broke up with me they they ended up in a relationship.
>> Mhm.
>> No.
>> This girl tried to spin the block like a year later.
>> Oh yeah, no.
>> I said hell >> I mean >> I said heaven, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> I looked at him back and I never wanted to.
>> Bro.
>> I remember my time My time was at uni.
Like this is before my girl was my girl.
>> Uh >> We were in first year. So like you can only There's only so many places you can go, innit? So we went into town.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Nando's, yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> We finished, had a good meal, yeah. And we had we had cab back, innit? So I'm calling the cab, then we're waiting, and then all you just see is like a a tinted out like car come. Yeah, yeah, car driving slowly, yeah.
It sees me and my girl, it stops, and you see the the window go down. All you hear is, "It's Fuse!" A what? There's some There's some Fergy playing as on top, bro.
My girl was going in, innit? My The guy I see was going in.
And then the guy's like >> Then Fergy is a >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we said.
And then my girl goes over and starts speaking to him. I'm like to the cab driver, "You need to get here now."
>> [laughter] >> Why do the Fergies even drive?
>> Driving was It was stunning in uni, bro.
Like honestly.
>> unnecessary.
>> Your lectures are like 1 mile from your >> [laughter] >> from your house.
Crazy, bro. Yeah, now I I had a similar experience, bro. Year 9, I think I've told this story before. I had a girl called Kate. And the maddest thing is year 9, yeah. So year 9 is when like I was a MC, and I was like the popular MC in my year group in my school, basically.
>> Yeah.
>> And then this girl came from South. She came from South London.
And them times South Coming from South is like It's like you're from Colombia or something.
>> [laughter] >> So everybody's like, "Oh, you're from South." And then she was like, "Yo, like she's a MC as well." And then everybody's like, "Wow, you're a MC?" We didn't really have a female MC in our in our thing, but they were like unicorns.
So then she's She's Everybody realizes that she's a MC, then they're like, "Oh, yeah, you should speak to Deb. You should speak to Deb." She was in my form class as well. She's in my form class.
And then like yeah, she was in my science class, and then we just had lit banter, busting jokes, MCing. She's actually decent. She was definitely better.
>> [laughter] >> So then yeah, we end up getting into a relationship. Now I'm I've got no experience relationships, like >> Year 9, it's on Sunday.
>> Yeah, so I have I have I have zero experience, so we get into a relationship and I'm just moving. You know like childish relationships, I'm moving shy. Like we'll be walking and I'm not even touching it like cuz I'm I'm nervous like [laughter] about what I'm supposed to do and stuff. And then she's always she was like to me like, "Oh, you don't even touch me or whatever." And I was like, "Oh, yeah, don't worry like I'm just trying to warm into it."
>> You're a slow burner.
>> [laughter] >> I'm a slow burner. Next thing you know, I had this guy called Chris and Chris was like one of my close boys.
>> Yeah.
>> He don't know close boys and he's one of these guys that bare girls liked in it.
>> Yeah.
>> And bare girls like bare guys liked my girl. Like when she first came to the school everybody was like, "Yeah, she's nice." Yeah, everybody was. Just because she's new and then she had like quite kind of like a a nice figure as well at the time in it.
>> [snorts] >> So, I'm in a relationship with her and then Chris is always saying to me like, "Yo like bro, why don't you touch her? Why don't you hug her? Like your other hitting her." And I was like, "Why don't you go hug your girl?" Blah blah blah.
And I was like, "Bro, chill. Stop putting pressure. The more pressure you put on me, the less I'm supposed to do."
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> So, yeah, for some reason it just got bare awkward between me and her. Next thing you know, I hear like somebody comes to me and is like, "Yo yeah, like um Kate and Chris are getting bare close like and whatever like and they were in the same humanities class or some [ __ ] like that." And then I remember there was a time when somebody told me like, "Yeah, like be careful blah blah blah because she's feeling Chris." And I remember it was like Wednesday period five. You know when you know what what other people have? And I remember at Wednesday period five she always had humanities with Chris.
So then the next Wednesday period five, I just knew like I was in my own class worried as [laughter] hell. Just worried.
Next thing you know like I come out of humanities and then she just comes to me and she's just like, "Oh yeah, I'm with Chris now." It's not even like I'm breaking So, she the for a moment she was in a relationship with me and Chris. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> And even now she's still in a relationship with me. Cuz I haven't broken up with her.
I haven't [laughter] broken up with me.
I don't know what happened with her, Chris. But I know that me and her in a relationship, bro.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Crazy, bro.
No, bro. It's It's dead when when when girls just move on like that, bro. It's bare painful, bro. Painful, bro.
>> And you know what? The Everyone else will find out about you lot have broken up before you >> 100%.
Somebody else have to come tell me, "Yeah, she's with she's with Chris now."
And then I look over at her and I'm She's just looking at me like a like a [ __ ] It's mad, man. [ __ ] her. [ __ ] Chris, but I still have to chill with Chris as well. It's crazy.
It's mad. What What time we on?
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>> [snorts] >> Okay, that's my ad-libs. Okay, quick, quick, quick. You guys came just came back from DR. We spoke to the other two guys that went with you. How was it for you two?
>> I don't understand the stigma.
>> I do, and I [ __ ] loved [laughter] it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I loved it.
>> What's the stigma? I loved it. The stigma of not letting your man go to DR. >> Oh. Oh.
>> Unless if if your man likes hookers, then I understand. [laughter] >> No, that's That's not That's not fair on me, though.
>> What? What are you saying?
>> That's not fair, but go on. Go on. I'll let you have >> No, because it's like hm if the obviously we went Memorial Weekend with >> men that there was a lot >> a lot of Americans, yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And I feel like when they left, like it was kind of dead.
>> Oh, did they actually leave while you guys were out there?
>> Yeah, so we we planned it to fall to We came on a Wednesday. The Americans started coming in maybe like Thursday, Friday. And then Sunday, Monday, they're all going back.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah, so the weekend the weekend.
Yeah. So, that weekend was was lit.
>> It was It was It was heaving.
>> Heaving.
>> But it's like when they left, it was obviously it was a Monday and Tuesday when they left.
>> Yeah. yeah.
>> But, I feel like if they weren't there, it wouldn't have been as >> as good. Yeah, yeah.
>> Correct me if I'm wrong. That's just what I feel. And it's like if >> Look, I mean, DR for for a married guy, for a guy in a relationship, it it it tests you. I'm not going to lie. I was tested a few times.
>> Okay. By hookers or >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> [laughter] >> But but hookers.
>> By hookers.
>> But I don't I don't like calling them that. I don't like calling them that.
They're They're workers.
>> Sex workers.
>> Sex workers.
>> Yeah, but they're they're bad, though.
>> They're sexy workers.
>> No, they are bad. [laughter] Like, they're BBLs, yeah. Like, and everyone's got a BBL in DR. The cleaners, the hotel staff.
>> Yeah, so is that is that like it's it's a thing. It's true.
>> Yeah, and I think it's not like how we get electronics like 2 years after like China. Yeah, their BBLs is before the BBLs in the US and the UK.
>> Okay.
>> It's like a higher level of BBLs, and it's cheaper. From the source.
>> [laughter] >> So, like, when when you go to DR, so I I don't know if the guys told you about.
So, we go to a place called Drink Point first.
And when you leave Drink Point, you go out into like a open space, and then there'll be different bars and clubs that you can walk into, but there's a massive like open bit. And that's where the workers congregate >> Congregate. Oh, yeah.
>> solicit >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> So, the first night I went out, I had my ring on, innit?
>> Yeah.
>> I'm thinking that's going to give me a level >> the first night. I had my >> That's [laughter] what I thought it would be.
>> That's crazy.
>> [laughter] >> The first night I had my ring on, I'm thinking that's going to give me a a level of like like a barrier or something.
>> A shield, a shield, yeah.
>> Yeah, cuz what what the workers do is they'll walk past you.
>> And they'll >> And they'll No, no, they'll grab your things, bro.
>> Oh, yeah, yeah. They'll grab your >> Yeah, yeah. And the thing is the the first I liked it.
>> [laughter] >> The first the first time No, no, the first time Listen, I'm married with two kids. I ain't been touched like that in a while.
>> [laughter] [screaming] >> I ain't been touched like that in a while.
>> [laughter] >> You want to see what I see?
>> By the third or fourth time that they've done it, you start feeling a bit violent.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
>> So [laughter] like So then the first night now, it's happened a couple times, and one of them's approached me, and I was like, "Yo, look, like I'm married."
>> Yeah.
>> And she was like, "Oh, where's where where's your wife?" I said, "No, she's she's back at home."
>> Yeah.
>> She was like, "Okay, you like freaky freaky?"
Questions like that, yeah.
>> You got You got Yeah.
>> I do like it.
>> I'm not going to >> I'm not Yeah, I'm not going to pay for nothing like nothing's happening, innit?
And [snorts] I was just like, "But why do I keep on getting approached like I'm I'm married?" And she was like "Married men are" >> Oh, they're the >> Oh, they're the soft [laughter] touch.
>> Yeah.
>> Soft touch.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> When they When they run the numbers, yeah.
>> Yeah, they pick you out.
>> Yeah.
>> It's higher.
It's higher.
Um and she was like, "Yeah, like the married men, like they don't play around. They come have a good time and then they leave."
>> pay as well.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> So then I was like, "Okay, cool. Let me test it the second night." So the second night, I don't wear my ring.
>> Okay.
>> I've got no ring on the second night.
>> [laughter] >> None of them approached me, bro.
>> They want you.
>> They didn't They didn't want me.
>> Maybe you're going to mug them around.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Cuz you look [laughter] like broke.
>> Real talk. That's hilarious, bro.
>> It's scary though. I I I think you might touch on it the other day like [laughter] >> Well, the first day, like when they looked at me, I I would just go like I would just go like that. But then if It got to the point where it's like, "Bro, I can't keep going out and being afraid."
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like you're in ends. Like You know when you go to another ends, you have to keep your head down. You don't want to catch eye contact with >> Cuz they'll stare.
>> Yeah.
>> Some of them wear contacts as well. They wear contacts and [ __ ] >> I thought well like why is Why am I in on holiday and I'm shook, man? I'm in the ends, [clears throat] but I'm not in the ends. Why am I scared? And then I had like a flipping Kevin McCallister moment. I was just like, "I'm not afraid of you. I'm not >> [laughter] >> And then the other end, bro, like if they stare at me, I'm I'm going to go.
>> Yeah? Well, I'm looking at them until they look at me.
>> And the thing that's mad is like you'd think the ones that are average or the ones that are dressed a certain like scatty way, they're like the workers.
And then the the proper bad ones, you're thinking did you don't need to bro, they're the ones that work the hardest. And then bro, we spoke to them I said we are I had a long conversation with one of them.
>> [laughter] >> Yeah, and it's like it's it's over Google Translate. So it takes a while to you know, conversation be flowing but like they're working. One of them was a nurse, got a couple kids.
>> One has three kids and then I I was like bro, let me try interview her. I said, "Where do you see yourself in the next >> [laughter] >> That's crazy bro. It's deep bro.
>> Yeah, nice man. And everyone hustles you as well.
>> Yeah.
>> I feel yeah. Yeah. That's like a lot of those countries. But you guys enjoyed it, yeah?
>> Yeah, 100 100% I think >> I'm not in a rush to go back. I will say that. But I did have a fun time. One one thing I will say is that like when you man decide to settle down and get married >> Don't go to DR. >> No no don't go. Just don't wear your ring.
Just [laughter] don't wear it honestly.
I'm not doing a all inclusive for 7 days again.
>> I was drunk I was drunk for 7 days straight.
>> I wasn't myself I haven't been myself since yesterday.
>> [laughter] >> Oh cuz that is just unlimited alcohol.
Like you can just keep going and >> I wasn't like there were some days where bro, I wouldn't drink water for the whole day.
>> That is mad. Your piss is >> Or the water is is the ice that they've given you that's watered down. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Sometimes when the alcohol runs out you're you're actually happy about it. Yeah, like yeah.
>> [laughter] >> Like when you're on the team and you're like there's no more drink you're like yeah actually >> I'm good.
>> And it's good yeah.
And and every single morning I was just like what I drinking today.
>> [laughter] >> And then you get to the bar someone's like ah.
>> Yeah, and people just line up shots.
>> Bro, it's just it's the way of it.
>> Yeah, pricks. Do you know what I mean?
They'll line up shots like [laughter] they bought you a round.
>> I'll do that at the bar. Me and I'll be like I'll be like everyone here drinks on me.
>> [laughter] >> Crazy, bro.
>> compare it to Colombia cuz you went to Colombia as well, didn't >> Yeah, do you know what? Which workers are better?
>> Ooh, that's a >> Good question, Manny.
>> If you know the answer, it's crazy. Let me just say that. If you know the actual answer, it's crazy.
>> answer and I want to answer.
>> If you can answer, if [laughter] you get If you get more than two marks on this answer, it's crazy.
>> The thing is is that we don't really go like to like outside like normal like shopping cities and to be fair, I didn't really in Colombia. Actually no, I did a bit in Colombia. But it's like in Colombia where I was anyways, the workers would be on the strip. They wouldn't be in the in the clubs that I would go to.
>> Oh, okay.
>> So, it was okay. So, you're walking to the club.
>> They're hoping to bag you before >> Before you spend money.
>> So, it's a bit more aggressive with their approach.
>> Okay.
>> in in DR, they're obviously allowed into the clubs. To be fair, there wasn't The last club we went to in Colombia, it was the same as DR. I don't I don't know who's better. I'll be honest.
>> Yeah, [snorts] cuz the club will You walk into a club and it is lit like girls have got sections, guys got sections, bare bottles to find out that 90% of them are civilians Not all of them are civilians are just Yeah, they're workers.
Like it's not >> isn't >> Yeah, it's a facade.
So, it's hard.
>> Moral.
>> Crazy. That's >> That's why when the Americans left >> That was not my style.
>> When the Yeah, when the Americans [laughter] left, it's just >> It's dead, yeah.
>> That's when the workers The workers are more civilians.
>> It's crazy.
>> Oh, it's mad. Before we end, there's one thing that you said that you spoke about BBLs and it's so funny. Me and Shek were having a conversation the other day and we It was one of those conversations where we were bad drunk. We were on the way to Amalie's. We were lit. So, we're talking and we're speaking about things that people think we like, but we don't like.
So, the conversation started because we just left the barbershop. And it's something that you said that I've kind of started to be on more recently where I don't like Beijing anymore.
>> I hate it.
>> Like it's too much. It's too It's like It's too fake. It's artificial. Yeah, it's not organic.
>> Yeah.
>> And then I was saying like it's like a BBL. It's like >> No, no, no, no, no. It's not like a BBL.
It's not like a BBL.
You need to go DR. Yeah, it's not like a BBL. It's not [laughter] like a BBL.
>> Bro, when you see a BBL, because you know it's a BBL, it's like you're thinking it's too much, bro. Do you not think that?
>> BBLs. Certain BBLs. Certain BBLs. They The BBLs here, they're not advanced enough.
>> botched.
>> Yeah, they're botched BBLs.
>> Not all of them, though.
>> But in DR In DR's >> In DR, bro, I think they get it after the 1060. I think it's like a It's It's a rite of passage cuz too many of them have Bro, in the all-inclusive hotel, how can the staff have like mad bodies?
>> bro.
>> Mad bodies. But >> They put They have They have the best doctors, basically. That's why it's called DR. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, Beijing. It got to the point where it's just like it's not worth the stress no more.
>> Do you So, do you think So, I was saying to Shake like, "Yeah, like I was like people don't like it." I was like, "You think people like it, but people don't like it because it's so bait. Like it's so harsh." But he was arguing that, "No, girls still like Beijing, no matter how harsh it is."
>> Yeah.
>> It still looks better than your normal hair.
>> They don't know sometimes. They can't differentiate why your haircut is lit.
They just see your haircut and be like, "Yo."
>> they don't know? I don't think they don't know.
>> It's only when it's got the white the white powder in it. That's when people be buffing that. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Girls But I remember I had a meeting one time with an Asian and like my trim was fresh. I think I got my trim that day. And she kept on looking up [laughter] at my hair and she's white, bro.
She kept on looking up at my hair and I was like, this is it's not a good look.
>> good, yeah, yeah.
>> She definitely They know, bro.
>> Yeah.
>> But don't you think like when we look at girls, we know that they they got makeup on as an enhancer?
Cuz that Beijing is an enhancer.
>> Beijing is it's not the same, though.
>> It's not the same.
>> Yeah.
>> No, it is the same as makeup, isn't it?
>> Yeah, but >> I think I think we rate makeup. So, I'm not even saying Beijing is bad. I'm saying when it's too much. So, there is a time where you see a girl and you think, she's wearing too much makeup.
She's doing too much. So, I think that's what I think it's like. It's like that unless the barber knows how to do it in a more subtle way, yeah.
>> Like when you see Sheikh and his Beijing, it's like you're you're doing come on, I know what's behind.
>> [laughter] >> Sheikh's, man.
>> Do you know what I mean?
>> Sheikh's, man.
>> You can tell because Sheikh's one it it's it's a curvature.
>> [laughter] >> Uh what's his name? Michael Jackson's brother. Jermaine Jackson.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> But his one is his one is black dye.
>> It's black dye, yeah.
>> It's black dye, yeah.
>> It's tarmac.
>> Or Micah Rich- Micah Richards sometimes as well. Micah Richards.
>> Yeah, his one is a >> I know a couple of fellas that said that he doesn't use Beijing.
>> Yeah.
>> He's a liar. He's a liar.
He's capping. Yeah, I can't >> Could you could you be with a girl that's had a BBL?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, that's a good question.
>> That's and that's what I'm saying about BBLs. The fact that you even need to ask that question, that's how you know it's like when we know you've got a BBL, we don't really rate it like that.
>> Yeah, but do you know why? Cuz I feel like we question a girl getting a BBL is because you're trying to you're trying to attract a man. Or you don't want a girl that's like you want your body out there like that. Cuz BBLs usually too much.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> It's how about that or what? Like the it's insecurities, isn't it?
>> Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's insecurities.
But I I feel like BBLs do go past insecurities. It's like cuz both of them you want attachment. You want attention, basically, yeah. Cuz bare girls, what they do is like they'll get their breast enlarged or they'll get their breast reduced. Those sorts of things are like insecurities. When you're getting a BBL like as in like cuz I think you have to pay a different amount for the breast than the bum, like yeah. It's a a package. So, I think you have to pay >> You can get a night package and combination.
>> I [laughter] I don't think breast is all Well, okay.
>> Bare girls get their breasts done. Bare girls.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Like, subtly. Subtly.
>> Yeah. And a lot of them do it after they have kids, which is understandable.
>> And the vagina.
>> Wait, [snorts] what?
>> Yeah. Like a Like a Like a re- Like a remodeling thing. Yeah. [ __ ] top. Yeah, that's what it is.
>> Wait, what?
>> A PT.
>> Yeah.
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> You said the whole word, bro. We know you know the whole word.
>> Saying you was crazy, bro.
>> No, I bet you were crazy.
>> You were crazy.
>> You were crazy, bro.
>> Okay, my last question, which is kind of again leading on to something you said.
I saw a tweet the other day. It was like, "Yo, there was a conversation on online basically saying, why do you girls need a BBL in Tottenham?" Or why do you need it? Why do you need a BBL in N? So, like, you said about DR. We understand why you've got a BBL because like, yeah, you're going to get You're going to get more money. Why does anybody Like, there'll be girls that work in Ladbroke's and they've got a BBL. Why? Why do they do that?
>> everyone's trying to leave. She's trying to leave Ladbroke's. She wants to be Selfridges.
>> [laughter] >> Everyone's got aspirations to be to especially without a hood.
>> or clout. Like, >> Cuz girls in Chelsea and Kensington, they don't have BBLs.
>> Exactly. [clears throat] >> No, no, they've got BBLs in Chelsea and in Kensington.
>> No, BBLs. They have like the the Botox, the Yeah, lip fillers. Stuff to make them look younger, like the Get the creases out of there.
>> Cardi B has a BBL and and she, you know, look at how her career took off. So, maybe that >> No, [snorts] but she got a BBL Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, you're saying that's the reason why they would get a BBL.
She was a stripper, yes.
>> Yeah. Yeah. She was a Yeah. Yeah.
>> She was She was in DR. >> She was in DR. She was in DR. She was a She was a drinker.
>> She was a >> [laughter] >> and yeah, that's what I'm saying like those kind of BBLs are understandable.
It's like you're going to get more money because more people give you money if you look better and you're competing with But why does a standard guy girl on Tottenham Court >> You might you might attract certain men that like you more and want to spend more money on you.
>> Unfortunately, we us as guys don't know the pressures women and young girls have to look a certain way.
So that's why the ones that are in ends, they want to look like the Cardi Bs and the Megan Stallions cuz that's what the guys around them >> are saying are aspiring to you.
>> Yeah.
>> The trap guys, the hood guys, the guys that are working in finance and Canary Wharf, whatever, they're talking about them kind of girls and if you ain't got it, you're thinking I'm going to be stuck in Ladbroke, stuck in ends.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> But I can spend a few grand and maybe that can I can leave, you know, leave the hood.
>> Yeah. Is that what you do if you were a girl?
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> You'd get a BBL.
>> I'd get a BBL.
And I'd learn how to shake it.
>> [laughter] >> I would learn how to shake it. I don't But you got to do what you got to do to get out of your situation, bro. It's either that or sucking dick.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> I'm I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
>> Crazy, bro.
Crazy.
>> What would you do to get out of the ends then?
>> [laughter] >> I'll be a girl.
I'll be a I'll be a I'll be a cougar girl.
>> [laughter] >> By any woman what you don't have to suck dick. [laughter] >> But like I just wouldn't want people to know that I'm sucking dick.
>> Yeah, you could be [laughter] a good a good dick sucker. If you was a girl if he was a girl, would he like when would you suck dick?
>> What do you mean by that?
>> What what age? No, no, no. Like in what under what circumstances would you suck dick?
>> I would only suck dick with my husband.
>> [laughter] >> I'm right I'm writing a 5-year plan.
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> To go to Dubai?
>> No, just in general. Yeah, in general.
What's wrong with it?
>> No, there's nothing wrong with sucking dick. There's something wrong with saying that you want to suck dick as a man.
>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> There are things that you can speak about other than sucking dick.
>> That's between me and you. I want to get where I'm getting to quickly.
>> [laughter] >> Would you do [laughter] any fans Would you do any fans as a girl?
>> Ooh, I would do I would might do like a feet only fans. I wouldn't I wouldn't let anybody know and I'll still have my corporate job. That's the thing.
>> I would do the feet thing cuz they get money, bro.
>> Yeah, yeah.
>> Is >> Is >> Is >> Your life If I had a nice jawline, I would do jawline.
>> Do people like jaws?
>> Yeah, people people like anything, bro.
This This one dude was [ __ ] selling her fart.
>> Oh, yeah, it's true. But there's one guy that I was seeing he was selling his wife's dirty laundry.
So, her dirty underwear, her dirty bra, yeah. He was selling it.
>> And how much was he making just out of >> Like like three to 400 per per item.
>> Oh my >> per item.
>> [clears throat] >> And they're sick of it.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> I can't even even look at each other.
You man are sickos, bro.
>> Hey, bro. Sick take, bro.
>> Nah, you >> I just make another stupid take, bro.
[laughter] >> Hey.
>> I feel you, bro.
Subsidiary.
Subsidiary, man.
>> You are horrible people. Horrible.
>> [laughter] >> All right, cool. Cool. That's been PTM episode 129. Please like, subscribe, comment if we made you laugh, and please hype the video. We'll see you guys next week.
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