I explain Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines - Live Edit

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[00:01:01]Oh, hi Mo 5055.

[00:01:07]What's up?

[00:01:09]Look, I'll I'll flip to just me with my hair going crazy this morning. Very dramatic.

[00:01:16]Very quiet. All right. Well, we can make that louder. We can make that louder.

[00:01:23]Now it's spicy. Now we're spicy though.

[00:01:26]We're feeling spicy. Spicier at least.

[00:01:34]No god, no bedtime.

[00:01:37]Wrong turn series is so unhinged.

[00:01:40]It is gross. It is one of the nastiest ones.

[00:01:49]Yeah, good thinking. Nobody wants to work. They want to They want to watch daddy cut up stuff presumably.

[00:02:01]My children are knocking. They must know that I'm streaming.

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[00:02:25]My wife likes dramatic haircuts.

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[00:02:37]Thanks for watching. I like making them even if they're hard, as you'll see as we edit.

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[00:03:48]That'll be public. You can all watch that. I live stream I live stream me editing. So, it's not that sexy. See, look.

[00:03:57]This is me editing as always. I'll show you. This is the script that we're working off of. It is quite extensive as you can see. Wrong turn just so happens to be 28,000 words. That's before improvising things with Dave.

[00:04:17]Right now I'm working on wrong turn five.

[00:04:20]And you can see these are timestamps to keep me keep so I know where I am. This will be like an actual quote if it's in parentheses in all caps. And then sometimes we just add clips in, you know, that we want to use. And that's pretty much how that works. Um, so that I've got that over here, which is fun.

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[00:04:53]Um, and then this is my edit, which right now, not a lot going on, but I started it. And then this is the movie, so I can pull it up. And then I've got all my music cues over here on the side. So, uh, shout out to No God No Bedtime's husband Dave.

[00:05:17]Yeah, Wrong Turn has a lot of sequels.

[00:05:22]Um, yeah. All right. So, now we're um, you know, we're doing stuff. Well, let me just show you like for example, we did I did obviously wrong turn four and that's kind of what the final edit give or take looks like or like wrong turn three.

[00:05:49]They get pretty complicated as you go.

[00:05:52]But this is wrong term five. It's about mountain men. Not really. It's about Oh, thanks Trev. 420. Heyo.

[00:06:02]My Monday is going just fine.

[00:06:09]What do you mean? Am I gonna do a series video on the wrong turn movies? What do you think I'm doing right now? What are you talking about? What do you think I'm editing?

[00:06:23]Okay.

[00:06:27]All right. Now we're editing. College kids. That was so winter and it's summer now. This so big and so cool it now rivals Coachella and Laala Palooa which fun fact I actually worked security for Laala Palooa around the same time that this movie came out. That was the the one year that the festival was actually safe. Nothing's getting past Jordan breeding when he's Jordan bouncing. I said not at all >> because I fell asleep every night. I did the >> It's actually true. I I this is all a true story. That's why I wanted to bring you all into this special moment for us.

[00:07:05]Also, all of Dave's lines are up here.

[00:07:08]It's not his mic. It's just the camera mic. But >> except not at all because I fell asleep.

[00:07:13]I did the night.

[00:07:15]>> Oh, let me actually just leave it. We don't need that much Dave. Sleep every night. I did the night shift because I made one extra dollar per hour. I had to guard whatever.

[00:07:25]And of course, I fell asleep because not like a hero. I fell asleep and I woke up and some guy dressed in corpse paint was like, "Hey man, trying to like find the bathroom or something scared the out of me. Holy hell."

[00:07:40]>> I was like I was like I was like >> It's true. This is all true.

[00:07:48]>> I was uh I think it was after my junior year of college maybe.

[00:07:55]Uh, wait. 2011 might have been after my sophomore year of college. I was like I WAS LIKE I WAS LIKE LAVA PALOOA. IT'S NOT even like a you know all the acts are like bony there. And I don't even think I had a radio. Like what was I going to do if we got attacked? This festival is not safe.

[00:08:25]>> Okay, there you go. That's the story.

[00:08:28]Uh, that's the story.

[00:08:35]I don't know. I I didn't even write that in the scripts and I don't even know where I am. Uh, all right. Where am I? What am I doing?

[00:08:48]Who am I? Okay. Doing this. We're doing this. I don't even think I had a radio.

[00:08:52]Like what was I going to do if we got attacked? But this festival is not safe as evidenced by this mean.

[00:09:01]>> Young people from all officials concerned on this night.

[00:09:05]>> A minute to get up.

[00:09:09]>> So [ __ ] you.

[00:09:10]>> Oh, sorry for the swears. Wait, why is this all Hold on.

[00:09:22]me. So [ __ ] This festival is not safe.

[00:09:31]>> So [ __ ] you.

[00:09:34]>> All right, let me get this right. Hold on.

[00:09:37]Here are like bony there. And I don't even think I had a radio. Like what was I going to do if we got attacked? This festival is not safe.

[00:09:51]So, >> this is way off.

[00:09:59]>> Why is it so off? Is it off this hole?

[00:10:01]>> So, [ __ ] you.

[00:10:02]>> As evidenced by this mean reporter as evidenced by this mean reporter lady running into, you guessed it, >> go home.

[00:10:20]Oh, that's loud. Goodness. Hold on.

[00:10:22]Sorry.

[00:10:25]Sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:10:32]As evidenced BY THIS.

[00:10:35]>> AH, IT'S still so loud. I'm sorry.

[00:10:47]Sorry. This is gross. Hold on. We're going to zoom in. We're going to slow down. We're going to zoom in.

[00:10:56]Okay. Also, thank you for the 690. Yay.

[00:11:01]As evidenced by this mean just not use that by this mean reporter lady running into you got Okay, where am I? Uh, a bunch of cannibals in the woods.

[00:11:28]Okay, >> you know what? I'm sick of this. You know what? I'm sick of this.

[00:11:35]>> Does that feel really loud still? Am I crazy? Why does that feel so much louder than me?

[00:11:44]Lower this a little bit.

[00:11:47]Lean into, you guessed it, a bunch of cannibals in the woods. I start >> You know what?

[00:11:57]>> I'm sick of this.

[00:11:59]>> I started sick of this.

[00:12:06]You know what I should do?

[00:12:07]>> I was born sick of this. Should get a little Bane mask.

[00:12:12]Little Bane mask. PNG images.

[00:12:20]So, another thing that I do um is I always have my little Photoshop open in case I need to I made a Mario hat earlier, but now I'm going to make So, I should delete that one. Make me a little bane mask. Oh, never mind. It's already uh transparent, so I don't even need to do that. So, I'm going to take this little thing, pop it right here.

[00:12:40]Take it right here.

[00:12:51]See if I can get this to match my face.

[00:12:53]Oh, so good.

[00:12:58]And then start right here.

[00:13:01]It'll be fully off fully off screen.

[00:13:10]And then we'll kind of track it around with these here key frames.

[00:13:31]Oh, I'm going lower.

[00:13:38]He had like a slight He had like a slight robotic thing to his voice, right?

[00:13:47]So if I did like a maybe like a delay thing.

[00:13:55]I'm looking for effects delay.

[00:14:00]If I go in here, try to make it all robot.

[00:14:06]>> I was born sick of this.

[00:14:08]>> Yeah, there we go.

[00:14:11]I was born sick of this.

[00:14:13]>> Back of the line, sister, is my point. A kindly.

[00:14:19]Okay. All right.

[00:14:23]Yeah, Arby's is definitely evil. Um, yeah.

[00:14:30]Hey, fun fact. They do season they the cannibals do season somebody in the fourth movie. Inexplicably, they like are cooking onions and potatoes with the human meat, which they never knew had done before and never do again. Of this. I was born sick of this.

[00:14:51]>> Back of the line, sister is my point. a uh feels like I should get the mold.

[00:15:00]I'm going to make that reference anyway.

[00:15:04]Um Dark Night Rises. Sure. I've used this before.

[00:15:12]No. No.

[00:15:15]Oh yeah. You think darkness is your ally?

[00:15:19]360. No. No.

[00:15:23]Dark Knight Rises. So, this is one where I uh don't actually have an idea.

[00:15:37]So, I'm just going to think I'm just going to make something up.

[00:15:47]You think darkness is your ally? You >> what? Where did the audio go?

[00:15:56]What the heck?

[00:16:02]Why are you going? Is this cuz I'm streaming? Is that how smart streaming is now?

[00:16:09]All right, we'll come back to it then. A kindly old man helps her hide from the cannibals after they chop her fingers off. Never mind.

[00:16:19]God.

[00:16:19]>> What?

[00:16:22]>> This this hers off.

[00:16:33]Never mind. He kills her even worse and cuts off her whole other hand, which makes a five as in wrong. Which makes a five.

[00:16:49]as in wrong turn five as in high five.

[00:16:54]This is the cutting me out thing that I'm able to do a lot.

[00:17:00]There aren't five of these, dog. There are seven of them.

[00:17:11]Oops.

[00:17:14]What?

[00:17:22]Um, put a little thrash music here.

[00:17:35]>> As in wrong turn five. As in high five for wrong turns.

[00:17:39]>> So, okay. Uh, >> oh, everybody's going to get mad about the bird.

[00:17:42]>> Hand, will you?

[00:17:44]Hey, give me a hand, will you?

[00:17:49]Then I'm going to use that clip.

[00:17:55]>> Very funny because I like this one.

[00:18:02]>> That's very funny.

[00:18:05]>> Amazing. Well done.

[00:18:10]All right. I don't know why this is all screwed up. Trying to make it square pixel.

[00:18:18]Hey, give me a hand, will you?

[00:18:24]>> Fun fact, that's Pen Head from Hellraiser.

[00:18:28]>> Hey, give me a hand, will you?

[00:18:31]>> That's very funny.

[00:18:32]>> So, okay. Apparently, the old guy is the gas station dude from the first two movies and the father.

[00:18:39]Okay.

[00:18:43]>> You [ __ ] idiot.

[00:18:46]Christ.

[00:18:50]>> You're such a slob. Can you try and be a little bit cleaner for for me? You're such a slob.

[00:18:58]I feel like that's gonna come up.

[00:19:00]>> Can you try and be a little bit cleaner for me?

[00:19:04]>> We'll do that. We'll do that. We'll do that. We'll do that. Um Okay.

[00:19:11]Okay, the old guys thing. Um, okay.

[00:19:17]>> And Julian's great idea.

[00:19:20]>> Oh my god.

[00:19:23]>> Pretend you didn't see >> Never leave.

[00:19:25]>> Uh, NEVER EVER LEAVE.

[00:19:32]Somebody found then you got you don't live in some goddamn hospital in the middle of nowhere anymore. You live closer TO CIVILIZATION. A LOT [ __ ] CLOSER. I have been doing this for 30 years.

[00:19:45]>> Okay. And the father of the three cannibals from the insane asylum last movie. But other than he sucks and is evil, he seems loads more normal than his sons. Like what? Hold on a second.

[00:19:57]Where am I now? Gosh, I cannot Okay. 11:10 says you live in my house.

[00:20:03]>> YOU DON'T LIVE IN CUZ I NEVER LEAVE [ __ ] BEHIND. SWEAR TO [ __ ] GOD. You treat.

[00:20:10]You have a lock and key by now. If I haven't across it.

[00:20:14]>> You live in my [ __ ] house now.

[00:20:17]>> You live in my [ __ ] house now.

[00:20:20]>> Okay.

[00:20:22]Last movie. But other than he sucks at his evil, he seems loads more normal than his sons. Like what happened to cause such a dramatic drop off in a single generation sexiness wise? Oh yeah, that excuse. Maybe he like dipped his balls in I think they're saying that they're really >> and have sex with your sister. It's because of poison. It's capitalism fault. They would just be very >> series and they're not doing a good job of following his very safe rules.

[00:20:38]>> I don't really >> you live in my [ __ ] >> All right. Sorry. We're we're getting out of order because these movies are already very confusing to me.

[00:20:51]Okay. From the Insane Asylum last movie.

[00:20:54]But other than he he sucks and is evil, he seems load. All right, so we need him with his sons. Oh my gosh, this nudity.

[00:21:08]Oh my god.

[00:21:15]Actually, let me just get him in the woods.

[00:21:27]All right.

[00:21:30]Funny face.

[00:21:34]Oh, yeah.

[00:21:39]All right. All right. Now we're getting somewhere.

[00:21:44]He seems loads more normal than his sons. Like, what happened to cause such a dramatic drop off in a single generation sexiness wise. Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay.

[00:22:04]Asylum last movie. But other than he sucks and is evil, he seems loads more normal than his sons. Like what happened to cause such a dramatic drop off?

[00:22:16]He is a goodlook man.

[00:22:25]drop off in a single generation. The sexiness wise. Oh yeah, that excuse.

[00:22:29]Maybe he like dipped his ball.

[00:22:34]Oh yeah, it's like the paper mills thing.

[00:22:39]Oh, am I gonna find it?

[00:22:45]>> Where does he talk about that?

[00:22:51]Even worse, >> he's been infected by anthra.

[00:22:54]>> This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

[00:23:04]Where is >> This is not the most elegant editing I've ever done in my life. Sorry to say it. All right, hold on. We're gonna figure it out, though. We're going to go to red red dead dead end.

[00:23:17]We're going to find the nasty guy that Henry Rollins runs into at some point.

[00:23:26]Blah blah blah blah blah blah etc etc. Talking eating human meat. Love it. We love Okay. Somewhere in here. Come out.

[00:23:35]I stay clear myself.

[00:23:38]>> How many of those freaks are out there?

[00:23:43]>> You lucky son way to bring him to the surface.

[00:23:57]What's going on?

[00:24:09]You know what I need? I need the wrong turn to transcript so I can just read this crap. I guess I could just transcript the video, but we're already here. So, uh, poison.

[00:24:27]Nope. No poison word.

[00:24:30]chemical.

[00:24:32]Okay, this is not working.

[00:24:35]Guys, everything I do is really tight and good and efficient.

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[00:25:22]I stay clear.

[00:25:38]There it is. Goodness gracious, that took forever.

[00:25:44]>> Okay.

[00:25:52]>> Oh god. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

[00:25:57]overshot it.

[00:25:59]>> Chemicals changed them.

[00:26:04]>> Just the chemicals changed them.

[00:26:08]>> Okay, we're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there.

[00:26:12]>> Mr. Chemical changed them.

[00:26:14]>> Feels like something needs to be louder than that.

[00:26:16]>> Oh yeah, that excuse. Maybe he like dipped his balls in it. I think they're saying that they're real ugly now because of the poison.

[00:26:24]>> Oh, not the Not the inbreeding.

[00:26:31]>> Oh, not the >> not the in the inbreeding again. They're like, >> you wouldn't be gross just because you eat humans and have sex with your sister. It's because of poison. It's capitalism's fault. They would just be very innocently eating people and having sex with each other if it wasn't for capitalism. But he capitalism, but he claims >> you try and be a little bit cleaner for Can you try and be a little bit cleaner for me?

[00:27:09]>> What?

[00:27:09]>> You look like a pig. Hold this. But he claims he's been doing this uh killing and this uh killing and eating people, not dipping his balls in poison, I guess, for 30 years, which is how long it feels like I've been watching this movie series. And they're not doing a good job of following his very safe rules.

[00:27:36]>> You live in You live in my [ __ ] house now.

[00:27:44]>> I don't really understand any of that, but I guess Okay, >> this is also technically a prequel, but like a mid prequel between the actual prequel and the main movie timeline.

[00:27:54]Like a mid Wait, what? Guys, I don't know what's going on.

[00:28:02]>> Cool. Very cool.

[00:28:05]Even cooler, this southern daddy is played by the same British guy who did Pin Head, and he's also pretty bad at accents, but it's covered.

[00:28:16]>> I got all our party favors arranged by >> Okay, we're going to see it again. Close your eyes.

[00:28:23]>> 30 years and I have never had to move.

[00:28:28]And I have never had to move.

[00:28:32]And he's also >> So that's pretty good. But >> Swear to [ __ ] go. Swear to [ __ ] god, you three pin heads.

[00:28:41]>> Oh, he said it. He said it.

[00:28:43]>> Swear to [ __ ] god, you three pinheads.

[00:28:51]>> Swear the [ __ ] >> You said pen head.

[00:29:00]I'm sure I have a clip of something like Yeah. Family Guy. Knew it.

[00:29:14]Who said it? Who said it?

[00:29:19]Actually, might just do it this way.

[00:29:26]Um, hi weirdos.

[00:29:32]>> I'm technically on the internet right now. Are you tap dancing?

[00:29:39]>> Yeah.

[00:29:42]>> Are you guys going somewhere?

[00:29:45]>> Okay.

[00:29:47]Well, just so you know. Okay. Bye.

[00:29:51]>> Oh, gotcha. Well, that'll be fun. Get me a good book.

[00:29:56]I didn't write anything for you on the book.

[00:30:00]>> You didn't.

[00:30:09]>> Hi everybody.

[00:30:11]>> I'm going do a pin head PNG here.

[00:30:16]>> Bye.

[00:30:18]>> I know I said bye.

[00:30:26]Um, there we go.

[00:30:31]So, I got to get this pin head head, which is going to be here.

[00:30:39]Get the background.

[00:30:41]Delete this stuff.

[00:30:45]Export this pin head. Head head, which maybe I already had, but now I definitely have it.

[00:30:52]And then we're gonna go here. I mean here this do this.

[00:31:00]We're gonna we're gonna do the opacity thing and zero. So now swear to God you three PIN HEADS. HE SAID IT. He said it.

[00:31:24]Okay.

[00:31:29]>> He said it. He said it.

[00:31:30]>> No, I'll just leave it. Okay. All right.

[00:31:32]I'm going to pee. Well, why don't you just watch what I already have? Okay.

[00:31:37]That'd be fun. That'd be fun.

[00:31:41]Now, I'll get there.

[00:31:44]>> This is part two of the prequel saga. as the rich tapestry of this story could obviously not be contained to just one film. And it kicks off with a lore update alert. Apparently, our favorite cannibal town was established in 1814, but probably completely disappeared by 1817. And nobody knows why. Holy [ __ ] All this time, I was assuming it had been established in 1815. It disappeared in 1819. This changes everything.

[00:32:10]Tyanide Kool-Aid. I shing it after all. Well, nobody knows why they disappeared except for one of these random characters.

[00:32:19]>> Halloween night 1817, the entire town was ravaged by hillbillies in the largest massacre in the state's history.

[00:32:25]>> Yeah, and you are the only person who knows, >> but nobody else knows. Distraction nonincest tent sex scene.

[00:32:32]>> I love you, Billy.

[00:32:33]>> Do you think she's talking to the boy, or is the tent that they're in named Billy? It's pretty sweet tent. I could see myself falling in love with it.

[00:32:41]Guess I call my tent Gary.

[00:32:45]>> You paused pretty weird on that.

[00:32:49]>> Well, I guess it's the boy, but also more like Billy Blue Balls because he and his womanly lover, Cruz, are pranked by their three other friends, Lita, Gus, and Julia, dressed up as hillbillies.

[00:33:01]Because once again, pranks are just an inexplicably socially acceptable excuse to act like total dicks. Oh, and why did they bring along evil hillbilly costumes?

[00:33:10]>> For a Mountain Man festival, we thought we'd dress up.

[00:33:13]>> That's right. Forget all those missing college kids. That was so winter and it's summer now. This so big and so cool, it now rivals Coachella and La Palooa, which fun fact, I actually worked security for La Palooa around the same time that this movie came out. That was the one year that the festival was actually safe. Nothing's getting past Jordan breeding when he's Jordan bouncing. Except not at all because I fell asleep every night. I did the night shift because I made one extra dollar per hour. I had to guard whatever. And of course I fell asleep because not like a hero. I fell asleep and I woke up and some guy dressed in corpse paint was like, "Hey man, trying to like find the bathroom or something scared the out of me. Holy hell." I WAS LIKE I WAS like scared the was like llama palooa it's not even a you know all the acts are like pony I don't even got a radio if we got tax this is not safe >> so [ __ ] you >> as evidenced >> by this mean reporter lady gosh it's still so loud running into you guessed it a bunch of cannibals in the woods >> you know What? I'm sick of this.

[00:34:27]>> I started sick of this. I was born sick of this.

[00:34:30]>> Back of line, sister, is my point. A kindly old helps her hide from the cannibals after they chop her fingers off. Never mind. He kills her even worse and cuts off her whole other hand to face a five. As in wrong turn five pie, as in high five for wrong turns.

[00:34:40]>> Hey, give me a hand, William.

[00:34:42]>> That's very funny.

[00:34:43]>> Okay. Apparently, the old guy is the gas station dude from the first two movies and the father of the three cannibals from the Insane Asylum last movie. But other than that, he sucks and is evil.

[00:34:47]He seems loads more normal than his sons. Like, what happened to cause such a dramatic drop off in a single generation? Sexiness.

[00:34:51]>> Did your chemical shake?

[00:34:52]>> Oh, yeah. That excuse. Maybe he like dipped his balls in it. I think they're saying that they're really happy now because the poison they're like you wouldn't >> gosh I keep getting >> poison capitalism fault they would just be very innocently eating people having sex with each other if it wasn't for capitalis but killing and eating well not dipping balls of poison I guess for 30 years which is how long I've been watching THIS MOVIE SERIES AND THEY'RE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB OF FOLLOWING is very safe rules.

[00:35:24]>> You live in my house now.

[00:35:25]>> I don't really understand any of that.

[00:35:26]But I guess this is also technically a prequel, but like a mid prequel between the actual prequel and the main movie timeline. Like a midquel. Very cool.

[00:35:30]Even cooler, this southern daddy is played by the same British guy who did Pin Head. And he's also pretty bad.

[00:35:36]Where the god you TREAT PINHEADS. HE SAID IT. He said it.

[00:35:40]>> But it's covered up by every single other actor in this movie also being from the British Isles as far as I can tell. And they're all And they're all bad at accents. Why would >> All right, let's find another example.

[00:35:56]Oh my gosh.

[00:35:58]>> I don't want to go.

[00:35:59]>> Oh, come on, baby. We're almost there.

[00:36:01]>> No, I don't want to celebrate a massacre.

[00:36:04]>> It's innocent. Just go tonight. We'll leave tomorrow. Okay, come on, Cruz.

[00:36:06]Just one night. Huh?

[00:36:08]>> And then they cooked the fair res. And then they cooked the fair residence of Fair Lake.

[00:36:14]Cook the Fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:36:17]>> The Fair Residence.

[00:36:18]>> Created a huge bonfire.

[00:36:21]created a huge bonfire.

[00:36:23]>> That's actually I'm curious if any of them are Irish long-term five cast like this guy. Huge bonfire. Ah, he created a huge bonfire.

[00:36:35]Uh, my favorite part of the video process is either doing the actually the number one is doing the second pass of the script after Cesar and Logan have pitched their jokes and I start to like put it all together.

[00:36:49]That's my favorite part.

[00:36:52]Um because it's fun. Oh, he's Australian.

[00:36:56]Okay.

[00:36:58]Created a huge bonfire and then they cooked the fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:37:03]The hillbillies hauled all the bodies up to the woods.

[00:37:07]Legend has it. Every inhabitant disappeared.

[00:37:11]The entire town was ravaged by hillbilly. Local miners didn't get along too well with the hill people. The hillbillies hauled all the bodies up to the created a huge bonfire and then they cooked the fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:37:26]>> Trying to think of a better >> Maybe I'm a budding entrepreneur.

[00:37:31]>> Why do we have to come all the way out here >> and I want to keep it that way?

[00:37:35]>> Is this guy British too?

[00:37:38]Simon Genty?

[00:37:40]Sure seems like it.

[00:37:44]Simon Genty.

[00:37:49]He's known as an actor.

[00:37:52]Uh, where born? Simon Genty.

[00:37:58]Birmingham, England.

[00:38:01]Some X for when we go trick-or-treating and some shrooms for when the bands start playing. Oh, >> so Bill, you've been out of school for two semesters now. What are your parents?

[00:38:09]>> First up, some chronic, which you're participating in. First up, some crunt.

[00:38:15]I've made an exception. In honor of this weekend and Julian's >> the other guy's worse.

[00:38:20]>> Local miners didn't get along too well with the hill people. 17.

[00:38:26]Just just blood. Lots of it. It's the entire town. Every inhabitant disappend has it the hillbillies hauled all the bodies up to the woods, created a huge bonfire, and then they cooked the fair residents of Fair Lake. And then they cook the fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:38:46]>> All right.

[00:38:47]>> And then they cook the fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:38:49]>> Why would British people be attracted to playing isolated weirdos with up teeth who eat weird? I don't know.

[00:38:57]Some mysteries just don't have answers.

[00:38:59]Elsewhere.

[00:39:04]Oh man. Uh, okay. I wonder if I have the like England's Welcome to England.

[00:39:24]Welcome to England.

[00:39:28]A YouTube poop midv video to hype a joke.

[00:39:33]Which joke?

[00:39:34]>> And then they ate them.

[00:39:36]>> Want to go?

[00:39:37]>> Oh, come on, baby. created a huge bonfire and then they cooked the fair residents of Fair Lake you all down you do as I say lock and key by now if I hadn't happened across you swear to [ __ ] I have been doing this for 30 years and I have never had to move.

[00:40:09]And I have I have never had to move.

[00:40:16]I have never had to move.

[00:40:18]>> Welcome to England.

[00:40:19]>> I don't know. Some mystery.

[00:40:23]>> I don't know. We'll get We'll come back.

[00:40:24]>> That's where a couple cops chat. One of them a couple cops chat.

[00:40:38]Oh my god.

[00:40:40]Six for the occasion.

[00:40:42]>> No, he's very excited.

[00:40:45]>> I know. It's my >> You sure you don't want to come?

[00:40:48]>> I've got a job to do.

[00:40:50]>> You need to learn to relax a bit. Always so by the buck, right? Like we're in the military.

[00:40:56]>> Discipline, junior, is a good tool to use in life >> tonight of kids. Such a pain in the sir.

[00:41:05]shortly.

[00:41:06]>> Sheriff Carter >> guy who invite me along.

[00:41:09]>> Looking forward to the trip.

[00:41:10]>> Yeah. Think about meeting 30 on six for the occasion. It's like you license this year.

[00:41:14]>> I know. He's very excited.

[00:41:14]>> He's the guy invited.

[00:41:15]>> I know. That's why I married him.

[00:41:16]>> You should be the one.

[00:41:17]>> I got a job to do.

[00:41:18]>> Relax. Like a book. I just like >> Sheriff Carter.

[00:41:22]>> Who is this sheriff Greener County?

[00:41:25]>> I'm the only sheriff in Green Bry County.

[00:41:27]>> Still doesn't mean you're not sexy.

[00:41:31]>> Doesn't mean you're not sexy.

[00:41:34]is the sheriff. Never said it.

[00:41:37]>> Doesn't mean you're not sexy.

[00:41:38]>> Never said it didn't mean that, but good to know, husband. I look for >> All right, so let me get a clip of >> them chatting.

[00:41:51]Ah, Elsewhere, we'll put some cop music under this.

[00:42:02]Voodoo.

[00:42:03]>> A couple cops chat. One of them is the sheriff.

[00:42:06]>> Doesn't mean you're not sexy.

[00:42:07]>> Never said it didn't mean that, but good to know, husband. I look forward to you bringing me some lasagna tonight.

[00:42:14]>> Excited.

[00:42:14]>> He's a good guy to me.

[00:42:16]>> I know. That's why I married him.

[00:42:17]>> You sure you don't?

[00:42:18]>> Hey, I just blew off the second I'm headed home.

[00:42:20]>> That's good.

[00:42:21]>> Junior's buying a new rifle this weekend.

[00:42:23]>> Tell him we'll make him a better shot.

[00:42:24]>> Yeah, I already did.

[00:42:25]>> I'm going to fix some lasagna tonight for dinner.

[00:42:28]>> I'm going to fix some lasagna tonight for dinner.

[00:42:31]I'll stop by and bring you some.

[00:42:33]>> Oh, simmer down. Me some las. I look forward to you bringing me some lasagna tonight. Well, simmer down, Dave. I'm sure we'll get to see it on screen. It's going to be really busy with the festival and because there's no security guard who's like 20 years old and keeps falling asleep during the night shift because he spends his mornings reading Hunger Game instead of going to watch any bands. Without that guy, you got to protect the festival. Anyway, >> great. The call first is going to be great.

[00:43:06]>> That would be great.

[00:43:10]>> We'll get to see it on.

[00:43:13]>> That would be great.

[00:43:14]>> It's going to be really busy. I already got to protect the festival anyway.

[00:43:19]>> Call you later. Bye, honey. Then I'll bring it to you there.

[00:43:22]>> Call first. It's going to be a busy night.

[00:43:25]>> Then I'll bring it to you there. I'll call you later. Bye, honey.

[00:43:28]you tonight for dinner.

[00:43:29]>> Blew off the second shift on >> Sheriff Carter.

[00:43:32]>> A big night for drunk and disorderly.

[00:43:34]>> Of kids. Mob of mob of kids. Such a pain in the kester.

[00:43:41]>> Should be a big night for drunk and disorder. Should be a big night for drunk and disorderly.

[00:43:48]>> Okay. Anyway, and as we know from previous movies, a sheriff lives at the sheriff's station and literally is never off duty unless they can come up with a decent enough excuse to go impound some Wendy's chili. So, okay, now we're getting into it.

[00:44:06]Oh, back at camp.

[00:44:09]Oh no, we're backing up. Ah, time is a circle and I don't know where it ends.

[00:44:19]Wake and bake, brother.

[00:44:21]>> Wake and bake, brother.

[00:44:23]>> Wake and bake, brother.

[00:44:27]>> Wake and bake, brother.

[00:44:28]>> Back at camp, Billy's over the whole everybody scene is cocking balls and his fully nude girlfriend thing. And he's ready to deal some drugs. Girlfriend thing.

[00:44:41]And he's ready to deal some drugs.

[00:44:44]>> It is the one with Doug Bradley. It's very bad. It's very bad. They're all bad, but this one >> he's ready to deal some drugs.

[00:44:51]>> Billy embodies.

[00:44:54]>> You're such a slob.

[00:44:55]>> Time.

[00:44:56]>> All right. All right. Check. I got all our party favors arranged by date and time. So, this is Penny's overhead, but in honor of this weekend's great idea for us to come. I've made an except first some chronic.

[00:45:08]>> Oh, there you go. Billy, >> we got to do it. We got to do it. Can anybody guess what clip I'm going to get?

[00:45:21]What? Wait, do I not have it? Oh, because it's called Where's Thought I was?

[00:45:35]Oh, maybe I don't have it. I thought I would have used it by now. Well, fun lazy Sunday.

[00:45:50]Uh, it will come out August 13th.

[00:46:00]Uh, I was not an English minor.

[00:46:13]downloading this thing.

[00:46:18]It's taking its time in general. It's going real slow right now, but I use this 4K video downloader plus thing. It's pretty great except that it's really slow these days and I don't know why.

[00:46:32]Am I losing my mind? Why is it feels like I should have had this by now.

[00:46:57]Well, in theory it's downloading.

[00:47:04]Come on, man.

[00:47:08]I can't move on, right? Yeah. That that's a thing that I get into about them keeping Doug Bradley alive is he like keeps making deals with them and I'm like, you're no place to make deals.

[00:47:28]You're like a convicted murderer. Like they were looking for a murderer. Come on, download.

[00:47:40]Come on, you stupid program. Why are you being so bad?

[00:47:49]Art of the deal. Come on. All right, we'll we'll come back to it. I'll make a little mark.

[00:47:57]First up, some chronic >> Billy embodies the American spirit of commerce and perseverance and being totally cool with everybody seeing your girlfriend naked and also your big fat hog. Thomas Jefferson famously only sold his hemp to people after having them look at his cocking balls. Oh, I wonder if he's dealt to the stoner.

[00:48:19]Here's a question. Is there a Thomas Jefferson painting or I can unnecessarily blur his cocking balls.

[00:48:49]Let's see. Let's see how creative we can get in this whole Photoshop here.

[00:48:54]I don't think this is going to work very well, but let's see if I could put like that.

[00:49:12]Maybe there's not even a fill, but then I add a blur to it. No, mosaic.

[00:49:18]How does this even work? This probably won't work.

[00:49:24]Make it white.

[00:49:27]Make it kind of whatever. Okay.

[00:49:32]This is This is where we're about to see the limitations of me.

[00:49:39]Yeah. Whatever.

[00:49:52]Where's even his crotch? There.

[00:49:56]Um, actually do it more like that.

[00:50:15]Perfect.

[00:50:19]That That's good enough for what we're going for.

[00:50:26]Jefferson, you crazy devil.

[00:50:31]After having them look at him and then Put some fancy music here after having them look at his cocking balls. Oh, I wonder if he Hey, thank you, Mudslinger Walks.

[00:51:12]I'm so glad that you have a six-pack now after having them look at his coffin balls. Oh, I wonder if he's dealt to the stoners from the first film. You got to make make sure that the cannibal cinematic universe stories all align. But Julian is like 66. By the way, did you know that this festival exists because in 187 because in 1817 some local miners got in a fight with some hillbillies and they were all killed and most likely eaten on Halloween. And then 200 years later, they started a music festival about it.

[00:51:51]>> What makes you think I would want to know that? Who >> chronic which you're participating in?

[00:51:58]>> Problem was no bodies were found.

[00:52:03]Legend has it the hillbillies hauled all the bodies up to the woods, created a huge bonfire, and then they cooked the fair residents of Fair Lake.

[00:52:15]The hillbillies hauled all the bodies up to the woods, created a huge bonfire.

[00:52:22]I don't even need that.

[00:52:26]Um, let me go back to this.

[00:52:43]is the best.

[00:52:54]>> There it is. All right.

[00:52:59]First up, some chronic >> Billy embodies the American.

[00:53:04]>> Got it. Crushed it.

[00:53:07]>> Cocking balls.

[00:53:12]>> Oh my gosh. Why is it downloading so slow today?

[00:53:17]All right. Well, let's make another one.

[00:53:19]>> Well, then you are in the minority.

[00:53:21]Report, Tom Cruz.

[00:53:28]Um 920.

[00:53:29]>> And then they ate them.

[00:53:33]>> Oh, that's actually funny.

[00:53:34]>> And then they ate them.

[00:53:42]>> Okay. You know what? I don't want to go.

[00:53:44]>> Oh, come on, baby. Bro's there.

[00:53:45]>> No, I want to celebrate a massacre.

[00:53:47]Celebrate a No, I don't want to celebrate a massacre.

[00:53:54]I don't want to celebrate a massacre.

[00:53:59]>> Well, then you are in the minority report. Tom Cruz landed that pun plane.

[00:54:04]They head They head to the festival but see Mean Daddy in the They head to the festival but see Mean Daddy in the road. And wrong turn five.

[00:54:20]ride into >> with me.

[00:54:27]>> Yeah.

[00:54:29]Serious.

[00:54:36]>> Sorry, this is loud. I'm making it quieter.

[00:54:44]Actually, I'm gonna do something that Brian Slack, who edited the second one, actually did. He grabbed Shrek and kept putting him everywhere.

[00:55:06]But when Oh, that's like my favorite thing. All right, let me see if I can figure this out.

[00:55:24]All right, hold on.

[00:55:43]This is so stupid, but it's so fun. Oh, man.

[00:55:48]And I'll be able to uh block it better, too.

[00:55:53]I'll show you. I'll show you.

[00:55:58]I guess he needs to be growing as this goes, huh?

[00:56:19]Okay. So, we can now take this shot and we can grab the just the dashboard probably.

[00:56:34]Get all that too.

[00:56:38]We'll do this.

[00:56:40]And then we can do that. And then it will look like a tree.

[00:56:46]>> I guess they need to dodge him, huh?

[00:56:50]All right.

[00:56:59]I'll do the same thing in a second.

[00:57:06]Does he ever turn the other way?

[00:57:09]Yeah, there we go.

[00:57:14]Oh, this is so stupid.

[00:57:26]>> Hi, buddy. You going to the library?

[00:57:28]>> Yeah.

[00:57:30]You want to come with us?

[00:57:31]>> I would love to come with you, but I have to do work today, unfortunately.

[00:57:39]>> Uh, there was a time when Swedes seemed to want those.

[00:57:42]>> Hi, >> Hi, baby.

[00:57:46]I'm doing some goofy work stuff.

[00:57:49]Yeah, that's Shrek. You haven't even seen Shrek yet, have you?

[00:57:53]>> Of course, we got a book that >> Oh, you got a Shrek book?

[00:57:57]>> Yeah. That's fun. I didn't know that.

[00:58:01]>> You listen to like a Shrek story.

[00:58:04]>> Yeah.

[00:58:08]>> Look, it looks like he's about to bonk into Shrek.

[00:58:12]>> Oh, wait. I got to cut that.

[00:58:20]>> A tree.

[00:58:22]>> Okay. I just bumped into a tree.

[00:58:24]>> He just bumped into a tree. He almost ran into Shrek.

[00:58:29]Isa is making her internet debut as is Calvin.

[00:58:34]>> That's fine.

[00:58:43]>> Right. About what?

[00:58:46]>> Because of them.

[00:58:50]>> Okay.

[00:58:59]Okay, sweet. Check it out.

[00:59:05]>> It just has It's just Shrek is there for a second. You want to see this, Mom? You see how well he did?

[00:59:10]>> I guess >> you don't have to look there. It looks like they're about to bonk and shredd.

[00:59:21]>> No, the movie. Uh, >> no. Hold on. How do I even display this?

[00:59:29]Sorry. It's that guy.

[00:59:33]>> I thought so.

[00:59:38]>> Yeah.

[00:59:41]>> Anyway, that's it.

[00:59:49]Bye, everybody. Yeah, that's several of my children.

[01:00:00]I'm going to eat a Kind bar sponsored by Kind Bar.

[01:00:27]to a tree quick ride into the road and wrong turn five INTO FIVE.

[01:00:41]QUICK, get out and plant a bottle a tree.

[01:00:47]Quick, get out and plant a bottle of whiskey on the tree so that the insurance company doesn't deny your claim. Look, the tree was drunk. It got in front of my Look, the tree was drunk. He got in front of my car. You can see the the bottle.

[01:01:06]>> Mean daddy pretend Sure.

[01:01:12]I'm doing ASMR stuff now.

[01:01:32]I'm so inefficient. It's crazy.

[01:01:49]Um, I feel like the end thing would be funny.

[01:02:03]Wonder if I could do If I had him throwing a smashing one of the cars, maybe a car. You can see the bottle. being about to do something very crazy.

[01:02:48]Um, how do I do this?

[01:02:53]I guess I need to cut out this freaking end, which I don't think the computer's going to understand because it's a tree.

[01:03:01]a tree person.

[01:03:10]So, need that part.

[01:03:15]Okay.

[01:03:17]Okay.

[01:03:19]I guess I got to make it all the way up here.

[01:03:24]This is not going to look good. Okay, that doesn't work.

[01:03:43]I think that'll be good enough.

[01:03:51]Let me just change that rock to a bottle of whiskey.

[01:04:02]No. Yes.

[01:04:14]Move that background.

[01:04:22]Should I do this?

[01:05:29]Okay, this doesn't make any sense.

[01:05:31]obviously, but that's good enough. Okay, look. That's going to be a millisecond joke.

[01:06:05]Mean daddy pretends to be dead, but he isn't dead because acting.

[01:06:18]You guys I feel like there's a clip of that somewhere. We're gonna find it. We're gonna find it. We're going to find it.

[01:07:00]Look. All right. We're It We're going to fix it as we go. Audio engineer, calm down.

[01:07:24]acting.

[01:07:41]Oops. that.

[01:07:45]Gosh, I don't know why this keeps happening now. It's like weird stretched. I don't know how to turn it off. It didn't used to do that acting.

[01:08:02]British people are famous for it. So the three dead because acting British people are famous for it >> acting.

[01:08:16]>> So the three guys kicked the ever loving out of him which is a genius strategy because if he was dead kicking him wouldn't change anything and if he wasn't dead he might be British. No, except [ __ ] you.

[01:09:00]>> [ __ ] you.

[01:09:08]Okay. Having some troubles today, but we're gonna make it work.

[01:09:29]>> He might be British. No.

[01:09:32]>> Except his cannibalis can except except his cannibal sons are just about to start blasting with some air.

[01:09:53]These cannibal sons are just about to start blasting with some arrows. But right then, the definitely still sexy cops pull up and arrest pretty much everybody. Por towards me.

[01:10:36]I'm trying to use more still shots because they're less likely to trigger YouTube's uh content ID stuff and because I can I also just plot myself into these shots sometimes now cuz you know I can I can do that if and I want and so here we are doing that putting myself in Uh, wrong turn five.

[01:11:02]Something I wish I'd always been able to do.

[01:11:06]My favorite film of all time and such.

[01:11:11]And arrest pretty much everybody.

[01:11:13]Partially because of all the partially.

[01:11:25]Okay. Fighting part.

[01:11:29]for not being sexy enough and partially because >> 17 >> wagon route 96 marker.

[01:11:42]>> Looks like we got an entire pharmacy here. Looks like we got an entire pharmacy here.

[01:11:46]>> Gosh. Literally, is anyone in this movie American? Entire pharmacy.

[01:11:50]>> Looks like we got an entire pharmacy.

[01:11:53]>> Looks like we got an entire pharmacy here. Oh, is it a crime to be healthy? Welcome to to Obama's America. The sexy sheriff haul.

[01:12:04]>> The festival hasn't even started yet.

[01:12:06]It's going to be a long night. Junior, can you stay with the car until the tow truck till we get a complete sura?

[01:12:12]The sexy sheriff hauls everybody off to jail, but leaves behind Junior cop to guard guard the crash car until backup arrives in case the car tries to make a run for it. Unfortunately, >> until we get a complete Junior, can you stay with the car until the tow truck Junior, can you stay with the car?

[01:12:32]>> Sorry, this is a dumb joke, but I'm just going to put it in there anyway. Unlike most of my jokes, which are very serious and very smart and very good, and everybody likes it, and everybody thinks I'm I'm the best.

[01:12:50]Looks like we have an entire apothecary here. Mhm. Here I say, I figure.

[01:12:57]How about it?

[01:13:02]I say I say I'm the specialist.

[01:13:07]Let's see here.

[01:13:09]Oh, wait. We got a clip from the league.

[01:13:15]Let's see here if it will give us what we're hoping for.

[01:13:23]They don't seem to be doing it in the way that I would like.

[01:13:30]>> Just flipping through every southern accent possible.

[01:13:34]>> I don't trust it.

[01:13:43]>> Love me some The League.

[01:13:46]What a delightful show.

[01:13:49]Junior, >> can you stay with the car?

[01:13:50]>> I don't trust it.

[01:13:54]Junior, can you stay with the card?

[01:13:55]>> I don't trust it.

[01:13:56]>> Unfortunately, Junior is apparently a pass of his cop and he >> completely fails to unholster his weapon during the entire time it takes to get shot twice by >> a complete search. I don't want to mess up the chain of evidence.

[01:14:28]Pull your gun. You freaking idiot. Shot twice.

[01:14:47]Shot twot twice by arrows. Have both his ears cut off.

[01:15:01]Like, pull out your gun.

[01:15:24]Oops.

[01:15:30]Shot twice by arrows. Have both his ears cut off and eaten. And it like what are we doing my guy?

[01:15:50]Shot twice by arrows. Have both his ears cut off and eaten.

[01:15:55]>> That could be louder.

[01:15:57]>> Shot twice by arrows. have both his ears cut off and eaten and then just generally murder. He never holster a man.

[01:16:30]have both his ears cut off and eaten and then just generally murder.

[01:16:38]This is really good. I'm really good at my job.

[01:16:51]Actually, you know what?

[01:16:53]Uh See if I can make this work.

[01:17:32]Delete all these because it kind of screws up.

[01:17:49]And they just generally burn.

[01:17:55]That's fun. That's a fun sequence, right? Are we all having fun? We're having fun with that sequence.

[01:18:04]Okay. Shot twice by arrows. Have both his ears cut off and eaten. And they just generally murder. He never unholster.

[01:18:22]No, I think what I had was fine.

[01:18:24]>> He never unholisters the gun. Doesn't even try to fight back. It's like if the Quaker Oats guy was a cop, a pacifist, but also like pretty tasty. A pacifist.

[01:18:45]That's actually funny. Hold on. Quicker oats.

[01:18:49]I need the meme.

[01:19:00]Oh, how much do I want to figure this out? All right, let's do it.

[01:19:14]We're going to try another needlessly complicated edit.

[01:19:23]Oh, I didn't know it was a JPEG.

[01:19:34]Take out Jack Daniels and Quaker Oats.

[01:19:42]Kill this one.

[01:19:48]a pacifist, but also like, okay, so if I hypothetically cut out just that.

[01:20:01]Okay.

[01:20:06]And then I took this but plopped, right? Okay. but inverted and stuck him in here.

[01:20:26]Okay.

[01:20:28]And then I made a white background.

[01:20:45]Well, that works pretty good, but also like pretty tasty. I love me some Quaker Oats. And they never fight back. His modern That should do it.

[01:21:03]That should do it. You need to have those stitches removed in about 3 weeks.

[01:21:08]Thank you. Hold on here, Sheriff.

[01:21:12]>> Okay. All right. Where are we? Who are we?

[01:21:17]>> Oh my god.

[01:21:24]Okay.

[01:21:29]It should have been to protect and serve for dinner. They're also like pretty tasty.

[01:21:36]All right, I'm going to make another joke, so I might as well reuse this.

[01:21:40]We are going to see if we can remove that with ease.

[01:21:47]And then we're going to move him over.

[01:21:49]In the meantime, I don't want to use generative AI. Okay, then I will use contentaware fill which apparently does not use generative AI and uses something else.

[01:22:05]Tada. And it's faster to protect and serve for dinner.

[01:22:24]All of it. And I want it to be Quaker red. Brighter red. Brighter red.

[01:22:30]Brighter red.

[01:22:36]Make it bigger.

[01:22:41]To make it look more like it should be there, we'll add a little bit of jankiness.

[01:22:56]like it's always been this way.

[01:23:01]Put a little texture on it.

[01:23:09]Well, that's actually probably not going to help.

[01:23:16]Right. That kind of looks like it's always been there.

[01:23:23]Quaker 2. This time it's serious.

[01:23:28]I love never fight. His motto should have been and then we take Quaker 2, replace Quaker one. and home. Oh, well, actually, I could probably take even this object mask.

[01:23:57]Can you copy those?

[01:24:01]There it is.

[01:24:02]>> To protect and serve for dinner. Maybe I'll nest it.

[01:24:08]Zoom it in to protect and serve for dinner. This is why pacifism doesn't work in the real world because of, you know, forest and red cannibals.

[01:24:24]So now it's night both in the So now it's night.

[01:24:39]Both in the movie and the real world depending on when exactly. Both in the movie and let me start here. Let me do this.

[01:25:05]both in the movie and the real world depending on when exactly you watch this video. And statistically like half of you are having your mind freaking blown right now. They're like, "What it is night? I don't know." Anyway, the sex for coming, Rick.

[01:25:23]>> That's all right.

[01:25:25]>> Okay. Where am I? Where am I?

[01:25:33]>> Oh, anyway, the sexy sheriff has sexually brought in a weird German doctor.

[01:25:40]>> Thanks for coming, Rick.

[01:25:41]>> That's all right. I know how busy it's going to get for you tonight.

[01:25:46]Bye. Good night.

[01:25:48]>> I just don't know what Why is he German?

[01:25:50]>> You need to have those stitches removed in about 3 weeks.

[01:25:56]That should do it. Thank you. Hold on here, Sheriff.

[01:26:01]You need to have those stitches removed in about 3 weeks.

[01:26:05]>> Is he German?

[01:26:08]>> I was 90.

[01:26:10]>> You need to have those >> I don't know. Wrong turn five cast. Who was? His name is freaking Rick, even though he's Bulgarian.

[01:26:29]All right. Well, >> you need to have those tissues removed in about 3 weeks.

[01:26:48]>> I was 90% sure he was about to human centipede everybody butt to mouth, but I guess it's not. It is funny that they're like everybody here is secretly British, but then THE JOCKER'S LIKE, "HELLO, HOOF.

[01:27:03]I'd like to get the the the uh the doctor here to Madison on them." Why can't everybody else doctor and I was 90% got to work all this back's like hello so German instead of >> hold on here sheriff that's all Right.

[01:27:38]>> Thanks for coming, Rick.

[01:27:40]Thanks for coming, Rick.

[01:27:43]>> Feels like there's got to be a joke about the fact that his name is freaking Rick.

[01:27:57]>> Oh, his name is Rick.

[01:28:05]Oh, his name is Rick.

[01:28:10]Okay.

[01:28:20]>> Oh, his name is Rick.

[01:28:25]>> Rick.

[01:28:26]>> Why can't >> Thanks for coming, Rick. Oh, his name is Rick.

[01:28:34]>> Thanks for coming, Rick. Oh, his name is Rick.

[01:28:44]>> Why can't everybody else be British if that guy is so German?

[01:28:48]>> You need to have those tissues removed in about 3 weeks. Instead of just penning it on mean daddy's easily scapegoatable ass, Billy.

[01:29:01]Ohupy admits the drugs were his and his alone and his friends had absolutely no knowledge of them. So sexy sheriff lets the friends go hang out at some crap motel nearby. Sheriff then realizes mean daddy is wanted for murder. And I would like to pause here and ask.

[01:29:22]>> I know how busy he's going to get.

[01:29:24]>> Take my scholarship away from me.

[01:29:25]>> Sheriff, >> don't leave town. We're bringing you back some dinner, Billy.

[01:29:33]>> What is that?

[01:29:36]>> Oh, three pieces.

[01:29:42]>> Seems like you've been running for quite some time.

[01:29:47]Your running just ended. There's no statute of limitations for murder.

[01:29:51]>> You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into, do you? A >> lot of paperwork, I suspect.

[01:29:57]>> How if he's wanted and I would like to pause here. He is wanted for murder. And I would like uh like to pause here and ask how if he's >> seems like you've been running for quite some time. If he's wanted for murder, there must >> There is no statute of limitations for murder.

[01:30:27]>> If he's wanted for murder, there must have been a >> Yeah, I don't know when I'm going to have time to go back to that mom series.

[01:30:33]I've written a couple more episodes, but I don't know. It's just a lot of effort to make them.

[01:30:39]>> A witness or some physical evidence. And if you have either of those, there's absolutely Absolutely no way they didn't also point to this guy being a cannibal.

[01:30:48]And if there's a murder cannibal in the woods, I really feel like the FBI or somebody would get involved in the manhunt for this guy.

[01:30:55]And am I really supposed to believe that this guy evaded the law for And am I really supposed to believe that this guy evaded the law for 30 years when his main plan in this movie was one almost get hit by a car and then two pretend he did get hit by the car and try to slash people when they approached and three get the kicked out of them. I get that four was supposed to be unleash my cannibal sons, but it's still a very weak plan as evidenced by the literal outcome. I don't know. I guess I just >> Well, your running just ended.

[01:31:37]>> No idea what you've gotten yourself into.

[01:31:42]>> A fugitive for you. He's been on the run for 30 years. Maynard Odets, case number 365.

[01:31:52]Yeah, that'll be fine.

[01:31:54]>> Marshalls will be here.

[01:31:55]>> You won't live that long.

[01:32:00]>> But it's still a very weak plan as evidenced by the literal outcome. I guess I just assume that the least among them would have brought better ideas to the table than his brother sons would have. Whatever the marshals will come pick him up in the morning.

[01:32:13]>> No, I know. No, I know. I know.

[01:32:15]>> Maynard Odin, he's been on the run for 30 years. I have a fugitive for you. US Marshall's office.

[01:32:22]>> Yeah, this is Sheriff Carter and Fairland.

[01:32:24]>> Whatever. Okay.

[01:32:25]>> Sons would have whatever. The marshals will come pick him up in the morning.

[01:32:28]Wow. A double negative response.

[01:32:33]>> Uh 23:15.

[01:32:36]>> Yeah, this is Sheriff Carter and Fairlake. I have a future to pick you up in the morning.

[01:32:41]>> You won't live that long.

[01:32:44]>> I highly doubt that.

[01:32:48]>> You won't live that long.

[01:32:55]I highly doubt that.

[01:33:02]Wow, a double negative response. Who wrote this [ __ ] Shakespeare's dead son. Hamnet. I do not unh hate it.

[01:33:16]>> No, I not. No not.

[01:33:17]>> The marshals will be here to pick. Yeah, that'll be fine. Been on the run for a lot of paperwork. Have >> no idea what you You have no idea what I do not hate it. But I no idea.

[01:33:36]>> But I guess mean daddy's not not right because his son's pulled down. Uh I guess that's supposed to be a tiny cell tower.

[01:33:45]Tiny cell tower.

[01:33:49]A lot of paperwork, I suspect.

[01:34:08]I guess that's supposed to pull down.

[01:34:16]Yes, I know it's loud. I'm sorry.

[01:34:18]Working on it. Ah, I pressed the wrong thing.

[01:34:30]I guess that's supposed to be a tiny cell tower which technically makes them terrorists. Can the FBI get involved now? And also so they knock out the nearby power plant which makes them double terrorists. And the power plant was guarded by the worst solitary player.

[01:34:51]Billy throw the best law at it.

[01:35:02]And the power plant was guarded by the worst solitire player of all time.

[01:35:16]Like what is that?

[01:35:20]worst solitire player of all time, who also happened to be the worst solitire player of all time, who also worst solitire player of all time, who also happened to be the worst at not getting electrocuted of all time. This is Yes, I know it's loud by me.

[01:36:23]You lose.

[01:36:30]>> Where'd it go?

[01:36:32]Oh, this is You lose.

[01:36:49]>> This is why vetting potential employees at power plants is so important. The first question they should ask you is, "How good are you at not getting electrocuted?" It's crazy. Crazy how much their skill levels jumped without mean daddy holding them back. His plan was just a dumber version of an insurance scammer looking for an injury settlement payout.

[01:37:10]Meanwhile, they're out here successfully on their way to overtaking an entire county via targeted attacks on its critical infrastructure.

[01:37:19]>> I guess they were smart all along. They were just not motivated.

[01:37:24]>> Oo, there There's there's something there's something there. So, whatever now they got no All right, that's it.

[01:37:57]I'm going to stop it for today. So, anybody who's here, guess what? I've got a thing. Are you ready? I'm gonna post I'm gonna post this link in the chat.

[01:38:08]Get you a free Patreon for like a freaking year. It's coming.

[01:38:13]Oh, it's already there. Oh, whoever clicks it first is going to get it.

[01:38:29]All right. Hopefully one of you got it.

[01:38:31]Did you get it? Did you get everything you ever wanted? If you click that link, you get that thing.

[01:38:38]There's a link right there. You got to click it. You got to cash her in.

[01:38:44]Somebody get it? Somebody cash it in.

[01:38:48]I guess we'll never know. Um, you got it. Well done. Well done. I hope you enjoy it because again, let me just say, we're going to start releasing uh entire real videos behind the payw wall on Patreon and on YouTube technically at the $5 and up tiers. So, if you want to watch, we'll give you two examples of what they will kind of look like. And in the first one, my wife seemed very sad, but I hope that she'll feel less sad that I'm making her do this as we go along. So, um you know, we'll see. Uh, but we'll release one on the 30th, one on the 6th. You'll get a sense of it.

[01:39:30]And then hopefully maybe once a month, maybe every couple months, we'll continue to release oneoffs on Patreon and for YouTube members only. So, look out for that. Tell us what you want in the comments of the first two.

[01:39:45]and uh Wrong Turn should come out on the 13th of August if all goes well and I don't give up and cry and stuff like that. So, uh that's it. That's the game, kids. That's how we do it. That's a wrong That's a right turn. That's a wrong and a right turn. So, goodbye. I love you all equally. You know, watch videos. Have fun. Enjoy your life. Happy Monday.

[01:40:14]Okay.