EPISODE ZERO | Part 6 | Walter Moves In

Added: 2026-05-21

[00:00:05]YOUR COMING CRY OF COURSE, WHOSE BREATH I HATE, HAS REEKED OF ROTTEN ROTTEN ROTTEN ROTTEN STENCH, WHOSE LOVES I PRIZE AS THE DEAD. REMAIN WITH YOUR UNCERTAINTY. I BANISH YOU TO TO BANISH YOUR DEFENDERS TILL AT LENGTH YOUR IGNORANCE, WHICH FINDS NOT TILL IT FEELS, MAKE MIRANDA. HI. What's up?

[00:00:33]Okay.

[00:00:35]Simon he did something to the >> What did What did he do?

[00:00:38]>> apartment. He did I told him not to do anything. I told him Come here. I told him not to I know I know I know I told him not to do anything while I was gone. I told him that I Can you Can you guys not He made some kind of Discovery Channel thing in the room and I What's going on?

[00:01:02]I don't even I don't even know what to do. You have Just come in here. Just look at it. Look Look at what he did.

[00:01:07]Look at this. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to drag you into this. No, it's No, it's fine. It's fine. Look at this. This is It's It's >> my apartment. I No, it's the It's the LEGO boss system from I don't care what system it is from Star Wars. I don't That is crazy. Do you see that? That is crazy. That is THAT IS THAT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS THE THING THAT MAKES THAT THING RIGHT THERE. I hate Yoda.

[00:01:34]>> me. Come on. Look at me. Look at What's happening here? I know. Let's I I I can't I can't I I have to find my stuff.

[00:01:39]I Not now. Not now. Not in this. Not in this. Look. Jesus.

[00:01:45]I know. Yeah.

[00:01:48]All right.

[00:01:49]It's dark man or whatever.

[00:01:51]>> Yeah, but he is younger than, but I mean That was where Where my grandmother's picture was. My grandmother who just died? Yeah. Where did he put it?

[00:02:04]I mean, where did he Look, I don't think you should be doing this right now, Miranda. I mean What?

[00:02:09]Oh, I'm just going to go home.

[00:02:15]No.

[00:02:15]>> going to get back on the road. I'm just going to go.

[00:02:19]Miranda, come on. Come on. Here, please.

[00:02:22]Just look at my apartment for 10 seconds. Look inside for 10 seconds. 10 seconds, please. Come on.

[00:02:28]If you go, I know I'm never going to see you again. Can't let that happen right now, not in your state, okay?

[00:02:33]I don't know. But >> Miranda, it's okay. Can you please not Please, just Just just lay down here.

[00:02:38]Really? I This is silly. I hate to admit it, but I still got this from when I was a kid. And you just Yeah, no.

[00:02:44]>> His name is Ben, if you care.

[00:02:46]You're just setting yourself up by putting up with it. And you're right, you should not be in that apartment, but you don't deserve to be alone.

[00:02:52]Yeah, I have a lot of friends here and everything.

[00:02:54]>> You have me, I'm right across the hall.

[00:02:57]Yeah. You can stay here as long as you want. I'll take I'll take the chair, you take the bed. Really? Yeah.

[00:03:02]>> nice of you. I don't know. I I mean, I I I I I >> I'm really He's going to come back. I have to tell him >> He's not going to come here.

[00:03:08]>> What am I going to say?

[00:03:09]>> to borrow something or whatever, I'll give it to him. You just You hide under the bed or in the bathroom. I mean, it's really no big deal.

[00:03:14]>> I can't I mean >> you can. I mean, I I do it all the time.

[00:03:17]I mean, it We'll uh we'll we'll cook, [snorts] you know, we'll I'm hungry, actually. I haven't eaten and I'm going to be something to get light-headed when I don't eat and >> um just ate the last of my leftovers. So, I mean, why don't we go out? Get something to eat.

[00:03:34]That might be good.

[00:03:35]>> We never do that, you know? I mean, we should have been We've been neighbors for so long, and I mean, then it's just It's kind of weird, you know, cuz Simon's there.

[00:03:40]>> you sometimes working on your you know, on your stuff in here. I mean, I not listening in or anything. I'm just like >> god. Yeah, no. I'm I'm doing uh community theater for a favor of to a friend who who owns the community theater. I mean, I usually the manager gets pissed when I do that stuff, but I just it's about the art. It's about the art, you know? Yeah. And it's not all it's not all about the money.

[00:03:59]I mean No. I don't know. I mean, but yeah, I was just doing some Shakespeare. I mean, uh Really? I love Shakespeare.

[00:04:07]>> want to hear some?

[00:04:08]Really?

[00:04:09]>> Yeah, sure.

[00:04:09]>> to share Yeah, yeah, CHECK IT OUT. YOU COMMON CRY OF CURS, WHOSE BREATH I HATE, AS AS RANK AS THE ROTTEN FENS, WHOSE LOVE I PRIZE THAT THAT DO CORRUPT MY AIR. I BANISH YOU. YOUR ENEMIES WITH NODDING OF THEIR PLUMES THAT WAN YOU WITHOUT BLOWS, DESPISING YOU YOU DIG?

[00:04:26]WHY DID YOU WHY did you take your shirt off?

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