Do NOT go on cruises

Added: 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]You can't do this to me. You know how much I've sacrificed. I've made plans for the summer already, man. Please.

[00:00:07]Antivirus has me thinking like a British racist. Yo, sink the boats. They coming here. They bringing their damn diseases.

[00:00:15]They giving them hotels. Bro, antivirus has 30 to 50% death rate without any antidote, vaccine or anything. So if you get this, the best thing any doctor can do is put you in the hospital and take care of you while your body fights it.

[00:00:32]And it's not going to fight like Ilia.

[00:00:34]It's going to fight like Tony Ferguson out of his prime. This [ __ ] has a 50% win rate on people's bodies. So no matter who you are, there's a big chance you'll get Kirk. Antivirus is a family of viruses and mostly humans catch it from rats but can't transfer it to other humans. But we got lucky enough to get the andis variant of it which is the only antivirus that can spread from person to person. The good thing is that it's not airborne like co is. So for spreading it requires close contact like household members, healthcare workers that are caring for an infected patient or people who have sex with each other.

[00:01:12]So now along with thinking about STDs or getting someone pregnant, you you got to think about the anti virus too, which makes cruise ships just perfect for [ __ ] like this because it's 150 people in small enclosed cabins all interacting with each other for weeks on end and all [ __ ] each other and stuff like swinging. Which is why the luxury cruise ship MV Hondius was perfect for this outbreak. Patient zero was a 7-year-old Dutchman who died on April 11th on this ship after a week of fever and diarrhea.

[00:01:44]And they said they couldn't determine the cause of death, so they just kept sailing. They were saying like, "Oh, it's probably whatever probably nothing too bad, right?" And they just kept visiting different ports, cities, and by this time a second death happened on board, a German woman. And by this time, the World Health Organization was notified. And then the ship had to go to Canary Islands in Spain. The Canary Islands president was like, "Hey yo, get the [ __ ] out of here.

[00:02:14]Don't come near my islands, bro. Why here?" But then Spain approved the ship to dock. And the locals reacted with, "Why us?" I I agree with the locals here. If they were like, "Yo, we're going to stop the evil virus ship in Batumi." I'd be like, "Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. Go duck in Russia or something. It's right there." After docking, 147 passengers leave the ship and they take their flights back to Singapore, Turkey, America, Canada, Germany, France, just going in anywhere, right? And like this is why I have controversial thoughts on white people, right? Like I like them and then I don't and then they have bike lanes and nice cities, but then they go on cruises and spread a rat virus. Like I don't know, man. Also, this is why I don't do cruise ships, man. First of all, who am I going to go with? Geopole really want to be trapped in the middle of the [ __ ] ocean with a bunch of old people I don't know but who are going to be drinking all day and night. Plus, I know it smells crazy in there. No [ __ ] shot a cruise ship smells okay after like 2 weeks. There are a couple of theories on how patient zero got infected like a landfill in South Argentina because the first couple that got it were bird watching because there are some exotic birds that hanging around in that area.

[00:03:30]But let's not go pointing fingers now.

[00:03:32]We can all nuke the Netherlands after we're done with this virus. We all agree, right? And also, all I'm gonna say is GOP has been weirdly quiet about the Hantivirus. Suspiciously quiet in my opinion, actually. And the symptoms are absolutely [ __ ] up. Like at first between days 1 to 5, it feels like the flu where you have a fever, headaches, muscle aches, dizziness, nausea. And this is a trap because it feels like the flu. Unlike CO where you usually stay like this, this one gets a lot worse because then you get shortness of breath, fluid floods your lungs, your heart rate spikes, and your blood pressure crashes. So if you die, you're going to die there. And if you survive this, you will need months of recovery minimum where your breathing difficulties can last for up to 2 years.

[00:04:20]But the worst part about all this is that you don't even know who is really infected because the incubation period is somewhere between 1 to 8 weeks. You can feel perfectly healthy but the virus can be silent for a couple of weeks. For example, the Dutch man's wife left the ship and went to Johannesburg, South Africa, the worst place in the world because she was going to fly to Amsterdam from there. And she stayed on the plane for 45 minutes before everyone realized how sick she was and pulled her off. And then she passed away in a hospital in Johannesburg the same day.

[00:04:51]And by the time you realize something is wrong, you may have less than 24 hours to get to the hospital. And since there's no antivirus that works, all they can do is keep you alive while your body fights the virus or doesn't. And since the ship is like a [ __ ] diddy party with 23 nationalities all enclosed in like a closed space, they all went home to their own countries afterwards.

[00:05:14]So it heightens the risk of this spreading through different and more and more countries cuz all of a sudden everybody wants to have layovers in population centers, bro. Also, let me assess the rumors, guys. The antivirus does not reduce your penis by 3 in. It isn't that bad. It may kill you, but it won't touch your meat directly. The indirect effect is that because you take months to recover, it may not work as well as it used to like during the recovery process. But I think if you're recovering from the evil virus, you'll have bigger things to worry about than your sex life. And the reason behind there not being a vaccine is [ __ ] up as well because this virus has been killing people for like 50 years now. In 1993, there was an outbreak in America which killed 27 out of the 48 people infected. Argentina had a big outbreak in 2018 with 34 cases and 11 deaths. But it's only been killing poor people in South America, which it it doesn't really matter to the pharma companies, so they just didn't care. But now that rich luxurious ship passengers have started dying, now we got to scramble for a antivirus. Bro, that cruise charged 15k >> for a ticket. So, you know, anyone who has that much money deserves to have a vaccine. But I also think this is a perfect time for a virus outbreak to happen since RFK Jr. exists and he will not do a single thing about it. He'll probably think this virus is cool because it would make people adapt to a virus or something like that. Like if he dies, he dies type of [ __ ] If this became a massive outbreak, he would stand on stage like [ __ ] thrag to talk about how this is good actually because the week would go. I genuinely can't believe this dude will be in charge of these two outbreaks because this is the same guy who said >> COVID 19 is targeted to attack uh Caucasians and and uh and black people.

[00:07:06]The people who are most immune are espionage Jews and uh and Chinese.

[00:07:11]There's no vaccine that is, you know, safe and effective. What I'm saying is that none of the 72 vaccines >> He also had a parasitic worm in his brain that ate a part of his brain and died. Beheaded a whale, tied the whale's head on top of the car, and drove 5 hours with it and dumped a dead bear in Central Park. This is the dude that's going to save America from viruses. You guys are cooked. Best thing you can do if an outbreak happens now is just get the stimulus checks and pray. Okay, I have a hypothetical situation for you all. Basically, imagine it's the antivirus pandemic, right? You're locked in your home with your wife and two kids, not leaving your home, barred up windows and everything. Then someone knocks on your door. You look through the people. It's the undefeated world champion, Elia Topurya. He's asking if you can let him in so he has a place to stay during the pandemic. You would never let anyone in because obviously it will put your wife and two kids in danger. But it's also Ilia. Undefeated, three belts, handsome, rich, cool to talk to as well. What are you doing? Me personally, I'm letting Ilia in. My two kids were probably not going to be anywhere near as successful as Ilia. And as for my wife, I doubt she's as good to look at as Ilia. So, I don't know. You guys tell me what you would do. The good thing is that doctors at the World Health Organizations have officially clarified the risk of a massive outbreak as low, but this is also the first multi-country outbreak in the history of this virus. So, we'll see. Ah, man. This virus [ __ ] is [ __ ] up.

[00:08:47]>> Stand ready for my arrival, worm.

[00:08:53]This one might actually be a lot more dangerous than the Hanta virus, but it hasn't been getting much attention because it's only in Africa, but currently at least 118 deaths have been reported in an Ebola outbreak in the Congo with like 400 suspected cases. You guys remember Ebola from 2014 2016? It's this. The World Health Organization declared it a public health emergency of international concern 2 days ago, which I wouldn't care about. I'd think that's just whatever, right? But then I realized that's the same declaration CO got. So this current outbreak is in Uganda and the Congo. And also looking at the amount of deaths already, it's ridiculous. And there are no approved vaccines for it, no antivirals, no nothing. It's the same thing you got to do with the antivirus. You just have to tank it. with both of them having a 30 to 50% fatality rate. And it spreads with contact with bodily fluids. So, blood, vomit, sweat, saliva from someone that has the virus. So, if you're in Africa right now, bro, stay in your [ __ ] home, bro. Don't be getting other people's sweat on you. The worst part is that now it's in Kinshasa, which is the capital city of the Congo with 17 million people living there. And this being in Uganda and Congo and specifically Africa is really really bad because they're very poor countries. So they won't have the infrastructure necessary to deal with this. So I hope this Ebola crisis will be handled well and other countries will help the Congo as well because bro this city alone has 17 million people. And the last time this strain was going out was in 2007 in Uganda where it killed 25% of the people it infected. And it this strain just sounds horrible, man. You get bleeding from gums, your eyes, nose, ears, rectum. It sounds horrible. Also, I know a lot of people would think that all these virus outbreaks are out here to distract everyone from the Epstein files. And like maybe, but I don't think so. Honestly, if anything, the Iran war and the releasing of the UFO files would be the attempt to distract everyone because I might believe in the goodness of people and America too much. But I don't think they would have released Hanta virus and Ebola just to distract everyone from the Epstein files. If a CIA document gets leaked like 50 years from now saying it did, I'm going to feel stupid as [ __ ] First of all, if you've already read them, nothing would distract you from that [ __ ] I genuinely think about that every single day. Not a day goes by where I'm not just [ __ ] flashbanged by the [ __ ] I saw in red.

[00:11:26]And listen, man, I have big plans for this summer and countries to go to.

[00:11:30]Okay, I already lost out on years during co. I'm not losing any more [ __ ] time to any more [ __ ] viruses. If virus ruins summer 2026 for us, I feel like we should all go on a generational crash out and just unsubscribe from Wow. Mau.

[00:11:48]I've all seen people being hyped about theoretically getting a new lockdown and usually I would be extremely against it, but GTA 6 is dropping in exactly 6 months as of writing this video. So, I'm just saying if we have I don't want to have a lockdown, but if we have to have a lockdown, let us enjoy this summer and then all November. None of us are leaving our houses, okay? GTA 6 is coming, bro. Just let me let me survive it until this. Please stay safe. Like and subscribe if you enjoyed and goodbye.