Internet Insults...

Added: 2026-06-04

[00:00:00]Insults. We've all been insulted before, whether it was in real life or on the internet. And insults have evolved so much over time. Like in the 1950s, people would dead ass call each other ninkham poops, party poopers, a square.

[00:00:14]So, of course, the game has changed a lot. So, if somebody actually used that to insult me in 2026, I'd probably just laugh. I'm not going to lie. But today, we're going over insults on the internet. So, without further ado, let's just start with Chud. Now, Chud has been around for a while. It's got some history to it. It was originally from this movie in the 1980s. It was literally called Chud. But recently, a lot of people have been using the word Chud. It's had a generational comeback.

[00:00:41]Chud is like if you're a basement dweller, you never take showers. You spend most your days just sitting on your ass playing the game or watching a TV show. If you're moving like Beast Boy and Cyborg in that one Teen Titans Go episode, you are a Chud. I don't think there's any other way to describe this type of behavior. And to be honest with you, it fits perfectly cuz this is what I think of when I hear the word chud.

[00:01:05]And there are times when I definitely feel like a ch. Like for example, when I eat a ton of McDonald's, I feel like I could dead ass roll out of the restaurant after. This insult has gone so big to the point where like sometimes my friends IRL will use the word chud.

[00:01:20]It kind of blows my mind that chud escaped the internet. I thought it was going to be an internet exclusive. And another really popular word that escaped the internet this year, laring. If you're a fake fan of something or if you're faking your personality in some way, people will call you a larer. Now, this insult is 100% overused cuz if you don't know like one minute detail about one specific episode of a show or an anime, all of a sudden you're getting the laring accusations. Is it really that serious? Do I got to know every single detail? But at the same time, there are people who do LAR. people who watch one episode of something and all of a sudden now they're just the biggest fans or they'll listen to one song and now all of a sudden that's their favorite artist. A lot of people have been frying Logan Paul for being a larer. Now I can't really be the judge on whether or not Logan Paul is laring as a One Piece fan because listen I don't know [ __ ] about One Piece. I'm on episode 33 out of 1100 plus episodes.

[00:02:18]But basically why people think this is because Logan Paul was showing off One Piece trading cards on stream. But when asked to name a singular character, this dude said Luffy Dmonkey. Like he had to being rage banning. Like are we serious?

[00:02:33]And then this dude tweeted about how he just bought the manga and Speed replied saying, "You don't know [ __ ] about One Piece, bro." With pop culture always being a big part of conversation, some people are performative about what they like. And you should never have to fake your interest to fit into a certain group. Performative. Now, the word performative blew up last year when a lot of people described the performative male starter pack. Now, some dudes actually like these things, which is fair enough. If you actually like it, that's cool. I'm not going to hate on you, but bro, if you're doing it just to put on an act, are we for real? I get we all got to like portray ourselves a certain way to an extent. Like you can't just roll out of bed and show up to work. But there's no reason to lie about my Spotify rap. Like, yeah, I actually really love Taylor Swift and Ba Doobie.

[00:03:21]They're they're actually my top artists of the year. The person, whoever it is that these people are trying to impress, they're going to find out eventually.

[00:03:27]When they say, "Gun to the back of your head, name five Baoobie songs." They got nothing because they can't name five Baoobie songs. So, even if they think the song is just straight [ __ ] music, they'll sit there and listen to it. But speaking of [ __ ] music, we got burger music or being a burger. Now, what is burger music? Burger music is another way of saying co-orker music. Or sometimes people will say that when a song is trash, like this one for example.

[00:04:02]>> This [ __ ] is so garbage, bro. If anyone hops in my car and plays this [ __ ] they're never hopping on ax again. Now, the word kind of evolved a little bit and people just say that you are a burger if you listen to this music or you make it. I don't know if this is making any sense, but anyways, I guess everybody's opinion on what is and isn't burger music can differ. But I can't exactly say I could work out to KSI's music with a straight face. It's just not going to happen. Or sometimes my headphones could unfortunately die in the gym and I just start hearing this [ __ ] >> Okay, it's never as bad as this, but you get my point. This one's definitely a little bit targeted at me. Hater.

[00:04:45]Sometimes I'm too much of a hater. And there were times in certain videos where I did hate too much. I can't lie. Well, sometimes the word hater or hating kind of gets overused cuz I could just say I don't like something personally and I would get called a D1 hater in the comments. But if I think the song Cheetah Print is garbage, I'm going to freely express that opinion. Like Drake, what the [ __ ] happened? And speaking of Drake, a lot of people are saying that Drake is corny. Now, this word was widespread specifically last year. It was all over comment sections and a lot of people still use this word today. And it was used to describe a couple of lyrics on Drake's album. Like when he said, "What happened to Drake with the innocence?" I don't think we'll be seeing him again. Like, this [ __ ] actually sounds like a villain origin story. Or when he rhymed ice man with nice man. Okay, he probably did that on purpose. There's no way he was dead ass about it. But now we got grown ass man.

[00:05:40]Obviously, there's things that you should not be doing as a grown ass man, but there's no way that you're not allowed to have fun. And some people really expect you to be the most boring person on planet Earth the moment you become an adult. Like listen, I'm going to hop on the game once in a while, okay? Like if I got all my responsibilities done for the day, you will catch my ass on the game. I don't care. I might be washed, but still, I'm having fun. It doesn't matter. There's always going to be people tell me to start a family and get off the game.

[00:06:08]Okay, I got mad time before the family, but you get the point. Now, obviously, most people are joking, but some people are serious when they say this. And when I tell people what I do for a living, you know, this isn't obviously the most grown ass man job ever. So, some people definitely look at me funny. And they're like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing, bro?

[00:06:26]Hit the oil rig." And there will be a day where I got to hang it up. But regardless, I always want to like what I do for work. Glazer. Sometimes if you like anything, you will be considered a glazer or you're just glazing it. Like, how am I a glazer just for liking something? If I just say LeBron is the goat, I'm a glazer. That's it. But when you get into Glazer territory, it's when you start dedicating your entire life to this person. Even though I think LeBron is a great player, I am not getting LeBron bed sheets. I'm good, bro. And some people are just past the point of glazing. They're like sending their favorite celebrity weird DMs. They're trying to find out every single aspect of their life. They're basically making their entire existence about them. Like, I get it. LeBron's the goat and all, but you don't have to say weirdass [ __ ] in his DMs. And obviously, it's not just LeBron. It's so many other celebrities out there. Taylor Swift, Cardi, Duke Dennis, I don't know, just to name a few. Like, I've never seen somebody be able to sell like multiple versions of her album. And so many people will buy every single one or I've never seen people so excited about a wedding in my entire life. It's cool and all that she's getting married, but Jesus, I did not think it was that serious. Next, we got you're coping or cope harder. Like if you get dropped off in 2K, there's no reason for you to sit there and be like, "I would have won, but no, just accept it. You lost." There's no other way to put it. You're just coping if you're just trying to make up an excuse as to why you lost. Like, you'll get them next time, I guess. Like, it's not that deep.

[00:07:57]Or it's just like anytime you take an L, like in an argument or if you get like rejected or something, it's better to just take the L on the chin. Or in some cases, people might not even hear you out. They'll think you're coping and making excuses, but you're really not.

[00:08:11]So, this one could definitely be overused. And these two kind of go handinand. Skill issue. Now, skill issue's been around for a while, and a lot of people still actually use it today. Me personally, I've never used skill issue, but some of my friends will just say it just to troll each other. If you're really trash at something, people will just use it to rage bay you.

[00:08:30]They're basically saying that you suck ass at whatever it is. I mean, there's no other way to put it. And next, we have KY. Yeah, this one has been around for a while and it doesn't need any explaining. You probably seen this one used thousands of times. Anytime that you piss somebody off in a game chat, especially back in like the early 2010s, oh, best believe that these were flying around. And even nowadays, if you were to light somebody up with a minigun, all of a sudden you got like five messages in your inbox saying KY. I mean, I didn't think it was that deep, bro. It's just a game of Fortnite. And some people have turned this word into the word rope maxing. I don't know what the [ __ ] this even means, but people are just using any word next to the word maxing. And that's basically just a new way of saying it. Like some dudes in the looks maxer community have even used the term by yourself maxing. Like this cannot be serious. There's no way. And they will tell you to quote unquote rope max if you're chopped. You turn on your camera and post a video and people see that you're balding, that's going to be the entire comment section. They're just going to tell you to let it go. And I'm not going to sit there and roast them because balding is my biggest fear. I can't even lie. I'm doing everything in my power to make sure that that doesn't happen. And if I sit there and roast them, I feel like I'm going to get bad karma and all of a sudden my hair is just going to disappear. And for some people, being chopped is one of the biggest fears out there. Watch this video I made about it on the end screen.

[00:09:55]Just click on it. And also the Crash Out stories videos dropping next week.