Red Handed: Quartering Deletes Streams, Blames Flagging - Monkey in the Morning

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[00:00:04]There we go. Now we can continue our conversation. Uh guys, welcome to the show. This is Monkey of the Morning. I am your host, the Ranting Monkey. He's Jack. Say hello, Jack.

[00:00:12]>> Hi, everybody.

[00:00:13]>> Jack, how the hell you doing, man?

[00:00:15]>> I'm doing pretty good, actually. How about yourself?

[00:00:18]>> Oh, I am in an immense amount of pain, but I I slept like 10 hours and uh I'm raring to go because we get to laugh at morons, guys. That's what we do around here. We laugh at idiots. And dear God, do we have a great one today, >> man. I tell you, the um the the Drama Mill has been producing content.

[00:00:40]It It's like churning butter with the Amish, you know? It's never ending supply. The LOL cows are just really raring to go. They're wellfed. They're They got a lot of milk producing. I don't know what's going on.

[00:00:55]You know, if this fat [ __ ] would just shut the hell up, things would probably go away. He'd still get >> That's what I said last week.

[00:01:03]>> He'd still get some push back, but people would just be, "Oh, okay. It's that's enough. We We've been through it.

[00:01:10]There's no reason to keep hammering the same points over and over again."

[00:01:15]>> It's like the mafia, dude. You think you're out, but they pull you back in.

[00:01:19]>> We don't even have to keep hammering the same points because he keeps doing dumber and dumber [ __ ] more and more desperate [ __ ] >> Uh, for the record, we are talking about old Jeremy Hamley. Let's let's bring his fat ass on the screen. Um, the people over on Rumble, you got a much more accurate title than the people who were on YouTube. Uh, said fat [ __ ] caught lying.

[00:01:46]Yeah.

[00:01:47]>> Um, which is true. The fat [ __ ] got caught lying again. So, I went to sleep last night around 6:30 and uh I didn't wake up until 4:30 and so I missed all of this.

[00:02:04]I wake up I come on to my Twitter.

[00:02:06]>> Yeah, I I managed to catch most of it.

[00:02:09]>> Come on to my Twitter and I see that Bearing has a post about Jeremy and it says, "Do I have that? I don't think I brought that one up for for consumption." I I should do that.

[00:02:22]Introduce it to you guys the way it got introduced to me. Let me see. Where is my notifications?

[00:02:33]>> Did you stream out?

[00:02:35]>> No, I never do.

[00:02:40]>> You asked me that like the other day Jack yelled at me. He said, "I I've been slacking on posting this on Twitter."

[00:02:47]like, "Yeah, I've only done it twice in like four years."

[00:02:53]>> Um, YouTube won't let me say nuke in that context.

[00:03:01]>> Oh.

[00:03:03]Uh, that's weird.

[00:03:04]>> Weird.

[00:03:04]>> You can't go ahead.

[00:03:08]>> Hello.

[00:03:09]>> No, I was just agreeing. That's weird.

[00:03:10]>> Oh, anyway. Um, D. Where's the one that I saw? This one. So, this is the first post I see about the whole situation.

[00:03:24]Says, "So, in a couple of hours, Quartering went from the haters got our channel banned to this was Bearing's fault for fanning the flames to it must be a YouTube glitch that simultaneously deleting all of our videos from Rumble to it's totally my editor's fault that basically the editor did this.

[00:03:41]Whoopsie."

[00:03:43]And I was like, "No, that can't be real.

[00:03:46]That can't be real." And sure enough, it 100% is. So, this is how it starts. This is how it starts.

[00:03:56]The quartering put out a tweet that said, "Every live stream I've ever done has now disappeared from YouTube in my podcast channel with two friends seems to have been banned. I'm sure it's totally not false flagging and just a coincidence, but please take a moment to create a Rumble account and follow the quartering there. I'm under attack, you guys.

[00:04:21]Yeah, that was my first thought when I saw that one, too. I was like, "My channel's under attack. Send money. Buy coffee." Right.

[00:04:30]I like goddamn, bro. Um, I fell asleep to another live stream covering this.

[00:04:35]Who was covering it? I'm sure everybody's going to cuz this was this was such a major blunder.

[00:04:42]>> Oh my god. This was one of the dumbest [ __ ] things I have seen in ages. It's It's beyond dumb as far as moves go.

[00:04:53]Like this is the stupidest thing he could have done. He knows better than this.

[00:04:59]>> He doesn't. That's the problem. He does not know better than this.

[00:05:03]>> He should. I apologize for my voice guy still dealing with some sinus things. I I feel fine. It's just uh drainage sucks. Anyway, he goes on to say, "To be honest, it is my opinion." To be honest, I I I just realized he wrote to be honest, right?

[00:05:22]>> You lying [ __ ] Anyway, to be honest, it is my opinion this is obviously because of mass false flaggings from the very people who claim to be against it. These losers never cared about free speech. They are worse than anything they ever accused anyone else of.

[00:05:43]>> Now he is implying that it was the Kino Casino.

[00:05:46]>> Yes, of course. And u Well, I mean he says mass flagging, so not just Kino, but because of Kino. Definitely them.

[00:05:55]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:57]Uh he had the balls to put to be honest.

[00:06:03]That that is offensive to me.

[00:06:07]>> And his first um statement is I'm under attack not something happened. It >> it's the victim card immediately.

[00:06:17]>> Well, Shu uh points out and oh this one doesn't have where he can see it. says, "Uh, but we can see the channel video is flagged down versus when the owner deletes it." And for those of you who don't know, hi Nets. How you doing, sweetie?

[00:06:32]>> Um, for those of you who don't know, >> real quick, funny thing. My my wife and I were talking tonight and uh she said, "How's how how's nuts?" I was like, "What?"

[00:06:46]She goes, "Nuts?" Like, "I don't have any nuts." She goes, "Who watches your channel?" I was like, "Oh, she's fine."

[00:06:55]Like, what are you talking about, woman?

[00:06:57]Anyway, um, for those of you who don't know, when you upload a video to YouTube and then you delete it, you can try this yourself. All of you obviously have YouTube accounts, go just upload any random video and then make sure it's uploaded and showing on your channel and then delete it. If it was the only thing on your channel, your your channel when you go there will now say um there's no content on this channel. That's what it says.

[00:07:27]There's no content. If stuff gets if the channel gets like struck down, it says this channel uh doesn't exist anymore because they broke the rules. I'm paraphrasing their thing, but it actually says that the channel's been banned.

[00:07:41]What YouTube doesn't do is go through and remove your videos without they may not tell you exactly why, but you will get a letter. You will get a notice on your YouTube channel and they'll be like, "This video violates XYZ."

[00:07:57]Now, often >> say you violated terms of service or something like that.

[00:08:01]>> Yeah. And they they may even give you like their generic like this broke the terms of of uh not calling people spoons or whatever and it might not even apply to your video, but they do give you some kind of explanation.

[00:08:14]>> Yeah.

[00:08:16]And if they switched it to private, it'll say that too.

[00:08:20]>> Um it'll say this video has been privated by the author, generally speaking. But yeah, there is a noticeable difference between being struck down or flagged down versus privated or deleted by the user.

[00:08:34]>> Yeah. And I have never heard of a case where YouTube just ghosts a video, just takes it off without giving any explanation.

[00:08:46]It might be a crappy explanation that happens quite often, but there is some kind of >> notification to the creator that it has been deleted.

[00:08:55]or and and in fact, usually it's not deleted. It's just hidden in the background until the appeals process goes through and then if the appeal fails, then it's deleted forever.

[00:09:05]Trust me, I've been through this a few times myself.

[00:09:08]Um, but Shu asks a great question at the end there. Why lie about something like this? And the answer is in the fat [ __ ] we're talking about. And his first thing there, make a Rumble account and follow me there.

[00:09:26]Did you see he claimed to have a five-year deal with Rumble and the Rumble dude came out and went, "Nuh-uh."

[00:09:32]>> Which is one of the funniest things.

[00:09:37]>> Who would sign a [ __ ] fiveyear deal on social media?

[00:09:41]I could see three years, you know, but five anyway. Especially he tried claiming it was like guaranteed money.

[00:09:50]Who believes the [ __ ] this guy says anymore?

[00:09:54]>> I don't know. I think he was a little drunk when he wrote that one.

[00:09:58]>> Well, I I did I I'm genuinely serious asking this question. Do you guys think he's ever woke up from a drunk covered in his own piss like, "Somebody peed on me.

[00:10:10]My pants are under attack.

[00:10:14]>> It's always somebody else. It's always somebody else. Well, he um we're jumping ahead just a little bit because uh we need to get to his his more recent lie eventually. There is a one part in here that's missing. It's Bearing referenced it a moment ago. He does say um that he does blame Bearing for this for for quote fanning the flames. Thanks Bearing for fanning the flames.

[00:10:47]>> Keep in mind >> release the DMs on this.

[00:10:50]>> Yeah, he he did release the DMs which they just seem stupid to me. It seems like Jeremy trying to be childish.

[00:10:59]Bearing made a video about Jeremy.

[00:11:02]Jeremy got all up in his feelings about it, even though he didn't watch it by his own telling. I didn't watch it. I'm not going to watch it. I didn't watch it. You >> It was the most evenhanded fair video of all of them out there.

[00:11:14]>> Yeah. And And Jeremy's like, I could talk about your wife.

[00:11:19]I I could be helping her with her demonetization, but now I can't because you've made me so toxic.

[00:11:25]Like, what the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:11:27]>> What are you talking about, [ __ ] Uh yeah, Jeremy coming to Sugar Tits's rescue. That would have been that would have been hilarious.

[00:11:37]>> To be fair, she already got remonetized like a couple days back. So, this isn't even he's not even up to date on what's going on.

[00:11:47]>> Well, in fairness to Jeremy, that might have been the the those messages seem quite old. It might have been when she was still demonetized.

[00:11:57]>> Yeah, maybe. But >> but he also says >> I mean >> I didn't I didn't make a video about Dankula's divorce. Wait, >> what the [ __ ] does that have to do with anything?

[00:12:10]>> Nothing. He's trying to play like the you're being mean to me and picking on me card. And that's just not realistic here.

[00:12:21]>> And he he claims that Bearing was just doing it to try to get money. And then he tries uh like you only got 60,000 views. Oh, Jeremy, he's going to get a lot more thanks to you.

[00:12:32]>> Uh yeah, people are going to be talking about this, you dumb [ __ ] >> So anyway, he says, "Looks like this was 100% my fault. I was not clear on the videos I wanted my editor to delete. I am working to restore what I can and I will give the boys all the episode of Tism to re-upload 100%.

[00:12:57]I had just been testing a theory that live streams drag channels down. Now, that's the important part. That's the part I want you to focus on. First of all, yes, he just admitted that he went on a massive tie raid about their they're coming to get me. You guys notice when he says that uh this was 100% my fault. He doesn't go ahead and delete those Rumble channels that you made to follow me.

[00:13:21]>> Why would he want to do that? He's hoping he forgot about that. Like, all right, guys. You all have short attention spans, right?

[00:13:30]>> So, yeah, it's 100% his fault. According to this, he told his editor to delete streams because he's just testing. He's saying he's trying to see if the uh algorithm punishes you for having live streams. And I I want to share this one because this is him. This is the full thing. Um I wasn't clear. Old what does I say? Old lives.

[00:13:56]Old old lives don't really matter, but the tism episodes I hope can be saved.

[00:14:02]Um uh what why why was bitching about >> I was working up the theory that live streams dra drag VODs down. They dragged it down.

[00:14:16]>> So he immediately went to an all live streaming channel that hasn't had any new content in like three or four years.

[00:14:22]>> Yeah. He says and I just wanted the main channel old lives removed.

[00:14:30]That's all I wanted. For the record, guys, if you were trying to um improve your channel and you're like, I know, I'll delete a bunch of my old [ __ ] It's a really bad way to do it because when you remove your videos from even just privating them on YouTube, >> it takes that away from your view count, your overall view count >> and your watch hours, too.

[00:14:57]>> Yep. Now, the watch hours aren't as bad.

[00:15:00]If if it's like uh over a year old, it's not as bad. Same thing with the the the views in general. It's not as bad, but it does take a hit. And then suddenly, if let's say your channel has any traction at all, you're getting like 10,000 views a day, right? And suddenly you come in and remove a 100 videos with a 100 hours each. You just deleted all of your watch hours in that year.

[00:15:27]There's a massive negative to deleting old content.

[00:15:33]It I I don't even understand the the theory behind what he's trying to pull here.

[00:15:42]It'll be >> I can tell you why.

[00:15:44]>> Oh, go ahead.

[00:15:46]>> He's trying to bury stories that he's told in the past.

[00:15:51]>> Like the story it was autism.

[00:15:53]>> No, no. I'm I I hear you. I'm talking about what his theory just here.

[00:15:59]>> Oh. Um, he's throwing his editor under the bus like a douchebag. Like, if I was that guy, I'd quit.

[00:16:06]>> His excuse here is I was trying to see if it it dragged the VODs down. Um, there's no way that that would even be a thing unless your stuff was so bad that it made the YouTube algorithm hit you in some way. Like, like say you you had videos up that were like, uh, I don't know, kill all babies, they suck. And YouTube's like, oh, we can't we can't recommend this guy. So, you take that one down to try to get out of that bad spot.

[00:16:39]>> Yeah. But otherwise, there there is no world where deleting [ __ ] makes your channels your channel perform better.

[00:16:47]>> No, none at all. You're not streamlining anything. You're not helping yourself.

[00:16:52]It It's just hurting you.

[00:16:54]>> He's been part of this game long enough.

[00:16:56]He [ __ ] knows that.

[00:16:58]>> That's what I'm saying, man. He's He knows what he's doing. Also, um I thought it was funny when I first saw because I saw Bearing's like second or third tweet about this where he's like, "Hey, the quartering. What the hell, man? What's up with Tism?" Jeremy's response was, "What? You want to do a new episode? I'm down."

[00:17:20]>> Guy's a [ __ ] A duck dog. Thank you.

[00:17:23]Stupid is as stupid does, sir. Indeed.

[00:17:26]Indeed. So, here's another one where he's like, "Just got home after an amazing Brewers win. I had my editor delete live streams because they were dragging down the channel. Lost in the Mix was an old podcast from two years ago. There are several archives of it and free feel free to re-upload."

[00:17:46]>> Uh, well, okay. Could you uh pin uh Stargazer dropped the links for us those?

[00:17:53]>> Thank you, Stargazer.

[00:17:55]>> Uh, Where is that?

[00:18:01]You have to scroll up a bit.

[00:18:06]Uh, I I I put them out at the beginning. I found mine before I found hers. So there. There you go. I just forgot to pin it.

[00:18:20]Thank you, Nuts.

[00:18:23]Anyway, um, so notice what he says here.

[00:18:27]I had my editor delete the live streams because it was dragging the channel down. The the video, the streams were dragging it down. But then he immediately responds to his own post with this. People were using 10-year-old ste 10-year-old streams to try and ruin my life. And so I said, delete them all.

[00:18:50]That wasn't a clear. That wasn't clear about the podcast channel. That's on me.

[00:18:55]He's got two robbed. Okay. Nuts. I will go find yours. I'm blind.

[00:19:04]Oh, here we go.

[00:19:08]Uh, there you go. Your your proper credits.

[00:19:14]Anyway, >> robbed.

[00:19:17]So this is this is him right after lying about he was just doing it because the streams were dragging his channel down.

[00:19:26]He was killing. He he specified earlier in the the previous post that it was the VODs. He was worried about their their how they were doing. He had a theory you guys.

[00:19:38]But here he accidentally tells the truth. Like they were making fun of me for [ __ ] I said a long time ago. So I said just get rid of it all.

[00:19:47]It is weird to me that that your your editor just happened to go, "Oh, he must mean the tism stuff, too." For you, those of you who don't know the tism thing, it was the incredible salt mine.

[00:20:01]It was a podcast that Count Danula Bearing and the Quartering did together.

[00:20:07]Uh, Tism is the the name of the podcast, just the the initials, the Incredible Salt Mine. Um, it it's amazing to me that that editor went, "Huh, he he must mean all of those, too, for the VODs on his main channel.

[00:20:24]I really want to talk to his editor." I have a feeling the editor in this case is named Jeremy Hamley.

[00:20:31]>> What? There's two of them.

[00:20:35]>> Oh, >> yeah.

[00:20:40]The truth is what you mentioned a few moments ago. He's trying to go through and delete all of this stuff because people are going through it with a fine tooth comb and finding a bunch of [ __ ] this idiot has said over the years.

[00:20:51]>> Yeah. And I think a lot of this is a result of how big June the King's video became.

[00:20:57]>> Oh yeah.

[00:20:59]>> And then Willie Mack just released a video on him too.

[00:21:02]>> Oh did he? Willy's done videos on him before. So I'll have to go check out Willy's.

[00:21:07]>> Yeah. I didn't get a chance to watch it yet. I just saw him tweet the link out and I was like, man, you know, if all these major YouTubers, because he's already pissed off Nerd Rodic, D-Day Cobra, and uh a bunch of other bigger names, but now massive YouTubers are picking up on this.

[00:21:27]>> Charlie's mentioned it. Asmin Gold's mentioned it.

[00:21:30]>> He's making it worse because he won't just [ __ ] stop.

[00:21:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. He might as well have said he was out boulder hunting.

[00:21:39]>> Yes, he he at this point he should just say that.

[00:21:43]>> Yeah, >> dude. You got >> like that.

[00:21:47]>> You got mundane Matt making fun of you and he's got a point.

[00:21:52]>> Yeah.

[00:21:53]>> I mean, god damn.

[00:21:55]>> We live in dark times, my friend. Look, if he keeps this up, I mean, he is speed running to the mundane Matt Boogie DSP side of of Twitter or I'm sorry, YouTube.

[00:22:10]>> Yeah, he is trying to find that greener pasture over a septic tank so he can graze like the biggest lol cow in the neighborhood. I I don't know what the [ __ ] this man is doing. is just the worst sort of flailing I think I've ever seen.

[00:22:31]>> Can you talk for a moment? I'm making noise back here.

[00:22:33]>> Yep. Yep. U And then Melody Mack didn't help anything by going on Chrissy Mayor's show and Chrissy was glazing for everybody like with the the gentlest cupping of the balls and then ignoring their chat. And then she got told not to come on Friday Night Tights where she usually is. Uh so even Chrissy got herself in trouble.

[00:22:59]It's just the fallout from this is brutal.

[00:23:03]>> Can I just say that Chrissy is an idiot.

[00:23:06]>> Um I I don't I don't think she's a bad person. I think she's um >> I don't know if she's a bad person. Her husband seems like a giant dick. But she seems to jump on these because we went through the same stuff with the Eliza Blue things around that time where Chrissy just jumps on things that she is literally a grifter. She doesn't seem to know what the [ __ ] she's actually talking about, but she knows there's something in the in the pipeline and I I know somebody in that area, so I'm gonna go talk to them.

[00:23:39]>> I think the word you're looking for is opportunist.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah. Yeah. Same tomato tomato. Yeah, that's fair.

[00:23:47]>> And uh she she doesn't know what she's talking about and she ends up making a complete ass of herself instead of just going I I I don't know that so I'm not going to talk about it.

[00:23:57]and uh the the way that she would so super chats come in asking questions of Melanie and Chrissy just answers them whatever and then moves on and never held her to a answer any of those [ __ ] questions.

[00:24:16]Anyway, Hedge, thank you so very much.

[00:24:18]Random question. Since Jim wants to keep blaming everyone and doing general dumb crap, who do you think he will have to drag into this mess to actually [ __ ] around and find out? Also, here's some money or here's smoke money. Thank you so very much. I appreciate that. That's so kind. Um, oh [ __ ] Jay Richardson, thank you so much. This came through yesterday when I wasn't on on the air. Um, thank you for that.

[00:24:50]Feminist $12 talking about being able to spell if you write it down. I have to move my fingers like I'm typing to be able to spell decently.

[00:25:01]However, was homeschooled in fourth grade and was nearly doing high school uh level algebra. Thank you so much for that donation. Um, yeah. I I when it comes to spelling things, I'm if if somebody spells it out, especially like on Twitter and it's egregious, I'm like, "Bro, they're spellch check. Come on, man." But if you're just spelling it out loud, you should hear me spell things out loud. But anyway, to Hedg's question, who does he have to [ __ ] with to [ __ ] around and find out? I I honestly think Jeremy's biggest enemy is Jeremy.

[00:25:35]Um, and at the point he's getting to, I don't think he has to [ __ ] with anybody because like like Jack said, even Charlie and Asmin Gold are talking about this.

[00:25:48]And all that's going to do is drag in more people who like to, you know, beat on low cow locals and >> which again, don't beat up local cows.

[00:25:57]Just let them do their thing. You milk them for their content.

[00:26:01]>> Yeah. Uh, man, I I don't see him like actually engaging with somebody that will cause any more damage than he's already caused himself because it is bad enough right now, especially after last night. I mean, I don't know how you recovered from this.

[00:26:21]I I don't either >> because >> everybody who does YouTube knows how it happens when your stuff gets struck down. Nobody who's been in the space for any length of time is like, "Oh my god, they just deleted all of his videos."

[00:26:41]So from the jump, everybody knew it was a lie. And then he tries to come in and tell the lie. Oh, uh, guys, I I just wanted to test something. So, I was deleting every [ __ ] stream.

[00:26:57]You You wanted to test whether or not streams drag down your channel's numbers. So, you deleted all of them.

[00:27:04]You not even like a chunk, right? Go back. Hey, uh I want you to go back and just delete 2020 for me, would you? I want to see if that affects my my numbers at all.

[00:27:14]>> Would have been a better move, >> right? Instead of slash and burn everything. Look guys, most people once your stream is over, you've got maybe 24 hours of people still watching it and then that stream dies.

[00:27:29]But occasionally people do still come by. I still get comments on streams that I haven't done in in years.

[00:27:37]They're years old. And you just keep them up because here's something about the YouTube algorithm that has never changed. The more content you have, the more YouTube likes your channel.

[00:27:50]If you have a lot of content, this is one something Jeremy has used to great effect over the years. It's why he was making up to seven videos a day sometimes because the more content you have, the more YouTube's like, "Oh, if somebody likes that content, they're more likely to stay because there's more content to see."

[00:28:10]Deleting content has never been a good idea.

[00:28:15]And with Jeremy's history of deleting things when he makes an ass of himself, was anybody even considering that maybe YouTube went through and did this and it wasn't just him.

[00:28:26]>> Nobody in their right mind thought that, dude.

[00:28:28]>> I mean, God bless.

[00:28:34]I wasn't expecting to talk about Jeremy so soon. U because we we covered it pretty good the other day.

[00:28:42]And then this [ __ ] does this. I I can't get away from him.

[00:28:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. Look, we This is This should have been a one and done for us, but then he keeps piling on and and he's [ __ ] with Bearing, too. Um, real quick though, thank you, Clammer. It's a stupid dick joke. There's no such thing.

[00:29:04]Thank you.

[00:29:07]Yeah, I just want to put this back. It's 100% my fault. I was not clear on videos. I wanted my editor to delete.

[00:29:19]Uh, can we talk to your editor?

[00:29:22]>> No.

[00:29:24]Well, what's even funnier to me is the idea that it it's not so much that he's deleting the videos, which, you know, an overreaction. Yes. But it's the fact that you waited too long to do it, Jeremy. By now, everybody's already downloaded your catalog that's going to do a video on you. They've already pulled all this stuff by now. There's enough clips going around for anyone to make a documentary on you. And anybody who's going to do massive amounts of research has already downloaded this stuff.

[00:29:58]Yeah. And the fact that the videos were removed from both YouTube and Rumble, uh, what you should have done, Jeremy, is lied and said somebody Well, you shouldn't lie, but if you were going to go this route, somebody broke into my YouTube and did this.

[00:30:17]>> I've been hacked. My channel's under attack by hackers.

[00:30:21]>> Cuz it is far more believable that somebody hacked into your stuff and you had the same password on Rumble and YouTube. Very bad idea, by the way.

[00:30:30]>> Yeah.

[00:30:30]>> Um and and they deleted them all that way >> because >> what's funny is a lot of them would still be up on on Bitshoot because a lot of stuff that you can't find on YouTube anymore ends up archived on Bitshoot.

[00:30:44]>> But over on Bitshoot, it's not there.

[00:30:49]Oopsie.

[00:30:50]>> Oopsie.

[00:30:53]>> I just I I I don't even understand the point of doing this. Like you just said, all of this stuff is like, was there something they missed that you remembered?

[00:31:03]>> I think that's what it was. Otherwise, why would he take down the tism streams?

[00:31:08]But I mean, yeah, that's the origin of the poopy pants story, and he could have easily found that one because there was a specific thing that kicked that story off. They had reached some sort of subscriber goal or whatever.

[00:31:20]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:31:22]>> But that one could have been easily tracked. So, he said something else in one of those streams that had to be nuked.

[00:31:30]>> I I think he remembered something specific that whether it was on there or on his live and he just couldn't remember where he told it.

[00:31:38]>> Yep.

[00:31:38]>> And so he just nuked everything.

[00:31:42]His editor is Fireball Whiskey.

[00:31:47]>> Yeah. The little travels size bottle.

[00:31:50]>> Yeah. He's uh he is an alcoholic. But again, I like this here. He was 100% sober when he did this [ __ ] This is why when people >> blame his alcoholism, I'm like, "No, you can't just blame that." Alcohol doesn't change you as a person. It just highlights the [ __ ] you are.

[00:32:10]>> Yeah. It unleashes the beast. Like a jack and hide kind of thing.

[00:32:15]>> U It turns off your inhibitions. It doesn't make you do [ __ ] you you've not ever thought of before.

[00:32:24]>> Yeah.

[00:32:24]>> Uh so yeah. Hey, I drink. Hey, I I drink to I'm not against alcohol.

[00:32:30]>> I I am against alcohol being used to excuse everything this asshole's ever done, which a lot of people are doing.

[00:32:36]Like he's just a drunk.

[00:32:38]>> He is. He is just a drunk, but a lot of the stuff that he does, he does stone cold sober.

[00:32:43]>> Oh yeah, absolutely. I think he needs to get help for his drinking because it's causing a lot of the problems in the sense that he streams when he's drunk.

[00:32:53]So, he says all this [ __ ] and then he tries to walk it back and gloss it over.

[00:32:58]You can't do that, dude. You You made the mistake. Own it. Say, "Yes, I said that. My bad." But this dude is allergic to accountability.

[00:33:13]Yeah, he's just a a major liar. And uh [ __ ] everything they're they're out to get me. You guys follow me on Rumble.

[00:33:23]Hopefully they'll give me a deal that I claim I already have.

[00:33:27]I'm actually surprised that he put out a tweet claiming he's under attack because, you know, nobody would have noticed it for a little while if he hadn't declared it.

[00:33:38]Um, I think they would have noticed that his main channel didn't have any any of his live streams anymore. I think it would have got found out a lot quicker than you might think.

[00:33:50]Well, I think he could have played that off as like, look, due to the ongoing harassment campaign, I privated those videos.

[00:33:59]Instead, it's he immediately goes into his grift. I'm under attack. Give me money. Go follow me on Rumble so my contract would get renewed.

[00:34:09]Yeah.

[00:34:10]Uh, to be honest, it is my opinion. This is obviously because of a mass flagging.

[00:34:15]False flagging. What a dick.

[00:34:19]>> I couldn't believe he had the [ __ ] balls to say that. I knew right away when I read that. I'm like, you deleted all this stuff. Shut up.

[00:34:28]>> Yeah. Anybody who actually makes YouTube content knew knew from the beginning he was lying because uh Yeah, YouTube does not do that. Yeah. And this is no nobody's first rodeo at this sort of thing. You've been on YouTube for a at least a year. You've heard people >> talk about others doing this [ __ ] >> This is not new. It's >> it's almost suicidal in a way because you you're drawing more attention to the stupid [ __ ] you did that everybody's talking about. This is absolute Strandand effect for the social medias.

[00:35:03]>> Uh dude is always under attack. He is.

[00:35:05]He he he is the most attacked person.

[00:35:07]He's he's even attacked by himself.

[00:35:10]>> Yeah. I I think if you go back in the records, you'll find Hitler talking about wanting to attack him like he's the Rhineland or something.

[00:35:19]>> Uh you know who really is under attack?

[00:35:21]It is the uh orphan Pygmy uh Aboriginal kittens and I am raising money for them.

[00:35:27]It might eventually get to those folks.

[00:35:30]Um but uh remember we're brought to you by you. Hit the like button, the share button, and please share this with the your friends, your family, and that [ __ ] you hate cuz uh that's that's a good thing to do on Mother's Day. On Mother's Day, give your mom the gift of monkey and Jack.

[00:35:47]>> Yeah. Yeah. Uh happy Mother's Day to all you moms out there.

[00:35:51]>> Yeah. To all you mommies out there.

[00:35:53]Happy Mother's Day. It uh it's been a sad day in my life. I'm just [ __ ] with you. I ain't gonna do that again.

[00:36:03]Okay. So, um yeah, that's the quartering stuff today. Jesus Christ, man. What is with this guy?

[00:36:09]>> I don't know, man. Uh the it's it's such desperate flailing at this point.

[00:36:18]>> Yeah. Uh for the Rumble folks, uh I'm not just going to talk about Jeremy the whole day. Somebody got mad over there the other day. So, we we do move on to other topics once we've exhausted the first one. And there's not much more to say about him that hasn't been said. The only reason we talked about it is because he added new [ __ ] to it. Oh my god, what a [ __ ] >> It It's like every day is going to be a new level of stupid. I I don't know what he's going to pull out for sweeps week, but it's going to be classic. I'm sure >> this will be a shortened show because uh I have a granddaughter over and she'll be waking up soon. So, we we got to get through the uh the the rest of the news rather quickly. Um ah I don't I don't I I I don't I'm just I don't Amos Ye was attacked at a uh convention, which I'm fine with, by the way. I I'm okay with that. This little [ __ ] should be under a jail.

[00:37:25]Um, >> uh, makes me miss Gary Plouch.

[00:37:29]>> He says, "This is the attack from my perspective." He wasn't allowed in the Comic-Con or whatever [ __ ] thing this was. So, he was out front. He He was allowed to walk the halls of it. He just couldn't go into the main part, the main proper part. And, uh, somebody recognized him and punched him in the head.

[00:37:50]Now, for those who don't know, the reason he's not allowed into the actual uh convention floor, it's because he's a convicted pedophile, >> a tier one pedophile.

[00:38:02]>> And they were like, "No, you can't come in here, motherfucker."

[00:38:06]And uh he he had come to the United States under asylum rules and then he raped one of our kids and we sent him back cuz he's not Mexican. If he was Mexican, they would have, you know, been they would have hit him here.

[00:38:23]>> I am actually really surprised he's not in jail over there because they do not mess around.

[00:38:31]Well, I'm just curious why a convicted pedophile is on Twitter instead of Blue Sky.

[00:38:38]>> Yeah, it would seem like that'd be more appropriate turf, wouldn't it?

[00:38:42]>> Well, I think it was understatement said to me, well, he he really hasn't done anything here. I'm like that you know of.

[00:38:49]It's not like he was touching children in public.

[00:38:54]Uh the just as a general rule, why are you allowing pedophiles on a site where 13 is the minimum age? You know, theoretically, >> yeah, >> there's younger people on there, but >> this one victim was 14. So, >> yeah. So, why is this guy got an account where he can have private conver and it's not like he's hiding it. It's not like he put his name up as like Yoseimity Sam. He is being himself.

[00:39:23]Why would you allow this? Shouldn't it at least come with a giant red flag that says this guy's a pedophile?

[00:39:30]>> I am glad it got community noted, but >> his account's not though.

[00:39:38]>> True.

[00:39:38]>> There should be a giant red pedophile flag right next to his name there >> that he can't take off so that kids who are coming by are like, "Oh, I should stranger danger."

[00:39:51]This irritated the [ __ ] out of me. I don't care about him getting punched. I really don't.

[00:39:57]This isn't, hey, somebody called him a Nazi, so it's okay to punch him. This guy's a [ __ ] pedophile, and he's trying to get into a place where there's a bunch of kids.

[00:40:07]I I'm okay with him getting hit in that scenario. Are are we allowed to be on the side of violence in in that perspective? Well, pedophiles aren't human, so >> I know that there's rules about, but hey, you can't. No, dude's a pedophile and he's trying to get around kids. [ __ ] him.

[00:40:24]>> As far as I'm concerned, this was an unsanctioned exorcism attempt.

[00:40:28]>> There you go.

[00:40:31]I just don't I don't know why he's allowed to be on YouTube or on Twitter un unmolested for a lack of a better word.

[00:40:41]There there should be a giant pedophile flag next to his name. H there's there's kids who come on this site, man.

[00:40:49]Anyway, um what else? I know I saw some other stuff today. I don't know I cared about any of it.

[00:40:56]Uh now I got to check my notifications because I don't remember what I said half the time.

[00:41:05]Okay. Um no, I think that's all I really had. I don't want to end the show yet because we're only at the 40 minute mark. Uh, anything you want to chat about?

[00:41:16]>> Uh, man, it's hard being this awesome.

[00:41:19]Uh, let me check my my my Twitter here.

[00:41:28]While he's checking his Twitter, I'm just going to riff. That's what I do instead of dead air.

[00:41:35]And uh, what what should I riff about today? Oh my god, there's a big argument over Amos Ye in my Never mind. I'm not looking at Twitter anymore.

[00:41:49]Um, who are the oranges for or what are the oranges for? I I I know why that's a big meme with him, but the oranges are getting annoying to me.

[00:42:08]Yeah. Um I get what they're going for, but it's uh it's a bit much. Have you seen Brandon Frasier? How much he's slimmed down?

[00:42:17]>> No.

[00:42:18]>> Yeah. Um they're doing that new Mummy movie and he's getting in shape for it.

[00:42:24]I didn't realize he was 57.

[00:42:28]What? Check out that uh that link I just dropped you. You going to game stream?

[00:42:33]Probably not today. Well, maybe tonight.

[00:42:37]I mean, oh wow, he kind of looks like himself again.

[00:42:40]>> Yeah, he's looking good. Um, good for him. Like, I like Brendan Frasier as an actor. I think he's very underrated, but he's really trimmed down. He's probably lost 100 pounds.

[00:42:52]>> Yeah, he he looks pretty good. He was looking like Val Kilmer there for a while.

[00:42:56]>> Yeah. And at 57 looking that good, that's that's an achievement, man. Uh, trust me, it's a lot harder after 40. Uh but uh thank you hair doctor for that feminist donation.

[00:43:09]Look, all I'm saying is if I had my justice system, Amos wouldn't leave the chance to get beaten at Anime Con soon as that G gavvel came down.

[00:43:21]>> Um the I can't read the rest of that.

[00:43:25]Removed by federal agent.

[00:43:27]>> There you go.

[00:43:28]>> Yeah. Uh believe me, dude. I'm right there with you. But uh yeah, unfortunately we can't go the Gary Plow route because it's not civilized or some [ __ ] But some people deserve harsher punishments than they end up getting. I am glad they deported him.

[00:43:47]But yeah, he should have he should have had a much longer term.

[00:43:50]>> I think they should have dropped him in the middle of the Pacific and let him swim the rest of the way back to Singapore.

[00:43:57]Well, on the way to Singapore, they could have stopped in Egypt and uh let him get off the plane and tell them what he did because the Egyptians castrate people that do that sort of thing and and they're more than happy to accommodate.

[00:44:13]>> Somebody asked who Brendan Frasier is.

[00:44:15]He's an actor. Most of his stuff is from the 90s and uh early 2000s.

[00:44:21]um hit a bit of a rough patch in Hollywood because he didn't have the the right um ideas, let's put it that way.

[00:44:29]Uh fell into a deep depression. Uh his marriage fell apart, right? Um he got really fat.

[00:44:37]>> Uh but he's he is a really good actor and um >> he he's part of one of my favorite episodes of Scrubs. his character on Scrubs only last two episodes, but that second episode, god damn.

[00:44:51]>> God damn, that was so good.

[00:44:54]>> The six sense episode of of Scrubs, it was great.

[00:44:59]>> Uh but yeah, um Indian Ocean Sharks got to eat. Fair enough. Look, any of the oceans and just tell him to swim. Then we we spend less in gas, putting him back in his his home town and uh he can get there on his own.

[00:45:14]Yeah. Uh I'm I'm okay with that. Um also the uh Portland police rescued six teenage girls from a sex trafficking ring.

[00:45:25]>> Oh well that seems good. But where were they uh held and by whom?

[00:45:38]>> Hello.

[00:45:38]>> I don't know. Um I can't find the article right now.

[00:45:44]Uh but yeah, I saw that earlier.

[00:45:46]Postmillennial had posted about it. Uh some other outlet did too. So you'll just have to search it. Also, did you see that big fire in Tennessee? I just saw your your uh the one down here that you sent me. That's uh Wow.

[00:46:04]A recycling plant. Ooh.

[00:46:09]>> Look at that.

[00:46:10]>> Plastic. How would you like to live downwind from that [ __ ] >> That is like highly toxic.

[00:46:17]>> Yeah.

[00:46:17]>> Yeah. Don't don't burn plastic, you guys. It's a really bad idea. But yeah, it says that people were told to shelter in place. Uh yeah, it makes sense. Get as the cleanest air you can. If you live near a big factory like that, keep a bunch of uh plastic sheeting on hand so you can cover your windows with it in case the place goes up like this because that smoke will seep in through all the cracks and you want to cover that [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] nasty. I would have left town the second I saw that smoke.

[00:46:51]>> Yeah. Uh shelter in place my ass. I'm going be in the the next state over for a little bit.

[00:46:57]Yeah, brutal. But I hope everybody's okay. I didn't see any updates on this, but just happened a few hours back.

[00:47:08]>> Henry County, how far is that from Nashville? No clue.

[00:47:12]>> Uh I I'm just learning about this from Jack, so I haven't read the story.

[00:47:17]>> I'm sure it says in the story, right?

[00:47:19]>> Yeah, I'll drop the link in the chat for you guys. Yeah, >> there's probably a lot of updates by now that I just haven't seen.

[00:47:29]>> Yeah, that's uh that's horrible. Plastic F. God damn.

[00:47:34]>> Yeah. Worst part is because it's plastic, they'll probably just have to let it burn itself out.

[00:47:41]>> Everybody's freaking out about the hi, how do you say it?

[00:47:47]>> It's either Hans virus or haunt virus depending on who you talk to.

[00:47:53]Yeah. Uh people think think people will fall for another lockdown. The antivirus comes up like every couple of years.

[00:48:01]>> Yeah.

[00:48:03]>> I saw a post the other day where some chick who claims to be a biologist or uh something to do with science. She was laying out the um the what's the word? Uh uh communicability of it. and she said it's got a score of 1 to two where COVID had a a score of two to three. And somebody said, "So you're saying it's as communicable as as CO?" She's like, "No, I said one to two and that's two to three." So they're completely different numbers.

[00:48:39]Like actually one of them is exactly the same.

[00:48:45]>> One to two ends with two. Two to three starts with two.

[00:48:50]I I think a lot of these scientists have trouble explaining stuff because they understand it. So why don't you?

[00:48:58]>> For for the record with the antivi, it's not please understand it's not just the antivi. They do this with bird flu. They do this with uh mad cow disease.

[00:49:09]>> Every so often everybody's just got to freak out and like, are we all gonna die? Pro. Yeah, but not today. Yeah, the uh the monkey pox will get you.

[00:49:20]>> Every so often they just got to bring up something that they've been trying to scare us all with. And I honestly think it's ugly people who just really liked the how the uh Asians all covered their face with masks and they're like, "If we did that, I wouldn't be so ugly."

[00:49:38]>> Yeah. You'd just be hiding it better.

[00:49:40]>> Yeah. Nobody could tell how I would look like Scorpion instead of like a scorpion.

[00:49:46]>> Oh. Uh, then we could do promos for the show where you're like, "Get over here."

[00:49:50]>> Yeah.

[00:49:52]>> Um, no. With with the haunt virus that they actually discovered that in the States here in New Mexico, but it's animal to animal. There's only one strain that's communicable from human to human, and that's the one that's on this cruise ship. It's known as the Andes strain.

[00:50:11]And how how many people have been infected?

[00:50:16]>> Uh they don't know on the cruise ship, but there have been three confirmed deaths with about eight other cases. And there's about 2,000 people on this boat.

[00:50:26]I've been following this fairly closely, not memorizing everything, just kind of watching it. I think it's a greater problem if you were to take this cruise ship into an area that doesn't have as much uh medical personnel that we do that that are trained in this sort of thing >> because they're flying the Americans back here and putting them in quarantine in Nebraska >> because it is very very deadly overall if you were to get it. Um because I think it's 30% of people that get it die from it. But at the same time, that's going to burn itself out pretty quickly because unlike a cruise ship, it's going to tear through the the crew there and that would be it. It would be over. So, I mean, we could just do what they'd used to do with plague ships, sink it.

[00:51:18]But even then, they already started cleaning the ship down and sanitizing everything. So, they are taking those precautions. I think it's docked in the Canary Islands right now because that's where they're supposed to be evacuating the Americans from.

[00:51:37]So, uh, they're they are likely receiving medical supplies that they would need and probably some people in hazmat suits are already on board helping out. I I don't think this is going to explode. If this does become a thing, I'm going to really really have a lot of conspiracies confirmed in my mind because there's they already know what's on the ship and if it gets off the ship and starts spreading something funny going on.

[00:52:11]Do we know which person on that ship was humping a monkey or however they got it?

[00:52:17]There is some speculation that this old couple picked it up because of where they came from, which I think was uh some some island near Johannesburg.

[00:52:28]Uh that they both died from it. The husband died on the ship and then the wife landed on uh like she was disembarking and then she died like a day later.

[00:52:39]>> Thank you, Duck Dog. The Hanton hemorrhagic fever was discovered in South Korea in the 1930s and treatment discovered in 1951.

[00:52:49]Hey. Hey, they're trying to scare you.

[00:52:52]Don't tell people that this has been manageable since the 50s.

[00:52:56]>> Yeah. Now, most uh scientists are saying this version they don't really have a treatment or cure for, but they say that every time. They just want money.

[00:53:08]>> Yeah. Uh, CO is uh now on its 8 billionth iteration and it's the most deadly it's ever been.

[00:53:18]Yeah. And look, you can survive Ebola.

[00:53:20]It'll [ __ ] you up for life, but you can survive it. It's all about the medical care you get. They have to identify it right away and then start treating you.

[00:53:30]Now, this one apparently could sit in your system for a while, but they could do tests for it. So, it sounds like the people that initially boarded the ship with it didn't know they had it right away and then it developed. But, I mean, you're in very confined spaces on a cruise ship. You're talking narrow corridors with not a lot of room and you're sharing each other's breath. This This is not like something you're likely to pick up at like Walmart unless somebody coughs on you or you start licking things because I've seen people do that in Walmart. Fair. Fair. It was a trend for a while with ice cream.

[00:54:09]>> Yeah. [ __ ] gross.

[00:54:12]But yeah, I I am I am more concerned about um there being some intentional issues here as opposed to this one cruise ship having a massive breakout.

[00:54:26]Yeah, it sucks with people on the cruise ship. There's been some very uh interesting videos that are mysteriously getting deleted, but I I I don't think that they're trying I don't think that the cruise line is trying to downplay this. I think they're actually trying to manage the problem because this is just a PR nightmare for them. The World Health Organization demands every country do what they say about this.

[00:54:51]That's I mean the World Health Organization are useless. I don't get why people >> that >> I don't get why people go on cruise ships cuz it looks like a good time. It looks like an an adult Disneyland kind of thing. I I could never do it because um uh I I get seasick if I'm out. I know this from being on dad ships. Uh, I I'm good after a day, but I need a whole day of, you know, vomiting, and I'd rather just skip that part.

[00:55:26]>> Yeah, >> but they look like fun. I just don't get why people go on cruise ships to go in swimming pools. We have swimming pools on land or or you could just go swim in the ocean.

[00:55:38]>> Well, you know, you you want to keep away from the pores, >> I guess.

[00:55:43]So, but yeah, I I know a couple people that go on cruise ships fairly regularly and they're they really like it, but I don't like being confined to a location like that.

[00:55:56]>> Like during a zombie apocalypse, it's a great place to hang out, but under normal circumstances, you're isolated.

[00:56:03]The medical staff is um perhaps adequate. you you have a lot of people that don't speak the same language on that are on the staff. So, communication might be an issue. If there's a problem with the ship, you're [ __ ] because you have a long time to wait till anyone can come get you.

[00:56:23]>> And these things have broken out with like lististeria outbreaks, ship fires, various illnesses in general.

[00:56:32]>> People get thrown off them all the time.

[00:56:35]>> That's their own fault.

[00:56:38]I mean, >> nobody's been standing in the the middle of the deck and suddenly they're in the water. These idiots are looking over the rail like look how the fire that fall off.

[00:56:48]>> Now, to be fair, some of them are rape victims that get thrown overboard. So, the crewman that did it won't get caught.

[00:56:54]>> Some of them are murdered. That is true.

[00:56:57]>> Yeah. So, I'm an unlikable person that uh you know, because I'm kind of crass and I say things in social situations that are probably inappropriate.

[00:57:07]So, I would probably piss off about half the crew by using words like py or boy, get that for me.

[00:57:17]>> No, thanks for dropping the link, sweetie. Um, I'm I'm only saying that because I I stole your thunder earlier.

[00:57:27]>> Uh, but yeah, and and then you're on the ocean where you're not going to be able to swim to safety because there isn't any. And then there's sharks and sea monsters. I don't want to be eaten by a 50- foot kraken. You know, I I know by luck they'll find a new strain of giant octopus because of my death. And they'll name it after me and everybody will laugh about that for the everybody that knows me and be like, "Haha, he called it." Haha. I don't need >> Yeah, >> the jacktopus is real, guys.

[00:57:58]>> Yeah, it's a giant jacktopus. Oh my god, it's going to eat us like they did that dumb [ __ ] from that cruise line. Yeah, I don't need that kind of pressure in my life.

[00:58:07]>> The problem with ships when it comes to like the outbreaks Yeah. You ever notice you don't hear about like a a Navy ship has a massive outbreak of of the blithering shits or anything like that?

[00:58:20]>> No. Cuz it would be almost unheard of for that to happen.

[00:58:24]>> Yeah. The problem with the cruise ships is that they they're not kept clean. You have all this extra. If I don't know if you've ever been on a Navy ship, they are very bare bones. There's there's not a place a lot of places for bacteria to hide.

[00:58:39]Uh plus you have a whole bunch of suabies who if they piss you off, you're like, "Go scrub that whole area with a toothbrush."

[00:58:46]>> Yeah.

[00:58:47]>> I want to be able to see my reflection in the asphalt, [ __ ] Uh well, and and you're also hiring a lot of people from, let's be honest, second and third world countries that have different sanitation standards, >> if any.

[00:59:03]>> Uh they they don't keep them. I I often think of ships many times that there's been stories about the like massive mold found. It sounds very much like a like an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where they just needed Gordon Ramsay to go in and tell him to clean [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:59:20]Um, and you never know which ship that is.

[00:59:24]That's one of the reason I would love to go on a cruise ship because I actually do like being out on the open ocean. If I could get past that first day of throwing up and just spend the day on the deck in the sun, uh, traveling by wave. I I like it. I just don't trust enough places to, you know, be clean enough to do that. It's like hotels. I really don't like staying in hotels cuz yeah, they seem clean enough, but you don't know if you got the maid who's like, "If there's not come on this sheet, I'm going to put it there." You know what I mean?

[00:59:59]>> Yeah.

[01:00:00]>> I I don't trust people enough for that [ __ ] The only reason I like staying in hotels, and I do this at every hotel I stay at, I will go into the bathroom, fill the bathtub with hot water, and get in it and turn off or unplug it and just turn the hot water on and lay in a bath for three hours with just constant water running.

[01:00:23]Stays nice and hot.

[01:00:28]Yeah, I get it. Uh, I I try not to stay at uh low-end hotels.

[01:00:34]>> Satsu, what's up, homie?

[01:00:36]>> Hey, Satsu.

[01:00:38]>> I wish the wife a happy Mother's Day for me.

[01:00:42]Um, yeah, I I love my my hotel baths. I I get all of my money's worth by blowing up their water bill, and I don't give a [ __ ] You can't make me feel bad about my three-hour baths because I like them.

[01:00:57]I'm just saying. And now you're picturing me naked and wet, aren't you?

[01:01:01]>> Haha.

[01:01:02]>> Uh, no.

[01:01:05]>> Uh, yeah, that's the article. Uh, dangerous. Thank you for dropping that.

[01:01:12]>> Gross. How dare you say that? How dare you?

[01:01:16]>> Um, what does that say, stewed monkey? Oh, >> rap.

[01:01:24]I like a a a nice hot bath, but you can't do that in your home unless you have like the uh uh what are they called? The the instant little water heaters, which don't work all that well, or you have a giant water tank.

[01:01:40]Cuz like, trust me, I know my my hot water runs out after about 25 minutes and I'm like, damn, I need to go to a hotel.

[01:01:50]You take baths? Yes. Yes, I do.

[01:01:54]I'm not ashamed of it either. How you like me now? I only shower with your mom and she's not here.

[01:02:02]Tankless water heaters. That's what it is. Yes. Yes. Tankless water heaters.

[01:02:07]I I looked into those once because of how much I like hot showers and stuff and baths. Um but they're really expensive and they don't work as well as you're uh you would think.

[01:02:21]I have a 65gallon tank. God damn.

[01:02:25]That is like >> Dude, that's awesome.

[01:02:27]>> Yeah. No [ __ ] You could bathe for days in that.

[01:02:33]>> Am I the only one that monkey likes laying in a bucket of his own filth? Bro, if you have hot water constantly recycled for three hours and you still have your own filth in there, you are a gross [ __ ] You need to bathe more often.

[01:02:55]>> Showers are where it's at, man.

[01:02:58]>> Ah, showers are nice. I like a good hot shower, but no, the the bath, you just basically boil yourself for a while.

[01:03:05]Your muscles feel so good afterwards.

[01:03:10]Nope. Seen too many horror movies. I'm not having some psycho try and drown me in the tub while I'm like, "Oh, I'm so relaxed. I'll just close my eyes." and then I'm dead. No, no thank you, sir. No thank you.

[01:03:24]>> Speaking of showers, I got Squishy a nice ass shower head for Mother's Day.

[01:03:29]I'm not going to make jokes about showerheads and your wife, bro.

[01:03:36]Uh, Monkey, you're a wannabe farmer. I saw how my grandfather came out of the field looking. I am not a wannabe farmer. Even Even Lady Monkeyy's like, "You're really turning into a farmer."

[01:03:48]I am a farmer. I'm farmer Frank and you can't take that away from me. It's how I identify. Thank you. Do >> Do you have bib overhauls yet?

[01:03:57]>> No. No. I I I won't get them either. I I've worn bib overalls before. They're not comfortable.

[01:04:03]>> No, they're not. They're They're weirdly very uncomfortable.

[01:04:08]Uh I never understood overalls. I mean, I know what they're for. I just think they're odd.

[01:04:14]I um I might do it as a joke one day, you know, get some and have a picture, you know, >> a straw hat.

[01:04:25]>> Yeah. But to actually wear them, no, I I I I like wearing my shorts. Farmer Frank and his what does that say? Do Oscar?

[01:04:35]What? I don't have a dog.

[01:04:38]>> I don't have a dog. You get if you get Dachshund, do you have to name him something like Thor?

[01:04:44]So it's like get him Thor and this little Dachshun comes out with a little World War I spiky German helmet.

[01:04:52]>> I want to get a beagle and name him Rosco.

[01:04:55]>> Oh, there you go.

[01:04:57]>> I know his name should be Flash, but Rosco is who everybody remembers. Um, do you sell what what is Billong?

[01:05:10]>> I don't know.

[01:05:11]>> I think people are just messing with me now.

[01:05:13]>> Dude, >> I made a mistake yesterday. Uh, >> oh, >> this is how we're going to end the show because like I said, the little ones should be waking up anytime now. Um, we're going over to my son's house to to pick up my granddaughter to spend the day with and uh before we went there, I was like, "Hey, there's a nursery on the way. we should stop and and look in because I've never been to to it before.

[01:05:35]And we stopped and we went in and um I I now have plant envy. I was so proud of my little seedlings over here. I'm like, they're doing great. And then I walked in there like my my plants suck.

[01:05:52]>> Well, they're they're experts. You're still kind of new.

[01:05:56]>> Don't make excuses for my failure.

[01:05:59]>> You're green. How dare you make excuses for my failure? How dare >> it's not an excuse. It's a reason.

[01:06:06]>> That's what Lady Monkey says. She goes, "They have a greenhouse and they they I'm Farmer Frank and my my yield should be much better than theirs."

[01:06:16]And so apparently garden envy is a thing.

[01:06:21]Uh, I mean, I guess >> I couldn't buy anything because we were going to get the little one and headed out for most of the day. Had to do all of our shopping and stuff. Uh, but in my mind, I spent about $3,000 buying [ __ ] in there. So, now I can never go back because I just want it all.

[01:06:46]Yeah. Uh, if your plants are trying to kill themselves, stop singing.

[01:06:51]back. That was hurtful.

[01:06:54]That was hurtful.

[01:06:56]Just for that mean >> the rest of the show for you back scan.

[01:07:04]And I can do I spent whole days just singing because my granddaughters think it's funny.

[01:07:10]I can sing anything. It doesn't have to rhyme. [ __ ] you. Uh, maybe if you didn't take baths for 3 hours, your plants would be better. I don't take three-hour baths at home.

[01:07:24]I uh He just said my plants are suiciding because I sing that that hurt.

[01:07:32]>> Well, I mean, plants normally like music, but not probably not that music.

[01:07:38]I think Backcan is probably like recorded everything I've ever sang and he plays it at home and he says [ __ ] like that to make me sing more.

[01:07:48]>> That's how I'm going to take it.

[01:07:50]>> Anyway, >> yeah, I doubt that, but it's possible.

[01:07:54]>> A man can dream. Guys, thank you for coming hanging out with us. Sorry about the shortened show. I I did not expect to sleep till 400 a.m. I went to sleep at 6, bro. Well, 6:30. Yeah, you messaged me and uh I was like, "Wow, he's going to bed already."

[01:08:10]>> Yeah, I've been going to bed at about 6 every night. That's why uh yesterday when I was up till 10:00, it just killed me. As soon as I got home, my fat ass went to sleep. Um but yeah, so sorry about the shortened show. Don't I I I don't have any plan or reason or rhyme to these shows, so sometimes that happens.

[01:08:34]Uh, thank you for being here. Thank you for the donations. You guys are so kind.

[01:08:37]Thank you for the donation when we weren't even on stream. That that is so kind. Jack, anything you want to show?

[01:08:43]>> Absolutely.

[01:08:45]Uh, yeah, I'll drop some links. Uh, there should be a new movie review at around 10:00 a.m. Eastern time, so about 3 hours from now. Otherwise, uh, check out the other videos. I got a new comic review up, and there should be a new patron video up as well, I believe. Um, if not, I'll I'll get one out in the next 48 hours. But thank you guys so much for the donations. Uh, be sure to check out some videos because uh, all views are appreciated >> and you guys are awesome. Jeremy's a [ __ ] and um, yeah, it's good to see everybody. Glad you got some sleep, dude.

[01:09:24]>> Me, too.

[01:09:26]Uh, guys, probably will not do a game stream at all today. It is Mother's Day, so I'm going be hanging out with my wife for most of the day. Maybe if I'm still awake later tonight, I'll get one done.

[01:09:36]If not, we'll see you on the next one, guys. Love you, Jack. A pleasure as always.

[01:09:40]>> Always glad to be here.

[01:09:41]>> Take care. Love you. See you next time.

[01:09:43]Backcan. Go [ __ ] yourself. Bye, guys.

[01:09:46]>> Bye, everybody. You're awesome, Backan.

[01:09:48]Backcan loves my singing as much as his mom likes my I was gonna say [ __ ] and that's not that's not