It's 1994 and you want the hottest new perfume that's out on the market...CK1 by Calvin Klein.

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]Hi. Would you like to try our newest scent?

[00:00:05]You just bit my face.

[00:00:08]Hey, wait. That smells good. Hey, that does smell good. You like it, too, Mikey? That's because CK1 is a new scent that's unisex. You know what? It's unisex. It means it's a scent for both men and women. I want it. Me, too. How much is it? Only $48.

[00:00:31]I only have $30. Let's see. I have 20 bucks. I have an idea, Mikey. Let's put our money together to buy it.

[00:00:42]All right, I guess. But you only get 40% of the bottle and I get 60% of the bottle since I'm paying more. I knew there was going to be something. Well, but fine, Carmen, but don't hug it all up. Y'all are going to love it. Thank you. I'm holding the bag. I don't trust you, punk. Bye. Bye. Give me some now.

[00:01:01]No, Mikey. Your 40% starts tomorrow.

[00:01:04]This isn't going to be good.