you can always count on the men - daisy

追加: 2026-05-16

[00:00:01][music] >> I knew it was love at first sight when he didn't even ask me my name.

[00:00:08]Just opened his mouth and said, [music] "I love Asian girls."

[00:00:16]For our first date, he took us to McDonald's.

[00:00:21]>> [music] >> Bought us a 20-nugget box to share.

[00:00:26]I know.

[00:00:27]Chivalry is not dead.

[00:00:30]And he's an artist, like a real artist, leather jacket and strawberry blonde curls type artist.

[00:00:36]>> [music] >> He shows me his notebook.

[00:00:40]So, I flick through his notebook [music] and I am just blown away.

[00:00:47]It's page after page of anime girls.

[00:00:55]True story.

[00:00:56]>> [music] >> After he was done showing me his art, his craft, he showed me something extra special.

[00:01:05]He showed me >> [music] >> his katana.

[00:01:10]And this is not a metaphor for something else. He showed me his katana.

[00:01:16]>> [music] >> Why does he own a katana?

[00:01:20]Is the spirit of a 14th century Japanese samurai trapped in the body of a white guy in skinny [singing] jeans? I don't know.

[00:01:28]I don't know.

[00:01:31]And this is why I love the UK.

[00:01:34]You can always count on a man.

[00:01:36]Thank you for listening. [screaming]