ADDICTED TO EATING COUCHES?? WTH

Added: 2026-06-04

[00:00:10]Hey guys, how's it going? Welcome back to the channel. Guys, I have one question, okay? What is your strange addiction? If you don't know, there is a show called My Strange Addiction. I don't think I watched this one yet, but today I'm going to nip this in the bug cuz these people cannot be getting away with doing this stuff, bro. I seen one dude who like eating couches. One dude fell in love with his car. If you thought you was weird, look at these people, bro. I swear to God, bro. I ain't going to lie. I swear that that might be the biggest problem in human society. For real is the biggest blessing and biggest curse that has that is known to men. He's addicted to eating mattress toppers. Bro, this makes no sense.

[00:00:46]>> Mattress, it helps you sleep comfortable, I guess. But for me, I I eat it. This will be gone in probably I don't know, a week.

[00:00:56]a week. What are we doing with our mouths? You know, it's something called food, right? Why are we choosing to eat mattresses, bro? Mattress toppers. What the freak?

[00:01:09]I would say, look at this dude's face. Oh my gosh. Is he even a human? What in the Twilight Zone did I just see? Bro, did you see her?

[00:01:27]Bro, what is this, bro? Look at how serious and face she is. Like, this man, this man ate the magic. He like like he going to eat me next to something like get him away from me.

[00:01:40]Lifetime, I've probably eaten at least a couch and a HALF TO TWO COUCHES. YOU >> DUDE EATING COUCHES?

[00:01:46]That's not normal. What the freak is this trash of cushion?

[00:01:53]>> Like you said that like we was go. Dude, is he cooking the couches?

[00:01:59]>> That's no go no more. Can't use that.

[00:02:03]>> What? So hold on. If it fall on the ground, you can't use it. What about the fact that it's not even food? What about the fact that it came from a couch or a bed that people lay on? Like where are you just buying this stuff? What about the fact that it came from a nasty factory? You don't know what been on it, but Oh, it falls on the ground. Can't use that one. Can't use that one. Hey, Rudy. Bro, why is this dude eating couches, bro? He's eating couch cushion.

[00:02:29]He eats couches, >> bro. What the [ __ ] is this nasty ass image you just sent me? Some brown hand squeezing the life out of poor ass couch cushion like it's trying to milk it for child support. And then you got the nerve to tell me he eats couches like that's a normal [ __ ] sentence. [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is out here eating couches?

[00:02:44]Is this the plot to the next Tuby Dusty Hoe movie? Or are you just showing me your weirdass porn folder now? The [ __ ] am I looking at, Jay?

[00:02:52]>> So, if I do these little chunks, they're like little bite-siz, little snack size.

[00:02:57]I know that it's not healthy. I've already had some health problems because of it. They caused a blockage in my lower intestine. You're an idiot, bro.

[00:03:05]They caused a blockage and your crazy ass still eating.

[00:03:08]>> Bro, this dusty ass [ __ ] really out here eating couches like it's a [ __ ] snack. His lower intestine is screaming for mercy. And this stupid [ __ ] still chewing on sofa cushions like a WHOLE ASS TERMITE.

[00:03:21]SAID, "FUCK FIBER. I'mma eat the whole sectional." His [ __ ] probably looked like a crime scene at this point. How the [ __ ] you get to the point where your guts [ __ ] up from eating furniture and you still going back for seconds? This the most [ __ ] [ __ ] I've seen all day. Jay, this [ __ ] needs Jesus, a therapist, AND A [ __ ] MUZZLE.

[00:03:39]THE DOCTORS almost had to go in and cut the part out where the sponge was blocked. Dude, you're still eating it though. Look at this Rudy. Bro, do you see this, bro? Look at him. He's dumping a whole container of couch cushions onto a plate and he's f to chow down, >> bro. This [ __ ] is actually lost to the sauce. He really out here in the kitchen preparing a whole ass gourmet plate of couch cushions like it's [ __ ] pasta prima vera. Look at his face. This dusty [ __ ] dead ass concentrating like he Gordon Ramsay season to walk raw. My [ __ ] said [ __ ] a balanced diet and went straight for the IKEA special at this point and he's still out here plating that [ __ ] like it's a fivestar meal. This the most insane unhinged dusty behavior I've seen in my entire existence. That [ __ ] not right in the head, Jay. He needs to be studied.

[00:04:26]>> He's not right in the head at all, bro.

[00:04:28]Look at his head shape. That's probably why, bro. Oh my god, bro. What is this mess?

[00:04:34]Ain't no >> sponge gumbo.

[00:04:38]>> Someone kill that guy.

[00:04:39]>> Bro, you are disgusting.

[00:04:41]>> But thank goodness they were able to unblock it >> so you can eat it again. So you can get a whole fat ass plate and just nom. What is this?

[00:04:53]>> Mhm.

[00:04:54]>> Ain't no flame.

[00:04:55]>> From that point on, I knew I had to do something to stop myself from getting in that condition.

[00:05:02]What is that?

[00:05:05]And I found a way to do it.

[00:05:10]Good old fiber.

[00:05:12]Get a little bit of that in me and it helps get it out. It fights fights the sponge. You know, >> you wouldn't have had to do that if your stupid ass was just normal. You know it's food, right? You eating couches, bro. What's going on in that head of yours, bro? Did you drop as a baby?

[00:05:28]What's going on? I don't like being like this. It feels like I'm doing something wrong >> to myself and I feel like I got to hide it from people.

[00:05:38]>> Good. Please, bro.

[00:05:40]>> And I feel like if I don't hide it from them, I'm going to be judged.

[00:05:43]>> You being judged regardless, bro. Just imagine, bro, you say, "Hey, bro. What up, bro? Yeah, just sit on the couch.

[00:05:49]You go to the bathroom. You come back.

[00:05:50]He eating your whole couch. Bro, that's not normal or good. You the problem. You acting like we the problem. Like what the f am I tweaking? Look at this nasty hoe. She's addicted to eating toenails, bro.

[00:06:09]>> My name is Janet. I live in Hedgesville, West Virginia. I am single.

[00:06:14]>> Yeah, we know. You don't got to tell us that.

[00:06:17]>> Good sweat. This is my favorite part.

[00:06:23]I am a self-employed mother to two beautiful daughters. Oo yeah. Feet sweaty out here at the gym fresh out the workout all sweaty and musty and she's sucking on her own crusty toenails like they [ __ ] chicken wings. Look at her face. She dead ass enjoying that [ __ ] My [ __ ] this is a whole different level of nasty. The couch eating [ __ ] was bad, but this [ __ ] is out here harvesting her own foot cheese in public, at the gym, the same place people be barefoot in the showers. This hoe got me genuinely concerned.

[00:07:08]What in the f?

[00:07:11]Just imagine you go around the corner, you see this ho eating her toenails.

[00:07:14]Bro, I'm not coming back to that gym >> and I'm addicted to eating toenails.

[00:07:20]Why are you smiling like that's >> I eat my nails every day when I see you know any nails growing in. I just >> like I understand biting your fingernails. You feel me? I bite my fingernails, bro.

[00:07:35]Whole nails, bro. That's in your nasty shoe sweating everywhere on the ground.

[00:07:40]I ain't going to lie, bro. Go straight for it and just start biting on them, chewing them. This toenail is so salty right now. It tastes so good. I have been eating toenails for about 26 years now. I started eating toenails when I was about eight or nine years old.

[00:08:00]Dude, this is horrible, bro.

[00:08:03]Janet eats over 60 nail clippings a week, bro.

[00:08:06]>> Nasty [ __ ] eating 2 lb of toenails. Two [ __ ] pounds, Jay. That ain't a snack.

[00:08:11]That's a whole goddamn meal plan. She out here at the gym chewing on her crusty, SWEATY POSTWORK ROLL WITH THESE HUMANS, BRO.

[00:08:20]>> Best part about making trail mix is eating it. Just got to get a little grass.

[00:08:28]>> When I >> Bro, we just trying to be different now, bro. Like, what are we doing, bro?

[00:08:33]Grass, bro. We Are you a cow, ho? Are you a cow? What do you mean grass?

[00:08:37]There's no nutrients in grass and it don't taste like nothing.

[00:08:41]>> First started eating grass, I was just shoving it in my mouth.

[00:08:45]I actually choked like three or four times.

[00:08:49]>> But yeah, now I eat smaller pieces and I drink lots of water.

[00:08:54]>> Dude, there's something wrong with her, bro.

[00:08:57]>> Bro, >> bro, what the f? This nasty ass [ __ ] really out here in the kitchen eating grass like a whole goddamn towel. Look at her. This full of [ __ ] lawn clippings just shoving that [ __ ] in her mouth like it's a gourmet salad. My [ __ ] we went from eating couches to eating two pounds of toenails a week to now this [ __ ] is out here grazing on grass like she got four stomachs. What the [ __ ] is wrong with people, Jay?

[00:09:19]These hoes are actually unhinged. Next you going to show me a [ __ ] out here eating bricks or some [ __ ] This world is cooked, bro.

[00:09:27]>> Now Teresa can't go more than a few hours without eating rocks.

[00:09:34]>> Literally chewing on a [ __ ] rock like it's a goddamn chicken nugget. Look at her face, Jay. She got that rock pressed up against her teeth, mouth wide open, dead ass trying to take a bite out of a [ __ ] brick like it's a snack.

[00:09:45]>> The devil got these [ __ ] in a chokeold and said, "Eat anything but real food." I'm actually concerned for humanity right now.

[00:09:52]>> My name is Riley. I'm 25 years old. I live outside of Buffalo.

[00:09:58]My name is Riley. I'm 25 years old. I live outside of Buffalo, New York. And I'm addicted to being an adult baby.

[00:10:07]What the freak is this, Rudy? Look at this girl. This a grown ass woman acting like a child. She in a She's in an adult size baby carriage with a pacifier in her mouth and baby pajamas on and she's holding a literal teddy bear. Mind you, this ho like 25 or something.

[00:10:23]>> Bro, this is the most disturbing one yet. This nasty ass 25-year-old [ __ ] really out here in a whole ass oversized baby crib, wearing footy pajamas, sucking on a pacifier, and cuddling a teddy bear like she didn't just finish getting her period last week. My [ __ ] this [ __ ] needs her ass whooped, not cuddled. Somebody's mama failed hard.

[00:10:42]This is actual brain rot. The final boss of dusty behavior. I'm >> He said the final boss of dusty behavior. Bro, this is horrible.

[00:10:51]>> You should >> Riley hasn't been able to find a long-term relationship.

[00:10:54]>> Good. I know that ultimately most people aren't okay with this.

[00:11:00]>> Is she too entrenched in the baby lifestyle? Will her addiction stop her from living a full life?

[00:11:07]>> Dude, this is weird. Imagine a grown ass man doing this, bro. What are these comments, bro? This is weird, bro. What are these weird comments, bro?

[00:11:17]What the freak is these weird comments?

[00:11:20]Oh my gosh, bro. Imagine a grown ass man doing this. grown ass man with a baby bibb bone acting like a child. Bro, that's weird, >> bro. Coping mechanism? My ass. This nasty [ __ ] is a whole 25-year-old grown ass woman laying in a baby crib, sucking on a pacifier, wearing footy pajamas with little animals on them, hugging a teddy bear like she ain't got bills to pay and [ __ ] to maintain. They got the nerve to call that [ __ ] a coping mechanism. [ __ ] if a grown man did this exact same [ __ ] laying in an adult-sized crib with a pacifier in his mouth and a teddy bear, the internet would have canceled his ass into another dimension and called him every name in the book. But because it's a woman doing it, suddenly it's healing her inner child and cute man. [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.

[00:12:01]Way these hoes get a pass for the most deranged, dusty, unhinched behavior, and y'all really out here gaslighting everybody saying it's normal. That [ __ ] needs therapy and a job, not a [ __ ] crib and a pacifier. Period.

[00:12:12]>> Bro, you feel me? Like, what the freak is this, bro? Oh my gosh, bro. These people on the internet be tweaking.

[00:12:18]>> What the freak is this, bro?

[00:12:23]>> I really don't know exactly how much I consume dayto day. It's kind of like just throughout the day here and there.

[00:12:29]Try some mascara maybe. Usually with the lipstick, I don't bite into it. I'll like lick it. Sometimes I'll put like some foundation in my mouth, like maybe like 10 pumps of foundation a day. Apply multiple layers. But it doesn't say consume multiple layers, so probably not meant for.

[00:12:47]>> Why do you look like you eat makeup, bro? Like, what are these people, dude?

[00:12:51]Another skin walker, bro. You are not a human being, bro.

[00:12:55]>> But there's really nothing that I haven't tried yet at this point. I feel like >> Oh my god.

[00:13:01]>> To like certain makeups at different times. So like my foundation tastes like coffee.

[00:13:08]>> Dude, what the freak is you doing? What you mean your foundation? It shouldn't.

[00:13:12]You shouldn't be tasting that. Like, bro, what the actual freak happened to Vector, bro? This what happened to Vector after he lost the group. Bro, this dude eating makeup now, bro. What is this?

[00:13:22]>> So, that's morning. I could go through one of these in like 5 to 7 days. As far as the eye shadow, you can probably tell what my favorite are.

[00:13:30]>> These people are going to die. These these addictions going to be the death of these people, bro. Oh my god. I actually found somebody who eat bricks, bro.

[00:13:38]>> You actually found one? 12 [ __ ] years. This nasty [ __ ] been chewing on bricks for over a decade like it's a goddamn hobby.

[00:13:44]>> Wait, Rudy, look at her. Look at her eating a brick.

[00:13:47]>> I've always got to go and get it.

[00:13:48]>> Look at her. She eating a brick. Look >> when I eat brick.

[00:13:52]>> Nasty is actually chewing on a [ __ ] brick right now. Look at her face. She's dead ass. Got a chunk of brick in her hand and she's biting into that [ __ ] like it's a goddamn chicken wing. My [ __ ] her teeth got to be powder at this point. 12 years of this. Her jawline strong as [ __ ] though, >> you know. But obviously to Patrice. How, bro?

[00:14:11]>> I started >> How do you even get into a relationship with somebody who eats bricks? Like, did you know she eats bricks before?

[00:14:18]>> Brick in my late teens. I got the idea to do it from my grandma.

[00:14:28]It's >> like, bro, these people should not don't let nobody like this in your house, bro.

[00:14:32]You can't let everybody in your crib, bro. Like, I come back in the room, you licking my wall, licking the bricks off my raw. Get out of my house. He is ateing a half of a ton, bro. What in the f, bro? Rudy, bro, they're holding a half of a ton of bricks. That's the equivalent of 8,571 crumpets.

[00:14:52]>> HALF A TON, JAY. THAT'S 1,000 LB OF STRAIGHT BRICKS. MY [ __ ] SAID, "FUCK FOOD. I'mma eat a goddamn house."

[00:15:04]>> I'm about done. I ain't gonna lie, Rudy.

[00:15:06]I'm done with this, bro.

[00:15:08]I'm done, bro. I can't take it no more.

[00:15:10]Bro, >> you finally hit your limit, huh? Good.

[00:15:15]Chew on materials like it was [ __ ] candy. Go take a shower, you dusty ass [ __ ] You seen too much tonight.

[00:15:21]>> What do you mean take a shower? I did take a shower.

[00:15:24]>> Bro, you got a whole ass monitor covered in dust and fingerprints. Your desk is filthy and you got the nerve to say you took a shower. [ __ ] that shower was clearly for your crusty ass body, not for your nasty ass living space. That room looked like it ain't seen a vacuum or Clorox wipe since Trump was president. That I just took a shower.

[00:15:38]Energy don't match them dusty ass surroundings at all. You dirty ass [ __ ]