My First Day Being White...

[00:00:00]Actually, you look like a white guy with black face.

[00:00:02]>> [ __ ] hybrid. You look like a hybrid.

[00:00:05]Some kind of a monkey.

[00:00:07]>> A monkey.

[00:00:08]>> No cuts and no colors. I'm good to go.

[00:00:11]Let's do it. By the way, I'm Yo. Yo, TK think is funny, bro. If I was black again and you had that whip, I would be cracking you cuz the tables have turned.

[00:00:21]Oh.

[00:00:25]Like, these are my these are my people.

[00:00:27]I'm white. These are my people. This is a bar, right? I'm not tripping.

[00:00:31]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:00:34]>> This is a bar. I'm not going to use this, by the way. You don't have to be scared or anything.

[00:00:37]>> Have that. I don't like that.

[00:00:38]>> Um I'm a Florida cracker. I just grew up cracking whips and stuff.

[00:00:41]>> I don't like Florida crackers, so I don't like you then.

[00:00:43]>> Oh, dang it. Really?

[00:00:45]>> Okay. Can I confess something to you?

[00:00:47]>> Like really lowkey.

[00:00:49]>> I'm actually black.

[00:00:51]>> Sorry.

[00:00:51]>> No way. I never would have known.

[00:00:53]>> Dang. Really? Yeah. No, I'm black.

[00:00:54]>> Definitely did a great job.

[00:00:56]>> Thank you. Thank you.

[00:00:57]>> I am going to be so honest. I don't like the whip. It makes my stomach hurt. It's uncomfortable and scary. It's so disgusting. That is >> Wait. Wait. You feel disgusted by the whip?

[00:01:05]>> No, I don't like it. Whip away.

[00:01:07]>> Wait. This is like making you This is making you feel >> This is making you feel uncomfortable.

[00:01:13]>> Okay. What is going on? What is going on? We're going to leave. You guys are scared. You're feeling uncomfortable for some reason. I don't know. Uh, we're going to walk away.

[00:01:21]>> A white cracker. I'm feeling uncomfortable. Get away.

[00:01:23]>> What's What's wrong with a white crack?

[00:01:25]I grew up cracking whips. Actually though, I don't like the way I don't like the way we're >> Yeah, we're dangerous. So, you guys got to go.

[00:01:33]>> We're super dangerous.

[00:01:34]>> Dangerous. It's just like I don't understand.

[00:01:36]>> If I'm black, I'm dangerous. If I'm white, I'm dangerous. I'm just danger.

[00:01:39]Come on. Let's go. I'm dangerous no matter what.

[00:01:43]>> See? Hey, I'm going to come back and we'll try to talk again when I'm black again. Okay, come on. Let's go. Let's go get our black privilege back.

[00:01:50]>> Now, anyway, this is what happened, y'all.

[00:01:53]Dan Clancy, >> I'M STREAMING ON YOUR PLATFORM right now.

[00:01:58]>> What's going on, brother? Dan, right?

[00:02:00]How are you? We're on Twitch right now.

[00:02:01]>> I'm >> Could you put me on the front page?

[00:02:03]>> No, I'm not the dude.

[00:02:04]>> Oh, you're not Dan Clancy?

[00:02:05]>> No.

[00:02:06]>> What the hell? Oh, you his brother?

[00:02:08]>> No.

[00:02:08]>> Oh, [ __ ] You're just a chill guy.

[00:02:11]>> Oh, damn. My fault, gang. My fault. You look like him, though, right? I'm not tripping. Yeah, but hey, he's handsome, by the way. So, that's a good thing.

[00:02:19]It's not a bad thing. He's handsome. All right, guys.

[00:02:23]No cuts and no colors.

[00:02:26]I'm good to go. Let's do it. [ __ ] Okay. See what you right this. Oh, what did I miss?

[00:02:35]>> Play that video.

[00:02:38]>> Play the video.

[00:02:42]>> Hey, you. Hey, show them the way.

[00:02:44]>> I have no idea. There [laughter] you go.

[00:02:46]>> What are you about to do, though? Yeah.

[00:02:47]Yeah. Show the way.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Let me just You feel me?

[00:02:51]There we go. And got a nice tip.

[00:02:53]>> It's soft.

[00:02:54]>> Yeah. I ain't going to lie. It's not a good whip. It's the whip you're supposed to use with your old lady. Damn. That's the whip you're supposed to use with your old lady in a bedroom. It's not really a a cracking whip. You feel me?

[00:03:05]>> That is not an old lady whip.

[00:03:07]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:03:09]>> Here. Let me give it a shot.

[00:03:11]>> He's a natural.

[00:03:12]>> Justice, can you hold my beer?

[00:03:14]>> I got you, bro.

[00:03:15]>> Thank you.

[00:03:16]>> Yes, sir.

[00:03:19]>> Mura. Oh, damn. Hold up.

[00:03:21]>> Hey, >> we having [laughter] a We having a a a whip crack off.

[00:03:28]>> Making some sound now.

[00:03:30]>> Crack off.

[00:03:30]>> We having a crack off. Yo, we having a crack off.

[00:03:35]>> We having a crack off, bro.

[00:03:37]>> I don't think you know this, >> by the way. I'm Yo, TK [ __ ] is funny, bro. I mean, I can >> Oh, there you go.

[00:03:45]>> I can crack it.

[00:03:46]>> I can crack it better than you. Yeah.

[00:03:47]All right. You can't catch me.

[00:03:48]>> Look at that. I mean, this is, >> by the way, >> if I was black again and you had that whip, >> I will be cracking you cuz the tables have turned.

[00:03:59]>> All right, just so you know, I will crack you.

[00:04:03]>> Okay, there cracker boy. You look like a good cracker.

[00:04:08]>> Wait, I was good with my left hand.

[00:04:14]>> Get my lasso out and show you how to work. You don't got a lasso, boy.

[00:04:18]>> It's called hilarious. But yeah, I got a couple of them in the truck, >> boy.

[00:04:23]>> You don't got none of that, boy.

[00:04:27]>> You don't got none of that, boy.

[00:04:29]>> I got some of my teams around me here.

[00:04:31]So, >> I don't care about them, boy. I'm a Florida cracker. Real life. Like, this real.

[00:04:37]>> All right, let's prove it.

[00:04:39]>> This is real life.

[00:04:40]>> Go next door. You eat a bologoney.

[00:04:42]>> WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING MY TOES WHEN I GO ON MY TIPPY TOES?

[00:04:45]>> MAYONNAISE.

[00:04:46]All right.

[00:04:49]Here.

[00:04:50]>> Here's the thing about me. I'm a seasoned white boy. I'm a seasoned white boy. So, I don't do the whole mayo plain. I like my season, yo.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah. Stop playing with me, bro.

[00:04:59]>> Bro, I look white. Like, yo, guys.

[00:05:01]>> You guys doing a live stream or what do you do?

[00:05:02]>> We're live right now.

[00:05:04]>> Oh, really?

[00:05:04]>> Yeah. Look, that's us.

[00:05:05]>> Hey. Hey. How's everybody doing?

[00:05:07]>> Yeah, we look good.

[00:05:09]>> I look better, though.

[00:05:10]>> The camera.

[00:05:11]>> I got kicked out for being black, bro.

[00:05:14]>> Cracker. That's what I'm saying. Xbox.

[00:05:17]>> I'm pretty sure >> if you were white, you would have picked this garbage up off that damn ground a long time ago. You wouldn't even sit.

[00:05:23]>> We don't have garbage laying around on the ground.

[00:05:26]>> Okay. Well, this is your bar and there's garbage on the ground. And you will try to say that y'all.

[00:05:30]>> I don't care. You don't have to. You pick it up.

[00:05:33]>> That's what's up with this guy, bro.

[00:05:37]>> You got big lips, bro. You know what I do with these lips, bro?

[00:05:42]>> I got good big lips, bro. You don't want to know what I do with these whips.

[00:05:45]Lips.

[00:05:48]>> Oh, he's pretty good. It's a natural.

[00:05:55][laughter] >> How long that [ __ ] take you?

[00:06:02]>> Uh, this I was born this way, gang.

[00:06:04]Don't try to dethrow me of my whiteness.

[00:06:05]Yo, what's up, bro? Yo, you try acting like I'm not really white, bro.

[00:06:09]>> What is that? Birth mark. Is that a birth mark?

[00:06:12]>> Yeah, it is. So, you know what it is, but you asking like you don't know.

[00:06:15]What's up, bro? What's going on? Yo. Uh, nah, I took probably like four hours.

[00:06:21]>> Wait, say that again.

[00:06:23]>> Snap it.

[00:06:25]>> Chill out, master.

[00:06:26]>> Yeah, stop playing with me. I'm really master. Master, call me master.

[00:06:32]>> Four hours.

[00:06:33]>> Yeah, like four hours.

[00:06:35]>> I'm straight though. Yo, thank you guys for all the follows, bro.

[00:06:37]>> Of course, dog. Bro, I had some people from back home in PA be like, "Yo, you see these videos just at the bar you go do?" I was like, "Yes." I was like, "That's what I do."

[00:06:46]>> Yeah, that's funny. And so that's very funny.

[00:06:50]>> One of your >> What do you do? What's the baby do?

[00:06:54]>> That guy cannot be one of the Hebrews.

[00:06:57]>> The Hebrew Hebrew. Uh, >> he's a Hebrew drug dealer.

[00:07:00]>> Oh, he sells drugs.

[00:07:01]>> No, he owns promises.

[00:07:03]>> He makes him a penny. Street dealers look like goddamn joke. When I used to be a a pharmacist, I made a good dollar.

[00:07:11]Did you?

[00:07:12]>> Yeah, I was a pharmacist for a little bit. I'm honest about it.

[00:07:16]Nothing too crazy.

[00:07:21]>> Damn.

[00:07:23]>> Oh, it's a trap.

[00:07:32]>> Left hand.

[00:07:34]>> Left hand. Um, do I still look uh >> What's with all the black makeup?

[00:07:38]>> I don't know. You look ignorant. I know.

[00:07:39]>> It's really just where your overall good shoulder is.

[00:07:43]>> Well, I'm back. Am I back?

[00:07:45]>> Different validation.

[00:07:47]>> Am I back?

[00:07:47]>> Why'd you wear the black?

[00:07:49]>> Uh, I just I was going to be black for a day, but I said no.

[00:07:52]>> Beat up too.

[00:07:54]>> I have been a lot of man.

[00:07:56]>> I have been. Okay. Yo, I'm thinking maybe we go back to the beach for a little bit. Walk on the beach and then I come back here. TA, you'll be here for another hour.

[00:08:04]>> Then I come back here and I get my black privilege back. How do you What do you think?

[00:08:08]>> I'm with you.

[00:08:09]>> All right, let's do it. Yo, come on.

[00:08:10]We're going to go to the beach, kick it for a little bit, mob, and then I come back and get my privilege back. Let's do it. We'll be back. All right.

[00:08:18]>> All right. Yo, listen. We're on a mission.

[00:08:20]>> Yeah.

[00:08:22]>> You saw the footage from when we went to the racetrack?

[00:08:24]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:25]>> Can you send me the video when I was waving the plane?

[00:08:27]>> Send me a message about it. Send me a message about it. Remind me when I come back. I'll be back in an hour. Uh, Instagram is hurt. What is this monkey calling me for? What's up?

[00:08:37]>> Yo, am I going to get unbanned out of your chat or what, bro? I've been trying.

[00:08:40]>> Yo, Matt. Matt, unban uh Austin, bro.

[00:08:43]His What you think? Austin won't do it.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah, Austin won't do it.

[00:08:46]>> Yo, unban Austin won't do it, bro.

[00:08:48]Trayvon, please. Matt or Trayvon, please unban Austin, bro. Please.

[00:08:53]>> All right, bro. Yo, you need to like take this off.

[00:08:56]>> How do I look, bro? How do I look? It's actually crazy.

[00:09:00]>> You like me more black or white?

[00:09:02]>> BLACK.

[00:09:04]>> WHY DO [ __ ] want me to be a [ __ ] >> I know Fred likes me more white.

[00:09:10]>> Fred, do you like you're more white?

[00:09:12]Black and more white.

[00:09:15]>> Why is everybody with >> Why is everything race with this guy?

[00:09:19]>> You said, "Why am I so fast when I race with this guy?" It's cuz I'm black and fast, gang. I ain't going to lie.

[00:09:25]Ask me. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I know what to do. There's a bunch of Oh my god. Yo, I keep thinking about this. There's a bunch of white girls in there.

[00:09:33]The whites. What?

[00:09:34]>> Oh yeah.

[00:09:35]>> AT LEAST ONE OF THEM GOT TO. Come on, bro. We back in business.

[00:09:41]Let's get it. We back in business, y'all. Look, that's the thing. Oh, look.

[00:09:45]Let this be motivational to Bro, what the This is not Bro, this cannot be real. Bro, this cannot be real. No, no, no. I am sorry. Do not get scared. I'm normal.

[00:10:00]>> Yep. She's scared.

[00:10:01]>> It's Daytona.

[00:10:03]>> Yeah.

[00:10:03]>> Oh, it's Daytona. It's the regular >> scared.

[00:10:05]>> Okay, perfect.

[00:10:08]>> Real rap. If you scared, go to church.

[00:10:13]>> I like that.

[00:10:16]Yo, thank you for the follow.

[00:10:19]>> Right.

[00:10:22]>> He wanted to be white so bad. You're You're outrageous, bro. You're crazy, bro.

[00:10:29]What a sad thing this is, y'all. What a sad thing.

[00:10:35]What a sad thing. You look crazy, bro.

[00:10:39]>> What a sad thing. Yo, like, bro, you are making us look bad. And I'm talking as a black community. Like, you just did that dumb ass [ __ ] and then try to blame someone else for that. They going to take that and run with it.

[00:10:51]>> LOOK AT THIS. WHAT THE HELL look like?

[00:10:54]I'm doing black face, right? Is what it looks like.

[00:10:57]>> China kind of has makeup wipes.

[00:11:01]>> Oh my god. I can't really [ __ ] up looking hybrid monkey. You look like a hybrid. Some kind of a monkey.

[00:11:11]>> A MONKEY. DON'T ALLOW THAT. Get him.

[00:11:15]>> He said I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF BRO. WE can't >> tell him what you said.

[00:11:20]>> You look like some kind of a monkey. I'm trying to figure out which kind. You got red skin.

[00:11:24]>> Black skin.

[00:11:25]>> And you're allowing that?

[00:11:25]>> No, he's playing black.

[00:11:27]>> He gave me a couple.

[00:11:29]>> He's drinking a nice Italian soda.

[00:11:31]>> I'm a little geek.

[00:11:37]>> You look like a white guy.

[00:11:38]>> Excuse me. Do you by any chance?

[00:11:40]>> Seriously, you look like a white guy with black face.

[00:11:42]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:11:43]>> Really? [laughter] But like seriously the best black face ever.

[00:11:49]>> Yeah. No, it's good. Black face. By the way, that I don't know where that came from. Okay.

[00:11:54]>> No. No. That did not COME FROM ME. STOP.

[00:11:56]WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'm You can take whatever you want.

[00:12:00]>> I never did that. I never did that.

[00:12:02]>> Don't put that on somebody. Take a picture of us.

[00:12:08]>> Oh, yeah. Let's take a picture. Let me just um go right ahead and uh >> Thanks, brother.

[00:12:13]>> I can't put this on. Okay. You like me in the black kind of version?

[00:12:18]>> Okay. How close do you want me to get?

[00:12:19]Okay. Yeah. on that hair.

[00:12:21]>> There we go. All right.

[00:12:24]>> Do we look good?

[00:12:25]>> You look good.

[00:12:27]>> You're rocking.

[00:12:29]>> Oh, we look great.

[00:12:31]>> We look great.

[00:12:33]>> Oh, we look incredible. Magnificent.

[00:12:36]>> I wish you would like.

[00:12:39]>> Also, I'd be fully white. Yeah, I know.

[00:12:45]>> Do you like black legs?

[00:12:46]>> I like you better.

[00:12:47]>> I like myself black, too. Can I have these?

[00:12:50]>> You want to keep these?

[00:12:51]>> Yeah, I'm going to wear them next time.

[00:12:54]>> Um, I might have I think there's a few things that I have in the pockets and whatnot.

[00:12:58]>> Heavy.

[00:12:59]>> Take all this [ __ ] out.

[00:13:00]>> I'm going to give them to you at some point. It's just not going to be right now. Hey, look.

[00:13:05]>> Pinky. Give me the pinky.

[00:13:07]>> Oh, no. Look, >> I have a pinky promise.

[00:13:11]>> Pinky promise. Let's do it. Official. I got you. These are yours. They're not in your possession right now. I got you 100%.

[00:13:17]I still have your tie from the wedding.

[00:13:20]And if I knew you were going to be here tonight, I would have worn.

[00:13:25]>> You got to keep it in the pocket, bro.

[00:13:26]So, you ready?

[00:13:27]>> All the time. Oh my god. I look at Satan. I look at Satan.

[00:13:30]>> You running FOR >> GOD.

[00:13:33]>> I KNOW. THAT'S RIGHT. THANK you for being here.

[00:13:36]>> Thank you, God.

[00:13:38]>> Thank you, God.

[00:13:40]>> Thank you, God.

[00:13:43]>> Thank you, God. Damn. I got to pull my pants up. What happened, baby? You need a tan, huh?

[00:13:47]>> Very happy.

[00:13:50]>> Yeah, I just need Do you know where the uh Neutrogena makeup wipes are at?

[00:13:54]>> Could you Could you >> Could you take me there, please?

[00:13:57][laughter] >> I'll take you there.

[00:14:00]>> Baby, I can take you there.

[00:14:04]We can go.

[00:14:06]>> Say that. Say what, sweetheart?

[00:14:08]>> Y'all go to >> uh we just go uh you know to church and stuff like that.

[00:14:13]>> Hey, free.

[00:14:14]>> Absolutely. God bless.

[00:14:17]>> Okay. Do you wear makeup?

[00:14:18]>> I do.

[00:14:19]>> Really? You just look so naturally pretty. Anyway, I just need the best John.

[00:14:23]>> Um >> I don't know if you need a a liquid for that. What you got?

[00:14:28]>> I have a [music] black face on right now.

[00:14:30]>> And I want to take it off. I want to be white again. Look, we have a similar complexion, honestly.

[00:14:34]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:14:34]>> Yeah. Oh, you might be a little burnt. I got a little burnt, too.

[00:14:37]>> I got the Vietnamese Italian complexion going.

[00:14:40]>> Damn. You exotic a >> little bit.

[00:14:42]>> All right. Little Miss exotic. Okay.

[00:14:44]Let's see, baby.

[00:14:45]>> Yeah, please.

[00:14:47]>> You might want a face wash.

[00:14:50]>> No, no, no, no. Body, body, body, full body.

[00:14:52]>> Full body. Okay, >> please.

[00:14:56]>> My cellar water that takes off. Um, but the Neutrogena ones are pretty good for makeup wipes.

[00:15:03]>> You think wipes are going to take off this coating though? I mean, >> you might need a water and like a >> Oh, you're going to have to I would shower up and scrub.

[00:15:09]>> Oh, yeah. No, no. This is post shower, by the way.

[00:15:12]>> No, >> I showered. Yes. What is that?

[00:15:16]>> Um I don't know. I I just I was I was kidnapped.

[00:15:19]>> I was kidnapped and you was >> Yeah. I don't know what they did to me.

[00:15:22]>> They probably brought you back. You was a handful of hund.

[00:15:24]>> Yeah, I was a handful. I ain't going to lie. Two of them.

[00:15:26]>> Go to the hood and kidnap them project.

[00:15:28]They bring their ass back.

[00:15:30]>> Yeah. I ain't going to lie. That's a big fat little cap. You hear me?

[00:15:34]>> What do I need? Please are telling you please.

[00:15:37]>> You need an explainer.

[00:15:38]>> Explain. All right, sweetheart. God bless.

[00:15:40]>> Oh, y'all got criminals around here.

[00:15:42]That's what it's like all in Philly.

[00:15:43]>> Yes, we have serious issues. How about that? It's got like the the scrubby stuff in it.

[00:15:49]>> You know what I'm talking about? Like the gritty and it scrubs.

[00:15:51]>> That'll probably help.

[00:15:53]>> I'm trying to think of it's honestly the best. Yeah.

[00:15:57]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:57]>> All you need is Yeah, you can use the makeup wipes after.

[00:16:00]>> Yeah, >> but like you you're going to need something to like really get everything off.

[00:16:04]>> I think makeup wipes. Okay. There's someone in my chat that really believes in the makeup wipes and they're they're telling me to trust them.

[00:16:08]>> That's not going to be enough though. I mean, bro, if I get two packs on.

[00:16:12]>> Well, yeah.

[00:16:12]>> I mean, I You might want to do something.

[00:16:14]>> What if I get this John, bro? And this John don't really let you down.

[00:16:16]>> I think you should post shower.

[00:16:19]>> It was post water on his body. Literally just water. He needs some type of substance.

[00:16:24]>> Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to start with the makeup wipes.

[00:16:26]>> Okay, >> I'm going to start with them cuz look, this is the Walgreens going to pick up and go somewhere else or I can come back, right? Okay, great.

[00:16:33]>> Be here till 10:00.

[00:16:34]>> Okay, great. Amazing.

[00:16:35]>> I don't know if you're going to if one's going to do it.

[00:16:38]>> Walgreens, too. How are you guys instructed to act if someone steals?

[00:16:41]>> Call the police.

[00:16:42]>> Yeah.

[00:16:43]>> Okay, perfect. I'mma see y'all. Thank you so much. God bless. I ain't gonna lie. Just call 12. Y. Are they quick around here?

[00:16:49]>> Yes.

[00:16:50]>> Oh, yo, >> crews run fast. I'm joking. Come on. I'm white after all.

[00:16:56]>> Stay in this place. I can't even.

[00:16:57]>> People actually try to steal all the time.

[00:17:00]>> People actually try to steal all the time.

[00:17:02]>> Yes.

[00:17:03]>> Do you need security?

[00:17:04]>> Do you not see where we're at?

[00:17:05]>> I mean, this corner >> compared to where I used to live. This looks sweet. I ain't going to lie.

[00:17:11]>> That is true.

[00:17:12]>> 798.

[00:17:13]>> I'm sorry about this, by the way.

[00:17:15]>> You get a Do you have a large family?

[00:17:18]>> I don't know.

[00:17:19]>> Okay. Tell them what you saw at work today.

[00:17:26]>> Nah.

[00:17:27]>> Can I buy those or should I wait?

[00:17:28]>> Um, what are they? No, wait.

[00:17:30]>> Oh, yeah. No, wait. Uh, >> thorough. Thor.

[00:17:34]>> Yeah. T H U R L and then D E S. Oh, look at me.

[00:17:38]I look so cool. I look crazy. I know.

[00:17:43]>> Oh [ __ ] I look good. You got You got a man.

[00:17:49]>> Hey, what's up? That ain't nothing to me. Oh my god, the police. Oh, it's raining.

[00:17:59]>> I'm so sorry.

[00:18:00]>> That's okay.

[00:18:06]Okay, let's see. Okay. Can Can you uh can Can you put it on my face real quick? Just put on my face like this.

[00:18:13]>> Just so I can see what it looks like real quick. I want to see what my face really looks like.

[00:18:23]>> Okay. My face isn't actually that bad.

[00:18:25]>> No, it's not.

[00:18:27]>> How'd that do? How's it looking like so far?

[00:18:29]>> It's coming off. Yeah.

[00:18:30]>> Like fully?

[00:18:31]>> Yeah. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

[00:18:33]>> I mean, look at it. Oh, you can't see it. You will see it on the video. It's coming off.

[00:18:38]>> Oh, wow. Yep. Got one.

[00:18:47]>> Miss, >> you need a charger. You need a plug.

[00:18:51]Okay.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah. Can I just plug?

[00:18:53]>> We We can use a plug.

[00:18:55]>> We are not supposed to do that, but I'll let you for a few minutes.

[00:18:59]>> Leah like like five minutes. Like five minutes. What's your name?

[00:19:03]>> Autumn.

[00:19:03]>> Autumn. I love that. Uh month. What is it? Aing a season, by the way. But just so you know, I don't usually look like this. I usually look way better than this. I'm usually fully chocolate. Um I usually have like clothes on that. I [music] don't I'm not usually shirtless.

[00:19:21]Um I take private jets and stuff. Just wanted to let you know. [laughter] Are we on the same page?

[00:19:31]>> Um, I don't take private jets.

[00:19:33]>> Oh, you don't? I don't think Would you?

[00:19:34]Do you want to?

[00:19:35]>> Uh, no.

[00:19:36]>> Oh, yeah. Me either. I don't really like them. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:19:39]>> Do you passport? I do.

[00:19:41]>> How y'all doing?

[00:19:43]>> Yes, sir. Me as well.

[00:19:48][music] >> Yeah. But I look better though, right?

[00:19:57][laughter] >> How are you doing, bro?

[00:20:01]Yeah, a little bit. WHOA.

[00:20:04]>> THAT'S YOU.

[00:20:05]>> That is me.

[00:20:05]>> THAT IS YOU.

[00:20:06]>> THAT IS ME.

[00:20:09]>> YES, I know. It's amazing. I love it.

[00:20:11]>> Hey, good to have you.

[00:20:14]>> Yes, sir.

[00:20:15]>> I mean, Max, [laughter] THIS IS GOOD TO HAVE YOU PLAY. I like that. That's a good combo.

[00:20:21]>> How are you doing, sir?

[00:20:23]>> Excuse me.

[00:20:27]>> Um Two, three.

[00:20:32]>> Perfect. I'll give you a call.

[00:20:36]>> How did y'all end up together?

[00:20:41]>> You want to know?

[00:20:42]>> Yeah, I do.

[00:20:44]>> Blink twice. Blink twice.

[00:20:48]>> Yeah.

[00:20:49]>> Ran down.

[00:20:51]>> And he didn't call me text. I said everything.

[00:20:58]You did not look. I thought I said you bring down my favorite meal. Took it for me.

[00:21:03]>> We'll go out.

[00:21:05]>> My favorite meal is oxtails, greens, >> mac and cheese, jams, cornbread.

[00:21:13]>> So that's she'll never figure it out.

[00:21:14]White boy who's meal figure it out. Next day this called in me.

[00:21:23]>> She knows. I don't know. I don't want to know. I don't care what she found out.

[00:21:27]You're good. Who would guess that's my favorite meal? Honestly, >> I ain't guessing that. I would have said white bread, mayo.

[00:21:34]>> That's what I'm saying. Ta salad.

[00:21:37]>> Raisins in it. She used to taste raisins. Not me.

[00:21:41]>> Hey, you didn't tell about it on her forehead.

[00:21:46]>> Where's her name at?

[00:21:52]>> That girl?

[00:21:53]>> Yeah. her name on your >> Yeah, I want TO SEE IT.

[00:21:58]>> NO, NO, NO. I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING.

[00:22:02]>> I'M SORRY. It's a family show.

[00:22:05]>> You ain't that way.

[00:22:08]>> OH, YEAH. I'M WHITE, BUT it ain't that way.

[00:22:14]>> This place can't be real, bro.

[00:22:16][laughter] This is not real.

[00:22:22]>> I ain't going to lie, bro. I think the stream's about to end.

[00:22:24]>> I've seen the videos.

[00:22:26]>> Oh, [laughter] that's fire, bro. What's going on?

[00:22:28]>> I got to say, man, when you were walking up, I'm like, "This mother looks chalky as shit." You all right, dude?

[00:22:34]>> Um, >> yeah, I had a rough day, bro.

[00:22:37]>> No, don't worry about it.

[00:22:38]>> I had a rough day.

[00:22:39]>> No, I see the videos. I remember like the first thing I saw was like the most racist person in America. I'm like, "Oh my god, it is Kevin Nicely." I was like, "Oh, no. I know that motherfucker."

[00:22:49]>> Yeah, it was TK.

[00:22:51]>> All right.

[00:22:51]>> Yeah. He told me he told me that uh all blacks do is uh loot every store and stuff. So So yeah, that's the title I gave him for a little while.

[00:23:00]>> Oh, please, man. We do more than that.

[00:23:02]>> That's my brother. Yeah, we do more than that, right? We uh we we uh I mean, I pay taxes.

[00:23:10]>> A lot of them.

[00:23:11]>> Hey, man. No, we all, man. No, you're >> Yeah. So, there's a lot of things that I do.

[00:23:15]>> I'm getting ready to catch an Uber, though, man. I just What was your name?

[00:23:18]>> I'm Ryan.

[00:23:19]>> Ryan Worth. Yeah, it's good to meet you, >> sir. Have a good one.

[00:23:21]>> I'll let you go.

[00:23:22]>> All right, guys. Listen, I'm about to end the stream right now. I I got to go.

[00:23:24]I have to go home instantly, bro. I have to go home like now. Like yesterday, I got to go home.