They Spared Us Our Lives - Mark Allen's Chinese 'Adventure'.

追加: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]We've gone out. We haven't got a tournament for a couple of days, and we've had dinner, we've had a few drinks, and we found ourselves in a Chinese bar. Okay. Now, there was no DJ. There was just a jukebox.

[00:00:16]Lucian Tinkler Mhm. had had enough courage. Okay. Okay, so he'd had a bit He'd had a few.

[00:00:24]>> Yeah, he'd had Yeah, he'd had about six drinks.

[00:00:25]>> Couple of lemonades. And he was very, very courageous. Okay. And decided that the Chinese music >> Jeez.

[00:00:34]>> see what he did? Little karaoke. He went to the jukebox and pulled the electric plug out. Oh.

[00:00:42]The music stopped. Mhm. He put the plug back in and selected U2.

[00:00:48]Okay. [snorts] 1 minute later, there was a ring of Chinese people around us asking what the hell was going on.

[00:00:56]And we somehow got out alive. Okay. But it was on. Like, what I had to do my absolute best to nullify the situation.

[00:01:06]I went and said, I pulled out the cord, put it back in, and said, "There you go, so you can put your music back on." And they spared us our lives. Wow. Good on you. Yeah. Don't muck around with a jukebox in China. Do not Do not touch the jukebox, folks.

[00:01:23]>> don't like U2 over there.