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[00:01:42][music] >> [music] [music] >> Hello everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

[00:01:59]>> Hey, >> thank you so much for joining us today.

[00:02:02]My name is James Petra Gallo. I'm here with my co-host.

[00:02:05]>> I'm Jimmy Wisman.

[00:02:06]>> We are going to hear more complaints from people that we don't care about about places we don't even want to go.

[00:02:12]It's awesome. I love it. Oh, I love it so much. So, let's get into it. Before we do, real quick, uh, head over to shut upandgmemmerder.com if you want any of the merchandise, any things like that.

[00:02:23]Also, you can check out our other two shows, Crime in Sports and Smalltown Murder, which you can also watch on Netflix. So, >> do that and hang out with us all the time. You can hang out with us all week.

[00:02:33]Uh, but right now, let's go hang out at Taco Bell.

[00:02:36]>> Oh my.

[00:02:37]>> We're heading on back to the bell here.

[00:02:39]Uh, this is the Taco Bell at 8340 West 41st Street in Sou Falls, South Dakota.

[00:02:45]To give you a refresher, we just did a few of them at the end of the show last week. This is the Taco Bell with 2.2 stars on Google.

[00:02:52]>> Everybody out tacos this bell.

[00:02:54]>> Wow, this is [ __ ] insane. Um, okay.

[00:02:58]Let's start out with Matthew with one star. All right. Food was completely unprepared. I don't know what that means. Just like a shell and then a pile of meat and a little bit of lettuce.

[00:03:08]Then you >> treat you like fajitas.

[00:03:09]>> You put it together yourself. Um, and I was missing items off my order.

[00:03:14]>> Chalupa was harder than a rock.

[00:03:16]>> Well, it's a rock. That's actually the new rock chalupa they're making now.

[00:03:19]It's a >> totally new item. You know, >> it's made out of granite.

[00:03:24]>> It's on the temporary menu. You know, whatever. Uh, staff was extremely unfriendly. Called them to ask for a refund. Already submitted a claim to corporate. A claim.

[00:03:36]>> Listen, that's on you. go to Taco Bell, you're assuming risk.

[00:03:39]>> Every time >> you're assuming risk. You're here's the things that can go wrong. You might get it to where you take a bite and all the meat falls out of the shell in the bottom. It might be cold. It might be smashed. It could make you sick.

[00:03:51]>> Or it might not even be what you want, but you're taking that risk when you do it.

[00:03:54]>> Yeah. All of the all of your order will not be in there.

[00:03:57]>> No. And there might be extra [ __ ] you didn't want.

[00:04:00]>> Also, cinnamon twist that you have no interest in.

[00:04:03]>> If you got it in the drive-thru, it's definitely not the whole order.

[00:04:07]Uh if you got it in the store, you might get 90% of it. But the good news is the counter is right there.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah. Well, you can look at it and go, "Well, I'm missing this." And they go, "Well, yeah, obviously." As we'll find out. If you're It's in a bag. It's a little more complicated. As we'll find out here, >> he said, "Uh, I don't know how you can mess up a simple Taco Bell order." Well, >> wow.

[00:04:25]>> They do it all the time. So, uh, there you go. And they show a I think that's a chalupa with like a dent in it.

[00:04:33]>> I don't even know. Um, here is JJH with one star. A tablespoon of meat in my taco along with a pinch of shredded lettuce and a tablespoon of lettuce. How do you make a table that's a >> that's not a unit of measurement for lettuce. A tablespoon.

[00:04:49][laughter] >> I've gotten Taco Bell tacos before that I was like, are they is this a joke?

[00:04:53]Like >> Oh, yeah.

[00:04:54]>> Where there's just like >> seven, eight pieces. Yeah. It's literally half an inch of [ __ ] in the bottom of the shell. I'm like, come on.

[00:05:01]What do we What do we >> four shreds of cheese? You're like, "No, that's not right. What's happening?"

[00:05:05]>> Um, they can't be serious. Asked for hot sauce and was given nine packets for one taco. Why the heck would I need that many packets? This place is awful.

[00:05:15]>> Well, you probably got all mine cuz I often times I tell them an exact number now.

[00:05:20]>> Well, like if you do like Door Dash, I'll just do you can get 15 and I'll do 15 cuz you know you're not getting that many. So, I don't know how many I'm >> and then we all have a we all have a gallon Ziploc bag of Taco Bell sauces too in our house which I have. Mine's just the top drawer of [clears throat] or the top pocket in my fridge. It's just full of condiments from wherever.

[00:05:39]>> I have them organized. I have one for Taco Bell. I have one that's ketchup.

[00:05:44]And then I have one that's Chinese food [ __ ] like soy sauce and duck sauce packets and [ __ ] >> Mine just all mixed together and the all in separate bags. It's ridiculous.

[00:05:54]>> My top right drawer is is uh >> we all have them.

[00:05:57]>> Lemon juices and butters and and >> and then it's your fridge junk drawer.

[00:06:01]That's what it is. You keep >> the top drawers are just full of random [ __ ] >> Random ass >> that I keep cold for no reason.

[00:06:08][laughter] >> Yeah. Just just Well, it keeps it keeps longer then.

[00:06:13]>> I suppose. I don't know.

[00:06:14]>> That's when you grow up poor. That's what I do, too. I'll save these till the end of time. I don't care if they're moldy. I'll use them. It's free Taco Bell sauce. Oh my god.

[00:06:22]>> Yeah.

[00:06:22]>> Like you grow up during the depression for [ __ ] sake.

[00:06:24]>> Do you have batteries in your vegetable drawer? [laughter] >> [ __ ] yeah.

[00:06:28]>> Yeah.

[00:06:29]>> Yeah. Where else would Yeah. my batteries [laughter] go.

[00:06:32]>> I collect I keep all sorts of [ __ ] I don't need.

[00:06:35]>> Somebody told me years ago that if you keep them cold they last forever.

[00:06:39]>> Uh I don't know. So that's what I do.

[00:06:41][clears throat] Fingers crossed it's can't hurt. I figure right.

[00:06:44]>> I've never put a d a battery in anything and it didn't work. So there's >> there you go. I mean they were new but still you never know. It might have been the fridge. [laughter] >> The picture of this taco too. It looks like to be fair two tablespoons of meat.

[00:06:58]>> Okay. But it's it goes up about an inch into the shell. Like it's broken in half and there's like a maybe I could count the shreds of of cheese. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine. There's about 16 shreds of of cheddar, >> which isn't enough cheddar. And then a little bit of lettuce. More than a tablespoon of lettuce, by the way, to be fair.

[00:07:17]>> That's still not enough.

[00:07:18]>> Not enough lettuce, though. Yeah. The side view of it is the funniest thing you've ever seen, though. It's just [laughter] so It'll be on social media section.

[00:07:26]>> It's just so low. It doesn't even come an inch up in the taco. It's just a shell.

[00:07:32]>> It's very sad.

[00:07:33]>> I don't know if I don't know if that's There is a There is a layer or a level of the lettuce and cheese that I want it to be at too because if it's >> Yeah.

[00:07:41]>> o an overabundance. It's a [ __ ] to get sauce in there.

[00:07:44]>> Exactly. Then you have like the the supremes you have to like you have to peel the shell back and kind of put it in the side otherwise it's just all on top and falls off falls off the tomatoes when they fall off.

[00:07:54]>> So Jason one star. This is hands down the weirdest Taco Bell I've ever experienced. Weirdest >> weirdest. All they sell is hamburgers.

[00:08:02]It's strange. I've never been to a Taco Bell like this.

[00:08:04]>> It's consistently out of ingredients and tortillas and such. Isn't that an ingredient?

[00:08:09]>> That's Yep.

[00:08:10]>> Sort of. Um, long wait times in a Wednesday afternoon.

[00:08:15]>> On, you mean?

[00:08:16]>> Uh, I mean on, but they don't. They set in. [laughter] >> The employees are nice, but my family is convinced it's haunted. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Okay, >> now there's ghosts.

[00:08:27]>> When did ghosts ever get involved? I've heard a lot of Taco Bell complaints.

[00:08:31]Diarrhea. So, never heard of ghosts as the reason why >> the Yeah.

[00:08:35]>> And this person has 182 Google reviews.

[00:08:38]So, I really want to dive into this person.

[00:08:41]>> You got to believe them >> further, I suppose. So, um I either believe them 100% or not at all when they have that many reviews. One of the two. Nate one star. Food is cold most of the time. That's Taco Bell. And the order has not been right the last four times we've gone. Oh, perfect. You're getting the corp. That's what corporate says is the experience. They should put that on commercials.

[00:09:02]>> The authentic Taco Bell experience.

[00:09:05]>> I strongly recommend going to McDonald's 50 ft away or Taco John's less than a mile east of this location. If I could give zero stars, >> I would.

[00:09:15]>> I would. Thank you. And >> I also recommend if there's a Taco John's nearby, go there.

[00:09:20]>> Go there. And [laughter] okay, this is a funny story. A little sidetrack. We were drive driving from St. Louis to Chicago for a show.

[00:09:28]>> Yeah.

[00:09:30]>> Yes. Cuz it was in the middle of Illinois farmland is where we got this >> and we stopped for gas and um the driver guy that we had ate like a weird uh gas station sandwich that comes in the hard plastic cases like on white bread.

[00:09:44]>> Like a chicken salad sandwich on white bread.

[00:09:47]>> Bizarre choice. Yeah. And we made it even more bizarre choice to get tacos on the road cuz Taco John's you had had in Colorado when you were a little kid.

[00:09:56]>> I miss it. So they used to have Taco John used to be like uh like a little beach guy, but he was like in a sombrero and and Mexican clothes, but he's like skiing or whatever. So you'd have that on like a little plastic cup. But there the soda was always incredible. And the tacos were always edible. Like you never ate it and were like gross. Yeah, they're not authentic tacos. They're not anything like that, but they're [ __ ] good. And their hot sauce is good. Their hot sauce is delicious.

[00:10:24]>> That's what makes it terrific is the Taco John's hot sauce.

[00:10:28]>> I enjoy I had three I enjoyed all three of those [ __ ] tacos and didn't even get sick before Chicago. We had another four hours in that. That wasn't bad.

[00:10:35]>> I love Taco John. Stood in the middle of a parking lot being the cleanest people at the gas station. Everybody showing up going, "Who are those [ __ ] with soap?

[00:10:44]>> [laughter] >> Look at these laundry doing [ __ ] And by the way, it was right next to a laundromat, which made it even more ironic that everyone that pulled up was covered in dust, dirt, mud, muck, whatever you want to call it.

[00:10:56]>> Covered in the earth, basically.

[00:10:58]Whatever the earth has shot at them, they were covered in and every >> Was it Indiana or Illinois?

[00:11:03]>> It was Illinois cuz we went from St. Louis to Chicago.

[00:11:05]>> Okay.

[00:11:06]>> Yeah. So, Southern Illinois uh farm field people were judging us hard >> hard judging us and our driver who clearly was not from here.

[00:11:15]>> Look at these rich [ __ ] upwards of eight tacos.

[00:11:19]>> Yeah, look at these guys. They bought four 450 worth of tacos there cuz they were on sale and everything. Um all right, next up, one star from Ian whose profile picture is Carrot Top. So, >> I believe him then.

[00:11:32]>> Now I believe him. I was hopeful when they opened. Hopeful. Hopeful. This one is way easier to get in and out of than the other ones, and it's close to my house. It has easily become the worst one in town. Oh boy. I waited in the drive-thru for breakfast for 5 to 10 minutes for someone to take my order, which no one did. Are they even open for breakfast? I don't know. I've never been to Taco Bell that hour.

[00:11:55]>> I think they do do doodoo. Uh they have a breakfast menu.

[00:11:59]>> Yeah, it's doodoo. That's what it's called.

[00:12:01]>> Yeah, they do.

[00:12:02]>> They do.

[00:12:03]>> Uh they have a breakfast menu, but I don't know. I don't know what's on it cuz I'm I >> They don't open for breakfast. I feel like they don't even open. Like it's a menu. They put it up there so people look at it and it makes them feel nice.

[00:12:12]But they're like just open at 11:00.

[00:12:14]That's when people No one's coming before that. No one.

[00:12:16]>> All they serve those like uh Cinnabon Cinnabals. [laughter] That's their breakfast.

[00:12:21]>> I eventually had to leave so I wasn't late for work. This in addition to the cold soggy food I've received the other times I visited. Next time I'll go to the one that's far from my house. At least then I'll get good food. But they they do give the atmosphere a four somehow.

[00:12:37]>> Great feeling.

[00:12:38]>> I mean, well, he likes ghosts. That's why he's just real into the supernatural.

[00:12:43]>> Uh Stacy, one star, all caps with I couldn't begin to account count.

[00:12:48]Basically an entire line of >> exclamation points, maybe 30. Okay.

[00:12:54]>> All caps. The worst Taco Bell in Sou Falls.

[00:12:58]>> Exclamation points. South love all caps Taco Bell as much as the next person, >> which is usually not that much.

[00:13:07]>> No. [laughter] >> So, um, but this location is all caps hot garbage.

[00:13:13]>> Oh, and it's hot.

[00:13:14]>> Hot garbage. Steaming flies.

[00:13:17]>> Yeah.

[00:13:17]>> Literal gradea trash. People know that this review is not based on one experience. It's several more than I'd care to admit. She's embarrassed how many times she's been >> [ __ ] screwed over by Taco Bell. It's uh the food is cold, soggy, and tastes like the crew wants you to hate it.

[00:13:37]>> I'm not I'm not the type to write reviews, but this place is so bad that others need to be warned.

[00:13:45]>> Oh, warned. Do better 41st and Ellis.

[00:13:48]Those are the cross streets. You're a major disappointment for the And I didn't know this existed. for the Taco Bell community. [laughter] What the [ __ ] is the Taco Bell community, everybody?

[00:14:02]>> Anybody out there? No. Are you a member?

[00:14:04]Do we have any members of the Taco Bell community?

[00:14:06]>> Bellheads are furious.

[00:14:08]>> Wow. Stale tortillas, soggy shells, cold meat, rotten produce, not to mention the constant missing ingredients in your offer in your order. You should be ashamed.

[00:14:19]Hang your heads. Taco Bell.

[00:14:21]>> Shame.

[00:14:22]>> Shame. Joseph one star. Oh, what a gourmet feast I had tonight.

[00:14:28]>> What?

[00:14:28]>> This is sarcasm.

[00:14:30]>> Yeah.

[00:14:30]>> I decided to indulge in a crunch wrap, which surprise surprise was packed with a whopping two teaspoons of meat.

[00:14:39]>> Everybody's got this measurement.

[00:14:40]>> Yeah. With Everybody's measuring meat and lettuce in the wrong measurements.

[00:14:44]You don't measure those in spoons.

[00:14:46]That's weird.

[00:14:49]>> Can I get a teaspoon of meat?

[00:14:52]Let me get a tablespoon of lettuce.

[00:14:54]Nobody says that. [laughter] >> It's usually like a half a cup, right?

[00:14:57]Or >> half a cup, a pinch, a grab, a thing. I don't know what the [ __ ] >> Uh, the hard shell taco was basically a meat-free zone. It was [laughter] the [ __ ] It was just like a fancy pastry. The taco shell is not a pastry, by the way. That's not what that is.

[00:15:15][laughter] >> A shitty corn tortilla from a box.

[00:15:18]>> Is a fancy pastry. a fancy pastry with a tiny crumb of beef inside. We went as far as buying two hard shell tacos. And guess what? They each had a measly tablespoon of meat. Cold, of course, because warmth is overrated.

[00:15:35]To crown this culinary masterpiece, I ordered a Pepsi, which arrived iceless and sparkling with the effervescent flatness of a drink that clearly lost its purpose in life.

[00:15:46]>> Just say [clears throat] it was flat.

[00:15:47]Just say they gave me a flat Pepsi. You [ __ ] flowery.

[00:15:50]>> Iceless.

[00:15:51]>> Yeah.

[00:15:52]>> No ice. Who delivers a no ice Pepsi?

[00:15:55]>> They hand it to me and it doesn't go.

[00:15:58]I think you forgot something here.

[00:16:00]>> A lot of times I'll be like, "More ice.

[00:16:02]Keep going."

[00:16:02]>> That's fine.

[00:16:03]>> When you think I'm going to be upset at you, put another scoop.

[00:16:06]>> Yeah, that's one more.

[00:16:08]>> That's where I fine >> cuz the soda's this [ __ ] big. I'm not going to drink all that soda. No way.

[00:16:13]>> Fill it. Yeah. Give me about 12 oz a can's worth of soda is really all I want in there. The rest of >> If I can hammer 32 oz of Pepsi.

[00:16:21]>> I can't drink that much Pepsi.

[00:16:23]>> That's crazy. That's so much >> in a day. I can't drink that much Pepsi.

[00:16:26]>> Really? I used to drink [ __ ] five of them in a day. But >> Wow.

[00:16:29]>> Yeah. When I was >> soda, but >> and I was working outside.

[00:16:32][clears throat] That's how I would get my water from the ice.

[00:16:34]>> Wow. Oh, from like a Circle K one.

[00:16:37]>> Yeah.

[00:16:38]>> I probably had liver damage or something from that for a while. Probably >> I definitely had ulcers.

[00:16:44]>> I I have a soda for I'll have it for like six hours. Like a can of soda. Like I just I don't know. I sip at it. I don't really drink it that much. But I like >> Coke right this second that I've had for [ __ ] 3 hours.

[00:16:55]>> Yeah. Yeah. This Pepsi I opened it, I think. [laughter] >> This Pepsi I have was my morning coffee and it's [ __ ] evening now.

[00:17:04]>> Um Okay. Um this place should be shut down faster than you can say full service restaurant. Oh god.

[00:17:11]>> Give me an MRE any day. I'm done with these gourmet disappointments, dude.

[00:17:16]>> What?

[00:17:17]>> Okay, first of all, Taco Bell's better than any M you're going to get. Number one, >> sure.

[00:17:21]>> And number two, this is not Nothing about Taco Bell is or has ever been purported to be gourmet.

[00:17:27]>> Never.

[00:17:28]>> It's literally fast food tacos.

[00:17:30]>> Is this what he thought?

[00:17:31]>> He I done with these gourmet dis like he expected to go in and it would be Morton's and it's not. It's Taco Bell.

[00:17:38]>> Wild. Um, all right. Liam one star ordered a grilled cheese burrito. No fiesta strips, no chipotle sauce. They ran out of meat and when I got it, it still had the strips. Well, they had to fill something in where the meat should be. I guess >> we got to put some fill in here.

[00:17:53]Otherwise, it's just a hot tortilla.

[00:17:55]>> Oh, I returned it and it had Chipotle sauce on it. When my friend ordered the same thing, his had guacamole on it.

[00:18:02][laughter] Two exact orders and made completely differently. Okay, that's hilarious.

[00:18:06]What's yours got on it?

[00:18:08]>> [laughter] >> Everybody take a bibble and go. Is that it? Is that not it? All right, >> we'll try again next time. The Chipotle sauce is so gross, by the way. It's like a It's like a barbecue sauce with cheese. It's so gross.

[00:18:23]>> It's It's a mayonnaise base, right?

[00:18:24]That's why >> I don't know. I've tried it and I >> feel like it's a mayonnaise base.

[00:18:28]>> Anything that has it in it, I just won't order it. It's >> like gross.

[00:18:31]>> No, I don't like it at all. It is gross.

[00:18:33]I've had it once by accident and it came on something and I was like, h I don't like that. Whatever that is, Brad one star. Absolutely disgusting inside for a brand new facility. The bathrooms had so much crud all over.

[00:18:46]>> Yikes.

[00:18:47]>> Taco Bell bathroom crud is real.

[00:18:50]>> That's what is that? Is that beans that from the from the workers on their shoes?

[00:18:55]>> Beans and and and sour cream. I don't know what's going on there. Eery area was very dirty and tables not being cleaned off. Staff not attentive at all.

[00:19:04]Won't go back to that place. afraid of getting food poison. Not poisoned. Food poison.

[00:19:10]>> Food poison.

[00:19:10]>> Um, that's a that's a new thing that I think we have a problem with in any restaurant that doesn't have a server.

[00:19:18]They do not give a [ __ ] Like I guess that's all fast food, right?

[00:19:22]>> They don't care. They're not getting paid. They're getting paid [ __ ] They're getting treated horribly and they pass that on to you. They pass that savings on to you. Yeah. There's a place by me that's like a sandwich soup place. Uh and their tables are [ __ ] terrible.

[00:19:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz nobody's working for tips.

[00:19:40]>> Yeah. And nobody's walking up to your They expect you to >> Yeah.

[00:19:44]>> do what you're supposed to do and nobody does.

[00:19:46]>> They're not getting paid [ __ ] which sucks. That's the thing.

[00:19:48]>> You know what I think else? I think Americans got a big [ __ ] problem with getting the food in their goddamn face.

[00:19:54]>> Oh yeah. We're slopp [ __ ] everywhere.

[00:19:56]And then no one cleans up after themselves ever cuz they're [ __ ] pigs.

[00:20:00]>> Um, Natalie one star. This is hilarious.

[00:20:03]Some of the staff have no customer service.

[00:20:05]>> I was literally told, quote, "Well, yesterday we were nice." As a reason [laughter] to why as a reason to why I wasn't allowed to get something I ordered all the time. I don't know. We were we all we used up all our nice yesterday is a [ __ ] crazy thing to tell.

[00:20:20]>> Nice on Tuesday. Welcome.

[00:20:23]>> Welcome to Wednesday.

[00:20:24]>> Good god. Take that. You should see Thursdays. You don't want to be here on Thursdays. Boy, we are mean. That's when we just throw [ __ ] at you. We don't even put We just throw meat and a shell at you and go there, [ __ ] Catch.

[00:20:36]>> Don't you dare come around on [ __ ] yourself Friday.

[00:20:39]>> Oh, forget about it. Suck my dick.

[00:20:42]Saturday is even worse. You don't want to be here for that.

[00:20:45]>> And we close on Sunday. It's the Lord's Day.

[00:20:47]>> It's the Lord's day, obviously. Uh Shell one star. They forgot the potato part of my spicy potato tacos. Seriously? It's got a spicy dog.

[00:20:57]>> Seems like a problem. Just a spicy soft shell there. Um, change one star.

[00:21:04]Betty, bad ser. I think they mean pretty, but they wrote Betty.

[00:21:07]>> Betty bad service. No put napkins. No put sausage. Okay, this person >> saying out of this one.

[00:21:13]>> This person doesn't speak a lot of English, I don't think. Nothing. The food is almost out of paper. [laughter] >> Huh? Okay. I didn't know Taco Bell.

[00:21:24]Well, there's not a sausage in a Taco Bell that I know of, by the way. I don't know they have any sausage. So, Betty, bad service. No put napkins. No put sausage. Separate sentence. Nothing. The food is almost out of paper.

[00:21:39]I never go back. I [snorts] don't recommend it.

[00:21:42]>> I think it means no sauces. And maybe this is text to talk >> or talk to text. No sauces. And it said sausage. I think they tried to spell it with an S cuz they're not from here and it corrected to sausage.

[00:21:57]>> Or they just sausage, not sauces or that. That's true, too.

[00:22:00]>> Everything's out of favor. Meaning a bunch of things are falling out of the rappers.

[00:22:04]>> Yeah, Betty Bad is >> Betty Bad. [laughter] Yeah, that's what >> he said. Uh, Betty Bad. Yeah, he said Betty Bad. We all know that >> sausage. [laughter] >> Yeah, we all know like whatever the I don't even know what the accent is.

[00:22:18]Whatever. You know, Johnny Quest villain accent. back and just like uh so Bill one star everything I ordered was wrong and I just I this I'm only put this on here for this one little thing everything I ordered was wrong period lol [laughter] why that cracked me up 4:00 in the morning I'm laughing my ass off at that I don't know why [laughter] why is that [clears throat] an LOL oh man and then finally Thomas one star crappy service not polite at manager was very rude at manager. [laughter] >> Manager.

[00:22:53]>> In case in case this ats them, I want them to know I hate them.

[00:22:57]>> All right, let's get the [ __ ] out of Taco Bell. I'm thoroughly grossed out by their crudfilled bathroom here.

[00:23:02]>> Bad service, Betty. Bad.

[00:23:04]>> What do you say? You want to rock gaze?

[00:23:07]>> Whatever. [laughter] >> We're going to rock gaze. We're going to go to the Franklin Mineral Museum Incorporated.

[00:23:14]>> Um, which looks like a sad little brick building.

[00:23:17]>> Where is it? This is at 32 Evans Street in Franklin, New Jersey.

[00:23:22]>> What's Franklin Mint? Is that from there, too?

[00:23:25]>> That's what I was just going to say.

[00:23:26]Does this have anything to do with the Franklin Mint? But I don't think so.

[00:23:30]>> That's a That's like a company.

[00:23:31]>> Where the hell is it? That's the Bradford Exchange.

[00:23:35]>> No, no, it's different. That's going to be [ __ ] >> This is just a little brick building in somewhere in New Jersey that has rocks in it. It's kind of >> Franklin Mint was found What? Joseph Seagull. Okay. It's in Pennsylvania.

[00:23:46]It's in >> Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't matter.

[00:23:48]>> Pennsylvania has a Waw Wa Pennsylvania.

[00:23:50]>> That's probably what it's named after, >> I guess. So, >> I don't know.

[00:23:54]>> Would you like to read reviews about the Franklin Mint?

[00:23:56]>> I would love to know everything about it because this >> the Franklin Mint has [ __ ] nothing to do with it.

[00:24:01]>> No.

[00:24:02]>> Uh, so Franklin Mineral Museum, Inc.

[00:24:05]science museum with exhibits spotlighting the geology and history of the area's zinc mines.

[00:24:11]>> Wow.

[00:24:11]>> Okay. This is uh 4.7 stars out of almost 400 reviews. So well reviewed. Seems like a place you'd go if you're interested in rocks.

[00:24:21]>> Yeah, >> you should go here and it'd be five stars, I would imagine. Right.

[00:24:24]>> Be blown away. Yeah, >> probably not, though. Uh, let's find out. Charlie, five stars.

[00:24:28]>> Mhm.

[00:24:29]>> Lots of educational fun, familyfriendly.

[00:24:32]I would There's not just chicks shoving rocks up their twot. Then >> it's not It's not just a Only fan set.

[00:24:38]>> It is the filthiest rock museum in America. Let me tell you something.

[00:24:42]Don't bring the kids.

[00:24:43]>> Good news. My 8-year-old knows where the clitoris is. [laughter] >> That's great. There was a whole exhibit on it.

[00:24:49]>> There was a rock you could flick [laughter] to simulate.

[00:24:52]>> It was a geode with a button real high.

[00:24:55]>> Yeah, real real smooth. It's nice. Oh, Christ. Um, yeah. Here we go. Uh, interesting for all age groups. And you get to take home some luminescent rocks, too. Highly recommended. And there's pictures of luminescent rocks.

[00:25:11]>> Rocks that glow under lights. Yeah.

[00:25:13]>> Um, uh, Alic Alicha, Alicia, L I or I'm sorry, A L I C J A >> Alicia.

[00:25:22]>> What?

[00:25:22]>> Never heard that one before. Um, >> that's a [ __ ] way to spell Alicia. Hi, Alicia with a J. [ __ ] where?

[00:25:28]>> I was going to say, huh? Is it silent in the front? What are you talking about?

[00:25:33][laughter] I would I would think it was before the A and it's silent.

[00:25:37]>> Espanol. What are you talking about?

[00:25:38][laughter] >> It's Halisha, actually. The way you really say >> uh four stars. The only thing that would have made it better is if they offered you a hammer for the rocks. Destroy them while you're there.

[00:25:50]>> Beat on these.

[00:25:51]>> You don't get to beat them up. That's not part of it.

[00:25:55]>> They made it a prison camp.

[00:25:56]>> Yeah. They allow you to bring in whatever you need to hound. What is hound?

[00:26:01]>> I don't know.

[00:26:02]>> You get two pounds free of rocks. I guess2 free with the $20 adult admission then it's $2 a pound.

[00:26:14]>> Okay.

[00:26:14]>> Huh.

[00:26:16]I guess if you pay I'm very confused.

[00:26:20]>> You get two pounds free and then it's two bucks a pound. So you get $4 worth of rocks for free.

[00:26:25]>> I I suppose so. Either that or they're saying that with that you get two pound and $20 is $2 a pound which is not true.

[00:26:32]That would be4 I don't know what the going on. I guess it's $4 for uh $4 worth of rocks, but then $16 of admission.

[00:26:40]>> Maybe $20 gets you or Yeah, maybe on top of that. Or if you I don't know what the [ __ ] Um >> I don't know. R gives it three stars due to how long due to how the tour guide was with the students.

[00:26:53]>> She was an older lady. Clearly no patience.

[00:26:56]>> Oh yeah.

[00:26:57]>> How many stars? Two.

[00:26:58]>> Three.

[00:26:59]>> Oh, >> an old lady at the rock museum is probably not going to be the most fun, outgoing It's going to be the old lady from uh Billy Madison that's just wandering around going, "Is anybody listening to me?"

[00:27:09]>> Yeah. Or the babysitter from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. The one that died.

[00:27:13]>> Very boring.

[00:27:14]>> Yeah. Ingga. Three stars.

[00:27:17]>> Great place for discovering never be or never seen before minerals and fossils before. Okay. But we were rushed out of the place when it was closing time as if we were not paying customers.

[00:27:28]>> Well, it's closing timed. Yeah. Doesn't matter whether you pay or not. We if you were not paying customers, they'd have kicked you out before [ __ ] closing time. You >> probably would have gotten in.

[00:27:37]>> That's exactly right. We got there at 3:10 p.m. and not warned that they close at 400 p.m. Did you check the website?

[00:27:43]>> That's a great question.

[00:27:45]>> That's a good question. At 3:45, we were told to leave. The individual who was at the front desk even tried to sell us their most expensive all-in-one pack that would have taken hours to go through. Obviously, he didn't want to be honest with us about their closing time and just wanted money for me and my three children. Very sad, lady. It's a [ __ ] building full of rocks, you know, like you're acting like this is a >> they're not turning anyone away. I went to the uh World Trade Center Museum and I got there an hour before closing and they were like, "Look, this takes a long time to go through." I was like, "I'll hurry." And they're like, "You better run." [laughter] >> Yeah. I mean, >> and that's what I did. I didn't see it if you want. Yeah. You just Oh, there's that. Okay. They all look bloody shoe.

[00:28:26]Oh, look. A fire truck. Huh? There's the antenna. Got to go.

[00:28:29]>> Big Ben Parliament. [laughter] >> That's all it is. Big Ben Parliament.

[00:28:33]>> It was nuts.

[00:28:34]>> Two stars from Robert. Two stars, mind you. Great collection of fluorescent minerals. Two stars.

[00:28:41]>> Great.

[00:28:41]>> It's great.

[00:28:42]>> Two stars.

[00:28:42]>> Two stars.

[00:28:43]>> That's how great those are. Two stars.

[00:28:45]It's boring.

[00:28:46]>> Boring. Uh Samantha, one star. I respect this business, but I just found out if you take your under two-year-old to this place, they'll make you pay, but won't let you do anything. No two under two should have to pay for anything. They're not getting any enjoyment out of anything essentially. They're useless.

[00:29:05]They're >> even Disney should be free for them to be honest. They're not going on the ride.

[00:29:09]>> No, they're just a passenger in your cart basically. They're not a [ __ ] >> You're just pushing them around all day.

[00:29:15]They're getting no joy.

[00:29:16]>> Nothing >> from this really at all. They might go when they see a firework.

[00:29:20]>> They might freak out when they see things, but it's because it's colors in a Yeah, it's costume.

[00:29:26]>> Uh they'll yell at you and they'll say your kid won't understand anything going on. Not true. Young kids are smarter than you give them credit for. Not less than two. They're not.

[00:29:35]>> No, they're not. Do you know a four-year-old has roughly the same IQ as a dog? Like a smart dog. That's a >> 2-year-old. your [ __ ] taxes, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Now cut that in half. And how dumb are they?

[00:29:47]>> Kids are [ __ ] stupid. Kids that age are st You can show them something, put it behind your hand, and then it they think it disappeared. That's how dumb they are.

[00:29:57]>> They don't understand [ __ ] >> Where'd it go? They go, I don't know.

[00:30:00][laughter] >> Kids, god damn it. And the staff will talk over and disrespect you.

[00:30:04]Unacceptable behavior. I'm telling all of my friends and family, and you'll be losing decades of potential patrons.

[00:30:12]Decades.

[00:30:13]My whole bloodline is dead to this place. [ __ ] you.

[00:30:17]>> Wow.

[00:30:18]>> All right.

[00:30:19]>> My final descendant will watch this place crumble. What a [ __ ] lunatic.

[00:30:23]>> That's a rock museum. [laughter] Imagine >> it's the rock and it's a little I guarantee you it's not that expensive.

[00:30:30]>> No, >> this person not even that fun. It's $20 for an adult, which I mean, yeah, $20 is still $20, but >> for $20, you don't expect >> How immersive of an experience do you expect for $20 is what I'm saying.

[00:30:44]>> If you give $20 to a place and expect and expect an all day event, you're out of your [ __ ] mind. You're not getting anything for $20.

[00:30:53]>> [ __ ] nuts. $20 is Yeah, that's I mean, it's 20 [ __ ] 26. You're just not getting that much for $20. Don't get anything for $20 anymore.

[00:31:03]>> No, you got to live with that, too.

[00:31:05]>> [ __ ] home.

[00:31:06]>> Stay home, [ __ ] If you don't like it. So, that's what we got going on here. $20 and uh unacceptable here. Uh forever losing decades of business.

[00:31:16]Okay. Alex, one star.

[00:31:18]>> They are not working five months out of 12. And they don't even mention it on their Google maps.

[00:31:26]I drove >> I drove entire hour just to discover they are closed.

[00:31:31]>> Entire hour.

[00:31:32]>> Entire hour. Yeah. They're probably closed during the winter.

[00:31:34]>> Mhm.

[00:31:35]>> I assume basically. Um >> finally Nick one star. So boring. Took kids for a field trip. They hated it.

[00:31:44][laughter] >> Just cuz your prick little kids didn't like it. All right, let's get out of there.

[00:31:50]>> Yeah, I'm tired of minerals. Let's get out of New Jersey and go somewhere a little more exotic. We are going to the Netherlands here.

[00:31:57]>> Oh, >> let's do it. Let's get on a plane and we're going overseas here to the Guda Cheese Experience.

[00:32:05]>> Is that where it's from?

[00:32:06]>> Well, this is Whoa. The town is Gouda.

[00:32:10]So, yeah. So it must be Yeah, >> it's uh I can't agit 10 strat 21, 2801 GZ Guda, Netherlands.

[00:32:22]>> Yeah, that's the that's the address.

[00:32:24]>> That's the address, the street address of it. Um it has 4.6 stars out of 3,100 reviews.

[00:32:30]>> Yeah.

[00:32:31]>> And there looks like they have like a cheesemobile parked outside, which I kind of like. That's pretty. Guda is a fun cheese cuz it's smoked and it's it's a >> goes well.

[00:32:40]It can be hard. It It's a great cheese.

[00:32:42]>> It's not bad. I'm telling you. So, let's find out what people think of the How can you [ __ ] about the cheese >> Buddha experience? Okay, >> it's the experience.

[00:32:51]>> It's funny, too. The chandeliers have like big like cheese wheels on them and [ __ ] >> Oh, >> it's pretty cool. Very cheesy. Okay, Ronald. Five stars. Super experience. A lot of great knowledge. Easy and interactive. pres presented >> fun for kids and grown-ups.

[00:33:07]>> The staff was absolutely nice and helpful and the tasting was great.

[00:33:12]>> We had coffee and I don't know what this is. B R O D J E S >> some Dutch snack. I'm going to assume >> we had coffee and a brooch.

[00:33:23]>> Yeah, and a brooch in the cafeteria which tasted good as well. So there we go. And outside there's a bunch of wooden shoes that say Gouda on them.

[00:33:32]that's sitting around the front. And they have uh >> so it's real stereotypical wooden shoes and cheese wheels here. Uh they even have a this is an piece of art that has a sunflower field, but instead of sunflowers, they're cheese wheels growing on a field.

[00:33:47]>> Cheese.

[00:33:48]>> Very cheesy. Okay. Another Ronald. Four stars. It gets very hot inside when the weather's warm.

[00:33:55]>> Yeah. Yeah. Not a lot of air conditioning in Europe generally.

[00:33:58]They're not big on that. They're just not. Um >> is that true?

[00:34:01]>> Yeah. Europe is when Americans go to Europe, they're like, "How where the [ __ ] is the air conditioning?" And they're like, "What do you mean?" Nobody >> they don't do it.

[00:34:09]>> Some places do it, but it is generally not a like most people's houses aren't air conditioned. It's not a common thing in Europe. Even in the hot countries, >> even like Italy, air conditioning isn't common. And it's [ __ ] hot in southern Italy.

[00:34:22]>> London, it gets [ __ ] 90° there.

[00:34:25]>> Not a lot of air conditioning.

[00:34:27]>> Wow.

[00:34:27]>> Not a lot of air conditioning. I mean, obviously I'm not a world traveler.

[00:34:32]>> No, no, no. But >> I've never left America apart from Mexico. [clears throat] >> It's apparently gotten uh worse because it's gotten much hotter in the last 30 years.

[00:34:42]>> Factually, it's gotten much hotter and they're, you know, people are dying over there.

[00:34:46]>> Do something about it.

[00:34:47]>> Yeah. It's just hard to retrofit it into those old places and [ __ ] like that, too.

[00:34:52]>> Mini splits.

[00:34:53]>> Yeah. It's just not the same. And I think that's what they do, too. a lot of them cuz like restaurants have to have it and stuff otherwise no one's going to sit and sweat.

[00:34:59]>> I'm going to sit here and drink [ __ ] tea and crumpets and sweat my balls off.

[00:35:03]>> Sweat my ass off while I eat [ __ ] >> bad weird [ __ ] English >> wiener. There's Everything's a wiener.

[00:35:11][laughter] >> Yeah, a banger. One of the two. A banging wiener. One of you get one of those. Um so it gets very hot. This could easily be solved by installing ceiling fans. Yeah, they're just like just get air movement. That's all they want. They're not even asking for air conditioning. It would also be nice for the staff. The staff is very friendly.

[00:35:28]Treat them better, basically. Um, Massud, three stars. It wasn't bad, but I think the experience could have been better and more interactive.

[00:35:38]You want cheese to talk to you?

[00:35:40]>> What do you want to make cheese? Takes a while.

[00:35:42]>> This isn't Chucky cheese. They're not going to get up and dance and put on a show for you.

[00:35:45]>> Animatronic mice.

[00:35:47]>> Nope. Uh, Nedlius. That's a name.

[00:35:50]Nedlius.

[00:35:51]>> Yeah.

[00:35:51]>> Two stars. The guda cheese experience would all caps be really cool if it wasn't for the tedious quote cheesemaster test they ask you while doing ask you to do while exploring the building. It breaks the immersion for what is otherwise a really cool piece of history. Cheesem test.

[00:36:11]>> Isn't that teaching you things about [ __ ] cheese?

[00:36:15]>> I think they're trying to I think it's educating you about cheese which probably >> by the end of it you're a [ __ ] cheese master bro.

[00:36:21]>> That's it. If I ever come back to this place, I will be skipping the quote experience and simply go to the restaurant portion of the building for some cheesecake and a pint. [snorts] P.S. The cheesecake is why I have increased my rating from one to two stars. [snorts] Good cheesecake.

[00:36:37]>> Cheesecake and a beer.

[00:36:39]>> That is a weird combination.

[00:36:41]>> Gross choice, >> man. You Europeans got some weird [ __ ] going on.

[00:36:45]>> Fascinating.

[00:36:46]>> Bendix.

[00:36:47]>> Uhhuh.

[00:36:48]>> Two stars. very much tailored to small children. No indepth information on the cheese making process or history of the Guda.

[00:36:57]>> The last person was complaining of the complete opposite. It was too much.

[00:37:01]>> Um, >> it sounds like you didn't get to be a cheese master.

[00:37:03]>> No. You know, I hope they give you like a little hat and a button.

[00:37:08]>> Like a little I'm a cheese master >> sticker. [ __ ] >> Yeah, like a chef's hat sh with a cheese wheel on it. One of those. Um, okay. Uh, instead of only some very fa basic facts in a series of rundown exhibition rooms, way too expensive. And on top of it, I bought some cheese in the shop afterwards, which was complete garbage.

[00:37:28]>> Bad cheese.

[00:37:30]>> Bad cheese, man. Bad cheese.

[00:37:32]>> Believe it.

[00:37:32]>> Peter, two stars. Quite interesting, but lots of reading.

[00:37:37]>> Well, we know where you're coming from.

[00:37:41]>> I wanted more cartoons explaining [ __ ] to me.

[00:37:45]My my complaint about every [ __ ] thing like like is there not like a place I can put some headphones on and hear this >> something just uh you could take guided tour possibly got stuck in >> the Negro League Museum. I I read a lot that day and I don't think I don't think I read it all correctly but I [laughter] certainly I certainly was like god damn I'm tired.

[00:38:07]>> Do you know Babe Ruth was in the Negro Leagues? What are you talking about?

[00:38:11]That's I swear I read that. I swear >> I saw the uh the Harlem Globe Trotters were in this one.

[00:38:16]>> Yeah, it's weird. I didn't expect it. I mean, sure, they came around after they shut down, but it's [laughter] >> uh they hit home runs and [ __ ] >> It's weird. Got stuck in a room waiting for ages. No way to move forward. Just eventually just retraced our steps and left.

[00:38:36]>> Mhm.

[00:38:36]>> Not interested in cheese. Um Philippa one or two stars. little information about the process of cheese making and Dutch cheese and many annoying films that don't explain a lot >> annoying films >> films [laughter] to see. They didn't make you read.

[00:38:52]>> You didn't wa You don't You're telling me you didn't watch the video because the video is going to show you them making [ __ ] cheese.

[00:39:00]>> What else could it show? Just people eating cheese, taking a bite and going, "That's pretty good cheese." And then keep going. I doubt that's the video.

[00:39:07]>> Pretty annoying. Every room I went into, I would just watch Tracy Lords get banged. I was like, "This is kitty porn."

[00:39:13]>> This is very strange. I don't expect I expect more from a house of cheese.

[00:39:21]>> What [laughter] are they doing about this?

[00:39:24]>> It's probably showing you how they do it, you [ __ ] idiot.

[00:39:28]>> I don't know what else the [ __ ] videos could possibly be about.

[00:39:31][laughter] I mean, honestly, what the [ __ ] else are they about? We had a headache afterwards. Absolutely not recommended for small children under the age of four. Our child was sick for the rest of the day.

[00:39:45]>> Oh, >> sick. Okay.

[00:39:47]>> What?

[00:39:48]>> Not sure.

[00:39:49]>> D-Day.

[00:39:50]>> They said we we had a headache. Cheese fumes.

[00:39:53]>> Well, yeah. The that filming of D-Day was filmed terribly. So, you're shaking your head a lot.

[00:39:58]>> A lot of gore. That'll make me sick, too. [laughter] >> Yeah. You know, people getting shot, dropping the camera, having to get it picked up again. It's >> tough.

[00:40:07]Uh, Rainder, two stars. Even if you pay, the expected outcome does not meet your expectations.

[00:40:15]>> I'd love to know what his expectation was.

[00:40:17]>> Even if you pay, if you don't pay, you get no expectations. So, >> yeah, you can't expect much.

[00:40:23]>> No. Uh, wanderlust one star. It's not an experience. In quotes, you will not all caps see a real cheesem process there.

[00:40:33]It's all plastic. all caps with three exclamation points. And they show rows of shelved cheese wheels.

[00:40:41]>> And they say that's all plastic >> apparently. Um I went there expecting to see the real cheese making process. It's all a plastic cheese experience until the end of the tour where you will get few cubes of cheese to taste. I am sure YouTube can get you more info than this and would be more entertaining.

[00:41:00]>> Well, do that and then go sample the cheese. They've got it. That's not plastic cheese.

[00:41:06]>> It's the wrappers are plastic. They put it in that like that wax plastic [ __ ] That's what a wheel comes in to protect it.

[00:41:12]>> I think cuz he's showing shelves of it.

[00:41:14]I I can't imagine why they would have a cheese storage room filled with fake cheese in a place [ __ ] and they make cheese. It's that's indisputable here.

[00:41:23]>> Have you seen a cheese wheel cut with like that wire piece?

[00:41:26]>> It looks amazing.

[00:41:28]>> Yeah. You're like, "Oh boy, look at that."

[00:41:29]>> Yeah. And you know that whatever's around the outside is keeping it from touching things or contaminating the goddamn cheese.

[00:41:36]>> [ __ ] yeah. Those big ones of parmesano reano. [ __ ] >> they [ __ ] saw it in half. Oh, I want to taste the middle. Just the very middle.

[00:41:43]>> Yeah, buddy. Give me some of that. Uh Jonathan, one star. Absolutely terrible.

[00:41:49]>> Oh, just a bunch of tacky plastic displays. This person plastic, too.

[00:41:53]>> It may be plastic.

[00:41:55]>> Maybe it is. €16 each just to taste a couple of cubes of cheese and watch some stupid cartoons.

[00:42:01]>> Oh, >> you're trapped and can't even get out quick once you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

[00:42:06]>> Whoa. The quote special prize is a 10% discount in the already overpriced gift shop. Save your money.

[00:42:14]>> Wow. And there's a special prize and they go 10% off.

[00:42:18]>> 10% off. You think this is basically like you go to Gouda to see some Guda and get some Gouda and that's all it is.

[00:42:25]If you went >> parmesan Italy, you would expect the parm. Yeah. If you went to Parma, you'd expect the Parmesan is what I meant.

[00:42:33]Yeah.

[00:42:33]>> Is is uh mozzarella. Is that from Buffalo? Is that an American cheese?

[00:42:37]>> No. No. It's Buffalo mozzarella >> that that you get at the store is not That's not mozzarella. I mean, that's [ __ ] rubber.

[00:42:44]>> It's right. It's bad.

[00:42:45]>> That's [ __ ] rubber. It's you got you got to in the cheese. You have to [ __ ] >> when they twist it in the bag and then that's >> well they have to like turn it over a whole bunch of times and get it in this ball shape and there's a whole process.

[00:42:58]>> Vinegar is what does that what what gets it to the water anyway. Yeah, that's that's it's cheese.

[00:43:06]>> That's [ __ ] incredible. I love it.

[00:43:07]And I love a parmesan. The parmesan reo, the real [ __ ] sharp stuff.

[00:43:13]>> Oh, it's so [ __ ] good with some wine or something. Good [ __ ] >> Or bara. Barata's crazy. Barata's not bad, too. Oh, I [ __ ] rock some bara.

[00:43:21]Love a barata.

[00:43:21]>> I'll eat the whole [ __ ] ball.

[00:43:23]>> It's good. Justin one star. We left after the second area. They use the word quote experience here.

[00:43:31]>> Mhm.

[00:43:31]>> If you like colon, not if you like colon, that would be weird. If you like and then >> you like it, I'll bend over.

[00:43:38]>> Yeah. If you like it, I got one for you right here. Uh if you like a hot, stuffy, cramped, overpop populated experience, this place is for you. After not finding enough seats in the start, we all shuffled slowly to the to the next area. We all stood in the same spot, no place to move and hot. We left then. What a bad experience.

[00:43:59]>> Okay.

[00:44:01]>> Stuck around. There was guda for you.

[00:44:02]>> There's a response from the owner.

[00:44:04]>> Uh-huh.

[00:44:05]>> Okay. We are sorry, but it is not allowed to have an air conditioning because is it it is a protect building.

[00:44:13]That's the other thing, too. They have a lot of historic [ __ ] over there that you can't start tearing the walls apart and putting [ __ ] air conditioning ducks in. Um, also, and we have holidays in the Netherlands. Sorry.

[00:44:25]>> Oh, we take time off. I don't know.

[00:44:27]>> We take time off. We like We enjoy our lives here. [ __ ] off. Essentially, >> but their buildings, too. They all look like a Disney village. They all look like >> uh >> Hey, whatever the Nazis haven't blown up, let's not destroy with air conditioning is what they're doing.

[00:44:39]Yeah. Let's preserve it. But it all looks like uh fantasy land, right? Was that where Peter Pan's at? Looks like those buildings. It's beautiful >> storytelling times. Yeah. Like [ __ ] Hansel and Gretle times. That's what it >> still exists. It's It's incredible.

[00:44:54]>> Great. Germany, there's got a bunch of places like that, too. Like far off, like little villages like that that are like >> blow up.

[00:45:00]>> [ __ ] snow globe. Did this come out of? Yeah. Non-strategic [ __ ] hole places. Belgium's like that, too.

[00:45:05]Belgium's a snow globe, also.

[00:45:07]>> I've heard Belgium's amazing.

[00:45:09]>> It's I've heard so too. Yeah. Um, and I I know a friend that played hockey and went to Switzerland to play hockey and was talking about you go to go to the village they had to go to they had to literally go on a tiny mountain road around and around the mountain to get to the village on top of the mountain >> where it was snowing and it was like a [ __ ] snow globe and people were playing hockey in the ponds. It was crazy. Like this place is awesome.

[00:45:34]>> Uh, Daniel one star. It is nice.

[00:45:37]However, there's a moment where they trap you in a room and you cannot go further or back. There's no assistance nor someone to ask for an exit.

[00:45:45]>> It's called Disney's Haunted Mansion and the room will be growing.

[00:45:48]>> They just got claustrophobic and they're like, "Why is that picture getting longer?" I don't I don't get it. Uh James, one star, childish tour with very mediocre cheese tasting at the end.

[00:46:00]Might be worth it if you have kids you want to keep busy for a while.

[00:46:03]Otherwise, just go to a cheese store and buy some cheese. Go to a cheese, >> you [ __ ] lazy.

[00:46:10]>> It should have [ __ ] after that [clears throat] dick. Um, belute bullet bullet. B U L U T. Okay.

[00:46:20]>> Belute.

[00:46:21]>> Belute. One star. Worst museum/exhibition experience of our life.

[00:46:26]>> Oh.

[00:46:27]>> Of our life. Rather spend your money for a beer in the bar of this place. Isn't inside. Isn't worth it. Uhhuh.

[00:46:36]>> Okay. And then two more. A couple more here. Olots, one star. Dirty.

[00:46:42]>> Yeah.

[00:46:42]>> Whole review. Dirty.

[00:46:46]>> Dirty. Dirty. Um, okay. Lassie, one star. They're selling wax as honey here.

[00:46:52]What?

[00:46:53]>> Huh? Where the [ __ ] did honey come into this?

[00:46:57]€16 for six measly discolored cheese cubes. A total tourist trap.

[00:47:02]>> That's what Gouda is. It's going to be just it's smoked. What the [ __ ] It's going to be just how much do you want?

[00:47:09]Yeah. And I say that as a ch a certified cheese maker.

[00:47:14]>> Like I'm a cheeser and this place has horseshit cheese.

[00:47:17]>> Be this discolored.

[00:47:19]>> Yeah. All right. We'll give one more star here. Um Francesca, this is translated out of the original Italian.

[00:47:26]Um it's a shame to give it one star, but the positive reviews are completely misleading.

[00:47:33]That's That's the Italian version of If I could Give It zero stars, I would.

[00:47:39]This is a tour sponsored by a cheese brand with an audio guide following a set route. There you go. Audio guide following a set route with plastic objects and videos for children. The indepth indepth explanation is minimal, and the final tasting consists of five tiny cubes of cheese. Well, the last guy got six. You should complain. Um uh with a biscuit and water. If you don't have kids and a lot of time to spare, try spending those €16 more. Okay. Um, where I come from, this is called >> I don't even know what that is.

[00:48:14]>> I guess theft.

[00:48:15]>> Long Italian word, but I don't know what it means. Okay. Um, let's see. We'll give one more here. I'm enjoying the cheese for some reason.

[00:48:24][laughter] >> Kron one star. Quite nice, but very expensive. €16 admission per person. The highlight was at the end of the tour.

[00:48:33]Our questionnaire was corrected in red ink. I love that.

[00:48:38]>> Like you failed a math test in the fourth grade. Yeah, you got to carry the one there. That's not how you divide.

[00:48:44]And you're a dummy. Okay.

[00:48:46]>> Put an insert comma here.

[00:48:49]>> There should be a comma here. These places suck. Okay, >> we're hot. We've been walking around this non-airconditioned cheese place. I feel like I'm I feel like I smell like cheese. I feel like >> the cheese particles have attached to my sweat. So, >> let's let's get out of here and go cool down a little bit. Let's go for a swim.

[00:49:06]What do you say?

[00:49:07]>> We are going to the East Side Community Center.

[00:49:10]>> Oh, boy.

[00:49:11]>> Which is in Tacoma, Washington.

[00:49:13]>> Yeah, they got a public pool there.

[00:49:16]>> 1721 East 56th Street, Tacoma, Washington. 4.5 stars.

[00:49:22]>> Great.

[00:49:22]>> Sounds nice. And it is part of the uh parks department there. Uh-huh.

[00:49:26]>> Uh, the website is parkstotacoma.gov.

[00:49:29]So, it's an official thing. It's not some >> private thing. Here's Antonio.

[00:49:34]>> Five stars. Nice facilities, great instructors that teach kids the classes.

[00:49:39]Safe and fun spot for youth to hang out after school and whenever. The community center, so you can hang out there.

[00:49:45]There's a pool. There's probably like raet ball and >> they have like books and [ __ ] there.

[00:49:50]>> Indoor basketball courts. There's >> Yeah, all sorts of [ __ ] like that. The pool facilities here are definitely much nicer than most community centers.

[00:49:59]>> Mhm. Is it an indoor pool or is it outdoor?

[00:50:01]>> I think it's indoor actually based looked but it might be out. We'll find out here. Um >> okay. Jen Clar four stars. My daughter comes here for swimming lessons. We like this place. It's clean and the staff are respectful. What the hell do you have to do to get the fifth star?

[00:50:17]>> Yeah.

[00:50:18]>> What [clears throat] do they have to do?

[00:50:19]>> They're working their ass off for you.

[00:50:20]>> I You're doing everything. Okay, Jesse, three stars. The pool is fantastic. The gym is really great. Just a fair warning to parents. If you're hoping to rent out one of the conference rooms for your child's birthday so she can go swimming with her friends and then have cupcakes and pizza afterward, just in case that was your plan, basically is what she's saying.

[00:50:39]>> It's a very specific plan.

[00:50:41]>> It's very specific. They won't let you.

[00:50:44]They specifically told me they won't rent out to people having a pool party.

[00:50:48]What the heck is the point of having the community center if you're going to nitpick who can rent rooms if they want a larger deposit or something? I'd understand.

[00:50:58]I think it's probably they they don't rent out the pool probably. And if you if you have a big party, they don't want your party taking over the pool probably made. That's what I can think.

[00:51:08]>> If they allowed that, then what's to stop them from allowing I don't know, a fraternity to [ __ ] rent it out. You know what I mean? Now you got a big problem. Now you got an orgy in there, >> right?

[00:51:18]>> Great. You're going to have people getting [ __ ] in the mouth in there.

[00:51:21]It's going to be horrible. Yeah. Against their will.

[00:51:23]>> Yeah.

[00:51:24]>> Uh, Hello gives two stars. Only good for young kids. I'd say under eight.

[00:51:31]>> Those are young kids. [laughter] >> That's [ __ ] hilarious. They are really strict this year and it's disappointing. Me and my friends got in trouble for playing tag and we were told we can't touch each other at all.

[00:51:49][laughter] That is awesome. That is what No touching.

[00:51:54]>> Stop touching them. It's too hot.

[00:51:57]>> Wow. Not Well, I mean, it's probably so they don't get sued for kids diddling each other or fighting, but >> it's tag.

[00:52:06]>> If it's in the pool, fine. It's literally impossible to play tag without touching.

[00:52:12]>> Yeah. Yeah, >> you can't. It's called [ __ ] tag.

[00:52:14]>> That's the point. Yeah, >> that's the point.

[00:52:16]>> But you can't do it outside the pool because that implies there's going to be some running and you don't run by the pool. But if you get in the pool, tag all you [ __ ] want.

[00:52:24]>> Yeah. And I don't Maybe it's Yeah, I don't I don't get it. Just >> maybe somebody got tagged too hard in the nose and now there's blood in the pool.

[00:52:32]>> There was a tit going on. Maybe.

[00:52:34]>> Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe somebody got their ass grabbed. But otherwise, that's like saying, "Let's play baseball." No throwing is the first rule. Nobody can throw anything. Okay, let's play.

[00:52:43][laughter] All right. Well, we're kind of stuck here.

[00:52:46]>> How do we address anybody?

[00:52:48]>> No touching. Um, wow. Unless you want to just float there or have a small kid, I don't recommend it.

[00:52:55]>> I don't know.

[00:52:56]>> There's There's There's also something between playing tag and just floating still.

[00:53:02]>> Yeah, >> there's a lot in between there as well.

[00:53:04]I mean, >> no touching is a dumb. Yeah.

[00:53:07]>> The the the pool the pool and like swimming and playing in the pool is also >> it's just the there you're doing nothing.

[00:53:17]>> You're doing nothing. Yeah. And >> otherwise you're floating. But I mean swimming nobody just swims all day. You know what I mean?

[00:53:24]>> No. No. There might be some guy trying to do laps or something, you know, some poor divorced guy for 20 minutes. He thinks he's getting in shape.

[00:53:32]>> Yeah.

[00:53:32]>> And then he's leaving. Yeah. Yeah. But no, adults don't play in the pool.

[00:53:35]>> No.

[00:53:36]>> You know what it is, too? I And this is the thing.

[00:53:39]Okay, you'll sit I know in like a jacuzzi or something, but when you go in a pool, >> how long are you in the pool for?

[00:53:47]>> 20 minutes.

[00:53:48]>> Tops, right? Tops.

[00:53:50]>> Get in, cool out, get When you're a kid, how long are you in the pool for? 7 8 hours? All day? [laughter] >> Until your skin starts to slough off of your body essentially. Until until my toes are raw from pushing off the floor.

[00:54:03]>> Pushing off the floor. Your fingers are when they when they're like cracking.

[00:54:06]They're so [ __ ] pruned.

[00:54:07]>> When your eyes hurt.

[00:54:09]>> Yeah. Or when you're starving. As long as you can be in the pool when you're a child. When you're an adult, you literally go in.

[00:54:16]>> Go to there. Go to back. Do like two laps. Go duck your head under the water and go. All right. When you get back out, that's it.

[00:54:22]>> I'm not I'm not sick. And and if you s the the water where I live is so [ __ ] bad.

[00:54:28]>> It's just it's horrifying.

[00:54:30]>> If you're in it for I mean Yeah.

[00:54:31]>> It's so hot. It's not refreshing.

[00:54:33]>> Right. Right. Right. I got a saltwater pool to soften the water because otherwise if you just sit in that pool water your skin feels it's crazy to feel so dry while you're submerged. It's >> submerged in water. And then also how are you sweating while you're sitting in a pool of water? But you're sweating.

[00:54:52]Why did I come out of the water and my head's getting wet?

[00:54:56]>> It's disgusting. It's so horrifying. And that's that's the experience. But yeah, the experience of an adult person at a pool is night and day from a child at a pool.

[00:55:05]>> I'll jump in and get out and dry off and go in the house.

[00:55:10]>> Jump in, swim to the other side, and hop back out again. That's it. That's cooled off now. And then for the rest of the night, you're cooled off cuz then you go in the air conditioning and you're wet and you're cold and that feels great.

[00:55:21]Yeah, sweating all four minutes before that.

[00:55:24]>> That's equivalent of a dog laying his belly on a tile floor. It's so good.

[00:55:29]>> It's definitely great.

[00:55:31]>> Uh Aldo, two stars. This place is great, but people who sleep in their cars make it very unsafe. Don't go too early or too late.

[00:55:40]>> Oh, >> okay.

[00:55:42]>> They come in late at night and they don't leave till >> after opening.

[00:55:47]>> I guess they stay I guess after. Yeah, they they stay all night, but that's probably cuz it's a safe place to park.

[00:55:53]Um, >> probably. Yeah.

[00:55:54]>> I've noticed that people I lived in an apartment that had a street next to it that were a shitload of people lived in their cars and they pull up 9:00 at night and they pull in for the night.

[00:56:04]>> None of them were like, we know two of the ladies that lived in a van worked at the grocery store right there. They worked all day, then got in a [ __ ] van and then parked on the street and slept in their cars all night.

[00:56:15]>> She sucks. Most people that sleep in their car are usually not um people that you won't need to worry about as much as >> they're usually people who are trying to hold on to one last [ __ ] string to the >> semblance of prosperous world. Yeah. One dangling hanging by a piece of dental floss.

[00:56:34]>> At least I have shelter >> respectable society. Yeah.

[00:56:36]>> Yeah. It's mobile still shelter.

[00:56:39]>> It's something. and I can get places I need to go and you know that's so it's it's tough but also you know you never know someone might jump out and rape you. Who knows? We'll find out.

[00:56:47]>> It's a little scary. Yeah, >> you never know. Uh Jane one star. They need to stop hiring teenage lifeguards.

[00:56:54]>> No.

[00:56:54]>> Yeah, cuz adults will work for adults will not work for that money. That's why.

[00:56:59]>> Have you ever met uh a north of 19year-old lifeguard?

[00:57:04]>> Do you want some 40-year-old dude getting ready to [ __ ] touch your kid while they're wearing their underwear essentially? No, nobody wants that.

[00:57:12]>> North of 19year-old lifeguard uh south of 27 doesn't exist. And that pocket works in LA or uh Myrtle Beach or they work on the coast. They don't work in the public pool.

[00:57:27]>> At the public pool where >> not a chance.

[00:57:29]>> How many drownings are you really stopping at the public pool? Really?

[00:57:32]Honestly, like for a lifeguard, how often do you have to go in?

[00:57:36]>> Once a year a baby falls in and someone didn't see it or something. I mean, honestly, >> and they usually don't die because you just caught it. You saw it happening and you jumped in and saved.

[00:57:44]>> And there's a bunch of other people there that'll probably get to that person before you do.

[00:57:48]>> Yeah.

[00:57:48]>> The other thing. So, you're probably not doing much.

[00:57:50]>> Yeah. Bunch of people.

[00:57:51]>> You got a whistle. You get attention.

[00:57:52]Yeah.

[00:57:53]>> Yeah. Hey, someone get that kid.

[00:57:54]>> Yeah. And the guy on the beach that's the lifeguard, the guy north of 19 is trying to [ __ ] people. You don't want that guy there either.

[00:58:00]>> [ __ ] everybody. So's this guy, but he's only trying to [ __ ] kids his own. Like 16 to 19 is the age he's trying to [ __ ] That's why he get a job there. Um, okay.

[00:58:08]They're too young and immature to be trusted with people's lives.

[00:58:12]>> One young man in particular was paying no attention to my daughter who was trying to ask him a question because he was too busy chatting it up with a friend. He's too busy trying to get laid. He looked at your daughter and went, "Too young to fuck." Anyway, so this is what I was doing yesterday.

[00:58:26]>> Yeah.

[00:58:26]>> Not interested. Um, I went to another lifeguard to get his name, Jeff Sweeney, and he needs to be fired. Oh my god, you got the Jesus Christ. [laughter] >> That kid's probably 17 years old. Needs to be Jeff Sweeney. We're coming for you. Hey, Jeff Sweeney, if you're out there and listening to this show by some crazy weird coincidence. You can have a ticket to a live show that's near you for free.

[00:58:50]>> I believe in you, Jeff.

[00:58:52]>> You message us and prove that you're Jeff Sweeney from the pool and you got a free ticket because, you know, what are you supposed to do with this [ __ ] lady? All right. Um, no name, one star.

[00:59:03]Swim at your own risk. All caps, exclamation point. Should be a sign posted at pool.

[00:59:09]>> I think it is probably.

[00:59:10]>> Swim on your at your own risk. It >> It probably is.

[00:59:14]>> If you get in the water anywhere and you think it's somebody else's risk, what are you dumb?

[00:59:19]>> Yeah. You're on you.

[00:59:21]>> It's Yeah. It's on [ __ ] you.

[00:59:23]Absolutely. Drive at your own risk.

[00:59:25]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:59:25]>> Eat spicy foods at your own risk.

[00:59:27]Really, it's all it's that's being an adult is doing everything at your own risk.

[00:59:31]>> Yeah.

[00:59:31]>> Um they they do not keep it clean. Black spots always on wall of hot tub. Don't go in there.

[00:59:38]>> That's mold.

[00:59:39]>> That's mold. I went there. I went for a couple weeks and first day I seen how it was kept and wasn't happy. Even question lifeguard and they said it will get clean right away.

[00:59:50]>> All right.

[00:59:50]>> So, it's algae.

[00:59:51]>> It's must be. Yeah. We're going to go scrape it off. However, I went a couple more times and still bad. Also found something in pool that was expelled from someone and that was done. And all and all that was done was lifeguard took it out. Are we talking about [ __ ] >> That's poop.

[01:00:10]>> What else can you find in the water that's been You can't find piss. You can't find spit.

[01:00:16]>> Anything else come out of your body?

[01:00:18]Semen would be tough, too. Shit's the only thing you can find and point out and go that What was it? quote, uh, that was expelled from someone.

[01:00:27]Expelled.

[01:00:29]>> Maybe a tampon.

[01:00:30]>> Oh, maybe >> that's gross.

[01:00:32]>> That's possible, too.

[01:00:35]>> But probably it's either [ __ ] or a tampon. Either way, biohazard.

[01:00:40]>> Clear the pool for a minute here.

[01:00:41]>> Yeah, [laughter] >> we got to shock this [ __ ] >> Kick the pool pump up a couple a couple pounds of pressure. Send it through. I feel like I'm I'm more grossed out by the poop >> for sure.

[01:00:53]>> Yeah. If I have to choice, I you I'd swim in a pool full of tampons before I would have one turd log floating.

[01:00:59]>> It also feels like a tampon is drawing in rather than expelling. You know what I mean?

[01:01:04]>> That's the other thing, too.

[01:01:06]>> Good point, too. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Plus, just >> it came from a vagina.

[01:01:11]>> It came from a vagina. So, I mean, that's, you know, at least there's that as a guy. Well, at least it came out of someone's [ __ ] At least it came out of [ __ ] This is better.

[01:01:20]>> Is to draw where a poop just it its job is to fall apart.

[01:01:25]>> Oh, it's going to keep falling apart.

[01:01:27]You don't know if it was a solid turd.

[01:01:28]>> No, >> could have been loose loose stools. We don't know. Um anyway, nothing else done. No water check or remove of people. Also, showers not working properly. Cold water comes out of most of them.

[01:01:42]>> All right. Uh blah one star. Their electric car chargers do not work. Oh, well that's what the place is set up for really is just charge. It's only set up to charge your car. It's not for a community center. Don't give a [ __ ] Give four stars then. Great place. Wish the car chargers worked better. That's fine.

[01:02:00]>> Welcome to the P and Dub, James.

[01:02:02]>> [ __ ] Been waiting months for them to fix them even though they stupidly put them in the handicap spots.

[01:02:09]>> Oh, >> it's a weird thing to do.

[01:02:11]>> Oh, really? taking your taking your life in your own hands there whether or not you're going to get your car when you come out.

[01:02:16]>> That's crazy. That's a weird thing to do.

[01:02:19]>> A handicapped electric car charger only.

[01:02:22]How many of those exist >> of electric vehicles? Pare it down to handicapped ones.

[01:02:28]>> Just that.

[01:02:29]>> Oh boy.

[01:02:29]>> Those are empty spots a lot of the times.

[01:02:31]>> It's a lot. Yeah.

[01:02:32]>> Uh but not surprised since it's owned by Metro Parks, which wouldn't give a bad taste if they paid a living wage to employees. Well, yeah, that's true. Um, which is detrimental to everyone whom wish whom wishes to visit.

[01:02:48]>> Rather than train volunteers or play pay a living wage to staff, they've chosen to close the pool at 3 p.m.

[01:02:55]>> This is like a municipal thing, though.

[01:02:57]This is also not a private business here. This is a >> this is a service.

[01:03:02]>> 3 p.m. also is about the time when afternoon storms roll in. Uh, >> this is your tax dollars. Yeah, that's that's what this is. decided based on market research that this is the best time for this to be open based on opportunity for it to operate properly.

[01:03:18]>> Well, you would think after 3 they'd be open because that's when school lets out.

[01:03:22]>> Uh but during the summer when you use it, kids aren't even in school.

[01:03:27]>> Yeah, that's true. They might be there all day. I'm not sure. Um Derek, okay, one star. My experience is bad because they kicked me and my friend out for no reason.

[01:03:37]>> Yeah, I'm sorry.

[01:03:38]>> Okay. Oh, I every place I ever got kicked out of, there was a [ __ ] reason.

[01:03:43]>> I've never been removed from anywhere for the exact right reason.

[01:03:48]>> Never. [laughter] >> Nope. But there's always a reason.

[01:03:53]>> I hate that reason most times.

[01:03:55]>> Yeah, but they got a point though as the other thing.

[01:03:57]>> Always right.

[01:03:58]>> Always right.

[01:04:00]um kicked me out for no reason because we asked to play on the computers but supposedly said that we were just standing around doing nothing even though we just got out of the teen room.

[01:04:13]Don't recommend coming here.

[01:04:15]>> Apparently you have to be doing an activity. You can't just be standing around [ __ ] off which is >> so they asked the computers and left the teen room and I don't know the computers weren't on or whatever the [ __ ] And they said what are you doing?

[01:04:28]>> Nothing. waiting for the computers.

[01:04:29]Well, then leave.

[01:04:30]>> Then get out.

[01:04:31]>> Yeah.

[01:04:32]>> Kick this out for no reason.

[01:04:34]>> Uh Debbie one star. This is a long one.

[01:04:36]Okay. My daughter goes here to work out and sometimes do homework with friends after school while watching swimmers.

[01:04:42]That's perverted. Only girl can get away with that. Um she was told to wait outside. No kids allowed inside after 6.

[01:04:51]I was on my way to pick her up later than usual. Traffic on a snow day. She was standing outside freezing. She left her coat at school. I was upset and went outside when I saw her shaking and tearyeyed. I asked staff why my daughter couldn't wait on the bench inside. She is very quiet and a good kid. He responded with no kids allowed to be in the community center after 6:00 p.m. I totally understand the rules, I said, but it's 26° outside and she has no coat, right?

[01:05:20]>> She explained she was waiting for her mom to pick her up and snow traffic made her late. He said, "It's the rules."

[01:05:27]I said, "She is freezing and you couldn't let her wait on the bench where it's warm." He said, "No." I feel like this conversation is really not productive.

[01:05:35]>> Yeah. She's giving all the re she's right. Uh she's giving all the reasons why she's right. And he's just going no >> no. Yeah. Once he said it's the rules and shrugged, you go, "I'm not getting anything out of this guy." And you say, "Fuck it. What are you going to You think you're going to come up with a scenario where he's going to go, you know what? You're right. I am an [ __ ] I'm going to change the policy.

[01:05:55]>> I'm going to change it all. It was the smirk that upset me more. She could not check back into the Boys and Girls Club because once you check out, you can't check check back in. It was sad and hurtful to know that these people are people in my community that are my neighbors. I learned in my church, and my military upbringing to love thy neighbor.

[01:06:15]>> Yeah, that's what the military is always telling you. Love people.

[01:06:19]>> Love thy neighbor.

[01:06:19]>> What are you talking about? [laughter] Unless you want their lamp out.

[01:06:25]>> Unless they have oil.

[01:06:27]>> What are we talking about?

[01:06:29]>> Jesus Christ.

[01:06:30]>> Church. Yes. [clears throat] But your military upbringing did not tell you to love your neighbor. That never happens.

[01:06:35]They never do. I don't think you could be in the army for four years and I doubt any of your superiors ever use the word love once.

[01:06:44]Unless you're like doing push-ups and they go, "You love it, don't you?" That would be the only time. Or they sarcastically are loading bombs onto a plane going, "We're going to love the [ __ ] out of them."

[01:06:54]>> Yeah, [ __ ] like that. Wow. This was a hateful place. Looks are very deceiving. I guess so.

[01:07:02]>> I just think it's [ __ ] up that they kicked a kid out in the goddamn snow.

[01:07:06]You can't do that.

[01:07:07]>> [ __ ] freezing. Let him sit in the entryway.

[01:07:08]>> It's literally freezing. [laughter] >> Literally freezing and snowing. Let him [ __ ] sit in the entryway. They made my child stand outside in 26 degree weather in the snow crying and shaking and all they can say is it's the rules.

[01:07:21]I am a small business owner. This isn't a small business though. N >> that's the thing. And I'm looking to make a profit here. Um if a child in your if if a child if your child ever came into my business cold wanting to wait to be picked up, I would never in my life turn the child away. Oh, but wait. Our yearly dues are paid. We're members of the community center. It just isn't right.

[01:07:46]>> Yeah.

[01:07:47]>> She's making a whole lot of this about her. Uh >> Yes.

[01:07:50]>> And and if there was a child that was cold, I'd make an Instagram video for clicks.

[01:07:56]>> Yeah. Exactly.

[01:07:57]>> Let it let that child sit in my foyer.

[01:07:59]I'd make them hot chocolate. [laughter] Ex. I'm surprised the mother didn't do that, too. I'm surprised she didn't do a lap. See her daughter sitting out there and I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] Let me get my phone." and then circled the parking lot and showed up and pulled up like you're just pulling up. My daughter is shaking and crying in the snow [laughter] >> until that kid slips and goes, "Why'd you go around the parking lot again?

[01:08:19]>> What the [ __ ] you out there for?"

[01:08:20]>> I'm Why you driving in a circle, Mom?

[01:08:24]It's cold out here. Looks >> there, [laughter] you [ __ ] >> Shut up. This is for my followers. Uh, Duck Boy >> gives one star. Worst place I've been.

[01:08:36]Worst place I've ever been. Yeah, the people here are extremely dismissive >> overall. I am having second thoughts about coming back here.

[01:08:45]>> Yeah, you gave it once. It's the worst place you've ever been. Why would you go back there? [laughter] >> A second thought at all.

[01:08:51]>> That's like being like, "Yeah, I just did like 20 years in prison. Worst place ever." I'm not sure if I'm going back.

[01:08:56]I'm not >> I don't think I'm ever going to try that place again.

[01:08:58]>> I don't think so. Uh Matia Onear, it was supposed to be a tip. It was supposed to What? It was supposed tip to be I think it's supposed to be the word tip. It's supposed tip be. I'm like what does that mean? It's supposed to be a community center for the community but it ended up being a boys and girls club also.

[01:09:20]>> So time and space is limited as it is as it being a community center since it is being used as a boys and girls club too.

[01:09:30]>> If by the way they use two the number two to mean also >> like boys two men. Yep. There is no punctuation here at all. By the way, if my kids are not involved with the Boys and Girls Club, they are not allowed to go in the community center during the week hours. It's not fair. It was supposed to be a community center before he was up. Boys and Girls Club also. Oh boy. Great. Um then I like this one after all that. Michael, one star. Meh.

[01:09:57]>> Meh.

[01:09:58]>> Meh.

[01:09:59]Not interested.

[01:10:00]>> Yeah. And then finally, combat one star being taken over by the homeless. Needles everywhere.

[01:10:08]>> Oh my god.

[01:10:09]>> Going to cost a lot to clean up when it reopens cuz this was 5 years ago during co. So yeah, while it was abandoned, I'm sure >> junkies probably hung out on the property and shot up. That's what happens probably. Yeah, >> that's it. So we've done a lot, let's say, this week.

[01:10:24]>> We sure have.

[01:10:25]>> We've had tacos that were terrible.

[01:10:27]We've figured out that teaspoons are a measurement for lettuce, which we weren't sure about there.

[01:10:33]>> Um, yeah, we've gone swimming. We've gone to the Netherlands for God's sake.

[01:10:37]We We saw where Guda comes from.

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