Squirting Myths - EP51

Añadido: 2026-06-01

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[00:01:00]Are they moist enough for you? Mhm.

[00:01:02]I can see the moistness through my mic.

[00:01:05]>> cuz we're going to talk about a lot of moist things today. Indeed.

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[00:02:18]Thank you. Take it away, my sweet loving lover. Take it away?

[00:02:23]>> Yeah, take it away.

[00:02:24]>> Okay. Well, today we're going to be chatting about squirting. Mhm.

[00:02:30]Something that >> We had to teach ourselves about some things. Especially me because I've never experienced it, so it was a lot of learning, which is nice. That's what we're going to be chatting about today.

[00:02:42]Yeah, so we were casually discussing, just like shooting the shits the other day and talking about squirting with our assistant and bestie. And she was like, "Yo, y'all should do an episode on that.

[00:02:53]I feel like a lot of people would like that." And I was like, "Yo, you're actually so right because a lot of people DM'd us about it." And it's true.

[00:03:00]They've been It's been a couple of times now that we've been getting requests for discussing that very fascinating, intriguing topic, which seems to be a question mark for a lot of people, including us.

[00:03:14]>> Yeah, it was a big question mark for me, and I was like, "Do I have the authority to like speak on this?" But then I was like, "Well, I'm going to be like, you know, educating myself and sharing what I learned, so that's the authority.

[00:03:27]Well, yeah, like I don't I don't squirt, and I've never been with someone who squirts yet, so I was like, "What the [ __ ] am I going to say?" But then I just >> You can say whatever the [ __ ] you want.

[00:03:38]>> so, yeah. So, I I educated myself a bit.

[00:03:42]Yeah. Well, we both did because I also had a lot of question marks around that topic as well.

[00:03:48]Um for me personally, I've never I've never squirted. Mhm. But I've had one experience of someone squirting. Mhm.

[00:03:57]But she wasn't It wasn't actually an orgasm.

[00:04:00]So, it was interesting.

[00:04:02]This is another myth that we're Some myths we're going to we're going to talk about later in the episode, like where one of them is like, "Squirt equals orgasm." No, it does not. No. No, it does not. Sometimes you can >> a squirting without an orgasm. You can have an orgasm without squirting, or you can have them together, so they're kind of like independent. Mhm. They can be.

[00:04:25]They can be, yeah.

[00:04:25]>> Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Well, what we talking about first? Well, how do you feel about squirting? What are your What are your feelings?

[00:04:34]>> My thoughts and feelings about squirting, um I'd like to experience it more. I know I I don't think I'm a squirter, but I know I have a Skene's gland, which is actually where female ejaculation comes from, which is that white, thick, creamy liquid. Yeah, it's the female prostate.

[00:04:57]>> of you. Prostate. Is it really? Yes.

[00:04:59]Okay. Female prostate, cool. Yeah, that's what people call it, yeah.

[00:05:03]>> Oh, okay, okay. I know that I can do that cuz I've seen that white liquid, and a lot of people have come out of me, and so that is my proof.

[00:05:14]My my proof that I have a Skene's gland cuz actually some women don't. Some women don't. Yeah.

[00:05:21]>> By the way, we forgot to say the biggest disclaimer of our lives What?

[00:05:25]>> episode.

[00:05:26]>> What's that?

[00:05:27]>> All the information that we are Oh, right. that we're going to share today is actually information that we sourced from Yeah.

[00:05:34]academic sources.

[00:05:36]>> Academic articles and sources, which are going to be quoted in the description.

[00:05:41]So, this is where we pulled this information from. This is where we've educated ourselves.

[00:05:46]>> 2015, right? 2015, yeah. Well, see, that's that's We need some new info.

[00:05:51]That's the world today. They don't really, you know, female pleasure is not a topic that seems to interest a lot of researchers. Um it seems to be one of the last priorities in science.

[00:06:03]Generally speaking, medical studies are definitely lacking in the uh female pleasure female pleasure department and the female body department, for sure.

[00:06:12]Yeah. So, you were saying how you feel about it? I've never experienced squirting. Well, I thought you said you did once.

[00:06:19]Me. Oh, yourself, right?

[00:06:21]>> Me, the squirter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:06:23]>> I've never been a squirter, but I've been a squirtee, where I've been on the receiving end of squirting. Mhm. So, like the girl that I was doing it with, she wasn't having an orgasm, and I know this because I'm a woman, I know when women actually come and when they actually don't. So, she was not having an orgasm. It was just in the middle of penetration, Mhm. squirt. It was like on me. And it wasn't like gushing. It was like just like a little situation going with the movement.

[00:06:53]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um it was clear. It was clear liquid, and it was a squirt.

[00:06:58]It was It was a squirt. It was shooting out. I know that she squirted, and she confirmed that it was not coupled with a orgasm. Yes.

[00:07:05]>> was my experience with that. That's pretty [ __ ] cool. I like it, though.

[00:07:08]Like I have no problem with it. Like if a woman squirted all over me, I'd be pretty happy. I'd I'm, you know, I'd be down. I'd like to be squirted on.

[00:07:17]And I feel like I'm even more down to be squirted on now that I know what it actually is after we've learned about it. Yeah, because for me, I was like, "No, I'm not down." Like before learning about what it is and the fluids and stuff.

[00:07:30]I was not down to have someone else's bodily fluids all over me.

[00:07:35]Uh but I think now I'm at the point where I'd like to experience it at least once in my life, and I'm ready to be squirted on.

[00:07:45]So, come at me.

[00:07:47]>> [gasps] >> I'd like to I'd like to see how it goes, but I would like to be prepared. I would like to know if you're a squirter. I don't I get startled sometimes, you know, like when that girl queefed in my face and parted my hair.

[00:08:00]I got startled. So, like I like I would like to know so that I don't get startled Yeah, you don't want to get startled. No, it's not sexy.

[00:08:15]>> Especially when someone's like having an orgasm.

[00:08:17]>> Yeah, so please like, you know, let let me know >> Yeah, but you know, sometimes you Sometimes you might be lucky and the person knows themselves very well, and they can tell you, they can warn you, but sometimes it's a surprise. Yeah, for both you and the person. Yeah. So, you just got to play it cool bit.

[00:08:35]>> Control your face, yeah.

[00:08:36]>> You got to You got to play it cool.

[00:08:38]Surprise or no surprise. Yeah.

[00:08:41]Yeah, I'll do my best.

[00:08:42]>> Yeah. I get startled, you know?

[00:08:43]>> Well, you'll most likely be with me, so So, just slap me if I do something.

[00:08:48]>> Okay.

[00:08:49]Just start. Give me a little choke or something. No. Okay, you do you.

[00:08:55]Just pull your hair a little bit.

[00:08:56]>> Yeah, just pull my hair.

[00:08:58]Shh, shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:08:59]>> [laughter] >> Fix your face. Yeah. Yeah, just shove your fingers in my mouth.

[00:09:04]>> [laughter] >> That'll fix my face.

[00:09:09]>> start like [ __ ] That'll fix it, yeah.

[00:09:11]I'll just like [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:09:14]>> cup your mouth.

[00:09:16]Okay, so we have a plan. Uh-huh. We're ready.

[00:09:18]>> Yeah. Okay. All right. So, >> to be there. Tell me more, though. Tell me more about how you feel. Why did you Why were you not down for it before, and why are you suddenly down for it now?

[00:09:27]Tell me.

[00:09:28]>> of the myths and the confusion and all the things that I've heard that everyone's like, "No, it's not real.

[00:09:33]Like it's just pee." Or like, "No, it is real, but there's a lot of pee in it."

[00:09:37]Or "There's this." Or like it's it's pee. It's pee. It's pee. It's pee. It was like a lot of like what people would say, so that's why I was like, "No, I don't want to get peed on." It's so [ __ ] true. The amount of times I've heard in my life, "It's pee. You know, squirt is pee. Do you know that squirting means you're peeing?" I'm like, "Does it really? Doesn't sound right.

[00:09:55]Why would I pee in mid-sex? Yeah. So, what was really cool about one of the studies, like the study that they did, was that they tested seven women and they tested them they tested their urine. That has nothing to do with sex. They're just like, "Pee? We're going to test it.

[00:10:12]Okay, cool." And then they tested them during arousal and then they tested them the squirting, like after arousal. So, after they squirted, they tested the the fluids. The fluids of all three scenarios.

[00:10:26]And it proved that there's things in urine, specific markers in urine, that are not present in the in squirting.

[00:10:37]And there's things in squirting that are not present in urine. So, there's like new things in squirting that don't belong in urine, which is crazy because squirting comes from the urethra. So, it comes from the bladder. It It goes through the urethra, but comes from the bladder, yeah.

[00:10:53]>> from the bladder, yeah. And what they found was that during arousal, like even if you peed right before, during arousal, the body will actively all of sudden refill with fluids from some [ __ ] where.

[00:11:09]Like, from the body. Like, they're just saying like it's from the body. They don't know where cuz like you just peed and now you're getting aroused and all of a sudden your bladder just refills with this specific type of fluid that has different things that are not in urine.

[00:11:23]In your bladder.

[00:11:24]So, that's kind of magical. Same same but different. Same same but different.

[00:11:29]A lot less of the waste, like in urine.

[00:11:32]>> Yeah. A A lot less of the urine components.

[00:11:34]>> Yeah, the concentration of urine. So, it's like crazy how the [ __ ] that happens. And they got that from testing, you know, like regular pee before, like during arousal, and then after squirting. They got all this information and it's pretty [ __ ] mind-blowing, I have to say. Yeah. So, I was like, "Ooh, tits." I agree. The female body is just fantastic. It's it's so intriguing, it's so mysterious. Shouldn't be, but it still is. And it But it's fascinating what what it can do, truly. Especially during like pleasure and arousal. It's insane. Yeah. Um do you want to just like before we start debunking these crazy myths, like just give the actual definition of Oh, yeah. The squirting of fluid from the urethra during sexual arousal. It's real.

[00:12:24]It's not a myth or just a porn thing.

[00:12:27]Aw.

[00:12:29]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> It's real. Is it not? It's so real.

[00:12:34]Okay. So, squirting and ejaculation are similar, but they're not identical.

[00:12:40]Okay. Okay. So, because they can happen independently of one another, it's not strictly ejaculation because it's not Mhm. an or like you know what I mean?

[00:12:49]Like ejaculation equals orgasm, but squirting does not necessarily equal orgasm.

[00:12:54]>> Got you. Same same but different.

[00:12:56]>> Same same. You know what I mean?

[00:12:57]And the same thing with like, you know, "It's pee."

[00:13:00]Not exactly. "It's not pee." Not exactly. You know what I mean? So, it's like like you really perfectly described, it's literally like one liquid that has some urine components in it, but very very very diluted, which is why it has very mild odor, like it doesn't smell like strong pee. Sometimes it might have like a tiny little hint of urine smell, but it's like very faint if it does.

[00:13:27]Um it can be musky in smell, it can be sweet in smell, and it could be completely odorless. And the same thing with the color.

[00:13:36]It's usually just like clear liquid. Or, because sometimes the Skene's gland there's a little bit of Skene's gland ejaculation mixed in with it, it could be like a like a cloudy white or, you know, have like a white base to it because it's mixed in with that. Um but yeah.

[00:13:53]It's It's so Depends on like how hydrated you are, too.

[00:13:57]>> Right.

[00:13:58]How hydrated you are, what you ate, your diet, yeah.

[00:14:01]>> the month. Your hormonal cycle, where you're at with that, and also just like your own personal body composition and chemistry. Like, we're all just so [ __ ] different. Like, if you eat like asparagus and you go pee, your pee's going to stink. Yeah. If you eat asparagus and you squirt, chances are there's going to might have a little extra maybe a little extra something something to the odor, you know? So, it depends on a lot of things. And the more the more water you drink, the more hydrated you are, the more odorless um it is. Yes, also. Yeah.

[00:14:33]There was like a fun fact that we forgot to share earlier, which is that what we've heard in in the porn industry Oh, yeah.

[00:14:45]>> is directly from porn performers who have been in the industry their whole entire lives and have been on porn sets and have personally done it themselves.

[00:14:56]So, this is like straight from the [ __ ] source. Is that right before filming a squirting scene, they will chug a [ __ ] ton of water and like really like force it out during like force out a pee during the scene to make like an intense never-ending squirting, you know, extravaganza.

[00:15:20]>> [laughter] >> So, that the movie is more successful and wild and like >> male gaze-y. Um but they just literally peed all over the person they were with.

[00:15:34]>> Yeah. All over the place. So, that's why porn is not a good represent like more mainstream or whatever is not a good representation of what squirting is cuz you don't know if it's real or not.

[00:15:48]>> Or real female pleasure, for that matter.

[00:15:49]>> Yeah.

[00:15:50]>> Yeah. You literally don't know if what you're watching was real or forced. Yeah. And a lot of the times people think that there's another myth where it's like if you squirt, you'll know cuz it'll come out like a [ __ ] fountain. Not necessarily, actually. Some women, like the woman that I that I made The girl that I made squirt, it was a tiny tiny little sprinkles.

[00:16:14]>> Yes, exactly.

[00:16:15]>> a whole [ __ ] big fountain that came out of her. It wasn't like Niagara Falls, you know? Like, it was Yeah. And And sometimes it is. Sometimes some women can squirt a [ __ ] like impressive amount and it really does make a mess. And those who know themselves and who are active squirters, they need to like prepare for it. Like, you know, like cover their [ __ ] and like it really does it can make a mess, but not always. And I think porn plays with that with that myth a lot because you you know, the girls like they're just like playing with it and they're squirt like splashing it everywhere and it's like the [ __ ] Like you said, it's a huge extravaganza and it's so exaggerated, but that's not at all the way No. that it plays out in real life for all women.

[00:16:59]Yeah, I've only chatted with like four women who said that they can squirt and that they said it's more like spurts.

[00:17:06]And it's not like a fire hose, like, you know?

[00:17:10]>> [laughter] >> It's not usually an extravaganza. Yeah.

[00:17:13]It's usually like, you know, It depends. It depends, though. And some women >> All All All four of them said the exact same thing. That's what it is for them.

[00:17:21]So, I feel like that's pretty common.

[00:17:23]>> But we have someone who has made someone squirt once and they said it was a huge mess. Oh, yeah. So, and then another person, a girl that we collabed with, said warned us that she is she is a [ __ ] squirter and she makes big messes. I don't remember that. Yeah.

[00:17:39]Okay. Yeah.

[00:17:41]Yeah, we were down, remember? And then it never happened. We were sad.

[00:17:45]Well, we didn't do the thing.

[00:17:46]>> now.

[00:17:47]>> do the thing that was going to trigger it.

[00:17:49]>> Yeah, yeah. Um unfortunately, but Yeah.

[00:17:53]Yeah, yeah, yeah. She did warn us. She was like, "Oh, yeah, I'm >> But she said she'll let us know when she's ready.

[00:17:58]>> us know. And she also said and I was like I was all like, "So, what do I need to do to make it happen for you? Like, tell me." And she was like, "You don't have to worry. Like, it's going to happen. Like And then it didn't. And then it didn't, but the thing is she was like, "I'm not worried about you making me squirt. I'm worried for the furniture." I was like, "Okay."

[00:18:14][laughter] So, she's a [ __ ] mega squirter. So, I guess it just like really depends. Like, every woman is so different. Exactly.

[00:18:22]Yeah.

[00:18:23]So, I think like porn plays plays a lot plays a big role in that.

[00:18:27]>> In confusing people, yeah. Absolutely.

[00:18:29]And then also there's this other thing and I've heard that so [ __ ] many times growing up, it's almost cringey.

[00:18:35]The amount of people that were like "Every woman can squirt. And if you haven't squirted, it's because you haven't met the right person." And then, you know, back in my, you know, what what I thought were my straight days, I when I used to be with dudes, these [ __ ] young cocky, like super stupid guys would be like, "Don't worry, I can make you squirt. I can make you squirt.

[00:18:57]I got No.

[00:18:58]Trust me, I've made women squirt before.

[00:19:00]I know exactly how to make you squirt.

[00:19:02]I'm going to make you squirt." Did this dude even make you come? Nope. What a dumb [ __ ] Like No, but it happened even more than once and some guys were like, "Oh, no, no.

[00:19:10]All women can squirt. Trust me, I know this." And like never in my life, not once, did a man ever make me even come in the first [laughter] place. So, you're going to You can't even make me come, but you're like, "I'm going to make you squirt."

[00:19:25]That makes total sense.

[00:19:29]Smart dude. Smart dude.

[00:19:31]>> That's embarrassing. I proved him wrong cuz he didn't [ __ ] make me squirt or come. So, uh but it's funny cuz you do You do hear that so often. You just hear like like, "All women can squirt." No, actually, it's not true. Not all women can squirt.

[00:19:46]>> Right. So, it really depends on a lot of things and apparently I found that estimate statistic kind of funny. They said 10 to 54% of people with vulvas can squirt. I'm like, "10 to 54 >> [laughter] >> is a big [ __ ] gap."

[00:20:05]So, they're saying like they don't [ __ ] know. Well, I think yeah.

[00:20:11]Yeah, I don't know what the [ __ ] that even means. But they did like a survey and then yeah. I don't know, but all that to say like it's a little more common than we thought. Yeah.

[00:20:22]But it's still unknown. Some women can can squirt, but they've just never experienced it. I have a Skene's gland. I know that for a fact because I tend to ejaculate that like super creamy white ejaculate thingy um right after I come and just oozes out of me and I know that cuz that's that's that's the ejaculation that comes straight from the Skene's gland. So, I know that it's there, but have I ever squirted like like a No.

[00:20:49]Never.

[00:20:51]We've never really tried.

[00:20:53]Like we've never been like we're going to practice or like try, you know, we never really did.

[00:20:59]Well, I feel like Like have you ever felt like maybe you were close? Like I felt like sometime maybe like very few times in my life I felt like I was going to I was getting close to wanting to pee.

[00:21:13]But then right after sex I'd go pee and it was actually pee. So, maybe not. I don't know.

[00:21:19]Filled that magical refill during arousal. Maybe.

[00:21:24]Maybe. Maybe. But honestly like one of the things that makes squirting possible is you have to be relaxed and you have to just like if you feel it does feel like you're going to pee, but the idea is not to hold it back and just to relax and let it happen. But I think a lot of women like tense up and they're scared to pee so they don't and I think that's maybe possibly one of the reasons why some women have never experienced it.

[00:21:49]But honestly I've had so many [ __ ] orgasms in my life. I feel like if I were capable of squirting I would have squirted by now. Like can you think of the amount of times we've had sex?

[00:22:02]Like like more than a thousand times.

[00:22:05]And then the amount of times that we have orgasms like we're both like multi-orgasmic people. Like I've had thousands upon thousands of orgasms in my life in all kinds of positions with all kinds of stimulation, penetration, and all kinds of things. I've never once squirted so I feel like by now I would know. Right.

[00:22:22]>> [laughter] >> But who knows? Who knows? Maybe one day in my 50s I'll just [ __ ] squirt and I'll be like, "Well, there it is."

[00:22:31]Cool. Better late than never.

[00:22:33]Yeah.

[00:22:35]But so one of the things about squirting is there's also another myth where it's like it has to be through penetration. A lot of people want to know how to squirt or how to facilitate that process if you know, if they were to try or if it were to ever happen for them and there were a couple things that like said can trigger it more easily. So, the first thing that I remember learning about is that [ __ ] stimulation plays a big role in squirting. And see that's it that was interesting to me because I grew up hearing that it's penetration alone that makes you squirt. Penetration alone.

[00:23:12]Most of the times yeah, but also I've heard that [ __ ] speech from girls too. Which I think it's maybe it's possible for some women, but here's the thing. [ __ ] stimulation actually plays a big part in it because underneath of the [ __ ] the internal clitoris area is actually the like what we call the G-spot. And so the G-spot is like you know, when you stimulate the G-spot it's like internal clitoral stimulation as well and that's often like a big trigger for squirting to happen. Which is about like 2 inches into the enty on the top the top the top of the vag. Okay. And so stimulating that area specifically can help release a squirt.

[00:23:58]Did you know that? Yeah, no. I I mean I knew it was something about the G-spot and doing these this upwards a little bit a little bit upwards and playing with that. Oh my god. Okay, you just reminded me. So, there's this thing that everyone always says to stimulate the G-spot you have to do this come here movement. And I just think I've never done that to anyone. My fingers would get so tired doing that.

[00:24:22]I don't I don't like knowing that you're doing this inside my pus pus. Like doing this inside my pus pus feels very uncomfortable. It almost hurts my pus pus. I feel like something is like stabbing my pus pus.

[00:24:35]So, the come here movement I don't know.

[00:24:37]Like I understand that they're trying to say like you got to put pressure on the top on the top part so that it like stimulates the G-spot, but not come here. [snorts] Cuz when you do come here the tip of your fingers there's nails there. Like it's just weird. I feel like you should probably do like this instead. Like apply pressure and do this as opposed to doing this [ __ ] You know what I mean? What the [ __ ] is that? I feel like that would irritate the [ __ ] out of me.

[00:25:08]So, I don't know if come here is like another [ __ ] stupid myth. If there's any like professionals in the chat that want to like let us know that you're of your like finger strategy. I mean we are professionals. Excuse me. I'm not. I've never made someone squirt. So, I'm not a professional. Professional squirters or squirties. Got you. Got you.

[00:25:29]If you can you know, drop some some moves some strategies in the chat of your specifically your hand your finger placement and angles and if you could describe that I would love to hear from the ladies. Try to use scientific PG language if possible so that we don't end up in jail. I've never been with a woman actually most of the women we've been with I think like nine out of 10 of them were like I don't I don't squirt.

[00:25:56]And every vulva is different too. Like it really they're all so different so you got to check it out and see what's up.

[00:26:03]Also communicate like what works best and and speaking of communication like obviously another myth is like squirting equals you've had the best sex of your life or the orgasm was explosive or you've succeeded or you've reached the finish line or you've reached the epitome of female pleasure and you're king or your queen. And I just want to say that that's [ __ ] cuz like once again orgasming and squirting can be independent from one another first of all and second of all no squirting is not the end goal.

[00:26:38]Squirting is not a finish line. It's not a trophy. I mean if you do squirt and it feels great great for you, but people who walk into sex with the mission of making someone squirt or squirting I don't think is the right mindset because what really determines what great sex is is how connected you are to your partner, how safe you feel with your partner, how desired you both feel towards one another.

[00:27:05]How comfortable you are, laughter, having a great time, feeling close, aftercare, communication, you know, listening and rather than trying to impress or put on a performance or show. You know, that's what to me that's what really makes sex good or great. But squirting I feel like it's just a bonus, you know.

[00:27:31]Absolutely and I feel like it would be easy to get discouraged if you went in like try being like I'm going to make you squirt or like you know, this is our mission and then you're having and then you're struggling and it doesn't happen like it would kind of be maybe like a hit to someone's ego or like it would disconnect you or be like or like you would think like oh I'm not doing a good job or whatever. Like it's just something to think about. Don't put this pressure on yourselves, you know. For sure.

[00:27:57]So, now that we've learned about squirting what do you what what are your final thoughts and feelings around it?

[00:28:06]Well, one thing I also taught myself too is the preparation involved. Like things that you can do to prepare for it.

[00:28:17]Because there's tons of companies out there that sell like sex blankets for squirting that are waterproof. So, get yourself one of those, you know, to put down on the bed and protect it or you can do it in the shower, you know.

[00:28:33]Zero cleanup.

[00:28:35]I mean it's hard to have sex standing up for some people, but you know, maybe in the bathtub. Shower sex is definitely overrated.

[00:28:43]And mentally like I said not to put pressure on it.

[00:28:49]But for me I need to like would need to work on embracing the mess, you know, that it's like a fun erotic thing. And now that I know that it's not like all that bad things of pee like waste and whatever, you know, and it's more of other things that helps me embrace the mess.

[00:29:10]So, we'll see when it actually happens, but I'm sure I'll be fine. And you're okay knowing that there's a little bit of pee components in it, but it's not like super concentrated.

[00:29:19]See, what's interesting is for me even before I truly understood what the composition of squirt was I thought in my head that it was like half pee half liquid of half mysterious liquid of some sorts. And I was fine with it. I was like, "You know what?

[00:29:36]It's a pleasure liquid. So, I'm not I'm just going to like block out the fact that it's pee and or what that I thought it was pee and just take it take it like a champ, you know. I'm not a fan of being peed on. I'm not into golden showers at all.

[00:29:49]To each their own.

[00:29:51]If people are down for that, to each their own, you know, no judging, but I'm not like super down for that, but I was more so down for the idea of making someone feel so good that it would Yeah.

[00:30:06]result in some sort of explosive mess that I made them Right. reach that level of pleasure, you know what I mean?

[00:30:16]So that that's kind of like what I was down for in that experience, even if it meant me thinking that it was half pee. I was like, that's fine. You feel good, I'll take it. I'll just shower after.

[00:30:30]Exactly.

[00:30:31]>> You know, I'd throw everything in the wash after and it'll be done deal. That too is kind of like the aftercare part of let's say you're doing it with someone and it's the first time or they get embarrassed when it happens. Aw. You should reassure them a lot.

[00:30:47]>> Oh my god, yeah.

[00:30:48]>> You should give them cuddles and you should help clean and not act weird when you're helping clean like like did you a beautiful you know like they do clean this up together like it's no big deal, you know, like really >> good with that. Yeah. Yeah. I love you.

[00:31:04]You're the best with that.

[00:31:07]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:31:09]I've I've had like period blood in my in my underwear or whatever and I wouldn't like she'd like go and like clean them for me without me knowing. She'd just like go and be like I cleaned your your your underwear because I didn't want them to stain and I'm like, oh my god, you didn't have to do that.

[00:31:29]>> Yeah, like more than once and you'd be like, don't worry, baby, I don't mind. I don't All right, cuz now we have those period underwear.

[00:31:36]>> cute cuz like yeah, before we had the period before we discovered the joy of having period boxers I'd like, you know, we'd have Mhm.

[00:31:46]>> in our in our boxers at night or whatever and then some of them I really liked and I was like, no, I don't want it to stain. And then you'd right away take and clean. I'm like, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that.

[00:31:57]And then you'd be like, it's okay.

[00:31:58]And she'd [ __ ] put her hands in there and everything.

[00:32:01]>> got to scrub it good.

[00:32:02]>> You don't even [ __ ] care and I was just there like, no, don't don't my blood. When it's you like nothing grosses me out.

[00:32:09]>> literally were like, I love it. It's okay. Don't worry about it. And I'm like My gosh, she really loves me. Yeah, that I find is like definitely extreme. Like I wouldn't do that for a stranger. I wouldn't clean a stranger's period underwear, but you are not a stranger, you're my baby. I'll clean yours. That's fine. I still do it today.

[00:32:28]>> [laughter] >> I never asked her to, she insisted.

[00:32:30]>> Yeah, I didn't want >> It's so nice.

[00:32:32]>> worried about them.

[00:32:33]>> So all that to say, let Alessia be your role model Okay.

[00:32:37]>> like this.

[00:32:39]You act like a gentlewoman and you reassure them and you don't be a [ __ ] weirdo about it. You never make someone feel weird or uncomfortable about it.

[00:32:49]You're all about comforting, reassuring and So me. being a [ __ ] champ and showing that you don't care and that it's all good and that you're happy that you got them there and you're happy that they had that experience.

[00:33:01]>> Yeah.

[00:33:02]Absolutely.

[00:33:03]>> You know. Yeah. And it could really be embarrassing for some people. Like I said earlier, sometimes it could take someone by surprise. They won't even know and they're going to be like, oh my god, like I'm so sorry. There's nothing to be sorry about. Nothing. Yes. It's just your body being your body and doing your thing. Like It's beautiful. Yeah.

[00:33:21]So I did a quick poll. It was a little late. Sadly.

[00:33:25]>> Um but I did a quick poll on IG just to see like what people's experiences are around squirting and if you know, if they have anything to say about it. And oh [ __ ] Quite a few responses already.

[00:33:46]>> Nice. Awesome. So let's go through them real real quick. Want a crazy story? I recently got the purple sucker toy A loves from Wet for Her and I've never used a sucker before and it made me squirt. The first two times I used it, no joke, it was so surprising and unexpected. I was shook. Yes.

[00:34:06]>> since used gotten used to it, so it hasn't happened again. Hope this is PG.

[00:34:10]Didn't know how to how else to say it.

[00:34:12]Lol.

[00:34:13]Yo, that's amazing.

[00:34:16]>> for you. Oh, that vibrator is so good.

[00:34:19]>> baby knows what's up.

[00:34:20]>> The [ __ ] what's it called again? [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:34:25]>> The clip sucker, the Yeah, the purple one. Oh, from Wet for Her. It's okay.

[00:34:30]We'll tag it in the We'll tag it but we'll put it in the description.

[00:34:33]>> yeah.

[00:34:34]Okay, so um let's see here. Have you ever made someone else squirt? We did two polls.

[00:34:41]So yes came in at 32%. No came in at 68%.

[00:34:47]That tracks. Yeah.

[00:34:50]And then have you ever squirted?

[00:34:53]Yes came in at 35%. No came in at 65%.

[00:34:58]That tracks. Mhm. What are your honest thoughts about it?

[00:35:03]We should provide these these statistics to these researchers.

[00:35:06]>> Yeah.

[00:35:07]Well, someone's comment about it was, I love it in caps.

[00:35:12]Excellent. Someone else, honestly, I'm intrigued. Is it that much more intense?

[00:35:17]Is there a trick to make it happen?

[00:35:19]Well, this episode is for you, my dear.

[00:35:21]There you go.

[00:35:22]Okay, another one. It used to embarrass me when it happened, but having someone enjoying it made it okay.

[00:35:30]Awesome. That's exactly what you need, someone that enjoys it. Mhm. Someone else, for me it's a myth.

[00:35:38]There you go. Interesting. Listen to this episode.

[00:35:40]>> Yeah. Mhm.

[00:35:42]I think it's fine because it's just another form of finishing, right?

[00:35:45]Actually, not always. Would you look at that? Like I just [ __ ] read the first four three and like already there's like myths Yeah. that are being Yeah. you know, in confusion. Yeah. And people are like, I'm not sure. What is it? Is it you know?

[00:36:00]>> Yeah. It's a myth. No, it's not. Is it You're coming, right?

[00:36:05]And then still convinced it's a myth and just pee pee. I've had some serious Os and never had the feeling.

[00:36:12]Wow, I can't believe it. This is like Yeah. Everyone's confused, bro.

[00:36:18]>> I don't understand that person though.

[00:36:19]Still convinced it's a myth, so they don't believe that it's it's real.

[00:36:23]They're convinced that it's just pee.

[00:36:25]But they haven't squirted ever. I've had some serious orgasms and never had the feeling. I guess the urge to pee. Wow, my god, I think this episode's going to blow a lot of people's minds. Holy [ __ ] Okay. Another another person, it's hot AF. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] yeah.

[00:36:42]Um I would love to do it or make my partner do it.

[00:36:46]I like your attitude. Yes.

[00:36:48]Okay. It's something every woman can do and they just don't know it. It's the hottest thing ever.

[00:36:55]>> [laughter] >> Wow.

[00:36:57]>> Okay, cool.

[00:36:59]But maybe not every woman can do it though.

[00:37:01]>> Not exactly, but Yeah.

[00:37:05]>> is good. This episode is very good. This is all women, by the way. Yeah.

[00:37:09]The amount of confusion coming straight from women. Like the amount of people like just mystery around this topic is crazy. Mhm.

[00:37:20]And it's 2026.

[00:37:22]Okay, another person. I thought I peed, but really it's when I completely let go with reckless abandon when climaxing.

[00:37:33]Okay. I think there's some typos there, but so this person experienced squirting, but they thought it was pee, but then they realized that it's not exactly that.

[00:37:45]And they squirted. And then they squirted. Okay.

[00:37:48]Cool. Another one. I discovered I could do it when I was 14. Best thing ever.

[00:37:52]Damn, nice. [ __ ] yeah.

[00:37:54]I love it. Both sides. Getting to squirt and making someone squirt. [ __ ] yeah.

[00:37:59]>> Yeah. And then tell us more.

[00:38:02]We did. Yep.

[00:38:04]And then I believe it is a normal bodily function and incredibly hot. Yes.

[00:38:08]Beautiful.

[00:38:09]>> Yes. Yes. That's perfect. Well, I'm really surprised at the amount of responses in a short amount of time, yeah.

[00:38:18]>> Yeah, very short amount of time. There's actually more, but this is kind of like a nice variety of it.

[00:38:22]Um but we have to wrap up now, but holy [ __ ] I'm so excited for this to come out based on like Yeah.

[00:38:29]>> of the the myths that like just [ __ ] popped up in those responses that we were just talking about. I find that just so fascinating and I think this episode is going to land for a lot of people and teach a lot of people some things. Once again, guys, we got this information from sources, academic sources online, real studies that were done on it, the very few that were done on it. But also we are not doctors or gynecologists or anything, so Absolutely [ __ ] not. And I've never made anyone squirt and I've never squirted, so we're just chit-chatting. That's it.

[00:39:01]Chit-chatting and learning together and debunking the myths together. Yeah.

[00:39:06]We hope you enjoyed this episode and learned along with us in a playful fun way. Yep.

[00:39:13]We love you guys. We hope you have a beautiful rest of your day and weekend and [ __ ] go use the purple vibe that that we're going to link in the description for you cuz this is good [ __ ] Yeah, and use code JFG to get a discount. Yeah.

[00:39:28]Who knows, maybe it'll make you squirt squirt.

[00:39:34]Bye, guys. Bye.

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