YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE #313

Hinzugefügt: 2026-06-04

[00:00:02]Good morning. Sunday morning.

[00:00:04]>> Happy Sunday. Welcome to this education and welcome to another episode of You Laugh, you lose. If you are new to this channel and new to this series, the game is simple. If you laugh at anything today, you lose and you have to do a punishment. What is today's punishment?

[00:00:20]Today's punishment is very simple. We are getting into summertime. Most of you are done with school or have kids or grandkids done with school.

[00:00:29]You got to go back to school. Sign up for summer classes. I don't care where you do it. You got to take summer school. That's the punishment. If you accept the terms of today's game, head down and like this video. And if you are new here, please make sure you are subscribed and have the bell clicked for notifications when new videos are uploaded. Now, on to today's game. If you laugh, you lose.

[00:00:51]Go. What my plants see every 30 minutes.

[00:00:55]If you care, here's your reminder. Go water the plants. Maybe you just planted some trees, whatever. Flowers. They need lots of water. Okay. Don't let them die.

[00:01:06]It's It's only It's the beginning of June here. Oh, it's taco night. Taco and burrito night on a Sunday. Oh, if you lose today, you have to do this, too.

[00:01:18]That's disgusting. The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope. Even lower. There you go.

[00:01:26]There's some truth to that. If you go into it with no expectations or low expectations, you can only be surprised, right? Pleasantly surprised. And if it goes bad, you expected it. Brazil may be a developing nation, but it is rich in culture. Get me out of this godforsaken hell hole.

[00:01:45]I heard that conversation about Los Angeles. Los Angeles mayor race is probably the biggest run, the most entertaining one for sure this fall. And it's weird to see this psychosis that some people that live in LA and California, they think that things are amazing or even any city.

[00:02:02]Pick a city. It's the same thing with Minneapolis. They think that things are just fantastic. It's like, wait a minute. No, no, no, no. They're actually not. It wasn't like this 10 years ago.

[00:02:13]Not even close.

[00:02:15]So, I don't know. But my point is, people live in different realities on many different issues. It's it's bizarre. Very bizarre. A little uneasy about this new 5G tower that has gone up at the end of my street.

[00:02:31]You're going to want to take the copper out of that thing ASAP. Deactivate it cuz it's watching. No one's watching you. I promise you how I feel every time I am directed to talk to an AI chatbot.

[00:02:47]Dirty clankers.

[00:02:49]I don't want to talk to a clanker. I want to talk to a human being.

[00:02:54]Damn it. That's the whole theme of this channel in 2026. We're so over AI. I can't even. I'm just disgusted.

[00:03:02]This just happened to me. Tried to call Waste Management and I got a AI chatbot.

[00:03:06]I don't want an AI chatbot. Give me a person so I can fix my problem. Oh, I'm just I'm sick and tired of it. Oh, my daughter after eating one green bean so she could legally request dessert.

[00:03:21]No, no, no, no, no. You got to have as many bites as your age. At least at le.

[00:03:28]And big bites.

[00:03:30]Big bites. Yeah. You ain't getting dessert if you're not going to eat dinner. That's just a fact. Eliminated.

[00:03:35]The Dallas Cowboys were eliminated from the playoffs after their scheduled release.

[00:03:42]Cowboys fans, where you at? You guys are going to suck again. It's just It is what it is. No, the Vikings, we got Kyler Murray.

[00:03:50]This is the year, dude. This is the year. I'm telling you. We just had a guy come into our auto parts store asking if we sold longer dipsticks because he does what? Because his doesn't reach his oil anymore.

[00:04:05]I don't know if that's real. I hope it is. Any auto parts people here? What's the wildest thing you've seen? Have you seen something along the lines of this?

[00:04:14]Wait, for real? The majority of millennials and Gen Z use subtitles when watching TV. Survey reveals off topic, but this lady sucks at eating popcorn.

[00:04:25]The important stuff, right? Yeah. I I don't know where they got that stock photo, but And I don't know who here.

[00:04:32]Are is anyone here watching with subtitles on?

[00:04:37]Why? Why? Why would you do that to yourself? Pay attention to the memes.

[00:04:41]The memes have the words. That's all you need to pay attention to. A large group of people is called I got to go. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, that's not today. Not today. The the only large group of people I'm going around is at church.

[00:04:57]Okay. I feel comfortable around those people. We're all there for the same reason. And that that's it. That's the only large group of people I want to be around. I'm over concerts, sporting events. I don't care. I don't want to do it anymore. I just Yeah. Fake coyote goose deterrent.

[00:05:13]I don't think it's working.

[00:05:16]Yeah, it's that time of year, too. They have their little uh what are they called? What are the baby geese?

[00:05:22]Gooselings? I don't know. But yeah, they're they're mean, dude. They hiss at you. Got the little babies running around. They'll protect them. So if you're walking on the path, you walk by those, they're going to get you. They will. They're They are nasty little things. Take me away from here. I miss the days when they used to be afraid of us.

[00:05:40]No one cares about you. Aliens. Aliens.

[00:05:42]Like it used to be a fun mystic thing. Now that the government is telling us it's real, it's like, I don't care. We got other problems. Okay.

[00:05:51]Trying to make rent this month. Trying to feed my family. That's where we're at. Aliens, do whatever you want. The National Park Service employee who chose the verb commit here should be awarded a Nobel Prize in literature. Notice bathroom supplies may not be available here. Please check the role before you commit.

[00:06:10]Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

[00:06:16]This is grotesque. We should not have these memes in here anymore. This is a this is a professional setting, a professional show. We're having this kind of stuff. This toilet humor in here. Grotesque. We're over this. Three female gym teachers circa 1983.

[00:06:35]My my gym teacher in the '9s. She was not not like this, but um maybe maybe 10 years earlier before me, you know, she was a little bit more buff. What TV show is this? Beginning, middle, end?

[00:06:52]Ooh, man. Yeah, there's a couple I would say Survivor, like the first couple seasons were unbelievable. They actually had to survive to where it is now. The the best person never wins. Jonathan should have won. Yeah, they didn't like him, but he played the best game. He did. That's what I would say. That's the first thing that comes to my mind. I would say maybe Yellowstone lost the I kind of liked the ending. A lot of people didn't. Anyways, what show do you think is this? Don't ask me to adjust my AC. Bring a blanket or a jacket. You're in Antarctica now.

[00:07:28]Yeah. You know that always I always say that to uh my family like, "No, no, no, no, no, no. Guys, there's a solution here. Either take off your sweatshirt or put on a sweatshirt." There we go. My cat in the litter box.

[00:07:42]This is what your cat is doing right now as you watch this. They actually they're good at hiding these little things, these little snowblowers, leaf blowers.

[00:07:51]This This is why stuff gets everywhere.

[00:07:53]You got to catch them in the act. Jim Crow 2.0 democracy.

[00:07:59]Dude, I absolutely love when political narratives just don't make any sense and they commit to them.

[00:08:07]Like this is this is the greatest one ever. Oh, they're gerrymandering. The Supreme Court voted down the these literal racist zoning laws. Uh said, "Hey, that's kind of not okay. we shouldn't do that anymore. Which is right. They shouldn't have done that in the South. Um, while in the Northeast, this is the map, dude. You have roughly 40 to 50% of the people in the Northeast voting red and they have zero representation in Congress. Okay, so let's all shut up. I should say let's the left. Shut up with your stupid narratives.

[00:08:45]Here we go. I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth, but one woman just smiled at Walmart and the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of sauce pins.

[00:08:56]They call that Mountain Dew mouth. You got Mountain Dew. If it's bad, you got a barcode. So, go scan your mouth. If you get a barcode, go to the dentist. Stop drinking that Mountain Dew. I am the great cornholio.

[00:09:15]Come on. Who did this gets me every time?

[00:09:22]Oh, that's great. That's funny. That's funny. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

[00:09:29]Dave Bautista, Stellin Scarsgard, and Austin Butler on the set of Dune Part Two. My other toes laughing at the toe that got stubbed.

[00:09:41]Are any are there any Dune cultists here? Any of you that read the books?

[00:09:45]Oh, the movie doesn't do the book justice. The movies are good. I like the movies. I'm excited for part three. Am I wrong for that? Any last wishes? Ooh, that's illegal in 48 states. So, be careful out there. I'm going to I don't know who this is, but I'm sure they got some IP address on this photo. I'm sending it in right now. Can't be going out there doing that. Dandelion Knuckles, the hell's wrong with you, man? You got to kill someone. Dad's on Mother's Day. Dad's on Father's Day.

[00:10:15]Dads, was this you on Mother's Day?

[00:10:18]That was me on Mother's Day. We We had burgers. They were delicious. And you know what? I don't mind. I'll I'll I'll do the burgers again. Your music saved me.

[00:10:28]Does anyone still have one of these? I know we've said this probably like once a year. We say this. This meme comes up.

[00:10:34]Bass. Billy. Billy Bass, right? I hope he's still out there still kicking. That commercial was everywhere when we were kids. It's insane how beautiful life can be. Oh yeah, right there. Spring flowers are blooming. The orange cone flower.

[00:10:49]Man, I'm so happy we don't live in a place like this anymore. H what a nightmare. When Blockbuster peaked in 2004, it carried 8,000 titles. A modern streaming homepage usually shows fewer than 200. Wow. And choice paralysis came with a time limit. Mom gave you 10 to 15 minutes to pick something. Otherwise, we were leaving empty-handed.

[00:11:12]That's actually crazy. And I I'm all for taking a step back. We should take a step back. Bring this back. It was the experience, man.

[00:11:20]Another pandemic. Ain't nobody got time for that.

[00:11:25]I don't know what's going to happen between the by the time I record this and the time this video comes out, a couple days. But there I just saw a headline this morning about Ebola. It was antivirus. Now it's Ebola. We're talking about vaccines for Ebola.

[00:11:40]So, dude, same story, different year. Whatever, man. Hear me out. The government does by spirit renames it Deport Airlines and flies all of the illegal immigrants back to their home country.

[00:11:56]I don't think it's a bad idea. I don't think it's a bad idea. It's not racist.

[00:12:00]They're breaking the law. Okay.

[00:12:04]they shouldn't break the law. I I just don't see how that is not the consensus among every American. But anyways, get this to Trump. Let's let's uh put this idea out there. Let's do it. Number of living, breathing human children your postal service has processed, stamped, and physically shipped across the country as mail. DHL, UPS, FedEx. What?

[00:12:25]At least what the post office has? What?

[00:12:31]Excuse one more time. What? Can we look this up? There's no way.

[00:12:40]POV, you're my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I've texted you. Plug her now.

[00:12:51]Oh, that's love right there. That is love right there. You need to hit the gym, buddy. God, speaking of Dune. Oh, what a what a character in that that show, that book. Sorry. The book is better, Zed. The book is better. I'm sure it is. It always is. Wife doesn't like my beach outfit.

[00:13:12]Your wife doesn't know beach outfits.

[00:13:15]Hell yeah, brother. Never forget. Never forget. I want to spend the rest of my days with you, even though you make some of the worst smells I've ever smelled in my life. D. This show is off the rails.

[00:13:27]We might not be able to air this. This is grotesque, but this is love. This is a reality of life. Okay.

[00:13:36]Me working on my car relaxes me. Also me 5 minutes into working on the car. Oh yeah. Yeah. Because then, you know, you get that bolt that you forgot was in there that's kind of stripped and it's and it's hard to get to. It's just h dude. It's part of it. It's part of it. You know the language. It just it just comes out of you. It's hard, dude.

[00:13:58]Working on your car. Masking outdoors in 2026.

[00:14:02]Oh man, there are still people like this. They are still getting boosted. I'm not kidding you. It's a real thing. It's uh it's a mental illness. It really is.

[00:14:14]Woke up randomly thinking about naming my first born Tony, but spelled Tony like baloney, dude.

[00:14:25]I'm surprised this hasn't happened. Are there any Tony's spelled taggna in the chat? What a Yeah, how the hell did we ever spell that word like that? Baloney.

[00:14:34]Uh, you can do that. Your kid will be unique. He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code now.

[00:14:41]And now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale.

[00:14:46]Hit him with please see cash here.

[00:14:50]That's it. Someone behind the scenes pulling strings on you. That's why your day is hard. That's why the gas pump sucks every time. Any gas stations attendants out there, please refill the receipt paper. Okay. This shirt got me dirty looks in Walmart. White privilege.

[00:15:04]The ability to suffer whatever life throws at you without blaming another ethnic group.

[00:15:11]Ah, that's good. That's a great definition cuz that is that's most accurate definition I've ever seen of that.

[00:15:18]That's great. DJ Eugenics getting ready to drop the havirus remix.

[00:15:24]This guy, this guy, I'm pretty sure he's the one uh didn't they do a bunch of like genetically modified mosquitoes in Florida because of him. He's in the food now. The vaccines obviously nobody elected this guy. Nobody wants him doing this crap. How has no one stopped him yet? If you hold a slice of Chicago pizza to your ear, you can hear faint gunfire. This is a fact check. I want you to do this next time you have Chicago style pizza. That's how bad the problem is there. Me reading a book instead of watching Netflix because I don't want my favorite character to turn gay for no reason.

[00:16:01]Yeah. Why do they do that? Like every series they have to have that.

[00:16:06]It's very bizarre. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[00:16:15]Accurate. This is why you keep a list.

[00:16:16]Always keep a list, you know, in your notes on your phone, whatever. Oh, I got to get this blah blah blah. That's It's easy. Get off my lawn, AI.

[00:16:26]Scoliosis sufferer.

[00:16:29]Oh, this is I believe I was it Sim Donut who did this on Twitter. I'm sorry, X.

[00:16:35]This is me. I'm not ashamed of it. I hate AI with a passion. I really do. I don't think it's good for us. I don't think it's good for society. And yes, I do have scoliosis. I I can't do anything about that either. You hate on me for farting, but the most beautiful stars are full of gas.

[00:16:55]How did this happen? What do we Next?

[00:16:58]It's true. Fact check. True. But next. I wish they'd do this to us at work.

[00:17:04]Oh, yeah. No, it's We're getting to that time, too. Especially if you work outside, you got a real job, you work outside, work with your hands, you know, you this maybe you can invent this.

[00:17:14]Maybe AI can invent this and and uh help your your life. This means the kitchen is closed for the night.

[00:17:21]It's closed for the night. You put your dirty dish in the dishwasher. All right.

[00:17:25]Don't be leaving it on the counter.

[00:17:27]Counter's clean. This has to be one of the best fantasy punishments ever. I stink at fantasy football.

[00:17:34]Not bad. Pretty mild. Pretty innocent.

[00:17:37]You can do that. I like this better than a lot of the ones I've seen. Some of them are pretty crazy. You're going to join the Marines if you lose. Like, I can see this going bad. What's your first thoughts? My first thought is, hell yeah. Hang on, boys. Be safe. Save that fee. That's what I'm talking about.

[00:17:55]What is that? A gun safe. Or is it a fridge? It looks like a fridge or a freezer. Yeah. You know what? You're doing it. Just be careful, boys. Stopped checking my email for an entire week and it changed my life. I got fired.

[00:18:10]Someone told me like if you go on leave or vacation or something and come back just delete everything that's more than 3 days old cuz then it it's irrelevant at that point. I was like I don't know about that. Being an adult is trying to figure out what to do with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

[00:18:27]That's that's very true.

[00:18:30]That's why you get you got to mix in some pork chops once a week. Have a pasta night once a week. You know, got to mix it up a little bit. Fight Club.

[00:18:41]A remake coming near you with Elliot Paige. Yes, I'm sure this will happen.

[00:18:45]I'm sure they will. They have to erase good movies. They have to destroy the legacy of these great movies.

[00:18:53]That's that's part of the Marxist agenda. Undermine culture, you know, make it irrelevant. My brave husband died defending our farm from raiders before the other men of our village could come and drive off the attackers.

[00:19:05]Please, when I die, burn me with a sword. 1,000 years later, the inhabitant of a medieval grave in Finland may have been non-binary. A new study finds.

[00:19:16]What did we just talk about? Rewriting history, undermining culture, rewriting narratives. Look at the Odyssey. That's exactly what they're doing with that. It It's not even a secret name. Jesus 22.

[00:19:30]No phone iPhone 13 Pro Max. That's so stupid. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get next. Mr. Beast put a woman on a tropical island with six of her ex-boyfriends and $250,000 on the line.

[00:19:44]The exes were supposed to compete for her. Instead, they became best friends and completely ignored her. Yeah, I've not seen that video. Uh, but props to the boys there. Good on you boys.

[00:19:57]Sometimes I think I'm a bad mom, then I remember these two. Did anyone watch this documentary yet? quite possibly the worst parents in the history of parents.

[00:20:08]There is a girl very viral story like 5 years ago, six years ago that intentionally crashed her car uh wild story and she got charged with murder for it and her parents it's like oh I wonder how she got like that. I wonder how such a deranged teenager existed.

[00:20:25]And then you see the parents, you're like, "Oh, she had horrible parents.

[00:20:28]That's why." I think that's the root cause of most of the issues with adults.

[00:20:34]Really, truly, if you can travel back in time, what will you do? Me, my younger self. Scap. We don't know what we don't know, right? So, how do you know? You can't act with wisdom when you're younger if you don't have it. It comes with experience. It comes with age. So, we got to give ourselves some grace. our younger selves. Maybe we made some bad decisions. We all do. No one will ever know.

[00:20:59]If you have kids, you can get away with this. Now, if this is you and your significant other, I don't think it's going to work. You can try it and report back. Could gigantic buses of the future traveling 140 mph fix California's long-distance travel problem? The state is looking at it. That's a great idea.

[00:21:15]You could even build special roads for them out of metal connecting major cities like a train or what's is it the bullet train that they've been working on for 20 years now or 10 years and they've spent billions of dollars and they've got like a mile of track.

[00:21:30]Completely fraudulent. Everyone knows that. If you thought lightning was bad, there's a dinosaur headed for Ohio.

[00:21:38]All of you in Ohio, be careful out there. You got a T-Rex coming. Just be careful this summer. You won't have a check engine light if you don't have any dash. Follow me for more car tips.

[00:21:51]We got to start thinking as time goes forward. We got to We got to outsmart AI. Outsmart these chips. The microwave the plate my food.

[00:22:01]Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the microwave deal is, but you got to have two rounds of the microwave. You got to do it for a minute, mix up the food cuz the middle's very cold, and then do it again. This is is what it is. YouTubers be like, "Wake up at 4:00 a.m. and run. That's alpha."

[00:22:18]No, it's not. Look at apex predators.

[00:22:20]They're all lazy. Bears hibernate. Lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4:00 a.m. and runs? Squirrels.

[00:22:28]Yeah, sleep is more important than than waking up and running on 3 to 4 hours of sleep. Don't do that. Uh, and I think I think we're kind of past the the hump on these these weirdos that say wake up at 3:00 a.m., you know, beat the crowd. No, no, no. You need you do need sleep to recover. That's that's very important.

[00:22:48]So, who would win? Every creature in Australia. Every Florida man. Oo, that's a good one. Here's why I'll say every creature in Australia. Actually, let me take that back. Do Florida men get to use their guns? Cuz that that decides the debate. But every creature in Florida in Australia, yeah, you got like 40 million kangaroos. 40 million ruse, mate. I'm pretty sure it's like more than the actual population of people in Australia. It's wild. Then you get all the, you know, car-sized arachnophobias, arachnid arachnids.

[00:23:29]You got spiders that could take down a person, man. Okay, that's my point. So, I I'm going to take Australia. How would you do in today's game? Did you laugh at all? If you did, you lose and you got to sign up for those summer classes. That's what you got to do. Let me know how you did down in the comments. While you're down there, please like this video.

[00:23:46]Please help us get it recommended to others. That's it for today's game.

[00:23:49]Until next time, I'm Tyler Zed and this is Education >> doing World War 11. Oh, two. Sorry. One of the most idiots.