Ep 062 | Polls & Controversial Opinions

追加: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]Coming up on this episode of the girls group chat podcast. Real lack of goss.

[00:00:03]I'm gonna say it. Where's all the goss?

[00:00:05]>> You don't see them outside city hall anymore. I just like cosplay as Patrick.

[00:00:08][laughter] My bra just came flying open and I was stood in a shop talking to somebody [laughter] and my bra was both just now hanging at two bits on either side of my god. When you wear a bra, we're going to be >> Hello and welcome to the Girls Grip Chat podcast with me Olivia, me Diona, me Jordan, and me Shannon. How are we everyone? Do you know my daughter has gotten like to the stage where she just always says girls group chat?

[00:00:40]>> Does she?

[00:00:40]>> She has recorded so many videos in my phone of her just going, "Hey, it's me, girls group chat." She just says it like I mean I'm probably not going to find one right now but >> that voice not that you sent earlier she's like group chat.

[00:00:52]>> Yeah like we like are reacting so can you hear her in this hold on >> guys who's your name >> who's your name >> girls group chat I love you like she's just gotten this stage where she just says all the time and I think she thinks she's slagging me off. [laughter] >> I think she thinks she's like burn mhat group chat. Yeah you're m part of the girls group chat. That was nearly like a we sar sarcastic tone to her voice group. No, [laughter] I guess she does.

[00:01:21]And then I didn't know like she can't read, but if one of us pop up if our our WhatsApp bars grip chat group chat pops up my phone, she's like, "Mommy's a grip chat's talking to you." You know that group.

[00:01:30]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:31]>> Um do you know what's weird is like kids these days have such a different experience to us in terms of technology.

[00:01:37]Like a voice note was quite a revelation a number of years ago. Yeah, my friend uploaded a video of her child the other day and they did like a we trick or we something like, "Oh my god, mom, that's going to go so viral and like their perception of like what's normal is just so different." I know we talked about that a few episodes ago, but their normal is very different to our normal.

[00:01:53]>> I saw a thing on this morning this morning about >> in the group chat group chat about this in the group chat group chat. It's a conception about the whole thing about uh so many kids now are trying to zoom in on books.

[00:02:04]>> Whoa. I hate that the teachers are reporting kids in school being like with their finger and their thumb like trying to zoom in and then sort of ping themselves on. I know. I know. Now in saying that there they do learn through screens as well in school, you know, like it's not all on there watching Tik Tok, but they're like trying to zoom on books.

[00:02:22]>> But the time where I thought I was a pure boomer was when I seen the we girls outside doing this, >> pretending to talk to each other on the phone instead of like this.

[00:02:31]And if you ask if you ask like us to pretend to take a photo, we'll go like that. But they'll go like that.

[00:02:35]>> Yeah. Ask them to do a heart. We go like that. They Well, I don't even know what they do.

[00:02:39]>> They go like >> that. Oh, yeah. That's >> we do that.

[00:02:41]>> Yeah. They go like No, they go like this or something. Yeah.

[00:02:46]>> I don't know how you do it. I can't even do it.

[00:02:47]>> And we go like that.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah. I'd go like that.

[00:02:49]>> But then I saw someone the other day doing it like that. Like a we thumb.

[00:02:52]>> Yeah.

[00:02:52]>> I think that's a bit goth though.

[00:02:54]>> How cool are they? Real lack of goths.

[00:02:57]I'm going to say it.

[00:02:57]>> Where's all the goths?

[00:02:58]>> You don't see them outside city hall anymore. No, you don't see them out.

[00:03:00]Have they >> I've seen one.

[00:03:02]>> Have they put nails on the benches because they can't sit their arches on them anymore? Like they're not there.

[00:03:06]>> And like >> But they're not even walking around.

[00:03:07]>> No. Where are they?

[00:03:08]>> I think they're all in is it what's the bar called? Love and death or something.

[00:03:12]>> Oh, voodoo.

[00:03:13]>> Voodoo. Do you know what? Goths are class.

[00:03:15]>> They've all been medicated and they're all fine and not go off now.

[00:03:18]>> They're all happy.

[00:03:19]>> Yeah. I remember being like really shocked whenever I was younger. Find out goths were really nice cuz they're like they were scary. Really, really scary.

[00:03:26]But just for people who maybe didn't quite fit in and thus they were actually really nice.

[00:03:30]>> I didn't drink Monster for years cuz remember they used to say you were a goth if you drank Monster.

[00:03:33]>> Really?

[00:03:34]>> How'd you drink it?

[00:03:35]>> I think everyone felt like you had to be like indoctrinated into the goth group.

[00:03:38]Like you had to drink someone's blood and like I don't know just throw a cat off a building. Like you had to do mad [ __ ] like to get it cuz they were all like >> like sadistic and they were all like Marlin Manson and they were all like just scoring things into their skin. You just thought they were like dangerous but they're just people. I seen a girl I seen a girl walking through Belfast the other week and I was in the car so it's just you when you're in the car just staring at her and she had like a we short dress on like her we fishnetss massive platform boots and I was like fair fox [ __ ] to her. Yeah >> cuz it was [ __ ] freezing.

[00:04:06]>> I saw the other day lethal like that and she was wearing two different colored kneeh high bits and I went [ __ ] go you >> committed she had to buy two pairs of boots for what I thought. I went I wonder did they come in two pairs? Did she buy the two pairs or did they come >> I love it. My old babysitter was a goth.

[00:04:23]She lived across the road and I had never seen her in her goth gear and she came around to babysit for the first time and she was in like the full regalia and like white face black lips and all. I'm probably really over exaggerating that she wasn't in the band kiss but [laughter] she was very very gothy and I was like oh my god are you going to a fancy dress party and it was such a put down but I was being genuinely serious. I was only about seven and she's now a very well-known politician. But I think there's a whole thing in the goth scene that there's like different levels of goth and people get offended if they're not like full goth but calling themselves goth. I think I think that's a thing. I remember my brother was a bit of a goth for a while >> and he had like a big long leather coat.

[00:05:01]He long hair. He wore the big what do you call those big black buckly?

[00:05:06]>> Can't remember the name of them. They were dead expensive. and he brought home he went to Virgin and he bought the Marlin Manson album and he brought it back and he was secretly listening to it in his room and then my dad came in and obviously it was all like you know I guess like screaming sort of my dad was like what do you listen to and he was like Marlon Manson need his nails painted black and all >> I would have thought he was the baddest baddest boy >> my dad was like if you listen to Marlon Manson in this house it will become haunted and everyone will die like he was just like no way so my daddy made him get rid of the Marla Manson CD and like threw it in the bin he was like no son of mine will be listening to Marla Mson in this house >> that saved his life.

[00:05:40]>> I know. Well, he went out and rebought it secretly.

[00:05:42]>> Well, just listen to it in his Walkman with his both his earphones on and all and I was like, "Go you. You're absolutely mad."

[00:05:47]>> A rebel.

[00:05:48]>> Yeah. But like that was the thing. If you thought like you were goths were like scary to everybody else.

[00:05:52]>> I had loads of goths in my school like of goths. There was a group of goths.

[00:05:55]I'd love to know what they're at now.

[00:05:57]>> But also remember on a non-uniform day like your first non-uniform day in first year and you'd realize that someone was a goth because of they were in the regalia then and you're like holy [ __ ] You've just been >> you've just been normal Joe. You just goth floating through mass technology everything without us knowing you're >> tell the goth should not have on when it wasn't on uniform day was the hair and then the girls always made a point cuz we really weren't allowed to wear hoodies under our blazers like not a hope weren't allowed to do it they still did it and it was always like black with like safety pins hanging off it. We had a really good time growing up though cuz if you didn't want to commit to being full goth, it was also peak emo era. So you could still like wear black and eyeliner and be a we bit sad and listen to kind of like you music but it was all >> sing. That was the word. And the girls had the massive it was like sing. That's what you called.

[00:06:43]>> It's not not a word I've ever heard. I mean I've heard the word scene.

[00:06:46]>> There was a group of girl like men on women but they were called like scene and they would have had like nearly colorful versions of the bike. Remember they were all like Tumblr MySpace. I do not remember this.

[00:06:57]>> Looks a we bit anime.

[00:06:59]>> Yes, that's what it was.

[00:07:01]>> I think different areas had different names for different things totally. We had freaks and dairy and that was what like my brother was a freak.

[00:07:07]>> What do you call kissing growing up whenever like you like a snog?

[00:07:12]>> We say meeting as well.

[00:07:14]>> Will you meet him? That could either be an area thing or Protestant Catholic thing.

[00:07:16]>> I think a Nuri thing was like will you see my friend?

[00:07:19]>> Yes.

[00:07:20]>> Will you see my friend?

[00:07:21]>> Will you see my friend? I would love to see somebody from like America come over here as a teenager and like will you see my friends and like what like will you meet my friends like what will you go my friend like I have no idea what's happening out >> I remember realizing as well and this was this was like in my 20ies I never understood like I'm going to say cultures people outside of Belfast and they would have said she's going with him and seeing and that meant two different things and I was very very confused because if you were just seeing you were just like going on dates but They were going with each other. You were boyfriend and girlfriend.

[00:07:53]>> But we had going steady. Going steady.

[00:07:55]That's what it was.

[00:07:56]>> This was a mind.

[00:07:57]>> I thought that sounded very American cuz that's what I said of the teenage witch.

[00:08:00]But that was something I learned.

[00:08:02]>> So you had the levels where you just went with them. Then you were facing which meant >> you just could go people.

[00:08:08]>> Okay. Yeah.

[00:08:10]>> And then there was going steady meant you were like finger.

[00:08:13]>> I remember when Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Harvey asked Sabrina to go steady, but I thought they were saying go study. And I didn't know why she was so excited that he wanted to like go do revision with her. She's like, "Harvey, asked me to go study." And I'm like, "So [ __ ] open a book, do it [laughter] yourself, Sabrina." Um, well, leading on from this convo and all the different words that we have for things and different experience people have and everyone's normal. Uh, we did some polls recently on our Instagram. Bring back an Instagram poll. Like, bring it back with a vengeance. I used to get so excited because there used to be such a thing loads of people did. And if someone did like a series of a poll, I was committed. that I was locked in. Loved seeing what everyone else was voting. I would actually go back to said person and look up like the results later on.

[00:08:53]>> Some of the cast that I was with today for the new show said they did those polls >> cuz they were locked on. They were like, "What a fun." Yeah. Cuz they were like, "What a fun time."

[00:09:01]>> Like that's amazing.

[00:09:02]>> Participated in those polls last night.

[00:09:03]>> It is. You just want to see But you want to see what everyone else is doing. Like do you ever see people that have maybe their their page is like educational and they're like, "Please only answer if."

[00:09:12]And I'm like, "I don't give a [ __ ] I want to see what everyone else still have to answer because Yeah. Even if even if you you don't have an opinion on it, I'm going to make up an opinion so I can see the results >> because there was a couple of them that were like, "Oh, if you're single D and I know 99% of people answer that are not single. They're like, I just want to see what the single people are doing."

[00:09:28]>> So, do you want to just like rattle through the poll and discuss >> through Jordan? I want to hear what everyone said.

[00:09:34]>> First question was, do you like your job? 74% of people do like their job.

[00:09:39]>> I don't think that's reflective of people I know.

[00:09:41]>> Do you not think? Like, do you think more people don't like their job? I feel like more people I know don't like their job than like their job or tolerate their job.

[00:09:48]>> I feel like it's changing. I think a lot of people now are starting to do their own things. Like I know a lot more people that are branching into like side hustles compared to maybe like years ago.

[00:09:58]>> And maybe people were looking at like I don't hate my job, you know? It's not necessarily everyone's in their dream career, but the fact that most people have general job satisfaction.

[00:10:06]That's pretty good cuz I also there's so many caveats you could add to everyone like, "Yeah, I kind of like my job. Oh, there's something else I'd like to do."

[00:10:12]And I was like, "No." Can I add to that?

[00:10:16]Not to be rude. See, if you ever do an Instagram poll, you do not need to DM an explanation of what you voted. Like, >> oh, yeah.

[00:10:24]>> See, whenever you're like, you know, oh, do you like cheese? The answers are yes or no. People are like, there needs to be a sort of option. Well, I'm actually lactose intolerant. No, I don't like cheese. My mom really likes cheese.

[00:10:34]>> I only like mozzarella. I don't like cheddar. People are pissed about the cats and dogs one.

[00:10:38]>> Oh my god. Where's the both option? It's like, no. Sometimes in life you have to commit to one option or the other.

[00:10:43]Commit to the vote or don't vote.

[00:10:44]>> Leave the party.

[00:10:45]>> Like honestly >> buy pet sexual like you just like what what do you want with >> by pet sexual? Wow. Whatever.

[00:10:51]>> She went there.

[00:10:52]>> Go for it.

[00:10:52]>> Um but yeah, >> you just don't need to caveat that at all cuz nobody cares. Um do you iron?

[00:10:59]Right. So the options were to give a slight caveat here. Yes, I mainly iron my clothes. No, I mainly use a steamer like a thing or I do neither.

[00:11:07]>> What did we all say as well think we need to do? So, uh I do neither. I don't iron or steam.

[00:11:13]>> I occasionally if something really I'll not like uh you know systematically like wash my clothes and then dry them and iron them. But if I take something out and it's really wrinkly, I will iron it.

[00:11:24]But if I can avoid it, I will. I I my mother-in-law used say to me all the time, "You need to iron what you're wearing." And I'd be like, "Nope, nope.

[00:11:29]Refuse to." So, I hate ironing. I always think it's mad when people like, "What are you doing?" Like Sunday night, I'm just going to do my ironing. That's mad.

[00:11:36]Yeah.

[00:11:39]My Yeah. My auntie People used to pay my auntie to do their ironing for like Oh yeah.

[00:11:43]>> She used to bring basket loads of laundry baskets of like neighbors and do their ironing set for all.

[00:11:47]>> There are people who iron their bed clothes.

[00:11:50]>> My mom irons pants.

[00:11:51]>> Pants and bed clothes.

[00:11:53]>> I think she irons the bed clothes. My mom >> that is having a like a lot of pride in your house.

[00:11:58]>> Olivia, what are you doing?

[00:11:59]>> I have a steamer, but I use the crease release from Home Bargains. Do you know what that is? We spray. [ __ ] brilliant. So what happens when you spray it? You hang it up and spray it and then spray crease. It's amazing. That's what I use.

[00:12:13]Unreal. Actually work.

[00:12:14]>> Yeah. Yeah. It's great for bed clothes actually. Especially like you know when you take the bed clothes out and they're proper crease. It's like really wrinkly.

[00:12:21]>> You don't get them out of the tumble dryer quick enough and they're like >> Yes. So, but yeah, I have the steamer for like if I'm doing something like if it's like a suit or >> I have a steamer and an iron which the steamer I so I don't do ironing. I don't do steaming but as you say if something's been folded up or it's been hanging up.

[00:12:39]>> Kieran's mom bought us a really good big iron for Christmas and I used it once and it overwhelmed me. I didn't know what it was doing. I don't know what to be.

[00:12:49]>> There was water coming out of it and it the the thing was soaking it was trying to iron. I wanted to wear it out and I was like this is too risky for me. I would need to take it and teach myself how to use it.

[00:12:57]>> So the steamer is easy everything.

[00:13:00]>> If I do iron I won't use an ironing board. I'll do it in the ground.

[00:13:04]>> What?

[00:13:05]>> That's so insane.

[00:13:06]>> I would never use an iron and board ever. Never had in my whole life.

[00:13:09]>> I have a we mini one. I don't have a full size one.

[00:13:11]>> I have a we mini one that we >> sitting trying to work out if that's legal. She's like can you do that?

[00:13:16]>> I think it's called a table top.

[00:13:18]>> I used to have one of those and I actually still have one in my house but I would never take it out. I just put it on the ground and iron it. Oh dear. I'd be afraid to get another stain on it.

[00:13:25]>> I just imagine like dirt is your ground.

[00:13:27]>> You know when you do you put like a tile down or you just the floor on the ground.

[00:13:32]>> The tile is absolutely >> I feel like this needs to be a pole ironing on the floor.

[00:13:36]>> Iron on the floor.

[00:13:37]>> Like no I'm using crease release.

[00:13:38][laughter] >> Oh just lie it on the bed and iron it on the bed like >> Whoa.

[00:13:43][laughter] The bed goes on fire.

[00:13:44]>> It's not. Why would it go on fire material?

[00:13:47]>> Sure. The ironing board's got material on it. But it's foral. It's made that way.

[00:13:51]>> No, but there's material over the metal.

[00:13:53]>> Right. There needs to be people. I should have replied being like, "Is there a cruise release option?" And Diona should have been like, "Why is there not an option for ironing on your bed?"

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[00:15:50]Keep it fun. Uh right. [ __ ] me. The amount of DMs we got about this. How often do you change your bed sheets? The >> results of the last one.

[00:15:58]>> Oh, sorry. Sorry. 59% do neither.

[00:16:02]They're not ironing or stealing these days.

[00:16:04]>> I would have thought that. Um, and we'll not go into the runners.

[00:16:07]>> People have not got time for that these days. No, no, >> no. Um, right. How often do you change your bed sheets? This was controversial.

[00:16:14]>> This was >> at least once a week. At least once a month or less than once a month. The top answer with 59% was at least once a month. Uh, people were very keen to write in and let me know, oh, but it's every 10 days or whatever. Yeah. you know, um >> the outrage and disdain from people, like I would say disgust and revulsion at people only doing it less than once a month. Like it was as if people were saying I am going to come into your house and smear my shite on your walls.

[00:16:41]Like people were so angry. THAT'S DISGUSTING. WHY AREN'T PEOPLE CHANGING THEIR SHADES? It's like I don't know, girl. I just made the poll.

[00:16:49]>> What are you doing?

[00:16:50]>> Uh I'm so scared to say >> I'm less than once a month. Yeah, >> 100%. Mines do not get washed every month, but I don't wear fake tan hardly ever, so it doesn't it doesn't bother my bed. My bed's never covered in fake tan.

[00:17:00]Although Sean would disagree.

[00:17:01]>> My thought process is right like I'll only ever wear pajamas that are like up to my neck down to my ankles ever.

[00:17:07]>> Are you not rubbing your dete if you are? It's your bed. Who cares?

[00:17:16]How filthy are you going to bed that like it turns you the thought of someone not washing their bed sheets that frequently? I shower before bed also.

[00:17:24]at night time that you should have been another pool Wendy shower morning too scared for that >> exactly but like in my house I've got young children in my house rarely is my writing happening in the bed either you know what I mean >> wow >> oh I mean just like you just go off and pantry >> [ __ ] go in the old on sweetite and shut the door lock it I mean like whilst on or something like you just put >> that with Sean and Joy [laughter] >> I just like cosplay as Patrick >> um that's actually Sean's middle name so that's Uh, no. Like, do you know what I mean? So, my bed isn't full of jizz. J [laughter] >> Ryan is literally here like, "Fuck my life. Why am I doing this?"

[00:18:04]>> Do you know what I mean? Like, so I would have So, I'm not getting that much tan on my bed.

[00:18:08]>> So, you just looking when there's a we stain that looks a bit When there's a we stain bit suspicious, you like that's it. Time to clean the bed sheets until what stains be happening? Like maybe makeup or like you know jizz [laughter] probably the the biggest compromising stain that's going to be on your bed is probably jizz. Let's be honest.

[00:18:27]>> The thing is I love the feeling of fresh sheets. I really do. But it's such a pain in the ass. We also don't have a tumble dryer and it's never dry outside to hang your sheets outside. So getting sheets dried when you wash them is a hand. So and we do have extra sets and stuff like that. But frankly I can't be honest.

[00:18:41]>> I'll be honest. I was every I was always every week because I was a I am a fake tan girl. And then I got to just all see my sheet that goes over my pillow when you get into it cuz that's obviously so easy to get off and just wash. So now I'm like >> I would say every two weeks. So I'd say I'm in a one once a month bracket.

[00:18:59]>> Yeah.

[00:19:00]>> I mean I'm so busy before that I would be once a week.

[00:19:03]>> I just don't want to be dedicating my time and effort to that all the time.

[00:19:07]Like but people saying once a week are mad. Do >> you know what I think it probably lands once a month? Yeah. Can I also ask >> Thank you guys for being so honest.

[00:19:14]>> Whatever way it is we're all about.

[00:19:16]That's fine. Yeah.

[00:19:17]>> How often? I know it's not a po are you wash are you how many times you wear a pair of jeans so you wash them.

[00:19:22]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Do you not supposed to wash your jeans? It wrecks them.

[00:19:28]>> You're supposed to put your jeans in the freezer to get rid of bacteria on you.

[00:19:35]>> What size?

[00:19:37]>> You should only be washing your jeans if they have a stain or a a smell should be in the freezer. I seen I seen about this because I think it was Le put it out now. Double check fact check that I don't do this. I've washed my jeans.

[00:19:51]>> Imagine you're at a barbecue and someone's like, "Will you grab me an ice cream?" You open their freezer pile of jeans. I be like, "You're [ __ ] serious."

[00:19:57]>> I think it was Levis's. Put it out saying, "You're not really meant to wash denim."

[00:20:01]>> My jeans are never getting washed ever unless there's a stain on them. I never wash >> the jean in the freezer.

[00:20:06]>> I don't know. I've never done it.

[00:20:08]>> I definitely wash mine if there but mine do get dirty cuz I wash them. Yeah, >> I always spill stuff myself, so mine have to be washed. But I do think it [ __ ] up a gene when you wash.

[00:20:15]>> It takes ages after you've washed them as well to like get your weed flow back in them. They go so stiff. I think unless there's a stain on them or Yeah, that's it. Stick them in the freezer with the fish fingers.

[00:20:25]>> Mhm.

[00:20:25]>> Um, so if anyone's tried that, please let us know if it works.

[00:20:28]>> I feel like last year we discussed like how often are you washing a brand and stuff like that. I want to take this a step further. I'm really conscious that our female producer is off this week and her husband is sitting in the corner and really sorry, Ryan. Are people wearing bras anymore? And I mean like an underwired fullon proper bra.

[00:20:44]I'm the same. And I'm going to tell you, I was again, sorry Ryan, I was just saying to Diona, >> really not impressed. And this wasn't cheap. This was a Marxy one, which I usually love. Bras again, you wash them, >> something goes wrong. And now it looks, if anyone's watching it, it's puckered and it looks like I have a big burger nip. So, >> well, can I tell you, do you remember I was going on recently about my new my bras that have the magnet at the front?

[00:21:06]Has the magnet at the right with the magnet at the front. Uh, well, the other day I was standing talking to somebody and Rocky like just lifted his arm and elbowed me and it just flew up through the mag [snorts] and my bra just came flying open and I was stood in a [laughter] shop talking to somebody and my bra was both just now hanging at two bits on either side of >> I told you it was frisky. What were you wearing though?

[00:21:28]>> Uh, I was wearing like a norm.

[00:21:30][laughter] >> I imagine it just opens and your tits are out to here box.

[00:21:35]>> Okay. Well, they're not going to be out to here. [laughter] Now imagine now imagine like the bra [gasps] like this cuz it's open at the front.

[00:21:40]>> It did. It opened like a book like a chest like it's sitting straight out.

[00:21:44]Chest >> and it was if I had if I had big boobs that would be an issue but it just popped open for me. I just felt the and I was like whoa. And I just feeling very vulnerable and then you just started talking to someone just like with your arm strapped over your tits.

[00:21:54]>> That's amazing.

[00:21:55]>> Yeah, I know. And you know what's funny is cuz the show I'm doing, they text me and they go, "What sort of brass you wanted to buy in?" And I told them to get in the magnet bras. All I have on the show is magnet.

[00:22:03]>> You're going to have a big viewership.

[00:22:05]Everyone just watching to see when your tits pop out every episode.

[00:22:07]>> I know.

[00:22:08]>> Well, look, why I ask is because all I wear is either like a we flimsy crop top or a sports bra or like a bodysuit maybe if I need a bit more structure. I could not tell you the last time I wore a full-on underwear like the clippy clippy things at the back bra. They're really unflattering and really uncomfortable.

[00:22:22]>> I hate my boobs and I'd love to get them cut off my body. So I always wear this bra to like compress me >> like I'll like I think I'm an E or a F or something actually like in measurements but like you'd never know because I just boobs >> I can't do the compressing. That's why I I only wear a bra with underwire cuz it's the only thing that gives visibility >> compress [laughter] but I I could not compress.

[00:22:47]>> NONE OF US WERE QUESTIONING >> WE'RE LIKE wait you're not compressing those bad boys. [laughter] >> Whoa. How's your back? Thought you were only compressing. That's why you looked like that.

[00:22:56]>> I was like, "God, when you wear a bra, we're going to be [laughter] >> It's over for you losers." Okay.

[00:23:02]>> Yeah. Bras are a melt.

[00:23:03]>> Great. Glad to know. Uh, right. Do you prefer calls or texts or So, the options were text, calls, or voice notes.

[00:23:11]>> Voice notes.

[00:23:12]>> Uh, well, most people prefer text. 67%.

[00:23:14]Do you know funny? Do you know somebody sends me a voice note and it's like say 3 minutes long and at the end of the voices they're all sorry this has been like an absolute marathon of a voice.

[00:23:23]This is so crazy and I'm so sorry this is so long. And I'm like this is the shortest voice I've ever listen cuz we all listen to our voice notes in time two speed. So it's only a minute and a half minute and a half.

[00:23:32]>> Like I said me and my best friend send each other 16 to 20 minute voice notes like a couple times a week. Like they're full listen to them on a drive like they're like a podcast episode each year. It's a full rundown because nobody phones each other anymore. But like I have followed like somebody messaged me the other day and they went, "Oh, can I ask you a quick question and I text back going absolutely voice note mate? I I cannot take the anxiety of the phone call.

[00:23:54]>> I I hate the immediiacy of having to have the answer to what it is you're asking me right now. If you voice me, I can think about it.

[00:24:00]>> My heart falls out of my ass when my phone starts ringing. I hate it. I literally hate it. Especially >> cuz I I don't know if you realize I don't really say phone numbers. I rely on the fact that I can see on WhatsApp everyone." Yeah, >> name and photo. I actually go by photo most of the time. Really bad at saving phone numbers. So when it goes and it doesn't appear scammy and I might have like at the minute I've just booked an appointment for like quite an important thing and my phone went the other day and I was like [ __ ] that doesn't look like a scam number but also it could be about that appointment.

[00:24:31]>> Yeah.

[00:24:31]>> Should I didn't answer. I literally didn't answer to this day. I don't know who that was phoning me. Can do it.

[00:24:37]>> [ __ ] You have to I know that's I hate phone calls.

[00:24:39]>> Do you have our numbers save on your phone?

[00:24:42]Let me check.

[00:24:43]>> Like if someone was to say to you, "Oh, can I have Jordan's number? Could you look it up?"

[00:24:46]>> Put it this way. There's my best friend Nicole. I don't have her number saved.

[00:24:50]>> That's in >> I have Jordan's number saved. I have Jonah's number saved. Where's Olivia?

[00:24:54]>> [ __ ] Imagine >> I have Olivia's number saved.

[00:24:57]>> Followup question then. What's everyone from the group saved as in your phone?

[00:25:00]Are you doing like first name, surname, full name? So, am I Jordan Arnold in your phone?

[00:25:04]>> You're Jordan Humphrey.

[00:25:05]>> No, wait. Actually, you're Slay.

[00:25:06]>> Slay.

[00:25:06]>> Throwback.

[00:25:07]>> That's the way it's going to stay.

[00:25:09]>> The OG.

[00:25:09]>> Yeah. Just in case you might revert back to it someday. Ben randomly >> Diona and Olivia have their full names and you're just Jordan.

[00:25:17]>> Slay my stage name.

[00:25:19]>> Just Jordan.

[00:25:20]>> Are you full name?

[00:25:21]>> Oh yeah. I only ever have people as their I'm not one of those like fun.

[00:25:24]>> So everyone I like all my favorite people uh have a have an emoji. But that's such a Jordan coded thing.

[00:25:31]>> Do you have an emoji for us?

[00:25:32]>> Yeah.

[00:25:33]>> I'll tell you what your emojis are. Oh my god. So fun.

[00:25:36]>> I am not one [ __ ] That is such a Jordan thing.

[00:25:39]D. So, you're all your full names then emoji cuz you started as full names, then you got upgraded with the emoji pretty quickly. It didn't take long to send up the ranks. Dion, yours is a flamingo.

[00:25:48]>> Thought so. Um, Olivia, yours is the we woman getting a haircut.

[00:25:51]>> Love it.

[00:25:52]>> Perfect.

[00:25:52]>> And yours is a pink bow.

[00:25:54]>> Stunning.

[00:25:54]>> Oh my god, that's beautiful.

[00:25:55]>> Very cute.

[00:25:56]>> And I will remove emojis from people's names when I no longer like them.

[00:26:00]>> How passive aggressive. They won't know.

[00:26:01]>> They don't know, but I know. And here's one for you. Say someone had an emoji and someone comes on the scene that suits that emoji more.

[00:26:09]>> Will they get a switch? Like if you became friends with an actual flamingo, >> I'd be like, "Yeah, what's your favorite dinner?" Cuz that's going to be your emotion.

[00:26:17]>> What if someone had have had if they like the flamingo and the haircut's very like niche? What if someone else in your friend group had had a bow and then I came along and my thing's bowed? Would I have got given the bow and they would have got changed?

[00:26:27]>> You would have just got something else.

[00:26:28]Check. It's not that deep. I mean, it's kind of deep. It's pretty deep.

[00:26:30]>> I think it's quite deep, >> but every single person does have a different emoji actually. That's very cute.

[00:26:34]>> And there's only two people with three emojis and that's Ben and Farren. No offense, Mom. Um, anyway, >> next poll.

[00:26:41]>> Next one. Uh, do you enjoy squeezing spots/ blackheads?

[00:26:45]>> Love it.

[00:26:46]>> Obsessed. Jesus.

[00:26:47]>> I wouldn't say I wouldn't say I adore, by the way.

[00:26:50]>> I If I have a spot, I can't help myself but pop it, but I wouldn't say I love sitting doing it.

[00:26:56]>> I love getting in the magnifying mirror and seeing if there's like anything to squeeze. And like is there like even one for >> anything to squeeze? Anything to pluck, anything to peck at, anything to peel.

[00:27:05]>> I'd rather someone do it for me. So I know I've, you know, blackheads my nose, but like when I start doing it, I just make a [ __ ] sage. I love like when someone gets in a facial and starts doing it for me, but I wouldn't say, "Oh, come to my house. I'll do it for you any night.

[00:27:19]>> Please do it."

[00:27:20]>> Um, before I went to work today, actually [laughter] Ben was lying on the sofa cuz he wasn't working and I sat on him and he thought I was coming in for a cuddle. had tweezers and I was like, "Let me pluck five hairs out of your face." And he's like, "For [ __ ] sake, not again." I love cuz men's bristly hairs on their face and sometimes there's ending growers. Sometimes there's three hairs coming out of the one pore. It's such a [ __ ] good time for me. And I did five and then he was like, "That's enough. Get up be like, "No, one of them wasn't that good." And I think got about 10.

[00:27:48]>> Do you remember that scene in housemate where she had to the hairs out of her head right out of the follicle? Now that's not a good time. And then she had to redo it cuz she didn't do it right.

[00:27:57]One of them didn't have the vehicle in it. And he was like, "Do it again." Like 99 of them did and one didn't. She got up lightly. I had a [ __ ] chop herself a bit. So >> I could just [ __ ] shake my head about 40 [laughter] laughing.

[00:28:09]>> I like no worries. I'll be out here in 10 minutes.

[00:28:12]>> 73% of people love it. Yeah. And everyone else said, "No." Gross.

[00:28:16]>> Those guys are lying.

[00:28:17]>> Liars, >> honestly. Um, okay. What do you prefer to spend your money on? stuff like clothes, bags, household items, etc. or experiences like spa days, trips, meals, etc. >> Spa days, maybe spa days and experiences and stuff. I'm an experienced person.

[00:28:31]>> I think both. Is there an option for both?

[00:28:33]>> No. I get a real See, when I get a real and this is terrible, but I get a kick out of spending money. Like if Sean and I are bored, sometimes we're like, do we need anything in like we need were we needing to get anything in? Because I just I I really enjoy spending money. Do >> you know what? I say I'm an experiences gal and I do believe that in my soul but I love a parcel arriving at the house like the dopamine hit honestly >> but I love stuff cuz I'm a basic [ __ ] >> and then you get overwhelmed with the clutter and stuff and you'd be like why do I think that it's like the initial excitement of a parcel coming right and then I go [ __ ] sake now I have to go to the recycling because like say for example stuff curlers came earlier I was like oh my new curlers and then I was like [ __ ] sake I don't have enough room I'm going to have to go to the dump of this box so it really quickly goes down for me. You can really tell when I feel like sad cuz a lot of [ __ ] arrives at the house. [ __ ] that I don't [ __ ] need like about 5 days later when I'm already grand and I'm like, "Oh, I don't really want any of this stuff now. It's all here."

[00:29:29]>> I say I'm not materialistic. I don't really like buying things cuz I mean I wouldn't fork out the money for a designer handbag or I'm not into spending like big big chunks of money on new stuff but like you know a good old haul of cheap clothes or a few bits and bobs from Home Bargains premarket that gives me >> home bargain stuff I buzz off going and buying new cleaning products >> you know what's my favorite thing in the house my favorite thing is whenever say you're making a dinner and four or five things empty at the same time it's the end of the bag of chicken nuggets it's the end of the packet of pasta That's the end of the red. No, cuz I love collectively getting four or five things that are all empty and putting them in the bin and going, I need to go get some stuff.

[00:30:08]>> Oh, no. Grocery shopping's horrific.

[00:30:10]>> Not grocery shopping, but like >> Yeah, actually I hate grocery shopping, but I just like things all I get like a satisfaction of a few things all finishing at the same time. That's satisfying for me.

[00:30:21]>> I like when you take a notion of like I'm going to buy all new cleaning products. Like, you know, it's time to do a deep clean and you just go and buy Yeah. the new pink stuff or a new floor or something. I think I'm just a bargain. So, if it comes to stuff, I'm a bargain hunter. Yes. Experiencing stuff I don't mind actually spending money, but I have a real thing at the moment.

[00:30:39]>> And it's given it's given me so much joy. I've unlocked something that I used to use all the time and haven't used in the past like three years.

[00:30:46]>> What?

[00:30:46]>> DH gate. I'm back in my DH [ __ ] What's that?

[00:30:49]>> DHG [ __ ] Basically, all Ricky Lakers from China. Oh. But when I say the stuff that's been coming to my house and it all so you do an order but it all comes at different times. So it's just like random we parcels like it's either gonna say for example sunglasses. Think I bought like 10 pairs of sunglasses.

[00:31:05]>> Two were absolutely [ __ ] Eight were so incredible that the buzz that I got I was like look at this absolute bargain.

[00:31:14]And the recent order I've done is stuff that my friend has the real designer version of. And I've ordered them just to be a com to order the compared to just be like >> look at my one. It was a fiber.

[00:31:24]>> I wonder [laughter] if you typed in like DHGate intervented you'd get like extra extra discounted stuff >> possibly.

[00:31:30]>> Talk to me about DH cuz I've been I haven't been on it. No, I I know what it is. But is it one of those situations where you need to know like exactly what to search?

[00:31:38]>> No, you can search photos.

[00:31:39]>> Can you just type in like Chanel on a Chanel bag?

[00:31:42]>> You know, like on the Sheen website, you can literally search a photo of something. You can >> I didn't know that.

[00:31:46]>> Neither did I.

[00:31:46]>> Did you not? Okay. Okay. Well, you can >> first day on earth.

[00:31:49]>> So, you can do that. So, if you see like a pair of Prada sunglasses, I don't Is this legal? Probably not.

[00:31:54]>> Probably not.

[00:31:54]>> You just put the photo in.

[00:31:57]>> They come and then you look at the reviews. You can see what way they come.

[00:32:00]>> You know, do you know what I miss?

[00:32:02]Groupon.

[00:32:03]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> The joy of Groupon, >> the places I've been, the things I've done on the go. I don't know.

[00:32:10]>> It's probably on the go, but like I was at Crumblin Road Jail. You were at the Giants Causeway. You were having dinner for two in a restaurant. Never getting your feet eaten by fish. Fish. Oh my god, that was amazing. All those we experiences. It's like two for a tener and it was just the best time.

[00:32:25]>> Do you know what the feet the feet fish remind me of?

[00:32:29]>> They were just popping up everywhere a wee bit like them spray tampoos. They're giving me feet fish vibes. I'd say in 5 years they'll all be gone.

[00:32:36]You know the way fish were just popping up everywhere. It was popular for a while and then all of a sudden the fish things disappeared. I think that's I think that's going to be the do-it-yourself sprite host. But here, whenever I did my the video on the spray tan booth, I got a lot of [ __ ] from spray tanners.

[00:32:50]>> Yeah, I don't like them. I think they're shy >> from people being like, "You're taking like this is taking business away from spray tanners." And I was like, >> it's sort of like the self-service in Tesco.

[00:32:57]>> I was like, Jesus just go for a tan.

[00:33:00]>> I know, but you can't be right.

[00:33:01]>> Yeah. I feel like you're going to offend everyone with anything that you say ever.

[00:33:04]>> Bring back grip on. That's what I say.

[00:33:05]Grip on >> D. It was nearly 50/50 the experiences versus stuff. 53% experiences to be precise.

[00:33:14]Um, if you don't have kids already, do you want them? The options were I did caveat this. Yes, definitely. Yes, I think so. No, I don't think so. Or definitely not.

[00:33:23]>> Yeah, >> definitely not. Category, which Olivia and I are both in, is only 6%.

[00:33:28]>> Was already me and you in it. [laughter] >> You and me, us cheering the flag.

[00:33:33]>> H, but only 6% of people said definitely not. H 10% said they don't think so. And then 62% yes, definitely. And 22% yes, I think so. That's varied actually, >> which yeah, I think our generation was more leaning towards no. But I guess because I don't want kids and search child-free content sometimes to justify my head that I'm going to be okay. H that's my whole algorithm is people being like I do not want kids.

[00:33:58]>> Yeah. You know what I mean?

[00:34:00]>> I would have thought that number would have been higher but not more. Like I thought it would have been like maybe 15% of people saying they didn't want kids.

[00:34:06]>> How much was it altogether between No, I don't think so and no definitely. Um so uh between yes and no do you mean between the the two nos altogether?

[00:34:14]>> Oh the two nos was 16% combined.

[00:34:17]>> That's quite low actually isn't it?

[00:34:19]>> Yeah I thought that's probably fair enough. So in the terms of like population I'd say >> absolutely and given that that probably would have been like 1%.

[00:34:27]>> I would say some of those nos are from people who already have kids.

[00:34:30]>> Yeah [laughter] like no not anymore.

[00:34:34]Yeah, that but I I I uh find like I've had friends who have not wanted kids for years and years and years and then changed their mind and then I've had friends who always thought they wanted to have a family and then went actually that's not and that so you can go one way or the other at a different stage in your life. You know >> definitely that poll could be different from those same people in 5 years time.

[00:34:55]>> Do you know what I say all the time? I change my mind on things all the time.

[00:34:59]>> Me too.

[00:35:00]>> All the time on people like like you're not allowed to.

[00:35:02]>> Yeah. Totally. People be like, "I thought you said this or I thought I [ __ ] did say that and I've changed your mind. Leave me the [ __ ] alone."

[00:35:08]>> See the people who like be contrarian in that way and challenging something like, "Oh, I thought you said this." Have they never changed your mind on anything?

[00:35:14]That just boils my piss. Yeah. Like I even like the likes of like the races.

[00:35:20]Do you when you post anything about like I [ __ ] hate horse racing? I think it's horrible.

[00:35:23]>> Yeah.

[00:35:24]>> And then people be like, "But you were there." I was like, "Yeah, I was there."

[00:35:27]And then that's why I realized that I didn't want to be there anymore cuz I [ __ ] hated it. You know what I mean?

[00:35:31]you're allowed to do something and then turn around and be like that wasn't for me. I'm not going to do that ever again.

[00:35:36]>> I actually sent Kieran that video of the horse racing from the Grand National.

[00:35:39]I've always said at the Grand National to be fair, but I sent him the video and I was like just let you know never invite me to the races again. I'll never be at it.

[00:35:45]>> Yeah.

[00:35:46]>> Um all races have always said the Grand National, but watching that video I was like and again changed mind just go all the time. But >> we can change our mind.

[00:35:52]>> That's another thing I don't understand is ladies day.

[00:35:55]>> It's a strange setup.

[00:35:56]>> It's not a thing. I just Is it It's no longer about the horses, is it? It's very I don't understand the politics of it. Like I feel like there's people that go to all of the ladies days and it's like a you kind of have to be in it like in the circuit.

[00:36:08]>> Oh god. Yeah. I'd say some people you see >> like for a play their outfits are unbelievable. Obviously they only go for that. They don't they're not >> go for their outfit.

[00:36:19]>> They're not standing there gambling.

[00:36:20]Like do you know >> people are planning them outfits for three years.

[00:36:24]>> It's unreal. Some of the prizes as well are epic for the ladies.

[00:36:28]>> Yeah.

[00:36:28]>> H Okay. Next one. If you're in a relationship, do you think you and your partner have a good communication?

[00:36:32]>> This one glitched in me when I tried to vote and came up with the votes from the opposite one. By the way, just if that happened to anyone else, >> I didn't get to see the results of this one. So, there was yes, it's great. Uh mainly, but it could be better or not at all. Um how many people said not at all?

[00:36:48]>> 7% of people said not at all.

[00:36:50]>> That's not good.

[00:36:51]>> Which is not good. Like I was hoping no one would tick that or else one person might just be like, I didn't mean to tick that. But yeah, 7%. They say they have really bad communication with their partners. Now, do you know what though?

[00:37:01]Like, >> I suppose it depends what you think's bad communication, whether it's one-sided bad communication or, you know, do you know what I mean? Like Sean always says to me, he was like, "You literally talk for a living. You're so good at explaining exactly like what you want out out of a situation or like explaining what you need from something or talking to somebody about something or explaining how you feel. But when it comes to like very personal things of mine, I find it difficult to put into the words what I'm trying to say." Yes.

[00:37:25]And I think not to generalize, but in general, so I'm exactly generalizing, um, most men find it really hard to communicate their feelings and emotions.

[00:37:34]And I would say like my husband is quite an evolved man. He's like, you know, a real gentleman and stuff like that. He's not shy about being emotional, >> but he is a man at the end of the day.

[00:37:43]And it'll take me 50 times being like, are you okay? What's wrong with you? I know you're not okay. I know you're not.

[00:37:48]I have to pull it out of him. And it's not that he is trying to hold something back from me or trying not to communicate with me. it just doesn't come naturally to him. Do you know what I mean? So maybe there's a there's sort of a degree of that with that to say like not at all. It's very extreme.

[00:38:02]>> I think that probably applies to people who have said mainly it could be better.

[00:38:05]It's not that like the bad communication, but they maybe have to pull stuff out of either one partner. Um sometimes >> they they say that you're supposed to like sit down on a Sunday night as a couple and be like, "What did I do this week that pissed you off that I could do better next week?" You have to come at it from like a non-combative way where you're like, "Right, what can we do better next week that this week didn't work out well for us and I that gives me the shits." You know, you mentioned this on Patreon once and I was literally like, "Uh, don't ever try and give me any feedback of anything you don't like about." It depends. Like I feel like you'd start that off one week when you're feeling really like kumbaya like let's be peacemakers therapy and then the next week the next week you'd have a few drinks like shut off >> going like I've had a [ __ ] week shut you the [ __ ] up.

[00:38:50]>> Well most people said mainly it could be better. That was 51% and 42% yes it's great. So I guess that's good.

[00:38:55]>> That's that's pretty good.

[00:38:56]>> Uh we can't answer this one but single people were asked h how are they meeting people these days? 34% said on apps. 24% said through friends or in person and 43% said they're happily single with no interest in meeting anybody. And two of my really good friends who are single are in that category. They have just decided I have no interest. My life's really good. I've been on enough [ __ ] dates. If it happened naturally, fine. I don't know how it would happen naturally, like to find them in your fridge or something.

[00:39:23]>> But I suppose that would put you into the category of just not meeting them online. So if because you're not actively pursuing meeting somebody. So if you were to meet them, it would be in real life.

[00:39:31]>> Well, that's true. Yeah. But um but I find that like >> we're moving into an area where it is all that it's it's the most normal thing to meet people online. Like I would like like you're you were saying on the last episode was it about being on holidays and like men approaching you in a bar.

[00:39:47]If some if a man approached me in a bar I would be like you you go [ __ ] right off right now you freak. Like that would be so off bit more whereas like 15 years ago that would have been the only way.

[00:39:56]So normal you know what I mean? Whereas now it's almost >> it's more normal to meet on apps. I think it's it's nearly sad. Like I feel like I respect some men for doing it. I say some men because some other men are [ __ ] weirdos. But like I respect it that they're still going up to people.

[00:40:10]>> Yeah.

[00:40:11]>> Because it's a dying art.

[00:40:12]>> I know.

[00:40:13]>> But also it's like I don't think I've ever experienced that.

[00:40:15]>> Really want you to talk to me. Someone approaching you at a bar >> in Ni. Definitely not. Like whenever I used to go and party like in London or be in America or something like that like the boys would be confident but I think boys in Ni are have always been really really backwards when it comes to where they come up and be like do you want a drink? But there was no respect in it. You wouldn't have got someone actually coming up and like genuinely interested in you.

[00:40:34]>> Yeah.

[00:40:35]>> But then that's the thing. I don't think we can be pleased because I would if someone came up to me in a bar, I would immediately immediately be like, you creepy old pervert. But actually, they're just being really nice. Like they might just be like, I just want to get to know you or say hello or whatever.

[00:40:46]>> There are so many creepy old perverts.

[00:40:48]>> That's what I mean. The creepy perverts are ruining it for guys.

[00:40:51]>> Yeah. Uh right down creepy perverts.

[00:40:54]>> Uh do you have a pet? Uh the majority of people have got one pet. 41% of people have got one pet. But the follow on from that is Oh, sorry. Among Us, I have a pet. You guys don't.

[00:41:05]>> No.

[00:41:06]>> No.

[00:41:06]>> You've pet obviously.

[00:41:08]>> And you have a cat.

[00:41:09]>> Get a cat.

[00:41:10]>> Um, the reason I was like, you guys don't is cuz I didn't know if you guys maybe had like a fish or something like that that you were keeping a secret.

[00:41:16]Although Sean would like to put like a big fish wall in our new house and I was like, not happening.

[00:41:20]>> No, don't even need that responsibility.

[00:41:21]Although we have a pond out the back full of fish and frogs in the new house.

[00:41:24]>> Oh, there you go. Follow fish and frogs.

[00:41:25]Although I'm getting that [ __ ] drained. You will have pets. No.

[00:41:28]>> Yes. It's too dangerous. I've got two toddlers. That's a big big point. Get rid of them.

[00:41:32]>> Well, the next one. Are you a cat person or a dog person? People who are like controversy.

[00:41:37]>> Both. We want to say both >> cuz I have a cat, but I'm still predominantly a dog person. Okay. Great.

[00:41:42]So, like you've done the sensible thing.

[00:41:44]>> I said that. So, there should be both really. Jordan. Sorry.

[00:41:48]>> Sorry. Um >> Jordan, you're going to be in one of those camps. I would say cat.

[00:41:53]>> I'd say dog.

[00:41:54]>> Dog.

[00:41:54]>> Dog as well. Um, >> a dog is a lot of responsibility. A cat is much less responsibility, which is the main reason.

[00:42:00]>> But I don't think it's it's like which one do you want to own. It's like which which species do you like better?

[00:42:06]>> Like predominantly I like dogs better because some cats are wankers, just not mine.

[00:42:10]>> You have a great cat. You locked out in the cat department. H. Well, 78% of people are dog people.

[00:42:17]>> 12% of people are neither.

[00:42:19]>> What a huge red flag.

[00:42:21]>> I just said neither there nor me. I just said that.

[00:42:23]>> Are you neither? My mom would say, which I always say dogs. You said dog.

[00:42:28]>> Absolutely. Not a dog person at all. I said you said cats. I said if I had to choose, I'd say cat. I could happily go through my life with you.

[00:42:35]>> Neither the [ __ ] were we? It was somewhere we were at. We were at the bar and there was a wee dog beside us and I was like a and Jonah was literally like, "Oh my god." And you goes to me, you think about dogs like when I see kids. I'm like, >> there was another instance of that where we were talking to someone and they said to me something about a dog and I said, "Oh, here's a picture of my dog." They went, "Here's a picture of my dog."

[00:42:53]That's my cue to life and I was like that's exactly how I feel about kids as I don't want to see like anything of anyone's kids apart from yours. Um and my friends who watch this podcast um but yeah >> exactly but also equally I don't want to see anybody else's kids. So and also you know what I don't want to see an else dog.

[00:43:10]>> Exactly. Do you know what I mean? It's >> I have no interest in anyone.

[00:43:13]>> It's like whenever you have kids and it's so funny because I have to fight the urge sometimes to be like we're in the middle of a conversation about my kids. I'll show you what they look like and I'm like don't do that. No one cares. No one cares. Don't be doing that. Like, put it away because if that person got their phone out to show me their kids, I want to see people's kids.

[00:43:29]That sounds creepy. [laughter] >> Whoa. Clip.

[00:43:32]>> I like seeing people's kids and animals.

[00:43:34]I will be as excited as you are about your animal.

[00:43:37]>> Okay. I want to see one maybe, >> but I don't want I don't need No. And here they are in school and here [clears throat] they are on holidays.

[00:43:43]No. And same with dogs. Like, [laughter] what's your dog called? It's called Molly. Here it is. Stunning.

[00:43:49]Sleeping. If you're going to show me your kids photograph, it better be like a time when they like won gold at the Olympics like or like show me li if if you want to show me a video. It's like they've done the alphabet back to front on the row two. Like something impressive >> is what I need. Uh okay. Do you think you spend too much time on social media?

[00:44:07]>> Yes.

[00:44:08]>> Yeah. 92% of people think they do, which is so sad. None of us will do anything to change.

[00:44:13]>> I'm sorry if you're answering that poll.

[00:44:14]You're spending too much time on social media.

[00:44:16]>> Precisely. Especially given that I whacked [laughter] it up. I get up at 1:00 in the morning and I woke up.

[00:44:21]>> But also, you've got to the end cuz we've gone through quite a lot.

[00:44:23]>> Anyone that wrote no or they're just saying they don't think they spend enough like they're happy enough spending loads of time on social media that they were on during their one designated hour a day on social media spending our poll. Um, do you often replay embarrassing moments/past regrets in your head?

[00:44:40]>> [ __ ] >> Not intentionally.

[00:44:42]>> No, not as a hobby, but [laughter] like does it is like an intrusive thought that you get down like rectangle. Ah, time to read all of those [laughter] bad memories.

[00:44:51]>> See you later, dear.

[00:44:52]>> Which one will I think about now?

[00:44:54]>> But the way that says that, it does sound like >> No, it doesn't.

[00:44:57]>> You have any hobbies?

[00:44:58]>> Oh, yes.

[00:44:59]>> Replay.

[00:45:01]>> Well, 92% of people do have this habit.

[00:45:04]>> It is so annoying. So annoying.

[00:45:06]>> And and I'm and I if I've said something or done something and I've went, "Oh, why does her do that?" And then I spend the whole rest of whatever length of time until the next time I do something that then that will then replace the memory of the one I'm currently embarrassed about. A new embarrassing thing will take its place for me to replay. And you're just doing it for weeks and weeks on end. And you're just like I want to rub that out of my memory. Totally. But then recently I was I seen a girl at an event that I haven't seen in ages and the first thing she said to me was like here I just have to say that night that we were in Dublin blah blah blah. Told me this whole story like she was like I think about that at least once a week and I was like I don't remember any of that happening. Totally.

[00:45:42]And she was like, "Are you serious?" I was like, "Don't remember that happening." She was like, "I genuinely that's the last thing I think about before I go to sleep."

[00:45:48]>> And I was like, "Well, >> it's so true.

[00:45:50]>> I'll message people occasionally, but like here, I'm really sorry if I seemed off with you tonight at that event.

[00:45:54]Like, I was just really overwhelmed and they're like, "I'm too worried woring about myself. Like, nobody actually cared like 12 years ago when I was in the sketch group FNT." And I remember one of the comedians at the time, before I was doing standup comedy, and they were like, "So, how many gigs have you done?" because we were like we're just new and I couldn't remember and at that stage we'd maybe done 10 and I said 2,000 I about 2,000 or something and they were like 2,000 gigs that would suggest you've been going for like 10 years [laughter] and I was all yeah we've done that we've done that many like we've done some like we're always we're always at it like we're always and it's like one of the big comedians from here who like I'm good friends with now and I have replayed that for like 12 13 years from when I was kids >> and I have never I've never been able to go back to them going, "Do you remember that time I told [laughter] you? I just can't believe I said that and that's so stupid." I was so naive and silly. I always just lied to try and impress you because you were like a well-known comedian at the time and I was like, "I've been gigging for 2,000 gigs and I don't know why you lied about it and now I can't go back." And then I'm just always thinking every time we meet up, I'm the first thing that they're thinking. Yeah.

[00:47:00]>> There's a spoofer coming.

[00:47:01]>> Yeah. [laughter] [ __ ] spoofmeister.

[00:47:03]That honestly though, there's people I know who have said stupid things in front of or like, you know, embarrass myself in front of and if their name ever comes up in conversation like, "Oh my god, I bet they've been telling you flat out what a dick I am." [laughter] >> Yeah, you're just not at the forefront of people's minds. So, you think you are? Uh, I'm going to rattle through the last few here. Uh, do people really do their full skincare routine every night?

[00:47:22]Uh, the majority of people are saying no, they rarely do a skincare routine. I feel like you are all skincare routine bodies. Sorry, I'm doing a good but >> I was recently told by like my skincare girl that she was like the only thing you should be doing and she's a doctor.

[00:47:38]She was like the only thing you should be doing is cleansing in the morning and your SPF and in the evening cleansing and tininoone. Tininoone is supposed to do all of the things that vitamin A, vitamin B, vitamin C and moisturizer does. So you should use >> would even say you're not supposed to cleanse in the morning. I don't I just use a we bit of warm water. Yeah, you're not really supposed to cuz your natural oils are supposed to be good.

[00:48:01]>> I don't clean my bed sheets, so my face is ticking.

[00:48:03]>> I'll cleanse. Always moisturize, always SPF, but I'll add in an active of some sort. Sorry, an active of some sort or >> if my skin needs it. So, if I'm like really dry, I'll then go in with like a hydrating essence with some sort. Do you know what I mean? But I'm not use them all at once.

[00:48:21]>> If you're using your tininoan every single night, you shouldn't need anything else. It does. It's part like the miracle thing where it balances >> not like a a retinoid.

[00:48:31]>> It's a better version of a retinol.

[00:48:32]>> See that? But that's like intense. I don't think I need that yet.

[00:48:35]>> Tinone sounds like a boy from por down.

[00:48:38]>> I feel like >> two fellas tinone.

[00:48:40]>> Trenone [laughter] does.

[00:48:43]>> Um I don't have a skincare routine really. I never ever go to bed with my makeup on or anything like that, but like in the morning I use warm water and moisturizer and then at night time I double cleanse and put on moisturizer.

[00:48:53]Like that's all I do.

[00:48:54]>> Skare.

[00:48:54]>> That's a skincare routine.

[00:48:55]>> Are we calling that a skincare routine?

[00:48:57]Well, then yes, I do.

[00:48:58]>> Yeah.

[00:48:58]>> Um, >> toaster in the cupboard or on the counter.

[00:49:02]>> Mine's in the cupboard. I became Protestant and I I've became Catholic.

[00:49:06]>> Yeah, >> that was basically just saying, are you Protestant? Are you >> I don't So, which is meant to be which >> cupboard is Catholics keep it out.

[00:49:14]>> Yeah.

[00:49:14]>> Okay. So, I grew up in a countertop house where the the was always out and ours is now in the cupboard purely from a space perspective. I don't have room to I I've never given it that deep a thought. You see, >> my mom's always had hers in the counter and we're obviously Protestant. And then my ma bought me a Smeg to toaster moving into my house. That thing needs to be put on show.

[00:49:33]>> It needs to be out.

[00:49:34]>> That needs to be on show. It's >> toasters become ming as well. Like they're covered in crumbs. I just I never think unless it's ameg one that they're not aesthetically pleasing. So I keep mine in the cupboard.

[00:49:43]>> Um okay. I mean I have no strong opinions on that, but 77% of people are countertop. So up the Catholics >> up tops.

[00:49:51]Do you have a big friendship group or a few close friends? We're all a few close friends.

[00:49:56]>> Few close friends. Well, who's what's people saying? I think most people are a few close friends.

[00:49:59]>> Most people are a few close friends. 6% a big group. 16% said they have one or no close friends, which is kind of sad.

[00:50:05]>> Uh TV in the bedroom. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?

[00:50:08]>> Yes.

[00:50:08]>> No, we don't.

[00:50:09]>> We do, but controversial. When we move into our new house, we're not putting any TVs on it. I love a TV in the bedroom.

[00:50:18]>> Getting rid of all the TVs. Bring the whole house.

[00:50:20]>> In the whole house. You're just gonna keep watch.

[00:50:22]>> We won't watch shows.

[00:50:23]>> What about your show that you're in?

[00:50:24]>> I'll be in it so I'll know what happens.

[00:50:26][laughter] >> No, we're going to bring a TV out once a week. If it's for the kids school, >> my brother does it. There's no TVs in his house. He brings it out once a Saturday night and those kids watch a movie and you want to see those kids play independently. One of them is like a >> But why am I meant to play independently?

[00:50:41]>> I'll have my [laughter] phone. I'll watch it on my phone.

[00:50:44]>> Projector vibe.

[00:50:45]>> We currently have a TV in every room in our house. Every room. and like bar the bathrooms and like every like the bedrooms all have one, the living rooms both have one, the kitchen, there's a TV everywhere. And I was like, let's let's get rid of it all. Let's try it.

[00:50:57]>> The people will read more.

[00:50:58]>> I like the vibe.

[00:50:59]>> We'll see how it goes.

[00:51:00]>> Two left.

[00:51:01]>> Okay, go.

[00:51:02]>> Uh, are you religious/ do you believe in God? Options are yes, I believe in God, no, I don't believe in God, or I'm 50/50.

[00:51:09]>> I'm no >> Most people do believe in God. 44%.

[00:51:14]Yeah, I believe that, which I'm I'm kind of surprised at.

[00:51:18]I think a lot of people believe more people believe in God than you think.

[00:51:20]But if the question was, "Are you practicing religion?" It would be different because I think a lot of people who believe in God, they believe in God, but they don't go to go to church. Like there's some there's a part of me that would love to believe in it all because it's just like a lovely thing to have in life, but I don't unfortunately.

[00:51:36]>> And the final one is uh do you eat in bed?

[00:51:41]>> Yes.

[00:51:41]>> No. No.

[00:51:42]>> Actually, >> not like a not food. I'll have snacks.

[00:51:45]I'll have like sweeties or whatever while I'm watching a movie in bed with my TV.

[00:51:48]>> Yeah, I just I just eat dick in bed.

[00:51:51]>> Whoa. To be fair, cuz we don't have it.

[00:51:53]>> Sorry. Right. [laughter] >> Um I don't have a TV in the bedroom, I suppose.

[00:51:57]>> Oh, that's why. Why? What would you be looking at when you're eating?

[00:52:00]>> Yeah.

[00:52:00]>> Oh, yes. Well, we do. See, that's probably why we eat in bed.

[00:52:03]>> Well, there you go. You'll be a no this time next year.

[00:52:05]>> I know. Imagine we're sitting eating our cheese and toast and [ __ ] the crunch and the quiet. I have to put a record on. Um, I I feel like we could have spent a half an hour in every single one of those questions. It's like just so fun to dissect and see what other people are saying and see what's normal and what's not. And some of them shock me.

[00:52:20]Some of them I love blown away by your reaction. Let me iron it on the floor and I will never get over how not normal that is.

[00:52:27]>> That is [ __ ] >> That is so bizarre in [laughter] the comments.

[00:52:31]>> So [ __ ] >> Let us know in the comments if you also iron on your floor >> or you [laughter] out an iron board like on your knees like >> So where are you? Sorry. Are you really quickly mama honkers?

[00:52:41]>> I'm on the ground.

[00:52:42]>> You're not kneeling.

[00:52:44]>> Mama honkers.

[00:52:46]>> Your honkers is like squat.

[00:52:49]>> Oh, I've been doing honkers wrong.

[00:52:50][laughter] >> You're on your knees. I'm on my knees.

[00:52:53]Oh, right.

[00:52:53]>> I thought that was your hunger. I thought you were like squat.

[00:52:55]>> No, like squatting over your iron.

[00:52:58][laughter] >> Uh, so she got that great rear end.

[00:53:02]>> Sorry. So, you keeping an iron board in your bedroom or where you doing the ironing? Where the >> we mini one that hangs in the back door of the utility?

[00:53:08]>> Take something that needs ironed and you're taking it to the utility room to iron it.

[00:53:12]>> No, I'll bring it into my kitchen and then put my >> I think everyone irons in their kitchen >> or living room cuz I don't have an iron.

[00:53:17]Do >> you never iron in my kitchen in my If I have iron in my kitchen, I'd be put on the kitchen table.

[00:53:21]>> What floor?

[00:53:21]>> My bedroom floor.

[00:53:22]>> Jesus [ __ ] Do you keep an iron in your bedroom?

[00:53:25]>> Yes.

[00:53:25]>> [ __ ] >> You keep an iron in the kitchen or utility?

[00:53:28]>> I keep an iron underneath [laughter] my chest door.

[00:53:30]>> I imagine you like under the bed like a rifle, a [ __ ] iron. Like what else?

[00:53:34]Mark the rifle. Imagine you have >> there is a hatchet beside the iron for intruders and then there's an iron and it's underneath my chest of drawers. So like whenever I So this >> in case Mar from Home Alone breaks I'm in the middle of getting dressed, right?

[00:53:47]I'm standing there in me underwear and I left something and it needs ironed. I'm not going to the kitchen or the utility room to iron it. [laughter] >> Can I actually just say I take back what I say cuz now I'm thinking about it. I have my iron in my utility room but I don't really use it. My steamer's in my dressing room.

[00:54:00]>> So there we go.

[00:54:01]>> It's where your clothes are. That makes sense. But yeah, cuz it would hang the clothes up to steam it >> and you're ironing it and putting it down.

[00:54:08]>> I'm there my magnet br [laughter] out.

[00:54:11]>> Do you want me to travel to the kitchen dressing going on?

[00:54:16]>> Please comment below if you also iron on the floor.

[00:54:19]>> And just anything we've said in this episode that you're outraged by, let us know. Let us have it. Please don't >> don't then. No, do. And we will see the engagement Shannon next week. Thanks very much for listening. Bye-bye.