AMERICAN REACTS to an Aussie Answering Ridiculous Questions from Americans

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]What is going on ladies and gentlemen?

[00:00:01]Welcome back. I hope everyone is healthy and well today. Welcome all my new supporters. Thank you so much everyone for joining me. Now let's get into this video. I'm not wasting no time. This was highly highly recommended and it's one of them ones. Something us Americans desperately needed to hear. You know this is specifically for America. Today we'll be reacting to an Aussie Answers the USA. Specifically, what is he answering? What is he answering? Like is he just going to be talking about some of the craziness going on out here? Does he have a message he wants to give us?

[00:00:30]You know, he wants to just finally let it off his chest because we need to hear something. We need to hear something with all this madness going on here. Or is he answering questions from Americans? That's the only three things I could really think of off the dome like that, you know. But hey, original video link in the description down below. Let's jump right into it.

[00:00:51]Good day lads and l is the Goodday lads and lices. The Australians back on this channel again and I'm here to answer some pretty bloody stupid questions again. So let's get Oh my gosh. So he's answering questions from Americans. This is why y'all recommended this video. Y'all ain't give me no type of description, nothing towards this.

[00:01:13]You just be blindsiding me, huh? Oh my.

[00:01:18]So that means one of my guesses were right.

[00:01:21]Y'all better not let me div >> again and I'm here to answer some pretty bloody stupid questions again. So let's get into it. Now these questions were sent in by an American who did some research in their country for me and they got some 21 questions that are common amongst Americans that they have for Australians. So this isn't a Buzzfeed article, this is a consensus.

[00:01:41]So first cab off the rank, how old are Australian children when they start riding kangaroos to school?

[00:01:47]You got to stop this, bro.

[00:01:48]>> I thought we're over this. We write emus now. How old are Australian children when they have to start learning how to wrestle crocodiles so they could survive?

[00:01:56]>> Well, about Yo, y'all got to get out and travel, bro. That was sad. Y'all got to get out and travel for real. Talk about all like survive. I understand if you joking or just asking something crazy, but like talk about some all yo, how do the kids wait, how old do the kids have to be when they start wrestling gators and stuff? you know, learning how to survive. What are you talking about?

[00:02:18]Like we live in a jungle.

[00:02:22]Like if I was Australian, bro, I'd take that offense. I like What are you trying to say, bro? Have you been to Australia?

[00:02:31]These the same people. Oh, don't get me started. Don't get me started. Don't get me started, bro. These the same people that be talking talking about Africa until they actually go to Africa and be like, "This is Africa." And they post videos all you know bamboozled and stuff be blowing my mind. I be like look at this fool. They didn't know this was Africa.

[00:02:52]>> First cab of the rank. How old are when they start riding kangaroos to school?

[00:02:59]I thought we're over this. We write emus now. How old are Australian children when they have to start learning how to wrestle crocodiles so they could survive?

[00:03:07]Well, at about 3 years old they chuck into the cockpit. If you don't come out alive, well, you weren't destined to be alive in Australia. is the only city over there Sydney. Everything else is considered the bush or the outback.

[00:03:18]>> You can't say things like that though cuz they might run off and believe it though. You can't say that now cuz now they just ran off.

[00:03:26]Someone probably even clicked off the video. Ah, I knew Australia was crazy.

[00:03:30]You talking about they got to jump in a lake with alligators or something like that to see if they really true a meant to be. You know, they be doing stuff crazy out there. I told you the ignorance. Like I I bet you some people clicked off the video and said that.

[00:03:46]You can't be making statements like that, bro. They're going to run off with it.

[00:03:49]>> Australia is the only city over there Sydney. Everything else is considered the bush or the outback? Yes, we only have one city. The rest of it's just bushes and sand and dirt and rocks and [ __ ] How do Australians access the internet since there's no electricity in Australia? Really? Do the kangaroos, the Aussie Now that was disrespectful, especially towards Australia internet since there's no electricity in Australia.

[00:04:25]>> Really? Do the access bushes and sand and dirt and rocks and [ __ ] How do Australians access the internet since there's no electricity in Australia? We don't even like >> how is there no electricity in Australia, bro?

[00:04:42]>> Like, how could you ask something like that?

[00:04:54]Aussie kids ride to school, know how to avoid drop bears. We've already gone over this. We don't ride kangaroos. We ride emus. And yes, drop bears are a real threat. They're trained well to avoid drop bears when they come out of trees. Number six, New Zealand is the name of Australia's biggest island right off the shore of Sydney's beach. Right.

[00:05:13]Um, not sure if the Kiwis are going to like you saying that, but yes, we like to >> I'mma rewind it.

[00:05:22]>> Am I instigating? Am I instigating?

[00:05:26]>> Gone over this. We don't ride kangaroos.

[00:05:28]We ride emus. And yes, drop bears are a real threat. They're trained well to avoid drop bears when they come out of trees. Number six, New Zealand is the name of Australia's biggest island right off the shore of Sydney's beach, right?

[00:05:42]Um, not sure if the Kiwis are going to like you saying that, but yes, we like to think that the Kiwis are lesser than us and they do belong off the coast because they are Kiwis and yes, they pretty much can be considered part of Australia because yeah, we're just better. Then number seven, he told me that people he knew >> I'm about to have so many people right now in my comments going at it now. It's an inside joke between the two. I know it's one thing I known well was one thing I learned about Australia, you know, and New Zealand and not me, not a mistake I made, but uh don't you ever compare them in any sort of way. Do not compare them.

[00:06:27]we're going over. We're just better.

[00:06:29]Then number seven, he told me that people he knew were going over to Australia and wanted to hear the Vienna Boys Choir perform. And that means that they confused Austria with Australia.

[00:06:41]Come on, folks. It's not that hard.

[00:06:43]There's an L in there. Austria.

[00:06:45]>> Hey, some people ain't never heard of Austria, man.

[00:06:50]You ask them. You been to Australia? No.

[00:06:54]If you mention anything about Austria, some people may correct you. Now, that's what blew minds. One time, bro. I had a conversation with a stranger. He corrected me. You had the nerve to fix your lips and correct me in the middle.

[00:07:05]You cut me off and corrected me and you was wrong. Like, it genuinely like conversation was over. I was done. Yeah.

[00:07:12]And just walked away right after that.

[00:07:14]Like, you know what? And now, because you know, out there in Austria debate, you mean Australia?

[00:07:21]I'm not even into the conversation no more. I was like, "Never mind.

[00:07:26]I'm about to sit here and explain to you what Austria is. Are you serious right now?"

[00:07:34]>> Quiet perform. And that means that they confused Austria with Australia. Come on, folks. It's not that hard. There's an L in there. Austria. Australia.

[00:07:46]Number eight. Where can I go in Australia to watch them race hippos?

[00:07:49]Well, you're not going to Austria.

[00:07:52]That's good. You got that part right, but you've also got another country.

[00:07:56]Well, not really a country, but a continent confused. You want to go to Africa to do that, not Australia.

[00:08:02]Australians use a metric system. So, which way is north down under? South.

[00:08:07]Number 10. Do Australians who come to the US have a hard time to do that? Not Australia. Australians use a metric system. So, which way is north down under? South. Number 10. Do Australians who come to the US have a hard time learning their language? They all speak it so well, even though American isn't their first language.

[00:08:33]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:08:52]Even though America is their language, they got to speak American, bro.

[00:09:00]Oh, this is jacked up, man. This is just all the way jacked up. This ain't right.

[00:09:04]>> South number 10. Do Australians who come to the US have a hard time learning their language? They all speak it so well, even though American isn't their first language. you do realize that it isn't called American, it's called Australian. And the question shouldn't be, do we have a hard time learning American? The question should be, do you have a hard time learning Australian? We got our own bloody language over here.

[00:09:27]Number 11. Australian cars have a facts. That is true. Like they can understand us, but they got their own swag going on, bro. Straight up.

[00:09:40]And and let me tell you how sad it is for us over here. You want Let me tell you how sad it is. I bet you somebody from Australia right now, the average person could talk like a like an American from the States, you know, put on that I'll just say persona for now because we don't know where they're from. But uh I bet you they are able to just exclude that Australian accent and sound like us so easily like how everybody else can.

[00:10:10]Well, not like not everyone else, but I feel like Australians can, you know, and I've seen it in videos, but we can't do the same. And we can't do that for anybody. As a matter of fact, why is it that our language like, okay, we speak English, right? Ain't nothing complex about this because it's one of the easiest languages to learn and a lot of people from other countries can mimic it easily, especially how it's taught in schools. It'll take no type of like intellectual capab I I'm keeping it real, man. I'm keeping it real, dog. It ain't like All right.

[00:10:56]Australian. We got our own bloody language over here. Number 11.

[00:11:00]Australian cars have the steering wheel on the left side. Correction, American cars have the steering wheel on the right side. Doesn't that make it difficult for the driver seated on the right side?

[00:11:11]She has to reach all the way over to grasp the steering wheel.

[00:11:17]Okay, let's picture this. Steering wheel here. I'm driving a car. I'm over here.

[00:11:23]I'm not going to reach across and drive it like that.

[00:11:26]>> So, how your foot on the pedal? That's somebody that they never Yo, you know, some of these questions you got to just eliminate off your list because that's how you know they ain't never driven a day in their life. They ain't got no vehicle. They don't drive. They ain't got their life.

[00:11:42]Who said something like that? Like, if you for real drive, would you even say something like that for real?

[00:11:55]Like, I mean, come on. I can't even think of a scenario as to where that will be. Okay, I'm over here thinking about a Tesla, but I'm like even a Tesla got a steering wheel and you got to be on that side. So, what's the point of reaching? You know, I know it's self drive and all, but like still, man, sit in the driver's seat. I don't I don't I'm driving a car. I'm over here. I'm not going to reach across and drive it like that. That's a stupid question.

[00:12:21]Number 12. Doesn't it get tiring to >> And they say ain't no such thing though.

[00:12:24]But like, well, that that just blew my mind. They say there's no such thing as a stupid question, but like what is that? I'm not trying to be rude. I'm not bashing people, you know? I don't believe I try not to believe and and you know stupid questions but like I I don't it like that.

[00:12:59]>> That's a stupid question. Number 12.

[00:13:01]Doesn't it get tiring to eat shrimp day after day all you guys? That's a stupid question. Number 12. Doesn't it get tiring to eat shrimp day after day? All you guys say is pop another shrimp on the barbie.

[00:13:12]>> Yo, >> no.

[00:13:15]>> Yo, I long story short, I was watching somebody's stream the other day and it was two women. One was from Australia and the other one was from the US and she was like introducing herself and talking and all that. The Australian woman and the uh the other woman from the USA hopped in and was like, "Oh yeah, Australia, you guys like shrimp on a barbie and everything, right?" So, actually, we don't say that. And then she corrected her of like the the proper term and saying and everything got awkward. That's exactly how it's going to go down every single time. And it's going to make y'all feel some type of way like, oh, you know, you want to be you. You want to feel some type of connection and you want to be friends or something like you want to relate connect with this. No.

[00:14:05]And bro, that it was so crazy cuz when I seen it on stream it was like real time.

[00:14:09]So like I'm sitting here watching I'm like wow that just happened. I'm thinking about y'all to say like man I can't wait to talk about this. I didn't think I've never heard an American actually like say it to an Australian.

[00:14:20]You guys like you know you guys shrimp on the bar me and she said it with so much confidence. She ain't say another word for the rest.

[00:14:47]That's a stupid question. Number 12.

[00:14:49]Doesn't it get tiring to eat shrimp day after day? All you guys say is pop another shrimp on the barbie.

[00:14:56]No. No. Shrimp does not get tiring.

[00:14:59]Mostly because it's prawns. We don't really eat shrimp that much here.

[00:15:03]>> That's exactly where she said. Actually, we call it prawns.

[00:15:11]That's exactly what she said.

[00:15:17]With the straightest face. So nonchalant.

[00:15:21]Like she wasn't even playing with her for real. Like I think she wanted to fight her about that for real.

[00:15:29]Like you gonna say something about somebody country trying to relate with them and become friends. It got to be something accurate, right? Bro, that was so hilarious.

[00:15:38]Nobody else around the scene was laughing how I was though. It just hit deeper when I heard that.

[00:15:45]>> I get tiring mostly because it's prawns.

[00:15:47]We don't really eat shrimp that much here. Number 13. What does kangaroo taste like? Do you have to eat it every?

[00:15:53]>> I heard it tastes good every day. I know. That's wicked if they said every day, bro. That's wicked.

[00:15:59]That's wicked, bro.

[00:16:03]Much here. Number 13. What does kangaroo taste like? Do you have to eat it every day, too? Well, after all the kangaroos went obsolete when we replaced them with emus to ride to school, we had a lot of kangaroo meat left over. So, of course, we have to eat it every day. Yes, it's going to go off. And yes, kangaroo meat tastes. Yes. Number four.

[00:16:24]>> I do want to try kangaroo meat. You mean y'all have been telling me about kangaroo meat? I do want to try it.

[00:16:30]>> 14. Is it true that Australia is the only country in the world where animals have the right to vote? In this case, kangaroos. As I said, kangaroos were made obsolete a long time ago by the emuse. So, we don't let them vote because, well, they're food now. And as for animals voting in Australia, I'm not really sure about that. Number 15. Can I rent a car for a day in Oakuckland and return it in a few hours later in Sydney or Perth? Well, if your car is one of those James like you see how that would never be a thing though.

[00:17:05]You think about being at the destination. How you going to get there?

[00:17:10]H now is this I sure hope this is some flying car or like submarine boat type of thing. I don't you know how you going to get there?

[00:17:30]Gosh, this is the questions y'all really like ask. Like I'm extremely embarrassed and disappointed right now. I mean, like, these aren't educational questions at all.

[00:17:46]Like, you you y'all had to just You did this on purpose. You did this to piss him off. You had to.

[00:17:52]You had like You had to. You had to. You had to turn it in a few hours later in Sydney or Perth. Well, if your car is one of those James Bond things that can go across the ocean and you're not afraid of big ass waves, feel free to do it. Number 16. Are Aboriginals basically Australian slaves? Where did you guys bring them over from? Well, you see, they were here first and we brought ourselves over. And as for the question whether they're slaves or not, no, they're not. You don't want to go saying that to an Aboriginal. 17. Someone returning from a >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They might get a wakeup call if they do. You know, sometimes sometimes you got to allow people sometimes you got to allow people to just do stuff, say things. You have to they going to meet that right person.

[00:18:49]You going to meet that right person.

[00:18:55]afraid of big ass waves. Feel free to do it.

[00:19:03]Number 16. Are Aboriginals basically Australian slaves? Where did you go?

[00:19:08]>> You go meet the right person.

[00:19:12]A question.

[00:19:13]>> Bring them over from. Well, you see, they were here first and we brought ourselves over. And as for the question whether they're slaves or not, no, they're not. You don't want to go saying that to an Aboriginal. 17. Someone returning from a trip to Australia was very disappointed and said, "I couldn't find a blooming onion anywhere."

[00:19:35]I don't understand. Number 18. Well, Australians think I am being rude if I speak English there. I do not have the time to learn the Australian language.

[00:19:43]Well, at least you get props for not calling an American. And no, you will not be looked down upon if you speak English here because we also speak English here. You will be looked down upon if you continue to ask stupid [ __ ] questions. Number 19.

[00:19:58]>> Hey, look look look. If you go to Australia as an American and you try to speak like them, you deserve to get knocked in your snap box. I'm just saying, right? You're asking for it. Don't start going to other countries trying to speak like them now, bro. Like, you know, how would you like it if they did that to us? Huh?

[00:20:17]My Americans. Well, oh, actually, I think they they do be doing it sometimes, but they could put it on like I don't know.

[00:20:31]Like, you see how he can't go to Australia and sound like an Australian.

[00:20:35]I really do feel like an Australian could come here and uh just sound like a straightup American from the States.

[00:20:42]Like, say they're an actor or something.

[00:20:43]They got put on that role and then you hear him in AN INTERVIEW. WHOA. WHAT?

[00:20:47]BRO, DADDY, YOU FROM AUSTRALIA. STOP PLAYING WITH ME, BRO. Cuz how many times we watch them actors movies, them actor movies, and we find out that person such and such is from Australia, but in the movies they not. What you I don't What Australian? I don't hear no Australian.

[00:21:03]Fooled me.

[00:21:06]Fooling the world.

[00:21:11]Now, I don't know if the average Australian could do that, but the average American man, come on.

[00:21:18]Come on now.

[00:21:22]These people got to master their language first.

[00:21:26]You will be looked down upon if you continue to ask stupid [ __ ] questions. Number 19. I do not like to eat with my fingers. Will I be allowed to bring cutlery into the country? What is up with you people thinking that we're like some backwards country where we don't even eat with cutlery? First you say we don't have electricity.

[00:21:44]Secondly, you think that Aboriginals are Australian slaves. And then you think we brought animals to school and I have to learn how to tackle them. And now you're saying we just don't eat with cutlery.

[00:21:56]Why? Number 20. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney, but I only have a few hours. Can I stop along the way for lunch? Well, of course you can, but you're going to need more than a few hours to walk from Perth to Sydney. And especially if you want to walk straight through the desert, because that's the way you got to go. And number 21, why do Aussies think Americans are stupid? I wonder [ __ ] why. Good day, lads and lasses. That was another Aussie answers video. Big thank you to John Paul Shimck for messaging me on Facebook and delivering those awesome questions and thanks for the research and stuff. and I'm going to see you all in the >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He name dropped who sent him these. These wasn't his questions, right? He just sent the list.

[00:22:42]He just sent the list. Awesome questions. And thanks for the research me on Facebook and big thank you to John Paul Shimck for messaging me on Facebook and delivering those awesome questions and thanks for the research and stuff. And I'm going to see you all in the Was that his list? Is those his questions or he just like assisted and was like here, easy video, easy content right here. Yo, get on them, bro. Please. This is crazy.

[00:23:18]You know which one.

[00:23:22]Original video link will be down below in the description.

[00:23:27]I am highly disappointed. I really am.

[00:23:30]had all of these questions. You know, they say there's no such thing as a stupid question, but sometimes it's like it's it's too obvious. It's like it's too obvious, bro.

[00:23:42]You know, oh my gosh.

[00:23:50]I don't even know. Like, it just threw like just hearing such ridiculousness back to back kind of threw my mood off.

[00:23:58]I'm very disappointed in my fellow Americans. Not all of you guys, you know, because not everyone has questions like this, but I felt like he was being trolled. He had to be someone had to be trolling him, you know.

[00:24:13]But yet again, I'm trying to like put myself in their shoes and think about the times where I didn't know nothing about Australia.

[00:24:22]What was I thinking? You know, did I have kangaroos on my mind? You know, like I I'm I'm really sitting here trying to reminisce and think about it.

[00:24:31]I still ain't never ever think about, come up with or imagine, or even ask such ridiculous questions, nothing.

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[00:25:44]I'm like sitting here getting goosebumps there. Like I'm cringing bro. I'm literally like nah. Like I'm literally like I'm literally like cringing. Like I'm literally like