Watching "Love Don't Judge" (but we judge a LOT!)

Ajouté : 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]My husband is Ellen and he has been in prison for  15 years and I think 12 on death row. He's kind of cute. Buried two people alive. He can choke me.  I haven't really gotten sick in the past 3 years.

[00:00:17]I wouldn't do the same, but like I don't see  anything wrong with it. It's really nutritious.

[00:00:22]People think that it's weird seeing like two  identical twins like doing spicy content together.

[00:00:27]We definitely had friends that didn't agree  with us. I feel extremely unsafe. Hey guys, welcome back to Normal Gase where we take on  insanity. I'm Brad Palumbo here with Clarkson Lawson. What's up guys? Uh this weekend, wait, no.  What day do we release on members? This Sunday, we're releasing a video where we recap our drunk  episode with Blair White and Amir because the audio was so bad we couldn't post it. Also, it's  probably going to save us both from cancellation that we're not posting it. Thank God. There  was some after like I I never edit stuff out and I edit out like 10 different things when  I was editing it that were Was it really that bad? Yeah. Oh god. And that's me saying that  from me. Not just from you, from everyone. Oh, it was never mind. I'm not I was about to mention  something that happened, but no. Only if you become a member. Join as a member and you'll know  the tea. Uh you'll know all the tea. Now, have you ever heard of love don't judge? I have not. It's  like a social media reality dating show where they profile people and their weird relationships.  I love that. I love profiling people racially, ethnically, um personal personalitywise, um what  else? Sexualitywise, I just love guessing what people are about and being right. You're like not  You did just clock a meth head as you recap our last episode. Oh, yeah. Drug habits. And when I  say racially, I don't mean like racially profiling like as a cop. Like if I was a cop, I wouldn't  do it. But I'm talking like if you see a Latino, are they from Colia? Are they Well, you've got a  lot of experience with all the different kinds of I'm getting really good at it. I'm really  getting really good at it. Not back blown out. Relax. Are they Chilean? you know, maybe  they've got a little white in them because the Nazis fled from Germany to that specific country  to like are they, you know, or are they Cuban? So, there's so many different things like profiling  is so much fun. Well, you can give us your read on the profiles of these relationships, which  uh it's the show is called Love Don't Judge, but we're going to judge. Uh and up first, I  think you're going to be a big fan of this one.

[00:02:36]My husband is Ellen and he has been in prison  for 15 years and I think 12 on death row. He has been convicted of murder. I started writing  to death row inmates because I was against the death penalty. I believe in second chances and  rehabilitation. Yeah. My family was not happy.

[00:02:58]They were really scared for me. I think it's  when they found out his name and looked him up and that's when they all disappeared. I understand  that it's really hard to understand. I just would like a few people to understand me. He makes me  happy and I don't get why it bothers people so much. He buried two people alive and killed  them. I can fix him. No, I can fix him. He's kind of cute. Emotional ass [ __ ] He's kind of  cute. I mean, I'm standing I'm kind of far away.

[00:03:30]Watch. People disagree because they can't they  see it up close. I I have terrible eyesight, so I don't know. But from what I saw, she's  shooting above her league. Death row inmate.

[00:03:42]Still above her league. Buried two  people alive. Uh he can choke me.

[00:03:50]Girl, you're nasty. I know. I know. But you know  about those women that like write letters to like serial killers. Yeah. And but the thing is is  like can she even like do anything with him? I don't do they get conjugal visits on death row.  Probably not on death row. I was I didn't even hear that. I guess it's not that big of a deal cuz  he's going to be dead soon anyways. Probably not that soon though. That [ __ ] takes forever. Yeah.  Well, I guess if you can you visit him like if you just want like a one time thing, it's there's  going to be people that are going to make sure you don't die. Like in love with him. Yeah. See,  that's stupid. You just have no moral standards.

[00:04:25]You're like fine. He murdered two people, but  he's kind of cute in the right light. Yeah.

[00:04:32]Oh, yeah. The reason I included this Okay.  Obviously, I don't think murder is okay. I'm just joking. It's a bit um I The reason I included  this one is because that genre of women that like writes love letters to like pe men in prison. I  just felt like you would relate to them. Yeah, I've written written a few letters. um use  the blood from my butt after giving myself a testosterone injection. You write it write the  letters in blood. They care more about it. Yeah.

[00:05:00]So, you poke yourself and then you dip the brush  in in it and then you just write the letter. I'm I don't know what I'm saying. I think that was from  a Family Guy episode. I don't know. Um I think those women are crazy. Is that what is that the  right thing to say? Good. Now you're saying the correct thing. I think those women are so crazy,  guys. No, stop. You're not believable. You're like, "Well, that's just so boring." Like, I have  to say something. That's When you're inauthentic, it's so not believable. I just don't I feel like  it's just such a given to say like, "Oh my god, that's so crazy." So, like, do [ __ ] really  think we're going to invade Canada? I don't know.

[00:05:40]Apparently 15% of people think there's actually  a chance that the US will invade or acquire some part of Canada. So according to our channel  partners at Koshi, the uh the latest market says, "Will the US take control of any part of  Canada?" And there's a 15.4% chance of a of a yes on that question. Anyway, guys, the uh  the future is happening on Koshi. It is the first CFTC regulated exchange dedicated to trading on  the outcome of future events. And if you want to get in on the action and check out Koshi today,  you can use our link that's in the description or use code BradP to get $20 free when you  trade $20. Now, now back to the show. Well, this next one I fully This would be so boring if  I just said the right thing. I fully support and um think is awesome. Let's watch. Hey, come on  in. Come here. Oh, how's your wand? You want a treat? Yeah. You want a treat? Okay, I'll get  you a treat. My name's Danny and I'm a puppy girl just looking for hedge pats. My name is Jack  and I'm Danny's owner. You want something sweet?

[00:06:57]Puppy play is when somebody acts like a  puppy and they can either have an owner or not. You run around in ears and a tail or  play with dog toys and it's just really fun.

[00:07:13]Not the leash. Not the leash. They do. They  not Why am I worried about her hands getting hurt by the gravel? Like, shouldn't she have  shoes on her hands? Um, that if I was dictator, I would have them. They're the ones that would be  on death row. Oh my god. He gave no about the guy who buried two people alive because he was kind  of cute. But as soon as a [ __ ] puts on a leash, she's suddenly going to death Pretty privilege  will be something that is systemically recognized.

[00:07:40]Most systemically biased civilization of all  time, but the buildings would be pretty. The people would be pretty. And where would all  the other ones go? Clarkson, the fields.

[00:07:54]I stand by that. Anyway, um or the surgeon  because we would fund plastic surgery, but if you refuse to get hotter, you have to pay  for your crimes. That's not a crime in my country.

[00:08:08]It is. Oh my god, you're like, "What should  we call what should we call my country?" Um, Clarklandia. Something that sounds um No, that  sounds like sound dystopian. Wait, I mean, what do you mean? Like, so like what what's dystop what  would sound dystopian? I don't know. That's a good point. You guys comment. What should my country be  called? Back to Miss Pup here. Um, what is what's wrong with her wanting to get a treat and put on  a leash? Brad is only you're only sympathizing because him and his partner do this. No, we  that's absolute defamation with the masks on because Brad is into play. Defamation lies. Yeah,  we know it. Andis Owens. Okay, sue me. Breit. I don't want to be Breit. I do have a penis though.  Yeah, you do have a penis and a pup fetish. No, absolutely not. But the only reason that stuff  comes up on my feed is because I find it funny.

[00:09:02]But don't you find it interesting that he's more  sympathetic to the pup play? Well, I'm just I support people's freedom. What? Yeah. No. That's  just called logic. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Let people live. Clarkson, I I'm the one who's saying  let them live. If they go to the fields that Well, they're not I will allow them to live in other  countries, just not mine. Oh, so you'll deport them from your country or all the pup play. thing  is is deportation is not going to be based on whether or not you're a citizen. It's going to  be based on whether or not I deem you worthy of being a citizen. Oh boy. And your actions,  especially if you go on a TV show, will be caused for deportation. And if you do any of that  pup in my ICE detention facilities, go to SECOT.

[00:09:49]You're you're going you're going to Guantanamo.  Oh my god. Yeah, that's actually really funny.

[00:09:54]All right, let's look at our next one. And then  is that what Secot is? CCOT? No, Zikot is the the terrorism detention center in El Salvador that  they sent that was so dystopian and hellish.

[00:10:04]Oh yeah, that they sent people to. Yeah, great  stuff. Oh, I just thought we'd be He just wanted to rewatch the girl as a puppy because he wants to  live through her. I clicked the wrong wrong video, Brad. Oh my god. Probably got a half chub right  now watching it. Clarkson, people love when I say that. Like Clarkson. Oh my god. Stop playing it.  No, I maybe I didn't load the right one. He just put that same video in every single time. Grabbed  it from his porn folder. Uh, it's helped my immune system. I haven't really gotten sick in the past.  Three years. I feel like it clears my mind. You know what I'm saying? More of like a meditation  thing. Is it a fetish? It is not a fetish. A lot of people think it's a fetish, but it doesn't  lead to anything sexual. He just likes my milk.

[00:10:53]Just how some people like, you know, cow's milk.  He just likes my personal milk. Little better.

[00:11:04]Am I going to be gross? You're going to like  You're going to say you would do the same. I don't I wouldn't do the same, but like I don't  see anything wrong with it. Treating your husband interchangeably like your baby. It's really  nutritious for an infant, not for a grown man.

[00:11:20]Also weird nutrition. Nutrition is nutrition.  You don't. That's not true. Babies, doctors, do babies need the same nutritions as adults? No.  Fact check wrong. Well, it's a lot of fat. Well, I don't eat enough fat and I know fat is responsible  for balancing hormones. So, if I had if Listen, if IFBB man, who we shall remain nameless, who has  some nice tits, if milk came out of them, I might just drink it. I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do  that. I feel extremely unsafe. I I wouldn't drink that, but I don't think there's anything that put  that in the next class that that's crazy. I think we need I'm sorry. You don't think the [ __ ]  drinking her husband's or vice versa? I think we need to ask. I think we need to ask our straight  audience about this cuz I bet you a lot of people who have husbands and wives who have um or wives  who have had babies and have been, you know, obviously lactating, I bet you 100% that the  majority of them that their husbands have tasted their breast milk while Yes, they are. You don't  think? Yes. You don't think that these husbands are sucking their wife's tits after they give  birth and getting the milk? That's like gross.

[00:12:34]Yes. I mean, what have you? Okay, you know what?  We're gay. We eat Okay, speak for yourself there, buddy. I just feel like we have no room to talk.  Like, breast milk is at least like Just cuz once a month I break out a pup mask doesn't mean I  do gross stuff. That's way worse. That is way worse. No, I think like it's the same thing as  like eating No, it is absolutely not. It Oh. Oh, god. Oh my god. It is. No, it's not. babies  do it. You're putting your husband in the same role as your infant in a sexual context. I don't  know why you're adding babies to this equation.

[00:13:08]Maybe later. No babies are being involved in  this situation. The producer is telling me to stop screaming. Yeah, relax. I think that  you are crashing out over this, but like you also thought the dude who buried two people alive  was hot and fied. So, but was I wrong? Yes. Well, that's just your preference. Okay. I like men with  a little bit of a story. You know what I mean? But you've got to be really strong to be able to like  dig eight feet burial holes. That's where like imagine his biceps are like oh my god. There are  multiple studies. Mhm. Okay. There are multiple studies we're hearing from our producer. Uh one  involved two thou asking 2,000 men found that 29% of them had tasted their part. 29% of men.  Okay, so I was obviously exaggerating for the bit, but I think that my point's proven. 29% of  straight men according to our producer to a Was it a self? It was obviously self admitted. So it's  probably higher. The real number is probably even more right. You're actually correct that these  straight men are drinking their wives. And I love that for them, but they've tried it. I tried my  sisters, but not from her breast, obviously. Why?

[00:14:26]And why would you ever admit that? Because it's  not that big of a deal. It's just breast milk. I don't understand why that's weird. But my point  is is like if gays were secretreting that from their tits, best believe everybody in this room  would have drank it before. And I know that for a fact. And straight people aren't that different.  Straight men are not that different from gay men.

[00:14:50]So, if a private part is leaking fluids, they're  probably going to drink it or swallow it. All right, this is getting disgusting. Let's go to  the next one. I hate this episode, but it's true.

[00:15:04]Everyone's, by the way, everyone's going to agree  with me. No one's going to agree with you. No, they're not. They're all straight. People  think that it's weird seeing like two identical twins like doing spicy content together. We  definitely had friends that didn't agree with us.

[00:15:16]We ended up seeing like a group chat with like  a bunch of girls that were talking about our job. They're like screenshotting like pictures  from our Instagram and they're like, "Oh my god, this is so weird." Obviously, it is not the  norm. But it's um it's unique. It's Yeah, we've received some pretty nasty comments. Want  to read some out? Yeah, let's read some else.

[00:15:41]This feels doing spicy content is one thing, but  with your sibling is weird AF. Please stop. True.

[00:15:51]Don't do content together with each other.  It's always separate. Inappropriate. Seeing that they're related. I hope they seek therapy.  You're both a zero in men's eyes due to your spicy content. You have marked yourselves as objects,  so you'll be seen as such. Yeah, that just sounds like misogynist behind the camera. No talent, no  skills, not educated. It's a sad world and no one likes to receive negative comments about what any  job they do. Hurting anybody or doing anything illegal, so it's it sucks. We usually just ignore  it. And you know, it does make us stronger.

[00:16:34]Wait, so they don't actually do like Here's  my read because there's a a gay There's two gay two brothers. One of them is a gay There's  a dad and a son that do it, too. Like they do the marketing videos with it, but they don't  actually do the stuff obviously. And I think that's like this might sound crazy. It's almost  worse because they're not even like committing to the bit. I'm I don't know if I'm following you on  What I'm saying is I respect crazy ass people who truly like die on a hill that I think is insane,  right? Okay. And you give me for wanting to like Bonnie Blue. Okay. No, but if you actually did it,  I'd be like, damn, he really talks and he did. So, but what they're doing is in belief of this word,  they're in baiting and doing marketing surrounding Brad's mad that they're not following through  with the products that they're promising kind of if they're going to market that, which I think  is despicable and disgusting and they shouldn't do. But, but I'm saying if you're going to do  that, at least give the people what they want.

[00:17:35]Disagree. It's illegal. Okay. Yeah. Is it?  It is right. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well, they're Australian, so I don't know if those  other twins are or not twins, brothers are like Latvian or something. I think it's I I don't  know. I just think it's gross. I I also think it's gross. But but you know what the thought I  had when I saw this was? Clark said if he had a twin. If I had a clone for sure, I'd myself. No,  not I like same same mind and everything. That's not what a clone a clone would be different mind.  Well, if I could clone my mind and everything, like if I could literally just like myself,  I would. That's what I'm trying to say. Yes, we know. And you'd be doing a f with your twin.  No, I don't. No, I wouldn't do I wouldn't do I I don't do porn now. Oh, I don't selling goes on two  dates with a Muslim. I don't I don't do porn now.

[00:18:30]Um I never have done porn. I don't do sexual  content. Yeah. Like I post my thirst traps on there. Spicy content. Yeah, adult entertainment,  but I would never do it with someone. Yeah, that's so different. Mhm. I mean, it is a level. It is  very different. I agree. Yeah. Um but no, I do not support these people and I do not agree that we  are not allowed to judge them. Oh yeah. The whole premise of this is that we shouldn't be judging.  But also like you know the premise is actually that we alludge to judge. That's what I hate  about this. It's like the whole show is branded love don't judge. And they're profiling different  love related stories. judging them and then it's just rage bait and the comments is just everyone  hating on them. Yeah, but I'm like who? The one exception to what I'm about to say. It makes sense  those girls would do that because it's marketing for a business like people are going to but the  puppy people are just well that one kind of makes sense actually cuz humiliation is part of the kink  probably but the girl dating the jail the murderer you admit that to do a lot of things for attention  and I bet you this is also this is not like some upscale production. This is like some social  media account that people submit stuff to. It's not like it's not like it's some big studio that's  paying them. They're subjecting themselves to this degradation and public humiliation for free. Well,  I think we forget how crazy people think it is to like get thousands and hundreds of thousands of  views. People are like, "Oh my god, you're on TV."

[00:19:59]And then once you realize that people are on TV  all Yeah. You're like, "Everybody's on TV all the time. So many dumbass, idiot, ugly, stupid people  are on TV all the time. Means nothing." So people do a lot to go viral. Not us, of course. No, we're  holy. We are. We don't. Never mind. What was that?

[00:20:15]Nothing. What's it? Do you have another one? Uh,  no. I think that's it for this, but there's so many more I could choose from. Let us know if you  want us to do more. How long is this? We need to keep talking. What do I need to talk about? Do  funny things. You're fine. There's no set length to an episode of normal gays. Okay. Bye, guys. See  you later. All right, guys. Uh, we'll be back with more. Hit the like button, subscribe, do become  a channel member to support special needs adults, uh, like Clarkson. And we'll saw it coming.  These jokes are so predictable. They really They really They're pretty predictable. It's  okay. People like them for some reason. What can I say? I'm funny and special. All right,  guys. We'll be back with more real soon.