This caller needs an intervention... || JOVAN DEBATES ft @TheBibleGuyOfficial & @blitzphd

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:08]Cool as [ __ ] >> up Let's bring up Dan from Alaska. Uh Dan from Alaska, you're on with Jovan, Dalton, and Blitz. What are your pronoun Your age and pronouns, friend?

[00:00:20]I am 38 and he/him, as you could tell by my voice, my friend. No, I couldn't tell actually until you told me, but that's fine.

[00:00:28]Dan, uh Well, you know, sometimes I like to wear a skirt, but you know, it's a Scottish thing.

[00:00:35]Cool. I think those are called kilts.

[00:00:37]Whatever Whatever floats your kink, I guess. Dan, what uh What specifically did you want to talk to us about today?

[00:00:46]Well, um I'm lifelong Episcopalian, uh St. Matthew's Church, King James Bible. I have no problem with any religions or denominations, and I really like to describe Episcopalians as really lazy Can I swear?

[00:01:10]Um sure.

[00:01:13]Really lazy [ __ ] Catholics.

[00:01:17]Okay.

[00:01:18]So, I mean, I'm I'm a lazy Catholic. Um No pope in my life.

[00:01:24]Um Been going to the St. Matthew's Church my entire life, raised in communion, was never an altar boy, never got touched, either.

[00:01:37]But I mean, it's just cuz my busted face.

[00:01:41]Um Now, as far as proving God is real, that is something that's taken on faith.

[00:01:59]And as far as let me see what your other questions were here. Sorry, I got to pull you up on my phone here cuz I know you had a list of questions there.

[00:02:13]on YouTube The Christian God is good. The Christian Christianity is true. The Bible is historically accurate. Jesus was resurrected.

[00:02:30]Those are the convince us points.

[00:02:36]I like you sound boarding me there by the way. I I do I do like that.

[00:02:42]We sound bored of you?

[00:02:47]Is that what you said?

[00:02:51]Um well, I was just pulling up the questions.

[00:02:55]Uh Oh, sound boarded you? No, Dalton just told you what the topics were.

[00:03:01]Yeah. Okay, I can I can agree with one Well, we're asking you to convince us of one of those three things.

[00:03:13]>> No, that's that's a that's a delay. My bad.

[00:03:17]Oh, that's going to be annoying.

[00:03:18]>> Let me let me close out YouTube. Oh, that was a delay. My bad.

[00:03:23]>> watching us. That's what was happening.

[00:03:25]Yeah. Yeah, that that that was all on me.

[00:03:29]Um I do believe God is >> [snorts] >> fallible.

[00:03:43]Okay. Am I using that word correctly?

[00:03:46]Sure.

[00:03:47]I mean, you think God has flaws. I agree. The God of the Bible and the Bible God of the Bible full of flaws, general [ __ ] Um also baked screw up.

[00:04:00]So.

[00:04:02]I can I can agree with that 100%. I like I said I'm here for a peaceful, calm, friendly conversation.

[00:04:11]>> Well, what what do you disagree with us then specifically on? We don't believe God is real.

[00:04:16]We don't believe the Christian God is true. We don't believe Christianity is true.

[00:04:21]Uh I'm sorry, we don't believe the Christian God is good. We don't believe the Bible is historically accurate and we don't believe Jesus was resurrected.

[00:04:28]Okay. Well, I would um not so much argue as like I said before on faith. I do believe that God is real.

[00:04:42]I do believe that some churches mean the best. And I'll I'll be honest. You had a Mormon on a minute ago and like this Mormon kid came out cuz I got into a car accident in the middle of winter and it's 40 freaking below outside and I couldn't even fuel my house and he he came out and helped me.

[00:05:07]So, I mean I I appreciate that. Is Christianity true?

[00:05:12]>> in the I wasn't there.

[00:05:20]Dan, did you just want someone to talk to today cuz it's not a debate if you essentially dis- uh essentially agree with us?

[00:05:26]>> No, I I I can just I I take it on faith.

[00:05:32]Okay, but what of the things that we are claiming do you disagree with?

[00:05:40]Um Like let's pretend like your desire is to convince us that one of these points are in fact true.

[00:05:53]Pick one and let's let's uh you know, let's do that.

[00:06:00]Okay, well, I do believe um Full disclosure, I have been day drinking cuz it's my day off.

[00:06:11]>> [snorts] >> So, I >> you drinking, Dan? That's a hell of a disclosure.

[00:06:17]What What you've been drinking, Dan? I think I might start day drinking pretty soon.

[00:06:25]It's a good time to start drinking, my friends.

[00:06:28]Um So, what's in the cup? Uh Whiskey?

[00:06:33]>> Vodka.

[00:06:34]Vod Your vodka, man. No.

[00:06:37]Yes, I I You like that. You like the You like that communist alcohol.

[00:06:45]Uh Actually, I get most of my I get most of my stuff made here at a distillery in Alaska.

[00:06:56]Have you ever heard of seasonal affective disorder?

[00:06:57]>> um Well, yeah, I deal with it every year, man. It's dark for like 6 months at a time and then it's daylight for 6 months at a time.

[00:07:09]Have you considered taking a vitamin I think it's vitamin D to supplement during the winter?

[00:07:17]I was going to make a dick joke, but I'm not going to make a dick joke cuz I'm not gay.

[00:07:24]Okay. But uh I didn't know you couldn't make I didn't know you were straight before that.

[00:07:29]>> not Apparently you're not allowed to.

[00:07:30]Yeah.

[00:07:31]I didn't know that was a rule.

[00:07:32]>> Uh but All right. I ask because seasonal affective disorder can be very handy or um vitamin taking vitamin D supplements can be very handy for seasonal affective disorder. Not that it's a cure, but it at least ensures that you are not uh vitamin D deficient.

[00:07:47]How much have you had to drink so far?

[00:07:52]>> Say that one more time. How much have you had to drink? [snorts] Uh let's see.

[00:08:03]This will be my eighth shot.

[00:08:06]Wow, you got me beat.

[00:08:07]>> Which is actually which is actually normally half of what I normally drink.

[00:08:13]Wow. So you got eight shots deep and wanted to call into the big guy.

[00:08:18]That's crazy, comrade.

[00:08:21]I'm in danger.

[00:08:22]Plus Yeah, now I'm in danger. Uh Um [ __ ] I guess what what do you guys think of the Episcopalian church? Like I I think stepping away from the Catholic Church, stepping away from the Pope.

[00:08:47]Basically just being lazy.

[00:08:49]>> That like most Christians, they believe in a lot of [ __ ] for no good reason.

[00:08:55]Okay.

[00:08:57]I can [clears throat] agree with that.

[00:09:01]He just wanted some friends definitely.

[00:09:03]He just wanted some friends today, didn't you, Dan?

[00:09:08]That's all right.

[00:09:10]He just wanted some friends.

[00:09:12]Mhm.

[00:09:14]Now No?

[00:09:17]stepping away Oh, okay.

[00:09:21]from the um Christian Church and To be clear, Episcopalians are in fact a Christian church.

[00:09:31]>> did I just hear you drinking more? Did you take another shot?

[00:09:37]Yeah, that was my eighth one. That was the last one.

[00:09:41]Okay.

[00:09:43]Brother.

[00:09:45]But, uh Yeah.

[00:09:47]You're telling >> a You're committing a DUI right now.

[00:09:52]>> [laughter] >> I'm sitting in my driveway in a private parking lot in a lab.

[00:09:57]>> You're debating while under the influence. Well, but you're also behind the wheel now. You just admitted to us.

[00:10:03]Jesus [ __ ] >> actually say you I'm I'm pretty sure you can't even be sitting in a car that's off.

[00:10:09]Right? Yes, you can on private property.

[00:10:12]I can drive around my entire property in my side-by-side >> don't test that. We don't maybe we don't test that theory.

[00:10:21]Anyway, >> I I can. It's literally legal. I mean, >> Please don't.

[00:10:27]Yeah, let's not do that, Dan boy.

[00:10:29]>> people at one point, but people probably still shouldn't have done it, you know?

[00:10:33]Was Jesus resurrected from the dead, Dan? And why are you trying to have a He's eight shots deep.

[00:10:39]I'm I haven't got any food in the past hour.

[00:10:42]>> I do I I I do Okay, that's fair. I I'm not even going to argue that. I am intoxicated side. That's totally fair.

[00:10:52]But, I I do believe Jesus was actually resurrected.

[00:10:57]However, I don't think it's the white Jesus we have in all the photos.

[00:11:06]>> [sighs] >> Okay, so >> Photos?

[00:11:08]Okay, so brown Jesus was resurrected.

[00:11:11]No, paintings. Paintings. Paintings. I'm I'm sorry. Paintings, not photos.

[00:11:15]Paintings.

[00:11:17]I was going to say, like, if you got photos, man, I might be Christian tomorrow.

[00:11:23]Uh maybe it's photos. Imagine how much those would sell for. Dan.

[00:11:28]Dalton.

[00:11:30]I will let you go.

[00:11:31]>> Please. Please. Please.

[00:11:33]>> Dalton, Dan, and Dalton, Blitzn, myself will be live next Wednesday in the evening doing another Theist/Science Debate Board.

[00:11:45]Feel free to call in then, but the rule has to be you had to have had zero alcohol.

[00:11:50]Yeah.

[00:11:53]Okay?

[00:11:54]Uh next Wednesday? Next one. What time did What time did I say? Does anybody remember?

[00:12:00]In the evening. You said the evening. I said the evening. I just said the evening. I didn't give an actual time.

[00:12:05]>> Oh, I think he said 3:00 actually. 3:00 or 6:00 p.m. EST, which I guess is 3:00 p.m. for me. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, yeah, so we'll be live at 6:00 p.m. Eastern. I don't know what that is in in Alaska time.

[00:12:18]Right now it is 12:00 p.m.

[00:12:21]So, then that would mean it would be I can't do math. 2:00 p.m. for you? I guess. We'll be live around 2:00 p.m.

[00:12:32]Okay?

[00:12:33]>> Okay, yeah. You're using standard time.

[00:12:34]Okay, yeah.

[00:12:36]Can't guarantee I will call, but I will not call if intoxicated. Okay. It seems like a good rule.

[00:12:43]>> Also, please don't be intoxicated. It's not good for you.

[00:12:48]Trust me, I'm getting sober this summer.

[00:12:51]Liver failure.

[00:12:53]You're eight shots deep with liver failure?

[00:12:57]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:59]Levels about 900, three times what it should be.

[00:13:03]Maybe you shouldn't wait till the summer.

[00:13:08]Uh well, it's just starting to be summer, and uh well, I live alone all winter, have to take care of my dad's house.

[00:13:19]All right, Dan, we're going to let you go. We're going to let you go. Please get Please get sober.

[00:13:24]>> Think think Thank you for having a polite conversation with me.

[00:13:29]I hope you guys have a lovely day.

[00:13:32]Okay, Dan. You, too.

[00:13:34]You, too, buddy. All right.

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