Kids these days call everyone over 20 old

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]Hey, how old are you? 28.

[00:00:01]>> Bang!

[00:00:01]You're a little boy.

[00:00:02]>> 30. You're about to die soon. You're pushing 30. You're about to die soon.

[00:00:05]You're a little boy. You're pushing 30.

[00:00:06]You're about to die soon. You're a little boy. You're pushing 30. You're about to die soon. Wake up. Elderly. How old are you? 29.

[00:00:12]>> [ __ ] Happy birthday, my boy. Appreciate you. Oh, it's your birthday. How old are you? 34. Happy birthday, Unc. Woah, woah. Don't call me Unc. I'm nobody's uncle, bro. It doesn't matter if you're not anybody's uncle. All that matters is you're old enough to be somebody's uncle. So, like I said before, happy birthday, Unc. Get a cane.

[00:00:27]You're going to need it. How old are you? 30. [ __ ] Come on.

[00:00:32]My uncle pushing 30. He finna pass away.

[00:00:34]Every day I pray that God let him stay.

[00:00:36]My uncle pushing 30. He finna pass away.

[00:00:38]Every day I pray that God let him stay.

[00:00:41]>> [clears throat] >> Come here. Come here.

[00:00:42]>> [snorts] >> This [ __ ] got to be a Grammy. So, what age does Unc start? 23. How does that make sense? 23 is still young. Yeah, it might be young if you compare yourself to a old head, but it's not young if you compare yourself to a young [ __ ] We got YNs, Uncs, and old heads. You're not a YN. You're not a old head. What else can you be? You're Unc, man. We out of choices. My uncle pushing 30. He finna pass away. Every day I pray that God let him stay. My uncle pushing 30. He finna pass away. Every day I pray that God let him stay.

[00:01:08]Ooh, that [ __ ] hot. Hey, drop that [ __ ] Drop that [ __ ] No mix, no master, nothing. Drop that [ __ ] That [ __ ] hot.

[00:01:16]Man, ooh, we made it.

[00:01:17]Yeah, we made it. Ooh.

[00:01:19]>> Y'all trying to go to the club? You're 18. You're too young to go to the club.

[00:01:22]Dog, he's 30. He's too old to go to the club. You shouldn't be popping bottles.

[00:01:26]You should be married with three kids.

[00:01:27]Shut the [ __ ] up. Y'all trying to go to the club or not? Come on. Hey, Unc, stay on.

[00:01:32]I'm done talking. You don't know what you're talking about. I do know what I'm talking about. You just turned 30. Go purchase a cane cuz when you walk, you're about to feel pain. You're old as [ __ ] old as [ __ ]