We Played Subnautica 2 for the FIRST Time… Biggest Mistake Ever

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]Subnautica 2, this game needs no introduction. Everyone and their mother knows what Subnautica is. Meaning if you have thalassophobia, I feel sorry that you even clicked on this video because this game is your worst nightmare. With the first game having extreme success, Subnautica 2 has some big shoes to fill and I'm happy to say it looks promising.

[00:00:17]But I do have some things to say. I don't understand why developers are releasing their games on early access.

[00:00:27]There's been a huge flood of games that have been deeming themselves as early access and honestly, I think it's ruining video games [music] because you're left wanting more or even a finished game that isn't locked behind early access notifications. I'm looking at you, Hytale. On top of that, why is it that more and more companies [music] are saying that we don't own the video games that we paid for with our own money. For example, in the Subnautica 2 EULA, the first bulletin says, "All the content that you make on the game, such as but not limited to mods, is not your property but belongs to the company."

[00:00:58]Now I know Subnautica 2 and their company isn't going to go to my video or others' videos and say that that video belongs to them. But it's concerning that they have to state it. It's painting a bad light on video games.

[00:01:09]Like if someone told me that I only own the license to my clothes and if it gets revoked, the company is legally allowed to bust into my crib and strip me down.

[00:01:17]Sounds a bit absurd. But anyways, if you guys enjoy my content, please like, comment, and subscribe and don't forget to turn on the bell notification so you know when I upload and feel free to join my Discord server. Enjoy the video.

[00:01:31]As humans, we seek the unknown.

[00:01:37]We obsess over what's out of our reach.

[00:01:40]What lies beyond the stars?

[00:01:46]Yet the biggest unknown is what lies in the depths of our oceans.

[00:01:54]The flight to the desert world [music] of Azura will last 14 years.

[00:01:58]It's a one-way trip.

[00:02:00]When you awaken, your new life [music] begins.

[00:02:12]See what it do, baby? Let's see what it is. Let's see what it is.

[00:02:17]>> [laughter] >> I'll be bouncing on it, bro.

[00:02:20]Nah, you on some gay [ __ ] >> All right. Select my guy. Oh god, they all look stupid.

[00:02:26]Uh The the second guy looks from the show that you could tell me to watch.

[00:02:29]This the Felix guy? Oh, he looks like he looks like the deep.

[00:02:33]>> [laughter] >> I'm thinking Felix. Let me Let me dress him up like the deep from The Boys.

[00:02:44]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Let me see your face. Hell no. Oh my gosh. I think we go this way, bro. Hate how slow we're moving. That's cuz we walking. Where the [ __ ] do you go?

[00:03:15]>> [music] >> We walking, dude. Look look this thing.

[00:03:17]Look touch this thing.

[00:03:18]Touch touch the testicles.

[00:03:21]Touch it.

[00:03:24]It looks like Ooh. OH, [screaming] HELL NO. THAT'S OH, HELL NO.

[00:03:30]WOAH.

[00:03:31]SOME KIND OF TESTICULAR ALIEN.

[00:03:35]OH, we can move a little faster now. Oh, there we go.

[00:03:40]Uh All right, where are we going to, bro?

[00:03:42]Ooh. Ooh. Oh oh oh. Oh, [ __ ] Bro, this crate Oh man, the graphic It looks pretty nice.

[00:03:49]>> Oh, this is [ __ ] creepy as [ __ ] It doesn't look pretty though? It does look pretty. I mean, I don't know about that down there.

[00:03:55]>> [laughter] >> Is that a tentacle? No, I'm out of here.

[00:03:57]I'm out of here. I'm going through. I'm going through. I'm going through. I'm going through. Launch.

[00:04:02]Why not?

[00:04:04]Man, shut up. Launch. You'll have to Okay, we're going to have to do some [ __ ] Release them manually. Hold your breath. Ready? Come on.

[00:04:13]Let's do this [ __ ] Oh my god. Where's the life pod though?

[00:04:17]Yo, this game looks It looks crazy though. It says it can't release scared.

[00:04:20]It says it can't release the life pod.

[00:04:25]Oh, is this what we what have to release? I got one. I got one. I got one. I got the other one.

[00:04:31]I got the other one.

[00:04:33]Oh, Foggy!

[00:04:39]Hey, I can't get in. Foggy, the other side, man. The other side, man. Get out of >> Oh, the flash. Oh, [ __ ] That's a really clean glass. Go to the other side. No power.

[00:04:49]Oh, look.

[00:04:56]>> [music] >> Oh my god.

[00:05:00]Oh, we're going we're going deep, bro.

[00:05:04]Oh.

[00:05:06]Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] What is this?

[00:05:11]>> [music] >> What's going on?

[00:05:15]Oh, hell no. We're going to run into some giant thing down here, man.

[00:05:19]>> [music] >> Oh.

[00:05:37]Oh, [ __ ] >> Wake up.

[00:05:52]Uh-oh.

[00:05:53]Uh-oh.

[00:05:54]Bro.

[00:05:56]Stall map does not recognize the same You look for me. That's the first thing you look for upon freaking gaining consciousness is me.

[00:06:03]Titan class bio signature Subnautica two.

[00:06:08]Oh my. That pretty.

[00:06:11]You are not on the surface. Oh [ __ ] Hey.

[00:06:15]Epic is is really high.

[00:06:17]Holy [ __ ] Oh man, this is crazy.

[00:06:20]>> Look at this. Oh my god, where do we go?

[00:06:23]Oh, I need oxygen.

[00:06:25]You have >> Woah, WHAT IS THAT?

[00:06:28]Hold on, let me change my guy. You don't see that flying fish over there? All right, bro, let's Let's see what we can do. Look look at that fish. Look at that fish over there.

[00:06:35]Woah, look at that fish. That fish is huge. Wow. Bro, this game this game is pretty as [ __ ] Like it's like it feels like we're in a vast world or something.

[00:06:42]Yeah. Where do you want to go? Over here I see like a little blurry ship. Little blurry ship in the corner of my eye.

[00:06:48]What do What do we eat?

[00:06:49]There has to be some [ __ ] THAT WE EAT.

[00:06:52]BARRACUDA!

[00:06:53]>> [screaming] >> HELP!

[00:06:54]HELP!

[00:06:56]HELP ME! UH CONSUME HALF MOON? Help me!

[00:06:59]>> [screaming] >> Oh. Stomach failure. Stomach failure?

[00:07:03]Metal Why you took my [ __ ] I didn't take anything, brother. We got no power in here.

[00:07:08]Oxygen!

[00:07:10]Oh, I don't NEED OXYGEN. OH, GLASS. I THOUGHT I COULD OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS THING? OH, there's there's air bubbles here.

[00:07:18]Bro, there's a [ __ ] giant jellyfish thing. What is that?

[00:07:22]What's this?

[00:07:27]It's hurting me. Yeah, I'm I need this guy. I need this guy.

[00:07:32]No, I didn't mean to It says I have been re-printed. [music] I guess that means I died. Yeah, what are you dying to? You got stomach failure or something, bro? All right, I'm coming back. I'm coming back and I'm coming back with water, boys. I'm sorry, little fishy, but Please, feed I need food.

[00:07:44]>> You're going to be my dinner. I need water. Okay, so this this is our fabricator.

[00:07:52]>> [music] >> I need quartz and I need a basic battery. Does it say where to find it?

[00:08:05]>> Uh no, I'm just looking for it. I'm looking for it with my mind. I found copper.

[00:08:10]I'm kind of scared. Where did you find the quartz? I need quartz. It was just random, bro. I don't know. It was just one one piece on the ground.

[00:08:17]Everything's glowing. It's really dark and I don't I can't see [ __ ] Black box beacon? What is that? Is that the stuff that lost when when I died?

[00:08:25]Yeah.

[00:08:27]I'm about to die.

[00:08:29]Oh, is that it?

[00:08:31]Oh, is this where you find it? Oh, that's where you find it. On the floor.

[00:08:34]You found it?

[00:08:35]>> No, it's not on the floor. It's on um it it's on the coral dome. What in the [ __ ] was that?

[00:08:42]No, there's something there's something here. Okay, no, it's it's on the coral domes, like the little the little coral reefs or whatever. When you go like inside them, there should be some there.

[00:08:51]Look. Where did you go? You died again?

[00:08:55]Yeah, my bad. Gang.

[00:08:57]Let me teach you, bro. Come here. Stop going out I don't even know what you're dying to.

[00:09:01]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Go thing. Habitat builder. I just scanned it I just scanned it I scanned it. That means I can I can craft it now.

[00:09:20]Oh! Oh! Bug! What what? There's something [ __ ] coming after me. Touch the thing touch the thing touch the thing touch the thing touch the thing touch the thing. I'm going.

[00:09:29]You need a flare to distract it. Adapt adapt adapt adapt adapt. Touch it touch it adapt it adapt it so you can eat this [ __ ] This [ __ ] thing is coming after me. It it I think you can you can eat stuff now. Oh, now I can EAT IT. OKAY.

[00:09:41]WOAH.

[00:09:43]GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.

[00:09:44]>> [screaming] >> WHAT THE CORAL MASH UNLOCK. The [ __ ] >> Yeah, I just mashed it.

[00:09:52]>> Like coral mashed potatoes? Eat that [ __ ] bro. You want to do something. I'm the human ecologist.

[00:09:57]Take a sip.

[00:09:58]>> Oh, her voice sounds nice. Notice that She got a nice voice.

[00:10:04]I don't know what Oh my god, her No, she need to stop talking to me like that, dude.

[00:10:09]But I can't grab it.

[00:10:12]AH!

[00:10:14][ __ ] WHAT? WHAT?

[00:10:18]OH MY GOD. OH, I FOUND SOMETHING.

[00:10:22]I'm [music] getting taken by a current.

[00:10:26]I don't know where it was taking me.

[00:10:28]I'm not going that way though. Oh god, I'm scared. It's dark.

[00:10:31]You ever seen that video of the of the guy that crashed his his homeboy's car?

[00:10:34]Wait.

[00:10:35]>> And he's like Crashed. Yeah.

[00:10:37]You owe me a new car.

[00:10:39]>> I'll pay you back. I got like 10k in the bank in the bank account.

[00:10:44]>> soon as possible. Yeah.

[00:10:47]No.

[00:10:49]>> [screaming] >> Oh! Oh! This [ __ ] Hey, man. No, you're dead. You're dying. You're dying.

[00:10:55]>> [screaming] [music] >> Contact.

[00:11:14]Something large is moving nearby. What?

[00:11:18]It said something large is moving nearby. It just told me It said contact.

[00:11:21]Something large is moving nearby. Okay.

[00:11:24]Oh my god, I see it.

[00:11:28]What is that? It's pretending to be a coral reef.

[00:11:32]That's camouflage.

[00:11:34]No, I will find a way. That's what I'm afraid of.

[00:11:41]God, damn.

[00:11:43]He's breathing What is happening? What is He's like coming in my ear, bro.

[00:11:48]The [ __ ] Oh, look look look look.

[00:11:56]Bong.

[00:11:58]Why you have to hit me, bro?

[00:12:00]Bong, guess what?

[00:12:02]What?

[00:12:05]Look at this. What?

[00:12:09]Oh.

[00:12:11]Wait, [music] what do you have? Oh, man.

[00:12:13]How do I want that?

[00:12:14]>> the leg makers. Oh, who do I want to be?

[00:12:16]I'm I'm I'm picking Felix. He looks like If he looks looks like the deep from The Boys, bro. The deep. The deep.

[00:12:23]>> [laughter] >> He does. Oh, look. You see these things, Kev? Where'd you go?

[00:12:30]GUYS OH! [screaming] RUN! RUN!

[00:12:35]OH MY GOD! He's running from a [ __ ] shark.

[00:12:38]It's looking at me.

[00:12:39]>> Yo, be Okay.

[00:12:43]Oh!

[00:12:45]Stop.

[00:12:48]Oh, [ __ ] Oh!

[00:12:51]You stupid [ __ ] You are the Lucifer Rott sacks. And >> Lucifer Ball sacks, the Dragon Ball and Shenron's Dragon Balls. Get in there.

[00:13:02]Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Get in there. Oh!

[00:13:06]If one of my species finds this message, you may be the very last human being in the universe.

[00:13:14]Damn. We got to breed. The world said so.

[00:13:19]Now we all got to [ __ ] Yep. You know, I mean I I didn't want to do it, but I think I'm the only girl. Just remember it's for it's for the good of the universe. It's It's for the greater good. I thought it was for the greater good. It's for the greater good. Cops.

[00:13:33]This is sad. I'm dehydrated.

[00:13:39]I'm dehydrated again. Yo, can somebody tell me what the [ __ ] Woo Woo Young Yi is?

[00:13:44]That's that Woo that's that Woo Young Yi [ __ ] bro. Woo Young Yi is That's my ex's name.

[00:13:51]>> [laughter] >> Did you have two acid pouch and a rubber?

[00:13:59]>> so. Was I near the the old colonist base or whatever the [ __ ] No, I'm at Woo Woo [ __ ] Woo I'm a Woo >> [laughter] >> Woo I'm at Woo Woo Young Yi.

[00:14:13]Gave me an advice that does not even exist.

[00:14:16]>> I would assume I would assume these What in the [ __ ] was that?

[00:14:24]Woo Chris crazy Yay yay yay What is that feature? pizza Where you at?

[00:14:39]>> [screaming] >> What the [ __ ] just happened? What just happened? Where the [ __ ] am I? Bro I'm bugged. Wait, where what happened?

[00:14:47]>> [laughter] >> Look up.

[00:14:49]Where What just happened? Holy [ __ ] [laughter] WOAH, HE'S 33,000 m away. I'm still going. He's in the [ __ ] [laughter] stratosphere, dude.

[00:15:02]What did you do? I don't know. I just Oh my god.

[00:15:05]>> He's in the [ __ ] stratosphere. He's still going up. He's still going up.

[00:15:09]He's 44,000 m away. I'm still going up.

[00:15:13]The dog is going up. Yeah, bro. What the [ __ ] did you hit? Bro, you're gone, bro.

[00:15:17]Yo, he beat the game, bro. He beat the game, dude.

[00:15:20]>> Yeah, he made it off the planet.

[00:15:21]>> He made it off the [ __ ] planet, dog.

[00:15:23]What the hell? What does it look like over there? Does it give you a early access screen? Can I go to Earth yet?

[00:15:28]>> [laughter] >> He's about He's going to go all the way to 100k. Oh, you [ __ ] That doesn't That doesn't turn the power on. That means we can just charge our recharge our batteries.

[00:15:38]You're [ __ ] lying. That's [laughter] what the It says charging enabled.

[00:15:42]Yeah, because it's [ __ ] charging the batteries that are Yo, you're [ __ ] lying to me. That does make sense though, doesn't it?

[00:15:49]>> [laughter] >> No, but it's It's battery storage.

[00:15:55]Battery terminal. Recharges batteries.

[00:15:59]You're [ __ ] lying. HOW DO HOW DO HOW DO WE HOW DO WHERE'S THE GENERATOR? BUT we need titanium ingots. Who stole my titanium ingots, gang? Oh my god, can I slash day?

[00:16:13]>> [laughter] >> Can I stop Can I time set day, bro? Oh guys, daytime is coming. That wasn't That did not take long. Day Daytime is is upon us. Power connected. Hey! Holy [ __ ] All systems online. Let me get Let me get this battery. Let me get this battery that I just [ __ ] charged, cuz I thought it was the [ __ ] reactor.

[00:16:35]Let me get this battery that I just [ __ ] charged, guys. Yeah, there's a silver thing right here. Lead wire You got a lightsaber? Yeah, I got one. Woah!

[00:16:42]I found the [ __ ] flower with the balls and [ __ ] There's a [ __ ] creature that's trying to kill me. The viral gloom.

[00:16:50]Microbial life.

[00:16:52]What in the Oh, did you go to the thing that I was going to tell you TO GO THROUGH? [ __ ] I'M GOING TO I'M GOING TO DIE.

[00:17:00]GUYS, PLEASE.

[00:17:01]>> HE I THINK HE FOUND THE thing that I wanted him to find. Yeah, he did.

[00:17:05]You save her for me.

[00:17:06]>> messing around like that, bro.

[00:17:08]You save her. Come here.

[00:17:14]Actually, how are you dashing?

[00:17:16]Uh that's the bio lab. You're supposed to Where's NK?

[00:17:20]I like I got I got it.

[00:17:23]Oh, there's the Oh, there's the shark.

[00:17:25]Yeah, that's what I'm looking at.

[00:17:27]God damn, mother You fast as [ __ ] bro.

[00:17:30]>> [laughter] >> Where is Stop him. Yeah, I see him. He's He's stuck, Zen. Just go.

[00:17:39]Yeah, get out of there, bro.

[00:17:47]Oh, I see it. He's right next to it.

[00:17:50]I I I Get UP THERE. YOLO.

[00:17:52]>> [screaming] >> RUN.

[00:17:57]OH, I think he's pissed now.

[00:17:59]Let me scan you.

[00:18:00]>> Grab it.

[00:18:02]Let me scan you REAL QUICK.

[00:18:03]>> I'M GRABBING IT. I'M grabbing it. I'm grabbing it. No.

[00:18:06]Scan him. I'm scanning.

[00:18:07]Scan him.

[00:18:08]I did I did I did I did. He did Oh, he's just coming. I'm going to I'm getting out of here.

[00:18:12]All right, get the hell out of here, bro. That [ __ ] shark is guarding that [ __ ] Me got no baba boo's eyes. Yo, these jellies are like How the [ __ ] did you get here so damn fast?

[00:18:22]>> is that thing? What the hell?

[00:18:24]This guy [ __ ] bro. He has like ultra speed, bro.

[00:18:28]That's fine. What the [ __ ] is that?

[00:18:30]RUN.

[00:18:33]WHAT? MAN, COME ON.

[00:18:35]WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THAT?

[00:18:37]WAIT, but there's a thing here.

[00:18:38]Oh, but it's in here.

[00:18:39]>> it.

[00:18:40]Yeah, I already scanned it.

[00:18:44]There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Say you swear to God. Say you SWEAR TO GOD. PUT THAT ON ALLAH. SAY SAY PUT THAT ON ALLAH. SAY WALLAHI, BRO. SAY WALLAHI. SAY YOU SWEAR TO GOD I JUST HAD STOP. STOP. HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO [ __ ] WHAT IS THIS THING?

[00:19:08]You got to be fast.

[00:19:11]It's closing. It's closing. Yo, you you So I say IT WAS FAST. SO I SAY it was >> [music] >> Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's go to the border. I I've heard there's some crazy [ __ ] over here. Hold on. I'm going to try to die.

[00:19:26]Oh, is this the border right here?

[00:19:28]That's the border. 100% that's the border. What's over here?

[00:19:33]water >> Explore at your own risk.

[00:19:36]Okay. That means survive. What do you see there?

[00:19:40]>> [screaming] >> Help me.

[00:19:44]Help me. Help me.

[00:19:47]>> [laughter] >> Help me. Help me. Holy [ __ ] PLEASE.

[00:19:57]WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT?

[00:19:59]You don't see that?

[00:20:01]Oh my god. Yes, I see it.

[00:20:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:04]Call him. Somebody scan him. Scan my ass.

[00:20:07]>> [laughter] >> I'm not doing that. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're out of here. We're out of here. I'm out of here. I got way too much loot on me. See caloric intake. Bro, I need caloric intake. I need medical intake. I need H2O intake gang. Like I need everything.

[00:20:26]Holy [ __ ] What the hell is that?

[00:20:31]That was a noise.

[00:20:33]Dude, we're so we're so deep. Oh my god.

[00:20:36]We're so deep. What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

[00:20:41]BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] OH my god. How are we going to go back down and survive that?

[00:20:46]Guys, the Kraken is near you.

[00:20:51]What? We have TO GO TOO?

[00:20:54]OH MY GOD. IT'S CONTROLLING MY MIND.

[00:20:56]>> [laughter] >> I SCANNED HIM. I SCANNED HIM. I SCANNED HIM.

[00:20:58]>> [screaming] >> I'M DYING. I'M DYING. I'M DYING. I'M DYING. I'M DYING. I'M DYING. You ready?

[00:21:07]I'm dying of water.

[00:21:08]You have a slug?

[00:21:10]Oh my god. Why is the power offline?

[00:21:17]>> [music] >> You got to swim.

[00:21:45]Hop on. Hop on. Hop on.

[00:21:49]Oh [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:21:55]Woo.

[00:21:57]Oh [ __ ] Bro, you can do flips on this [ __ ] thing. Oh my god, bro. Why are you driving like this?

[00:22:05]It feels like a [ __ ] dream.

[00:22:07]Dude, you're going to give You're going to give me anxiety.

[00:22:12]Oh my god.

[00:22:14]Why do we let this guy drive, bro?

[00:22:17]We just got this thing, too.

[00:22:21]Bro. Yo, you guys are making me nervous.

[00:22:25]>> [laughter] >> Bro.

[00:22:29]Get me off of this [ __ ] thing.

[00:22:31]Stop. Please.

[00:22:33]Speak to ghosts.

[00:22:49]Okay, we got a signal for alien ruins now.

[00:22:53]Well, that's out there.

[00:22:56]That's really out there.

[00:22:58]Out there. Should we leave it for the next episode?

[00:23:01]Of Dragon Ball Z. Hey.

[00:23:03]>> Wow, that is out there. Holy.

[00:23:06]Yeah, that's