PUFFER'S JOURNEY TO JAPAN | Clooless Animated 90

Added: 2026-06-04

[00:00:00]Wow.

[00:00:01]>> [screaming] >> So you So you felt it, bro?

[00:00:08]>> I felt it the moment I got back and then everyone was [ __ ] expensive, man.

[00:00:12]Bro, I'll go to 7-Eleven, I'll get an onigiri, I'll get a [ __ ] waffle, a famichiki for like 500 yen. You know what that is? $3.50.

[00:00:21]This is my Whoa. I'm like, this is my lunch, bro.

[00:00:26]>> [laughter] >> I had Sapporo like all the [ __ ] time.

[00:00:28]>> Wait, is that the electric >> That's the beer. And then there's SOMETHING SWEAT.

[00:00:31]>> POCARI SWEAT, BRO.

[00:00:32]>> THAT [ __ ] is a game changer.

[00:00:35]>> Isn't it just water?

[00:00:35]>> No.

[00:00:37]It Day one I got there, I went to 7-Eleven and I grabbed a water. I took a sip and I was like, what the [ __ ] This is not water. But then I still Originally I hated it. Then I eventually got used to it. I was like, okay, and then I got it every day.

[00:00:48]>> So overall, out of 10, how was it?

[00:00:50]>> Like a [ __ ] 9.5. I would easily go >> 9.5? Where'd the.5 go?

[00:00:55]>> BECAUSE MY BACK HURTS.

[00:00:57]>> [laughter] >> OKAY.

[00:01:03]>> So we went to Kyoto twice, all right?

[00:01:05]And the first time we went to see like a bunch of shrines and we went to the red gate one. It packed full of tourists. We were walking, me, Megan, Matt, Danielle, and Doki. We find a side [music] path.

[00:01:17]>> Yeah, it's next to the view. We had no idea what it was, but we were like, oh, it's less busy, let's take the side path cuz it's open.

[00:01:22]>> Yeah.

[00:01:23]>> It was a nice walk. It's beautiful. We saw like bamboos and then we see the stairs. Boom boom boom boom on a [ __ ] mountain.

[00:01:30]>> You climbed it?

[00:01:31]>> We climbed it. My legs were My ass was going through it, actually.

[00:01:35]>> Dude, that is my natural born enemy.

[00:01:37]>> Um and then we got to the top and there was no view. But then you go down a little bit and then there is a view. But the view is like halfway. We got to the top and it's just like I was like, oh.

[00:01:44]>> There's a piece of paper that says, you're at the top.

[00:01:46]>> Matt was like, we got to get to the top and I was like, I'm pretty sure Joey said there's nothing up here. He's like, you just TOLD ME THIS NOW?

[00:01:51]>> Y'ALL didn't get hit up once by like a lady saying like, pretty girl?

[00:01:55]>> No.

[00:01:55]>> Really?

[00:01:56]>> That's surprising.

[00:01:57]>> Wait, why?

[00:01:57]>> Cuz that happened to me so much.

[00:01:59]>> Yeah, I was like, "You're in a group of single guys."

[00:02:01]>> I I mean, I saw a lot people holding like signs and like, "Come over, come over." And I'm like, and I'm like, "No."

[00:02:07]>> You just see a bunch of like happy dudes leaving the building.

[00:02:09]>> We have suits on.

[00:02:10]>> Yeah, we have these suits. Yeah, IT'S ALL GOOD.

[00:02:14]>> I WOULD LOVE SEEING PEOPLE SAY GOODBYE TO EACH OTHER. THEY'D BE LIKE, "BYE, BYE." And then like, you know, they bow.

[00:02:18]>> Bro, they have >> They're all drunk as hell. They love drinking over there, I realized. And I [ __ ] >> [music] >> All right.

[00:02:29]>> They do love drinking there.

[00:02:30]>> They do love drinking. Yeah.

[00:02:32]>> Uh gesho.

[00:02:33]>> Gesho?

[00:02:34]>> Yeah, gesho. I believe that's how you say it.

[00:02:36]>> What's that mean?

[00:02:37]>> Autism.

[00:02:37]>> Oh, word.

[00:02:39]>> [laughter] >> Oh, so you would say gesho? Gesho.

[00:02:42]>> We would we would like talk to Japanese locals like at a bar and then we'd be like, like, "Gesho." And he'd He'd BE LIKE, "AH!"

[00:02:48]>> [screaming] >> LIKE, "OH, THAT MAKES SENSE."

[00:02:50]>> [laughter] >> THEY'D BE LIKE, "AH, SAME, SAME."

[00:02:52]>> DUDE, THE LOCALS ARE SO [ __ ] FUNNY, BRO.

[00:02:54]>> So funny, man.

[00:02:56]>> a wholesome photo that Kelly posted that their child like had like seven new grandmas. I'm like, all these old Japanese people just adoring the baby.

[00:03:03]I'm like >> Yep, yeah, bro. And that baby >> I'm even going to [ __ ] >> by that.

[00:03:06]>> That's Tyler's little twin, bro.

[00:03:07]>> Yeah, actually. Every photo I see has me cracking up.

[00:03:10]>> the one where they're passed out?

[00:03:11]>> Yeah, THAT'S THE ONE I'M THINKING ABOUT.

[00:03:13]THAT'S TYLER'S LITTLE TWIN.

[00:03:14]OH, I GOT KICKED OUT OF A BAR. I was talking to Smitty and I [music] was pointing at something and I spilled my [ __ ] drink and then the bartender was like, obviously cleaning it. I was like, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry." And then she was like, "No more drinks for you. I'm sorry." "Excuse [music] me?" She's like, "No more. You're cut off."

[00:03:29]>> Oh, you So >> And then she's like, >> How many drinks did you have before that?

[00:03:32]>> Like two. And then Smitty was [ __ ] dying. He was like he was laughing his [ __ ] ass off. Like that like the other table. I was like, "Guys, we got to go."

[00:03:39]>> Yeah, that's >> That's the first time I've been kicked out of a bar.

[00:03:41]>> never happen in America.

[00:03:42]>> To be fair, it was a very nice cocktail place.

[00:03:45]>> Swagger took a honey pack.

[00:03:46]>> Huh. Hell yeah.

[00:03:48]>> We were at a [ __ ] bar. It was all [ __ ] guys. Every guy was there. The guy at the bar, they had like a game and then like Swagger like rolled dice and he got a prize. And he handed him the [ __ ] prize.

[00:03:59]>> Swagger's like, "What is this?" And he's like, "Honey Pack." And he's like, "Oh, what's this stuff called?" And he just starts slurping it. Penetrate. I got it.

[00:04:04]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:04:05]>> a basketball bar. He [ __ ] He was like, "Oh, this is nothing." I was like, "You trying to fight a Honey Pack." 30 minutes in, he looked at me and he's like, "Matt, this isn't good." He's like, "Hand me my bag."

[00:04:14]>> I'm bricked up.

[00:04:15]>> You know what's funny? He said he woke up and it was still there and he was afraid.

[00:04:18]>> THAT'S INSANE.

[00:04:19]>> [laughter] >> I WANT IT TO GO AWAY. WHY WON'T IT go away?

[00:04:22]>> Yo, enjoy season 5. Am I Am I Am I alive?

[00:04:26]>> Yeah. Well, not right now.

[00:04:28]>> Season 5 now.

[00:04:29]>> [music] >> Enjoy it.

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