Meghan Markle As Ever Chocolates MELT Again! Another Sticky Mess?!

Ajouté : 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Hey guys, welcome back to Think Beautiful, the channel where I talk all about Megan Markle's terrible as ever brand. And I cannot wait to show you this new reel. There is something going on on Tik Tok. You might have seen this, but if you haven't, OMG, it is worth it.

[00:00:23]This is one of the funniest things ever.

[00:00:26]So, if you thought that Serena Williams had a oneoff, I'll say oneoff experience with these chocolates, oh, you are wrong. There are other people having a very similar problem. So, in today's episode, I'm going to show you this Tik Tok reel and you are going to laugh and laugh and laugh. It is hilarious.

[00:00:50]If you're having a bad day, just look to the As ever brand to cheer you up. Not because it's any good, but just because she's always making mistakes, and these chocolates may just be the end of this brand. I really hope so. But before I get to that, there are a couple of things I want to go through with you because Mike Tindle is an absolute legend and I just feel it's fair that Prince Harry also gets a roasting. This channel is not just for Megan Markle.

[00:01:24]It's not all about you, Megan. So, let me tell you what Mike very recently said about Harry. And he is the right person to do this. He's close enough to Harry, but just far enough removed to get away with this. And even better, this is in Hello magazine. Now, we know that Harry and Megan love hello. They love to say hello all the time to us in this rag.

[00:01:52]So, how perfect that we now get this. I knew Prince Harry when he was fun, says Mike Tindle in off camera remark. Yes, an off- camera remark that has somehow miraculously made its way all the way to mainstream media. What are the chances of that? So, great. Maybe Harry and Megan didn't send their weekly article through. So, let me tell you what happened here. It's so good. So, Mike Tindle was doing a podcast, okay? He was doing this with his friends James Haskell and Alex Payne, and this was part of the Hey Literary Festival in Wales this week. Now, Mike opened up in this podcast about his 2011 wedding to Zara, expressing his surprise that rugby star James Haskell had not made a fool out of himself there. And then Mike said, "A lot of other people managed that way better than you, like Harry when he was fun." Oh, when he was fun.

[00:03:03]Way back when he used to be fun. That is great. What a perfect way to roast Harry. Talk about how boring he has become. Now Harry and Mike were once close friends. And Harry is even the godfather to one of his daughters, Lena, who I'm sure is not allowed anywhere near Harry anymore. He may have even lost that godfather role. I hope he has.

[00:03:29]Now, if that wasn't enough, Mike was on fire that day because he also took a shot at Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. So, listen to this. So, one of the other hosts on the show, Alex Payne, was joking that Mike Tindle has his own bedroom at Buckingham Palace, to which Mike responded, "Opposite end to Andrew, though." Oh, great stuff. So, this was perfect. Mike has roasted not only Prince Harry, but also Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. And you know he's gonna get away with this, but Andrew and Harry will be seething. But what I love about this the most is that Prince Harry has been lumped in with his uncle. They are one and the same. And I'm sure it's not just Mike that is thinking this.

[00:04:22]They are both outcasts. and Harry will be hating this with a vengeance. Plates will be smashing in Monteito. So, I just wanted to share that with you. What an absolute legend. Can someone please make this man the face of Invictus? Harry is messing it up completely. And Mike seems to be the one to fix this. I just wish there was some petition or something going on. This guy needs to take over from Prince Harry. What a great couple of comments from him today. Love that.

[00:04:56]Now, some more great comments I heard, but a very different tone were from Prince William. Now, he was on iHeart Radio, and this is the most beautiful thing ever. I'm going to share two clips with you. So, take a listen to what Prince William said when he was asked about Princess Catherine's recent trip to Italy.

[00:05:18]>> How proud of you are?

[00:05:19]>> So proud. I come very very proud. She's been amazing. She's been through so much in the last couple of years particularly and um yeah, she'd been looking forward to the Italian trip a lot and so I'm really glad it went really well. And she wanted to go and do lots of research.

[00:05:32]She spends God knows how much time now looking through all the paperwork. She's a proper pro on early years. And so most evenings I'm fighting to get past um in the bedroom, but uh all the paperwork she's got lined up ready to read. So I'm so pleased it went well for her and um yeah, I think she came back buzzing.

[00:05:46]>> Yeah, she did. I had no idea she spoke Italian either. Did she do that? I didn't actually. So, she she must have dust that off a while ago.

[00:05:55]>> Oh my goodness. He's so so proud. That is so beautiful. Doesn't it just warm your heart? I love these two. And so funny that he didn't realize that she spoke Italian. These two are so hilarious. But this is where you need to get your tissues ready because this got really emotional. Take a listen to what Prince William said when one of the hosts asked him about Princess Katherine going away for the two days and leaving the family.

[00:06:25]>> It must have been a very difficult time back then with the kids as well. Uh and seeing her being able to fulfill those duties must have made you feel very happy.

[00:06:33]>> Yeah, very much so. She's an amazing mom, an amazing wife and literally our family could cope without it. So, um she's been absolutely stunning. Really has.

[00:06:40]>> Oh my gosh. I'm not crying. You're crying. Just something in my eye, you guys. Oh my gosh, so lovely. Doesn't that just warm your heart? We need to see more of these two. Seeing Princess Catherine's recent trip to Italy was just gorgeous. If you haven't seen my videos on that, please go and take a look. If you are having a bad day, Princess Catherine will always cheer you up. She's such a ray of sunshine. So, I thought that was so lovely. What a beautiful way to speak about your wife.

[00:07:15]These two are just perfect. So, you can see why I had to share that with you.

[00:07:21]It's very draining hearing about Meghan Markle all the time, even though it's so funny. But I think every now and then we just need to hear something like that.

[00:07:30]So, please tell me what you thought about his interview at iHeart Radio. So refreshing to hear something nice for once. But guys, we have to talk about these chocolates. These are getting worse and worse and they're not going to sell. And let me show you exactly why, shall I? Now, I first saw this on X on the Megan's Mole account. She is the OG.

[00:07:59]Now, I'm sure it's been shared many times since, but I'll give credit where credit is due because I saw it first here. and she says this is definitely not a good look for Megan Markle's As ever collection. So, I guess she's referring to her collection of crap. All of those bundles and products on this terrible website. So, let me show you what has happened now. Take a look at this. What has happened here? They have all melted together. Look at the caramel. Now you can see the lid was on it and they have still melted. Oh my goodness, that is disgusting. Now keep in mind this is coming from a fan. They have easily over $100 worth of products here. This person loves Megan Markle.

[00:08:58]They have gone out of their way to try and support her and this is what they have been sent. That is gross. No one can eat that now. And she won't even get a refund. Snow Commerce are not going to give you your money back because it's melted. But that is disgusting. Now just remember that is $58 worth of chocolate. These chocolates are worth more than gold. And look at what has happened to it. Oh wow. I love this for her. This is great. Megan thinks she loves social media, but she's forgotten what happens when people don't like products. The first thing they do is hit up social media and these things go viral. So Megan Markle's chocolates have done it again. They have melted all over the place. And whoever's idea this was to put caramel inside because as I've shown you, the other compati chocolates do not have caramel. They're all truffles. Probably because this happens.

[00:10:09]But whoever thought it would be a great idea to put caramel in them is going to be getting fired. And even if it was Meghan Markle's fault, she'll have to blame someone else. Who is going to lose their job for this one? This is so great. Couldn't happen to a nicer duchess. And I just love that this comes after Serena's real because I guess we all thought Serena was taking the piss, but it looks like this is what really happens to her chocolates. And I'm sure there are more people out there that have had this problem. So guys, if you see any more reals like this, please let me know. I could do a whole video on these. I would love to. Oh, I love that.

[00:10:56]I could watch that all day. That is so funny. And it looks so disgusting. Now, I took a look at the chocolates on the As ever website and I wanted to see the description for these chocolates because I feel like it needs to be rewarded.

[00:11:10]Now, we've now seen two incidences of these chocolates melting all over the place, barely recognizable. I mean, what happened to the as ever word on top?

[00:11:22]That was the first thing to go. So, this is how she describes them as they are right now. A limited edition collaboration, very limited, I'm sure, with LA based chocolate compat. Soft and decadent caramel centers. Yes, they are very soft, are layered with flower sprinkles.

[00:11:43]I still have not seen one flower sprinkle adding a beautiful layer to the rich dark chocolate. H I'm not so sure that makes much sense after what I just witnessed. So I asked my best friend chat GPT to come up with a much more suitable description and this is what they have said. A limited edition collaboration with LA based chocolier compaties. H sounds normal so far. These dark chocolates feature caramel centers so enthusiastic they escape the chocolate shell entirely, merging every piece into one giant sticky survival raft. Oh, I like that survival raft. Decorated with flower sprinkles for a touch of luxury, the overall experience feels less like premium confectioner and more like a glove compartment emergency on a hot summer day. Oh, I love that. A glove compartment emergency on a hot summer day. It's that California sun coming through. So, there we go again. Megan Markle's chocolates are coming under fire. And I just love that it's happening so organically. No one is making this up. It's just what is going on with these chocolates. They are the worst chocolates money can buy. $58 for that and it has to go straight in the bin. No refunds, I'm sure. Refund declined. Not going to happen. How is Megan going to save this? I'm sure she's going to blame that poor person on the other end that received that box. I would love to know what kind of response they get from as ever, if anything at all. So guys, please let me know exactly what you think about that. Have you stopped laughing yet? I mean, this is hilarious.

[00:13:51]This is karma at its best. But now, if you thought that was funny, let me get to my caption contest. Now, firstly, thank you everyone for pointing out that I misspelled the word caption. Perhaps I've come down with the Megan virus. I seem to be infected over here. For goodness sakes, of course, I meant caption. Okay, I'm so sorry about that.

[00:14:17]I was having way too much fun yesterday and I just got a bit carried away with the typos. But let me tell you, you guys have come up with the best captions. So, I'm about to go through them, and it was so difficult to choose a favorite. It was tied with like 10 different ones, and I had the best time reading them all. So, I'm going to share with you the best captions for this sign in front of Megan during her Geneva speech. So, let's get started with these. These are so funny. So, this one here, the caption should be Richie Rich. Yes, it should.

[00:14:57]People are mocking Megan Markle and she doesn't even realize. If you don't know what I'm talking about, please watch my video from yesterday. It will explain everything you need to know, but it should it should say Richie Rich. Thank you so much for that one. Now, next up, we have this one from Little Barn Me.

[00:15:18]Make black shoe polish great again.

[00:15:21]Exactly. Because it looks like to me that she has black shoe polish in her hair. That hairline is not correct.

[00:15:30]Something is going on there. So, I thought that was great. Well done. Now, this one here from Mark Saut 9696 says, "I am social media." And that's genius because if you see what he's done, he's put his words in the same shape as the I am Invictus. Beautiful trolling, Mark.

[00:15:51]Well done. Love your work. Very, very clever there. Now, this one here from Ruth Oldfield, 3679, says, "Attention needed. Please give generously because she's always wanting attention. It's the only reason she's on a stage with a microphone in the first place. Nothing to do with the kids." So, that was genius as well. Now, this one here, no dollar left behind because she scoops up every single cent. This woman is so moneyhungry. So, I loved that one as well. And what about this one? When I was 11 years old, I wrote a letter to Proctor and Gamble. And I'm just surprised that she didn't mention this in her speech. She should have. It was all about kids. I bet she wanted to. So, that was great as well. We need to keep bringing that up. She can't live that down. Such a complete joke. Now, this one here from Strategic Snapshot says, "No camera left unnoticed."

[00:16:56]So great. And she did it in Geneva as well. She was always looking for the camera. She is addicted to the spotlight, this woman. So, thank you for that one. Now, this one here from Kitty Kiara just says, "Me." And that's perfect. I honestly think she would love that if it said me on the front there.

[00:17:16]It basically sums her up perfectly. Look at me. I love me. Anything about herself, she absolutely loves. And what about this one? Greatest grifter of all time. And she really is. I could not even tell you someone who comes close.

[00:17:36]So that was fabulous as well. Thank you.

[00:17:38]Now, this one here, three options from Invisible American Princess. They obviously couldn't decide, so we got three. So, number one, no opportunity lost to exploit children on social media. 100%. Caption two, no child cost, free labor for my social media. Again, 100% correct. Lily is doing overtime over there. and caption three. Who cares about the lost kids? Have you seen my oneoff? And that's perfect because she just updated her oneoff as well. It's all she cares about. So, three great captions there. Thank you so much. This is so good. Now, this one from Judy says, "Child privacy advocate by day, affiliate link machine by night." Oh, you guys are too good. It's exactly right as well. She tries to do both, but it just doesn't work. She's just constantly contradicting herself. Now, this one here says, "Do as I say, not as I do." That should always be her disclaimer for any speech on this topic, especially when she just posted that photo on Instagram hours before talking about kids on social media. What the actual heck is this woman doing? Do as I say, not as I do is just a standard statement for Megan in general. What about this one here from Colette Cunningham? She says, "Free jar of jelly at the conclusion of this speech and she has enough to give out. That's for sure.

[00:19:15]Plenty of jars of jelly going around even though they're all about to hit expiry." She could have had like a little table on the side there. People waiting for the bus could have grabbed a jar on the way to work. Oh, I love that.

[00:19:29]Thank you for that one. I love that you've tied in the As ever brand.

[00:19:34]Absolutely genius. Now, this one here says, "Yes, it's true. I forced my way into this event as ever." And she absolutely doesn't deserve to be there.

[00:19:45]So, she must have forced her way. Even though I'm sure she was invited, I bet she pushed Dr. Tedrris to say yes to this. And this one from shoes who says, "Do not feed the reptile."

[00:19:59]Whoa, that is scathing. Oh, I love that.

[00:20:04]That is brilliant. That one was right up there for me. I did not see that one coming. Now, this one here from Wistful Wraith says, "Some Americans might remember that old commercial, I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." My caption would be, "I'm not a royal, but I play one on social media." I love what you've done there. Well done. And she does. She pretends to be royal on social media, but in reality, not so much. Now, this one from frost kitty. Insert coin pool lever. Meaning, I guess basically she'll say whatever you want if you give her money. That is exactly what is going on here. She knows nothing about this topic, but here she is anyway. So, I thought that was very clever. Now, this is a classic. The sign should say declined. Yes, it absolutely should. We just saw her right in front of a sign that clearly says declined. So, I thought that was perfect. I loved that one. Thank you so much. Now, this one here from Creek River says, "The caption should read has reached the level of her incompetence."

[00:21:16]And I would have to agree with that.

[00:21:18]She's now on a world stage talking on behalf of the World Health Organization.

[00:21:25]What is going on? And once again, has no idea what she is talking about.

[00:21:32]Completely out of her depth. That has to be the level of her incompetence. That was very, very good. Thank you so much for that one. Now, this listener here has come up with three captions. You guys are so good at this. First one, no child should go through what I put my children through. So true. Second choice, WTF am I doing in Geneva?

[00:21:59]Exactly right. And number three, WTF. Am I doing being upstaged by a chair? Yes, a broken chair at that. Megan, I loved that. That broken chair was in the background. What a great backdrop for Megan Markle. A broken huge oversized wooden chair. You can't make this stuff up. Now, not perfect, just British gives me two choices. They're both great.

[00:22:27]Crowd extrus wanted. Yes, please send more people. And Richie Rich sends his regards. I hope more people sign cards for Megan Markle with Richie Rich. This could be a thing, you guys. I hope this continues. I wonder if she's clued on just yet. Probably not. Now, this is one of my favorites. I love this one. No child lost to word salad because that is all she was saying up there. That is very clever. Thank you, Nina. And along the same lines, nar plop, love that says, "Word salad bar. Free infinite refills." Just reminds me of the old sizzler salad bar we had in Australia.

[00:23:11]Word salad bar. So clever. Thank you so much. She's always giving out refills.

[00:23:17]We know that. Now, Laney Queen says, "Warning, menace to society."

[00:23:24]And she absolutely is. Oh, wow. That is so funny. What about this one from Antaly? Just grifter. All it has to say is grifter. Perfect. Only one word required. That is so good as well. Now, this one here, run. I don't even know if that was meant to be one of the slogans, but I'm going with it because it definitely should have said run. And it seems like people did. There was nobody there. Now, Karen Lombardi says, "Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for the bus.

[00:23:56]Think beautiful will be here shortly to give the real speech. Oh guys, I would have given a much better speech than that. And you know why? I would have shown some emotion. Meghan Markle was a complete robot up there trying to sound so strong like she was leading the troops to battle or something like that.

[00:24:18]I don't know what she was thinking, but she didn't come across as a human. I can't even explain it. There was something kind of alien about her. So, I thought that was very, very clever.

[00:24:29]Thank you. I would have absolutely done my best with that speech. I'm sure I couldn't have done a worse job. Now, another one here from Creek River and it says, "Dream big, ignore feedback, blame everyone." That is great. It's exactly what she does. It sums up her AS ever brand, in particular these chocolates, because you know she's going to be blaming every single person that put those together. I bet the owner of Compartis is about to get a phone call.

[00:25:01]He thought they were friends. He was there just the other day in her chicken coop, but oh no, she will turn on you, mate. Watch out. Now, what about this one? This is great. worldass loser with arrows pointing up. Oh, it's the arrows that do it. That is hilarious.

[00:25:20]Thank you so much, Vintage Lucero. That is great. So funny. You guys are hilarious. Now, this one by Cards by Make says, "I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this again." And I bet she can't. I'm sure she tried to get paid for something. I bet they paid for her hotel, her flights, all of that. So, in a way, she probably did get paid in actual fact, but I thought that was great. Thank you. This one here from Greg Bryan says, "It should say for sale to the highest bidder." And that is exactly right as well because she will say whatever you want her to say as long as you pay her the right price. She does it all the time. Now, this one here from M1S301 says, "Room clearing speech in progress." Oh, that is great. I love that one. And it looks like it did the job. There was no one there. And this one here from Moon Carry. No child lost to social media except mine. Oh, those poor kids. Lily and Archie or the other one, whatever his name is. I should just say Lily and the other one. But yes, they are all over social media and that is the big problem here. She can't talk about this and then put her kids on Instagram. So stupid. But this is my favorite guys. I have gone through all of them and I've gone with something very very simple but just sums it up perfectly. So I saw this one from Kyle Perkins. Sign should say where is everybody? because you just know that is what she is thinking. Where the heck are my fans? Why is there nobody here? So guys, thank you so much for your captions. I had so much fun with that.

[00:27:11]That was probably my best ever. I will keep doing these every now and then, and I hope you are enjoying them. They're so funny to listen to. You guys really are so hilarious. You should all have your own YouTube channels. So guys, there you go. That is my show today. I hope you have enjoyed it. What did you think of Mike Tindle's comments? What an absolute legend. And how about Megan's melted chocolate? What a complete mess that was. Let's just watch that one more time, shall we? Wow. It even looks like there's a fly. If you have a look right at the start, I think I can even see a dead fly on that caramel. That is disgusting. And what did you think about Prince William's comments on iHeart Radio? What a beautiful thing to say about Catherine? Those two are just the best. So different to Harry and Megan.

[00:28:08]But guys, thank you so much for listening. Please remember to like and subscribe if you have not already.

[00:28:14]Plenty of hilarious content to come. And you know, I will keep this coming for you. I am here to entertain. That is my job. So guys, have a great one. And I will see you all in the next video. Bye.