People that are really into customer service are weird

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]work in retail.

[00:00:02]That's cuz I'm a joke. I work in retail.

[00:00:04]All right. I scan y'all's barcodes.

[00:00:06]Okay. You're welcome. You're welcome.

[00:00:10]I'm a sales associate. The other day, this customer left me a really good review. People that are really into good customer service are weird to me. I'm like, they're a little too enthusiastic about the whole servant dynamic.

[00:00:24]Anytime someone tells you that you have to go somewhere because the service is really good, that person wants to own other human beings. That's that's what that means.

[00:00:34]That's quite a theme to tackle for me. I understand that that but I but I also am pushing 40 and work in retail. So, you know, so I'm probably in and I'm white, so I probably am racist at that point. That's all right.

[00:00:50]Trash. Discuss discusser gave me a five out of five star review. Last time someone gave me a gold star was in kindergarten. I outlined my hand. I drew a turkey. My kindergarten teacher gave me a gold star. I gave it to my mommy.

[00:01:02]Sometimes I'll say something stupid and one of my friends will ironically give me a golden star because adults don't give other adults gold stars.

[00:01:12]Going around giving people in the service industry, adults, other adults gold stars publicly for good character is insane. That's an insane thing to do.

[00:01:21]That's Who the [ __ ] are you? Who the [ __ ] are you to make that call? And then the balls on that. Who the [ __ ] are you?

[00:01:31]I want everyone to know that I think that this person has good character.

[00:01:36]Who the [ __ ] are you? Also, no one knows you and no one knows me.

[00:01:42]It's like here. Hey, did you hear it?

[00:01:44]The guy I never met said also that cashier I also never met is a good guy.

[00:01:48]Who gives a [ __ ] There's no context.

[00:01:55]>> And of course, I gave you good customer service. What's my alternative? To live out of my car in the winter again.

[00:02:04]And you know that as a customer that the only reason why I'm being nice to you is cuz I need money for food and and house.

[00:02:12]So, why do we have this whole little pervy subdom? This whole little subdom back and forth cosplay, super pervy little gay back and forth.

[00:02:23]Can't you see I'm 37 years old?

[00:02:26]Can't you see I have health insurance? I share a toilet with my floor.

[00:02:32]Women won't [ __ ] me cuz they want their friends to find out that they [ __ ] the cashier.

[00:02:36]Can't you see I ruined my life?

[00:02:39]HOW ABOUT YOU GET your [ __ ] and you get the [ __ ] out? How about that system?

[00:02:44]You know the system where you come in and get your [ __ ] and then you get the [ __ ] out.

[00:02:50]Anyone that goes around potentially affecting the livelihood of a cashier that they briefly met is a piece of dog [ __ ] Okay. Whenever you see their name, there should be five dog [ __ ] emojis covered in brown.

[00:03:05]I got a minute left. All right.

[00:03:10]This is some therapy. Sorry, I was it was a lot to take.