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It's time to wake up and let the weirdness begin. It's the KVJ show.
Start your morning. Kevin is the host and his skin pigment is whiter than Gasper the ghost. VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE THIS NICKNAME VICIOUS.
>> NO, don't get her. Jason >> and he love to talk about Bigfoot and snacks. So get ready. Here we go. You're listening to 979 with the KBJ show.
>> Good morning. You are with the KBJ show. It is a Wednesday here. We're going to wait another weekend. Big old Memorial Day weekend. Very exciting stuff.
>> Oh, yeah. That's right.
>> Yeah. Like I'm all ready for it. Just got to get to that Friday, right?
>> We have off on Monday. I keep forgetting.
Sneaks up on you.
>> Yeah. It's kind of uh hard to believe that we're uh this time of year already.
But yeah, a lot of uh school stuff is uh wrapping up. That's got to be tough for teachers. I I wonder if it's if you look at it as overall tough or overall easy cuz I know my wife is getting together the report cards end of the year kind of stuff. I think there's some added things you got to do there but I definitely see a little bit more pep in her step.
>> Oh yeah. She sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
>> Yes. I can tell you who it's tough for.
It's that kid who doesn't know if they're going to pass math yet. They've got one more exam and it is on the cusp, baby. Do you know how I know about that kid? Because I was that kid.
>> You were that kid.
>> Yes. I had to pass a math exam. It was a Hail Mary kind of a situation. And your boy got a 77.
>> All right. Congratulations.
Congratulations. That's big stuff.
>> Yeah. I guess you could wind up doing summer school, which doesn't sound like fun. That's what was it was all it this one test was basically going to say you're either going to summer school and not walking with your friends and not possibly playing American Legion baseball or you pass it >> and you're good to go and boy oh boy >> I'm a stress >> it was so stressful Virginia because it came down to the to the last week it really was one of those things where they go if you don't pass this test you get a D in math math and you're not going to be able to graduate.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> And here you are. Look at you now.
>> Feeling like a scholar.
>> Look at you now.
>> Thinking about going to law school.
>> Okay. You should. You should.
>> I think your time is packed.
>> I think you're right.
>> You say you're going to have your son Rocco doing a little extracurriculars with the reading coming up this summer.
>> He did his end of the year tests and I think we have to work on the reading comprehension.
>> Okay. So, >> why would they say >> he didn't do so great?
>> Really?
>> Yeah. He didn't do so great on the reading comprehension. So, we're gonna have a summer of reading and he's not happy.
>> Yeah.
>> Do do you think it's because he doesn't have the skill set or he gets annoyed and bored from it?
>> He gets annoyed and bored and wants to keep it moving and go do something fun and just doesn't enjoy reading >> like I did. It's hard to find a student that loves everything through the entire spectrum. It's almost like you can do great at half the spectrum. For me, it was the science and math, that end of the spectrum. Not for it. But English, the writing, the history, all that kind of stuff. No problem.
>> Oh, you got me talking about ieas, uglas, parramiums, looking underneath the microscope. Man, I could talk all day about you. And I satistas organisms.
>> Batistas.
>> Bautistas. Organisms.
>> Okay. All right. Bautistas.
>> Protistas.
>> Yeah, I know. Baristas.
>> Baristas.
>> Baristas. Protistas.
>> Yes.
>> All that fun stuff.
>> Parramium. Although that sounds like parmesan.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Uh went out to had a fun little uh later night for me. I mean late for me. I was like out till like 8.
>> Yeah. 7 7:30.
>> That's a That's a regular person's midnight.
>> It is. Yes. Yeah. They did uh one of those little secret sessions. Our country station. Oh, how was it?
>> It was amazing. It was packed. There was an artist named Lee Bryce.
>> Yeah.
>> He's a guy that I think he was on American Idol. He started that. I mean, we're probably talking 15 years ago because he's had a pretty long extensive country career and he's he's up there. I mean, he's a solid uh I'd say be artist.
>> Is he related to Bo Bice?
>> No, that's Lee Bryce, right? Is it Lee Bice or Lee Bryce?
>> Lee Bryce.
>> Okay. So, our joke is that bad.
>> Yeah. Yeah. didn't. Yeah, it really didn't connect well at all.
>> Although, >> but she loves it. I mean, that's all that matters, right?
>> I just as long as I'm laughing. I don't care about >> She doesn't care. And I know that.
That's what's so bad about it. It's like she cracks a terrible joke and she's having a great time.
>> I don't want >> I don't want to brag, but Bo Bes from American Idol was my first celebrity interview.
>> Really? And it was so bad that I had to manipulate the audio to make it even try to make sense. Then I played for Kevin.
He goes, "It's Idol that we can play this."
>> Funny. Yeah. I I've had a conversation with a lot of radio people. What was your very first interview? And it's always somebody so random and terrible.
Mine was the bass player from the band the 10,000 Maniacs. His name is Steve Gustafson.
>> And >> my first like, wow, I made it. I'm interviewing the bass player from 10,000 Maniacs.
>> I mean, Bo Bice was nice. I mean, I really was the one that >> Bice is nice.
>> I was the one that sucked. But yeah, it was uh I was nervous, too. I'm like, I got to interview Boat Bice.
>> Big stuff.
>> Oh gosh. I know.
>> I hope I don't blow it.
>> And I did. I blew it.
>> Big stuff. Yeah. So, it was nice. They had it packed in there last night and a really good turnout. Saw some KBJ Nationers. I always do. Always good to see y'all.
>> How many people show up at that thing?
Cuz Mariah, who works with us, she was telling me about some of those sessions.
Is Is it packed?
>> I don't know what the capacity is. Yes.
Last night could barely move. Like I had my arms in tight. I didn't even record anything because I was like, "Okay, there's night and room to record any audio or video as I wanted to."
>> Also, too, it must be nice to actually be a human and just watch something and enjoy it.
>> That's what I kind of thought, too. I'm like, "Yeah, all right. Take a little time off. Just enjoy the show.
>> Take a night off.
>> Enjoy the perks of the job, >> right? For once."
>> So, it was nice. It was solid. He did a little solid set. Just a dude a guitar and then he plays his own kick drum.
>> Yeah, that's a cool move.
>> I was like, that's like, you ever seen the old one man bands?
>> Yeah. It was almost like what do you got going on?
>> I like that.
>> And that's just one version of it.
There's some oneperson bands that I mean they're playing 11 harmonica. Yeah.
Around the neck and yeah, it was it was crazy like that. But it was it was a really good show. So they do a great job with that putting those things together and amazing turnout. Another uh country artist was in PMPO Beach last night.
Willie Nelson was uh doing his show.
That's our boy.
>> I know. I love Willie. I just can't love Willie on a Tuesday night. Give us a little Give us a little on the road again.
>> On the road again.
>> That's enough. Yeah.
>> Yep. Scratch that itch.
>> It's the second verse that I have a problem with.
>> On the road again.
>> That's the problem. When I When I'm in the low register, I do fine. When I have to sing higher, >> anybody can go on the road again.
Anybody can do that.
>> Anybody can do that. It's that high note that uh I botch.
I guess it's a scare tactic. Your son Rocco is doing something that you didn't approve of. And so you got this interesting mommy mo that you're doing right now to try to correct that bad behavior.
>> Well, normally I'm not outside in the yard and so I I catch him in the garage and I'm like, "Hey, you better wear your helmet when you're on that bike." Oh, >> okay.
>> And then I'm go back inside and he puts the helmet on. Well, I was in the yard putting stuff in my car as he comes riding up with no helmet on >> and that is all I needed to see. Oh boy.
I gave him a tongue lashing in the yard in front of all the neighbors >> and now I've been sending him pictures on his text messages of kids traumatic head injuries pictures.
>> With blood and gore and stitches and bruising and all of it. How um how's the sleeping been lately?
>> Wear your helmet, kid. Or else.
>> How did he respond to that?
>> He's like, "Really, mom?"
>> I mean, it's kind of no different when my mom would make a big deal about all the missing children on the milk cartons at breakfast time when I was a kid. You see what happens if you get into a car with a stranger? You end up on a milk carton and you're a missing child. I'm like, "Uh, can I just eat my Captain Crunch, please?" But you knew not to get in a car with a stranger.
>> Yeah. But then I was in therapy like 6 months later.
>> Kind of wrecked you, huh?
>> But you're alive.
>> Barely breathing.
>> Duncan chic.
>> Now, is it because you're hearing about this uh swath of the ebike issues that's going on that kind of has you in this mode and you doing what you're doing?
Yes, it's definitely front and center for me with the ebike, >> the velocity.
>> You've talked about it a lot. It's been on the brain and that will happen when we talk about a topic a lot.
>> The news is talking about it. We're talking about it. Panda, my husband, and at his work, they're talking about it.
Like, it's a big thing.
>> The news is either talking about, you know, these ebikes or when iguanas fall out of trees. It's like they got two notes.
>> Well, not anymore. Now it's summer.
>> There's still going to be >> no iguanas are falling out of trees now.
>> Guarantee you this. An iguana story is still to be had.
>> Yeah. Every time I turn around, there's another story. It's either, you know, some kind of accident has happened or there's anger with it because there's so much backlash in the community about the ebikes right now. And I think there's going to be until, like I said, they get in there and they finally put a little bit of legislation on this and they start making sure the kids are licensed, that you do have to wear your helmet, all these kind of like little things.
It's a motorcycle. Call it what it is.
It's too fast for these kids that are not ready.
>> People don't like kids whipping around on something fast around them. They're they're not a big fan of that.
>> Yeah. And we've seen a couple issues.
One happened in Boka. Remember that older guy was kind of harassing the kids and he grabbed one of the kids I think by the arm and that became an issue. And then I see there's another story where a Jupiter mom is demanding felony charges after an elderly couple allegedly took two ebikes belonging to her 12-year-old son and his friend while the boys were fishing near Jupiter.
>> I watched this video and there's so many videos now of old people that are mad that kids are fishing in their neighborhood.
>> There is a ton of them. There is there Virginia is right.
>> I don't care >> because what happens is sometimes people go back in that area where they're living at. I know it may not be part of their property. I don't know. I'm not a property guy. But what will happen people go fishing. They'll leave they'll leave beer cans. They'll leave trash.
They leave all kinds of debris out there and then it's an eyesore for the people who live there and then they have to clean it up. That's why not everyone's being hashtagbeool. Well, these were just two kids that were like 11 and 14 or something. They were just fishing.
They weren't drinking beer. They weren't leaving trash. They weren't doing anything. And these old people just completely out of line are grabbing them, grabbing at their phone, taking their bikes.
>> Yeah. They said they thought that the bikes were abandoned. The boys say they were only just a short distance away.
And the couple's been charged with petty theft and simple battery.
>> Good. after it turned a little bit physical when the boys try to get their bikes back.
>> You can't get physical with kids when they're trying to get their property.
It's you're taking their property and then you get physical with them. I'm so happy that they are in trouble.
>> There's one where this lady goes, "Give me your skateboard right now and I want your full name." And the kids going, "Uh, I'm not giving you my skateboard or my full name. I want your full name right now." Lady, I'm not giving you my full name. I'm going to skate away and here's where you eat my dust.
>> But she really believed that by hers is saying that he was going to give up all this information. She's like, you're not getting my skateboard.
>> It's not a new phenomenon. It's just changed. When I was a kid, a teenager, a lot of it was skateboarding. That was the rebellious thing. And you would have the older adults for whatever reason, they get so cranky and they get so upset by seeing kids having fun and and then they want to cut it off. It so it's it's still happened. It's just now ebikes are the center of this. If if kids are being unsafe, yes, I totally agree. It should be shut down and stopped before somebody gets hurt. But if kids are sitting on the bank of the water fishing >> Mhm.
>> and their bikes are just laying there nearby them, that's not a dangerous situation.
>> But here, but all I will say is that's one incident that you're seeing. And I just have talked to other people who live in those kind of areas and they say people go back there and act a fool and disturb the peace and they trash the area and that's why they are already kind of like what are you doing back here? I'm not saying it's right on a casebyase basis.
>> I agree. I mean what is the law? What does the law say? Are you allowed to go back there and fish? Is it their property? I would just tell these people there are people you can call. You can document stuff. You have videos. You can do photos. You can let the and the non-emergency number let police know these kind of situations are going on.
>> Well, these kids live nearby. They weren't like some vagrants from out of town that chose this bond.
>> Yeah. I mean, if they are acting a fool, and I don't know that they are.
>> They weren't. They were fishing.
>> Yeah. Exactly. That's why I don't even know why these old people even get involved in these kind of things. They can't help themselves. I guess that happens at a certain age.
>> They cannot help themselves. is they think they are the keepers of order for the whole entire neighborhood.
>> It's a weird phenomena. It's not a new thing. It's just something happens when you get that age. You just think you're community police.
>> Well, I think too maybe you're not working anymore. There's a sense of okay, I I've lost my purpose. I need to feel important. I need to feel a rush of some kind of purpose in my life. That's what I see in my community. a lot of people that are retired that maybe were middle management their whole life and they got yelled at and now this is their chance to yell at other people. It's a power thing.
>> Also, two things can be true. You can be old and crotchety and you also can be young and disrespectful as well and it's a bad combination.
>> And all I'm saying is a lot of times we see a clip of a video, you don't see what started, how the whole thing and you see a 30-se secondond clip and then everyone makes the judge and jury on something. Well, I love that the cops showed up and the kids were not cited.
The grown-ups were.
>> Yeah. And in that case, I'm the law did the right thing >> in this instance.
>> Yeah. I'm just saying there's a reason why people get annoyed with it.
>> And the mom is demanding the felony charges because she argues the bikes were expensive enough to justify felony grand theft charges. And she said the incident traumatized the children. So, we'll see what happens.
>> Pursue it.
>> Definitely. Don't drop the charges.
Don't let these old people off the hook.
They were out of line and they're entitled. You don't get old privilege and get to put your hands on kids that aren't yours.
>> And a text about you sending these horrific images to your son Rocco about head injuries and wearing his helmet.
This person says, "I know it seems laughable, but this is creating his core beliefs and aiding in his anxieties, V.
And as someone who had that pounded into her head, I'm now 37. I have severe panic disorder." Yes, I wrote that in, >> but I lied about my age because I'm 49.
>> Yeah, I don't care. I am trying to scare him into wearing his helmet. He's defying me. I got to I got to step it up.
>> Mhm. And uh to defend the older people that uh are clamping down on the kids fishing. It's trespassing, liability of the property, violation of posted notices. Some reasons why. Not condoning it in any way, but >> that's all I'm saying. kids live there, >> but you don't >> I don't know the facts, >> but I don't know that it gives you a pass always to be able to use that even if you do live there. There are accesses in my neighborhood with the HOA that I cannot use even though I live in that neighborhood. And apparently in this HOA in Jupiter, fishing by the water is not something that is allowed. And there's a reason for that. We've got anonymous caller on here with the HOA. And what is the reason why you wouldn't want those kids back there uh with their bikes or not fishing? What is the purpose for that?
>> Hi. So, we really don't care about the kids that fish in our lake, but we do care about the alligators that are in the lake that will attack the kids.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's why we enforce the no fishing rule because if those kids are attacked, even though we have signs up, we will be held liable and sued, you know, for millions. M. Now, tell me what this older couple should have done because we don't have a good outcome here. If you were to see that and you live in a community and you actually do care about the welfare of these kids and you don't want to see them get attacked by a gator and that's the reason why you want to say something, do you recommend that they call the HOA or do they call a non-emergency number for the local police?
>> Well, there's a sign up saying call the police if you see it and it's the non-emergency number. And also our our people in our community know to call the board members. If you see something, say something to a board member and we'll take care of it. And we we haven't had to call the police yet. Usually we go up to the kids and we try to explain it to them.
>> And they do get mouthy. They get very mouthy.
>> But we try to explain that look, you're going to slip on the rocks. You're going to hurt yourself.
>> Or you're going to be sitting there and gator's going to come out of the water and maybe you try to run away and it grabs you. Yeah, >> we can't control the gators. They come and go. They come and go through the sewage pipes, you know.
>> And I assume that the kids don't really seem to care about that explanation.
>> Not at all.
>> How did I know? I guess because I was that kid one day.
>> Yeah, >> we we we get a we usually get a middle finger and a big FU and you know, these are these are 12 year olds, 13 year olds, >> and they don't care. And so at that point, we just stand there and we escort them off the property.
>> I'll tell you what really freaked the kids out if you had >> University of Florida football gators come out of the water. You're like, "What the heck is going on here?
>> This is surreal.
>> That would be something."
>> Yeah.
>> Now, not a very good idea.
>> Yeah. I think this is just kind of what happens. And what you're talking about here, the way those kids respond that triggers older adults so much because first of all, the kids are doing something they're not supposed to be doing. And then they get mouthy about it and they're disrespecting their elders cuz they were always told when they were younger, never disrespect your elders.
And now that they're an elder, they want respect and they're not getting it >> because they gave it.
>> Yeah. They're like, I felt like I and you know, honestly, we could probably replay tape of them. That's what I would recommend. You may not have done such a good job after all.
>> Old people definitely respected Gators.
That's for dang sure.
>> Mhm. Yeah. So, that's the reason for the rule. Because of social media and technology, new etiquette is being thrust on us pretty quick and sometimes we don't have time to really discuss what is the right way to handle it. And now somebody's want to know if you're a jerk if you don't respond to online invitations. Says here in this uh text that we got says, "My niece just had her graduation party and her mom sent out invitations online. Sadly, some people didn't even bother to respond, including a few family members. And trust me, close family members knew about the party. However, some did not send so much as a card. Like many families, we've got a lot of drama from time to time. But in my mind, this is plain ignorance. The way I was raised was to always be respectful and always send a card and gift. Is this just my family or is this happening a lot?
I think the older generation, if they don't get a card in the mail with a graduation announcement, they're like, "What is this? What is this online announcement?" I'm not sending a gift for an online announcement, an email, some Facebook invite.
>> Yeah. Some of those digital invites sometimes can look like almost like some junk mail.
>> Yeah. An advertisement or something.
Well, I get invites to a lot of stuff that I don't even know the people that are sending it. So, I don't open it >> cuz also I'm thinking, "Oh, is this really a evite or is this me just clicking on something that's like going to put a virus in my computer?" So, if I don't know what's going on or if it doesn't say what it is, I don't even open it.
>> I I there's a lot of things I don't open anymore. I don't think everyone here at work likes me because there's I'm afraid to get the company sued. Yeah, cuz we've been hacked.
>> I'd rather have you be annoyed with me in the hallway than having me have the company get sued. Honestly, >> the thing that I would tell a lot of people, and I'm starting to see this more and more, is I've basically abandoned my personal Facebook.
>> Yeah.
>> And if people assume that you're very active on it, and I've talked to other people that says it's been seven years since I've been on my Facebook, and I would say it's probably been the same for me. Every now and then I somehow stumble in it, but I've been signed out and all these kind of things >> and I don't have a password.
>> Yeah. I >> How do I get back in?
>> Right. And it just it doesn't seem to want to ever work for me. And and I give up so fast. I'm like, I don't have the kind of time to deal with this. I've got so many other social media messages that I've got to deal with. And I figure if there's somebody close enough to me, you have access to me. You have my phone.
Everybody's got my phone number.
>> You've given it out on the radio, Kevin.
>> I have. Yeah, your address is out there.
Okay, everyone knows where we live.
We're easy to get to.
>> So, if it's important enough, you need to go to that level to know the direct point of conversation for me. And if you were to give me a hard time because I did not get to something on Facebook >> cuz I missed the Facebook invitation to the party.
>> I think that's I think it's a dangerous thing to try to hold somebody accountable to that and that's in a sense what they're trying to do here. I did something like that with my Twitter, my main Twitter where I have the most followers and I changed the name to instead of Jason Pennington, it was when I had a ponytail and I was watching a lot of Cobra Kai to Terry Silver.
>> Yeah, we thought you were going through something.
>> And then for some I got locked out and then I made a new Jason Pennington that only has three followers. So when you go to my Twitter, it looks like Jason from the KBJ show only has three followers.
>> Well, it looks like a fake account.
>> It just doesn't You're like, "That can't be him." Three followers.
>> But that Terry Silver account doesn't look good either cuz I have a ponytail.
>> I think you are totally allowed to blow off Facebook, Evvite, email invitations, email graduation announcements.
You're allowed to blow off anything. You don't have to go to somebody's party.
You don't have to send somebody a gift.
What if you're going through a financial crunch and you don't want to send them 50 bucks?
>> That's why I if you really need to get a hold of me and you really need something from me, I'm not hard to find.
>> Yeah, I will get lost in the sauce. If I'm looking at a Evite that looks like you're I don't know, a balloon advertisement.
>> But if you're sending out invitations into the world to anything and you're like, "Oh, they didn't respond."
You are a [ __ ] If you put that much expectation on other people to act like you would act, you're going to go through life very disappointed and upset all the time cuz people are not going to act the way that you would act. And that's okay. Let it go.
>> Here's a good one. You do get the evite.
You're like, "Oh man, I never got it. I guess it must have got lost in the junk mail. I I really wanted to go to that party.
>> It went to my junk mail folder. I never saw it. never saw the invitation.
>> Well, Stephanie said, "I'm confused. Is the evite to a graduation or a party, or is it an invite just to send a gift?"
And it doesn't sound like they're upset about a lack of attendance that they didn't have your smiling face there.
They're upset that they didn't have your card and gift.
>> They want that ching, baby.
>> And look, you know, >> you can't be expecting things from people. If you go through life expecting people to give you gifts or show up to your party, you're going to be constantly frustrated and sad.
>> What's a good Okay, let's say you know the family decent, but you're not great friends with them and the kid is graduating. How much do you give the kid for a graduate? What what's what's the normal on that?
>> It depends on your financial status first and foremost. If you're struggling, I would say nothing. You send a card with nothing in it and you say, "Congratulations. If you're having trouble paying your own bills, you shouldn't be expected to give a cash gift to somebody else's kid."
>> Oh, that kid's going to hate me.
>> But if you have the money, you know, 50 bucks is great.
>> Yeah, that's what I'm asking. What's the average for a graduation gift?
Especially >> 50 to 100.
>> If it's in and then if it's in your inner circle, that's when you give a little bit more.
>> Yeah. I mean, if you have it, it's nice to give, but if it's not your inner circle, you do not have to give big >> cuz what if there's like 19 kids that year?
>> Exactly. You got to give out graduation gift.
>> You got to make it fair. If you give one cousin 50 bucks, you got to give them all 50 bucks.
>> Okay. 19 cousins, everyone's getting a dollar.
>> Thank God for small families, right?
>> Yeah. And I think that's why 82% of people are saying you're not a jerk for not sending a card and gift for a graduation evite.
>> No, you are not at all. Don't let people guilt you into feeling bad.
>> It feels like a cash grab to me.
>> Oh, well, so much of this is, let me guess, there's a GoFundMe page as well.
>> We have graduations going on all over the place. High school, college stuff has kind of already been going on. No, my son did some kind of ceremony yesterday where he's been crowned now a senior, I guess. I've never heard of this kind of thing, but they always have new little things going on, I guess, in the high schools.
>> Being a senior is a big deal.
>> Oh, it is. Yeah, absolutely. He's got that crown now. Now, the one thing that you may have snoozed on, but it makes perfect sense. Do you remember when you were in college and it was the end of the year or you're graduating, you're leaving, and what the dumpsters look like outside at your dorm?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> There was all kinds of furniture. There were like TVs, things that weren't that bad. It was just a lot of times they didn't want to carry it or move it to the next place. They're like, "Just throw it away. Who cares? Just put it out there and see what happens. Let somebody take it."
>> Sometimes there was a student that just parted too hard out there. It's kind of chilling out in the dumpster.
>> Throwing away like a piece of trash.
>> Well, now this time of year, this is a good little side hustle. They say that some college students are seeing the value in this and they're going around and they're grabbing some of the furniture, some of the clothing that's left out there, electronics, appliances.
It's thrown out. A lot of it's pretty good. Doesn't need much to be fixed up, cleaned up, whatever, and then resold.
And there's a couple kids that have been on social media now showing what they have done and then showing what they have made. and they've taken several vacations. They funded just from the money that they have earned from going around and finding all the stuff that college students are throwing away this time of year.
>> Good for them.
>> My mom was real talented at that. She would she we'd always go dumpster diving and she had an eye of finding something that looked like it was trash and she'd always be able to turn into treasure and that was kind of her thing and she's really good at it. Some people have an eye for that totally. Yeah. It's it's smart. It's easy. Those are the kind of things that if you saw a kid like my son who's, you know, going to be 18 jumping on something like that, that's like an entrepreneurial mindset where you're saying all I have to do is take a little bit of time and the markup I can get for this little bit of effort could be exponential.
>> I've got the time, >> right? Yeah. Just take it from me. Leave the couches alone.
>> Yeah. We don't do fabrics >> because you never know if the fabrics have bed bugs. Well, you you know they've got something on the list. Bed bugs has actually gone a little bit further in the other things that scare me.
>> I'm kind of pumped if it's only bed bugs, >> right?
>> Yes. Only bed bugs.
>> Do you think this statement about dumb people is true? They have a better chance of success than some people that might be a lot more intelligent than them. Now, this is coming from some Tik Tocker named MJ Gray, but she's claiming that dumb people have a higher chance of becoming successful. And here's her explanation.
>> Dumb people have a higher chance of being successful than smart people. And it's not a matter of being smart or dumb. Both smart people and dumb people have one have some one thing in common.
They both have a propensity for fear.
People who are not very smart and afraid just do what they're told. They just do what they're told. They don't take any risks. They don't they you know they do what they know is going to be secured.
They follow the path that is the most traveled. Smart people who are afraid don't take action. They will sit there and they will analyze something to death. The most important thing is taking action. Taking imperfect action.
>> Okay. So she's saying that the overinkers they get stuck trying to predict every possible mistake while more actionoriented people are willing to take what she called imperfect action.
now and figure it out as they go.
>> They just say yes. Sometimes because you can overthink something and be like, "Okay, it didn't come out >> the way I would like." And so I'm not talk yourself out of it, >> right? And sometimes the people that are more successful are just jumping into it and saying, "Okay, let's just make it happen. See what happen. We'll figure it out as we get there. We don't have to have it all figured out ahead of time.
We'll figure it out as we go."
>> When I first started in radio, I saw a perfect example of this. There was this girl and you know what? She was a hard worker, but she was also dumb. She had no fear.
>> And she was out there and just getting rejected, but not hearing it. Yeah.
>> And just driving forward and because she wasn't overthinking it because she didn't think a lot. She was just super aggressive and super dumb and she was super successful. And I sat back and watched her and I was like, >> damn. you know, all the negativity, all the the rejection, it never sunk in. And she didn't let it in her head because she was not overthinking things like that. And I was very jealous of her in that respect because she was like just boopping through success >> and not overthinking anything.
>> Yeah. I think as many things on TikTok, I think there are partial truths in her statement. I don't think it's absolutely true. I think that intelligent people have to realize that you're never going to have a 100% closed deal where it's going to make all kinds of sense. You look at anything else that has ever succeeded, has been a huge success. I'm sure even looking at Amazon and taking it to the level that Jeff Bezos did, there were a lot of that stuff where it's like this doesn't make sense that people are going to be able to get something to their house within a day and you're got these huge warehouses all over the place and some may be like this is madness. But >> look at it now.
>> At some point he didn't. You're not going to call him unintelligent and he might have thought it through a lot, but at some point he said it's good enough to take action now.
>> Exactly. That the the Tik Tok you played a Sith statement. It's it's full of absolute tr it's it's not right. You can overthink something and being an intelligent person because some decisions does take a little bit of overthinking. Yes. If if you're talking about something ma majorly serious, you might have to overthink that. And I think an intelligent person, they'll overthink it and they get through it quicker and they are they accept failure quicker.
>> Her point is that confidence, intuition, and the willingness to act matter more than trying to be perfect. She said, "You're not going to think your way into success."
>> I agree with that.
>> I think that at some point that there are people that they paralyze themselves with thought. And you've got to recognize when you are doing that and just realize I'm never gonna have a 100% this makes absolute sense idea. That sometimes you have to roll a dice. You have to take a risk. You have to gamble.
Anybody who's really won big, they've gambled big.
>> You have that balance.
>> And you have to understand too that a little bit of failure is part of success.
>> Sure.
>> And you have to look at that failure and go, okay, that's a lesson. It's not a fail.
>> The action alone becomes an education.
>> I did. Yeah. I I didn't sit on the sidelines and just wait for good things to happen to me by other people.
>> Yeah. I think overthinkers before they start the project, they're trying to anticipate and they think they're going to be able to figure out everything. But you don't know what you don't know. And that's why you have to launch into it.
>> You'll never be able to predict the problems that are going to come your way. But just have confidence in yourself that you will figure it out.
>> That's it. I don't just say I'm overthinking this whole conversation.
That's it.
That's what we don't try to do here.
>> It's the dirt of the day.
>> It's the dirt of the day.
>> This dirt of the day is brought to you by my favorite closet people. Closets by design.com.
Well, there is a douchy battle that is brewing between two rockers that really look like they both think they are amazing.
Young Blood and Machine Gun Kelly. Now, apparently back in the day, they used to be boys. They were actually all in the group of young douchy rockers that hung out a lot uh back in the day. Now they hate each other and Young Bloodood and Machine Gun Kelly are firing barbs.
>> Machine Gun Kelly, formerly known as Twin Flame.
>> Yes, got him. That's the one making sure you know him.
>> The drama started when Young Bloodood posted a video saying that live music has become inaccessible.
I need a cheaper fan experience, more affordable tickets. That's why I'm gonna be doing Bloodfest.
>> Okay. What is it? What did Twin Flame say?
>> Bloodfest. You know, Young Blood Bloodfest.
>> Oh, yeah. I hate that.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, Machine Gun Kelly responded >> saying that, "Oh, no. You couldn't sell tickets. you weren't able to sell tickets to your event and that's why you're not worried about, you know, mental health or people not being able to afford access to go see live shows.
This is about nothing more than you not being able to sell tickets. So now they are going back and forth and Young Bloodoods people have said, "Look, we're not going to comment anymore on this with Machine Gun Kelly. He genuinely doesn't have time to engage in this.
We're focusing on a soldout North American tour right now. Okay.
>> We wish Machine Gun Kelly the best.
>> When Young Bloodood gets older, it's going to be tough cuz then he's I mean, I guess you could change it to old blood, which is kind of cool.
>> Not as sexy.
>> Not as sexy, but I'm old blood. I'm old school.
>> Well, I mean, there are people who know that like New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys.
>> True.
>> Every little rapper out there that's now middle-aged.
>> Little this, Lil. Little little anything is the beach boys the nerve.
>> Right.
>> Well, they're saying that the roast of Kevin Hart drew 13 and a half million viewers, u making it the number one show on Netflix's TV list. That roast aired May 10th and was part of Netflix continued push into the live comedy event. Those roasts do really, really well. You can expect probably many, many more. The one that we're hoping happens is the roast of Will Smith cuz that would be amazing.
>> I don't think you'll see it. I think I think he takes himself way too seriously. I think it would be a great move.
>> It's a pie in the sky dream. Jay Burn >> and I think if you do do it with Will Smith, it's got to be fullon gloves are off.
>> They need to go for it.
>> Yes. You could tell Brady though. I don't know if you got you saw Tom Brady do his set. You could tell someone has been working with him on his stage presence on him delivering. He absolutely he he got better uh just looking relaxed up there.
>> Well, he did the same thing in football.
He got trained and trained and trained and then the work ethic on that cat is no joke. He will go full gorilla on being the best. And he won't start out the best, but much like your quote, he starts out, he makes mistakes. He starts out, he makes mistakes, but he trains and he gets better. And each time you see him on the mic, Tom Brady has taken a step up and elevated his skill.
>> It's got to suck, though. I mean, because it is pretty long. To be one of the last ones to go has got to be very tough.
>> Oh my gosh, the pressure. I mean, Kevin Hart's got to go last because he's the one that's getting roasted, so he's got his own thing. But if you're one of the comedians that has to roast everybody up there and you're last, man, you're probably crossing off jokes. You're probably trying to think of >> Oh, no. They took my joke.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you know who this person is, Kevin?
Rasheed Rice.
>> Yes, I do. He plays with the Kansas City Chiefs. He's kind of the guy that uh in a sense, you know, they have that really Tyreek Hill fast guy position and so he's he's kind of the person has tried to fill that role.
>> Well, maybe this is a fast guy characteristic, but he's a little naughty.
>> And now Rasheed Rice is going to be spending a chunk of his off season behind bars. Yeah.
>> Now, the Kansas City Chiefs receiver was ordered to serve 30 days in jail for violating the conditions of his probation. I don't know if you remember the details, but I was looking back over this and I was like, whoa. Yeah, he is naughty. He got into a car crash where he was driving a Lamborghini at over a 100 miles an hour, resulting in a multiple car wreck and then instead of staying on the scene, he did what a good wide receiver would do and he left on foot quickly.
>> He went on a go route.
>> He went on a go route and kept going.
>> Did he score?
He got away from the scene but then, you know, had to plead basically guilty to this collision involving serious bodily injury, racing on a highway. And so, as a part of his five-year probation, Wow.
>> He has to do drug tests and he did a P test. Guess what? Marijuana in the urine. They don't like that when you're on probation. So, now they're gonna lock him up. He's got to do 30 days here in the off season.
>> I always wondered too cuz you do see a lot of videos where out of the blue they've got somebody getting ready to get arrested and then in a split second you you could see it in their eyes. They just take off and start running. Within five to 10 steps of you taking off running, do you automatically think, uh, this was not the right move?
You better hope that you have the fattest cops that have shown up as the first responders to the scene.
>> Or if you get a good, you know, if you get a good inside step on on the police officer, do you think, "Oh, I might have a shot of getting out of this thing."
>> We've seen it go both ways. I would not recommend it because these guys can immediately call for backup. The helicopter, they know which direction you ran, so they can form a perimeter. I would not recommend running, but when Rashi Rice ran, the cops hadn't even showed up to the scene yet. He wrecked the Lambo over a 100 miles an hour. He was going, >> he just goes fast.
>> He looked around. He saw people were falling out of vehicles and definitely injured. And he said, "I'm going to take my chances before the cops show up and run."
>> I just know as soon as I started running, it I would immediately run into a barbwire fence made out of cactus. I just wouldn't be able to. I'm like, you got me. I tried.
>> And that's what's going on in your dirt.
>> Well, if you ever wonder what KBJ sounded like when we were in school, this really gives you an idea of that.
When you're asked a question that you should have known the answer to, but you did not. How did you cover for yourself?
You're in the middle of the class and everybody's looking at you to provide a good answer, and you don't know what you're talking about.
>> I dread it. We had one teacher. She'd go down every single every number. So, you knew you'd do the math in your head. Go, "Oh, I'm going to be called a number 17 and I do not know the answer to number 17."
>> Right. Yeah. You figured out the math how she was calling on people in the rows.
>> Mhm. So, we're going toh get the answers here to see who can deliver the best performance here on something that maybe they might know the answer to. So, we'll kind of see what that is or can they make it sound like they do. And am I closed? Virginia, we start with you here today. Can you tell me why do we call it a cell phone? Where did that term cell come from in the cell phone?
>> Well, Kevin, uh cell obviously is short for cellular and that is how the phone's transmission is given and received these cellular units inside the phone. Bam. Am I close?
>> Okay. All right.
>> Wow. We'll move on to JBird over here and ask him a question.
>> Thank you, Kevin.
>> About a little citrus here. Can you tell me why do lemons float while limes tend to sink?
>> Uh, it's basically a seed issue. Now, lemons have a very light seed. In fact, uh, people used it for participation in, uh, farming times back in the 1700s.
>> Farming times like they've ended. Well, they they basically used it to give a uh a a lemon corn. Now, the lime, unfortunately, has a lot more um how you say uh liquid inside the peeling, making it more uh less uh boy.
>> Am I close?
>> What was that last word?
>> Buy. Am I close?
>> That was a ride. Good. I would have loved if any student in my class would have answered that way like that's great, man.
>> So, you don't kick me out. You keep me in.
>> No, I if I were another student, I'd be like, "Thank God, man. Whatever I'm going to deliver, whatever I got when they come to me, it's I'm going to be all right. I'm going to be all right."
>> The worst is when you're like halfway through and you forget exactly what the question was.
>> It does happen.
>> It's only maybe a quarter of the way through, you're kind, what was this about again? And Denny's, I'm going to ask you. Uh, can you try to give me more of a medical explanation for why we get butterflies in our stomach? You probably heard of that term. Why Why does that happen?
>> Uh, that's because back uh with the Aztec warriors. Yes. And Native American warriors, they used to crush up butterflies >> and they would eat them and that would give them courage for the fight. But if they didn't do it well enough, >> Yes.
>> Uh, some of the butterflies would still be alive fluttering around.
>> Wow. And if they got the butterflies in their stomach, it would make them apprehensive to enter battle.
>> Yes.
>> Am I close?
>> Correct me if I'm wrong. Crushed butterflies and lemon juice worked great together.
>> They both you season them.
>> Exactly. Okay, Kevin, clearly you took that class. Well, >> I'm teaching it.
>> The concept of crushing a butterfly makes me want to cry >> cuz it's >> Well, they're Aztec warriors, Virginia.
>> Yeah, good point.
>> You got to have that edge, to you. Me, too.
>> I guess I'm not an Aztec warrior.
>> I mean, if you get soft to the death of a butterfly, how you going into battle, man?
>> That's right. They use a mortar and pestle.
>> Fact, that's the way to separate them.
>> The Aztec warriors that cry to the death of a butterfly baker. All right, you're going to sit this one out.
>> We don't need you, Dom.
>> Yeah. Go have a seat.
>> Okay. Who delivered the best and worst answer? You're going to let us know right now on the KBJ Show YouTube channel. Okay. Who gave us the best answer in Am I Close? We asked Virginia why we call it a cell phone and she talked kind of about the regions and whatnot when it came to the uh phone and sounded like it was pretty on. There was one thing though that uh you know I guess it uh is all about the little map that they drew the cellular networks back in the 1970s.
>> Yeah.
>> Mhm. Yeah. So it's called a cell phone because the coverage areas were in small geographic sections called >> cells. Yeah. Thank you, Virginia. Yeah, it was good.
>> Yeah, that's what I meant.
>> Yes. Right. So, it was >> just exactly how you said it.
>> I would have been like, you know what? I think I gave her an easy question. I think she kind of covered herself. I don't know that she really did the homework assignment. So, I think if I were the teacher, I would have left me.
But about 60% of people said you had the best answer.
>> Wow. Now, the question here is um who had the worst answer? Would it be Jay-Bird or Denny? Just give me that worse.
>> Now, we asked J-Bird about why lemons float while lime sank. And uh you were talking a little bit about seeds, the weight of the seeds.
>> He took us on a journey >> and then there was water under the rind and all kinds of stuff there that happened.
>> My only regret is that I didn't get to talk about chapter two of the process.
>> I don't know if we got time.
>> Yes. Well, he had the second best answer. Huh? What?
>> 33% of people said JB bird.
>> That's That's insane.
>> Despite struggling to say buoyancy.
>> I just I didn't even know where >> that was his final word. He closed it with bullying is what it was. Or Beyonce. I'm not sure what he said.
>> You said Beyonce.
>> I tried to make it more French.
>> Yes. Okay.
>> Well, the actual answer is objects float if they're less dense than water and they sink if they're denser. Lemons are slightly less dense than water, while limes are slightly denser. They say lemons have a thicker, more porous rind with tiny air pockets that increase buoyancy. And even though the limes are smaller, size doesn't determine floating density does.
>> A lime is built like a lady uh that has a good backside. And a lemon is built like a girl like me that does not have a good backside. We're not dense over here. the the the teacher wants you to shut the hell up.
>> Yeah. Like just how you're bringing it down to the class.
>> Limes are like a thick girl. They're dense.
>> It's like basically it's the whole castaway theory. Wilson the the volleyball. It floats. Buoyancy.
>> Beyonce.
>> And then we asked Denny's why we get butterflies in our stomachs. And he went down a path of Aztec warriors eating butterflies. And sometimes they would not be dead and they'd be flying around in their stomach and then they would have that sensation. And that's why they said butterflies in the stomach.
>> Down a disturbing path of butterfly murder that I was just shook by.
>> I'm pretty sure I saw that on Ancient Aliens.
>> Did you? Okay.
>> Probably. They talk about anything.
>> Yeah, they really do.
>> Yeah. Uh really the butterflies in the stomach is all about the fluttery, jittery, borderline nauseating feeling that we get when you have anxious moments, love interest, maybe you got a job interview, something like that. Do do you get butterflies other than romantic feelings? Is there something in your life where you get excitement butterflies, not dreadful ones?
>> Do you still at your age get that? Cuz they say the older you get, they die.
>> Yeah. No, my butterflies are dead. It's all about dread.
>> Damn.
>> Yeah.
>> Did Did Denny's kill your butterflies?
Like he killed the Aztec ones?
>> Is that real? The older you get.
>> I don't know who killed my butterfly.
>> Damn.
>> It's too exciting. Butterflies die the older you get. If you don't get butterflies, maybe you need to make some changes cuz we should all still be getting butterflies.
>> You know what I think it is? And if you talk about that, I think when you're younger, you have newer experiences. And I wouldn't say never. Look, if there's something new that I've never done, I think when you get to my age, those things start to happen less and less.
When you're a younger kid, then there's a lot more newer experiences you're going to have for the very first time, and you'll have that sensation. So, you know, somebody wants to do something really awesome for me that I've never done before, please do it. I'll see if I have butterflies.
>> That make that does make sense because you even see it with with Denny's son, baby Lachlin. There's a lot of firsts he's going through. And I get how that could be an excitement, but you're right. Those butterflies are few and far between. The older you're on the >> excitement, it's anxiety. You don't know what you're going to be getting yourself into.
>> I would say we all need more butterflies.
>> I agree.
>> I agree. Less caterpillars, more butterflies.
>> Yeah.
>> I'll crush them up.
Damn, Beyonce.
>> The thing about this though is what causes it. They say that when you have that anxious moment, it's actually a surge of hormones, cortisol and dopamine, things like that that can affect your stomach because the mind and the tummy are so correlated. It's the sympathetic nervous system. Someone was going through this and they were going to therapy for it because they said they were h they were mixing up excitement butterflies >> versus terrible butterflies and they couldn't decipher what kind of butterflies they were getting butterflies about horrific things but they were feeling good and then when when they were feeling bad they'd get good butterflies. It was all crossed up and they had to sit down and talk to somebody.
>> Yeah. I think sometimes you got to separate the butterflies from the anxiety and maybe they are the same thing where you just have that feeling.
But that's what it is. It's you having that rush. The mind then affects the stomach. And it's weird how they are connected together.
>> Cuz when I'd play baseball, when you're on deck, I would get horrific butterflies. I would feel them in my stomach. Those were nerves.
>> Yeah, it was. Yeah. It's your brain, basically the sympathetic nervous system that is triggering the cortisol and whatnot. And you feel the effects in your tummy. I get the same feeling when you say dirt of the day is coming up.
>> Here comes those butterflies.
>> Whatever. Do it [ __ ] is the most butterfly inducing thing we do.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Virginia hates that game for some reason.
>> She does. I I find delightful.
>> Not this week though. We won.
>> We want to get those random strong opinions that you have to debate. Do you have something or you just way off the mark?
Now, one of these texts says the middle seat should always get both armrests.
>> I disagree with that.
>> Okay. What do you think, Virginia?
>> Uh, I kind of have a tendency to agree with that. I don't want to be fighting with the middle seat over the armrest because I can lean to the right or I can lean to the left and just let them have it.
already they're packed in like the cream filling of an uncomfortable Oreo and I don't want to make it any worse for them and I also don't want to be all up on them.
>> Honestly, I do the the mannequin when when I'm in a situation like that. I just basically try to stay as still as I can and not move and it's usually a 5-h hour flight and it's very uncomfortable.
>> But are you talking about movie theater as well? Just any kind of row. Now, that's a little bit trickier because, you know, you're not going to have just three seats. You'll have a full row.
>> And now they're making it so you don't have to share armrests with people anymore like in the movies. I love that.
>> It's almost getting to a point where it's a little too comfortable in the theater where people are like laying down basically.
>> You're just mad cuz you have sleep issues and you keep falling asleep.
>> Well, this one guy like laying down in three seats picking his feet basically farting. It's like, dude, you're not in your living room. Okay.
>> Right. Too comfortable.
>> Little too comfortable.
>> Yeah. Now, I asked uh should the middle seat always get both armrests? 60% of people said yes.
>> Wow.
>> I would give it to them. I'm like, I'm going to lean if I'm on either side and let them just have it.
>> I Well, that's my my philosophy is I don't even try to take the middle rest.
I just I I go like this. Like I cross my arms and >> they can't move. The middle seat can't move. Both end seats can move. We can shift and lean. The middle seat can't.
>> Yeah.
>> Random strong opinion here said soup is just hot salad water.
>> I disagree.
>> I so disagree.
>> I love soup.
>> You're talking to people who soup. There it is.
>> Yeah. Soup is like the best thing ever.
I was falling asleep last night dreaming of a soup that I want to make cuz I'm going to a party this weekend and it's very seafoodbased party. So, I'm so excited. I think I'm going to make an oyster soup.
>> Oh, if you don't dress up as a lobster, you don't love the ocean.
>> You know I will.
>> I made that pizza soup. Remember I was telling you I was going to make that? Do a little review.
>> Yes.
>> It was nothing. Do you want me to tell you now or or do you want to see the views? I mean, it's like at 700 views.
It's crushing.
>> Tell us and we'll still watch it.
>> Okay. Thank you. And you can even leave a comment. Hey, this video sucks. I just need the engagement.
>> How was the pizza soup?
>> It was nothing short of disgusting.
>> I did not. It smelled >> like who did it and ran? It tasted like Who did it and ran? Not my flavor.
>> Damn.
>> I know.
>> Was it just like tomato sauce? It it just it it wanted to be tomato bisque, but it wasn't. You ever have that? It's kind It was trying to do something and it just missed.
>> Interesting.
>> Had a bully ingredient in there. And I think that bully ingredient might have been, I don't know, plutonium.
>> Well, that's not very tasty.
>> Allegedly.
>> Nobody actually enjoys networking.
>> I don't know. I've seen people that love it.
>> Do they love it or are they good at it?
You can be good at it and not love it.
There are people out there that are just trying and they're usually in real estate and they >> Well, they just got they just got fired from radio and now they're in real estate.
>> They love a networking event.
>> I've seen some people that do. Yeah, absolutely.
>> There's some people that are good at it, >> but I don't know if do they love doing it or are they just good at it?
>> I like it when I have a buzz. The worst thing is going to like one of those chamber happy hours sober and you're like walking around meeting all new people that are some a little off.
That's >> that's weird. But if I've got a buzz, it can be fun.
>> That's how you horrify the Kevin Rston.
If you're at a work event, Virginia has a buzz and she starts to network.
Kevin's like, "Somebody tackle her."
>> I'm trying to run interference.
>> Let me tell you, let me tell you about Kevin. She always finds the most important person in the room that can sink our career when she gets the most hammered and thinks this is now I'm primed and ready.
>> Like bird, you take >> Let's chat.
>> You bird, you take the right side. I take the left side. Let's try to cut her off in the middle.
>> I duck and you guys headbutt each other.
>> I still have nightmares about a few moments.
>> Oh, you're fleeooted. You're good. A couple drinks. You're not the easiest to catch.
>> I remember screaming across the party to her husband like, "You got to get Virginia.
Tackle her."
>> Cuz I was in a VIP area that I had snuck into. And you were on the other side of the velvet rope.
>> I couldn't get into the velvet robe section and she was heading for arguably the most powerful man in all radio.
>> Yeah, but it was a time where we needed to talk to this person and it was very >> She was going to handle it right then and there.
>> I got this.
>> Oh, guess what, Kev? She had something to say and she was going to keep it 100.
>> I'm only five martinis in. Let's talk.
>> I remember the horror in your face.
>> Truly truly horrified. I'm like, it's all over. I'm like, it ends tonight.
It's all done.
>> It ends tonight. And it was it was still daylight out, y'all. Like it ends tonight. Career is over, baby. We are done.
>> I need to tell her like it is. I need to speak my truth.
>> Yeah.
>> I think if Virginia were writing in, she would write, "Sobriby is a curse."
>> Yes. Okay. Yes.
>> Absolutely.
>> Absolutely. Yeah. What are we doing here?
>> I mean, we cannot be showing up sober, right?
>> Hello.
>> I was kid, church, work. No.
>> I was talking to a guy who goes, "Look, I'm not a big drinker. I'm really not."
He goes, "I I don't drink that often, but I if I go to like a a party or a a gathering and I don't have a drink," he goes, "I come off like a weirdo. I don't talk. I'm a wallflower. If I have one drink, maybe two, my personality comes out a little bit better." What are your thoughts on that?
>> I think uh alcohol can be a functional tool, but it's something that you have to treat with kid gloves like it's nitroglycerin. Respect it.
>> Yes. You have to know your limits, know what drink, make sure everything's right, and really pay attention to how you're feeling.
>> Is nitroglycerin bad?
>> You want to handle that carefully.
>> Two drinks could go to two months in the clink real quick.
>> You got to know yourself. Know thine self.
>> And get a spotter. Get a panda. Get a Kevin rston. And if they see you about to act up, they remove you.
>> But that can't be fun for the spotter.
Like Kevin was not having fun that day.
No, I was so anxious and I needed a drink, but I'm like, I can't have a drink.
>> I want I actually wanted to hug him.
>> It was tough.
>> He was not enjoying himself.
>> Yeah, let's get into it.
>> And I'm going to throw this out here.
This is kind of a personal one that I've got here. My random strong opinion.
Colonoscopies should be like fight club.
What is the number one rule of Fight Club?
>> Don't talk about it.
>> Yeah, Amy Schumer, come on. Um, I actually had kind of a botched colonoscopy, so I'm not feeling very sexual. But see, that's another thing you're not going to have to worry about for 15 years. Okay.
>> Okay. She said she's not feeling sexual because of a botched colonoscopy.
>> What happened? Is that possible?
>> Well, I'll tell you what happened. She missed the punchline writing it.
>> What is a botched colonoscopy and how is it leaving permanent damage on your butt? She's trying to be She's a comedian and she's over the top and she >> think it was a joke. She >> I'm not saying that something didn't happen, but these comedians take every part of their life and they use it into their routine. And I'm sure you'll >> She's probably happy that it got botched cuz she now has five minutes on stage.
>> Well, a lot of people our age are either about to have a colonoscopy or need to have one in a few years. I did not realize that this was something that could be botched. also >> and ruin your sex life and ruin your butt.
>> You guys also have to keep in mind who Amy Schumer is and what she does and how she does her comedy.
>> Is she lying or is that a thing?
>> Both can be true. She's probably It's something probably happened and she's using it in a routine.
>> I know it's true. I didn't want to hear about it.
>> Exactly.
>> That's what I know it's true. That's why I said it's like fight club. Let's not talk about it. I got so many people want to talk about the colonoscopies now. I'm like, can we not just You know what?
It's fight club. Like, let me tell you about mine. Mine was great.
>> I know you're doing it. I know you got to get it done. We don't have to talk about it. I don't need all the details.
I don't need the the blowby-blow.
>> Broker do it once.
>> They've all done it and they it became a thing where it got to be we never talked about it and now we overshare it.
>> That's why I kind of want to put it back in the bottle.
>> I get it. Have it done. Yeah. Know what you got to do but we don't have to talk about it. It's fight club y'all. Come on. Let's stop talking about our colonoscopies.
>> That sucks.
That sucks.
us.
>> Kevin laughs at jokes 3 seconds too late like his software needed time to process human emotion. His leader energy feels more like an assistant manager at a pay less shoe store.
>> Virginia, your voice sounds like it lost a bar fight with a chainsaw. You'd be better suited as a mime. I'd rather listen to an orgy than you ever >> bird. Your brain runs like a browser with 47 tabs open and none of them are useful. Also, if you keep talking about these stupid UFOs, you're going to get your ass kicked by me and my family.
>> Denny's looks like he smells like salami and eats food out of the dumpster. His new name should be producer Smelly Cat.
Mix in a shower, bro. You stink.
>> You hate us. You hate us. You hate us.
You hate the show.
>> That sucks.
>> It's the KVJ.
>> Dirt of the day.
>> It's the KVJ.
>> Dirt of the day.
>> Virginia, take it away cuz you know we need that dirt of the day.
>> This dirt of the day is brought to you by my favorite closet people, closets by design.com.
Some of the players that were with Billy Joel in his early career have decided they are putting out a movie all about Billy Joel's early career despite the fact that Billy Joel and his representatives are not authorizing this project. They said legally and professionally it is misguided for them to proceed without Billy's approval.
But the director and the producer and the people that are putting it all together, they were with him in the beginning. So his first manager, Irwin, and his first drummer, John Small.
>> Okay.
>> Those two are teaming up and they want to chronicle the early years and from like 1966 to like the 70s.
>> Yeah. He was in a bunch of bands before that and their butt hurt because Billy Joel was the one that wrote the songs who, you know, studied Beethoven his entire life and their butt hurt because they came up with something in a studio session and now they want part of the shine. When Billy Joles, he's a songwriter. He wrote the songs and you see this all the time. He was really really tight with his band back in the 70s and there was some bad blood there because he fired them back in the 90s and some there was a guy who, you know, he committed suicide and some people wanted to blame that on Billy, but you can't. I mean, it just there's there's no basis there. So, there's a lot of internet crap about Billy Joel. That's not right. And they should be protecting Billy Joel on this.
>> Will you watch it?
>> Uh, I'll watch it to see if it's accurate. And look, Billy's got some dark I mean, Billy there there's some dark stuff about Billy Joel. There's no doubt about that. the guy's had a had some dark moments in his life.
>> Haven't we all?
>> Yeah. But it's when people try to say they wrote a song when Billy Joel is the heart and soul of the reason why the song became what they became.
>> And part of this too, they don't even have the rights to his life story or his music. So, >> right, >> how are you going to do a music biopic and you can't use the music? I think they're gonna focus on their relationships and tell their story.
Yeah.
>> And make it about what their relationships with Billy and what they were doing and what their communication was and what their lives were like.
>> They've always tried to make it as if they are the ones that really lifted Billy Joel into stardom. Meanwhile, Billy Joel already had hits on the radio before he ever met that band. And I love that band. By the way, >> this manager, Irwin, is saying, "I discovered Billy in 1966."
>> Irrwin's got a lot of nards. Irwin didn't discover crap. Okay, >> that's what Irwin's saying.
>> No, I'm not going to watch it. I'm too It's I'm too emotional.
>> Well, it's called Billy and Me. So, now you know what to steer clear of.
>> Billy and Lies.
>> Uh, it looks like we're going to have a wedding. Uh Donald Trump Jr. and his fiance, the Palm Beach socialite Betatina Anderson, are set to get married this weekend in the Bahamas in a small private ceremony. I guess they were originally thinking about a big one, but said while we're in war with Iran, I don't know if it's a good idea to have a lavish wedding.
>> So, they're going to do a small ceremony in the Bahamas.
>> Okay, that sounds big. And finally here, the Jonas Brothers are drum roll. Everybody's got one.
>> Hold on.
Okay, what do we got?
>> Launching a podcast.
>> No.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> No. And that's going to be >> Wow.
>> And it's called Hey Jonas with an exclamation mark.
>> Okay.
>> It airs starting today. You can go check it out. It'll not be just uh podcast audio. It'll also be video, >> man. I hope it's as good as the roast they did.
>> Mhm. And uh here they are talking about how they came up with the name Hey Jonas.
>> So, how do we how do we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys?
>> I honestly don't remember.
>> I think.
>> Okay. I was excited.
>> Oh gosh.
>> Now, is that the kind of thrilling stuff we're going to get with this?
>> That's what you're going to get. That kind of stuff.
>> I don't know if I can do it.
>> It's just a taste. I'd rather watch Billy and Lies.
>> You know what? Give me Frankie Jonas's podcast.
>> The bonus Jon.
>> Let's see what he's got to say.
>> And that's what's going on in your dirt.
>> Do you think most relationships have at least one dark secret that they never reveal in the relationship? Now, this might be a little bit darker than most.
This person who sent us an email said that when they're in their early 20s, they were desperate for money and they were robbing people to get by. that I was what a lot of my friends were doing in my home country and I kind of fell into their bad behavior as well and joined the club. Well, one night one of my targets actually fought back with me.
We got into a little bit of a fight. He had a knife. I turned it on him and he took a couple stabs of the chest and I found out later that he did not make it.
>> Oh no.
>> It was then that I knew I needed a big-time change in my life. I was not heading in the right direction and I was eventually going to die if I didn't get out of there. So, I got sober. I got to the United States and almost 15 years later, I'm doing very well. I'm still clean. I now have a career and I've been dating an amazing woman. But as we're getting closer, we're kind of revealing more and more about each other. And I've been holding on to this this very dark secret. And I just wonder, is this something I should ever reveal to her?
Let's say we talk about marriage one day. Do you need to reveal something like this?
>> Oh, the next time you guys get into a fight, she is going to bring that up.
Remember that time you killed that guy?
>> I'm going to tell on you.
>> Everyone's going to know. stabby stabber. You're like, "Oh, I shouldn't have said anything."
>> Yeah.
>> This is very tough because there's nothing good that will come out of you talking about this. I don't think you can't bring that person back. You can't change your past. You identified and you made changes >> when it comes to that stuff. Let's say you go to a priest or a pastor or and you sit down and tell them that. Do they have to go to the law? Like if you went to a priest and said, "20 years ago, I killed this guy in another country." Or do they just hear you and for, "Oh, here's your your blessings and don't kill again."
>> I don't know. I don't know how that works.
>> Yeah. Virginia, you're Catholic.
>> Well, I I mean, I don't think a priest would be able to figure out who you killed in the other country.
>> No, but what I'm saying is this sounds like this person is dealing with guilt and they're trying to get past that guilt. And I'm wondering if there's someone they can talk to that would guide them in the right direction because the priest may not tell anybody.
The wife could.
>> Yeah.
>> See what I'm saying?
>> Yeah. I would not tell the wife cuz if you guys get divorced, she's going to use that against you.
>> I mean, we the honeymoon phase ends eventually.
>> It always does.
>> And then she's she knows you murdered somebody. You don't think she's going to bring that up during a fight >> and then blackmail you?
>> Sure. Yeah. I mean, if you ever get divorced, be like, "Okay, I got something big time on you."
>> Not even divorce. I want those earrings for Christmas. Oh, you're not going to get them for me. Remember that murder you told me about?
>> Yeah. Remember that guy you stabbed?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No, I don't know how it would work. I don't know what country he came from and where this happened, what the situation.
>> I want to know.
>> Don't tell me nothing.
>> I don't know if that affects uh, you know, how much trouble you could get in.
Maybe there's some places where they would be like, "Yeah, we can't even really track it down. We don't have any conclusive proof that you did. It'd be too hard in our, you know, do they have extradition? You know, there's a lot of things where maybe he would never be held accountable for this situation that happened.
>> It it sounds more like a spiritual thing that he's struggling with and he wants to let his wife or his future wife know, look, this is what I did. Do you still love me as as as the man, you know, or will you always look at me with those murderous eyes I once had? he looks at is that he is a reformed person that the person he is now would never be in that kind of situation again and he had to remove himself. And so as they get closer to this now some people are saying he should have said that right away but that's probably hard to do like on a first date. Be like hey I don't know if you know but I murdered a dude like 15 years ago.
>> Pass the uh pass the clam strips >> having a good time.
>> You better stay in line woman.
>> Yeah. Typically uh when you murder and then the beginning years is when you really got to hold it close to the vest.
>> Yeah. And you know, you can justify too.
Stephanie said, you know, justice was served. He deserved it. Um, now I don't know about he didn't wasn't he the one who >> he was robbing a guy and the guy fought back and then he killed the guy he was robbing. That guy most certainly didn't deserve it.
>> Yeah. We call that justice, but we call that devil justice.
>> That's not justice.
>> No.
>> And and you do you you think about that guy and his poor family. He wasn't starting trouble, >> but he was just trying to protect his possessions.
>> And what about the guy or woman that's in prison for life who they do feel bad?
They they they got caught. They asked for, you know, forgiveness and they're stuck in prison. They didn't get away with it. He got away with murder. Yeah.
>> And that's that's a different animal.
>> Stop talking. Stop writing to radio stations. Stop telling people this.
>> Don't tell people that, Virginia. We need the content.
>> We do need the content. But with that said, what number did that come from?
>> Delete. Delete. Delete.
>> I think we just solved the case, Kevin.
>> Now, should he reveal this dark secret?
It's a 6040 thing. No, you should not.
>> Well, some people are going to say it's so long ago, all you can do is get the worst case scenario where I think the other 40% is the truth shall set you free. You You took a man's life. You were wrong to do that. You were in the wrong. You were robbing, you were killing, and the only way to really take responsibility is to say, "Yeah, I I did do it. I I killed somebody."
>> I I get what you're saying, and it is a a tough thing. I I think if you really got to the point where you're talking about marriage or something along those lines, be like, "I need to give you full disclosure of who I was, and you know who I am now, and >> I need to let you know." I think I probably would. And I think it's a personal decision.
>> I I tell the police way before I tell the wife.
>> Yeah, >> that was a joke. You take that one to the grave.
>> Some things. So that's what some people say. Take it to the earn, man.
>> Take it to the earn.
>> Yeah.
>> Or the grave.
>> Uh the comment about the justice deserve was about this Netflix documentary. It might be the one that uh you were talking about. Uh JBird. I know you were uh watching one and you got some opinions on this and apparently a lot of people were talking about this new murder documentary that is out.
>> Oh, the one about the Cerillo girl. the one that killed the two. She killed her boyfriend and his friend >> in the car.
>> She drove a car and her parents did a documentary on Netflix. And I don't know who their PR team is or if they have a team.
>> Whoever told them to get in front of a camera and speak into a microphone is a [ __ ] They came off horrible. They came off terrible. There's still no real accountability in my opinion when it comes to all of that entire story. And if you don't know that story, it's a messed up story. She runs into a wall, kills the two guys. There's even talks of her doing a practice run.
>> So, she did it on purpose >> the week before. Yeah. She had threatened that she she was going to do it. It was a puff piece to try to make her look like the victim. I think it made her parents and her look terrible.
M >> that's just one that's just my opinion.
>> Yeah, Netflix gets hot sometimes with these murder documentaries. They've had several that have really cut through and it's the kind of thing where everybody really gets into it. Um and this is the crash is the name of it. And I just saw today Steve Sharilla, the father of the convicted Ohio murderer McKenzie, was placed on administrative leave from his teaching job at his school in Cleveland following the backlash.
>> He should have been because he handled himself terribly. He I mean I I I'm pretty deep into this case and I've watched a lot of stuff. I've listened to every single phone call they had in jail. They're disgusting people.
>> Dang.
>> Yeah. I I'm sticking with my story.
>> Now, some parents defended the dad as a respected teacher and they argued that he should not be punished for supporting his daughter while others said the documentary brought negative attention to the school.
>> Yeah. The It's a puff piece. It's a documentary trying to make her look that that girl was raised a spoiled brat.
>> Okay. He says that he's upset with how Netflix edited his interview. And he says there is more to the story and that McKenzie is innocent. She was convicted in 2023 of multiple charges, including murder and aggravated vehicular homicide, and is serving concurrent life sentences with parole eligibility after 15 years.
>> He's just in denial and trying to protect his daughter. It sounds like she did it on purpose.
>> First of all, the the mom goes into court looking like she wore a TJ Maxx outfit. It's like, lady, you're going into court to try to get some sympathy about what happened. And it just the whole thing would whole thing rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe I'm seeing it differently, but I thought the parents headed themselves terribly. I think they raised an entitled brat and she's running the they give her so much commissary money. She's brought in the whole cell >> and all she got was 15 years.
>> Well, she got >> she's going to be eligible for parole in 15. She got concurrent life sentences.
>> And I'm telling you what, when she's up for parole, they're going to play those calls in they're going to play it at her parole hearing and I don't think it's going to go well for her.
>> Yeah. It's called The Crash on Netflix.
I guess the latest documentary that people are into about murder.
>> I mean, if someone thinks my opinion's off and I got the wrong take, I'd love to hear how I got it wrong. Okay. All right. Any comments, you can always get through to us. 877-979 WRMF 877-9799763.
Somebody said there's also another documentary on Hulu that is way more informative. It's called Killer Cases season 4 episode 12. The Hulu one is better than the Netflix. She's 100% guilty and wants fame for this.
>> She wants fame. She was in the hospital at one point. Uh they were modeling deals were reaching out and they're publicly answering modeling agencies as these families are grieving the death of their loved ones and she's like, "Oh my gosh, I cannot wait to work with you."
There's calls of her going, "Mom, do you think Kim K will defend me? I don't know. Everyone's talking about you.
You're international news right now."
Like they were giddy about it.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> It was weird, dog.
>> That's twisted.
>> Okay. Have you ever had a job for just one day and that was it? You're out.
Why? What was the job? Denny's friend quit. And I guess it wasn't necessarily because the job was so terrible. It's what happened to him when he went in on that first day.
>> He actually needed the job.
>> What happened, Pudding?
>> Well, so he got a job. He was trying to explain it to me. And I guess there's companies that if you return something through Amazon or a store, it's one warehouse that all the returns go to and they are the ones who handle the return and then send it off to the companies and they handle all that stuff now. I think they just outsource it all now.
>> They got a processing group that processes for them. They're just making deliveries.
>> Yeah. All they do is take returns from companies and direct them, I guess. And so it's kind of like a small office, but on his very first day, they only have one bathroom in the office, and it's a shared bathroom. It's just a door, you know, it's a single serving bathroom.
>> Oh, those are the worst.
>> And about 4 hours into his shift, he went to use the bathroom and the toilet wouldn't flush. He was going number two.
So he went to try to fix it and he took the porcelain off the back.
>> Yeah.
>> And he went to go put it on the seat and he hit the toilet handle, which is made of plastic, and it just broke right off.
Oh no. So >> he broke the toilet with a floater in there.
>> Yes. It never flushed. He was trying to fix it. Broke the handle. Couldn't flush it now.
>> He actually can't even go back to that plaza. He said he cleaned up, went out the front door, and and he has not answered a call from them or anything.
He just walked out. He goes, "I was so embarrassed."
>> Sometimes in life, you really do have to walk out and just say, "I got to take the loss."
>> Yeah. This one didn't work out.
>> This one didn't work out. I left I left my home today and the universe was very much against me.
>> He was just too embarrassed to ever go back there.
>> Well, of course. I mean, how do you go back? You're certainly not going to get a raise. That's for sure.
>> Did he try to make it flush?
>> He tried.
>> He did.
>> But then he said he was just too embarrassed by the whole thing. He'd have to now explain that he broke the toilet trying to fix it. He goes, "I just couldn't even mentally process it."
Only only way he could get out of that is if he's some kind some somehow made it into like a 1980s ruse. Did you see that one guy come in here? He took a huge dump and broke the toilet. That guy Darren from Port St. Lucy. He just left.
I can't believe that monster.
>> He said it sucks cuz it's a small intimate office. He says there's only eight people in it.
>> They knew he went in.
>> Then they heard probably calamity.
>> Mhm. And then all they knew was he came out and they never saw him again.
>> This is an issue. I know someone that works at a doctor's office and first of all, the walls are really thin. Anyway, so if Kevin's talking to the doctor and he's got butt issues, I can hear Kevin through the other the other >> I've totally been in that scenario where you can hear a consult through the wall when you're waiting. That is weird.
>> And the other thing is they only have one bathroom. So, if you work there and you're in there for 15 minutes, you're like, "Oh, nurse poops is taking a dump again."
>> Everybody knows you just took a trip to Brown.
>> Indeed, you have to go out to like a sub shop and use their bathroom.
>> That is the move. If you have a situation like that, and it's a community bathroom, one little room, and everybody knows, >> you got to take their project out out of the building.
>> Now, I It's not cool to do to the sub shop, don't get me wrong. Might I offer up to you the beautiful hotel right here across from our radio station. Several staff members have talked about how they've gone over there to poop and it's lovely.
>> There's at least 13 co-workers that have either they've been fired or they're still here. I know for a fact gone across the street to that hotel and drop it like it's hot.
>> Yeah, >> you're courtyard by Marriott makes a nice place to poop.
>> Thank you for your honesty.
>> Yeah, sometimes it's not even your poo.
Somebody said, "I quit a job on the very first day at a quasant shop in Philadelphia when a homeless man threw poo all over the front window." My boss is like, "Yeah, you got to go clean that." I'm like, "Nope, I don't think so." And boom, away I went.
>> I'm not the one.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, dude, at least get a free sleeve of croissants if you do that.
>> I do take a croissant on my way out.
>> Do you want one?
>> But if that's on the front door, I'm going out the back.
>> I'm not thinking about eating at that point.
>> I don't want a crap.
>> I was uh working at the Apple store and they have a only employee bathroom, right? And a lady came in and the manager goes, "Uh, just let her go." Cuz she was complaining that she had to use the bathroom so bad. They let her go. I guess she fell off the toilet while using it. It got all over the wall.
>> What?
>> Yes. And she just walked out and left it.
>> She pooped on the wall.
>> She did. Was it just It was just flying out of her and she I think it was it blew her off the toilet and then onto the wall. Just like a rocket launchion, Kevin.
>> My goodness. Was she a rocket? We just took guesses just judging by the trajectory of everything. But >> high.
>> I mean it was it was probably like nipple height like if you were standing next to >> impressive. So that means from the height of a toilet to the So she shot that three >> and it was on the sidewall. It wasn't even the back wall. It was like she rolled off the toilet and and it happens.
>> I'd like to see a recreation cuz that there's a lot of I mean propulsion and physics that go into that whole thing.
It takes the manager the manager cleaned it up cuz he was the one that let her use it. But he was very sad about it.
>> It takes one it just takes one bad moment for for anything to for things to be ruined.
>> I don't think it's ever flown out of me at that level. That's crazy.
>> Yeah, I've never had it quite like that.
>> I have, but I haven't hit the wall.
>> Luckily, I was sitting down, not falling off the toilet. I mean, if you take chances with what you eat, and I do, you like to ride that white lightning, it's going to get you sometimes.
>> Don't Don't start a new job and do that, apparently. That's the lesson to learn here today. Somebody else texts in. They said, "I took a job at a call center in Port St. Lucy and the AC went down, so they had all the doors open and I'm on my first or second call of the day, very first day, and a rat runs right across the floor under my desk."
>> Oh.
>> I simply grab my bag and I walked out. I never looked back.
>> That was it.
>> That happened >> with everything we know now about the Hanta virus.
>> Yeah, that happened to me at at a movie theater. And it wasn't that bad of a theater. The movie had just started and I see something on the corner of my eye and I go, "Oh no." And it was a giant rat running on the wall and I'm like, "I'm out." I I couldn't even stay in the theater cuz I I didn't know where that thing was going >> exactly.
>> And I had delicious popcorn >> or where he had been. Oh, I think wanted my popcorn.
>> And it's usually lots of them. So if you see one, you know the others are around.
>> Exactly. And you know what rats like the concession area. Who's to say he hasn't been tap dancing all over your popcorn bucket?
>> Another person who left a job after one day. It was all planned and intentional.
They did one shift at Hooters and it was all so they could get the uniform for a Halloween costume.
That's actually brilliant.
>> Yes. And then they were out.
>> There's a lot of dumb ass criminals to talk about, baby. It's the whacked out news. People breaking the law. Haha.
Fighting in the noon. Drunk people in the street. Haha. It's the whacked out news.
So many people are messed. Ow.
This is just an insanely horrifying story. If you ever been to the city, and I'm talking about the one New York City, 56-y old woman was getting out of her Mercedes-Benz SUV and steps right out of the vehicle and right into an uncovered manhole on Fifth Avenue, right near the Cartier store.
Yet, she didn't even see that the manhole cover had somehow been dislodged and just bonk. falls right in the hole.
>> That's unbelievable.
>> Doesn't even see it coming.
>> Wow.
>> Can you imagine the just terrible luck?
>> No, I cannot imagine that. It's like, what are the odds?
>> What just happened?
>> Yeah. Now, they found her approximately 10 ft down in the utility opening.
Emergency medical services transported to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead.
>> Oh my gosh. They haven't released her identity yet, but uh they confirmed that they're actively investigating the circumstances, including why the manhole cover was missing.
No arrests have been made in connection with the fatal accident, but just to know that that is a possibility. You get out of your vehicle, and you know, that's part of town, too. That's very nice.
>> Well, and when you get out of your car, you're in New York. You're getting out of your car quick cuz you got to go run in and do whatever you got to do. Like, it's a hustle, hustle, bustle.
>> Yeah. Oh my gosh.
>> I could see me just I mean first time in New York. Oh, pizza on the brain.
Getting all excited getting out of the car or the taxi go I can't wait to try the pizza and fall in the hole.
>> Insane, man.
>> That is horrifying.
>> That's just a lesson like when it's your time, it's your time.
>> Also, too, I mean it really does show you you sometimes got to like really pay attention of your surroundings. You never know.
>> New York's a good place to do that. Oh my god. You >> need to have your head on a swivel.
>> And now you got to look down.
>> Not just step out.
>> Look down.
>> A man in Indiana was arrested after police say he was found dancing in the road while holding a rare Eastern box turtle, which is actually illegal to have. The other thing that's illegal to have was the meth in his pocket.
>> Oh boy.
>> Yeah. clear if he's going to be facing additional charges outside of the meth for the turtle which was unharmed thankfully.
>> The thing that sucks though, they're trying to get the turtle with possession of meth as well cuz he was with him.
>> The turtle's got a really good attorney though.
>> He does. Yeah, he's got Donatello from Teenage Turtles.
>> It's going to be all right.
>> A West Virginia man repeatedly called 911 claiming his home was surrounded by zombies, ghosts, and even a UFO.
>> Oh, okay. Now that is some good mushrooms.
>> Gird. Were you tripping balls again?
>> Who's his dealer, Kevin?
>> I'll have what he's having.
>> They got some wicked drugs in West Virginia, man. They're usually made in the bathtub.
>> And what a West Virginia name.
33-year-old Clinton Wayne Nean.
Wow.
>> I'm honestly I'm surprised old Nean didn't see more than what he saw.
>> Yeah. Oddly enough, um maybe the longest running coach at West Virginia University, his last name was Nean. So, I'm wondering if he's from this prestigious family.
>> Oh, no.
>> Aren't they all related, Kevin?
>> You could argue that it is West Virginia.
>> They say the situation escalated when Nean allegedly claimed he was a police officer himself.
>> Whoopsie.
>> Then the deputies arrested him. He's now being charged with misuse of the emergency phone system and impersonating a law enforcement officer.
>> Okay. Now, when the cops finally get the situation taken care of and he's in the clink, are they having a good laugh at this?
Oh yeah, they're they're probably going to play that call >> because if he call and he's talking about zombies and and UFOs and Yeah.
they're like, "Wow, listen to this guy tripping balls.
>> I think a zombie call is going to get out in the internet." Yeah, you're right.
>> I just hope it makes it way to us.
>> 35year-old Amir Brown had an interesting strategy for his heist. He walks into a Walmart in Waldorf, Maryland. He gets some fireworks inside the store and lights them.
>> Oh my.
>> Shoppers and employees panic and run.
And during the confusion, old Amir smashed jewelry display cases and grabbed expensive jewels before taken off out of the store. He was later tracked down in New Jersey and arrested and is now facing multiple charges. But that was his strategy.
>> Yeah. If you're going to be doing crimes like this, here's what he probably did wrong when he ran out of the Walmart with the stolen jewelry. He probably got in a car. You can't do that cuz they have so many cameras everywhere now.
They can track you. They can track your license plate. They can see exactly the route you take. They figure out where you went and they watch you go right to your street to your house. Yeah. And then they they just bust you like you you have to be on foot these days.
>> You know, I'm a pacifist. I truly am.
But I wouldn't mind seeing a sidekick to the chest on that guy.
>> This is a crazy story here. A woman was in a Brooklyn courtroom during her arraignment on a drug possession charge and she had a surprise pop out in her pants.
>> What?
>> She gave birth right there in the courtroom.
>> Did she know she was pregnant? Good question.
>> Baby was unfortunately not delivered by the officer. The officer took her pants off and removed the baby who was hanging in the legs.
She completed delivery with her hands behind her back.
>> Oh, I mean, if you don't name that kid, objection. You've missed you missed out or sustained. Come on.
>> Wow.
>> Oh my gosh. Mhm. Talk of a dramatic.
>> You've seen that AI has not been very popular at some of these college graduations as some of the commencement speakers have talked about how it's going to be a formidable opponent to your job success later on.
>> You just spent all this money for your career only to hear about how, oh, you're not going to have a career. The robot's taking it from you. And these students are saying, "My goodness, why have I spent all this money and time to get a degree that is going to be useless because of AI, and now it's being brought up at my commencement address to remind me of what a dumb idea this was?"
>> Thanks, guys.
>> AI pushers remind me of drug pushers. Oh man, it's going to be great. You're going to love AI. It's all your dreams in one thing right here. Like, it sounds a little too, I don't know, utopian for me.
>> It's lies. At Glendale Community College, the commencement ceremony in Arizona frustrated families because they decided to actually use artificial intelligence to read off the graduate names. And there was a mishap.
>> An artificial intelligence mishap left some community college graduates and their families frustrated. On what was supposed to be a day of celebration, an AI system used to read graduates names glitched during an Arizona commencement ceremony.
>> Michael D. Gonzalez, >> India Hall, >> Austina De Mesa Jimenez, >> Grace Marie Rhyr.
>> Well, here's what's happening. We're using a new AI system as our reader.
Yep.
>> Boo.
>> So, that is that is a lesson learned for us.
>> Good. People are fighting back. The human spirit is still there. Virginia, I was getting worried there for a second.
>> Mistakes made. And hopefully you course correct. And you don't do that again.
>> I like hearing humans boo robots. Mhm.
Ed, here's somebody that pushed technology a little bit too far. Or I guess if you get one of those Cybert trucks from Tesla, they have what's called Wade mode where it's supposed to handle a little bit of water. And a Texas man wanted to see just how much.
So he drove his Cyber Truck into Grapevine Lake.
>> Oh Lord, what an idiot.
>> It didn't go well. It struck rocks, became disabled, started taking on water.
>> It's an electric car. How do you think it's going to fair in water?
>> Yeah.
They said the Tesla is designed only for shallow water crossings. You will too big bud.
>> You're a [ __ ] Also, they should cite him and find him. What kind of damage did he do to the lake?
>> He was arrested on several charges and they had to bring a crane out to remove the cyber truck.
>> Hit him with all the fines of all of that money that it cost to get the crane, everything.
>> You can't take it into a wave pool.
That's too much water.
>> Dummy. Here's something that happened that was more positive. The lawn queen, who is an influencer named Ryman, just set a new record in Kentucky for the fastest time to mow a football fieldsized area, finishing the job in just under 15 minutes. How exciting is that, huh?
>> Okay, >> I want I Kevin, I want to get excited for this.
>> Are they just really bored there?
>> There's a lot of Dude, the internet.
>> You've been to Kentucky?
>> Oh, I've been.
>> Okay.
>> They call Bowling Green boring green.
>> But honestly, in Kentucky, this might be big doing like, "Oh, man. We're breaking a record." Hells yeah.
>> If you say that, you really need to check yourself.
>> And maybe a more boring record. David Rush has another one. He snapped 84 toothpicks in one minute.
>> I want the fight tomorrow. Please give it to me. Even though I have arthritis in my hands, >> there will be blood.
>> There will be blood. I need to bleed a little bit more. I want to feel alive.
>> Okay.
>> Yes. I want I want Rush. He's got to wait. You got to wait till June 1st.
>> Can we do this on Friday so we don't like have him bleeding during the week?
>> What's tomorrow?
>> Tomorrow's Thursday. Thursday.
>> Yeah. Today would be your day.
>> Can I have this Friday? Please give this to me Friday.
>> Got to wait till June 1st.
>> Oh, come on. I'm not really swinging anything.
>> All right. He's He's following the medical clearance. June 1st. I got this >> after June 1st. Okay. the first Wednesday in June.
>> Okay. All right.
I'll start training now.
>> Lord.
>> All right.
>> So many band-aids.
>> What are you thinking about? What are you thinking about?
>> What's on your mind?
>> Are you thinking about what are you thinking about?
>> There is a show that is lowkey really good. And this might actually be a movie, but it's dropping on Amazon Prime today. In fact, it's already out. Have you ever seen any of the Jack Ryan shows or movies that they have done on Amazon Prime?
>> Yes. Back in the day.
>> Okay. Ghost War is the name of the latest one and they seem to crank a new one out about every couple years and uh it's got John Krosinski in it and the new one has dropped. So, the other ones have been absolutely fantastic and it's very consistent. So, they haven't really had anything since uh 2023.
And so, I guess this is going to be a continuation. And of course, Jack Ryan, CIA guy, all that stuff. He takes on a rogue Black Ops unit. Oo. So, if you love it, it's out today. Go check out Ghost War on Amazon Prime. Bird, what you got on your mind today? Well, we talk a lot about food around here and for some reason I keep getting a lot of people talking to me about McDonald's fish sandwiches and it's out of the blue. It's not like I'm even bringing it up. It just happens to come up in conversation. I did the research. I did the work. I crunched the numbers.
McDonald's and Burger King, they both use the same type of fish. Did you know that it's the same? Yeah, it's the Alaskan Was it pollic? Is that how you say it? Pock. Pollock.
>> Pollock.
>> Pollock. Okay. But everyone's saying that they taste completely different.
Some people say the one from McDonald's tastes more like fish stickicks while the ones from Burger King tastes more like a frozen piece of fish meat you'd get in the frozen food section. And I wanted to talk fish with you guys. Uh, even though you probably have not had a fish sandwich from either Burger King or McDonald's in 25 years, what are your thoughts on this?
>> I have had a fish fillet fileo fish from McDonald's. I don't think I've had the Burger King one. You know who does a good one? Culver's.
>> Culver's does do a good So does Buds Chicken and Seafood.
>> Buds Chicken and Seafood as well.
>> But I'm I'm bringing it up because they're acting like McDonald's and Burger King are the only ones in the fish game. And there are better fish sandwiches out there like we're talking right now.
>> Absolutely. Does Wendy's do one?
>> That's a great qu. You know what? I'm embarrassed.
>> I would love to try them all. Like side by side, McDonald's, Burger King, if Wendy's has one. Buds, Culver's, and really break it down. Okay. Who's doing it right? And who's dialing it in and has Yuckfish?
>> I I was I've never been a fish sandwich person really. Even >> I've always been one. Even when I was younger, as a kid, I'd get I'd get one from McDonald's if I was really, really hungry. But something about fried fish and cheese together never jived with me.
It always grossed me out.
>> Some people say it's a sin to put uh seafood with cheese.
>> It doesn't. And I Yeah, it doesn't feel right. I don't know why.
>> Wendy's offers the crispy panko fish sandwich featuring a wild caught Alaskan pollock. I So does that mean it's >> Buds uses cod?
>> Cod.
>> I wonder what Culver's uses. This feels like a very important research project.
>> Well, it is important and no one's doing the work and fish really isn't my genre, but no one's doing this Aaron Brochovich type of reporting.
>> I love it. Just in time for trying to get that hot summer bod. Let's eat all bunch of fried fish.
>> I don't even like fish.
So true.
>> But I'm going to eat 12 fried fish sandwiches in one setting. That's how much you care about science.
>> I I I but I do care about the fast food world. I think it's it's it's it's gotten a really bad negative just vibe to it. Anytime you bring up fast food, half the audience, oh, it's crap. It's it's terrible. And I understand it's not the healthiest food, but we did live in a time back in the day where the crap talking wasn't wasn't going on. You still you went to McDonald's. You went to Burger King. You knew it wasn't healthy, but you weren't talking trash about it. You weren't saying visceral mean things about it. It's turn mean towards that industry. I'm trying to bring it back so we all can get along to, you know, get along again. But are these fast food wars something I can't stop? Hm. Well, there was a report today about uh how many calories people were getting from ultrarocessed food and how bad ultrarocessed food is for everything that you do in life. I think it was like half of our calories come from ultrarocessed food.
>> And that's obviously fast food restaurants, processed food, all that stuff. If you wonder why the cancer rates are up and illness is up and gut health is a major issue and inflammation is a major issue, it's what we are eating.
>> And I struggle because I love tartar sauce and I love cocktail sauce and I'm not a big fish guy. I eat that with hush puppies and that's all I got. I'm done.
Okay. All right.
>> Well, you let me know if you want to do this fish sandwich project. I'd love to do it. I I do want to do it, but what sucks is I hate fish.
>> So, I'll do it.
>> But everybody >> funny face likes fish.
>> She does. She She loves fish. She loves the ceviche. That's the fancy kind.
>> You ain't going to get that at McDonald's.
>> You are not one you want to eat.
>> No. Oh my god. McDonald's ceviche.
>> That'd be rough.
>> No thanks.
>> What you got on your mind today, Virginia? Well, Rocco sent me this video and he said, "Is this true?" And I was like, "I don't know. Let's try it." If you put marshmallow in your air fryer, it makes it blow up to four times the size. Like a jumbo marshmallow becomes a real big jumbo marshmallow. and it toasts it really nice and makes it perfect to put right on a graham cracker sandwich or a piece of chocolate.
>> The air fryer might be the most perfect way to make s'mores.
>> And it makes that ML that marshmallow lava.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. Makes it delicious. Toasty on the outside, too. Give it a little crisp on the outside.
>> It seems like the air fryer does everything well, doesn't it?
>> It it it does. It It's It's a very nice tool. I wouldn't say it's the end all be all. You got to make sure that thing is super clean.
>> You got to make sure it's not scuffed up on the inside.
>> And you can buy like there there's there's crappy air fryers and then there's air fryers.
>> Don't let it get scuffed because then the micro particles of that scuffing can get in your food.
>> Can Can you tell we're hungry?
>> Yeah, I'm kind of getting that. Yeah.
>> Seems to be a great symbiotic relationship. You're seeing a lot of fast food places that are now dropping some new foods and then they've got these food influencers who go out and try them to actually promote the food that they've just come out with to let you know if it's good or not.
>> And they like it 100% of the time.
>> And I love it too when you can tell the girl only takes a half a bite and as soon as the camera's done, she's like, "I'm not eating this no more." Okay, edit that up for me, please.
>> Yeah. No, you're right. And I think it's just part of all the marketing plans now. But yeah, can you trust any of those food reviews that you see? Cuz you're right, you don't see many that are like, "Oh, this is terrible. This is dog poo."
>> I You'll see one uh from yesterday cuz I did one about pizza soup and I think I dropped two sbombs in it.
>> But they weren't paying you. You were getting paid by pizza soup.
>> You're right. In fact, I think I lost money on that one and maybe a couple followers, too. I'm not sure.
>> I would imagine that if they could prove that they were taking money and they were not tagging them with hashtag ad and things like that, you could as an influencer, you should get in trouble.
If you're just going on there talking about how great a product is and you're not disclosing that you are a paid endorser on this, >> if you're getting Now, if you're not getting paid, I think you're okay. I think some the ones I'm always seeing is some hot girl in a car. Oh my gosh, guys. I got these new gravy fries. You will not believe it. I don't know if everyone gets paid to do that. I think a person like that just trying to get those numbers up. So eventually they will they want to get paid.
>> They will get paid for gravy fries.
Well, can anybody else vouch for this endorsement of the Arby's brisket bowl?
>> Arby's has brought back their chopped brisket bowl. It has brisket, white cheddar mac and cheese, and we have some crispy onions on top. And it also comes with some barbecue sauce. You can pick from sweet or spicy. I got the sweet.
This is actually surprising me. It's actually really good. The brisket is good, but I'm really loving the mac and cheese and the crispy onions. Honestly, this is really good. I don't really have any complaints. I would get this again.
And I'm not the one to go to Arby's all the time.
>> Well, I >> Okay. She made me want to try it, though. It sounds good.
>> Let me go ahead and give you my own influencer.
>> Have you had it?
>> My buddy did. My buddy got the brisk the brisket bowl from Arby's.
>> Yeah, >> he ate it. He said within an hour he was at work and he had the worst bubble guts and he sharted in his pants and had to he had to leave work and change his outfit because it just flew out of him.
He goes he's never trying the brisket bowl ever again.
>> We got the meats.
>> He He had the meats. All right.
>> Wow.
Now, of course, someone's going to say you can't prove it was the brisket bowl.
>> Yeah, >> he is convinced it was the brisket bowl.
>> I love brisket. I love mac and cheese. I would try that.
>> But it needs to be good.
>> Even with the uh the influencing that I just did.
>> How did it taste to him? Did it taste good and then he just had a problem on the back end?
>> He said it tasted fine enough. It tasted fine enough.
>> That's not good enough. I want it to be delicious.
>> Not enough though to crap your pants at work and have to leave.
>> And don't you think some of these foods should come with a bowel warning?
>> Just have it on the side that you know you may have explosive diarrhea. They got to do that with medications. Why don't they have to do that with some of this fast food?
>> Know your butt. And if you know that your your butt is a little too dainty back there and you can't handle the spicy, the crazy, the wild stuff, don't do it.
>> I think sometimes you just don't know till you know. Virginia. Kevin, you're right. This guy, he trusts his butt.
This guy works in construction. He's got a very strong butt.
>> What's his name?
>> I don't want to. No, I'm not going to do I know him.
>> You possibly >> I'm saying too much anyway. All I'm saying is this guy, he's not a guy to just, you know, all of a sudden I got a stomach ache. He's he's a man. So when this went down, he's like, man, I cracked my pants and I got to go home and change. Have you ever known him to have a tender tummy before?
>> No. Nope. That's not >> This is what broke him.
>> Yeah. And he's never tried this meal before. It's a first time. He likes brisket. He He loves the meats.
>> All right. Well, if you're constipated, go to Arby's cuz they will flush you out.
>> Again, I can't prove this is why he had the issues. But according to him, >> he thinks he got the meats. All right.
>> Well, you can let us know as a PSA. Are there other foods that need to come with a bow warning? Be happy to get that out there for everybody.
And another food review. This one looking a little bit more positive. A dessert that you can get now at Costco.
>> I was not ready for this one. The Costco food court just dropped a strawberry shortcake sundae with the softest bit of shortcake. It also has strawberry ice cream and strawberry topping. And I just think that Costco has the best strawberry ice cream ever.
>> Okay.
>> And let me let me tell you, Virginia, she was in a car doing a food review. We got to get in cars and do food reviews.
That's just that's the way to go viral.
I will go to Arby's today and Costco.
>> Well, you need to go to Arby's, eat the brisket bowl, but crap yourself at the same time while you're doing your video.
>> My video will be on the toilet, not in the car.
>> That's how we go viral.
>> That would be a great food review. So, I just got the Arby's brisket. Look at where I am.
>> Good lord, Arby's.
>> Yeah. Oh, I'm going viral. All right. I I have a viral infection.
>> In fact, sit on the bowl as you start to eat it. It's going to happen that fast.
>> Say less. Yeah, now that JBird has a girlfriend, he's stepping out and doing some things that he wasn't doing back in the old bachelor days. One of those things is when you got a lovely lady, Virginia, you want to take them out the town, show them off, you want to whine them, you want to dine them, >> fancy romantic dinners.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Where the bill shows up and uh it's over 200 bones.
>> Whoa.
>> And that's just for appetizers, >> man. Oh, man. Well, J-Bird the other day for a date night decided to book some reservations at a restaurant.
>> Oh, >> how did that exercise go, JBird?
>> It didn't go well. And I'll preface this. You don't have to send any messages or text any messages to Kevin that I'm an idiot. Message received because this story makes me sound like an idiot >> in your face. I already know.
>> Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you for the support. I was trying to make a reservation to a restaurant she wants to go to called Blackbird.
Okay. You know this.
>> Oh, it's an upscale Asian spot right there in Tquesta Jupiter by me. It's really nice.
>> I couldn't remember the So, I started just looking up the restaurant and I thought I recognized it, but I had a bunch of different tabs up. You ever have that when you're working on something? I had Blackbird up the restaurant, but I also had a thing called Yard Bird that's up and you can make reservations. And I the whole time there was too much going on and I had been making reservations for Yard Bird.
>> Yard Bird is a new restaurant in Jupiter. It's where um if you kind of know where Double Roads is, it's right over there.
>> Oh, don't I'm not done with the story. I I I I made reservations at Yard Bird in Miami somehow.
>> In Miami?
>> Yeah. And I didn't realize that until I'm looking at everything and I go, "Why is it booked in Miami?" And wait a minute, let me check the date. And it's booked on the wrong date.
>> Oh no.
>> So So I'm like, "Okay, I booked the wrong restaurant on the wrong date." So then I call Yard Bird Miami. They had no idea what I was talking about. It didn't even register in So like sir, what is the matter with you?
>> It was like a 25inut of nothing. There's no reservation. I do know at least about Yard Bird now. And there's many locations. There's one in Vegas. I almost booked.
>> Yeah, Coral Gables, I believe. Plenty of Yard Bird location, but I did not get the Blackbird reservation or the Yard Bird because I could try to go to a yard house now.
>> Oh my goodness. I'm still working on it, but I was doing it. Just shows you sometimes I'm the kind of person if I'm doing too much at the at one time, I make mistakes. I I should have just stayed focused and not do 11 different things. At one point, I sit on my remote, it turn the TV turned on Netflix. I wasn't watching Netflix. Now I'm dealing with trying to get Netflix off the screen. Now I'm on Yard Bird.
It's just like >> it's just too much, huh? Yeah. We're going to we're going to find we're going to eat. Don't worry.
>> Okay. Just not at the place you wanted to the day you wanted to.
>> We're going to make the adjustment.
>> Well, if you look on KBJ Eats, we know the pastry chef at Blackbird and she's our friend so we can get you in there.
>> Okay, great. Let her know that I'm not I can't see my plans to Yard Bird.
>> Okay, good. All right, so now you're wide open.
>> Step one.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, you just let us know when you need this reservation.
>> I get it. I get it. Sounds crazy. I'm trying to sit down with somebody.
>> Well, we heard that it can be a real struggle to try to book restaurant reservations. You might uh book at the wrong restaurant, the wrong city on the wrong day. There's a lot of things that could happen.
>> I mean, how much wrong can happen in 15 minutes? The only thing that didn't happen was a lightning bolt striking me.
>> So, if you want something might be a little bit less maintenance, maybe you can just uh order food. And Denny's got a couple different things that you could try here. One is Facebook Marketplace.
You said you and your wife Jen have got some friends who have been buying their face on the Facebook marketplace.
>> Yeah. I didn't even know you could do this and I don't know what my thoughts are on it 100%. But uh so Jen works at a pottery studio and a lot of the younger kids are doing this. They go on Facebook Marketplace and there's people that cook food on there and then they'll meet you in a parking lot and give it to you.
What?
>> Weird, right? Like, so they cook it at their house and then you just meet them somewhere and you get it. But a lot of the younger kids are doing this because you can get way different foods than you would normally get at restaurants.
>> Interesting.
>> Well, do you trust this?
>> No, >> not at all.
>> What if the person had kind eyes?
>> Not a chance.
>> I feel like it's so risky, right?
>> So risky.
>> Oh my goodness.
>> I'd be so paranoid they laced it with fentanyl or something. But like two weeks ago, my friend was mentioning and I didn't understand what he was saying until Jen was telling me about. I was like, "This is the same thing my friend was talking about. Is this like a common thing now that people are using Facebook Marketplace to get their food?"
>> I've not heard of it. I think it's >> If I don't know the person, I don't feel like I can get food from their kitchen.
I got to see how your kitchen is kept.
>> Take it from a man who bought a tricycle from Facebook Marketplace. Things get real weird. Denny's Denny's was there to see how weird.
>> That was a cool tricycle though.
>> It was. And it was a kind of a cool story because it ended up I got to try it out in the liquor store.
>> Can you get a DUI on a big tricycle?
>> Yeah. I wasn't I wasn't drunk though.
>> You might have had to tell me that before I started playing with it.
>> Well, but I don't worry. I still picked up whiskey when I got home.
>> I drove that thing so drunk at Abakcoa.
Yeah, if you go in the app and just type go in the marketplace and just type food, a ton of places. I I just looked the other day. I can't believe how many restaurants pop up.
>> Well, what if it was like like a kind grandma type of person? Oh, Kevin, I made them.
>> Yeah, I made you some nice diet oatmeal ice.
>> I would have to know who they are first before I did this. And if if I knew them and had the groove, then yeah, I could see that. And it is an interesting concept if you get past the uncertainty.
But I guess, you know, a lot of times you're already rolling the dice. Now, when I go to a restaurant, I feel like it's regulated by the health department >> cuz it is >> food trucks. How much are those things regulated? And how different is this?
>> You're supposed they they do they have to be regulated. But think about a food truck. Let's say someone doesn't a health inspector doesn't go there for a few weeks and you're a psycho. You mean to tell me a little little corn dog touching your own corn dog and then served to the public?
>> Dog on dog >> dog on dog crime. You don't think that's happening? Debbiey's doggy dog. It's the doggy dog world out there.
>> You know how many corn dogs I've had? If I had to find out that half of them have been rubbed on a man's junk, I am having a moment.
>> We always talk about that stat. I would love to know out of everything I've ever eaten at a restaurant or something that's been prepared for me. What weird thing happened to it? Is it a super low number? Is it super high?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know.
>> I think people have licked your pizza.
>> 10% or less. Definitely think people have licked your pizza.
>> 10% or less.
>> Probably right at 10%. Yeah. Feel feels right.
>> 10.
>> One out of 10 people.
>> Yeah. Well, they don't seal the box all the time.
>> Never.
>> And and you made it tell me they look on there like, "Oh, this is going to J-bird. Let's lick it."
>> Well, also too, there's forms of psychoticness. There's there there's there's a person that's a murderer. Then there's just a person that wants to just lick a random pizza and see someone eat it.
There are lots of people that would I think just to mess with you, lick your pie.
>> I I wonder if this would be shut down if they found out about this because it seems like that could be a real health issue. People just making food and meeting up with people on Facebook Marketplace and selling it to them. What could go wrong with no regulations?
>> I mean, I kind of think they should shut down Facebook Marketplace for many reasons. I think there's some cold cases that need to be solved.
>> You are right. There are some people that have been murdered because of Facebook Marketplace. Oh, I mean, I was going to go that dark.
>> It's true. I was watching a story last night. This chick, she went, she sold her cell phone, tried to sell her iPhone on Facebook Marketplace, and this guy came to get her phone and started stalking her. Two years later, this man is still stalking her.
>> Did you hear that making that left on Depression Boulevard?
>> I know she lives in fear.
>> Yeah, >> so do I.
>> Facebook Marketplace bad. It it actually is kind of creepy. Kev, >> a Martin County health inspector in the chat said food trucks are required to have a license and they do get regular inspections just like restaurants.
>> They did you see that on the the food truck wars sometimes they'll they'll have inspectors come in right when they're about to serve and they have to stop, >> shut it down.
>> Shut it down. Make sure that fire is hot or warm >> cuz there's so many cold fires.
You're right. That was a stupid statement.
>> MAKE SURE THAT FIRE IS HOT.
>> YEAH, >> it's fire, sir. It's always hot.
>> I have it all the way up.
>> The health inspector. Is that fire hot?
Yeah, it's a fire. Okay, you pass.
>> I think you need to fire the health inspector.
>> Another thing to know about ordering food is you can get some interesting stuff from interesting places. is Denny's got a friend who drives for Uber Eats and he said somebody ordered from Rachel's steakhouse.
>> Yeah, they got great potatoes, >> which you would think you would mainly be going there personally to see the attraction. That would be what the draw is, but that's a statement for Rachel's steakhouse that somebody's going to be ordering to go and >> they have great food.
>> Yeah, they're coming in there for the steak and not the shake.
>> And they're potatoes and I'm talking about the ones you eat. They are delicious. Okay.
>> I went there for my girlfriend's birthday a few months back and I took to-go food home for Panda because that's how good their food is.
>> Well, they're on Uber Eats so you can order from them.
>> Rachel's Monroes. They do good food.
>> I I I got to imagine though, if I ordered just like two rounds of mashed potatoes, it's got to be so expensive.
>> Oh, that would be a $35 $40.
>> Might as well get a lap dance at that point.
>> Yeah. And there's no limit on what you could get ordered for Uber Eats. Could you, if you wanted to, with this Facebook Marketplace thing, could you send them to one of those people's houses that made you a homemade meal and have them delivered to your place?
>> I'm sure they probably use people from Uberies to deliver that stuff.
>> Yeah, I think so, too. What if you wanted something from a concession stand at a ballpark?
>> I think they do that.
>> Well, there especially at nighttime because a lot of things are closed. I will rely on those type of restaurants or convenience stores. If it's like 12A, like nothing's open, maybe Taco Bell if I'm lucky. Yeah, I'll have to go to like your 7-Elevens or your >> Waw Wa has a full deli in their gas station.
>> Oh, if you don't think I've ordered a 1:00 sub from Waw Wa, you don't know me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I guess the sky be the limit, right? If somebody's doing boiled peanuts on the side of the road at a truck stop, you probably do Uber Eats.
Eventually, it's going to get to that point, especially not there yet. Well, I think with drones and I think if it gets regulated, you'll be able to get whatever you want at your doorstep.
>> It's a whole new world, isn't it?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Got to answer the question. Does JBird know Virginia better than Denny's knows me? Kevin, that's what we're going to find out here today as we have been doing this together for 27 years now.
Bird has been with us for 22 of those years. Denny's for now. I think we're talking 12.
>> Yeah, man. We We really should know each other.
>> We should.
>> If we are on an island and one of us has to go, we have to have a serious talk.
Who gets eaten first? But I think it needs to be, you know, spiritual.
>> We don't eat anybody till they die.
>> Oh, of course they don't get eaten.
>> The first person that dies does get eaten.
>> If you eat me while I'm alive, I'm going to have some words. Hold them down.
We'll put an apple in your mouth like they do the pig. Shut up. It's your fault for being so tasty.
>> Okay, the first question that we got here, Virginia, you're going to probably have to write this down. Is uh can Virginia and myself name two songs by Drake, who just dropped three albums with a ton of songs on there. So, you've got a lot to choose from. So, what do you think?
Can we do this? Okay, J-Bird, do you think Virginia can name two Drake songs?
>> Heck yeah, she can. She's always bumping Drake. I call her Drake Snack.
>> What do you got over there, Virginia?
>> I got one.
>> What?
>> I don't know the new album.
>> You don't have to know the new album.
You just have to know two songs.
>> Uh, One Dance and Oh, cell phone. I do. I do too. Cell phone. Your honor, are we taking this? I I'm so I'd like to apologize for my partner.
>> I had a brain fart.
>> That's the title of the song Cell Phone.
>> I don't think Hotline Bling. Hotline.
>> Hotline bling.
>> Gosh, man. This is really bad.
Embarrassing.
>> So wrong and lengthy.
>> Sorry.
>> Okay, Denny's. What about me?
>> I think I think Kevin does. Is there one God's plan? I know you know that track.
>> Okay. Yeah, I got it. And hold on, we're going home. Just hold on, we're going home.
>> Oh, that's right.
>> Oh, yes. No, no one can't bring up headlines. Little sad Drake.
Introspective Drake. It's all sad Drake.
I know it's lazy Drake. That song Kevin played the other day. I thought Drake was taking a nap.
>> Okay, so we get a point. Denny's, they do not.
>> Oh, sorry.
>> Good start there. Next one. Has either myself or Virginia ever dyed our hair a crazy color? Denny's, what do you think about with me?
>> It depends how you define crazy. I mean, I would say bleach blonde is crazy for a Kevin, but I think you did do the highlights, so I'd say yes.
>> Okay. Going to go with a yes on that. I will give you a yay because I did purple and gold at one time.
>> Well, that's right. When LSU beat Ohio State in the national championship.
>> Yeah.
>> Not that I remember every detail.
>> Spank that ass.
>> Yeah, most people beat Ohio State remember it. Doesn't happen often.
Okay, Jabber, what about Virginia?
>> Virginia had a purple type of stripe in her hair, but it was classy. I remember that.
>> Smack that ass.
>> I did have purple stripes.
>> Yep. Okay.
>> Yep.
>> I had purple. I also had pink.
>> I was just repeating what you said. I know that sounded weird after when I said smack that ass. I'm sorry.
>> Okay. Virginia, have we ever ordered something from QVC or an infomercial?
has to be on television. We saw it on TV and we're like called right up. Jabber, what do you think about with Virginia in her heyday? She had to have done it at least. Yeah, absolutely. If I did it and I and I ordered Sydney Crawford Cream at 1:00 in the morning. She definitely did it.
>> Have you, Virginia?
>> I have.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Remember the food dehydrator?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I bought that thing.
>> What about me, Denny's?
>> Oh, it's tough. Trying to think. Maybe as a kid, Kevin might have ordered some.
I can't imagine him really getting too much off of the infomercials.
>> I'm going to say no.
>> Going to go no. You're correct on that.
>> Never have.
>> Daddy's nosy.
>> You're too busy watching the infomercial. Girls gone wild. Yeah, we know what you were doing there.
>> You never ordered Too Hot for TV.
>> Too rude for television.
>> You didn't have to. They gave you an hourong infomercial. Go crazy.
I need >> I've seen it all. I can't believe it.
This is free.
Has either myself or Virginia attended a wedding in the last year? Denny's, what do you think? Have I attended a wedding in the last year?
>> Killer attended in the last year.
>> Yes or no?
>> I'm going to say no.
>> Going to say no. Unfortunately, I've attended two.
>> Oh jeez.
>> Oh yeah. Unfortunately, that you are right. Two. That's a lot. I'm so sorry, Kevin.
>> I had a very wedding type of year.
Jabra, what about Virginia? Oh yeah, this hooker had to help put one on.
>> Have you attended a wedding the last year?
>> You had a You had to put You had to help.
>> Did I?
>> Yeah.
>> Which one?
>> You had to uh help put You were one of the in the wedding party.
>> I forgot. Was I?
>> Uh >> I heard the ceremony was beautiful.
>> I mean, if she can't remember it. Yeah.
I can't give you credit for >> Also, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast.
Uh >> wait, hold on.
>> Bird's writing real quick. your uh I can't I'm bad at radio. I'm just gonna >> I can't remember whose wedding >> I I can't remember the name and this is a terrible segment now. Now this is a terrible segment. Uh I >> Oh, I think that was more than a year ago.
You said just in the last year.
>> I did.
>> No. Yeah, that was like two years ago.
>> Boy, I'm glad we got to this version.
Boy, this is I tell you, just great radio.
My gosh, we're having, by the way, we're having a car conversation with each other as if we're on a road trip.
>> Sorry, bro. I drink a lot. I forget where I've been. What I've done.
>> I'm an insomniac. I'm not thinking right.
>> J, has Virginia ever slept in a tent?
>> Camped out in a tent?
>> She has. She all night.
>> Yes. And [ __ ] and moaned the entire time. Have you Virginia?
>> I have and I pitched and moaned the entire time.
>> Okay.
>> Not a fan.
>> You're going to finish with three. We have three. Denny's. We win if we get this right.
>> Take a dive, Denny's.
>> Ever spent the night camping in a tent?
>> I'd imagine through your childhood at one point you were forced to be in a tent and you hated it and you went back indoors. And >> keep in mind, forced in a tent. That's what I'm thinking. Logan, he hates tents that you wouldn't have this intense hatred for him camping if you hadn't been on it once. I say you had to have Ben.
>> You're correct. I have.
>> And did an adult like force you to go in there like YOU'RE GETTING IN THERE, AL?
>> When I was probably late elementary school age, I actually had my own tent and what I would do, I would pitch it in the backyard and I'd run an extension cord out there and I'd have a fan and a TV and everything out there in the tent.
Can I tell you how much I care about Fat Kevin? I love >> And tons of snacks.
>> I love I just want to hug him. Oh. Oh, we would have been good friends.
>> Oh my gosh. You would have been fat buddies.
>> Oh, that's it.
>> So many snacks.
>> That's an amazing Friday night.
>> There's more KBJ on the way. And you can actually watch it live. It's called the After the Show. We're going to be doing on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitch. Going to be there in just about 15 minutes on demand on all those platforms too, including YouTube and Spotify. You can go back and see years of content on the after the show. before we don't have any kind of censorship.
You say whatever you want to say.
>> You can be a little naughty if you're feeling bad.
>> Yeah. Some of the more adult topics get taken to the after the show. A lot of your comments as well, stuff from the show that we kind of break down. So check it out. It's a lot of fun. We love doing it and we'd love to have you there in about 10 minutes. But before we do that, Bird, if you would wrap us up with your thought for the day.
>> You want to read my regular voice or in my wisdom voice? Not Yoda, but just like wisdom. Wisdom. Yeah, definitely.
Sometimes the unknown isn't a monster hiding in the dark. It's the version of your life that finally sets you free.
My friend, call your parents. Tell them you love them.
>> Wait, what?
>> It'll hit you around noon. Oh, yeah.
>> The KBJ show on 979 WR.
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