Horrendous Wordplay

[00:00:00]I feel like word play in everyday conversations is needed in order to spice up our lives, bro. Because without it, we would all be talking like AI. And AI has already done its fair share of damage. When Kai Cenat opened up applications for Streamer University 2, people were really out here making AI posters to promote themselves, bro. The people that made these took the university / school element of Streamer University way too seriously by trying AI to complete everything, bro. Like that's egregious work. In this video, I'mma go over a multitude of different types of word play ranging from horrendously funny and creative.

[00:00:42]>> You were beefing with that one dude, Phyllis.

[00:00:44]>> Phyllis?

[00:00:45]>> Phyllis dick in your mouth.

[00:00:47]>> To some that are just horrendously straight steaming poop from a butt. And before we get into the first segment of the video, let's have a quick word from today's sponsor. Nah, I'm joking, bro. I don't got enough motion yet for brand deals. I'm still an underground YouTuber, but you guys can help change that because more than 75% of you guys are not subscribed to my ch- >> TRY YOUR [ __ ] BEST.

[00:01:09]>> All right, bro. That's enough dilly-dallying and horsing around. Let's get into the first segment.

[00:01:18]Despite the title of the video, this one's probably my favorite type of word play because it just hits different and it's funny as hell when it's used in certain situations. By white people word play, I'm talking more about white Americans. I didn't grow up in the USA, so all of the ones I'm going to list, they're just some ones I remember from when I was watching American cartoons and movies growing up. No [ __ ] Sherlock. This one is used when someone mentioned something extremely obvious.

[00:01:47]Like if someone says Too Slimey is this generation's Michael Jackson, I would be like, "No [ __ ] Sherlock. Of course.

[00:01:55]Just look at him. That's the king of Mexico.

[00:01:58]>> Yeah, yeah, you a shrimp. She sucking my dick in the crib. Me and the [ __ ] >> He was whipping up [ __ ] in the kettle, boiling [ __ ] >> Actual [ __ ] like >> Boiling poo.

[00:02:09]>> Another one that is very similar to no [ __ ] Sherlock, is newsflash. I feel like this one's used more when people do a certain action and then complain about it while being fully aware of the consequences. Like those [ __ ] at school that brag about running off 2 hours of sleep and later in the day they complain about being tired or having a headache. Newsflash, if you stay up watching Rakai and Clavicular streams and Love Island until 4:00 a.m., if you're doing all of that and you got school at 8:00 a.m., of course you're going to be tired, bro.

[00:02:43]You're on thin ice, pal. This is something that like an American high school teacher would say to you if you did something worthy of getting a detention or almost worthy of getting a detention, hence the thin ice. Because if you do the slightest act of tomfoolery, you're getting held back after class, bro. And also, let me know in the comments how teachers punish students in the country you guys are from. [music] Like what do they do for when people get detentions and [ __ ] In my whole life, I've low-key gotten a lot of detentions, but not for anything insanely serious.

[00:03:15]I'm going to tell you guys the worst thing I've done to get a detention. I remember in year 10, so I was like 14, I was in science class and we had to cut out and stick diagrams of some organisms or whatever into our textbooks. And with the residual cut pieces of paper, I created {slash} folded up the paper into this particular symbol. I'm not going to say exactly what I made, so I'm going to throw up a few hints on the screen and maybe you guys can connect the dots.

[00:03:44]So after I folded up the paper into that symbol, I showed it to my friends and we were just laughing and [ __ ] And in the distance, I could see the teacher start making his way to my desk. And in a panic, I grabbed a piece of paper and I hid it inside of my textbook. And I think the teacher noticed instantly what it was before I tried to hide it.

[00:04:03]Because once he arrived at my desk, he looked me in my eyes and he was like, "What's that? Show me. What is it?" Bro, when he said this, my heart sank straight to my balls, bro. Like I was petrified. And since I was already caught, I just opened up my textbook and I showed him my creation. Once he saw what I made, he told me to stay after class. And when I did stay after class, he just questioned me about why I did what I did and that sort of [ __ ] And then he gave me a Dean's Detention. This specific type of detention was the second worst type of detention at my school. And the worst type of detention, I forgot the exact name of it, but if you got it, there was a high chance of you getting suspended or even expelled.

[00:04:48]And for the one that I got, if you had three Dean's Detentions, you were expelled from the school. Now, for the actual punishment, they would send an email to your parents about what you did and they would also make you stay behind after school for a whole hour to clean up a rubbish around the school grounds.

[00:05:05]Luckily, my parents never found out about this [ __ ] bro. Because when my dad texted me asking why I wasn't home yet, I just told him that I was studying at the library. As for the email, my parents never noticed it or talked to me about it. Like it probably got sent to their spam folder, bro. But yeah, bro.

[00:05:22]What I did was insensitive and weird as hell and I was just a dumbass edgy kid back then, bro. Before I finish this segment, I'm just going to throw out some of my personal favorites out the wazoo. Get a load of this guy. I'm just going to sneak right past you. For Pete's sake. Overall, Americans low-key got the best word play. I'm not going to lie. Boiling poo. Let's get on to the next segment.

[00:05:46]>> [music] >> Word play that involves rage bait would include stuff like >> I think it's just missing maybe a matter daddy, maybe.

[00:05:55]>> Oh, well, what's a matter daddy?

[00:05:58]>> [laughter] >> And we also got the classics of word play rage bait like getting told to spell eye cup and getting baited into asking who's ligma, updog, and bofa. In my old friend group, we even had a variation that involved trying to get someone to ask you who's Kenneth and you would reply with Kenneth dick fit in your nostril or or something like that.

[00:06:22]Bro, when I was really young like 6 years old, I got hit with that spelling eye cup joke for the very first time and I can remember myself not fully understanding what it was or why it was weird until a couple years later and then I realized, damn, that's kind of that's gay as [ __ ] I remember some kids at my primary school were making crazy inappropriate jokes and references, bro.

[00:06:46]The kids that got dirty-minded way too early were straight threats, bro. I remember during computer time in year five, one of my friends went on my iPad and searched up corn, bro.

[00:06:59]Specifically, he went on the website that was similar to YouTube but the U was replaced with the color red.

[00:07:06]Thinking about it now, he could have went on the black and orange website which everyone knows but he went on this website, bro. Like that's a low-key ball knowledge especially if you're only 9 years old, bro. Like that is corrupted as [ __ ] When he searched it up on my iPad, there was another kid in the vicinity that witnessed it and eventually word spread around and we ended up getting called out of class in the following period and we got interrogated by the head of technology or whatever of the school. And a couple days later, the kid's mom ended up apologizing to me about the incident, too. Also, at one of my school camps during that same year, there was like six of us sleeping in this one dorm room, and I remember the same kid making jokes like, "Yo, bro, you trying to see my birdie?" And he also said something like, "Yo, clumsy, you know anything about you know anything about parking the car inside the garage? Nah? Damn, bro."

[00:08:07]If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Like, I was trying to decipher the parking the car and garage joke for a good [music] minute, and I just gave up because I was still an innocent ass kid at this time, bro. I honestly don't know why I remember these moments so vividly.

[00:08:21]I guess it was my first time getting exposed to inappropriate jokes. Anyways, before we get further off topic, let's move on to the next segment.

[00:08:31]>> [music] >> Cringe wordplay. Where do I even start, bro?

[00:08:35]>> POV: Shorty wearing black and yellow.

[00:08:37]Oh, you a baby.

[00:08:40]>> [laughter] >> Uh, because bees are black and yellow, that's why.

[00:08:45]>> Back in 2019 [music] and 2020, we lost a lot of influential people like Kobe Bryant, Juice WRLD, and Pop Smoke. Of course, a lot of people were sad, especially those that consider themselves huge fans of these sports [music] players and artists. But one specific individual by the name of Connor is villain on Twitter decided to get in his bag and write up a little poem. Let me read it to you guys, bro.

[00:09:11]Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD shooting hoops in heaven. Pop, "While it's cold, I should get my Dior Dior jacket." Juice, "Nah, bro, all girls are the same."

[00:09:21]Juice WRLD airballs and hits the girl in the man. Juice, "Pass the ball, bro."

[00:09:26]Kobe and Gigi turn around. Kobe, "Got room for one more?" Bro, I can't tell if he was being serious when he made this.

[00:09:34]Like, the whole thing doesn't really make sense. The first lines from Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD have no correlation whatsoever. The only thing about them is that it references song lyrics. And when Juice WRLD airballs the shot, I feel like their first instinct would be to react in pain. Because if you ever got hit in the head or the back with a basketball unconsensually, it does not feel good, bro. Yeah, bro. Just to sum this up, bro, this [ __ ] is horrendous.

[00:10:00]Hence the title of the video, horrendous wor- horren- >> opening up [ __ ] in a kettle. Boiling [ __ ] Actual [ __ ] like boiling poo in a kettle.

[00:10:11]Bro, the smell.