MSSP - Before Immigrants Working Low Paying Jobs, There Was Matt And Shane

[00:00:00]Oh my god. We're back here.

[00:00:01]>> We just got to hop back.

[00:00:02]>> We got to hop in here. [ __ ] >> let the truck pass, dude.

[00:00:06]>> Yeah, >> we actually ran out and chased down the street. I was like, get the [ __ ] out of here.

[00:00:09]>> Get out of here.

[00:00:10]>> Sell that [ __ ] somewhere else.

[00:00:11]>> Out of here. La Mer hopped up and ran out the other day.

[00:00:14]>> Did he really?

[00:00:15]>> Yeah.

[00:00:15]>> Chase the truck.

[00:00:16]>> It got to the end of the block and he was like, "It's too far."

[00:00:18]>> No, dude.

[00:00:19]>> It was pretty fun to watch.

[00:00:21]>> La Mer and Dorian were stoked when they heard that [ __ ] music.

[00:00:24]>> Neither of them catch it.

[00:00:25]>> They couldn't catch it. Dorian ran to get money. They sent La Mer out. He came just >> special ops.

[00:00:31]>> Special ops to stop the truck.

[00:00:32]>> Yeah, he couldn't he couldn't catch the truck.

[00:00:34]>> Oh my god, dude.

[00:00:36]>> Chasing down the ice cream truck and losing. Those guys are on the lookout for >> Yeah, they're trying to find you.

[00:00:41]>> They nothing to them to stop. I actually had an ice cream truck. I I requested they turn down the music one time.

[00:00:46]>> Really?

[00:00:47]>> Yeah. They eat ice cream trucks.

[00:00:49]>> I was working in a [ __ ] lunch truck and this guy pulled up next to us. I was with my brother and he pulled up next to us and was just blaring that [ __ ] I'm like, "Yo, dude, >> can you [ __ ] turn that [ __ ] off? They know you're here. You're a [ __ ] ice cream.

[00:01:00]>> What did he say?

[00:01:01]>> Oh, well, I'm like, just [ __ ] turn it down a little, dude. That [ __ ] sucks.

[00:01:04]How do you listen to this all? I actually felt bad for him. I was like, how the [ __ ] do you listen to that [ __ ] all day? I was like, I listen to it for two hours. I'm about to kill myself.

[00:01:10]>> He must hear it in his sleep.

[00:01:12]>> Oh, dude. Must never go, Dude.

[00:01:13]Literally, it's so loud all day long. I I did two hours of it and I walked up to the guy's truck and I'm I'm pretty like I'm not like the biggest um >> I'm pretty conflict avoidant, so it has to be so [ __ ] annoying to the point where I'm like, "Yo, dude. I know this is like your [ __ ] and all, but turn it the [ __ ] off. That is so annoying.

[00:01:30]>> I never even thought of that. Being an ice cream truck driver and listening just trying to just trying to lure kids.

[00:01:37]>> Yeah, but when you're clocking that money, it must be like you're listening to that. It's probably a different song.

[00:01:40]But it's still like even still, dude, it's like clocking fucking$125 at a time. Just listen. I mean, you probably make like ice cream truck. You probably make a quick like 300 bucks a day profit selling those little ice creamies. I mean, you're getting them for cheap. If you're buying ice creamies in in bulk, >> that's probably an expensive truck to maintain though, right?

[00:02:00]>> Those freezers.

[00:02:01]>> Refrigeration. Yeah, refrigeration for sure.

[00:02:03]>> And it's like you got to mind you're putting miles on that [ __ ] whatever that van, dude.

[00:02:09]>> That's the thing with lunch trucks.

[00:02:10]Everyone thinks they can do a lunch truck. It's like, yeah, well, you got to worry about the like the kitchen aspect of it. And also like know the when [ __ ] starts [ __ ] up in the car, you got to be able to fix that. We we would have like [ __ ] the the van the fan the exhaust fans would break and just the whole thing would turn into a smoke bomb. Dude, it was [ __ ] horrible, dude. It sucked.

[00:02:28]>> Yeah. I mean, that's how it is running restaurants too. Just restaurants, stationary restaurants.

[00:02:32]>> Like people think they can get into that business like manage it. It's like >> that's a lot.

[00:02:37]>> If you can corral cokeheads and Yeah.

[00:02:39]It's like restaurants are party time, dude.

[00:02:42]>> It is party time.

[00:02:43]>> And you got to deal with superstar chefs. Every chef thinks they're a [ __ ] superstar.

[00:02:47]>> Yeah. They get tattoos now. They're [ __ ] cool.

[00:02:50]>> They take pictures with their arms crossed. They all They all cross their arms. They're just like, >> "Yeah, I cook burgers." It's like, "This burger, these burgers are the old style." And it's just some [ __ ] dude like arms crossed like >> Yeah, that's Bourdain.

[00:03:04]>> Yeah, Bourdain. Every chef, dude, look at any chef picture in any magazine.

[00:03:07]Arms are crossed and they stand off front every single >> tattooed sleeves. Maybe a snow hat >> for sure.

[00:03:12]>> Above the ears.

[00:03:12]>> Yeah, dude. Yeah.

[00:03:13]>> They're so [ __ ] far out.

[00:03:15]>> They're so cool. chef. Imagine how cool you have to be to be a chef.

[00:03:18]>> To be dude, chefs are rock stars, dude.

[00:03:20]>> I I despise food culture. I hate it. So do I.

[00:03:24]>> I hate food, dude. I cannot stand it.

[00:03:27]>> Yeah.

[00:03:27]>> It's like, oh, you like food. It's like, yeah, no [ __ ] dude.

[00:03:31]>> If you entertain yourself with food, it's like, Jesus Christ, >> knock it off. Hit Chipotle. Get the [ __ ] out of there.

[00:03:38]>> Get out. Record a podcast. Yeah, dude.

[00:03:40]Become great.

[00:03:41]>> I I hate foodie culture, man. Yeah, chefs are I worked in a restaurant for a little while. Did you?

[00:03:46]>> I was washing dishes, delivering catering.

[00:03:48]>> Did you really?

[00:03:49]>> Yeah, I delivered catering for like two years. Shout out to Costa Villa. What up?

[00:03:53]>> Did you get any Did you see that? Any rockstar action going on?

[00:03:55]>> Yeah, there's some rockstar. There was some party animals.

[00:03:57]>> Yeah, man.

[00:03:58]>> A lot of drinking.

[00:04:01]>> Yeah, I would deliver those. I' I you know, every once in a while sneak a little piece of chicken out of the chafing dish while I'm driving the van.

[00:04:08]>> You were You were having a whole different party, dude. I >> was having my own parties, dude.

[00:04:13]I'd get there covered in like the dirtiest.

[00:04:15]>> You were feasting.

[00:04:15]>> I was washing dishes. So like I'd have bleach all over me and like I was disgusting.

[00:04:20]>> I would show up in like >> I I must have looked like the biggest [ __ ] on earth. Like just a giant dude carrying chafing dishes. Like you could tell the corner was open >> for me to sneak out >> like a handful of mac and cheese.

[00:04:33]>> Dude, I I worked at Brewers uh ice cream place and I didn't realize that like you had to wash your clothes. So I would like wipe ice cream on myself and then like come into work the next day in the same clothes and just I would stank, dude. I would stank so bad.

[00:04:48]>> I would I and it was bleach too. Like I would have bleach and like water. Like I would smell like [ __ ] >> I just stunk like [ __ ] every day.

[00:04:57]>> Dude, that shit's no [ __ ] good.

[00:05:00]>> Yeah. And there was one time I might have told this story. I was recording You could record your own ringtones on this flip phone I had.

[00:05:08]>> Sure. So, I had me singing.

[00:05:10]>> What' you have?

[00:05:11]>> For my ringtones. Uh, it was right when Katy Perry's kissed a girl came out. So, I was like, I got a text and I liked it.

[00:05:19]>> So funny. And then while I was like holding a chafing dish in this doctor's office, I got like six text messages.

[00:05:26]Couldn't get my phone. And everyone was just like, "Is that you?"

[00:05:29]>> Like, "Are you your own ringtone?" I was like, "I got to go. I got to go."

[00:05:33]>> I used to always get songs as my ringtone. Whenever my phone would ring, I I would like silence it real fast. I would get the most ridiculous songs. I remember I got uh >> [ __ ] dude, what is that one song? It's the Eley Brothers between the sheets >> and I was working and one of my internships.

[00:05:49]>> It's like baby I'm trying to think. Let me see.

[00:05:53]>> Let me No, dude. Sing it.

[00:05:54]>> It's I can't think of the the melody.

[00:05:57]There's songs that come There's like uh songs that sample it.

[00:06:02]>> Hold on. I'll find it real quick.

[00:06:05]I was making love between the sheets.

[00:06:08]Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what song I'm saying?

[00:06:10]>> No, that was really good though.

[00:06:11]>> Thank you, bro. I was that was my like low. If I went high, I would have knocked you.

[00:06:15]>> Will you do high for me real quick?

[00:06:16]>> No, I can't do that.

[00:06:17]>> Just do it. Try it.

[00:06:20]>> Baby, I'm not going to hit you with any more there.

[00:06:24]>> So, you had that as a ringtone? Yeah, but it was like I was working in this uh I was working in a real estate office and it was a it was I was a realist.

[00:06:34]It's all black real estate office and there's a a thing of realtors. I don't know if it's still around but it's called real tissists. That was my ringtone. Yeah.

[00:06:41]>> And I was in this all black real estate office and my phone would always ring and everyone would [ __ ] lose their minds like what what's that? What? Dude, it was so [ __ ] funny.

[00:06:47]>> Oh man.

[00:06:48]>> I'd turn I'd always and every single time phone would go off and all I'd hear is like 50 what you know about that?

[00:06:52]What the [ __ ] you know about that? I'd be like all right man shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:06:55]changes.

[00:06:56]>> I know enough to make it my ringtone.

[00:06:57]>> Yeah, dude. It's my [ __ ] >> I like it more than you. Obviously, >> I had fireman. I little Wayne Fireman for a while that would go every single time. I'd have a ringtone would go off and I'll be with my dad and be like I'm like [ __ ] [ __ ] turn my phone.

[00:07:11]>> Yeah. I I never had the uh >> I never had the grit to stand by my ringtones. Yeah. Or and then you listen to the ringtone and then it just ruins a song that you think you like. I had Flashlight that was my ringtone.

[00:07:20]>> Some of them are bad for like if you if you funk >> set a song as an alarm clock. Oh god, that sucks.

[00:07:26]>> An alarm. You just hate that [ __ ] song.

[00:07:30]>> But yeah, Flashlight. That song got ruined for me just from listening to uh >> That song is the [ __ ] >> It was a [ __ ] awesome song, dude. I had But when you could record your own, that was just sick. That was awesome.

[00:07:39]You just sit in your car radio and just [ __ ] >> I was friends with this chubby kid named Herman Hebling.

[00:07:44]>> It's a very chubby name.

[00:07:46]>> It was great. So then my ringtone was Herman Herman Hebling, King of the Wild Outdoors. Just a song I used to taunt him with. That was my ringtone.

[00:07:55]>> Did you ever >> Yo, unions are [ __ ] gay.

[00:07:58]>> Look at you started, Shane.

[00:07:59]>> I know.

[00:08:00]>> How about this, dude?

[00:08:01]>> This is gonna be awful.

[00:08:02]>> It's g be sick. No, this is good stuff, dude.

[00:08:04]>> There's a lot of guys.

[00:08:05]>> Let's jump to politics, dude. Let's talk as humans.

[00:08:07]>> There's a lot of union listeners that are going to be very excited to hear them finally get some representation.

[00:08:13]>> Uh we as uh the workers are like uh we're like uh tired of like you guys not uh paying us. So, we're like uh not not going to work. So, until you like uh you got to like pay us more now. Like I think you'll hear a lot like there's this meme that goes out around Labor Day about how like capitalism was what got workers rights and [ __ ] but like I'm reading that book about prohibition and um like Ford voted for prohibition because he thought workers didn't have the right to drink on their day off. You know what I mean? Like how like talk about anti [ __ ] >> Yeah, but that's a guy who sold We were just talking about that. That's a guy who sold [ __ ] [ __ ] to Nazis.

[00:08:58]>> He likes the Nazis.

[00:08:59]>> He was a Nazi. He was a [ __ ] Nazi.

[00:09:01]Totally.

[00:09:02]>> Ford does not represent the people at all.

[00:09:05]>> But Ford also like did a lot of good.

[00:09:09]>> So like he also had some bad aspect.

[00:09:11]>> Funny. I actually went for a job interview one time when I was in college and the guy was like, "All right, everything's everything's looking good."

[00:09:17]He's like, "Uh, do you drink on the weekend?" And I was like I was I was like [ __ ] 21. I was getting hammered every day. And I was just like, "Yeah, you know, sometimes." He's like, "I don't want someone hung over in my office." I was like, "Okay."

[00:09:30]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah. So this guy was And this was like for a [ __ ] internship. I remember being like, "What a [ __ ] dick."

[00:09:35]>> He's trying to get you on that Model T assembly line.

[00:09:37]>> Ford. Yeah. He's trying to get me to sell [ __ ] tanks to the Nazis, dude.

[00:09:40]>> He was.

[00:09:40]>> Well, it is a weird thing. And like I admit like I'm full of a lot of contradictions. It's even like with weed, it's like I do also kind of think an employer has the right to be like, I don't want someone stoned in my office.

[00:09:52]>> Yeah, definitely, dude.

[00:09:53]>> As much as I'm like >> as much as often as you're stoned in offices, >> you're stoned in offices every day of the week.

[00:10:00]>> You're trapped in like an inception mirror hallway. We're like, wait, can I be stoned in an office?

[00:10:04]>> How often would you say you're stoned in an office for real? Probably five days a week. Well, that is true because as someone who loves weed too, it's like I could get to people like it saddens me that like, you know, if you if you work certain jobs, you know, people have like government jobs, you can't smoke weed or whatever.

[00:10:21]>> But it's also like I don't know, man.

[00:10:23]You should be able to have the [ __ ] in your system. But if you're like so high to the point where someone's like, "Dude, are you [ __ ] high?" It's like, you should just get fired for that. If you're doing everything normal and someone drug tests you and like, "Oh, you have weed in your system." It's like, yeah, it's in there. I was at the beach last weekend. And also it's it's when you sign up for the job, they tell you.

[00:10:41]>> Yeah. A lot of recruiters are letting it go now, though. I know girlfriend's a recruiter and they're like, "You you got to take a drug test, but this company doesn't care about weed."

[00:10:48]>> They're just like, "Yeah, it's pretty tough.

[00:10:50]>> It's a chill [ __ ] company.

[00:10:51]>> You can't like I would love to get an office job and just go high to an office job every day and just be like just chill."

[00:10:57]>> Oh, that dude, if I got >> You know what I say and I've done it and it's >> got to be the worst thing, dude. If I got high at an office job and just sat there, I'd be like, "This is my [ __ ] life. This is my life. I'm going to die in here.

[00:11:07]>> I told you like I got high and went to go cold call and I was in there just like the guy was like, "Hey, we're going to be listening into your calls." And I was like, "Really?"

[00:11:15]I would cold call the thing phone would ring a big ding ring ring answer like, "Yes, next number." Like I did not want to talk to anyone.

[00:11:22]>> Oh, so James, why should we be communists?

[00:11:26]>> Just uh all I'm saying is, you know, you got to think about um the average average person, you know, the worker and just uh Yeah. Have you met a worker?

[00:11:37]They [ __ ] suck.

[00:11:40]Have you met a [ __ ] worker? A manual labor worker? They [ __ ] stink, dude.

[00:11:45]I despise.

[00:11:46]>> Oh, I do manual labor, dude.

[00:11:47]>> Yeah, you suck.

[00:11:48]>> No, I don't, dude. I was painting for two weeks.

[00:11:52]>> I I need to do manual labor every two weeks.

[00:11:54]>> I live in New York. I'm real salt of the earth.

[00:11:55]>> I live in New York, dude. I voted for Obama twice and I live in New York.

[00:11:59]Please, please, >> please, dude.

[00:12:01]>> Please, >> dude. I was I was I was down on my hands and knees, dude. in other people's houses today. Just making their houses look pretty, dude. Just letting it trickle down on me. I love the 1%, dude.

[00:12:12]>> You love the 1%.

[00:12:13]>> Love the 1%.

[00:12:14]>> You like that trickle down economic >> trickle down right on me, dude.

[00:12:17]>> That shower is sweet, though. Get a nice shower, meal, and an app.

[00:12:20]>> Yeah, man.

[00:12:21]>> After >> I did that the one day, popped out and I told you I was driving people that day later on driving lift just like >> just like, "What's up?

[00:12:28]>> Where are you guys going?" You going to the airport?

[00:12:30]>> Yeah. There you go. How you feeling today?

[00:12:31]>> Did you ever do a flow tank before?

[00:12:33]>> Yeah. Do you guys ever have deprivation tags? Kind of know what it feels like.

[00:12:36]Sir, can you not talk to me? I need to listen to this podcast.

[00:12:39]>> Yeah, a lot of people I jeves out on people, man. I like sus out right away if people want to talk to me. And when they don't, I just get into like professional driver mode and I'm just like, "Yes, sir."

[00:12:47]>> Just put on black leather gloves.

[00:12:50]>> Or be a transporter.

[00:12:52]I would just talk in a transporter voice if I was a lift driver. We'll be like, "If you have a package delivered on the go, get it there." They go, "Are you doing a bad Jason Stathithm?" I go, "Your mom's Jason Ste."

[00:13:04]>> I'm not Jason.

[00:13:05]>> By like my third ride, some lady hopped in. She was like, "I got to catch the mega bus and I only have 8 minutes to get there." And I was just like, "Say no more."

[00:13:12]>> Transport flew. And then I got there. We were right the minute it was going to The bus was still stationary, but I pulled and like unnecessarily blocked the bus in. I was like, "All right, you're safe. Get out." And she was like, "All right, man. Thanks, dude."

[00:13:23]>> Dude, you hit you hit me with that on Sunday. I needed to get to that train.

[00:13:26]We had like >> Oh, I transported you.

[00:13:28]>> You transported hard.

[00:13:30]>> That's [ __ ] awesome. That's got to feel good when you get there.

[00:13:33]>> Package delivered.

[00:13:34]>> Felt great.

[00:13:34]>> Package delivered.

[00:13:36]>> Always gets his man. I don't think that's his phrase. I don't think that's what they say.

[00:13:42]>> We're beacons of health, dude.

[00:13:43]>> That's true, dude. We I do know a lot about this. I was a personal trainer in LA Fitness for two weeks. And I walked out, take my check.

[00:13:51]>> Uh yeah, it's sick. You left it all on the line. You're like, "Keep the money, dude."

[00:13:54]>> You know, you know why I got fired over?

[00:13:56]>> Wearing [ __ ] cargo pants. Of course you're a personal trainer wearing cargo pants, dude. You're fired. That's awesome. They fired you for that.

[00:14:03]>> I walked in, I was like, "I look like [ __ ] Guile, dude." The guy was literally like, "You can't wear light.

[00:14:07]You can't wear cargo pants, first of all." And I was like, "My only khakis are cargo pants." And the guy was like, >> "Okay, you're fired."

[00:14:12]>> The guy was like, "All right." Well, the guy goes, "Oh, that's the other thing.

[00:14:15]The LA fitness trainers are supposed to wear dark pants. Khakis are for management." And I I was [ __ ] around with the guy and I'm like, "Yeah, dude.

[00:14:22]I did feel extra powerful in these things today." And he was like, "No, do you have another change of clothes?" And I was like, "No, I'm not taking these off, dude." He was just like, "All right, then." Um, there's a job where they they pay you so little and need they just people quit so much that they'll just take anything.

[00:14:36]>> Yeah.

[00:14:36]>> So, they're like, "Okay, well, you got to come in afterwards, do that paperwork." And I was like, "Nah." I was like, "I'll do it later." And the guy was just like, "Well," and then afterwards, so he's like, "You got to come in." So, I went in to do it. I started doing the paperwork with this guy and I was just like, "Ah, man. I don't know if I want to do this anymore." He's like, "What do you mean?"

[00:14:53]I was like, "I don't know if I want to work here." And he was like, "I just trained you for a week." And I was like, "Yeah, I know." And I was like, "I just >> Yeah, that's kind of why I don't want to do it."

[00:14:59]>> Yeah.

[00:15:00]>> Not a big fan of you.

[00:15:00]>> I just don't want to do it. And he was like, "What the [ __ ] Blah blah blah blah." And I was just like, "All right, hold on. Let me go out to my car." And I was just going to leave. I was like I was like, "I'll I'll go change my pants." And I like walked out to my car.

[00:15:10]And I'm like, "I'm not going to just walk off. I got to go tell him." So I walked back in. He was like, "What are you doing?" I was like, "No, I am going to quit. I'm going to quit for you."

[00:15:16]He's like, "What the [ __ ] man? YOU'RE THE C. JUST GET OUT of here."

[00:15:19]>> Really? You got that? Furious. He He raged, dude. He was a he was a disgruntled fight like you he like wanted to be like a boxer or UFC guy and he's like yo I I barely do this that whole thing and I was like okay that's cool.

[00:15:30]>> He would have tagged you up.

[00:15:31]>> That was the guy who when I had to train a guy who had autism he was like I don't know what the [ __ ] wrong with this guy. I think he's gay cuz he freaked out when his last trainer left and I was like what? Let me see. I was like dude he's [ __ ] autistic, you idiot. He don't like to switch up the routine. He was like whatever. He just [ __ ] has a crush on that other guy. And I was like all right, dude.

[00:15:46]>> Oh man, >> [ __ ] >> Man, that's a nightmare. That guy's world.

[00:15:51]>> Yeah. He would just leave. He would leave all day in his car and he's like in his head. He was like, he was like foot fist way level of like self delusion. Like he was the champ, dude.

[00:15:58]>> He was rocky, dude. He was Bao. He was training. You were in there. Like >> he tried to physically. He was like, "You serious, dude?" And I was like, "Yeah, I'm [ __ ] going to leave." I can't [ __ ] believe this. Like, "All right.

[00:16:08]>> Can't believe you're leaving the fitness planet.

[00:16:11]I'm taking my cargo pants and I'm getting out of here."

[00:16:13]>> You just left. You just left orbit.

[00:16:15]>> I was feeling the maj managerial power, dude. It was LA Fitness.

[00:16:18]>> Oh, I thought it was Planet Fitness. If you wear cargo pants to work. Yes. Or I mean khaki pants. You can feel that power.

[00:16:25]>> Oh, for sure.

[00:16:25]>> You can feel it courarssing through you >> for sure.

[00:16:27]>> You're in cactosis, dude.

[00:16:30]>> [ __ ] >> Oh, man. That trying to look sexy thing hurt.

[00:16:33]>> I got to You know what? It did hurt. Now I want to take it down because you're making fun of him.

[00:16:37]>> No way. No [ __ ] way. You got to You got to Dude, if you start questioning your brother really liked it.

[00:16:43]>> If you start questioning to make more of that.

[00:16:45]>> If you start questioning your instinct, you have to you have to go with your instinct.

[00:16:48]>> Yeah, your instinct was good. I watched the video. I thought it was funny.

[00:16:51]>> You got to let it rip, dude. All at all times.

[00:16:53]>> Otherwise, you're you're creating a >> I tried I don't I don't like it, but I tried it and that's that. Maybe I'll take it down. Who knows? But uh >> You don't like what?

[00:17:01]>> No, like I tried making a video like that cuz I thought, "Oh, I'll just I wanted to try and produce more content."

[00:17:05]>> You should.

[00:17:06]>> So then I was like, I'll just videotape myself doing this project. That's got to be funny because I'm afraid of, you know, electricity and [ __ ] >> Sure.

[00:17:12]>> It was funny. And your dad came in and did it. That was the joke. It was funny.

[00:17:16]>> Yeah. But technically I did it. He told me what to do and then I just hung one.

[00:17:20]>> Did you do it hot or did you turn the breaker off?

[00:17:22]>> I turned the breaker off.

[00:17:23]>> What? I work hot on electric, bro.

[00:17:25]>> No, you don't.

[00:17:26]>> 120 volts. You're not going to get a household 120, bro. I eat that.

[00:17:30]>> Man, you're so much [ __ ] cooler than >> you. Dude, you can touch the outlet.

[00:17:33]>> Suck his dick, dude.

[00:17:34]>> Take the outlet out. You can touch that screw, bro. It just like in your head just goes and you let go. It's not going to hurt you. 120 is not going to get If you're an old lady, he could hang you up.

[00:17:43]>> I'm shocked by a couple outlets. They do hurt.

[00:17:45]>> I've done it a hard time. I've like held them and I'm like, "What the fuck?" And you let go and you're like, "Gh, really?"

[00:17:50]>> Oh man, you you >> I have a lot of electricity in my >> I should have called you the other day cuz like my cousin threw the breaker and then I was I was looking at the wire.

[00:17:58]>> You were [ __ ] with the panel.

[00:17:59]>> No, no, he threw the breaker cuz I was changing out the fixture >> and so I'm just like looking at the black wire like is it it's off, you know? But of course it's off. You >> have a ticker?

[00:18:09]>> No, I don't have a check. I ordered one.

[00:18:11]My uh my friends >> my friend's grandfather like their whole family is all electricians. They used to just lick their finger and touch it and go and they'll be like, "All right, it's on." They didn't even have tickers back then.

[00:18:21]>> I love I love when people like that.

[00:18:23]>> Yeah, I'm terrified of that.

[00:18:24]>> No, electric if you get in a commercial realm, that [ __ ] will [ __ ] you up. But >> yeah, >> I Dude, I I cut the power on a whole uh commercial building one time.

[00:18:32]>> We talked about that last.

[00:18:32]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:18:33]>> It's hilarious.

[00:18:34]>> I cut the power. I >> I fried a server.

[00:18:37]>> I blew No, no, no. talking about I was doing electrical work and you do like you're demoing the wires. I think it's like 220 or something. It's like one 120 in houses and I think 240 or something.

[00:18:46]>> 110 and 220. Yeah, >> there's 120 volts in a house.

[00:18:50]>> Oh, is there? I thought it was >> Yeah, bro.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah, bro. Okay.

[00:18:53]>> You're thinking of the I think you're thinking of the ROMX wire.

[00:18:54]>> Oh, okay.

[00:18:55]>> You're thinking the ROMX. Yeah, for sure.

[00:18:57]>> Yeah.

[00:18:57]>> The uh there's yellow ROMX and the white ROMX and the confusing.

[00:19:01]>> You're thinking of 102, 122, 12.

[00:19:03]>> No, I was probably think because it's 220 to go to like the dryer. So, I just figured it was like half of that for >> I think it's 220. I think you're right.

[00:19:10]It's two Well, it's We're both right.

[00:19:12]We're half right. So, it's 220 120.

[00:19:14]>> You're completely right.

[00:19:15]>> 120 volts for sure. 120 household.

[00:19:17]>> You can get hung up on it though.

[00:19:19]>> Okay.

[00:19:19]>> Can get hung up on 120.

[00:19:21]>> I've been hung up.

[00:19:21]>> You can get hung up on it. People used to get electrocuted by their stoves.

[00:19:25]Something trips and the whole stove electrifies. You got an old lady who would catch up on the stove and >> bug zapper, dude.

[00:19:31]>> Damn. Yeah. But yeah, I cut it was a it was a building with like um they had like a plastic surgeon in there. They had all kinds of [ __ ] And they told me the the stuff was off and I had these big loppers and I'm just there they weren't insulated. I'm just [ __ ] snapping wires. The one guy was like, "Hey, let me get that." So I had these little handheld ones. You had to cut half at a time. I cut the one half and I see this blue arc still traveling between where I cut and I was like I went to the foreman. I'm like, "Yeah, you sure this shit's off?" And he's like, "Yeah, dude. Everything's off."

[00:19:56]And I was like, "Oh, no.

[00:19:57]>> There's a little there's like a voltage going through here." He's like, "It's probably just left over." which doesn't [ __ ] exist.

[00:20:03]>> So I'm like, "All right." took the handbers. The Luckily, these were insulated snippers, dude. They like when you hit it, they blow them out of your hand. They take a chunk of the metal out. When you blow up a wire, it blows up the uh the cutters, >> dude. They I we lost power in this whole [ __ ] building. And I was The guy was like, "Dude, get up there." And that never happened. You never saw that.

[00:20:21]Yeah, it was pretty big deal. Wow. They went out in the middle of a procedure.

[00:20:24]Someone was having plastic surgery. Lost power.

[00:20:26]>> What?

[00:20:26]>> Yeah, dude. It was [ __ ] bad.

[00:20:28]>> What happened to them? I think they must have had some sort of backup service or something that kicked on. They have to have generators.

[00:20:33]>> It was like 10. It kicked on like a few minutes later. But yeah, it was like, >> oh my god, someone's going through surgery.

[00:20:38]>> Some sort of They must have been having some sort of procedure. I don't know.

[00:20:41]>> Cuz they came up. They were mad. The plastic surgery place was like nip talk up here and was like some hot doctor was like, "What the hell? How am I going to finish this lady's tits? They're sweet tits being operated on, son.

[00:20:54]>> Electricity is terrifying."

[00:20:55]>> Yeah.

[00:20:56]>> I'm like I'm like a Jay on Sabbath, dude. Really?

[00:20:59]>> I respect every day. Every day is Sabbath. I do not [ __ ] with electricity at all.

[00:21:04]>> You might be like a high priest then.

[00:21:05]>> I'm very high >> for sure.

[00:21:07]>> Yeah, dude.

[00:21:08]>> That's awesome.

[00:21:08]>> I've been Yeah, I've been shocked a couple times. And >> what' you get shocked on?

[00:21:12]>> Just [ __ ] outlets.

[00:21:13]>> How?

[00:21:14]>> Like a [ __ ] dumb kid.

[00:21:15]>> Stick a little paper clip in >> all the time, dude. I loved outlets.

[00:21:20]>> I loved outlets. I remember I was at a gym. I was at a basketball gym. I just stuck something in there.

[00:21:26][ __ ] hurt, man. I don't know what you're talking about. That [ __ ] hurts.

[00:21:29]>> I don't know.

[00:21:30]>> Maybe it's more scary than painful.

[00:21:32]>> I think it's more of It's literally more of like a shock. It's just scary. It doesn't really hurt that bad. Maybe >> or like any of those things like when somebody puts like a gag like >> Oh, shock. I [ __ ] hate >> dude. When we were I was working uh when we were doing demolition. We're working for Philadelphia Management and there was this >> there was like this electrical company.

[00:21:49]The electricians get laid off a lot. So like they'll come if they get laid off, they'll come around try to like start like stealing like scrap and [ __ ] So, there was this uh service. They like discontinued the one service. This was like I don't even know what this thing was. It was like the service to like a sevenstory building, however many, you know, 13,000 volt whatever it was. You know, it was big. Although it's not the volts to get you, it's the amps, but you know, keep that in mind. True, true, true.

[00:22:10]>> But the uh so this guy was they're trying to there's [ __ ] called bus bar.

[00:22:15]It's like that copper instead of wiring it just like straight copper metal that'll run instead of a wire. They're still making big industrial [ __ ] This guy, this union electrician was out of work and he thought he would, you know, take some of the bus bar and he thought it was dead. So he went up and [ __ ] touched 13,000 volt, whatever the [ __ ] was. Went flying, dude. Somehow he didn't die. He went flying, dude.

[00:22:35]Multiple feet. Went like shot him across. He got up and scurryed out and ran away. Killed the power of a whole building. They had to bring in generators.

[00:22:41]>> I watch a lot of those on live leak.

[00:22:42]>> Yeah, dudes. Dudes in industrial getting electrocuted is terrible.

[00:22:46]>> They go flying. There's one video of these dudes like carrying like a uh like almost like scaffolding like a metal like a big metal thing like four different dudes carrying each leg of this thing and it hits a power line while they're carrying it and all four of them are [ __ ] stuck to it >> cuz the electricity they're all like >> Oh, they died. Yeah, they all [ __ ] >> When you work with someone in electric, you're supposed to have someone with a piece of wood, like a 2x4 on you cuz then if they get hung up, you can just nudge them with a piece of wood or you hit them on the head and knock them out and then they they let go.

[00:23:16]>> Whoa.

[00:23:17]>> Yeah. That way the wood doesn't travel and get you. You're supposed to keep a two by I used to work with people and they I was just a helper so I had to hold a 2x4.

[00:23:22]>> Knock someone the [ __ ] out.

[00:23:23]>> Just pop them on the head or just push them off of it >> cuz it won't travel through the wood.

[00:23:27]>> Can you imagine having to like knock somebody out to save their life? Crack them in the head. Dude, >> speaking of >> Same with the thing, dude. I mean, that hamster, my bad. It died, you know, totally. But I don't know. The mouse thing at the job was not my fault.

[00:23:41]>> Yeah, explain that. That's [ __ ] crazy.

[00:23:44]>> So, then flash forward, now I'm a man working in the world. This is like a couple years ago. And I had a job at a pizza shop and there were some, you know, some mice there. It's Philadelphia. There's going to be some mice. There's mice everywhere.

[00:23:55]>> And there were, you know, there's mice everywhere.

[00:23:57]>> Philadelphia. There's mice.

[00:23:58]>> There's mice. Exactly. I'm not I'm sticking up for the mice right now. But >> I sort of see them all the time. So I told the manager I'm like, "Yo, you got to get these [ __ ] you got to take care of these mice." And uh she ended up getting like sticky traps.

[00:24:10]>> Yeah.

[00:24:10]>> Not real like mouse, not getting any exterminator. Got sticky traps. So I started showing I opened the store. So I'd show up and there would just be four mice just like crippled in these sticky traps every morning. So I was like, "What do you want me to do?" And she's like, "Just get rid of them." So I I This is the summer time. I didn't want to throw these things out to slowly bake in the sun.

[00:24:29]>> Yeah. That's That's Yeah.

[00:24:30]>> So I stomped their heads. you.

[00:24:33]>> So I squashed their heads like grapes.

[00:24:35]>> That's awesome.

[00:24:36]>> But that but yeah, but then I I felt bad doing that every morning. Imagine going into your job stoned as I was at the pizza shop every morning to cook cheese steaks. Then I had to I was stomping mice as it started [ __ ] with me. So eventually I started to drown them.

[00:24:50]>> Yeah, >> I had to. I heard that was a more peaceful way to go. Someone told me that. So I just >> Would you just throw them in the toilet?

[00:24:56]>> Nah, dude. [ __ ] Well, I started just drowning them in like a cup of water and then I started giving them cherry coke.

[00:25:01]>> A cup of water. You would just hold a mouse in a cup of water.

[00:25:03]>> Yeah. And drown it.

[00:25:04]>> That is >> I had How the [ __ ] else? I started using cherry coke, too.

[00:25:08]>> So, wait, this was just a glass of cherry coke and you would just hold a mouse by its tail.

[00:25:12]>> Yeah. And hold them and just hold them in. Or if they're stuck to the trap, that was easier.

[00:25:16]>> Would they [ __ ] resist? Would they start like squirming in there?

[00:25:18]>> Dude, they couldn't move. They were glued together.

[00:25:20]>> Yeah. But could you see it like fighting for its life?

[00:25:22]>> Yeah. We get a stick and just [ __ ] pop it down.

[00:25:29]I had to do it. Dude, these mice were [ __ ] for life, >> dude. I would love to have [ __ ] that glue. You probably wash them off.

[00:25:35]>> I was right outside.

[00:25:37]I'm telling you. I'm telling you. What do you think? They're little ducks in oil spill out washing rats.

[00:25:42]>> I agree. I agree. That's [ __ ] That was dumb of me to say, but >> potentially maybe I could hit him with a little pine.

[00:25:48]>> [ __ ] dipping them in cherry coke. And >> was it a dip?

[00:25:51]>> Just one at a time.

[00:25:52]>> Yeah, one at a time. [ __ ] Hitler. I'm not going to lie.

[00:25:55]>> I don't know. I don't know what you do.

[00:25:57]I thought you would get a bucket of water if you were going to go drowning, which I think is [ __ ] crazy.

[00:26:02]>> You had to I heard that's a peaceful way to go.

[00:26:04]>> [ __ ] That's crazy. I don't think it is peaceful.

[00:26:07]>> How would you do it?

[00:26:08]>> How would I kill the mice?

[00:26:10]>> Have you ever been in charge of life?

[00:26:11]>> Quit my job.

[00:26:12]>> Really?

[00:26:12]>> Yeah.

[00:26:12]>> I couldn't at the time.

[00:26:14]>> You could work at a different pizza shop, dude.

[00:26:15]>> Dude, oh, I am pretty this is I'm a pretty desirable pizza shop employee.

[00:26:20]>> Yeah, if you put that on your resume.

[00:26:21]>> That's true. I kill mice. willing to stomp mice every morning. That's [ __ ] crazy.

[00:26:25]>> That's half the battle.

[00:26:26]>> A lot of people wouldn't do that, >> dude. I had >> Here's my thing.

[00:26:30]>> I was the [ __ ] like $7 an hour like grill hand and I brought this to the manager and I feel like the manager should >> You weren't tossing those boys on the grill, >> dude. No, I take food safety very seriously. Don't you dare paint me as a monster. I'm food safe certified.

[00:26:45]I think the manager should have been in charge of that. She delegated the death of an animal to me as a $7.

[00:26:52]>> What would you do if you were the manager? You'd be like handing stoner that every morning. I'd be like, "Yo, dip [ __ ] Get rid of these mice, would you?"

[00:26:59]>> No, handle all if you're a manager.

[00:27:00]>> And you were like, "Can I dip them in cherry coke?" And he's like, "Yeah, I don't give a [ __ ] Do it."

[00:27:04]>> It was a woman. She wouldn't touch him cuz she was scared of the mice. Old [ __ ] Matt, dude, had it coming.

[00:27:10]>> Comes old stoned Matt. Old [ __ ] old Matt. Old peaceful Matt. M. Old atoned Matt.

[00:27:16]>> Peaceful Matt. Yeah. old atoned Matt.

[00:27:18]>> What how often was the cherry coke thing? Was this a onetime thing?

[00:27:22]>> That's that's what I started doing.

[00:27:24]>> That was a It was a daily You would drown them in Cherry Coke >> for about a month. Yes.

[00:27:28]>> For a month. Every day, dude. There's There was right It was next to a big trash place, so there's mice were just flowing.

[00:27:36]>> Wow.

[00:27:37]>> Yeah, it was bad. I mean, dude. Yeah.

[00:27:39]I'm not going to stick.

[00:27:40]>> Crazy.

[00:27:41]>> Yeah. Every day. It started [ __ ] with me. It really did.

[00:27:43]>> Yeah. I bet you're having [ __ ] nightmares of them.

[00:27:46]>> [ __ ] Little Steuart Little just Steuart Little ghosts floating around me.

[00:27:50]>> Yeah, >> I was like ulus.

[00:27:52]>> I was going to sleep like you. I was like Ullesus Grant trying to sleep at night. It's like sweating.

[00:27:57]>> You so Matt reads but he doesn't [ __ ] talk to anyone apparently. He tries to use words constantly and he never gets them right.

[00:28:10]>> Ulesis.

[00:28:11]>> Ulisses.

[00:28:12]>> Uses. Grant, dude.

[00:28:13]>> Ulisses.

[00:28:13]>> Oh, I was about to correct myself. say ulses.

[00:28:19]>> So he knows words and he knows where to use them, but he just >> I don't know how to say them.

[00:28:23]>> How'd you describe instead of chervik?

[00:28:25]How do you describe?

[00:28:26]>> Maybe you're right on that. I >> trick. I might be right. Adage. I'll give you that one.

[00:28:30]>> Yeah. He kept saying instead of addage like he did his old adage >> which he did it on stage and it got laughs.

[00:28:38]>> Yeah. And everyone was laughing.

[00:28:39]>> People thought he was [ __ ] around.

[00:28:40]>> No, I wasn't. Everyone was laughing at me >> except me. I knew I knew that was a shot in the dark on that word, >> dude. I I just And I do I read a lot so I'm convinced I'm smart. So I'm like I know these words and I say them and they're always wrong. Everyone's like that's not how you say that. I'm like [ __ ] >> Yeah. When I said I do a joke where I talk about potatoes all graten and I called it potatoes all and people would laugh at me and they're like it's so funny how you say that. And I'm like that's how you say it. Like no it's [ __ ] not. Okay. I try to get all fancy.

[00:29:07]>> [ __ ] dude. I started saying it off that.

[00:29:09]I never I didn't even know what potatoes a graten was. It's just like when you cut potatoes and put cheese in it. It's like white trash. It's like >> what's it called when you dump mice into when you drown mice in Cherokee?

[00:29:21]>> Regal Mercy.

[00:29:22]>> That's Mercy.

[00:29:22]>> Regal Mercy.

[00:29:23]>> Regal Mercy.

[00:29:24]>> Dude, I had to come out of there every morning just like Ned Stark, dude. Just [ __ ] out to my camp of mice.

[00:29:29]>> Just send them off to the void.

[00:29:31]>> Send them, dude. Send them to Valhalla.

[00:29:33]>> It's a [ __ ] mouse Valhalla, dude. And Cherry Coke.

[00:29:35]>> You think they're mice are waiting for you on the other side?

[00:29:37]>> Hell yeah. They're like, "Thanks for [ __ ] giving us the ultimate warrior's death."

[00:29:40]>> What? dunked in cherry coke.

[00:29:42]>> If you were a mouse and your lungs expanded and filled with cherry coke, you'd be like, "Fuck."

[00:29:46]>> So if that's like the actual thought process you had, you'd be like, "This is nice. They're gonna like this."

[00:29:52]>> Dude, it was chaos.

[00:29:54]>> That was a miserable death.

[00:29:55]>> No, it wasn't.

[00:29:56]>> They died terrified.

[00:29:57]>> The last few seconds. Apparently, when you drown, you start like >> I [ __ ] I think that's [ __ ] >> And this is just something I heard from someone.

[00:30:02]>> Yeah, I know. And I think that's [ __ ] >> I base all my knowledge off of random people I smoke weed with.

[00:30:06]>> I've heard that from a lot of people that when you drown, like right before you drown, it's like [ __ ] >> Hear the gladiator music.