Football terraces are a different species 😭⚽

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]Football terraces is the only place a 63-year-old man called Kev thinks he's prime Roy Keane. You get there peacefully, scarf on, pie in hand, then some bloke three rows behind starts shouting, "Shoot!"

[00:00:15]>> [screaming] >> He's 47 yards out, Kev.

[00:00:20]Also, every terrace has that dad.

[00:00:23]"Linesman, you've ruined my weekend!"

[00:00:27]Mate, it's under-12s football at Stoke.

[00:00:31]Then, your team [music] nearly scores, and some random stranger is hugging you like you've just stormed the beaches.

[00:00:37]But, the second you concede, everyone turns into tactical experts.

[00:00:44]"Should have changed formation. The keeper is useless. I said this in August."

[00:00:48]Football terraces are basically [music] a group of sessions for angry men and absolute [ __ ] psychopaths.

[00:00:56]I'll see you next Saturday.