WE'RE NOT FRIENDS (2025) - ALL EPISODES

追加: 2026-05-27

[00:00:06]Ah yes, a normal day. No interruptions.

[00:00:10]Just here. Bowl of cereal and >> good morning Maxwell.

[00:00:16]>> Wait, what the hell?

[00:00:20]What? Who are you?

[00:00:22]>> That's right. It's me, your old pal, Clocky. You know what time it is?

[00:00:28]a time to throw you out cuz you are absolutely tweaking, young man.

[00:00:32]>> It's time to learn. There's a time to eat, a time to sleep, a time to play, a time to work.

[00:00:39]>> Oh no, I'm not one of you.

[00:00:41]>> Only if you do it at the right time.

[00:00:45]>> Look, I don't care what lesson you've got. I just want to eat my breakfast, man. Okay, just let me >> Not at that time.

[00:00:56]But what's happening?

[00:00:59]>> Oops. Wrong time for breakfast. Let's try again.

[00:01:04]>> What do you mean? What is happening to me?

[00:01:11]>> Huh?

[00:01:13]My cereal is normal. What did you do?

[00:01:16]>> Without time, Maxwell, you're nothing.

[00:01:21]>> No, not again.

[00:01:24]What is this?

[00:01:26]Make it stop. Tick tock. Tick tock.

[00:01:31]Every second wasted. Every moment slip it away.

[00:01:37]You'll never escape it. Why are you doing this?

[00:01:46]It's the only thing that's real. My time, not yours.

[00:01:54]What was that?

[00:01:56]Finally, a normal morning. Just me, my plants, and >> hi, Maxwell.

[00:02:06]>> Oh. Ah, it's one of you again.

[00:02:09]>> It's time to grow strong, Maxwell.

[00:02:12]>> Dude, I don't want whatever lesson you want me to teach. I just came here to water my plants. And >> strength comes from nurturing, patience, care. Every living thing must grow.

[00:02:22]Trees, flowers, even people.

[00:02:25]>> I guess a little watering can't hurt.

[00:02:27]Drink up, buddy.

[00:02:30]>> Yes, that's it. Come on. More attention, more care. Keep watering.

[00:02:36]>> Uh, okay. This is getting a bit weird.

[00:02:40]Maybe that's enough for you. I need to also get to watering some of the other >> No, Maxwell, it's not strong enough.

[00:02:47]Patience, commitment, perseverance.

[00:02:49]Look, I need to get to watering some of my other plants. I just want to relax for once.

[00:02:54]>> Come on, don't neglect me. I thought we were friends.

[00:02:59]>> Dude, stop. I don't want whatever lesson you have to teach. Please, just leave me alone for once.

[00:03:06]>> But why grow alone when we can grow together?

[00:03:11]>> Please, there has to be a way.

[00:03:17]When will you learn that friendship >> can't be avoided?

[00:03:26]>> Huh?

[00:03:29]Where am I?

[00:03:31]This isn't the house.

[00:03:34]What is this place?

[00:03:37]I am sick of all these guys. Why am I in a forest now? What about that clock guy?

[00:03:43]I Does that mean I wonder if this is real.

[00:03:49]Hello, >> Maxwell. Missed me?

[00:03:54]No. No.

[00:03:58]What the Hold on. I'm back in bed.

[00:04:02]What? Oh, God. Come on.

[00:04:16]Finally, I'm by myself. I can finally relax.

[00:04:21]I just hope no one comes out of nowhere in >> Maxwell. Sitting there doing nothing.

[00:04:26]What a waste. Don't you want to make something fun?

[00:04:30]>> God, not this again. What do you want now?

[00:04:33]>> Aw, don't pout. Everyone can paint. Come on, express yourself.

[00:04:39]You know what? Fine.

[00:04:43]Yes. Oh, that's wonderful. You're doing it.

[00:04:46]>> Here, look. It's just a flower.

[00:04:50]>> Just a flower? H. The pals are uneven.

[00:04:54]The colors don't even match. Sloppy.

[00:04:58]I thought you said it was good. What?

[00:05:00]>> Oh, but it is. It's wonderful. Keep going, Maxwell. Keep going.

[00:05:06]>> Okay. Here. What about this?

[00:05:10]And done. Here. I drew a house. You like this one?

[00:05:15]>> It's so messed up. Look at those crooked windows. What a ridiculous little drawing.

[00:05:23]>> But don't stop now. You're an artist, Maxwell.

[00:05:26]>> My god, dude. You keep giving me mixed signals. Like, this is absolute bull.

[00:05:32]Did I just get censored right there?

[00:05:35]>> Oh my naughty words. That's not very creative.

[00:05:39]>> Okay, I'm going to make one last drawing and I need your approval. Hey, here you happy now?

[00:05:51]>> Wow. I wouldn't be surprised if your parents were disappointed in you, buddy.

[00:05:56]>> For every single one of my drawings, there was for some reason something wrong with it, and I don't know what it is.

[00:06:02]>> Well, I guess no one likes your work, then.

[00:06:06]>> No one likes my work.

[00:06:09]>> What?

[00:06:12]I'm back here again. What is happening?

[00:06:16]My god. Hold on, dude. This can't be a coincidence. Every single time one of these talking objects tries to teach me something and then I end up just breaking down, I get sent here.

[00:06:33]There has to be a reason behind all this. This can't be a coincidence.

[00:06:38]Is anyone out there? Is there even anyone out here to help me? Or is they all just out to get me?

[00:06:49]God, I don't know what else to do. Might as well just go fishing for a bit.

[00:06:55]Surely I can catch a fish before >> Hey, Maxwell. Going fishing, I see.

[00:07:00]Well, that's a pretty fun hobby, but also pretty tedious, might I say.

[00:07:05]>> Are you freaking kidding me? What lesson do you have to teach me now? Okay, let me lend you in on a secret. I'm going to try to help you escape this place. I am not here to make you suffer.

[00:07:15]>> Wait a minute. You want to help me escape?

[00:07:18]>> Well, of course I do. I wouldn't be telling you this otherwise.

[00:07:22]>> Dude, tell me. Tell me how to get out of here. I don't want to stay here anymore.

[00:07:27]Please, just tell me.

[00:07:28]>> Look, man. I can't tell you right now.

[00:07:31]If I tell you right now, I'm going to get in a lot of trouble. We have to wait. Okay.

[00:07:35]>> Oh, okay. I see you.

[00:07:38]Well, what are we supposed to do right now then?

[00:07:40]>> Look, I know you're going to hate this, but I need you to play along with the lesson that I'm going to teach. Just trust me, okay?

[00:07:46]>> Just play along. Okay.

[00:07:50]Well, what's the lesson you're trying to teach me here?

[00:07:52]>> The lesson is patience. So, just keep fishing for a bit and yeah, we'll play along from there.

[00:08:00]>> Okay, then. I I think I can do that. But promise me it's not going to be as horrific as the past three. Heck, the last one, she literally just insulted all my drawings. Honestly, that was worse than everything else I experienced.

[00:08:14]>> I feel you, man. I can't make any promises that it won't be as scary, but please just do it. Okay.

[00:08:21]>> Okay. Well, I'm going to keep fishing for a bit. Uh you let me know when we're going to be done with this.

[00:08:28]>> Yes, that's it. Come on. It may take a while, but soon you'll be there in no time.

[00:08:41]>> My god, Randy, are we almost done? We haven't caught a single fish in How long has it been?

[00:08:53]>> About 7 years.

[00:08:56]It's been that long trying to catch one fish.

[00:09:03]What is happening?

[00:09:06]Why is this Why Why is the world around me changing?

[00:09:12]What the What is that in the sky?

[00:09:15]>> There is no Come on.

[00:09:23]Ah! God, son of a And I keep getting censored again. Oh, well, at least you're here. Okay, well, we're back at the house. What are we supposed to do now?

[00:09:33]>> Yeah, sorry about what happened. But the thing is, we still have to wait. I still can't tell you. Okay.

[00:09:39]>> Wait, you still can't tell me right now?

[00:09:41]>> Look, another teacher is going to need you soon. So, just wait for a little bit. I'll come back when I can. Okay.

[00:09:47]>> I mean, okay, but please tell me it's not going to take too long. I can't deal with this anymore. Okay. Randy said there's going to be another teacher. Let me see who it's going to be this time.

[00:09:58]>> Hello, Maxwell.

[00:10:01]>> Are youing kidding me? We're doing another kitchen theme this time.

[00:10:05]>> Of course we are. I'm Oscar the oven >> and I'm Sammy Stow.

[00:10:10]>> Oh wow. Very original. Anyway, let me guess. You're going to teach me how to cook. I already know how to cook.

[00:10:16]>> But who says we can't practice more? You know, practice makes perfect.

[00:10:20]>> Okay. I mean, I guess it should be pretty simple. Let's make some bread.

[00:10:23]Get the flour.

[00:10:25]>> Okay, I'll get the flour, I guess.

[00:10:28]Now, what do I do with this?

[00:10:30]>> Hand it over to me.

[00:10:31]>> Oh, yeah. And it.

[00:10:35]Okay, this should take a little bit. So, hopefully it won't take too long already. Whoa.

[00:10:43]Oh, nice. We got a loaf of bread. I guess that wasn't too bad. May I try it?

[00:10:48]>> Of course. Go ahead.

[00:10:49]>> All right. Three, two, one, down the hatch.

[00:10:59]What the What was that, dude? That was Oh my god, that was disgusting.

[00:11:07]Hold on. One sec.

[00:11:12]God, that was terrible. Okay, what is the next thing we're going to try to cook?

[00:11:16]>> Maybe some healthy salad will cleanse your palette. Does that sound good?

[00:11:20]>> Okay, that should be pretty easy.

[00:11:23]>> First, grab a tomato.

[00:11:25]>> All right. Okay, I'll get the tomato.

[00:11:30]And the next ingredient, >> the lettuce.

[00:11:33]>> Okay, I'll get the lettuce. This is not how cooking works.

[00:11:38]All right, come on, Sammy.

[00:11:42]Cook me a salad.

[00:11:46]Oh, nice. Let's go. Okay, hopefully you guys are not feeding me garbage and this will actually cleanse my pallet.

[00:11:55]What the? Dude, that was even What was that? Hang on a minute. Let me check the tomatoes.

[00:12:05]What the freak?

[00:12:08]These are expired, dude. This is expired, too. Why are you using expired ingredients, bro? What on earth are you guys trying to do? Are you trying to poison me?

[00:12:19]>> Uh, should we take action now?

[00:12:21]>> Oh, yeah. Let's do that now.

[00:12:24]>> No, you can't do that. No. No. No. No.

[00:12:26]No. What? No. No. No. No. No. No. NO.

[00:12:29]NO.

[00:12:31]IT BURNS. IT BURNS. IT BURNS.

[00:12:40]And of course, I am back here. What else is new?

[00:12:45]That's new.

[00:12:47]>> Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock.

[00:12:58]Tick tock.

[00:12:58]>> No. Please. No. Not this guy again. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock.

[00:13:06]No. No. No. No. No. I actually need to escape. Help.

[00:13:12]Ow. Oh my god. No.

[00:13:15]Oh my god, that hurt. Oh god. Okay, at least I escaped from the clock guy. I I need to get out of here. Please, there's got to be a way out.

[00:13:27]What?

[00:13:28]No, no, no, no. If there's talking objects who are trying to teach me, does that mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:13:36]>> Hello there, Maxwell. Might I teach you a very important lesson?

[00:13:41]>> Oh my god. Why are you here? Why are you the teacher for this lesson?

[00:13:46]You're going to be Are you going to be teaching me? I won't gas.

[00:13:49]>> Why, I will. Might I say you're a pretty smart one yourself? Too bad it won't last forever, though.

[00:13:55]>> And let me guess, this is going to be extremely morbid.

[00:13:58]>> Of course, death is always morbid, especially if it's your loved ones.

[00:14:04]>> Okay, I am out of here. I am leaving.

[00:14:07]Wait, why am I back here? No, no, no, no, no, no. I keep getting teleported.

[00:14:12]Come on.

[00:14:14]Oh my god. There's no escape from this lesson, is there?

[00:14:18]>> No one can escape from death. You'll be here till the day you die.

[00:14:23]>> I'll be here till the day I die. I No. I have a life to live. I can't be stuck in some messed up kids show.

[00:14:34]>> Do you really have a life to live? Do you even still remember your loved ones and their names?

[00:14:40]>> Oh god.

[00:14:42]Why can't I remember them?

[00:14:44]>> Why can't I remember their names?

[00:14:47]>> You would think you'd remember. Oh, wait. No, cuz you wasted time. And now that you wasted time, how about we just make it so you don't have to suffer.

[00:15:08]Please, man. I can't deal with this anymore.

[00:15:12]Randy, please come back. I need your help. I cannot stay here any longer.

[00:15:18]Please, Randy. Oh my god. Thank god you're finally back.

[00:15:24]>> Yeah, sorry I was gone for a while.

[00:15:26]Hopefully, it wasn't too bad though, >> dude. It has been terrible. I remember in the kitchen the I forgot their names.

[00:15:33]Wait, no, it was Oscar the aided, Sammy sto. They literally tried to cook me alive.

[00:15:39]Oh Was that all that happened?

[00:15:42]>> Most recent one that there was a grave and she literally tried to get me to the freaking I can't even bring myself to say it.

[00:15:52]>> Darn. That must have been very rough then.

[00:15:54]>> And then there was the clock guy.

[00:15:57]Why is he not His eyes are not open? But he he was alive. I I could have sworn I saw him. I tried to escape him.

[00:16:05]>> Yes, I know about the clock guy. But look, I need you to calm down for a second. Okay, >> I meant to calm down. I'm living in a world of paranoia and I just want to go back to my home.

[00:16:14]>> Yes, I know that. That's why I'm going to help you get back home.

[00:16:18]>> Okay. Well, if you can tell me now, please tell me your plan. I can't stay here any longer.

[00:16:25]>> Okay. Okay, calm down. The first part of their plan is we need to activate the computer.

[00:16:29]>> We need to activate the computer. Are you talking about that one on the desk?

[00:16:33]>> Yes, that one.

[00:16:34]>> Well, what are we going to use it for?

[00:16:36]Are you saying that's just going to have some answer to escape this freaking cursed place? Like, is that the plan?

[00:16:45]>> Yes, essentially that is the plan. Also, the computer is another teacher, by the way.

[00:16:49]>> Okay. Okay. The computer is also a teacher and therefore it needs to be teaching me a lesson in order for it to be active.

[00:16:57]>> Uh, yes. Not sure how you figured that out.

[00:17:00]>> Oh my god, this is so messed up.

[00:17:03]Are you able to figure out when the computer is going to be the teacher?

[00:17:07]>> Look, computer lessons are not for another 5 hours. Dude, >> not for another 5 hours. I can't wait that long. I'm not going to sit through more of these torturous lessons, man.

[00:17:19]>> That's why we're going to decrease the time using the radio that's next to it.

[00:17:22]>> Okay, I'll go to the radio. Okay, I'm at the radio. Randy, what am I supposed to do exactly? Okay. So, turn the knobs.

[00:17:30]One right.

[00:17:32]>> One right.

[00:17:33]>> One left.

[00:17:34]>> One left. What next?

[00:17:37]>> Three right.

[00:17:38]>> Okay. Three right. One, two, three, and >> and five left.

[00:17:44]>> Five left. Okay. One, two, three, four, five. Is there any more?

[00:17:50]>> Yes. The last numbers for the code are 2763.

[00:17:54]>> 2763. Okay, I think I can do that. Hold on. One, two. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

[00:18:04]One, two, three, four, five, six, and then one, two, three. What? Oh, okay. I can't tell. What? How much time do we have left now?

[00:18:14]>> It seems like there's now only 15 minutes left.

[00:18:17]>> Okay, 15 minutes. That's good. Well, okay. While we wait for the 15 minutes, can we at least just chat about what's been going on?

[00:18:25]>> Sure. I feel you, man. Good. I think I really need that.

[00:18:29]>> Hello, Maxwell. I am Connie the computer. Ready to learn something new today?

[00:18:34]>> What the? You weren't on before.

[00:18:38]>> Oh, yeah. She's finally on. Don't you think this is coming?

[00:18:41]>> That's right. I can answer anything.

[00:18:43]Just type a question and I'll help you learn.

[00:18:46]>> Uh, okay. Fine. All right. Let's see.

[00:18:53]>> Oh, Maxwell. Silly boy. Let's try something fun instead. How about we learn colors or animals or friendship?

[00:19:01]>> Wait, no. I want to know how to get out of here. Come on.

[00:19:06]How about we pick a better question.

[00:19:09]>> Connie, don't you dare stop him.

[00:19:12]>> Oh, Randy, you're so serious. But rules are rules.

[00:19:18]One, tell me, how do I escape?

[00:19:27]What the what?

[00:19:30]Uh, no. No, no, no, no. Uh, that's not true. Here, look at something happy.

[00:19:33]Balloons, rainbows, fun.

[00:19:35]>> Too late, Connie. He already knows now.

[00:19:38]>> Don't listen. Don't listen. Stay here.

[00:19:40]Be happy.

[00:19:42]>> All right, Connie. Time to put you down.

[00:19:46]>> NO. NO. NO. I NEED HELP. I can't help.

[00:19:50]Fun fact, computers don't like being You You didn't have to.

[00:19:58]>> Look, Maxwell, we need the scraps for a gun. Trust me on this. Okay, now let me get to work. And come on, a little more done. All right, let's go. All right, Maxwell, I have made this state-of-the-art gun, and this is going to be your ticket out of this place.

[00:20:16]>> Okay, look, Randy, I'm not sure how I feel about this. Well, remember what that computer said?

[00:20:23]>> Yes, I remember what that computer said.

[00:20:25]>> She said you need to kill every single one of them to get out of here. That's why I made this gun for you. Here, take it.

[00:20:33]>> All right, I'll take the gun. Oh, dang.

[00:20:35]Those are pretty nice.

[00:20:37]>> I know. Pretty good at making things.

[00:20:39]>> All right, so uh what do we do now?

[00:20:42]>> Hello there, Maxwell. I am Bury Bookcase. Are you ready to do some reading?

[00:20:47]>> Oh, look, Maxwell. Another one spawned in. Oh, another one of them.

[00:20:52]>> Shoot him, Maxwell. There'll be one less to worry about.

[00:20:55]>> All right, let's do it.

[00:20:58]>> Uh, Maxwell, what is it that you're pointing at me? Please.

[00:21:02]>> Let's go. One down.

[00:21:05]That felt good for once.

[00:21:10]>> Yes, Maxwell. That's the energy I want to see.

[00:21:13]>> I don't know why I've been so afraid all this time. I'm the one in control now.

[00:21:18]And this this is my ticket out of here.

[00:21:21]I'll finally be able to leave and live my life.

[00:21:27]>> What's wrong, Maxwell?

[00:21:28]>> I don't know if it's worth trying to get back. Honestly, I mean, yeah, this place sucks, but what more do I have left in the real world? I can't remember my loved ones.

[00:21:41]I don't remember my original life.

[00:21:45]What else is there for me when I go home?

[00:21:48]>> Look, Maxwell, don't overthink it. We're just trying to get you back home.

[00:21:52]>> You know what? Yes. We need to start wiping out every single one of them.

[00:21:58]Let's go, Randy. All right, let's see who's downstairs.

[00:22:03]Oh, it's you guys.

[00:22:05]>> Hello there, Maxwell. Uh, might I ask why are you holding a gun?

[00:22:09]>> No, thank you.

[00:22:15]Wait now. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:22:19]All right. I think they're outside.

[00:22:23]Come on, guys. I know one of y'all are out here. Oh, there you are.

[00:22:30]What? Where am I? What happened?

[00:22:34]Come on. I got no time to waste. Well, well, well. If it isn't you. I'm sorry.

[00:22:40]Do you have a proper name or are you just a grave?

[00:22:42]>> Okay, first of all, I thought you were dead. Oh, but yes, I am just a grave. I don't have a name.

[00:22:48]>> Okay, I mean that's cool enough. Time to die now.

[00:22:54]>> Um, what is happening? What is that?

[00:23:00]Randy, where are you?

[00:23:02]>> Yo, sorry I wasn't here. Uh, what the freak did you just do?

[00:23:06]>> Well, obviously I don't know. How about you explain what's going on? Okay. It seems like when you shoot her, she started to create a death paradox.

[00:23:13]>> I'm sorry, what?

[00:23:14]>> Well, she's grave. She's the embodiment of death, and you're using death against her. That's why it's doing this.

[00:23:20]>> Are you actually real?

[00:23:22]>> What do you mean?

[00:23:22]>> Yeah. No, because no one in the right mind is able to make that connection to a freaking gravestone and me using a gun on it. Oh, shoot. Uh, what is happening?

[00:23:36]Um, what is going on?

[00:23:39]>> What the freak are you doing here? No.

[00:23:44]What the Oh. Oh god, it's this place again.

[00:23:51]Randy.

[00:23:53]Randy. Hello.

[00:23:57]>> Huh? Who's there? Oh, hey, Maxwell.

[00:24:01]Just wondering, do you know where we are?

[00:24:03]>> Well, yes. I remember this place. I remember seeing that little sprout guy.

[00:24:09]I got sent to this forest and then he ended up like jump scaring me and then I fell through a bush and then I got sent back to the house.

[00:24:17]Well, where is he now? He has to be somewhere.

[00:24:20]>> Okay, I don't think they'll find me here. I just hope they don't come out of nowhere and >> No. No. Please, NO. PLEASE DON'T. SH.

[00:24:37]NO, NO, NO. WHAT THE FREAK?

[00:24:40]What is happening to the sky?

[00:24:42]>> You will die.

[00:24:48]What? Oh. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:24:50]No. No. This is not good.

[00:24:56]Oh god. What is happening? Oh my god. We need to get to a shelter. Come on, Randy. All right. I think we're safe from here.

[00:25:02]>> No. Wait for me.

[00:25:04]>> Okay, I think we're safe here. I think I've seen that thing before.

[00:25:11]>> Wait, you have?

[00:25:12]>> Well, I remember when I first met you.

[00:25:14]What? It was like when we were fishing and it's been like it was like 7 years or something and then that thing just popped out of the sky and then I got sent back to the house again.

[00:25:28]Hey, well, hang on a minute.

[00:25:32]Still one more person left. Well, who is it?

[00:25:38]>> Clocky.

[00:25:44]>> Hey, I think that's all of them.

[00:25:47]But why haven't I been sent back home?

[00:25:50]>> Well, there's still one more person.

[00:25:53]>> What? No. No. Surely there's another way we can do this, right? I don't have to I don't have to kill you, do I?

[00:26:02]>> It's okay, Maxwell. You must do it.

[00:26:05]>> But you're not one of them. Better than them. I You actually helped me. I They just made me suffer. But you didn't.

[00:26:13]>> It doesn't matter. Just pull the trigger. We're almost there.

[00:26:17]>> I'm sorry.

[00:26:28]Good.

[00:26:49]Our test subject, Maxwell, has escaped the simulation. The broadcast has been proven unsuccessful.

[00:26:58]Find another person.