Getting freaky with the squares

[00:00:00]What's up, everybody? Welcome to my yearly upload on playing Geometry Dash, and I'm going to be getting freaky with the cubes. Now, I don't know if you guys can hear me because uh I already recorded 7 minutes of this, and the music was turned up way too high, and I don't know if it's still high or not, but I'm recording on my phone. I was also on the toilet last time, so there wasn't much to be said about that. But, let's play some of these levels. I don't like platformers, so we're going to just erase them.

[00:00:32]All right, let's play something.

[00:00:34]Let's play Seriwalo Massage. No clue what that means, but let's review this level.

[00:00:41]All right, so far, the color palette is interesting.

[00:00:45]Uh I kind of like where it's going, though.

[00:00:49]This looks like uh you know, that one style Frutiger Metro.

[00:00:54]It looks like that.

[00:00:56]Okay, what the [ __ ] is that?

[00:00:58]That's [snorts] a ridiculous spike placement. This is an insane level.

[00:01:02]Insane nine stars, so it could have been a demon.

[00:01:05]That's good to know.

[00:01:08]So, let's try to win, though, in this level.

[00:01:13]I already played the daily level and the weekly level, and they're both pretty mid, although I do like the weekly's deco. But, you guys got to see the event level, though. If you haven't played this yet, it's crazy.

[00:01:27]Just look.

[00:01:30]Look at this event decoration. It's absolutely insane.

[00:01:33]This is a beautiful level.

[00:01:36]I don't know if I like the gameplay just cuz the level's so beautiful that it's hard to focus on the gameplay and see it at all, but you know, it's a chill level. [music] I recommend it. It is pretty long, though. So, if you don't like long levels, I wouldn't recommend playing it because and then [ __ ] all of this. They take way too long. I don't have the time or patience for that, but you might. See, it turns blue here and you're in like the deep dark and that always trips me up cuz I can't see the spikes until I hit them.

[00:02:09]But, let's load up some more random levels. Let's play The Shining. This is going to be scary cuz as you know, The Shining's a horror movie and this doesn't look anything [music] like The Shining. Are you kidding me? Dude, get your [ __ ] facts right. The [music] Shining's supposed to be a scary horror movie. It's not blue.

[00:02:26]Let's keep playing anyway. Maybe this level's like a bait and switch. Hey, I got a key. Maybe this level's like a bait and switch. Maybe [music] it will redeem itself later, but only time will tell.

[00:02:38]Let's try.

[00:02:39]And then, [music] when I near the end of my Jump Dash entertainment, I died there again. I'm going to show you guys some of my levels that I've made because I'm actually a prolific Jump >> [music] >> Dash level creator.

[00:02:53]I don't know if prolific is the right word because I low-key think it means the same as like infamous. So, I'm not going to use the word prolific [music] to describe anything else about myself because the only time I've ever heard the word >> [music] >> prolific be used, oh, boss fight, is when serial killers are being discussed and I really fell for that. I'm so stupid. But, yeah, I'm not a prolific level maker. I am a known, well-known, respected level maker, not a prolific one.

[00:03:29]So, let's keep going.

[00:03:31]This is a new level. It's called Retrospect.

[00:03:35]I'm not feeling any retrospective.

[00:03:38]This level's pretty bland and boring, I'm not going to lie.

[00:03:41]No hate to Aquatics. Let's get that coin. No hate to the maker. It's just like I'm not feeling inspired. [music] It's just not it for me. It's like modern art. You know, there's supposed to be like some big meaning behind it, but no one really gives a [ __ ] They just want to look at something cool.

[00:04:01]Actually, this part's decent. [music] This part's okay.

[00:04:04]I like this part. This part's chill. You get a pass on this part.

[00:04:08]And I'm not Actually, I'll try one more attempt.

[00:04:12]I've only been demonstrating how bad I am at the game.

[00:04:15]So, maybe I should try to demonstrate that I can beat a level.

[00:04:25]Let's see.

[00:04:27]Unless the gameplay is bad, but this one literally has arrows that tell you when to jump. So, I shouldn't die here.

[00:04:37]Okay, what the [ __ ] was that? Is that a timing?

[00:04:40]That looks to be a timing.

[00:04:41]There cannot be timings in hard like six-star, seven-star levels.

[00:04:47]I mean, harder rated.

[00:04:50]That's just ridiculous, man. There can't be timings.

[00:04:56]We're going to run [music] it back, though.

[00:04:58]And you might be wondering as I am a primarily [music] Roblox YouTuber why I'm playing this game. It's because I'm bored of Roblox.

[00:05:09]I really just don't like it anymore.

[00:05:11]I'll hop on it like once or twice a week, maybe.

[00:05:14]Maybe three times. I do have a list of games, but I don't even feel like playing them right now.

[00:05:20]I'm working on life stuff.

[00:05:23]And I've been making a game.

[00:05:27]And [music] Roblox has made games like cost money to make.

[00:05:34]So, my motivation and my respect has just gone downhill for Roblox.

[00:05:40]Because I want to make my [ __ ] games for free. That's the only reason I've even been on this platform for as long as I have. I would have quit in like 2024 if I wasn't able to make games for free.

[00:05:54]And they removed the one thing keeping me on the platform.

[00:05:58]Cuz [music] you know, I'm secretly a very very skilled game developer with millions and billions of visits under my belt.

[00:06:09]Give or take a few billion, a few digits. Maybe I only have [music] like 1,000 maybe. But still, I like making games. It's fun.

[00:06:20]And they're just taking that away.

[00:06:22]And that's not cool. Roblox is not accessible anymore.

[00:06:26]So, dude, I can't play a single level.

[00:06:30]Because of that, I'm going to be leaving Roblox.

[00:06:34]And no, I will not become a Geometry Dash YouTuber. I don't even know what Geometry Dash YouTubers make content about anymore.

[00:06:42]Because there ain't [ __ ] to talk about.

[00:06:44]But, you know, I'll be playing random games and stuff.

[00:06:48]I will be playing Roblox like once a week, maybe even three times a week if it gets better. You know, they could just like drop 20 billion fire updates cuz they noticed that they're doing bad.

[00:06:59]But, they probably won't do that cuz I don't know. David never does anything cool. David's lame. David's the worst game that I've ever And I died there.

[00:07:09]I'm ass. I might play like Yume Nikki or something. Y'all heard of that game?

[00:07:14]Just kidding, I'm not playing that [ __ ] I'll play like uh I'll play something. I'll find games.

[00:07:20]I'll be like a variety gaming YouTuber.

[00:07:22]You know, it's chill. Maybe I'll hop on Minecraft. But, I posted Minecraft two times and it did poorly. But, that's probably because the thumbnails were bad. You got to have like a good thumbnail for Minecraft videos. It has to be like I survived 50 nights in Minecraft deadliest horror mod 5,000.

[00:07:41]And you got to have a cool thumbnail with the red text, red arrow, your Minecraft character getting chased by a scary demon instead of a picture of a random island like I did last time.

[00:07:51]I got to learn from my mistakes, man.

[00:07:53]Hey, I did it. I finally beat a level.

[00:07:55]And it was like a four-star hard.

[00:07:58]Oh, five-star hard actually. That's hard. See, five stars. That's crazy.

[00:08:03]Uh let's play a demon. Easy though.

[00:08:10]Oh, what the [ __ ] is that? All right, seizure warning and lag warning. I don't know what happened there.

[00:08:16]Something happened.

[00:08:18]I'm not too sure.

[00:08:19]We get the dub, though.

[00:08:21]Oh, yeah.

[00:08:23]And now I'm doing the [ __ ] Let's hit that.

[00:08:26]Okay.

[00:08:29]Oh, we're in ship now.

[00:08:31]Okay.

[00:08:32]Oh, now I'm a little baby ship. The coin, easy [music] easiest coin ever.

[00:08:36]Uh 24%. [ __ ] Okay. One more attempt.

[00:08:40]And then I'll show you guys some of my levels that I've made.

[00:08:43]Cuz I got levels on levels on levels.

[00:08:47]They're all really good. You should play them.

[00:08:50]I want to show them now actually. I don't want to play that level.

[00:08:53]Check this out. This is my account if you want to play my levels.

[00:08:57]Um I have this one. This one's not much to talk about.

[00:09:03]>> [snorts] >> This one I just uploaded cuz I was bored.

[00:09:06]I'll be being like bored sometimes. I be being bored.

[00:09:11]I invent new vocabulary every single time I speak. New vernacular. Let me just play the level. I can't play levels while I'm giving commentary. I don't know how people do that. It's really hard. But you can see that this level has some crazy gameplay, crazy decoration.

[00:09:28]It's like Jumper but better cuz you know, Jumper's not the best main level.

[00:09:33]So I decided to improve it by adding crazy decoration and overall better gameplay cuz that's what jumper needs.

[00:09:42]And I don't even know if you guys can hear me cuz I didn't test the audio. But hopefully you guys can use your imagination to find out what I'm saying if you can't hear me cuz life is life.

[00:09:56]I was going to say something like DJ Khaled, but I realized I'm not as bright as DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled's the smartest being in the whole universe. But check out this part of me.

[00:10:06]This level is Jacob Satorius. I was going to make a sequel, [music] but I forgot. But the thing is I have Jacob Satorius 3 and a Jacob Satorius 5 made, but I don't have two or four made.

[00:10:19]But yeah.

[00:10:21]This is [music] a cool level that I made.

[00:10:24]And you guys got to check it out. I really don't have anything else to [music] say.

[00:10:28]Um yeah, it's pretty late.

[00:10:35]Let me actually get far in this level.

[00:10:36]Hold on. I'm going to be quiet for like 2 minutes.

[00:10:47]>> [music] >> [ __ ] Okay.

[00:10:54]See, when I shut up, I actually do good.

[00:10:57]As soon as I stop talking, I can beat Slaughterhouse.

[00:11:02]Top of the morning.

[00:11:03]I don't even know. Thinking space needs to be stopped right now.

[00:11:07]As we speak.

[00:11:10]I don't know if you guys know about Geometry Dash a lot on my my primarily [music] Roblox audience.

[00:11:18]But you know.

[00:11:22][ __ ] Okay, you know what? I'm not playing this.

[00:11:24]Uh this level's cool.

[00:11:26]I like this one. I don't know if I'm going to have to censor [music] this song or not, but it's cool.

[00:11:33]That's me. You know what I'm saying?

[00:11:36]The reason I like this level is only because of the song.

[00:11:40]The deco is mid, but I like the song.

[00:11:42]And this next level, this level has some history to it.

[00:11:47]Uh if you want to know the history, you can actually find a video of this with me explaining it on my secret Geometry Dash YouTube account that uh actually [clears throat] >> [music] >> has a video with like 6K views on it.

[00:12:02]But the thing is, I just forgot to post on that account. I forgot to make a follow-up. And I really don't feel like making videos for likes because that just sucks all [clears throat] the fun out of it. Can I please beat this level?

[00:12:16]But yeah, this part was made by Jake Diamond.

[00:12:19]Can I please do it?

[00:12:21]There we go.

[00:12:23]Finally.

[00:12:25]Okay, hit it in the perfect spot. Oh my god, I can't beat a single level today.

[00:12:29]Okay, then. Easy. This level is bombs.

[00:12:31]Liam, this level is good.

[00:12:36]This is the one. This level got me 6K views or maybe it was 3K. I don't know.

[00:12:42]I'm not sure.

[00:12:43]It got me some amount of views, which is ridiculous cuz this level ain't even that good.

[00:12:51]That's why all you need in YouTube is a thumbnail and you can get anywhere you want.

[00:12:57]Let me take one more attempt.

[00:13:01]>> [music] >> No, I'm a Useless. I forgot. Okay.

[00:13:05]This level is cool. This level I think should get rated cuz look at it. Look at the effects.

[00:13:13]This has some crazy effects.

[00:13:17]I don't know who came up with this effects, but his name was probably Marty or Kato cuz that's the name I have on here.

[00:13:25]Go down and then here.

[00:13:27]Up a little. Yeah.

[00:13:29]And then here.

[00:13:31]And then we're in the wave. Now I can't see.

[00:13:33]Yeah.

[00:13:34]I'm dead.

[00:13:36]>> [snorts] >> This level's good, too.

[00:13:40]I know there might be a common theme resurging around some of these levels, but uh no hate towards anybody.

[00:13:50]No disrespects to anybody besides Israel.

[00:13:56]I meant not Israel.

[00:13:58]I don't know. Do I have to do that to get views? To keep my viewership? Is that why I've been succeeding?

[00:14:05]I don't know.

[00:14:07]Shout out Shout out these people, though.

[00:14:10]Hopefully they give me some more YouTube views and subscribers.

[00:14:15]Send me your finest subscribers.

[00:14:18]Oh, [ __ ] All right. Well, I died there.

[00:14:20]Let's go play Mecha Bob. This level's okay.

[00:14:28]It's only okay. It's not the best, but you know, it's it's all right.

[00:14:32]It's It's okay.

[00:14:35]It can use some work.

[00:14:40]All right. I'm dead.

[00:14:42]I have Chop Shin. This was a joint collab effort with my friends at Trolling who also comments on my videos frequently and he has been in some of my videos on here under different name.

[00:14:54]You might know him as Slime Crew Earth and also known as Mr. Rips.

[00:14:58]But yeah.

[00:15:00]This level's pretty cool.

[00:15:02]He made the gameplay. I made the deco.

[00:15:04]And you can tell because the gameplay's [music] great. While the deco is just a little bit great.

[00:15:11]But yeah, then we have this level. I know it says I beat this level, but luckily I don't remember doing that.

[00:15:17]This level's gameplay is so buns. I would recommend anybody play it.

[00:15:21]It's just bad. It's just a bad level.

[00:15:24]It's just not fun to play. Yeah. And then uh femur man limbo day, I made this on a private server.

[00:15:30]If any of you guys seen my private server levels, you can drop a like.

[00:15:36]But look at this gameplay.

[00:15:39]The whole plot of the level is you're getting freaky with a limbo limbo pyramid. I made this so long ago. I was a different type of person back then.

[00:15:48]But I'm fully changed now.

[00:15:53]And we go here.

[00:15:54]And we do that.

[00:15:56]And we do this. And let's go.

[00:15:59]And this level is a joke level, so it doesn't exist.

[00:16:04]That's That's the video.

[00:16:07]You know, I'll upload better in a little bit.

[00:16:14]Maybe tomorrow.

[00:16:15]We'll see.