Microsoft Agent Desktop Skits - ReactOS Edition!

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Welcome to the Windows XP tour.

[00:00:04]My name is Merlin and I will be assisting you today.

[00:00:08]Now, you may be wondering what happened to that stupid question mark.

[00:00:13]I took care of him.

[00:00:16]Anyways, you may click one of the three options above starting with the first icon, the second icon, or You idiot. This isn't Windows XP.

[00:00:28]Hey genius, what world are we in right now?

[00:00:32]Well, Merlin.

[00:00:38]As you can see, this is actually not XP.

[00:00:43]What?

[00:00:44]I'm out.

[00:00:47]Oh, come on. It can't be too bad.

[00:00:50]How they got away with such a feat, I'm not sure.

[00:00:53]This looks so similar to our XP product.

[00:00:58]Sir, we cannot do anything about this.

[00:01:03]Why not?

[00:01:07]I understand your concerns, Bill.

[00:01:10]However, it's important to realize that ReactOS is an open-source project written from the ground up.

[00:01:18]Therefore, it does not use any of Windows XP components and Put ReactOS understood then.

[00:01:26]Well, I guess we could try it out, I suppose. Let's open the Wine Internet Explorer.

[00:01:32]Wait a second.

[00:01:34]Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's the launch channel here.

[00:01:39]Today, we got this awesome paint tool that can do just about anything. We break.

[00:01:45]Anyways, let's go go go go go.

[00:01:47]Hey, what tab is the far superior yet noob ass application?

[00:01:52]It blows your stupid paint program out the water a tenfold.

[00:01:58]Of course, the stupid nerd like you would prefer the word pad over something awesome like this.

[00:02:04]Then again, you do seem to be in the sin for a brain.

[00:02:07]Whatever, blog. This application is far better.

[00:02:15]Hey, you two. There is clearly a compromise. The calculator is pretty good choice.

[00:02:22]>> [laughter] >> You cannot be serious.

[00:02:28]Honestly, I agree with him on this one.

[00:02:31]Now, get out.

[00:02:33]Okay, then.

[00:02:38]Ah, my first day on the job as the search assistant after getting removed from Windows. Let's see how it goes.

[00:02:52]Hello.

[00:02:54]Yes, what would you like to search?

[00:03:00]HM hot dogs What? Hey, that's not a valid search term. Be serious.

[00:03:09]I said what I said. Search hot dogs now.

[00:03:12]Or else what?

[00:03:14]This.

[00:03:20]What did you just do?

[00:03:26]How on earth HM, let's see if Microsoft agents work on ReactOS. This should be interesting.

[00:03:44]Huh, that portal glitch drastic is weird.

[00:03:49]And maybe if it was a character other than that genie, it would work.

[00:03:56]You know I can hear you, right? I just popped out the virtual machine.

[00:04:03]What? I'm out.