Feminists Are FURIOUS Over “Nose Ring Theory”

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]Well, well, well. Ladies and gentlemen, in our lovely, stunning, brave, progressive society, there is a new theory that has made its way into our time, and quite honestly, it never fails, but it is known as the septumpiercing theory. Yes, I know the very mention of it just sends shivers down your spine because whenever you see somebody with that hula hoop in their nose, you already know what they're all about. And oh, by the way, when they get mocked for it, they ain't too happy about it either. as you're about to find out. Let's just get into it.

[00:00:32]>> Septum theory this, Septum theory that you guys are just jealous that I am swag, awesome, gay, and um yeah, that's it really. Those are the three things that I am.

[00:00:58]Let's just get one thing straight right now. Ain't nobody jealous. I could promise you that. And dressing like that, you are a prime example of why this theory exists in the very first place. Massive understatement. And this is going to be a key theme throughout this video, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:01:12]>> Hey, white people, can you explain something to me?

[00:01:17]Why do y'all say black different when y'all are referring to black people but not like a black chair or something?

[00:01:27]Like why do y'all do this like black thing? Like black man? Like why y'all can't just say black?

[00:01:34]>> Nobody says black man. People pronounce it normally. Then again, it wouldn't be a normal day if somebody out there wasn't complaining about things white people apparently do, which by the way they never do. It never happens. Give me attention.

[00:01:50]>> You support Trump? Yes.

[00:01:51]>> Absolutely.

[00:01:52]>> You support Trump?

[00:01:54]>> Absolutely. Joseph Dwayne Bishop. You support Eisen Trump. Yes. You support EISEN TRUMP. JOSEPH BISHOP. MY FATHER.

[00:02:01]>> WHOSE house do you live?

[00:02:02]>> My father.

[00:02:03]>> My mother. Your entire life.

[00:02:05]>> My mother.

[00:02:06]>> Your child.

[00:02:07]>> Your child.

[00:02:08]>> Joseph Bishop. My father. And Amanda Bishop. My mother. I can tell.

[00:02:12]>> Oh wow. I just wonder what this happy sounding liberal woman looks like. I really really do not know.

[00:02:19]>> So first and more most important. Yes.

[00:02:22]We got out and we have our own place now. MAGA, whatever. They all should be outed. They're totally for it and are for the and I am not. So, I'm going to out you and hope someone comes to correct you. They're um dumb cuz who the houble hockey sticks would ever support anything like that in their life?

[00:02:42]>> Oh, I mean there's a septum piercing and then there's whatever that was. Now the context behind this video is this liberal woman outed her family as you heard for supporting Trump and ICE. And then according to her, he they it she moved out of her house. The TDS is just insane. But I'm sure her parents are truly devastated that she's moved out because just imagine you wake up in the morning, you're half asleep, and the first thing you see is that Yeah, you wouldn't need a coffee after that one, would you? Can I please have a man slowly explain to me why you all suck so much? I can honestly sit here and say as a 34year-old woman, I have not met one godamn good man. So, please someone explain to me why the that is. It can't be a coincidence. I've never had a good male figure in my life and I've never had a man treat me right romantically.

[00:03:42]I've never even had a good male friend.

[00:03:44]So someone sit here anding tell me what the is wrong with y'all.

[00:03:48]>> Well, I will explain it to you so simply that even you can understand the reason you are not finding a good man and you haven't found one in 34 years is nobody else's fault apart from your own. You are the problem. You are most likely acting like a crazy woman in the dating scene and the basketball hoop gives it away. and you are probably dating the same type of guy time and time again and then complaining about it on social media like a lot of these women do. How about do the inner work and become a better woman and until then you will be making the same mistake. Nobody else apart from you.

[00:04:23]>> It's always septum theory this septum theory that. What about hideous chopped incel theory? What about basement dweller theory? Because I feel like we should start talking about that. Sounds like to me the theory and the truth about it is getting underneath the skin of somebody right now because you wouldn't be getting this angry otherwise.

[00:04:39]>> Here's all I have to say about the septum ring theory. I find it about as insulting as if somebody told me that I look like I own a cat. Like, yeah, I do.

[00:04:50]My cat's name is Theodore because of course it is. But I was thinking about the septum ring theory and how everybody who sees someone with a septum ring has the same assumptions. And for some reason, the assumptions are always something like she's going to be super liberal or super leftist or like bye.

[00:05:07]Cuz it's like, well, yeah. And you say that like it's supposed to insult me. You say that like it's supposed to hurt my feelers. It doesn't. You know why? Because I don't think those are bad things.

[00:05:19]>> Oh, yeah. It doesn't offend you at all.

[00:05:21]Not in the slightest. So, you go ahead and make a full video talking about it and spinning around like the men in white coat should probably pay you a visit. But that's just me. Look, the reason most people have these assumptions is because 99% of the time it is true. And you literally just proved it. And that 1% by the way. Oh, they look like this.

[00:05:40]>> Oh, septum theory. Septum theory. Okay, how about some get some theory? Touch some grass theory. I look better with a septum than without one. I got a big schnoz. Look at this. Look at this. I take it out.

[00:05:55]>> No. This big boy is saving my life right now.

[00:05:59]>> Yeah. The only person that should be touching any grass like the doctors prescribed it isn't us. It's you. Some people don't stop with the septum piercing, do they? They go way above and beyond. And then they go, "Why do people say this about us?" Honestly, I actually don't have a clue.

[00:06:15]>> There always has to be some dude in my comments going septum ring theory. Let's get the obvious thing out of the way. I don't care who you are. If you put any time or energy into judging other people's body modifications and art, let alone taking the time out of your day to tell them you don't like what they've done with their own body, you're probably not a very pleasant person.

[00:06:35]Now, I've gotten plenty of hate comments for this piercing here, but I was confused as to what the septum ring theory is. What is the theory that is being built? And the only definition I could find was women with septum rings make their trauma their whole personality. Now, if I was an incel, I would probably fall victim to this logic as well. Girl with piercing always talking about trauma and mental illness.

[00:06:53]What? Now, I do think alternative people or people who are actively in rejection of society's expectation of what they are supposed to look like, especially when it comes to women reclaiming our own bodies and modifying them how we want. Yeah, there is a little bit more mental health awareness that comes with that. And some people do make their trauma their whole personality. But there's a difference between that and being open and aware. Now, most of the people who are going to make this baseless, senseless comment are not trying to actually get into the intricacies of mental health and self-expression. So, I will leave you with this. One of my favorite perks of this piercing right here is that it deters judgmental people like the ones who leave those comments. Your value decreases when you get that piercing.

[00:07:30]You saying that to me signifies that I am not in the right place and I must escape immediately and get away from anyone like you, bro. And also, it's just really cute. I like it. And this way, some other baddies with septum piercings can find me. Don't judge a book by its cover.

[00:07:44]>> Yes, and your piercings are a key indicator to people with common sense that they should probably keep their distance well away from you. But does it not seem like most people who have this piercing are liberal? And they do make their trauma and mental health their whole personality. I mean, according to Pew Research Center data, over 56% of young white liberal women between 18 and 29 report being diagnosed with a mental health condition. So yeah, I do think a lot of liberals have a mental health condition and they do make it their whole personality. And funny enough, many of them have that nose ring. It's quite odd there, isn't it? Not a coincidence at all. Or they dye their hair the brightest color in the rainbow or both. But it's not about women reclaiming their bodies so you could put a piercing in your nose. You just need help.

[00:08:33]>> Now come on. Is it really the septum piercing? Or is it because you know that I would not touch you with a 10-ft pole?

[00:08:42]In fact, I would rather climb Mount Everest, trip over all those dead bodies, break every knuckle in my toes, fingers, break every fangi, eat a covered sandwich, and lick the bottom of a foot of someone who just ran a marathon, then ever date you.

[00:09:03]Don't think that's most likely the truth, is it? I don't think you go through all of that. But again, what a nice lovely woman with that piercing.

[00:09:12]You know, as soon as you bring up this theory, they get so mad throughout the insults, left, right, and center. I wonder why that is.

[00:09:18]>> Septum piercing theory that, Septton piercing theory, this, how about go touch grass theory? How about go get a job theory? How about stop bullying alternative girls on the internet and go and actually have a conversation with a woman theory. How about stop being a little bit theory?

[00:09:38]>> How about just act like a normal human being? Address your mental health conditions and stop your whining. All the comments are the same. You're an incel. Touch some grass. Get some women.

[00:09:50]The only dudes that want to be with women like this are the sort of guys that think eating meat is going to destroy the planet. Every time they reacted this way, they just further prove everybody's point.

[00:10:02]>> I'm an abolitionist.

[00:10:04]I'm disabled. Of course I'm an abolitionist.

[00:10:08]Most the people, if not all the people in jail and prison are disabled.

[00:10:14]Of course I'm an abolitionist.

[00:10:16]I mean, not only can I tell that burp absolutely stank, but I could just end the video right there and say I rest my case because what was that?

[00:10:30]What are you talking about?

[00:10:33]These people can vote. Scary thought, is it?

[00:10:36]>> This pink circle represents everyone in the world who was born with the body parts that I was born with. You know, like one of these. And this blue circle represents everyone in the world who identifies as a man. Now, when you make a ven diagram from these circles, they overlap, but not entirely. This is because the parts you're born with don't actually determine your gender. They only suggest what your gender is most likely going to be. It works a lot like attraction between men and women. Most men are attracted to women, most men, but some men are attracted to other men.

[00:11:11]with the same kind of thinking. People who were born with the body parts that I was born with are usually men. They're most likely going to be men, but not always. And I rest my case, there will only ever be two genders. No amount of waffle, copium, and using food to talk about your body can change that. Then again, this is Lily Tino, and should we expect anything else? Absolutely not.

[00:11:36]But in all, I think this episode just shows that most people with this piercing, yeah, they come out with the most insane things. And thinking about it right now, what we have seen and heard in this video, it's not from this world. Actually, that's being too kind.

[00:11:49]It's not from this universe. I have never clicked on a video and seen somebody with that piercing and gone, "Wow, what they have just said is normal." No, it is it is always backwards. This theory will remain undefeated until the end of time. But I want to see your thoughts. Ladies and gentlemen, what are your thoughts on the Septum Ring theory and everything you've heard within this video? Leave your comments down below. If you have enjoyed, make sure to leave a like rating. If you're new, hit that subscribe button. Turn on bell notifications so you never miss a video.

[00:12:19]Share this video. But until next time, mate. I need a rest from this. I tell you that. It has been your host JD. Have a great day. Stay safe and I'm out.

[00:12:30]Peace. I mean, how do people get this and afterwards look in the mirror and think, "Wow, I look great.