books i can't goon to

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[00:00:00]Hello, chat. I just had so much steak.

[00:00:02]I'm so full. As a sequel to my video, books that I've gooned to, I figured I'd make this video to clarify books that I absolutely cannot goon to because these books, if you are a gooner of doom and despair, if you are a gooner of controversial content, maybe you could goon to these books, but these are books that I have deemed, you know, ungoonable. And they're very intellectual books, to be fair, to be fair. So, without further ado, I will walk you through them, and then we'll go through each one and why I cannot goon to these books.

[00:00:31]Number one, Lolita by Nabokov. If you goon to this book, you belong in a federal [ __ ] penitentiary. This is an Epstein-diddy-level goon. This book is so ungoonable. If you goon to this, you belong in a psychiatric [ __ ] hospital. There's no way. There is no way. Okay.

[00:00:46]Next book, Memories, Dreams, Reflections by Young. Love this book. Such a great book. So many great quotes in here, but God, bro. Who the [ __ ] is If you're an existential gooner, yeah, sure, go for it, but me personally, I don't goon to existentialism. I'm not an existential gooner. So, me personally, no. But yes.

[00:01:05]Next one, White Nights by Dostoevsky.

[00:01:07]This is the the first of two Dostoevsky books in this list of five.

[00:01:11]This is a fantastic book for the first like, I don't know, [ __ ] 10 pages, and then it just all goes to [ __ ] It all goes downhill, and this is how I feel like whenever I read Dostoevsky books, they always give me this sense of like internal [ __ ] anxiety and existential dread and despair. So, yeah, not really the best the most goonable book. Um Now, My Inventions by Nikola Tesla.

[00:01:34]Great book. Phenomenal book. But like, it's too empirical. It's too scientific to be a goonable book. You know, he's talking about his life story. He's talking you about like his internal thought processes and what he was like as a child. And then you're reading that [ __ ] and you're like, it's just like it's just such an unattractive thing to goon to. Like it's like you're not you're not trying to goon to someone talking about the [ __ ] Tesla coil.

[00:01:53]Like I'm sorry. Personally, not for me.

[00:01:55]It's not gooner it's not gooner material. Okay.

[00:01:58]Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. Now, if there is some sort of anxiety goon kink that exists out there, maybe you could goon to this. Personally, if you goon to this, like I I just think that there's something genuinely mentally [ __ ] wrong with you.

[00:02:12]Um Anyways, okay. Without further ado, let's walk through it. So, start to finish, Lolita by Nabokov, I don't think I have to explain why you shouldn't ever goon to this book. This book is like I I could barely even read this [ __ ] book. I'm pretty sure I read the first 20 pages and then I had to like let it marinate on a shelf for like a year before I dove into it again. You have to be in a very very specific headspace to even try to read this book. Um I'm pretty sure Nabokov, um if I'm not mistaken, was sexually abused as a child and then he wrote this book through the lens of a pedophile so that he could then um I guess like internalize and process what had happened to him as a child. Um this book is [ __ ] bro. I'm going to be honest. This is like one of the most uh dreadful sinister books I've ever read in my life. If you goon to this, there's something very very wrong with you. Okay.

[00:02:58]Crime and Punishment. So, actually I'm I'm out of order. Anyways, okay. So, um in this book, I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil it.

[00:03:06]But, the main character essentially murders an old lady with an axe and then the entire book's about him acting hella sus um while basically you're you're reading all of the anxiety-induced thoughts that he has. Now, um I'm pretty sure the character in this book is self-described. It's been a minute since I read it. It's self-described as like very attractive, right? And like here, there's a little bit of like Oscar Wilde uh Picture of Dorian Gray type looks maxing mogging influence in there because I think that like honestly with the sus ass way he's acting, if he wasn't like uh apparently conventionally attractive, he wouldn't have gotten away with any of it. But, like really really unless you're gooning to just straight-up anxiety, I don't see how the [ __ ] you would possibly how you would possibly goon to this book. Like Like I feel like reading this book, you're dry in the Sahara [ __ ] desert. Like if you get a hard-on during this book, there is genuinely something very mentally wrong with you. Okay.

[00:03:56]Next one, My Inventions by Tesla. So, I really like this book. Tesla talks a lot about how he thinks, and he basically talks about how like um Oh my god, he he's such an interesting person. But basically, he can like visualize machines in the way that they work, and he would literally just like tweak them and fix them mentally within his [ __ ] brain type [ __ ] Like, this man was truly a genius. With that being said, it's too technical of a book. There are some fire one-liners in this book, though. I'll read you a few quotes. I think I've highlighted a few of them um just because I really like this. Okay, let's see. Um I'm credited with being one of the hardest workers, and perhaps I am if if thought is the equivalent of labor, for I've devoted to it almost all of my waking hours. But if work is interpreted to be a def- definite performance in a specified time according to a rigid rule, then I may be the worst of idlers. Okay, that that quote was mid. That quote was mid. I know I have a better one in here. Okay.

[00:04:43]I know I have a better one in here.

[00:04:44]Okay, okay, okay.

[00:04:45]Okay, most people are so absorbed in the contemplation of the outside world that they're wholly oblivious to what is passing on within themselves. The premature death of millions is primarily traceable to this cause.

[00:04:55]Fire quote, fire quote. He was truly truly an interesting genius of a man, but God, it's so technical. It's so technical. If you goon to this, you might as well like you may as well goon to like an engineering textbook at that [ __ ] point. And you know what? Maybe some people are into that. Personally, not for me. Okay. Next one, White Nights. So, White Nights is about a man who falls in love with the woman. They spend all night talking, and then she's waiting for her shotty bae to return to her. And so, he's basically like her side piece, side hoe type [ __ ] He's like hopelessly in love with her. Great one-liners in this book, but it's like this is this is a goon of dread and a goon of dread and despair. If you goon to this, you may as well just goon to like ASMR crying compilations or some [ __ ] Like, this is genuinely the most depresso goon I've ever seen in my life.

[00:05:36]Like, you you may as well goon to the first 10 minutes of [ __ ] Up if you goon to this [ __ ] Like, genuinely, I don't know I I I just like I just don't even think it's like I don't think it's possible, but okay. Fire one-liners, let's see what I've highlighted in this book. I make up regular romances in my dreams. It's a great quote. Uh let's see.

[00:05:52]What's this one? What's this one?

[00:05:54]Um okay. And if I had been fond of you for 20 years, I couldn't have been fonder of you than I am now. That was a good one. That's fire. That's a fire.

[00:06:01]But you see what I mean? Like you see what I mean? It's like it would be a um romantically [ __ ] masochistic ass goon. Like one thanks some people for being alive at the same time with one. I thank you for having met me for being able to remember you all my life.

[00:06:16]But my god, how could I have thought it?

[00:06:17]How could I have been so blind when everything had been taken by another already? When nothing was mine? When in fact her very tenderness to me, her anxiety, her love, yes, love for me was nothing else but joy at the thought of seeing another man so soon. You know what? Maybe this is low-key like a cuck goon. I could see this being like a cuck goon moment, but I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Next one, Memories, Dreams, Reflections by Carl Jung. I love this book. This is such a phenomenal, phenomenal [ __ ] book. But low-key, you're like most of the book is him talking to an old man that he made up in his head type [ __ ] So it's like this is a schizophrenic book. This is kind of like a um a Um you know what though? If you goon to that, no hate. No hate. No judgment here. But let me let me read some of the quotes that I've highlighted. I think I I have a lot of quotes in this one. Um He gave me the impression that at bottom he was working against his own goal and against himself. And there is after all no harsher bitterness than that of a person who is his worst enemy. That's a good one. That's a good one. My whole being was seeking for something still unknown which might confirm meaning upon the banality of life. Great quote. Great quote. Okay.

[00:07:20]Let's see what else I have highlighted here. Sorry, I feel like I'm just going through and reading quotes, but I'm just trying to give you guys an idea of why these books are fundamentally ungoonable. Because like these are the these are the core pieces of like um these are the core quotes that I got from these books. And judging by the quotes, I just don't think that anybody would even remotely think that these books are goonable. Like I don't know.

[00:07:39]Okay. Everything that irritates about us everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. Fantastic quote. Great [ __ ] quote. Is it goonable? [ __ ] no, it's not goonable. Okay. But yes, here are the literary books that I I am incapable of gooning to. That's pretty much it.