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Opening Cases & Fragging w/ Friends | Counter-StrikeAdded:
Here, let me uh I'll join the CS Discord just in case we entice anyone else to join us.
>> [ __ ] pissing me off is what you're doing.
>> What the hell?
Do you think I should do different sets of cases?
>> Uh >> it doesn't really matter.
>> You get cheaper cases, you can get more.
>> That is true. Well, I got 20 danger zones, I guess. Is fever fever still a good one to go for?
>> That's still the good cheap one. Yeah, unless you want gloves, which you said you don't care about gloves.
>> I do like the gloves I have.
>> Yeah, then >> fever is the the one.
>> I get 20 fevers.
What has a butterfly? Is it really just Dreams and Nightmares?
>> Uh that's the only cheap one. Yeah, if the expensive ones are I think they're Spectrum cases >> and Dreams and Nightmares is the same cost as Revolution.
>> Yeah, they've gone up.
>> Yeah, >> they've gone up a lot. Oh, I hate that.
Um, and then of course you're not opening broken or operation breakout, which are guaranteed butterfly knives.
>> What's in a what's in a fracture?
>> Gloves. Oh, no, no, no. It's I think it's bad knives.
>> Bad knives. Damn. Because it has the AK Legion.
>> Five months of subscribing from Tuffin.
>> TDW fan. Happy five months. Thank you.
>> Yeah. I mean, the fracture knives aren't horrible. They're just they're not there's a lot of misses. Riptide has butterflies as well.
>> It's gonna That's going to be a million.
>> 1693 a case. That's crazy.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. If you want cheap fevers is really the only option if you're not doing gloves. Uh and if you're if you're doing expensive, I mean, yeah, you already know all the ones.
I can't believe ESL1 cologne 2014 souvenir packages are $1,800.
That's crazy.
>> Yeah, there's some insane ones that are like just worth because they're they're rare. It's the only value they have.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like I open when they came out.
>> Don't think about it.
>> I love you, Maddie. That it was funny to make Mike feel bad though. Good game.
I'm just I'm looking through some other cases just just to see what was in Snake Bite. Those are gloves, right?
>> I'd like to pick some kind of a case that at least has like a red. I like that's why I like the danger zone.
>> Um, Snakebite has a USPS. I like uh >> what's in the clutch case?
>> Gloves.
Clutch case is the cheapest uh case to buy because the reds are bad and the good gloves.
>> Fair. Fair. And there's the gallery case.
That's the kukri.
>> Uh those have kuck. Yeah. Gallery and kilowatt are kooky.
>> Are kukri [ __ ] >> They're not. They have a really They have a animations that I think are fun.
Uh but they're not like if you want a knife worth money, you're not going to get anything from those. I see. I see.
The hell is the CS20 case?
>> Shibly likes that one. Those have the classic knives in them.
>> I see. I see.
You know, I'll start with these 40 and then go from there. Okay.
I'll see I'll see what the heart desires.
just opened some uh uh some CSGO weapon crates.
220 crate.
>> Should I Should I begin or should I?
>> Yeah, it's live though. He says he's free.
>> Oh, let me tell him.
>> Yeah, stream in Discord.
>> I shall.
Hello.
>> You better hit something.
>> I truly better. I really, really better.
Also, I'm waiting for a grocery delivery that apparently I like as Deadlock ended, I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] I forgot about my groceries and they haven't even started shopping yet." Estimated arrival time is 11:40 p.m.
That's uh crazy.
Yo, what's up, James?
I didn't take all the luck. My luck is gone now, too. Last cases I've opened have been [ __ ] >> I'm going to start with the fevers.
>> Skellyy knife. Skellyy knife ruby.
I've got the fever.
I have a fever and the only prescription is skelly knife ruby.
Oh, I went to a You know what? I'll go every other.
>> Oh my god, that's that's cursed. Go for it.
>> You really think it is?
>> Everything's cursed, man.
>> That's true. That's a good point.
>> No winning.
>> I want a really nice azimo. I'd be okay with that.
Show me as a mouse.
Or I guess this would be Prince go gold gold.
It's a fur boat.
>> Oh, let's just You know what? Let me just get the blue gem. A nice blue gem.
Here you go.
That'd be so nice.
Nice little stat track M4. I'll take I'll take guess I'll take it.
>> Boom. It's been >> 69 months of subscribing from a crisp.
>> Happy 69 months, Chris. Thank you.
That's a really good good luck charm right there.
>> All right, let's see.
Let's see if that luck's all going into this case right here. [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] I get mad at Chris.
>> Chris, what the [ __ ] This one might be good. Just kidding.
I meant I meant this one. I meant this one.
>> This one might be good.
>> I got the news.
>> So glad that wasn't in the gold clip.
That would have sucked.
>> That would have been really funny if it wasn't that.
>> Your your no red streak is insane. You are now on a ridiculous no red streak.
Me and you between the me and you, we're on an insane no red streak.
I keep doing danger zone. I meant to go every other.
>> Mix it up. Oh my god.
>> It's on the deadlock category, huh?
>> Ah, you can't pull golds while you're in the wrong category. That's good. You got to switch that.
>> That's true. That's a good point. That's a good point. They would have never given it to me.
>> No, they would not have.
>> Gabe was monitoring the situation. went.
What? What is deadlock?
>> Wait, it is still their game. Never mind.
>> All right, I think >> that's the most battle scarred [ __ ] thing I've ever seen.
>> It's wellorn.
>> Oh, never mind. Well wororn. I guess it can get worse.
You don't need mercy when you hit goals like this. Bang. [ __ ] the stat track. P2000. Sure grip.
Sure grip.
Boom. [ __ ] >> Desert eagle snake.
Never been a fan of like snake skin in general. Like snakes are cool, but like any snape snape snake skin. Hello.
>> Snape skin.
>> Yeah. Not a fan.
I I'll be shocked if you don't get a red in uh in case. I'll be shocked.
>> That's the shittiest eagle I've ever seen.
>> It's only 0.54.
>> That's crazy. It gets worse than that.
So much worse.
>> I love how shitty it is.
>> It might actually look cool if you get like a 0.9.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it'd be all silver.
>> Jibly blessing gold right here. Bang.
Oh, [ __ ] Never mind.
>> He hasn't spoken yet, so it's not the real blessing yet. Um, >> did he get anything?
>> Oh, Jibli blessing right here.
>> I'm glad you asked that if he got anything because he got something right now.
>> Wait, a little control. That's good.
That's huge.
>> You got an insane amount of purple.
>> I did.
>> Don't buy more chromos, man. They're too expensive.
>> No, watch this. I get another corambit.
>> I think after this I should buy two more sets of 20.
And I feel like I should save 20 to open while we're playing cuz it's funny to open them in a game.
>> I unboxed the weapons case too today and I profited.
>> You profited?
I got a huge K. It's a $50 case. I got a huge I got a huge come up.
>> What'd you get?
>> I got a Stat Track MP9 Hypnotic Factory new0ero float.
>> Yeah, it's a big one.
It's a good pattern, too. I'm saying you got to just do one or two of the old ones, bro. They always hit >> Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, but one or two old ones is cheaper than a 100 new ones.
>> I'd rather open a 100 new ones than one or two old ones.
>> Yeah. Dank >> a >> Oh, why the game tase me like this? Why it tase me like this?
>> Why they tas me, man?
>> Why do they tase me like this?
>> It's like It has to be double digits AK Azimons I've seen fly by now. Between me and you, we must be like 300 cases deep with no red.
>> Oh, do you want to include me on that?
Cuz I think that probably rounds up to like 700. You also haven't hit a red.
>> No, I've not hit a red since I got my corambit.
>> We are all three of us are cursed then.
What's going on? We got to break the curse.
Oh no. I hit one red like like 10 cases after the cranet and nothing since 24 hours has it. Watch.
>> Oh, I wanted to be there. I wanted to be I wanted to do it.
>> You got an obs. I keep saying you gotten an obscene amount of purple. Lot of purple. I won't point that out.
I still can't believe I opened 30 blues in a row. That's got to be the only between us, man.
>> I'll do the maid outfit redux tomorrow during uh our special Sunday stream.
Now, I did say I'm I did say Oh, I I felt it.
I did say I wasn't going to do a 100 cases again because that's just too crazy. But this is now like this is 40 down.
>> But you could.
>> No, >> do 99.
>> That's what That's why I told you. I was like, Chad, I'm not going to do 100. How many should I do? First answer 99.
>> Yeah. Check the floats on those nice looking tanks, man. If you hit like a crazy like crazy low float, those are worth those are money.
>> Really? Yeah, cuz they're for like trade-ups. People People do really really crazy trade-ups. If you get like a really low float, they can put it in >> and the trade-ups are based on the stuff you're trading. Oh, >> you're a real piece of [ __ ] game. You're a real piece of [ __ ] >> Why? Why?
>> Why?
>> That was a pixel past the late as it could be, man.
>> Not good.
>> Did another one just go by?
>> I didn't.
>> I think it did.
>> That's so >> Gab's a real piece of [ __ ] I know where his cruise is, bro. I mean, his boat. No, I don't. I'm trolling.
>> Gabe, I'm trolling, Gabe.
>> Believe that [ __ ] That's the bait I got uh I was telling you about on the the expensive case. It says exact exactly like that.
>> Well, this it has to be a factory new pink, right?
>> Yeah. I don't think that was the one though, was it?
>> No, I don't know where it was.
>> It's the top there.
>> Factory new >> 0.04.
Not insane, but it is it is pretty low.
>> It's not low enough to matter, though, I think.
>> Oh, how what's lower than 0.04? Like 0.01?
>> Double zeros.
>> Zero zero 0.
>> The more the more zeros.
>> More zeros the better.
>> Damn. All right, I'm going big cam.
>> [ __ ] man. That that [ __ ] not even my case opening. That [ __ ] pissed me off.
>> That was so close. That was a extremely extremely bad prank they've pulled on me with that one.
It's not uh it's not funny that they did that. It's just cruel that they did that to me.
>> I feel the gold in the air, man. Mong just got a gold on stream.
>> What? What was it?
>> What if I have Doppler?
>> What the [ __ ] >> God damn. For real?
Yeah.
>> Damn.
>> I'm back into the danger zone for 20. I got to buy more.
>> No. No. Live vicariously through my losses.
>> Live vicariously though.
>> Live in me.
Live in them.
Oh man, I just got a pink.
Oh.
Yeah, I've done my three cases by curiously through me. I like that.
>> You are getting close to overs. I believe you might actually be there already.
>> That's great.
>> What? This is Is this the fourth 24-hour hit?
Yes.
>> Yeah. So, just by nature of of doing four of these, you you will be over odd.
And I think you've done way more than that. So, I think you're actually way over odds already.
>> Yeah, it is crazy.
>> Yeah, it is all just RNG.
>> Yeah, odds do matter the more you do something.
>> Don't let them fool you.
No, they're fooling me.
>> It's so funny that simulated ROI on a slot machine's like 96% and then simulated ROI on this is like 65.
Oh, good.
I want to play the game soon, too. I desire >> I like playing the game.
>> Play the game.
>> Play the game. Good. play the game is so nice.
>> [ __ ] cases are nice.
>> There are a lot of racists, but you get to kill them with a with an in-game weapon.
>> That was nice.
>> Do we have a five stack or no?
>> I don't think so.
>> I thought other people were playing.
Wait, Justin, did you like Tamachi Life?
>> Yeah. Did you see the Mi I made for you?
>> Uh, briefly. It looked good. I love the chibi me so much cuz everyone makes them like funny.
>> Yeah, it's so good.
>> My island inhabitants are you and uh Richard K.
>> Oh, [ __ ] yes, man.
>> You know, it's really good. I gota I would like to do more of it.
It's a very good game.
>> I was shocked when I was like, Chad, how many people can you have on your island?
Like six. They're like, uh, 70.
>> Yes.
>> What?
>> Yes. You can go and you can make like custom items and like custom. You can do everything, bro. It's crazy.
>> That's so nice.
>> They kind of aled.
>> You and me talk about how much we counterrike.
>> Oh, [ __ ] Yes, man. My villages talk about crab doppler.
That is really funny.
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of that will go on YouTube for sure.
I'm assuming my VODs are heavily backlogged right now because of the volume of streams.
It'll get there eventually.
>> It's 67 me.
>> I feel like I've been very >> small cigarettes. Oh, that's nice.
>> He literally hasn't been working.
>> That's how I got my Doppler.
>> I've got 20 more in me after this and then that's and then the well is dry.
>> Keeping them in you.
>> Yeah, they're in me.
>> Another pink.
>> We've got 20 more. Save them for in game. We don't even have a full stack.
And I I I want to open them because I want I want it now.
I want it now so bad. Oh, I need it. I need it. Gabe. Gabe, you're [ __ ] me.
My holes. Gabe, >> it's >> 45 months of subscribing from Baby Carrot.
>> Thank you, Baby Carrot.
Thank you. Thank you.
EBM.
>> What?
>> Eym.
>> Oh, >> thank you very much.
>> I think it said MIBM.
>> No, I don't think you're >> I don't think you're bad matter. We're a bowel movement.
>> Thank god, bro. I'm getting self-conscious.
I could see if uh Pete andor Monster would like to play again.
>> Oh yeah, they went beast mode, bro.
>> It was fun playing. I I haven't played with either of them in so long.
>> [ __ ] play later. I don't know.
>> Later. It's 10 p.m.
>> She's She's >> so late last life or whatever it is.
>> Yeah, I was up like 2 hours now. She's going to start then.
>> I was awake until 3:30 a.m. and I got up at 7 a.m.
>> So, I'm not too long for this world tonight.
I uh I think I rubbed my sheet against my tattoo and it woke me up, but I don't know. I like I like burst out of bed. It didn't hurt, but like I just I woke up very suddenly and I was like, "I'm awake."
>> And I assumed it was like 10 a.m. until I looked at my phone and I went, "Whoa."
>> And then I >> And then I tried to uh check my [ __ ] but Boba jumped in the bed and I was like, "Wow, Boba's in the bed." So I uh just hung out with Boba. woke up. You just woke up and hit the jack my [ __ ] animation.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was too early to like get on the computer.
>> Yeah.
>> How the [ __ ] have you not hit a red?
>> It's crazy.
>> Someone run the numbers. One out of 100 missing after like 300 hits.
What what are the odds on not getting >> I did open the uh the OP last time.
>> No, that was the time before.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> And it was the very beginning, too.
>> You think Ryan would be offended if I put Rosta Northern Ryan on my island?
>> Uh, I don't know.
>> I want to just Ryan with dreadlocks. would be so funny, >> but I don't I don't know if he'd be into it.
>> Yeah, I don't know.
>> Get it twisted. Jaw is the light. You could say stuff like that.
>> That is funny that you can make them say like insane [ __ ] They they have no filter on the game.
We really not even get like a pink or something again. We're not going to get like a pink. Nothing. Nothing.
>> Nothing. The final five.
>> I've had good luck in the final five.
I love when I ask a stat question in chat gives like three different answers.
Oh, there's a pink.
>> Another pink. I missed her pink from the reso warrior dogs.
The final two.
Come on.
And the final case.
>> It's been >> 12 months of subscribing.
>> Happy one year. It's the curse of the Joe's. Yeah.
>> Oh my god.
>> It is.
>> This is disgusting.
>> Straight up time. Yeah, that's pretty uh nasty stuff. I think >> the golds I get you could go you people go like a thousandk >> 48 months of subscribers grass >> the game and the gabe they hate it not Good.
I don't want to trade that up. I wouldn't trade anything up. I didn't want to trade up.
I'm in purples now. I didn't even notice. Whoops.
Little oopsy oopsy daisy.
Back to the blues.
As I have no shortage of them.
might be able to do a purple one.
>> You did miss the cases, but uh I'll give you a hint. You missed nothing.
>> You can definitely do a pink trade up. I think I think you can go for an asimov if you want.
>> I I may try.
>> I think I may >> see Let's see the Let's see the pink situation once you trade up your purples.
>> Yeah, I got I got purples to actually I got stat tracks to do first.
Not enough.
>> Counted that fast.
>> I've seen this menu so many times.
>> Oh, you have that one equipped. I I didn't count that one.
>> I'm still going to trade it up.
>> All right.
>> I'll take a USPS.
All right.
>> Per I don't want to trade that up.
Uh, looks like enough to me.
>> Throw all those [ __ ] used peas in there.
Oh, there's a fever hit.
>> Gone.
Definitely not enough now.
>> What pinks?
>> Purples. But you definitely have enough pinks. I think >> I have just enough purples, but I I don't want to. Oh, no. I'm not trading that up. That's a That's a pricey purple.
>> Let me just do purple.
>> I got nine, right? All right. So, pinks.
>> Oh, yeah. Click all those UMPs and all those deagles. Let's see.
>> I got four more deagles.
>> Field tested. Field tested. Field tested.
>> Field tested. Field test.
>> It'll almost always come out as field tested.
All right. 50/50. Oh, don't look at it.
Look. Close the screen. Close the screen. Close the screen.
>> Neo noir.
>> Is that bad?
>> It's the one that's not the Azimov.
>> It's not the Azimov.
>> I will say though, well, I don't want to trade up the the prince stream I got was Minwear.
>> You would have to uh Yeah, you'd have to trade up a minware print stream, which isn't isn't super advisable. It's not like an insane trade up, but it is uh >> it's enough like >> I don't know what you you saw what you have the FAMAS, you have two Prince dreams, you have a neonir that would kind of be like a junk fill and then the AK head shot which is I think another junk fill because that's revolution. So you'd have a three out of five chance of hitting dopplers.
>> They're going to be like [ __ ] where right? So, no, that's the deal is you you a Doppler is float capped. So, >> you basically can't get a shitty one.
>> I see.
>> Um, >> the shitty one's better.
>> Yeah, the shitty one's worth more.
>> That is fine.
>> But you won't you won't get it either.
Um, yeah, you would uh it'd be a three out of five. And then you could still roll a shitty knife after that.
>> It's nasty.
>> You don't got to tell me how nasty it is. I've been there.
>> It's nasty business. twice.
Lost the three out of five and then lost the four out of five.
>> I just rip another 20 cases. If someone wanted to sponsor them, I would, but I don't.
>> I don't want to rip another 20.
>> But at the same time, I think you might just never at this point.
>> Yeah, I'm kind of kind of agreeing with that. There's little rats on this MP5. That's so nice.
All right, let me uh look. You did miss the cases, but uh you missed nothing, so it's it's fine.
Uh Pete's playing with a five stack already.
Message him on Discord. Also, I don't know if you're listening to Monster. I think now Monster M's playing deadlock.
Why are they playing like 4v5s now? Are they just playing a different stat?
>> I'm genuinely unsure.
Corey is in another game and I would I and again it's no shade to Corey. I would reach out to him last to fill the stack.
I don't think we could fork you with Corey.
because his rank's just too dang low.
I'm going to do quick warming up.
>> Yes, Randy. I am proud of that decision.
I'm happy to help.
>> Yeah, >> my brain don't clip it. I Yeah.
in general. I'm not >> We must work together.
What be his bacon?
>> Move it.
>> Did you ruin your life and buy 500 cases? No.
>> Take that energy and get 20.
>> We're zero. We're zero.
to us. By the way, >> was that >> you're still streaming to us?
>> Oh, >> you can give me gift subs and you you get more out of it from buying cases because uh I would at least thank you instead of Gabe who's going to say [ __ ] [ __ ] We're still streaming in Discord, but We have been working for >> Oh yeah, I'm just streaming an empty OBS screen.
Think about the performance of those streams. That's on the second PC. I don't even give a [ __ ] >> Crazy.
>> Maybe he's been right.
>> Maybe >> each case could be a sub. That's true. I mean like Yeah. Not the other way around though.
>> Each sub is definitely not a case.
Yeah, that that don't math out.
>> It don't. Unfortunately, >> come on. Come on. Let's go.
LET'S CALL >> DIE. DIE.
>> Where are my groceries?
Huh? It is.
I will be right back. I'll be ready to go.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just do my little warm-ups.
No more talking. Now we fight.
>> What?
I should have died.
>> Wrong boy.
>> Let's go.
>> I got a red. You got a red.
>> I did a good red.
>> Is it good?
>> Where?
>> What kind?
>> A bullet queen Glock.
>> Oh, very nice.
>> I'm a bullet queen.
>> The 20 cases I just bought. So, that's nice.
I just got a red too.
>> No, >> it's battle sc man.
>> Actually, >> I'm never opening a case again.
>> Yes, Starlight protected, dude.
>> Anyway, dreams of nightmares.
>> Yeah, >> why is it battle squad?
>> You should open those final 20, man.
This could have been yours.
>> No.
>> Oh my god. It's still 170 bucks.
>> Yeah, it's uh a Doppler trade up, guys.
Butterfly.
>> It's going to only go up.
>> Almost the same price as the field test.
>> Move it. Move it.
Yeah, the skeleton knife's the only I've had and that was off stream two months ago, three months ago.
>> That was crazy.
>> Go straight to the one.
Bloody hell.
>> Now you got to do a big red trade.
>> [ __ ] no. Hell no, bro.
>> You think I'm crazy?
>> Yeah.
>> I ain't doing trade up, dude. They're like 700 bucks.
Oh, I guess >> the red doing it. Move it.
We must win.
Are we >> Yeah, if y'all are down the three queue, I would do it.
>> I reach out to people.
>> Yeah. Yeah. On it.
You want to play Project Winner with us?
What the [ __ ] Why not?
Be like 4 a.m.
>> I am.
>> Okay. When is it?
>> Okay.
>> When is it?
Go.
>> You want to play CS with me?
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Check this >> actually live just got everyone bro.
>> I wish I got >> I feel bad someone >> like >> someone joined chat was just like not you two and I >> not you having fun.
>> Okay I'm not like that guy.
I want I just don't get it.
>> It's just uh the possibilities are endless.
>> I like the idea of making characters based off of all the sub alerts from the seventh.
>> That's why I got Richard Car in there. I got a Joy's World Tour in there.
Joe got a stooly. Let's call my brothers.
>> I just like character design desire.
>> Whenever there's a character designer in a game, I literally just click the default and >> really I feel like the guy the me I made for myself looks really like me.
That guy nailed it. And when my guy's sad, he says I have a gun.
Yeah, I'm going to I want to make a lot of people. I feel like it'd be funny to make the whole cast of the Sopranos.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Living on an island with Chibi and Sopranos.
>> Guys, I tell you, we all together.
Still wasn't woken up on the guy. That guy I'm feeling I'm feeling sharp.
>> No, I I said I wasn't going to do 100, but I did 80 and got uh nothing.
Let's go.
>> No, I've seen the Sopranos many times.
>> Well, aren't you lucky?
>> Someone said, "This isn't the bit that you've never seen the Sopranos."
>> I watched it as it aired.
>> I want to watch.
>> You could ride off the co. Yeah, but you're not going to like spend the money.
The uh the like 52 weeks of farmers co-op I joined is cheaper than opening 100 cases.
>> That's a what's far co-op?
>> Yeah, I joined the farmers co-op today.
where uh every Thursday I can go pick up fresh fruits and vegetables >> from a [ __ ] >> Oh, hell yeah. That's lit, >> right? And it's at the farmers market, so it'll make me go to the farmers market.
>> Oh, [ __ ] yes, man. It's >> a good excuse to go.
>> I like the sound of that, >> right?
It starts May 4th.
It's May 4th till October or something.
>> Feel like it makes you pick interesting stuff, too, if you get like random [ __ ] It's like a loop. It's like a loot crate.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's a It's a fruits and vegetables loot crate.
>> Yeah, this sounding pretty freaking lit.
I'm really excited about it.
>> I was watching stuff with my friend. We were just talking about fruits and vegetables and I was like, "Oh, yeah.
I mean to do this.
>> If you are wondering what it's like to hang out with me in private talking about fruits and vegetables, go >> I got one. I got one.
>> Yeah, I got one. One got Oh my god. Who >> starts with a J end?
JK friend J.
I need another warm-up map. There has to be something else that's uh comparable to this.
Oh, I just threw up. Oh my.
I feel the rush.
We must walk together.
>> We're deep in my heart. I will love you.
>> Classic.
>> Oh, I got four I could do for a trade up. No, I'm not doing that. No, I'm I'm getting rid of them before I even look at it.
>> You're better off just selling the reds, right?
>> Yes. Especially if I'm trying to get knocked up.
That's true. I wonder if there's any like expensive skin I would want if I sold my reds.
>> There's a lot of You want the the Jagger or the >> I do want >> What was that?
>> Say we have such different taste in skin.
>> We do.
Oh god, >> I just want every camo skin and is one of them.
>> Hello.
>> What?
>> That was the most insane noise.
>> I don't know why that happens. It was just wadding up a little bit of plastic, but it like wasn't loud at all.
>> That was crazy.
>> It didn't sound anything like that. I thought it was maybe like a I don't know why I thought it was something like on fire. Move it. Move it.
>> That did kind of sound like cartoon pie sound.
>> That was funny.
>> Yeah. So, chat, I I have several farmers markets I can pick it up from. And the one that's most convenient is also the one that's like really small. And the only people I've ever seen there have been like like a few like like 70 or 80 folks.
Hello. Hello.
Hello.
>> Sorry, my mi's keep like doing stuff.
>> No, let him let them go, man. Let them go do this stuff. I mean, like, let them don't leave them. I'm trying to I'm freaking myself out.
>> What a good [ __ ] game, bro.
>> It's insane. I'm really happy with it.
I um both uh Chibi and HD Justin are celebrities in my world.
>> Oh, it's just me, but but everybody talks about it.
>> That's so cool.
>> Hell yeah.
>> My favorite one was one guy immediately went um >> No, we asked >> I watch all his streams.
>> They didn't know you were figured out. I know they have streamer voice is insane.
I forgot what mine said the other day, but they're talking about learning about some [ __ ] on stream. It was like I think it was riding Yowi or something.
>> Good game. It's an amazing game.
>> I want to put like every living US president on my island.
>> That's good.
island only of presidents would be >> be so funny. Tony Soprano and like Bill Clinton live on my island.
>> Oh, I added Paul Walnut.
>> Nice. I was I was saying I want to put everyone from the Soprano.
>> I um I added him and gave him the catchphrase uh to end a sentence. No offense t and he says it like every sentence.
>> I start every sentence with was a I saw you trying to cook. Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah, I was trying. It didn't really work.
>> I think you can do like some [ __ ] with the pronunciation to get it to work. But yeah, you can >> lot. It's a lot.
The craziest one I had was Hudson screaming at the scene that she wants to have.
>> Oh, I saw that guy.
>> I love that.
>> That [ __ ] funny.
>> I really like that Charlotte has trans Harry Potter.
>> Oh, that's good.
>> I kind of aled. I added Noda the other day.
Yo, that's good. Chibi, we have to know.
You're chibling. We have them now.
>> My uh like $100 Joker AK finally got tradable, but >> I did uh 80 nothing.
>> Sorry, did you say you did another 100?
>> Another 80.
>> Oh, 80.
>> I told I was like, I'm not doing 100.
It's 80 this time.
Damn lady, a light lady.
>> I'll probably still take a few more tonight cuz I know nothing. I think it is funny to open mid game.
>> Just have been consistently that low.
>> I uh an AK Azimoth was one pixel. Uh it scrolls past.
>> It was the the smallest bait I've ever seen. I I actually thought that AK was that close.
>> I did thought I got it and then I and then I >> Come on. Come on. LET'S GO.
DO WE UH >> YEAH, PEOPLE are ruthless on there, man.
>> I just sell it for buy order usually.
>> Monster was that monster?
>> No, I got owned monster. Maza, you would you like to play one or more?
I saw you were in deadlocks. I did not ask.
Nice.
>> Let's uh let's go to my Discord.
>> Go boyish.
>> My lovely Discord.
>> I need to get knocked up. I need to get knocked up. I need to get knocked up.
>> What? Who's Kaka Brains? The gloves. I want the gloves. The knocked. They're called knocked. N Oct. I need knocked gloves, but they're I need to get knocked up.
Impregn I'll ease your mind. Kaka brains is Masoshi.
>> Thank you.
>> I was also cur I think everyone's playing CS again because there's a tour there's a tournament in a week.
>> What kind of a tournament?
>> Lewig.
minor. CS minor.
>> CS minor, dude.
>> Yeah.
>> Hello.
>> Hello.
>> Hi.
>> I don't see you, Apollo.
>> I'm in the party.
>> Ah, I don't see you, Chibi. I do.
>> I'm opening opening terminals.
>> Wait. Genesis terminal.
>> No, man. I'm trying to get rid of the clouds, bro. I need to ride the clouds, man. Chill.
>> You're my You're my rock, man. You're like I don't I don't You've been opening so many cases. I'm crumbling over here, man.
>> I need I got paid.
>> Oh, no.
>> Someone came, man.
>> I'll do 20 more. I'll do 20 more.
>> I'm going to do more, too. I'm going to open them up while we're while we're playing. I'm going to sprinkle them.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> Way too late to say no. No, no. You shouldn't have said I'm opening terminals.
>> I'm not opening. I was joking.
>> Too late.
>> He's joking.
>> He didn't say opening. He said joking.
>> Yeah, I'm joking.
>> Joking.
>> He was joking.
>> Dude, I think terminals are more of a It's all Everything sucks. I'm done. I'm clearing. I'm done. I'm rinsed.
>> Terminals are a scam for sure.
>> Oh man, they're cool. I mean, I already I already got gloves for them, so I don't feel like I need to try again.
>> Yeah, lucky you, man. Apparently, they're really rare or something.
>> I think the terminals could be lit if they if it was just like you always paid less than market price, but I think you're only playing paying less than market price on the dead hand ones because >> they've not adjusted correctly yet.
>> Yeah, >> it should just off It should be like $10.
for like for like everything. Even the bad skins should just be these are $10.
>> Yeah, >> I got to turn my game volume up a little bit.
>> God damn it.
>> Oh, I have to change my ping. Do I actually? Nope, I don't.
>> No one's going to [ __ ] believe me, but I genuinely accidentally bought three extra cases.
I do believe I don't think you would lie about it.
>> Well, oh my god, my groceries got delivered.
>> No, I lied to you.
>> Cancel that queue.
>> Nope, they're heading to me soon.
>> Oh, lit.
>> I The thing happened where I bought 20.
And then it was like, "Here's 17." And I went, "What the fuck?" And so then I canceled the three and then bought another three separately and it was like, "Oh, just kidding. We actually did give you all 20.
Now I have 20."
>> They pranked you, did. That's how they get you. I saw a text from my mom from two hours ago and uh I know she meant you'll have to show me the recipe. She wants me to make them, but she said you'll have to shoot me.
I think that's really I I saw the text before. I went, "What?" I just said, "You'll have to shoot me." Dot dot dot.
>> Just send her a picture of your new MP.
>> All right. So, my grocery delivery is on the way, but I could just pause it if it's like start a game or whatever.
I could like sit outside for a minute.
It's fine.
Oh, no. There are several typos. It says, "You'll have to shoot me the best." She wants me to make them.
The best. The best. The best of him.
I'm done opening anything on this game forever. My ping might be bad. Hang on.
Sorry.
Yeah, of course.
I need a good background. Tomorrow I'm going to I'm doing the maid redux and I said I I said I would also pose with a gun in the maid outfit, which I think is funny, but I need to put like a cool background in for it.
was IP.
>> I have my ping. Okay, >> I think mine's fine. I'll check.
Yeah, it should be.
I was the nanny on I had such a crush on Fran Dresser as a child which is really funny.
>> Did you? That's crazy.
>> Yeah, I had an insane crush on Fran Dresser.
>> The laugh is what got you.
>> Yeah, it got me. Taco, you're so cute.
What the [ __ ] happening?
I thought this game was supposed to have like instant cues and you just played people who were way outskilled or outranked.
I want to buy some cases with this AK money, but I don't know which one. What do you want?
>> Don't know.
>> I'm looking.
>> Too slow.
>> Eva case 10 out of 10. Open. It's fun.
>> It's good.
>> Cheapest trap [ __ ] rock. They have good taste, too, cuz they follow me.
>> Unbeliev.
>> It's so fresh and so clean.
>> Ain't nobody dope as me.
>> I'm just so chubby.
So >> yes, don't you think I'm so chibly? I'm just so chibly. That's so good.
>> So chibi, I got time for like half a game. Maybe one game if it's not OT.
>> Come on.
>> My girlfriend's I'm >> the ugly one.
>> No, the hot one. Oh, the go. Yeah, no, that's understandable.
>> Yeah, the ugly one. I told her I'm busy.
>> I actually didn't even tell her. She just facetimed me and I just started gagging.
I threw up. [ __ ] >> Let's roll.
>> I threw up.
>> You threw up. Yeah. Yeah, I threw up.
>> I just don't get how you can look like that.
God, I'm trolling, guys. I'm single.
It's a troll. And if I had an ugly girlfriend, I would never tell her. I think that.
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. That'd be evil.
>> Don't you think I'm >> Oh, I'm teleporting.
>> Oh, I died.
>> Who wants to look at the I'm going to sell the dragon tattoo.
to the girl.
>> Wow, this guy just threw me the shittiest uh a CT threw me their gun and like like nodded yes at me and it was the shittiest wear camo M4 I've ever seen in my life.
>> Dude, >> they might be watching. They knew I would love that.
>> What is that?
>> Monster.
>> Um >> whatever. I think.13.
>> Men wear. Oh, >> that thing is so expensive now.
I don't think I've shot a gun in Counter Strike in like 3 days or something. So, I might be really bad.
>> No, me neither, man. Last night didn't count cuz I was like lowkey dissociating the entire time.
>> Hello.
>> Bomb has planted.
What the [ __ ] One flank. One flank.
Ramp. Ramp. Ramp.
Ramp.
Ramp. Clear.
>> One more CT. One more CT.
>> Play time. Play time. Play time. He's low. He's low. On time, >> bro. He's There's no chance.
Terrorists win. No freaking >> I got a blue every single round.
>> The worst the retake.
>> Oh, who wants to see? Oh no. MP9, dude.
I'm trying to my new hip hypnotic or whatever the [ __ ] it's called.
>> Who's Monster, my friend?
>> We count. We're on a counter.
>> I'm smoking red. I'm done with green.
Y'all drinking cups of Sorry, I just talked to like crazy.
>> Shout out. Smoke red. Do you guys want to go donuts?
>> Oh, are they going B?
>> Yeah, let's go B every round.
They killing me tomorrow.
>> Okay.
>> Yep.
>> You're playing with yourself.
>> Probably cave again.
>> They cave for sure.
>> 2k. Oh, dude. They full save. They're going to >> another very weak here.
>> Nice. Nice.
>> So, are they going to like hold the sight or like >> Yeah, I don't know what this bee hold is.
>> Maybe none of them want to play.
>> Someone drop me a smoke. I'm doing short and long smoke on on B.
>> Okie dokie.
>> Okay.
>> Short and long.
>> Yes, I can do it.
>> Okay, you got it.
>> Okay.
>> My name's Chibi.
>> Hello.
>> Need it right over here.
Guys, I [ __ ] it up. They >> double.
>> Um >> Oh, one cat. One cat. One cat.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Uh he's CT. It sounds like >> we're mid.
>> Oh my god.
>> I trusted you.
>> Oh my god. I lit that guy up. the both you guys just weren't looking at halls even though we just erased the guy in halls.
>> It's because I I shot him through the >> I shot him through the uh the wood thing, so he panicked and looked at me to shoot through.
>> I love that.
>> Bye.
>> Yeah, here you are, friend.
>> My brother again, I'll smoke a good this time.
>> Oh, I I got smoked spray.
>> Nice.
>> I'll throw I'll throw a red.
>> I'm going to need a smoke drop here.
in a corner over here.
>> I got it. He's got >> some smoke.
>> Uh, triple >> down.
>> Hopefully they hit >> one at least.
>> One stone.
>> Great.
>> Thanks, bro.
>> Two behind. Two behind. Bomb has planted. Two >> behind.
One CT one.
>> Oh my god, I almost killed Apollo.
>> I have two health.
>> Two.
>> Oh my god.
>> I shouldn't have peaked.
>> I'm peing that crap, bro. Are you kidding me?
>> Wow.
>> Whoa.
>> Nice. Terrorists win.
>> Whoever flashed donut blinded [ __ ] out of me right as I was peeking.
>> I didn't know you were going to peek.
That's my bad.
>> Guys, I got line I got smokes to this map. I'm telling you, the Anka gives you smoke lineups.
>> Oh, that's so nice. I want an so nice >> buy mine.
>> They'll be buy again here. So default, right? I guess >> I can smoke red.
>> Yeah, I can do one flash.
>> I'm going to go Boost me box.
>> You got bomb blue. Yeah.
>> Yeah. I'm not I'm not uh I'm wiggling.
>> All right. He's pushing me into mid.
He's going to look cat and jump cat. I think >> I've run away.
>> There's [ __ ] pissing down inside.
>> Oh, one's cave. Push up. Cave. Ran away.
>> Pushing maybe.
[ __ ] He pushed him.
>> One more cat.
>> Nice.
>> I don't know where last is.
>> No idea. Yeah.
>> Got to be an A player, right?
>> You can rotate so fast on this one.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god, it's Slendering. I'm scared.
>> What do you want to do, Apollo?
Got to find this guy. I think I I don't know. I don't know where he is.
I'm reloading. I'm going out there.
>> Two months of subscribing from >> B.
So, thank you.
>> Yes.
>> Bomb has planted.
Make him come >> to push CT.
>> Oh my god.
>> You won as I was hoping that. So it's going to be a goal.
>> Someone be able to drop.
>> Yes. Yes, I can. Monster.
>> Thank you.
>> I got dropped that gun. So I Swing passed on.
>> [ __ ] thunderstorm outside, guys.
Smoking red. I can flash in.
>> Oh, I already did it.
>> Flash.
>> [ __ ] send it, guys.
>> One pushes cave really aggressively.
Usually, >> one more donut on the right. He's way way out there.
>> We got B. Should we plan?
>> Yeah, I think maybe we go B.
>> We have a B.
>> Oh yeah, we go.
>> Nice.
>> I think I hear one spawn already.
>> Nice >> bomb.
Nice.
>> Saddest story. MP9 skin for sale. Never worn. That's nice. I like that.
>> I'll let you smoke red.
Okay.
>> I don't smoke red, bro. I smoke green. I think I missed it.
>> Nice.
>> C.
>> Oh, we hit.
>> Oh my god. I killed two.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it could be.
>> I just [ __ ] was randomly shooting and he peeked me. That's That's accusations, bro. I'm not going to lie. Oh, he's uh I don't know how he's dead, I think.
>> Oh, no. He's blown up.
>> I don't need to do anything.
>> Bomb has planted.
>> I mean, we just got to walk.
>> I mean, watching that guy play pistol round, I did say we should win this.
>> I'm going AKGD.
>> No.
>> Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah.
>> Are my groceries here? Ah, >> they are, but only as of eight minutes ago.
after the mob.
>> As soon as I die or if the round ends, can can y'all call out the timer?
>> Okay, >> you're actually going to be back in time for the timeouts to work though.
>> I think so.
>> Okay, so no.
>> I think so.
>> I must say yes.
>> What? Pilla did.
>> Uh if I live, I'll wait until I die.
When I die, I go get groceries. C Y >> bomb has planted >> one's in cave cave. He has an AK coming to cave door.
>> He's in the smoke. He's in the smoke.
>> Oh, he's out. He's out.
>> Oh, >> that timing is crazy.
Nice, man.
>> What? What?
>> What? What?
>> Timing the [ __ ] >> Can't believe it.
>> Should we be pausing?
>> No. No. As soon as I die. When I die, I'll go get him. But if uh when I die, just get ready to call a pause for the next round.
I didn't get much stuff. It's mostly a few large expensive >> flash.
Oh my god. What a >> [ __ ] smoke.
I'll be right back. Kept spraying.
Think I heard donut is up.
Oh my god. They should be open then.
Yeah.
>> Behind behind here.
>> Terrorists win.
>> 2v5 that easily. All right, >> someone pause.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Someone's in the boat.
>> Oops. Up n0.
>> Yeah, it's kind of [ __ ] up, but gives me an opportunity to do this though.
Oh my god. I'm going to [ __ ] try something. Can someone boost me right there when they're on stats?
>> We need another time out.
>> Does anyone play raid?
>> Someone. Yes. Sometimes they push mid last round.
>> I'm back.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, hey.
Thank you.
>> Whose are they? This side of the room.
>> I would have been perfectly in time.
>> I have to go check the grocery order cuz I feel like they shorted me a bag of oranges.
>> Oh, you need that.
You need that.
>> Oh, I only ordered one.
>> An AK, but I need that AK. So, if you could drop that AK off to your >> Oh, I didn't get the AK.
>> Why do you have a deck deck, Chibri?
What's wrong with you?
>> Cuz bro, you can boost here and you can spam raid.
>> I didn't get the AK, by the way.
>> Oh, you can keep it. I got a deac.
>> I didn't get the AK. I bought >> your Got it.
>> Can someone boost me right there?
>> I got you.
>> What are you doing with it?
>> I'm trying something I saw on the internet.
That's cool.
>> I'M going to leave the bomb outside our side B doors.
>> Didn't know what guys.
>> Now I'm just the >> one's long, one's short, but one of them is really hurt.
>> One always tells a lie, one always tells the truth. Bro, probably go a right >> one was pushing a man.
>> I did get my little tree.
>> Almost shot you in the back of the head there. Almost >> one pushed up ramp, I think.
>> Oh, one B. And that means there's just one guy on A. We should just It's >> the red guy on it, right?
>> Yeah, it's the red guy. Do you have a smoke or the >> spend my money on this gun?
>> Still might be going to donuts.
>> Terrorists win.
>> Can someone boost me this time?
This ain't good. I feel very mean with this gun I bought. Imagine if I [ __ ] hit it though. That'd be so funny.
>> So, what is it? A spam into mid.
>> It is. You've done the ultimate bad manners, I think.
>> Yeah.
>> What? You don't think time outing and then opening like 15 cases on them and then making it seem like that was the only reason we time outed was not also PM?
>> Oh, maybe. Donut hurt.
Maybe I just don't know.
>> I don't know who went a name, but I hate you like genuinely so much.
>> I don't know, man. We're like, >> two of them are not looking at me. I I walk on sight and then behind me and they both turn around and shoot me.
>> I'm not playing with my brain. Apollo where?
>> Yeah, but I don't care. I'm so mad at you.
>> Someone buy me a gun.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Just for that. I'm going to get a gold now cuz you made me mad. [ __ ] Justin, what's on the grocery list, man?
>> It was a weird grocery shop.
>> I have no flash for it.
>> One of the uh timer goals was to make hot dogs.
>> I'm running out there, though. I'm going to kill them all.
>> The [ __ ] I'm muted.
One's coming up mid. I'm going to shoot him.
Come on.
Come on, just peek me.
As soon as I leave, he's going to he's going to come.
>> What?
Soon as I leave, he's going to come.
>> Oh, yeah. Damn.
It was a weird grocery shop because uh I just needed a few things but one of these Sabbathon goals got hit which was to make hot dogs >> Wellington blanket.
>> It's a beef Wellington but it's going to be like a a package of hot dogs in the middle instead of the uh it's like >> this was an idea from Dave.
>> This ain't good. I actually just felt something filling out the car dumpler.
forgot ahead. I guess like I had the pee like a feeling of need to pee.
>> I'll stop talking about it.
>> That was cool.
>> Thank you. No one's mid >> B.
Yeah, that's going to go. Bro, >> at least two more sight.
Bomb has destroyed.
>> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, MAN?
>> Terrorists win.
>> I was assassinated by someone on my own team.
>> Really?
>> Tech 9 fooar needs mid.
>> Yeah. Cool.
>> Now we need B ramp. Do you think they'll do it again?
>> Yeah, they might. We did it twice.
>> Like, oh, this is real life.
>> Oh, they're grenade out.
He ran through.
>> Oh, I thought he would go the other way.
>> Our nades just so much damage. So I don't know what the [ __ ] you guys threw.
>> I did 48 and1 with a nade and 26 and one with a >> 71.
>> Everything's exploding around me.
>> There's a lot of exploding.
No, in in the real world.
>> Oh, it's a lot. It's uh thunder.
>> Yeah, it's crazy right now, bro.
>> I think maybe meant like a bomb in the >> bonkers.
>> I don't have smoke for ramp or anything.
>> It's okay. Oh, there.
Just one. He's dead. There's another ramp. I heard him reload.
I'm just going to rotate boxing game.
The [ __ ] is wrong with me?
What's that? Nice.
>> He's there.
>> Counterterrorists win. I don't know what I did, but I accidentally made my game like 40% louder that round. It was like everything was exploding around me as well.
>> I did 105 to a guy through the wood and it felt so nice.
>> I'm the wood whisper.
>> Uh my um I got a friendly little letter today.
>> Oh, >> I'm a part of a couple print clubs and one of them arrived today.
>> A >> let's go.
>> Yeah. Fun.
>> I forgot to buy a kit. I'm evil. And I actually have a kit. So I'm double evil for I'm double evil for >> smoke.
>> I hit back at me again.
>> You hit one with that molly.
>> Oh, fun mid. He [ __ ] me.
>> One cave with bomb.
>> Two. Two mid. Fall back a little bit.
out.
>> They might be going red. A lot red coming over here.
Oh my god. That's just no break, man.
They're both on sight.
>> Bomb has stupid flash.
>> Wow.
Y >> uh nades mid.
>> Over shaving. They don't really go mid.
I'm not going to lie.
>> They might though.
And if they don't, we take control mid.
We just kill their ass from behind.
Yeah.
>> I do think it's nice.
>> I guess hypothetically that's a good idea. I'm going to go I'm going cave fast to shoot them in back of when they're distracted by the midfield.
>> They flash mid. They went mid. What the hell? There's two more down there.
The last one.
I hit >> him for 59.
That freaking worked, dude.
Good round though.
>> Yeah.
>> How are we so good tide on CT side?
>> I think we had sided a kind of pretty balanced. I don't know.
Most maps are pretty balanced.
throwing smoke.
>> I hit a lot speeding down smoke.
>> Yeah. One kid.
>> What?
I'm pissed.
>> Oh my god. One lost.
>> [ __ ] Got into these guys, bro.
Hell, this one close.
>> Terrorists win. Hey, >> the firing squad just lining up.
>> Uh, I just need to stop dying to cave.
>> I could go B and then just watch from it.
>> I think we uh rush B >> with gun.
>> We rush B with the eco.
Yeah.
>> Move it, son.
I have four health.
>> Okay. They have two on sight.
>> Bomb has planted.
>> One walked into the smoke. I think something donut too.
I get there. Terrorists win. Owie. Guys, I like to apologize. I realiz I said cave and not donut.
I think we all want a mutual understanding though.
>> I don't know if I can forgive.
>> I think do that do that do that B thing.
Monster can watch from donut and uh I'll go >> I just have 3B.
>> No, it's taking calls. I opened the cases and got uh nothing.
>> I think I'm learning that the cases are never really good.
>> And then when they are good, it still doesn't mean it's uh good cuz you've still spent more than what you you could just bought the thing.
My smoke bounced off over your corner.
>> Couple ramping smoke.
>> I hit cave. Maybe >> I'm in there. I'm in there.
>> He's cave hurt. Cave hurt. Coming fast.
P90.
There's an AK.
Bomb has been planted.
>> One throwing a grenade.
Oh, he's dinged the bomb.
>> What the [ __ ] >> Why would he run away from ramp?
>> He ran right back. I think >> I peaked it wide. He was gone.
That's so crazy, dude. I could have just stuck it. I'm pissed off cuz I did 94 and three and 85 and one.
>> Uh, run or walk after you got the bomb though.
>> I could have heard you run.
>> Oh, no, no, no. I I >> I Are we forcing? I would hate >> I just >> I can I can I'm buy next round.
>> Be quiet.
>> Hey, hey, hey.
Don't tell me >> one's temple and the rest are just backside.
>> Oh my [ __ ] save round, man. This is psychotic.
>> I just can't hurt anyone anymore.
>> I feel like you should have died twice.
>> They started pulling on. Dude, I swear to God, they got like different armor than us.
They did something.
>> That's so confusing.
>> I can't tell you how mentally damaging it is to play retake for nine straight rounds and then the one round of a save, they just run you over and go five.
>> Remove any doubts in your head. It's us.
>> I'm just playing B like I believe.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Throwing a grenade. Uh a bunch a bunch a long >> let's just commit real quick. They haven't they all they do is slime out of sight.
>> Yeah, >> they are not making it up.
>> They got rolled. They got rolled.
>> One is very hurt.
>> Okay, >> one more back side >> near the big boxes.
>> Okay, they're not going to do that again.
>> I got an >> I got an just commitment rotate. I would be V ramp.
>> Uh, can I get a by?
>> Uh, no.
>> I dropped my >> That's fine. I can I can make it work. I can make it work.
>> Yeah.
>> Go, go, go.
>> If you have a uh I'm going to molly ramp.
>> I think we quick push donut here.
Throwing fire.
>> Am I double flash?
>> Just go. We just go. We just go.
>> I'm watching it. You can go. I'm watching.
>> They're not pushing it.
>> Flash.
>> Is that a fake?
>> Yeah. I don't know.
>> I think it was.
>> Yeah. Throw on a >> [ __ ] Dead. outomb probably one or two >> just jumped in here.
>> Nice.
>> Last guy should be long.
>> Yeah, >> that was getting a bit scary, guys.
>> Yeah, we got closer. I didn't want to say it, but >> yeah, my cases were ass. I bought 10 fever cases and they're all [ __ ] >> Oh my god, I'm captain rank 25, y'all.
>> Wow.
>> I'm general rank 39. Please refer to me as captain from now on.
>> If you refer to me as major. Yeah.
>> Major. Jas.
>> Yes, major.
>> Yes, major.
>> I'm attending the J majors.
>> Yes, major.
>> Yeah, I'm ranked genital.
>> I'm going to accept this and then I'm going to go PP toilet. P toilet.
>> I'm gonna accept it. I'm going to pee pe.
>> Mhm.
>> You don't do that. Don't do that.
>> Why?
>> Not good.
>> Wait, your your clothes are >> bad. I think I have to give up on getting knocked up. It's doing bad things to my mental.
I'm sambit cashing out.
>> No.
>> Out of the game.
>> Let's roll.
>> I'm going to run no skins. I'll be right back.
Bands are up to you guys. I'm holding a cat.
I want to play ancient again. That's for sure.
Wow.
>> I love noob.
Let's roll.
Got some new hand soap today, guys.
>> Nice.
>> Peach and honey suckle.
>> Oo.
>> And sage and lime zest.
>> These boys have got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it.
>> I'll play mini with my buddy HCJ on the big hut.
>> I was I say where where are you playing Monster? I'll play wherever.
>> I would rather play inside.
I can play outside.
>> I'm usually the ramp guy, but >> I'm going to be outside. I'm there with my buddy >> monster.
>> Uh upper on >> I'm outside only for the start.
He's creepy.
>> Yeah, they're out.
They're still in squeaky both.
>> I don't know how he just didn't die.
>> Behind silos dead. One more.
>> Squeaky. Squeaky. Squeaky.
>> Nice.
>> I thought it was 2v one the other way. I didn't know you were alive.
>> Watch this. I'm going to give you power.
Bomb has imagine if there was like a secret thing where it made the bomb blow up faster by doing that saw it off saw it off.
>> Oh my god. Who wants to see my new MP9?
You have to No, it's chill. Fair enough.
We are out of here.
>> Smoke outside.
>> Yeah, a couple out here.
>> I'm going to go one right already.
grenade.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Throwing smoke.
>> That's clear.
>> Stop it. There's one more, dude. Maybe can only do so much.
Oh, look at this. Okay. Ain't that beautiful?
>> Oh, he's in hell.
>> He's very hurt in hell.
>> Going up ladder. I'm pretty sure we're around to outside.
>> Drop day. Drop day.
>> Oh, what the hell? How did he not die?
>> He's low.
You spam this.
>> Thought that was a fake.
>> No, he's he's faking.
>> Yeah.
>> Counterterrorists win.
>> He just finds a corner to sit in and hide. That's crazy.
>> I've never seen a guy want around more in my [ __ ] whole life.
Well, they like half forced. I don't know. One of them had met a deagle. He had that or some other guns. I don't know.
>> Uh me talking about uh Han Solo. I don't know. I don't know if he does like half force stuff.
>> What?
>> I never saw Star Wars.
>> Crazy sequence of things you said in a row.
>> I never saw Star Wars. I assume maybe he's got like half force.
Am >> I n Oh.
Wow. Okay.
>> A couple outside.
>> Outside. Outside. Two at red. One was squeaky as well.
>> May have wrapped him.
Oh, wait. Turn around. Turn around.
>> I didn't know a single word you said.
>> I didn't even see the >> It's a pain thing. I think it's a pain.
I saw it cuz I didn't know.
>> Cuz it happens to me all the time.
>> I'm generationally broke. Let's nate outside. We'll kill all of them.
>> Okay.
>> I have to save two anyway.
>> Yeah, me too.
Big T one on >> throwing a grenade. Grenade.
>> I changed my grenade this week. One second.
Bomb has been planted.
>> Back sight one.
>> What is that?
>> I think one's next to the >> kit and uh mini.
>> [ __ ] you. Terrorists win.
>> A4. [ __ ] you.
>> Dang, I was [ __ ] him up with that little P250.
Can I get like a >> save again?
>> I'm going to buy >> I'm going to do Nades outside again.
>> Oh, we're saving again.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Nades outside.
>> If we hear you get blowed open >> Yeah.
>> We turn around and do a grenade. They're out here.
>> That's bomb.
>> They nated. Squeak again.
>> Yeah, we got gun.
>> We just have to hold this like champions.
>> He's going to go silo in a race.
>> She had a secret.
>> I'm pushing up here.
>> Yeah, we we're pushed up. Uh so so play more passively. They're going to come around.
>> Silo. Silo. Silo.
>> I'm so bad. One silo. Let's not all get distracted by silence.
>> Oh, one big heart and one hell. I got double pee.
>> Oh, they push ramp. Okay.
>> That AK fell from the heavens for you, too. That was funny.
>> That was a good eco.
>> They like nated and shot at Squeaky. I expected them to push it.
>> Would you want to opt outside Monster?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Cool.
I never I don't have anything to squeeze to get knocked up, bro.
>> That's all I care about.
>> Have they gone silo?
>> Uh, that was the first time I seen them up there.
Silo. I heard him jump.
>> It's bomb outside on smoke.
>> They hit me with the double smoke.
>> I just dropped lobby.
>> I'm watching me.
Uh, secret one already.
>> Yep. Running in on me.
And one still might be red.
>> I went secret. I'm watching it from lower.
>> I gave up ramp. Did they?
>> I think there was one behind me. Ramp that just me the [ __ ] out of me.
>> One came down vent. Got him out. mini.
Oh, he's still out. A just one.
>> I'm pissed. He's lobby. Squeaky.
It's planning.
Where?
>> What the [ __ ] >> [ __ ] rats >> by the vent.
>> I'm so broke again.
>> Yeah, I'm a little broke, too.
We just n >> uh nah >> at 57 I have armor.
>> Yeah, I'm doing the classic 57 armor.
I'm going to hope the nade squeaking.
I'm going to nade back, bro. This nade explodes back.
>> A nade that blows back.
>> They won't expect it.
>> Oh god.
>> They're outside. Hella outside. Of course.
>> One on mini.
>> Ow. I just got dked through the wall.
Probably going to help.
One lobby. Very hurt. He's going ramp.
He got bomb.
>> This is very unfortunate.
>> I saw you. I've seen you win this.
>> Really? Statistically, I've never won a 185. I looked at my stats.
>> Bomb has planted.
>> It could be.
>> Terrorists win.
>> I was going to say it could be worth saving armor if you don't take damage cuz then you don't pay 350 for helmet.
>> I was already lit.
>> No, they hadn't touched your party. You had 100.
>> Oh, true. You can see it.
That's passive little guys.
>> That was so weird ladder. I like I like phased through you.
>> Yeah. Ping and ladders.
>> Come on. Come on. Jump. Jump.
>> No. It's so like you bounce off people so much that >> I'm so sorry.
What's >> Yeah, that guy's >> I'm dropping off mini. I think >> one at red, but I went out a out.
>> What the [ __ ] One hell.
>> Hell where?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh my god. I bomb. I bombed.
>> Blast was on a >> He's probably going to do a big wrap somewhere like down the secret or Yeah. Or he's going to go outside.
>> I think because of that I'm going to push mini just to make sure.
>> Well, I heard >> something up top. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> No.
I dked him midair.
>> Nice.
>> Oh, that's so good.
>> Can I have a by Justin for you?
>> Yeah.
>> My brother.
>> You're welcome.
881 while he was jumping. That feels so good.
>> Go, go, go.
outside.
>> Bomb down.
>> One just jump silo late.
>> Got silo >> one. Uh one red trophy idiot.
>> Still red.
>> I stayed many for now. Or I'm on hut.
>> Are you lower Apollo?
>> No, I'm on ramp.
>> Oh, they probably went secret.
>> Hot one. Hot one.
>> You're watching that.
Yeah. One more mini and one hut.
Grenade flashed.
>> He's just out on a behind silo right now.
>> Nice. Good [ __ ] >> Bless you on this one.
>> I'm not doing nothing.
>> I was down to like 16 minutes already.
How long have I been muted, man?
>> Not long.
>> I did that thing for you, Apollo. But I was muted. Oh, just like >> Wait, what you did for me?
>> Just for yourself in your own room.
>> Oh, >> like that.
>> Yeah, just like that. That's I hate my Oops, isn't >> it?
I fell.
>> I just go straight through the wall.
Ruffle >> grenade up.
>> I hate going to care.
Grenade out.
Flash.
>> This guy's not real.
>> Guy. Squeaky is so hurt.
>> They're going ramp.
>> Yeah, they're running ramp right now.
Yeah.
One's probably on B side already.
One's on raft is made.
Nice.
Unknown. I don't see them. Justin doesn't see them.
>> Oh, he's by me. Single. Okay.
got nice 15 seconds. You have to plant.
>> Bomb has planted.
Come on.
>> Oh my god.
>> I don't just pre-firing the door.
>> He just doesn't miss.
>> Yeah, >> I'm going on a little mission.
>> [ __ ] lobby crunch, bro.
>> I was going to go lobby straight up ladder. Try to get silo boy. Bro, I'm blowing up that squeaky door and I'm I'm going in there with my Nova.
>> This Nova hisses, dude.
>> Freaky. Oh my god. I >> One more hut.
>> Three months of subscribing from >> Thank you. I'm very happy with the mustache.
Good good gaming earlier. That was fun to do the deadlock.
>> Diffusing.
Dude, you got to be kidding me.
>> How much?
>> 91 and five, dude.
>> Oh, >> that's rough.
>> That's a [ __ ] you.
>> He's weird, too, cuz like I don't know if you guys noticed, he only fires like one bullet at a time. Real weird. That's not like a thing. He just did the one he's been doing ever since >> Sounds like Ram.
>> Oh, [ __ ] hell.
>> Outside, I think.
>> Okay, coming back.
>> Oh, I dropped my gun.
grenade.
>> I still hear a lobby.
>> Yeah. One >> on many.
Okay.
One outside.
could be out the garage.
[ __ ] >> Oh, he's [ __ ] dked.
Either went vent or upper.
Bomb has been planted.
Yeah, chilly. Thank you.
I hope he's not to my right.
I don't have a kit.
What? I turned away cuz I thought he was dead. 38 months of subscribing from IUB.
>> Oh, >> you get like within like 20 damage of killing, they should just not show you the thing.
>> What the [ __ ] I've only got three kills.
>> Yeah, me too, man.
>> My bad, guys. No, I turn around on T-side >> the hut fast.
>> Really? Okay, >> dude. I got chicken nuggets for dinner.
>> Yo, >> woo.
>> I had dinner too long ago, man. I had dinner like >> eight hours ago.
>> Dang. Like a whole day >> for real.
>> Okay, dude.
They're coming behind coming.
still one heaven I think one heaven >> nice left >> nice terrorists win >> well >> told you I'd turn around on this side guys it all starts here ramp ASAP thoughts >> I don't have any thoughts Sorry.
>> Bummer.
>> I'm going to flash it.
>> Might be rushing.
>> One dropped already.
One control. I'm just running at one control.
>> Do we want to go hell soon?
>> Oh, I don't need them.
>> They are down here.
>> Oh, one's down. Double double double.
>> Why?
>> I thought you were him.
>> Terrorists win. Just to be mean. That's why I did it.
>> I thought you were him. He is him, bro.
He is him.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Anything again.
Anything. Anything.
>> Oh, hell yeah. Dark web. I never been.
>> Hopefully I don't get the coming out of >> It's okay. I'm I'm in front. I'll get right first last time and then we'll do it again.
>> Okay, he's up there.
>> One's out there with a scout.
>> I can't catch a [ __ ] right now, man.
in the smoke already. Yeah, >> it's lit side to side. Yeah, >> nice brother.
>> It lowered it down >> that dude. the the power of the anca.
>> Oh, I haven't got a damn kill in like five rounds. I need to do something.
>> I'm peeking outside with this freaking gun I've got.
>> I love it. I'm going to go up on the side.
Oh, they outside.
>> I got two picks outside.
>> Are you still >> maybe trophy with an AK?
>> They're going heavy.
>> Two lobby. Two lobby. Had to fall back.
>> Do we just go secret here?
>> Probably.
>> Yes, I think so. They could be going up and on silo fairly quickly.
>> Another one by vent.
>> Flash.
>> Yeah, it could be one down here.
>> He's by Squeaky. I mollied vent so he couldn't get >> the >> They're both there by by Squeaky. I think they rotated ramp. They're going ramp now.
Nice.
>> Oh, he's ramp also.
>> Yeah, we'll come down here.
>> It's >> 47 months of subscribing from >> Yeah, it's a crazy one.
>> Nice round, guys.
Hello boys. Terrorists win.
>> I killed him.
>> Imagine though.
>> Thank you, buddy. How you doing?
>> Killed him in my mind.
And I'm hungry.
>> The boys got to eat.
>> I'm always saying this.
>> You are. That sounds crazy. We will make some regrets today.
>> There's two ramp right now.
[ __ ] get turned on, bro.
>> One hell running around on a like a freak.
One should be heaven.
>> On hood on hood up a hood.
>> Fell off.
>> He just pushes.
Ah, I don't know. Yeah.
Bomb has been planted.
I didn't kill him.
>> Yeah, >> I don't know how much I hit him for >> 89.
>> Counterterrorists win.
>> 89. Yeah.
>> Why you mad, bro? side.
>> What's that?
>> They like push it. It's like weird.
>> They norally push it or like hold close.
It's They're odd. They're really odd out there.
>> I'm going to go again. Don't work.
>> He's behind red. He's hurting the garage.
Smoke.
He's still behind red box. Or he could have pushed.
over there.
>> I'm out of >> and he's exposed though. There were two ramp.
>> Big Roger though. Still >> got him. That's bigger.
>> Last two ramp players.
Okay. Heaven.
I got your mini covered.
Nice. Terrorists win.
>> I'm going to grab that monster.
>> Sure. W guys. W Justin. That nade was funny.
>> Thank you.
>> I have a bicycle.
>> Yeah, I I got you. Justin, >> dude, my freaking charm is awesome right now.
That might be the longest distance n I've ever thrown in my life.
>> Yeah, that was awesome, bro.
>> Thank you.
>> One big gar.
Oh, one close.
>> Got him.
>> Got mini.
One's hell. Outside hell.
>> I'm going out secret.
>> Okay, >> I'm going to run outside with bumps.
>> I think it's the ramp players again, huh?
>> There might be one on A.
>> I just I heard him running.
>> He might be B already.
>> I'm going up vent.
>> Okay, >> he he might have gone down. It was really hard to tell, but I heard him running.
>> Upper's clear. Upper's clear. Okay, I'm here.
>> I'm just cover your bed.
>> Old lobby.
>> Oh, he's squeaky. He's running out.
>> How'd he get there?
outside.
>> Assuming last event secret, >> I can hold your mini.
>> The shadow man. I'm not familiar with the shadow man.
The guy that has two kills.
>> I feel kind of bad for him.
>> Terrorists win.
>> Good hustle, guys. Good [ __ ] hustle.
We'll do >> [ __ ] W hustle, guys.
W hustle, guys.
I want to play that nuke map again that has all the doors open.
>> Oh, that crazy one. Yeah, >> that was a fun one.
>> They need to put me on a CS Pro team, but I don't play the game. I just sit in the call and like say good stuff.
>> Oh, yeah. Coach, >> let's go.
>> You're be.
>> Oh, yeah. But I don't I don't >> That's all I have to do is compromise them.
>> I thought you said uh protein and I was real confused.
One big hut, one pushed outside.
Anyone might be trying to push the weak. They smoked it though.
>> I'm holding it. I'm holding it.
>> He flashed it and then He ran out, but he ran away.
>> I killed ramp, but I got one HP. Oh, and there's an OP who just rotated.
>> Got the smoke.
>> There's no way. There's no way.
>> Insane, dude.
He fell for it, too. Man, I just can't shoot.
>> See elbow.
>> Uh, he's back in hell.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Counterterrorist.
>> Nice. So sad, man.
I'm so [ __ ] poor.
>> Ty Ty, I'm not going to push us, dude.
They're killing me outside. I'm not peeking it.
>> Did you die on silo or side? Outside.
>> I want to get on side.
>> Let's do a Oh, never mind.
>> I feel like it's easy to kill. If If they're being aggressive, I will kill.
>> Do it, bro. All right, I fell. So I was not there to get the push.
>> Chat's being annoying, so I was not paying attention.
>> He's off and I'm not even peeking it.
>> I might be about to do the craziest thing of all time.
>> No, you are about to do the craziest thing of all time.
Oh, one push lobby, bro.
>> Someone's lobby. Are you in lobby, Apollo?
>> No. Are you I can't really get to >> I can't go outside right now.
>> I shot the A guy a little bit. Oh, there we go. We can go now. That was the AP.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Let's just uh keep holding B.
>> I came off B. I went up to hill to try to get here.
>> I'm going up.
>> Let me know once you're peek in heaven and then I'll come in.
>> Okay.
>> He's down vent down vent. Down vent and one a ramp. Ramp ramp ramp.
>> It's the last. is maybe going lobby right now.
>> Okay, I'm holding vent.
>> He just walked by me past vents to like lower doors.
>> Think he's going to >> lobby one? I think lobby uh 100%.
He's got to come squeak. He spoke off.
Smoked up.
>> Spoked off. He's smoked off.
>> Probably has to save.
>> I swung him like a >> He smoked off, bro.
>> I'm B.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it, Beast.
Guys, I'm ready to step up and be an IGL professionally.
Do I have to have strats or do I just I'm like just there kind of some of them just stay nice.
>> I'm dropping the bomb. I don't want it up here.
I think >> double outside.
>> Wow.
>> Damn.
Wish it was a second. Uh, I take >> lobby push >> should be one mini.
>> None mini. They went down just >> one on sight. Lit >> Car secret push.
>> Yo, what's up?
Secret lobby. We have time.
Secret and mini. I think >> anything. Oh god, I didn't even press anything, man.
>> One or two minutes.
do a I don't really know what to do.
>> You just got to get good kills.
>> Yeah.
>> Secret I can do. Sorry guys.
>> Yeah, just try to save it.
>> Yeah, you can save.
>> Nice. Was that good?
>> Yeah.
Counterterrorists win.
>> Nice.
>> They're running around like bugs.
>> They were, bro. Bo >> monster can buy you, I think. Or uh no, Apollo can pan.
Hello. May I have a weapon? Thank you.
Oh, >> we got to win this round or we're going to be [ __ ] mega broke for OT.
>> I don't have a nade for squeak this time.
>> I do.
>> I can do it.
>> You got it.
>> I'm doing >> I'm going to throw a follow through.
>> Can ramp push? They >> got him.
Oh my god. One's in. One's in.
We got two picks.
Secret.
>> We're upper sight right now. What they think we're doing?
>> One more secret, Chip. One more secret.
>> Where should I go, man?
>> A open.
>> Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away.
Care.
>> I'm in care.
Whoa. Heaven.
Terrorists win.
Mom hasn't been Let's Let's Guys, let's end the game right here. Let's pull our heads in, guys.
>> I'm going to pull my head in.
>> Let's pull our Are we turtles?
>> Yep.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're turtles >> in your shells, everyone.
>> Guys, care the fake bad Molly push.
Hear that? Saw that on top.
>> Thanks, coach.
>> You squeaky or whatever.
through the mini flash again flash.
>> He's right side.
>> Nice. That's good.
>> Nice. Nice. Two picks ramp, guys.
>> Let's go. Go be on your smoke.
>> I heard one speaker vented >> double doors out.
Whoa, I did a cartwheel.
>> One guy lobby.
>> Control. Control.
>> Going double. Going double.
>> Single.
>> Single.
>> [ __ ] >> N guys.
>> The sliding offer has crazy.
Counterterrorists win.
>> [ __ ] >> Damn, that guy has three kills. That's rough.
>> Okay, low key so easy ramp, bro. They always double flash it and they're [ __ ] at it. I'm not even kidding. I'm going to push it again.
>> Is that where the guy with three kills plays?
>> I think that's why there's two babies. They have to They have to help him.
>> I think we found him. And now it's over for them. We found him.
They do flash it a lot though.
>> They double flash it almost the past two rounds.
>> I'd say Nate squeaky again regardless keeps them on their toes.
>> Oh, you got it.
>> They mollied it this round.
>> Yeah.
>> Terrible smoke. They smoked us off.
>> That's the 3K guy.
He fell.
>> Run it, boys. Run it.
>> I think one might have gone down ramp, but not before.
>> Yeah, one is missing.
>> He's oping radio.
>> I kind of hate that I'm down here with the bomb. I'm going to plant him. He might pop out the last time. Yep.
He's single.
>> Uh, elbow. Elbow. Watch out. Chill.
>> Single. Two. Single.
>> They're smoking diffusing.
>> Smoking and diffusing.
>> Oh, we're both ramp.
>> You don't get that.
>> Counterterrorists win.
>> So sorry. And I killed them.
>> Sorry, guys.
I was so locked into monsters coms.
I'll blame Monster.
>> Everyone's disappointed at the coach.
>> [ __ ] monster. What the hell?
>> No, it wasn't Monster's fault. It was my It was my fault also.
>> That guy wasn't right, by the way.
>> Really?
>> I can't move.
Got the pusher outside.
>> [ __ ] Oppit credit card.
>> Was he on the air? Right there.
>> His credit card. He wasn't >> he was fully on top.
>> He's in.
>> Yeah, they're in lobby.
Counterterrorists win.
>> What to do about that angle?
>> Just can't see them. They see you.
>> Are they outside?
>> Uh, yeah. He ops back left while a guy pushes every round.
>> They're about to die with that OP. I'm killing them.
This is what we have been going to drop on >> mini.
He's hopping a ramp all the way in the back by the box.
Yeah, it's it's two three round tabs.
Makes me sad cuz would have had this if it wasn't for uh silly mistakes.
Grenade.
Secret guy's pissing me off, dude. I'm stuck.
>> No, I gave him his fourth kill.
His >> fifth kill.
Counterterrorist.
>> I'm Ch. I legged him.
>> No, we get we get Tai.
>> I don't know, man. I had a rough CT, huh?
>> You were never born.
>> Yeah, me too. I'm not playing too hot.
>> But it's okay. That's okay. You don't have to turn it around in the next game.
You can turn it around in this game now.
What?
Yeah, it's good advice. I think I'm buying hot dogs for the team if we get OT. Hands in. Hurrah. Guys, come on.
>> If we go to hot dogs.
>> Yeah. Oh [ __ ] >> I got not giving anyone a hot dog if we [ __ ] crazy, man.
Go back. Go back.
Spamming mini smoke.
>> Heard one lobby still.
>> They had the double smoke outside >> lobby to ramp. I think one guy might be coming. Hut.
>> They could have gone secret. Grenade out.
>> Uh, do you want Apollo to go lower in the ring?
>> Why does your break?
>> Yeah, I don't know.
One miniade.
I'm so bad outside to them.
>> They're lower.
>> What?
>> Bomb has planted.
>> You got to be [ __ ] me. That guy just one foot.
>> I'm going solo last scene.
>> He's a dark spot. Dark corner.
>> Nice. Nice.
>> Nice guys.
>> Oops. Anyway, >> I could have got >> I think I needed his gun away.
>> I need to apply for Mongolian residency.
I have a team in mind from who I'm going to coach.
>> Yeah, >> I don't think you're taking over from Maro, bro.
>> No, but two they want they I saw application was on Seek, dude. They want another one. Two coaches. Let's have our lives >> cuz they want one like an English coach as well.
>> Bunch outside.
>> I'm going quick secret.
>> So many outside. Three at least.
>> Deploying flashbang.
probably be in secret.
>> They know I'm here running away. Think they're going to go mini one out hut.
>> One's lobby still.
Nice guys.
>> Smoke.
>> Oh, he's outside.
That's it. Lost.
>> Grenade out.
>> Grenade out.
Counterterrorists win.
>> I'm the haircut.
>> Anyone need anything?
>> I'll take >> Yeah, I can buy an if someone wants one.
>> Sure.
Gear up. We're going in.
>> Stuck inside of somebody.
>> Oh, I was just going to let you go. My bad.
uh squeaky squeaky smoke.
>> They could have gone vent trophy.
I'm coming out.
>> Three upper.
>> Oh, one one. Oh, [ __ ] >> Bomb has planted >> myself. Dude, it's unlucky, man.
I'm so sad that couldn't get up the ladder.
I don't know if I can play another one after that.
That was a rough one. I'm sad in the one round we couldn't get up the ladder.
They rush up her.
>> Yeah, I know. I was like, I'm causing problems. I'm going to back off and then you did the same.
>> I also fumbled, bro. I saw offense for one. I turn around to get it and then they rush to my position.
>> Oh no.
>> Do you guys have a feel for me?
>> Yeah, probably.
Want me to get on the back end?
>> What?
>> Good gaming. I want to open a a good luck.
>> Are we done?
>> No, I was saying good gaming.
>> GG Apollo. We love you.
>> GG. Oh, it's blue.
>> Let me see if I can get that link over here. I try.
>> Not bad. She ended stream and then we started playing immediately.
>> Oh, y'all ever just [ __ ] open the fridge and look in there?
>> Sometimes. Oh, dude. What could be better?
Oski, >> I want you to know I think about the rubbish bins you had years ago all the time.
I don't even remember which rubbish bins those were. What?
>> The double the double stainless, double wide, one recycling, one rubbish pale pale bin.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, >> I think about them and I know you got rid of them.
I think about him still, buddy. I think I have.
>> Did you get a like what you replace?
>> Was that Is that a timestamped video?
It's immediately familiar.
>> All right, cool. Cool. Just making sure it was supposed to be >> bench. It's like a draw.
>> Dang.
>> Between two players.
>> I have seen this. I I don't remember this part of it.
>> The shadow.
>> You know, rubbish bins. I I could talk about mine.
>> I'm the shadow man.
>> House rocks. You can talk about my rubbish, man. Hang on. I got to hang on.
I got to look up the brand name. Yeah, I got a grab grab.
>> My friend Demi has a series on house.
>> I'm the shadow man and I'm going to plunge the world.
>> They make for brand this entire time.
>> The shadow man.
>> I've heard it pronounced >> or he'll steal your poop and show you his I might buy some [ __ ] >> Five fingers.
>> I thinking boardly notably.
>> I'm going to get one of those bread bins.
>> Darkness. No, you won't. Oxos will protect us. We shine a light upon you.
>> I just stocked up today on their on their bags. I I get their rubbish bags.
>> They're briskas.
>> Briskas.
>> They had a sale on >> for the first time >> this week.
>> Yeah. They never have a sale at Bris.
True.
>> Yeah. First time this week they had a sale was today. I don't even know if there was a sculpt ever. I feel like I might have like somebody from a gym.
>> I got scammed trying to buy a rubbish >> flashlight to ward off the shadow.
>> You got scammed buying a >> at least 1,000 candle power.
>> Yeah, I was I was trying to buy a simple human rubbish bin and I accidentally ordered it off a fake website.
>> Defeated the shadow picks up.
>> Yeah, simple humans the courage and strength of a thousand shadows. Yeah.
Yeah. Browse house is antidonna folks.
Bought a label today.
>> Living alone's lit [ __ ] >> THE [ __ ] IS WRONG with >> Sorry about that. I was just going through >> Grouse House.
>> Make sure >> snag. If y'all haven't seen Demiy's series on Grass House, So you want to win a penis.
>> Surprised on a Sunday.
>> You need to You need to watch So You Want to Win a Penis Pump.
>> It's extremely good.
>> It's really really good.
>> I almost bought a plant, but I had >> I love Demi and her show was awesome.
I've got like seven of those mag sevens from >> I love we we need to watch We watched all those when they came out.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's really good.
>> I love Demi so much.
>> Yeah. Very not good.
>> Okay. It was Demi. Demi is a good friend.
>> 16. I think that's what my AK got me.
>> Five of them with a mag seven. I will someday get over my fear of flying and go to Australia to stay with Denny and Tom.
>> It'll be and it'll be a beautiful day.
>> You're going to lane way next year, bro.
>> This year. This year. When? No. What?
Next year.
>> It'll be next year. Pretty lineup depending to me.
>> I was watching a little video.
>> Come through, man.
>> But I'm back.
>> We can go. We can roll at laneway. Let's go rolling at laneway.
>> We can roll at laneway. Let's [ __ ] Let's do some ickies and roll.
You trying to roll?
>> Did you Did you hit the wire, Jibli?
>> I hit the wire. I'm making some plans for another rolling out of the way. This year, >> I'm opening these last going to roll >> these last three cases. I have >> It makes you feel better, Justin. I opened I turned my AK into cases and it was all very bad.
>> I'm trying to the only one.
>> Good night, bloody. Good night, bloody.
>> If you know what I mean.
>> I'm ready to roll if you know what I mean.
>> I'm getting a gold now.
>> Yes. Yes.
>> On this final.
>> How am I hitting the Y, bro? I'm calling this fuss. I'll be right back.
>> I'm getting a gold now.
>> And watch you get a gold.
Gabe hates me, man. Gabe wants me to die. Gabe sent me a message that said he's going to kill me. That's [ __ ] up.
Gabe automatically to voicemail. Are you having a laugh at me? I'm trying to roll.
>> Gabe threatened me with a firearm.
I don't have enough stuff to upgrade.
Oh, wait. Hold on.
>> Yeah, I could do a purple trade up, but I think I'd be getting rid of things that I like.
>> Yeah, same.
I sh I shan do it.
>> I'm trying to roll.
me Jski Eckis.
I was vibing so hard at laneway that someone asked me if I had any extra and I said, "What do you mean?"
And I said, "I'm on nothing, man.
This is all dopamine."
I got a M4 A1S Black Lotus from my trade up >> the Black Lotus.
>> It looks kind of nice >> like the TV show.
>> Yeah.
>> How's the wire going, Chibi? Not to pressure you.
>> The wire has being received incorrectly.
>> Oh, >> what did that mean?
>> What does that mean?
Um, there was just a bit of a confusement in the conversation. Hang on.
I'm wiring someone else right now.
Unrelated.
>> You're worrying someone.
>> I'm wiring. I'm I'm fully wired.
>> Me?
>> Totally wired.
>> Triply.
>> I haven't done I haven't done echies in like 15 years or 20 years or something, man.
I can't do it anymore.
Nah, let's [ __ ] send just one last harra, dude.
Let's jump the fence. Let's [ __ ] take in some echies and let's roll, dude.
You ready?
You ready?
I'm taking mine.
Oh, >> what's eies?
>> I didn't know you had them on hand, man.
Uh, ecstasy.
>> Oh, I thought they were like shoes.
>> Justin, you in? Justin, are you trying to roll?
>> Yeah, I'm going to roll with the Eckies.
>> Do you want to [ __ ] roll with us, dude? At Lane Festival 2027.
>> What is that?
>> It's a music >> laneway. You don't know Lane, mate?
>> No. [ __ ] bloody oak. This guy thinks he's >> I think Justin might hate every single band that would play a lane.
>> You think so?
>> Uh, maybe not every there'd be a couple.
There'd be a couple that you get into probably, but like >> Justin loves Cameron Winter and Geese.
>> I don't believe that Justin >> I read an article about how geese uh were like industry and gaming social media to get popular.
>> They're all like >> I've never heard them.
>> They're all like music school uh like Berkeley type.
>> Yeah, but they're depressed.
>> I listen I listened to them once. They Was it last year the album came out?
>> Yeah, probably. I I was like, "Oh, I'll I'll give it a go. I'll see what the fuss is all about." And then I uh I think I like one song.
>> Love takes Miles.
>> Um mostly I think >> that's not bad.
>> The guy's voice is just not it.
He sounds old.
And uh Justin did tell me one time he wants to roll to clearer. He said, "I really want to roll to clearer." So if clear, he'd come and roll with us.
>> It sounds like something Justin >> I say that a lot. Yeah. Yeah. It's like practically my catchphrase.
>> Yeah.
>> As the wire is like it's like been hitting and it's not hitting. So, I'm just spamming hello repeatedly through the line.
>> Okay.
So, no one wants to play.
>> Let me get my answer first.
>> Wait, you give them an answer.
>> No, let me get the answer through the wire first because the wire has been active.
>> Active wire.
Let me try call the wire.
Okay, >> you're you're confusing me and I'm scared >> pretty much. I'm just like harassing Hannah at this point.
>> Well, does does she not want to play?
>> I think she does. I think it's just we had a confus like the conversation. It was I asked I just I should have asked what beta Should I buy an AK-47?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
You want me to read up my lost messages?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hello. You don't place.
>> Those are good messages.
>> And then two missed calls.
Let's [ __ ] roll, man. Laneway Fest 2027. I'm buying us three tickets right now.
>> [ __ ] they're not on sale.
>> Guys, I'm opening cases in Tomachi Life, aka buying the mystery bag in the night market.
>> I got a simple living set.
That [ __ ] was great.
short sleeve shirt with tie.
>> I do need to put a terrorist from Counter Strike on my island.
>> Coin slot, whatever that is.
>> Good idea, Justin.
>> Someone in chat said it before and I was like, "Oh, wow. That's really good."
>> No, I y every idea, Eva, from chat, bro.
>> Yeah, it was chat's idea to make uh Paulie say No offense, T.
>> That's so good.
>> And it was it was genius.
>> I want to just give I want to make a terrorist on the island and all they everything is just a voice line. Like they'll cry like babies before they die and that kind of stuff.
>> Scare the sight the piss out of them.
>> I have uh I have two Pokemon on my island, Gengar and Snorlax. And I'm just going to slowly fill all of their voice lands of just them saying their name.
Can you make like creatures or is everyone a person?
>> A person. You can kind of like >> look like a creature.
>> Yeah, >> like I got some real freaks.
>> Nice.
>> On my island. Um, >> me too, man.
I got some real bad freaks.
Some of them that I've made have just gone a man. I I shouldn't have made this. This was a bad one.
Yeah, I posted one I made on I literally I was trying to make Pink Panthers last night in bed and I got so mad so I just made a [ __ ] up guy. Do you want to see him?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, I'll put it in general.
I'm gonna I I'm gonna give it like five minutes and then I might go to bed, I think.
>> No, that's fair.
>> Oh, you like him? His name's Bicycle.
>> I don't Oh, >> you don't like him?
>> Can I show him? Can I show him to chat?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know if I like him.
>> Why not? His eyes glow cuz he's so happy.
It's kind of scary.
Why?
He's um he's like Jeff the Killer or whatever.
>> No, he just was just He's just looking weird. He didn't do his hair.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Jeff, >> he's actually really nice. His name's Bicycle cuz he reminded me of another character that rides one that has another wheel.
I mean, you know, that's beautiful. I think >> Thanks.
His name's um I think I said it already.
>> Bicycle, I think, was what you said.
>> He loves to roll. This is one trait is he always says I love to roll.
Me you rolling to Olivia Rodrigo.
Imagine the vibes, man. Dude, at Lane I was looking [ __ ] pissed off every time I'd be saying something and someone would like like blow up my spot. Like real annoying lag.
>> How so?
>> Like I'd be super far back. Like tons of room around me. Someone would just like fart right in front of me.
>> I'm tired though. And >> not actually like they'd like just take the spot right in front of me. I'm like, "Bro, there's like >> there's like a foot radius around me where you can go." And you're going to go right there.
>> It's >> 52.
Hello.
I'm sorry. I'm just I'm just looking at my phone.
>> Ryan, where are you?
>> I wanted to play another Hello.
Uh, Josky, >> you'll never believe it.
>> Leave said she's down to roll at Laneway 2027. Le, >> you know Le?
>> Yeah. Is this uh >> she's down to roll with us >> on bad time to say is it a uh is it a bad time to say I don't I don't really [ __ ] with lay man.
>> Yeah, but once you roll with her like like she's different off stage like you'll you'll vibe with her I think.
Oh my god. Sab is down too. Sab. That's what I call her. Sabrina. Sab is down.
>> Sab. Huh?
>> Sab. Yeah. Sab.
How do you >> I miss Hannah?
>> No. If Hannah was here, she'd be so down to roll with Leoi.
Hang on. The wire might be hitting soon.
I feel it.
The wire was hitting all match, man.
This is a bad service all of a sudden.
>> Let's just all do five cases each and then it might be time. No, I'm never doing a case again.
>> No, I'm kind of with you, man.
>> I'm out of the case game.
>> I got I got like a $130 Glock to sell that I'll turn into cases and then >> probably be disappointed.
>> I can tell I'm upset with cases cuz I don't even feel like rolling right now.
So, I can tell I'm like my mood's off, man.
What's for dinner, y'all?
>> Don't know yet.
>> My bed.
>> [ __ ] yeah.
>> You're eating your bed?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> That's cool.
>> I decided >> one food. Oh, one food for the rest of your life, you get $100 million. What are you eating?
Uh, she might.
>> And if you break the rule, all the money you've spent, you they take it and you go into debt from like you have to repay what you spent.
>> Can't pay.
>> They kill you.
>> Oh, [ __ ] >> Can you >> I'm not going to pick pizza cuz that's too much. You can't cheat. Well, as in like what if I said like sandwich and then I could just have whatever I want on bread.
>> I think you could get sandwich.
>> Can answer protein.
>> Protein? No. So many options.
>> I'm picking Subway sandwich.
>> What?
>> Oh no.
>> Sub. I'm saying Subway sandwich.
>> That's bad.
That's not a good one to eat for the rest of your life, man.
>> That's a bad one.
>> Uh, migarine.
>> Okay.
>> Indomi specifically. I could do that.
>> Oh, that you Here's the thing, Chibi. You have like >> access to like anything, right? Or I do you have to like supply like >> No, they just It's like they just deliver it to you.
>> Okay. And so your pick is uh twominut instant indomi meals.
>> Yeah, but they're really good.
>> I don't disagree with you.
>> I >> But I think if I ate that for the rest of my life, I would [ __ ] out like all of my guts.
>> Well, see, that's the thing. You have to try pick one that's not going to be bad for you, right? So like pizza that you can't have pizza every day. That's going to [ __ ] you up. You can't have like burritos. I feel like that'd [ __ ] me up.
>> Well, pizza's so broad. You could you could do pizza, but you just like some days you have like a pizza where it's just like I don't know, bit of olive oil, bit of bit of like rocket.
Yeah.
I don't think I'd want something too KBY though.
>> It's >> 35 months of subscribing from Alex_GFY.
>> I don't think I'd want something too cubby and then you your last suggestion was like whole cub. Sorry, I'm fading fast, >> dude. I just feel like migarina, the first time I ate indie migorina, it literally like it was a taste I've never had before. It like changed my life.
>> It's good. Don't get me wrong. I love I love an indammy.
>> [ __ ] man. What am I picking, dude?
>> All right, I'm gonna I'm giving it uh 60 seconds. I'm gonna go.
>> Oh, no.
>> Oh, I've tried. I have really tried the most I can.
>> It's okay.
>> I believe you. It's been like It's been like 20 minutes.
>> Yeah, it's been a while.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know what happened.
>> It's a quiet wire.
>> The Y was so active during the game.
>> It's okay.
I'm picking.
[ __ ] man. Tacos is my favorite food. I could do that every day.
>> Tacos is good.
>> Tacos is a good job.
>> And there's enough variety there. I think I'd be all right.
>> We lost them.
>> That's okay.
>> Feeling the coal, though.
>> I am gonna I'm gonna get ready to go to bed.
Okay, fair enough. GG. One win, one loss. Can't complain, honestly.
>> I mean, I was playing so good.
>> I wouldn't even play good now cuz I'm so sleepy.
>> Unfortunate.
I have >> to start rolling.
>> I'll see y'all later.
All right, y'all.
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