The gentrification parents

Ajouté : 2026-05-19

[00:00:00]Say less.

[00:00:01]The gentrification parents.

[00:00:04]If you see these people in your neighborhood, you know rent is going up.

[00:00:11]He only listens to music on vinyl.

[00:00:13]He owns a film camera.

[00:00:16]He has a separate Instagram for his photography.

[00:00:19]His friends only give him pity likes.

[00:00:22]He took a carpentry workshop once.

[00:00:25]He mentions it in every conversation.

[00:00:29]She used to mock suburban moms.

[00:00:32]Now she owns a stroller that costs more than the rent of the family they replaced.

[00:00:37]The child has no plastic toys.

[00:00:40]Only Scandinavian wooden sadness.

[00:00:44]Their house smells like sourdough starter, kombucha, and incense.

[00:00:51]They're vegetarian, but they eat fish, and sometimes chicken.

[00:00:58]Consciously, of course.

[00:01:00]Their child's name is either a dead philosopher, a Scandinavian weather event, or a type of wood.

[00:01:08]They claim they're bringing life back to the neighborhood.

[00:01:12]Translation: Everyone who actually lived there is being replaced by beige clones with tote bags.

[00:01:20]Ah, yes.

[00:01:22]The gentrification parents.

[00:01:25]They're like parasites, sucking the life out of authentic neighborhoods.