Get Pissed, Buy a Car | The After Hour #88

Añadido: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]And that's what you don't get. That's what you don't [ __ ] get, man. Let me tell you about a little film called Invincible, >> dude. That looks tight.

[00:00:08]>> Like, it's not racist. You're just a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:00:11]>> Yeah. Pop quiz, hot shot. But give me a chance here, man.

[00:00:15]>> No, dude. It's not your fault, dude. It freaking flies all up in this place, kiddo.

[00:00:20]>> SPACE.

[00:00:22]>> TURN THAT OFF.

[00:00:23]>> Cut to Saturday afternoon, and Nick is like, "Oh, wait. Where are the files again?" Welcome to the after hours part.

[00:00:32]Hey, welcome to the after hours.

[00:00:36]Hey, welcome to the after hours.

[00:00:41]Yeah, welcome to the after hours podcast.

[00:00:46]>> Shout out to the new setup that this is nice. I mean, this is what we asked for and you're delivering, right?

[00:00:52]>> Yeah, man. I always look out for you guys and myself, I guess.

[00:00:54]>> Wow. You do look like kind of an alien frog >> just given the environment, the hats, the >> the um big sunglasses, your nose. You kind of look like an alien bullfrog from the future.

[00:01:09]>> I know.

[00:01:11]>> How could you have known that? That's such a >> I know. I look weird. I can see it. I can see it in the screen right now. I can actually see it.

[00:01:16]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:17]>> Are you going with boxy TE's now?

[00:01:21]>> Yeah. Dude, my remember my bloating?

[00:01:23]Yeah.

[00:01:25]>> So, because of the bloating, I got very insecure. So, I started wearing like really baggy shirts. I used to like wearing them nice and form fitting to show off the arms and stuff. But >> yeah, I used to wear the >> Haven't worked out since I moved here.

[00:01:35]>> Uhhuh.

[00:01:35]>> So, it's been a year since I've worked out and plus I had that bloating situation that's not fixed yet.

[00:01:40]>> Damn, dude.

[00:01:41]>> So, there you go.

[00:01:42]>> Look, silver lining. I think the t-shirt looks cute as all get out.

[00:01:46]>> Thank you, bro. You're the best.

[00:01:48]>> Give me some of that ass. Yeah.

[00:01:49]>> Yeah.

[00:01:50]>> Give me some of that ass.

[00:01:50]>> The shirt's all yours, baby. For the folks at home, welcome to the after hour. What?

[00:01:56]>> Can you believe it? It's another episode. I mean, talk about consistency.

[00:02:00]We We just continue to do this show.

[00:02:02]It's [ __ ] unbelievable.

[00:02:06]>> Nobody asked for this and nobody wants it to keep going. But here we are.

[00:02:09]>> That's what we said on the first episode. Nobody asked for this. But guess who's asking for it now?

[00:02:14]>> America. 2,000 people. 2,000 people.

[00:02:17]>> That's a lot of people. You put a 2,000 people in this room. We'd suffoc We'd suffocate. We'd die.

[00:02:22]>> That's Calonia, Minnesota.

[00:02:24]>> Calon, Minnesota.

[00:02:26]>> Calonia, Minnesota. I can't wait for those speech classes I'm going to take once I get that car that I bought off Carvana.

[00:02:31]>> Let's talk about it. So, number one, Nick says, "Carana, >> you bought a car. We talked about it.

[00:02:36]I'm telling the audience."

[00:02:38]>> Oh, you're acting.

[00:02:39]>> I'm a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:02:40]>> Really good acting, >> dude. We're Nick bought a car, right?

[00:02:46]>> Chaos.

[00:02:48]>> Chaos.

[00:02:48]>> Here's what Here's what happened. Uh, I wanted to go to the MVP >> Michael Very Perry.

[00:02:56]>> Michael Very Perry press.

[00:02:58]>> Yeah. Very Perry >> press conference last Saturday. Uh, or last Thursday and no one could go cuz it's in Englewood. You probably would have to leave at like 4 realistically to get there on time in bad traffic.

[00:03:16]Everybody has jobs and such or doesn't care about MMA, especially shitty MMA, I honestly, I get it. But me trying to make somewhat of a career out of MMA and MMA related things, just wanted to go down there, be in the mix. Everybody wasn't there. I also didn't want people to think I was inviting them for a ride, which I definitely wasn't. Uh, and >> kind of, >> no, I wasn't. Uh, I was planning on Ubering the whole time and then it was $65 to get the Uber down there and it would have been 65 back. I'm I'm assuming, you know, possibly a little more, possibly a little less, but I was like >> $130.

[00:03:54]>> Yeah. And it just it just blew my gasket. I'm like, I'm buying a car.

[00:03:59]>> Really? So, the next morning angry you bought a car.

[00:04:02]>> The next Ronda Rousey.

[00:04:04]>> Yeah. It is weird how life works out.

[00:04:06]>> What kind What kind of car did you get?

[00:04:08]uh a Hyundai Sonata. Uh pretty pretty just reasonable. Cars are so cars are so [ __ ] expensive. Like last time I I bought an Alfa Romeo, I spent like a little more than I wanted to, but that at that time was the same price as this reasonable car. If I were to buy the Alfa Romeo this time, it'd be like $32,000. Damn. It's [ __ ] insane. So, I got something. Chat, let us know what kind of car you have in the chat. chat.

[00:04:36]Let us know how you have what kind of car you have, what kind of car car you want.

[00:04:40]>> I just can't justify >> with stuff I have coming up to then to get a good car. And that's like what people say to do responsibly, financially, but I also do want one, but I think I'm going to like uh and you get seven days to drive it off uh Carvana and you can return it and uh yeah, so we'll see. But the freedom that will all lot that I have not for most of my 30s is kind of [ __ ] insane when >> he doesn't get it till the 27th.

[00:05:08]>> I could have got it on Saturday, but I'm going back to lacrosse this weekend. Uh so then get it next Wednesday.

[00:05:16]>> Did you are you leasing it or payments or >> pay payment? Payments bought paid a lot.

[00:05:21]I have I I did a 48-month uh payment.

[00:05:25]>> That's good. Yeah.

[00:05:26]>> Yeah. Nice.

[00:05:27]>> People advised to not go above 60. all those financial gurus.

[00:05:31]>> They try to give you 72 like automatically and I'm like, "No, I'm just going to do that." And I'm even planning on paying it off sooner than that.

[00:05:38]>> Yeah.

[00:05:39]>> Uh, good. That's awesome.

[00:05:41]>> Yeah.

[00:05:41]>> Yeah. I I have a vehicle. Mine is like got 140,000 miles. Just cost me $100 to fill it up. No big deal. Um, I do that roughly once a week. And I was I was taking Steph's car, which is a Tesla, back and forth to Calabasas, which is great. No gas. Even if I have to charge it, it's like eight bucks. It's like night and day different. Obviously, you pay >> all breaks.

[00:06:04]>> Yeah, exactly. Um uh the Nick head thing.

[00:06:12]>> For the folks at home, Nick goes like this when he says something he's pleased with.

[00:06:15]>> Oh yeah. And and he knows like we'll vibe with it now. He's going to be so he's going to be so like aware of it.

[00:06:20]This whole pod.

[00:06:21]>> Um so I've been toying. I'm like, do I pay my car down? I only have a little bit left on the loan payment. pay it down, get rid of it, upgrade to a Tessy or something. But I'm like I'm doing the whole thing of like analyzing all these different car prices like how much it would it >> own a uh gas car versus electric.

[00:06:42]Everything any electric option is like you might as well have a Tesla cuz it's like you have access to the superchargers or whatever. It just the doing the whole car thing sucks. It's just so funny how differently we do things. I got pissed off and I bought a car online that will be delivered within an hour >> and you are looking up and down. Have you thought about just riding your car out like out for a while now that's paid?

[00:07:08]>> Yes. Well, the difference is I actually owe more than it's probably that I would get for it.

[00:07:14]>> What's that called? Underwater or something?

[00:07:15]>> You're like underwater? Yeah.

[00:07:16]Unfortunately.

[00:07:18]>> Yeah. So, I still owe like a decent amount on the car and if I were to trade it in, they'd give me like only a couple thousand for it, you know? So, it's like I'm still paying I'm going to try to just pay it down as fast as possible.

[00:07:30]>> Is it the one like I've been in and stuff?

[00:07:32]>> Yeah. How's >> I have a silver like 2014 BMW.

[00:07:36]>> It's great, but it takes >> Have you How long have you How long have you had it?

[00:07:40]>> I've I've had it for about I got it I think in 2020, so I think maybe six years, maybe less than that. I had a Honda Fit before that and the Honda Fit was sick because you can literally fit everything in there. Uh, and then yeah, and it's like a tiny little engine. Takes like no gas at all.

[00:07:58]But then we wanted to uh get the BMW and it takes premium gas, which is like the opposite. But then, you know, we got the Tesla for Steph. Um, and I really like that car. I have my I have my opinions on certain things. Like I like buttons and stuff and you like try to do things and you have to touch a screen. And it's like kind of a pain in the ass, but it's like you can't beat the full self-driving stuff. Like if you're commuting, it's like so great. Now I like I I like would half pay attention on the drive to Calabasas. Now I have to like actually pay attention while I drive, which kind of sucks.

[00:08:32]>> That sucks a lot.

[00:08:33]>> Yeah. It takes a lot of brain power.

[00:08:34]I've grown to really enjoy my commute now, which is huge for me because the first couple days of doing the commute, I was irritable and I realized I had to reframe being in the car, I'm like, you're just chilling. You're listening to it, but podcasts have been huge.

[00:08:51]Shout out to podcast. And then also just not rushing, not caring when I get there. And I've done a new thing where I don't even enter on the GPS like go to like go to work and it'll tell me like if I see 120 and all red like an hour 20 I'm like [ __ ] this suck. So I don't even do it. Like you get there when you get there and when you get there you're at work. It's all good baby.

[00:09:11]>> Especially if you're not in a where you have to be there. If you don't have to be there then it's impossible if you have the deadline and you're like I >> the math ain't math.

[00:09:22]>> Here here's what's Yeah. Here's what's great cuz like I can kind of get to work whenever I want and I always end up being one of the either first or second there anyway >> and then coming home I used to You got something? You got something?

[00:09:34]>> If you ain't first you're last.

[00:09:36]>> Nice. Well, if you ain't first you're second in my >> If it's even a semblance of a joke, you have to be willing to interrupt someone.

[00:09:41]That wasn't that great. But I still think you should have.

[00:09:44]>> It's from It's from uh >> I know Tallaladega Nights. It's from the feature film Talladega Nights. Um >> Tala Nights >> feature film. What' I say? Sounded like future. No, I didn't say that. Let's check the tape.

[00:09:56]>> The future film Talladega Nights 2. I'm sure it'll be in it.

[00:10:00]>> So, what do you like you? What do you like about your commute?

[00:10:02]>> No, what I was saying is you're absolutely right, Nick. Cuz coming home, it used to be like, [ __ ] I got to get back to noodle. He's probably got to pee. He needs his dinner. But if Jess is home, which during our we've worked out our hours, she's home. I don't got to worry about the noodle man. He's all good. He's with his mama. He's with his pack. He's got his dinner. He's taking his peas. He's taking his shits. I don't got to worry about it. So, I'm not rushing home.

[00:10:25]>> Yes. Yes.

[00:10:26]>> Nice.

[00:10:27]>> You know what I mean?

[00:10:27]>> Nice.

[00:10:28]>> Uh I love >> a community.

[00:10:30]>> Peace of mind is what it is, Nick. I have peace of mind.

[00:10:34]>> And that's what you don't get.

[00:10:35]>> That's what you don't [ __ ] get, man.

[00:10:37]>> But you will get it. You're going to have a car.

[00:10:39]>> You're going to [ __ ] get it one way or another, [ __ ] >> No excuses. After I have a car there, I got to I got to [ __ ] I got to take an some type of MMA class. I'll probably take striking. Everybody says when you're older there's no jiu-jitsu is not >> Yeah.

[00:10:55]herniated disc up the ass and stuff.

[00:10:57]>> Your spine's going to shoot out of your eye socket.

[00:10:59]>> And I obviously just naturally get that.

[00:11:02]So that's probably the strongest part of my game. Uh but striking is just, you know, you got muscle memory. But >> what if you like what if you like were really good and then you like join the UFC? What if that's like you're a late?

[00:11:14]>> I don't think it's like a I don't it's not the YMCA. I don't think you can just join. I think they it'd be be kind of a recruiting process that you have to go through.

[00:11:22]>> Let me tell you about a little film called Invincible.

[00:11:26]>> I haven't se Oh, I did the headbob. I am conscious of it.

[00:11:30]>> Let me tell you a little Invincible >> and I actually haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure someone old gets discovered and it doesn't nontop.

[00:11:38]>> Yeah, Mark. Uh, >> no, that's all natural, baby.

[00:11:42]>> Yeah, so am I.

[00:11:43]>> That's That was bad.

[00:11:44]>> So are these. I was going to say earlier, >> uh, you're a very confident man and you have armed hats, so you can drive a Honda Fit. I don't know if I I could drive a Honda Fit. I'm really struggling with the Sonata >> cuz you would look like Donkey Kong in the thing. You're like big. You're way too big for that thing.

[00:12:01]>> I No, no, that's a pretty big It's a It's a midsize.

[00:12:04]>> It fits.

[00:12:04]>> It's a midsize sedan. I don't think I'm going to look tiny in it.

[00:12:07]>> Not your car, the Honda Fit.

[00:12:08]>> Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about the Sonata. I'm like, I don't have an Elantra.

[00:12:14]Those are both undying.

[00:12:17]>> Yeah, >> dude. It's just on one right now.

[00:12:24]>> Fire.

[00:12:24]>> So, check this out.

[00:12:25]>> Yeah, Chin.

[00:12:26]>> I want to ask Jin about his car and bring him in the conversation. I wish he would just offer this when we're talking about cars, but Chin wrapped his car.

[00:12:35]>> Have we done Have we talked about this?

[00:12:36]Have we seen this?

[00:12:38]>> No. Casey's the one that messaged me afterwards. So, thank you, Case. That did make me feel better. case is like, "Dude, that looks tight." Or something like that.

[00:12:46]>> Well, I didn't see it yet. What happened? It was on his Instagram. He got it wrapped and it looks like So, here's why I was like, "Oh, damn. Did you lower it?" Cuz like the you took like a picture with the people who wrapped it next to the car and uh or the cyber truck, whatever.

[00:13:01]>> And I'm like, "Damn, is Chin like 8 foot 12? How is he like over the top of the cybert truck?" Because I've seen cyber trucks and they're pretty tall already.

[00:13:09]So I was like, and I don't know car stuff, so like >> looking at it, and if you know car stuff, you'd be like, "Oh yeah, obviously it's lowered." But I don't know stuff. So I was like, "Damn, did you lower it?" Cuz like he's like above the car.

[00:13:21]>> That looks cool.

[00:13:22]>> And like this lady's tiny. She's probably my size. So >> yeah, they're both they're both pretty small.

[00:13:26]>> So I was like, "Oh yeah, look how low it is."

[00:13:28]>> Yeah, I look giant there.

[00:13:29]>> So you lowered it and wrapped it.

[00:13:30]>> Yeah, it's it's definitely low. Yeah, I lowered it earlier though with the lowering links. So But I'm I'm telling you, it's like a I think I told you cuz I'm not sure. It's a nightmare though cuz the computer doesn't understand where the where it's sitting at. So when I'm driving on the freeway sometimes it'll go lower on its own and my car my truck's like and I'm like oh [ __ ] it's going to flip over or something cuz you're not supposed to mess with this, you know, the ride height suspension.

[00:13:55]>> So why did you do that?

[00:13:58]>> You definitely should >> cuz I love the way it looks.

[00:14:01]>> Are you worried about uh looks sick, dude? It looks mean. It looks like the Dark Knight. Yeah, Batmobile type. Yeah, it looks pretty badass.

[00:14:08]>> I I Yeah, that looks [ __ ] awesome.

[00:14:11]Uh, are you worried about any type of warranty or anything and publicizing this so much?

[00:14:18]>> I don't think they're going to look at my Instagram, but every time someone asks me about it, go, "Oh, yeah.

[00:14:22]Everything no one but every No, because you can adjust the suspension. You can adjust the suspension, Nick. You're allowed to do that." So, you know, you can lift it up, lower it. It has, you know, adjustable ride suspension. And whenever anyone comments on like the warranty, I just say, "Oh, yeah. All all the things I do are within warranty."

[00:14:41]So, wink wink.

[00:14:43]>> Hell yeah. Smart.

[00:14:44]>> Yeah, it looks great.

[00:14:45]>> So, you're going Hold on. Go back.

[00:14:47]>> Thanks, dude.

[00:14:48]>> Go back. So, you're going thumbs up here. She's going double piece and he's kind of going side pieces.

[00:14:55]>> I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, but you know this couple, they dude, they have no um they had zero reviews on Yelp. They had uh six followers on Instagram and I was like I was very very apprehensive about doing it then. So then I said the one thing that I'll do is if cuz I don't know these people at all. I go if you do the rap at my pad >> then I'll do it.

[00:15:16]>> Wait, what? What's happening? You don't know these people?

[00:15:21]>> No, >> they're the ones who wrapped it.

[00:15:22]>> They're the ones that wrapped the car.

[00:15:24]>> Oh man, I never read read the cat flipping out. I never I I I got to admit I assume they were some type of family at the wor at least friends.

[00:15:37]>> And that's what dude.

[00:15:38]>> No, they they >> are they Mexican? Yeah.

[00:15:41]>> God, I thought they were You better believe it.

[00:15:43]>> From a distance, I scroll past.

[00:15:45]>> Oh my god, Nick.

[00:15:47]>> Oh my god.

[00:15:49]>> Why is this a bad thing?

[00:15:51]>> What do you No, I'm starting to think they're Asian. You got to just get your eyeballs. just very very dumb. Like it's not racist. You're just a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:16:01]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:16:03]>> Yeah.

[00:16:04]>> Honestly, a lot of gear started turning once I saw it on this large of a screen.

[00:16:08]>> Okay, I'll give you that.

[00:16:10]>> Yeah. Looking on a phone, it's hard to see.

[00:16:13]>> And I figured out with anybody without anybody telling me. So, hey, let's look at positive things. God damn it. I got to find that vein.

[00:16:23]>> Nick's new segment. Hey, let's look at positive things. Get the vape. You're crashing and burning. Guys, for the folks at home, you don't understand how funny Nick was being before the show.

[00:16:32]And then now we hit record and he's like, "Those Mexicans aren't Asian."

[00:16:38]>> I don't think he sounded like that. You still think I am in the pocket?

[00:16:42]>> This guy also has a chair blocking him in, so he has to shimmy his way out of the studio. Watch.

[00:16:49]Give me the so I can take it away. Chin.

[00:16:51]Shout out to Chin for we criticized him for having a shitty uh setup for the past number of episodes and now he's got like a cool youtuby backlighty a little bit in it. It's not done yet though. It's giving streamer.

[00:17:09]>> It's giving big brown breakdown meets streamer sort of nade shot. I don't know. I've never seen.

[00:17:15]>> Let's get like Let's get you know that same graffiti artist in your area and kind of do like your own.

[00:17:21]>> I know, right? That would look dope.

[00:17:22]>> That would actually look really sick.

[00:17:23]>> So, what do you got? Cuz I got something big.

[00:17:26]>> It's going to blow the roof off of this [ __ ] joint.

[00:17:29]>> You go then.

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[00:18:54]Uh, I'm going to continue catching up on my correspondence.

[00:18:58]I suggest you do the same.

[00:19:02]I went to a scary movie. And if you've been listening to this program for a while, you know that I uh was not able to watch scary movies for a long time.

[00:19:12]Not because I like would get jump scares and be scared in the moment. I I appreciate horror as a genre and the swings that they take and the kind of liberties that they're able to take with the visual storytelling, but I would get nightmares. And I was like, freick this.

[00:19:29]I I want to be able to watch scary movies. Don't laugh at me. I'm >> Would you ever notice?

[00:19:32]>> I laugh I laughed at Frick. Frick this.

[00:19:34]That's funny.

[00:19:35]>> Would you ever notice your sleep score changing?

[00:19:37]>> So, this is pre Garmin. Um, it's a good question.

[00:19:42]>> 114.

[00:19:44]>> You had 114 sleep score.

[00:19:46]>> That's my autism score. Um, pre Garmin.

[00:19:50]Um, so I I've mentioned it on this podcast, but it was a long time ago. I did exposure therapy. I took it upon myself to watch a a lot of horror films and I watched enough to the point where I stopped getting nightmares. It just became like my brain understood that this is fake and we don't need to fight or flight while we're resting. Um, also [ __ ] um >> a [ __ ] uh uh damn ham a [ __ ] sandwich.

[00:20:22]>> Here's another thing that helped me.

[00:20:24]This was actually midway through my exposure therapy. I when I would get really scared watching a scary movie, like really scared, like want to cover my eyes, I just pictured whatever the scene is. So, we're looking this way in the scene. I picture right here. Crafty.

[00:20:39]>> Yeah.

[00:20:40]>> Red Vines, Snickers, and that immediately reframed the whole thing for me. Obviously, it takes you out of the story to some degree, but I needed to be taken out of the story or I was going to have nightmares. Okay, so that really helped me. For the folks at home, if you're scared of scary movies and you get nightmares, do the crafty tactic.

[00:20:59]Whatever is going on on screen, you know the monster is about to pop out, picture. Okay, here's the monster. He's about to pop out. Red vines right there, right off screen. Okay. And boom, you immediately will be like, okay, I'm not as scared.

[00:21:10]>> I'm going to use that cuz Ashie is also afraid of scary movies.

[00:21:13]>> Use it. I'm telling you, it was a absolute game changer for me. So then I saw weapons in theaters. Jess was so excited to see weapons. We saw Weapons.

[00:21:22]That was the first scary movie that I ever saw in the theaters. I survived that. It was a great movie. Love weapons. We just watched it again the other night.

[00:21:30]Mixed up the water round. Saw her peaches. I also I like I don't want to divert. You're on like a role, but I feel >> I agree. Just >> for the exposure therapy thing, I told I I told Ashia that she should just think about because she works for a company that's very into thrillers and and scary movies and they're always talking about the newest thrillers and she also doesn't like scary movies. We never watched one together. And I tried to tell her just like watch it like film.

[00:21:54]Like how did they create this scene or whatever. Like that's how somebody wrote these words down.

[00:21:59]>> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Imagine them going like and cut after they just slash the throat.

[00:22:04]>> But I'm going to add >> that was good. Right guys too much blood. I >> I'm going to add the red vine specifically.

[00:22:11]>> I'm telling you the more specific you can be the better. It really helps. So, Jess and I went and saw Obsession on, uh, Friday, the night it came out. Well, uh, and this movie was awesome, number one. Two, it was directed by this kid, um, something, his name is something, and but he was like making Instagram funny videos, like sketches on Instagram. You'd recognize him the instant you saw him. And he then he made a horror movie on just put it on YouTube. Made another horror movie, put it on YouTube. Uh made this movie for 700. Yeah. This guy right here, Curry Curry Barker. You'd definitely recognize him from Instagram.

[00:22:57]>> Awesome.

[00:22:57]>> So made this movie for $750,000.

[00:23:01]>> Director Curry Barker. Say that five times fast.

[00:23:03]>> Director Curry Barker. Director Curry Barker. Director Curry Barker. Director Curry Barker. Director Curry Barker.

[00:23:08]Director Curry Barker.

[00:23:09]>> Well, you're getting from Delo eventually the more you say it. But anyways, Delco shout Delco Johnny.

[00:23:15]>> Delco Johnny, not Delco Johnny.

[00:23:18]>> I said I went Johnny.

[00:23:20]>> You said Johnny, dude.

[00:23:21]>> I think it was like a DJ over.

[00:23:23]>> It was the clearest J you've ever said.

[00:23:25]Moving on. Get pissed. F. Let's get the drama going. Get pissed, dude. Get pissed. Buy a car.

[00:23:34]>> Are you Are you pissed because of the interruptions in this? Oh, that mic just hit you in the chin.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah, >> literally you go to movie and go [ __ ] bumped him in the chin.

[00:23:51]>> I best I quiz quick side note. Nothing is funnier.

[00:23:56]>> Pop quiz hot shot.

[00:23:57]>> Pop quiz hot shot. Nothing's funnier.

[00:23:59]True or false? Nothing's funnier than when you're a little bit pissed or a lot pissed and something happens like you >> Yeah. You bump your chin >> and you have to pretend like you're not >> Mhm. that like that thing didn't happen cuz you're like on a line of piss and then something bumps you or you stub your toe or like you [ __ ] go like that. That's the funniest thing in my opinion.

[00:24:18]>> I want to add on to this. We're going off to the side. It's like the the back of the future too timeline.

[00:24:23]>> He wants to move on from the Mike bumping his chin thing. How how now I think I might have Now I might think I forgot it. Now I might think Now I might have think I FORGOT.

[00:24:37]>> [ __ ] Did you forget it? I'll keep going. Don't listen to me.

[00:24:41]>> What' you say? What? No. What' you say?

[00:24:42]I'm not telling, bro. You know the rules.

[00:24:45]>> Those are the I didn't.

[00:24:50]>> Anyways, Nick, silent film coming soon.

[00:24:52]I want [ __ ] Whatever I had was a perfect add-on to it to go back to Just tell me. Chin. Chin.

[00:25:00]>> What? What were we talking about?

[00:25:04]>> That's kind of a good question because I don't remember. But you were talking about scary movies.

[00:25:08]>> No, the diversion. The diversion was funny when you're angry and something happens.

[00:25:14]>> Reminds me of the Mitch Hedber joke when you're really angry at your girlfriend and you're camping and you have to slam the flap.

[00:25:22]>> I got into an argument with the girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument cuz then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.

[00:25:34]How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation?

[00:25:40]>> Zippered up really quick.

[00:25:45]>> That's awesome. That's awesome.

[00:25:46]>> It's the exact same type of thing. Let's hear about the scary movie.

[00:25:50]>> Yeah. It completely dilutes any of the anger. Um, >> director Curry Barker.

[00:25:54]>> So Curry Barker made this movie Obsession for $750,000.

[00:25:59]Are you listening, [ __ ] Yeah, I'm making it for >> Huh? $165,000.

[00:26:04]>> $750,000 [ __ ] dickweed.

[00:26:07]>> I didn't hear it. And I >> That's a lot of money though, but not in movie terms.

[00:26:11]>> That's not I'm listening. This is important.

[00:26:13]>> Listen to me. Lock in.

[00:26:14]>> $750,000.

[00:26:15]>> You made it much. Uh, bus boys to give some context. 3 million. How is that not It's fine, but you're going to we're going to lose it.

[00:26:23]>> I think we should have back and forth during your You're You're just riffing through your segment. He needs he needs to do fourth before he back though.

[00:26:30]>> Give me a minute to let me riff, man.

[00:26:32]>> I think that was good context. But you're right. I'm done. Should I zip >> I don't want you to be done entirely, but give me a [ __ ] chance here, man.

[00:26:44]>> Drama. I got I got him. This is what we were looking for. I got him fired up from the interruptions, but then he laughed so hard at that chin thinking and then what progressed after that.

[00:26:54]>> It was funny.

[00:26:55]So, here's Curry Barker. He makes a movie for $750,000.

[00:26:59]>> Three quarters of a million.

[00:27:00]>> Oh my god. Now I'm pissed [ __ ] guy.

[00:27:04]>> Oh my god. But again, that was just to add to what you were saying.

[00:27:09]>> Oh god. Okay. 750,000. Keep going, Case.

[00:27:13]>> Focus Features buys it for 15 million.

[00:27:16]>> Jeez Louise.

[00:27:17]>> It's opening weekend. It does 16.5 million. Everybody's happy. How about that? That's like Blair Witch Project stuff.

[00:27:26]>> Yeah. And if you watch the movie, it doesn't look like it's 750. Yet some of the actors aren't like wellknown.

[00:27:31]They're kind of all, you know, new. But the movie's fun. It's scary, but it just kind of blowes the line of like [ __ ] your pants hereditary like end scariness and like just fun scary. It was awesome, man. And it's like there's a thing in the theater that I'm noticing that's different with horror movies. You're kind of >> it's it's a more shared experience cuz everybody it's kind of like a comedy which brings me to another point. I think it's >> it's kind it is kind of like a comedy, >> right? Because comedy everybody >> No, cuz he chimed in while I was taking at a perfect time. He kind of understands me in that way and knows when I'm pausing >> and I'll tag on when you're ready.

[00:28:14]>> Right. See how I'm speaking and then he's speaking and then I'm speaking and it's kind of perfect.

[00:28:20]I hit gaps most of the time. There's a couple times where I step on toes like a little bit, but most of the time I'm seeing waveforms literally as you're talking and when I see a dip in the waveform, that's why I try to interject.

[00:28:32]>> Waveform.

[00:28:34]>> Oh, we're going to dwell on that instead of the very poant thing I just said.

[00:28:39]>> Poant.

[00:28:41]>> I'm hooked on phonics, [ __ ] Oh, speaking of which, quick side note, and I know exact I know exactly where to come back to. Nick, don't you [ __ ] say a word right now.

[00:28:50]>> Thank you. Here's the deal. You just said a word poant.

[00:28:54]Earlier today, you you meant to say surrounding and you said around. And I believe the word should be around because it's around the thing. It's not surrounding it. It's around it.

[00:29:08]>> Arounding. That should be the word instead of surrounding.

[00:29:11]>> I'm with you.

[00:29:11]>> Boom. And now I'm right back in. What I was saying was I think there's a connection between people who can do sketch comedy and people who can do horror because this Curry Barker kid was doing sketch comedy now directed this extremely successful >> Jordan Peele is another one and homeboy from uh who directed weapons was in the sketch group The Whitest Kid You Know.

[00:29:30]So that's three guys directly descendant from sketch comedy to successful horror >> in their debut mind you.

[00:29:38]Um, yes. I think watching in a theater is very like a group effort. Yeah.

[00:29:43]>> Especially it can actually be good or bad depending on the group.

[00:29:48]>> And depending on the movie.

[00:29:49]>> Depending on the movie. Me and Seth went to a movie and it was like a I forget what movie, but it was a horror film I believe. Maybe it was weapons in the theaters and people were like, "Oh, hell no.

[00:30:02]>> Sinners. Sounds like sinners."

[00:30:04]>> It was It was sinners. Actually, it was.

[00:30:05]Now that it's Now it was like there was like a lady in the front just like don't go down there. It was awesome. It was so funny. So me and Steph are just cracking up the whole time.

[00:30:18]>> We're cracking up right now. I don't think you realize why that's funny.

[00:30:21]>> I know why it's funny. I'm glossing over it.

[00:30:23]>> Okay, good. Smooth it out.

[00:30:25]>> Good glossing by you. Really good.

[00:30:27]>> It was unintentional of the the tone that I'm bringing it up. But >> are you okay with me clipping it? Cuz I have to. We haven't clipped it. You saying you're clipping it is like us saying we're added to our Instagram, which we haven't done in a long time.

[00:30:40]>> Not that we haven't had any good moments. Uh, but I there hasn't been something where I got so excited about that. I'm like, got to clip that.

[00:30:47]>> My demise.

[00:30:49]>> That's not There's no demise. Everybody gets that. You saw the roast people. You hear what they were saying at the roast racist.

[00:30:57]No, >> I just got to pee. Um, >> I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. No, it was but um >> but sinners we were yelling. She was yelling.

[00:31:06]>> Dude, it was so funny. We were like just giggling. It took Obviously, it took us out of it a little bit cuz she was like she's reacting as if like she's in her living room without other people around her and it's just so like >> you're contributing to your demise.

[00:31:21]>> I know. But it was so fun.

[00:31:24]>> It added to like the group effort. It was so fun to watch with like that group that we watched it with.

[00:31:30]>> What movie did I >> What kind of group are you talking about here?

[00:31:33]>> I knew you were going to say that. But um >> see, we didn't have to say it. We were doing such a good job of dancing around and barely even alluding to >> and I don't even mean to say it that way. I'm still digging the funny part of it. So obvious.

[00:31:47]And I'm digging myself a bigger hole.

[00:31:49]Ah, but anyway, >> what was the So I told you guys I was an A-list. Oh, Michael Jackson or Michael >> I haven't seen that yet.

[00:31:57]>> Uh yeah, I went to it on Friday. I talked about it last episode. Uh really glossed over it. Yeah, fair enough. I get it. Um I ramble. Uh I'm yapping as the kids say, Jenz.

[00:32:07]>> Uh but no, >> I felt like a lot of the movie theater was just laughing at parts that like >> it was like really intense parts and then like they just laughed when it wasn't supposed to be a laugh. That that angers me.

[00:32:22]>> Was it young kids?

[00:32:24]>> Like >> No, it was like family, I guess. I don't know. They I don't know. They just >> probably huge Michael fans, I would actually assume. But >> yeah, it's interesting like like acting in a way is like so serious that people like I don't know. I don't know how to describe it, but they like don't believe it.

[00:32:41]>> The the comedy directors and or horror directors having a comedy sensibility. I think it's all about tension and release. Have I Have I said this to you guys before? It's It's not an It's not an uncommon thing.

[00:32:56]>> I'll give you tension and release.

[00:32:58]>> He's going to make fun of you and then jerk you off.

[00:33:00]>> That actually that actually goes into my point. Um >> that goes into your point that he's going to make you mad and then jerk you off.

[00:33:06]>> Uh that's tension and release, baby.

[00:33:09]>> Wow.

[00:33:09]>> Uh I think good sex is tension and release. I think a good film is tension release. I think a good song is tension and release. And it was all I learned it from Chris Lockamana who was the guy who like gave a walkth through and gave him info about Adam Corolla and we met and I said I didn't want him to get the job to fight her and the kid.

[00:33:28]>> Uh and I felt bad about that after but he >> told me about the concept of tension and release and I think that is like literally everything. It's like a buildup and then somehow either a scare you're waiting for the scare or the punch line.

[00:33:44]>> Yeah. Or or the coming.

[00:33:46]>> Yeah. Jizz.

[00:33:47]>> So, he did it. It does go exactly into what I was saying. I think he got it.

[00:33:53]>> Oh, >> yeah. There's lots of like little bugs here. It's actually pisses me off.

[00:33:56]>> Attention and release. Needs release.

[00:33:59]>> Piss on the bugs. I got to jack them off.

[00:34:00]>> I need a release from the bugs.

[00:34:01]>> I take out that garbage most days when I'm in there waiting. I didn't Today.

[00:34:05]There is a banana peel in there.

[00:34:06]>> No, no. It's not your fault. They're always here.

[00:34:08]>> Okay. But it's got to It's got to be food.

[00:34:10]>> It's not your fault.

[00:34:11]>> It's got to be food or witness.

[00:34:12]>> It's not your fault.

[00:34:13]>> Good while hunting.

[00:34:14]>> Yeah.

[00:34:15]>> Shut up.

[00:34:17]Shut up.

[00:34:17]>> Not you, Sean. Not you. Not you, MARK.

[00:34:21]NOT NOT [ __ ] you.

[00:34:24]>> No, dude. It's not your fault, dude. It freaking flies all up in this place, kiddo.

[00:34:29]>> That's the silent movie we should do.

[00:34:31]>> What?

[00:34:32]>> That scene from Goodwill?

[00:34:34]>> You mean a dialogue scene?

[00:34:36]>> But like in that weird What do we call it? Underplug.

[00:34:39]>> Let's think of a non dialogue scene.

[00:34:42]>> Yeah.

[00:34:42]>> Non. But I think the dialogue scene that everybody knows adds the level of comedy cuz everybody knows the words you're saying as you kind of do them.

[00:34:52]>> Well, aren't you going to do the thing where it goes to black and has like a little page that says >> Oh, with the dialogue. Oh, that's good.

[00:34:58]Sepia.

[00:34:59]>> But I think that within the already knowing the dialogue, it's like Will's angry.

[00:35:08]>> I had a different thought. I I was thinking a little bit more action.

[00:35:12]>> Yeah. like a >> like a scene where you stub your toe maybe. That's what I was thinking too.

[00:35:17]>> You open the refrigerator and you you hits your toe and then you're like ah and you back up a little bit and poke something and then you like bend down to um grab your toe and you hit your head on the door of the fridge.

[00:35:27]>> So [ __ ] crazy. That's what you guys are talking about. Yesterday I've been trying to think about what's like a se scene I could actually film and I wanted to be like something realistic you do and then just do it and Asha and I think it's how I packed stuff in there but we had this jar of hot honey hot honey pickled jalapenos. Okay. She smashes it and she breaks it. And she had a meeting and I was like I was like I want to I want to clean the refrigerator for what if I did the the the silent film about me pulling stuff out and washing it, dropping another one.

[00:36:06]And then I ended up not cleaning the fridge or doing the silent film.

[00:36:10]>> Nice. What What did you do instead?

[00:36:15]>> Ate a hot dog, fell asleep.

[00:36:17]I pretty I >> attention release >> pretty close. No, no. I pro I probably I probably pretended to edit something, you know, open something up.

[00:36:28]>> No, no, no, no. Uh my Jackfoot I been trying to get the Jackfoot out.

[00:36:33]>> What's Jackfoot?

[00:36:34]>> Jackfoot's a cage warriors uh superstar.

[00:36:37]Rising super 3 and 0 professional MMA fighter.

[00:36:40]>> Oh, it's a person's name that you had on the program.

[00:36:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. and he was in our live version, but I've wanted wanted to edit like a good one. Remember when I had Jose Delgado and I sent you that one and it was all like like intense like emotional music and he was like I bleed for this or whatever like I wanted to do that with Jackfoot.

[00:36:58]>> Circling back to the scary movie, I was in the theater.

[00:37:01]>> I didn't want to get back. I didn't want to lose that. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have even said that. No, it's fine. Um, so we're in the theater and I have a big Sun Cruiser vodka iced tea thing. Like real big. I have a picture. I'll send it to you guys. And um >> I don't know what that is at all. What's a Sun Cruiser?

[00:37:18]>> It's a iced tea. It's a vodka iced tea.

[00:37:20]>> Gotcha. You bought it from >> It's like a high noon. And um >> what theater?

[00:37:25]>> AMC Topanga. Love it. Actually, I don't love it anymore. Used to They used to have really good fries and they used to deliver them to your seat. And so I get there and I'm like, "I'll take a huge sun cruiser and some fries and uh two screw balls and um and she was like, "Oh, we don't do like delivery to your seat anymore." And I was like, "Um, >> all right, that's fine. I guess I could wait like the 10 minutes or whatever."

[00:37:46]And she's like, "And they're waffle fries now." And I go, "That's where I draw the [ __ ] line, lady. Have you thought about getting [ __ ] lady?"

[00:37:54]That's what I said. Not not like in the sexual way. Like >> like f you.

[00:37:59]>> Yeah, >> lady.

[00:38:01]>> Right. So that's what I said to her and she knew what I meant because I was clear. And uh so now it's not my favorite place, but it's still pretty sick. And so we're in there. Cut to me [ __ ] in there, you know, as if I were swimwear.

[00:38:16]And uh the previews are playing and the previews, I don't know if you noticed this for the folks at home in the chat.

[00:38:21]Hit us if you know this in the chat.

[00:38:23]When you go to a scary movie, they will hit you with scary previews of future scary movies coming out more so than a typical film. If you're going to see Naked Gun 44 and a fourth, they're not going to hit you with Hereditary 8.

[00:38:36]>> But if you're going to see >> Obsession, they're going to hit you.

[00:38:40]>> It's like targeted ads.

[00:38:42]You like this, you're going to like this.

[00:38:44]>> Yeah. They're like, "Look, if you're capable of withstanding this level of horror, we're going to hit you with this 2 minute and 30 second teaser with the most horrifying [ __ ] you've ever seen in your life." which okay, that's fine.

[00:38:54]What's not fine is Jess had to pee. So now I'm sitting there alone and the scariest images of all time are playing at the biggest screen you've ever seen in your life and I'm getting freaking spooked. So you know what I did?

[00:39:08]>> I went in the group chat with the most people in it, my Sunday brunch chat, and I shared my location in case the ghouls and ghouls got me.

[00:39:14]>> I I got a notification on my laptop. I'm like, why is he sharing his location with me?

[00:39:19]>> Just in case. Better safe than sorry. If these ghouls and ghosts get me, at least you guys can come help me. I'm glad the ads have gotten targeted, though. There was one time I took my nephews. God, I can't remember how old they were. I I would take them to a movie every year when I came home from Christmas break.

[00:39:38]We went to >> So cool. So fun.

[00:39:39]>> We went to Lego Movie. We went to Batman Lego Movie. We went to the replay of the Lion King. We went to Aquaman. A few more. One of them, they were so young and they played a preview of the others, too.

[00:39:55]>> It was the scariest [ __ ] preview I've ever seen. I was an adult. And then they were like and and then they were like, "What the?"

[00:40:04]They were all [ __ ] freaked out. And And I was like, "It's not real. It's not real." And then it came up based on a true story.

[00:40:13]It's just based on a true story. I'm like, "Yeah, we're fucked." Well, yeah.

[00:40:18]Eat these Sour Patch Kids. Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:40:20]>> Close your eyes, kiddo.

[00:40:23]>> Ah, man. I used to think there were alligators under my bed.

[00:40:28]>> That's a Do you know where it came from?

[00:40:31]Like, what started it?

[00:40:32]>> I must have seen something on TV and I was like this. I used to think there was alligators under my bed. I used to There were bees in the corner.

[00:40:41]>> Bees in the corner is scary.

[00:40:42]>> Espec Yeah, especially if you can't see.

[00:40:44]>> Directed by Jordan Peele. Yeah. Bees in the corner.

[00:40:48]>> It's pretty funny, too.

[00:40:49]>> Coming this summer.

[00:40:50]>> Imagine that whole movie is like you're in the bedroom the whole time.

[00:40:56]>> Yeah.

[00:40:57]>> And you're building that suspense the whole time. And then >> Candyman. You guys ever seen Candyman?

[00:41:02]>> Yeah. Dude, all those >> should be called Bees in the Corner.

[00:41:05]>> What's the um Nightmare on Elm Street?

[00:41:07]Is that with Freddy Krueger?

[00:41:08]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:08]>> That one's spooky, too. Cuz they're in your [ __ ] bed.

[00:41:11]>> I watch >> I used to think that. I watched them all when I was as young as possible.

[00:41:15]>> What's the least cemetery?

[00:41:17]>> That's probably why I get nightmares cuz I was watching those movies when I shouldn't have been.

[00:41:20]>> Poltergeist.

[00:41:21]>> Oh, dude. X X Files. My dad, shout out to my dad. If uh if he's watching this, you spooked me. Um him and my sister would watch X Files cuz it would come out on Friday nights, I believe. And so I would go upstairs and watch uh play PlayStation. I said watch PlayStation.

[00:41:38]>> I'd watch PlayStation while they were downstairs watching XFiles. And I would hear the I'D BE LIKE, "TURN THAT OFF. TURN IT OFF." I'D RUN down the stairs and be like, "I'm scared. Turn it off." And they're laugh at me.

[00:41:53]>> What was the Can you look up X Files uh music?

[00:41:57]>> We can only play it for 0 seconds.

[00:41:59]Forget it. It's fine. We're on the Patreon if we want.

[00:42:01]>> I got to hear it though.

[00:42:03]>> You got me for a second on that.

[00:42:05]>> We should do uh X Files Moulder and Scully and face swap. Uh you know, Mark and Nick.

[00:42:10]>> Oh, I like this. We need two. This is what we're talking about. Good staff. We need two computers up. I don't look up anything ever, but have the ability to.

[00:42:18]And you make face swaps.

[00:42:20]>> Let's uh let's spin the wheel.

[00:42:22]>> You can do two things at once.

[00:42:24]>> Okay. But are we going for at least 20 more minutes?

[00:42:27]>> Yeah. Yeah. But I just figured unless it lands on Casey.

[00:42:30]>> Yeah. And it's like if it goes out if it lands on me, we're staying here all night.

[00:42:35]>> That's fine. If it lands on me, we'll see you next week. I I wish I could make me bigger.

[00:42:42]>> Should I just say I'm going to edit this?

[00:42:45]>> You could. You could volunteer as tribute. We'll see what happens with the wheel. You could trade me something very not equivalent. I like it.

[00:42:53]>> Oh, look at that.

[00:42:55]>> Take advantage of me.

[00:42:57]>> Oh, we could save 25% by switching to Hertz. How cool.

[00:43:00]>> I'm so excited to go to lacrosse. My voice cracked. Like >> I'm going to Florida.

[00:43:05]>> When? This weekend?

[00:43:07]>> Sunday. You guys are off for Memorial Day week or something or are you going for work?

[00:43:11]>> I'm going for work.

[00:43:12]>> That's even That's even more for work.

[00:43:13]>> We're going to Cabat Citrus, which is like a golf.

[00:43:16]>> You bringing the lady?

[00:43:17]>> No, no, no. It's for work. I said >> I know, but sometimes if you have a free hotel and she just needs a a flight.

[00:43:23]>> It's like it's like a three-day two-day shoot deal and then back and then I go back to the Titus Performance Institute in Oceanside. So, it's going to be a crazy couple days.

[00:43:32]>> No big [ __ ] deal. Were we putting [ __ ] on this wheel?

[00:43:36]No, he he can't do it.

[00:43:38]>> It's already there. I see it.

[00:43:40]>> Chin, why don't you No, he can't do it.

[00:43:43]>> Do you want to >> do what?

[00:43:44]>> Edit the episode.

[00:43:45]>> What?

[00:43:46]>> [ __ ] no.

[00:43:47]>> I taught you how to make a multi-cam in Austin that time.

[00:43:51]>> I know, but I don't like doing it [ __ ] in post.

[00:43:54]All right, here we go.

[00:43:56]>> Spin the wheel. So, for the folks at home, we're spinning the wheel. Whoever lands on, >> spin wheel. Spin uh wheel. Spin uh wheel. I thought that we were going to do it all together. Spin that wheel.

[00:44:06]>> Oh, spin that wheel. Spin wheel. Spin that wheel and be safe again.

[00:44:10]God damn.

[00:44:15]>> This sucks, dude.

[00:44:16]>> The fact that it says we have a winner, too, and you [ __ ] lose. I'm going to take it.

[00:44:20]>> Uh, you take it from him. I'M TAKING IT.

[00:44:22]WHOA.

[00:44:23]>> ALL RIGHT.

[00:44:24]>> All right.

[00:44:26]>> Wow.

[00:44:26]>> Because I know I want to end the episode.

[00:44:29]>> Cut. Cut.

[00:44:30]>> I have to pee, too. That was my biggest thing. I like once I get up at B, >> I'm going to say >> we're not we're not talking.

[00:44:35]>> Cut to Saturday afternoon and Nick is like, "Oh, wait. Where are the files again?"

[00:44:40]>> This will be up at 1.

[00:44:42]I love you guys. Also, I don't think we're on spot. I don't think we're on Spotify this last week.

[00:44:48]>> I I took it down and I haven't reedited it.

[00:44:51]>> I'm going to pee.

[00:44:51]>> While Nick is gone, I want to talk about um golf. Unless Chin I know you're yawning, but do you have anything?

[00:44:57]>> I still don't even know who won. I don't know who won. You asked me. He asked me who won the PGA championship this last weekend and I don't know but I know John Rom hold it from 101 out Thursday morning.

[00:45:07]>> Did you see that?

[00:45:08]>> No, I saw the >> You saw the clip?

[00:45:10]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:45:10]>> You texted us, right?

[00:45:11]>> Yeah.

[00:45:12]>> I didn't see that.

[00:45:13]>> That was cool.

[00:45:13]>> It was cool.

[00:45:14]>> Um I didn't see it either.

[00:45:15]>> Let's hear the golf thing first then.

[00:45:24]>> So this weekend was a major the PJ championship. It was at Aranamink in Philadelphia. Well, just outside in West Philadelphia. Born in my days.

[00:45:37]>> Anyways, Aaron Ry won it. So, I I here's what I think, Mark, and I want to know what you think and what I think is basically just echoing what Rory Mroy was saying, which I thought was illuminating because I didn't think of it the way that he expressed it.

[00:45:52]Basically, the leaderboard was bunched up all at like three under. And I look at that and I'm like, "Oh, wow. This is a real good test." And like, "Who's gonna break away?" And like this, they set up the course great. And Rory was like, "Actually, they set it up shitty because you can't get to these pins, which with where they are and the firmness of the greens." He's like, "Everybody is going to make par because you can't get close to the pin and at worst you're going to make bogey. So nobody is going to get aggressive and like separate themselves from everybody else. So it turned out to be like a pretty [ __ ] boring major.

[00:46:29]>> The most exciting part was on Sunday Aaron Ry drains like a 40-footer. No, no, 68footer, excuse me, on 17 >> which was crazy. So Aaron Ry went on to win was cool. It looked like JT may be in the mix. He made a run but he had like an earlier tea time. He was clubhouse leader at five under.

[00:46:46]Everybody needed to kind of bogey coming in to be a five. It looked on like Friday or even Saturday like there was going to be a sevenman playoff. Not the case. Aaron Ry wins it straight up.

[00:46:57]Aaron Ry wears two gloves. That's atypical because he grew up in England like playing in wet conditions and that's just what he did. And then he also is a guy who uses iron covers which as we know like if you >> causing some drama in the group chat.

[00:47:11]>> If you go to like a local massive drama in the group chat. If you go to a local MUN and you see a guy with all iron covers, it's a clear indication that he's terrible at golf. But Aaron Ry, like his dad saved up, got him clubs and he really wanted to take care of him so he got iron covers when he was a kid and he's always maintained that throughout his whole career. Pretty cool that a guy kind of not a big name, kind of out of nowhere can win a major and now he can call himself a major champion.

[00:47:36]>> He has been lurking though.

[00:47:37]>> He's been lurking for sure. Yeah, he's always been there but he's never really broken through. Certainly not to the extent of winning a [ __ ] major. Mhm.

[00:47:43]>> Um, so somewhat exciting from that narrative that now there's some new kind of blood in the mix, but from an actual competitive 4day standpoint, probably one of the most boring majors I've ever watched.

[00:47:57]>> Yeah, it was pretty boring. It's probably I never thought of what Rory said, nor did I hear what he said, but it makes sense.

[00:48:03]>> Mhm. Like if it's like >> you're trying to go in and like nothing's sticking to the green and you can't get it close, >> you're going to play kind of conservative and just like >> not like lay up, but like help your chances of getting your >> like you're going to one putt essentially for par.

[00:48:22]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:48:22]>> Or whatever. Like you're going to >> or it was basically the whole entire PJ championship was like now this guy he has 40 feet for birdie. It was that every haul. It's like, yeah, not every they're not all gonna drain full.

[00:48:36]>> They're not trying to stick it close.

[00:48:38]>> Yeah, they can't. They can't because it would hit and then either roll past and into the rough or it would land and catch a slope and run, you know.

[00:48:44]>> Is it cuz the placement was like near bunkers mostly where it's like too close for danger?

[00:48:49]>> It was more like that it was near like undulations on the green and the greens were so firm.

[00:48:55]>> So like if you do get close to it and they take off, they're just going to keep going.

[00:48:59]>> They're too firm. It was like it was like hitting onto this.

[00:49:02]>> Anyway, >> so you have to >> like if you land it short, you're hoping it runs, but there's no guarantee that >> here's put put it this way at Augusta at the Masters, there's spots that you have to hit and you know it's going to catch that slope and roll towards the pin. It wasn't that case with these pins. There were no like land it here like be like the guys who hit it absolutely precise and take the risk and hitting it in this perfect spot where it could take the slope that way if you miss it a yard right or if you land it in the exact perfect spot because you're a [ __ ] elite golfer it's going to roll to two inches. There weren't those opportunities because anytime you landed it close to the green it would roll away from the pin. So that's what they meant by the pin placements.

[00:49:41]>> So >> I did like seeing John Rom being close.

[00:49:44]I like seeing Oberg >> Cam Smith being back in the mix. He's been playing shitty. Then he went to like Butch Harmon and like got dialed in and he just kind of burned so many edges he could have easily been in the mix and he was hitting like [ __ ] 2% of fairways and was still in the mix. It was crazy.

[00:49:58]>> I do with the whole Live Golf thing. I do >> I never liked Live Golf in the first place. Um I never enjoyed watching it.

[00:50:08]They're playing music in the background.

[00:50:09]It's like a [ __ ] party. Why would I want to watch like EDC mixed with [ __ ] golf? I'm not trying to do that.

[00:50:16]>> So I never liked it. I don't mind them getting their bag, but I just never liked it. And I also, as a viewer, want the best players to play the best players.

[00:50:24]>> Yeah, it was fragmented.

[00:50:24]>> And I I also don't understand why the best players would not want to play the best players.

[00:50:29]>> Well, cuz you're offered [ __ ] $500 million.

[00:50:32]>> Yeah. So, I kind of get that, but I also am like, you want the most competition and then if you're going to win and live, like that doesn't [ __ ] mean anything >> from a legacy standpoint. Absolutely.

[00:50:42]>> Legacy. Now, if it's going away, it literally means nothing.

[00:50:45]>> Yeah. They just reported today like Bloomberg reported that uh they may file for bankruptcy. Yeah. Uh early in the interim in case they don't get an investor at the end of 2026. So they could be filing for bankruptcy as early as this week.

[00:51:00]>> This I can get involved in. It's all that Saudi money and it is drying up fast. Their sports ministry like >> it's drying up because they pul they're just pull they're just getting out.

[00:51:09]They're just like we're done with this.

[00:51:11]>> This is going to be my best edit ever.

[00:51:14]>> Oh wow. I'm excited. I there I' I've had a lot of like he's got a slow week.

[00:51:19]>> Well, what do you plan on doing?

[00:51:21]>> I forgot some of my ideas, but I've had a bunch of ideas in the moment. And I'm hoping >> it's not as much zoom.

[00:51:28]>> What if you face swap all of our faces and we're all opposites?

[00:51:31]>> I like it. I like it.

[00:51:33]>> Like I'm you right now >> and I'm Mark. Great time for 15 seconds for likes. Even though it's pretty late in the episode, we've been put on likes.

[00:51:41]Let's do it. You count this time. How about my count? You were right when you said that seems a little long. It was at 15 seconds.

[00:51:48]>> Pretty spot on. Ready? I could do it.

[00:51:50]>> I was 16.12 seconds. I actually think that's [ __ ] But I I told you when I hitched that I thought it took me too long.

[00:51:57]>> I could do it. You want me to do it? You want me to do 15 seconds per legs? I'll do it. I'll do it in three, two, one.

[00:52:03]We're going to go 15 seconds per legs right now.

[00:52:19]And we're back. Thank you for liking, guys. Thank you so much for liking. That was so nice of you.

[00:52:24]>> Yeah.

[00:52:25]>> Uh like, subscribe, all the things. Find us on um all the platforms, all the in on the Instagrams.

[00:52:30]>> And uh check us out cuz we got a bunch of hot clips coming. Both these fellas already cut one and we're getting back into clips. Um, unless Legends next month tells us they are not renewing.

[00:52:42]Don't put that out in the ether.

[00:52:44]>> Even if they did, I'm having fun. I would still keep doing it with you guys.

[00:52:47]>> Yeah, of course. We did it before. We'll do it after.

[00:52:51]>> And now Mark turns into an octopus.

[00:52:57]>> Is he going to squirt ink on me? I don't I'm not sure. I have to put on a sweatshirt. Wait, time out. Why do you have to put on a sweatshirt? I'm cold.

[00:53:07]the classic reason.

[00:53:11]>> No, that totally sounded like you needed to wear a sweater for the segment.

[00:53:15]>> Coziness, but I still think that actually applies.

[00:53:17]>> I'm like, is there some fine print in the Legends thing where like Nick has to wear a sweatshirt for like 10 minutes and has to talk about the sweatshirt?

[00:53:25]Like, >> and I'm going to record the Legends read on my own this week.

[00:53:30]>> Yes.

[00:53:30]>> Are you really?

[00:53:31]>> Yeah, >> dude. You're such a legend. Oh, didn't even mean to do that.

[00:53:35]>> You know what we can do? We could disappear. That's a segment. We could disappear really easily.

[00:53:40]>> If we snap our fingers, I can make us all disappear.

[00:53:42]>> You're not editing.

[00:53:44]>> I'm you.

[00:53:47]>> What?

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