In Albania with Shaban and Nick | Jeff Wittek

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:06]Yo, what up, people?

[00:00:09]Let me see if I get the chat going.

[00:00:11]Write something in the chat.

[00:00:14]How does this work?

[00:00:16]You'll see the chat come up in a sec. I don't know. I never stream off the phone, but we're streaming off the phone cuz uh Just comment here. Oh, there we go.

[00:00:27]I love how it got so [ __ ] bright the second we turned it on.

[00:00:31]How do we check where it is live now?

[00:00:32]Live. All right, we're good. We're live.

[00:00:35]Yo, guys, we're going to be live for the next 7 days straight. [clears throat] You got any work calls you want to do about construction right now? Pretty good. Done.

[00:00:44]All right. So, this is Shaban's This is Shaban's uh lands.

[00:00:49]It's the land of Shaban. Look at Everybody spam the chat. Where's the navigation to end the stream? Uh hold on. Let me see. You put it on your phone?

[00:00:57]>> You're going to lose service. We're in the tunnel. Oh, we're going through this thick-ass tunnel. Look at this, guys.

[00:01:02]This So, um everybody spam the chat with Albanian eagles.

[00:01:10]Let's see if anybody's Albanian. Put Albanian eagles in the chat.

[00:01:16]We got zero people in here right now.

[00:01:19]No, it's going to It's going to get going fresh.

[00:01:21]I don't know. It just hasn't updated yet.

[00:01:23]>> [music] >> Streaming off the phone's a little weird for me.

[00:01:27]There we go.

[00:01:28]>> No, service is cooked in here. No, it's very fine. My service is good.

[00:01:32]How long is this tunnel?

[00:01:33]>> See, I don't know if it's the stream that's causing it >> My service is good.

[00:01:41]What happened to Dave Shaban? He's here.

[00:01:44]He got older a lot.

[00:01:46]What happened to Dave Shaban? He got older a lot. No, this is not Shaban.

[00:01:50]>> do a money spread, bro?

[00:01:53]Bro, I'm doing money sh- money spread?

[00:01:59]What's that mean?

[00:02:01]Like this. You go like this.

[00:02:03]You show off your [ __ ] money.

[00:02:05]Uh not that not that money. They want to see this money.

[00:02:10]Like that?

[00:02:13]That's what you want to see?

[00:02:14]Is there any Albanian eagles on this money?

[00:02:18]Banka?

[00:02:22]Read that. Read that.

[00:02:23]Banka? Banka Shqip- Shqip- Shqip- Shqipërisë.

[00:02:28]Shqipërisë.

[00:02:33]All right, here we go. We're coming out of the tunnel.

[00:02:35]So good.

[00:02:38]11-mile tunnel.

[00:02:40]All right, tunnel's over.

[00:02:45]So look, let me explain while we're out while we're out here.

[00:02:49]>> [music] >> You can [ __ ] see this.

[00:02:54]>> [music] >> Um why did you escape from America? Cuz we wanted to come to Albania. We've been talking about coming to Albania for the past 20 years.

[00:03:05]This is Shabam, my childhood best friend.

[00:03:08]He's been talking about this place for his entire life.

[00:03:13]Every time we do something, bro, I wish I was in Albania, bro. Albania is so much better than [music] this. Well, now we're [ __ ] here and I'm seeing what it's all about.

[00:03:23]>> [music] >> I might convert to Albania.

[00:03:26]Yo, my dude.

[00:03:28]Is that a child in the back? Yeah, that's a child back there.

[00:03:30]>> It's the pirates. That's Nick. He's a >> on him in the back, bro. I can't believe you got your seatbelt on him in the back. Yeah.

[00:03:37]Did you guys get locked up together?

[00:03:39]Shabam was with me when I got locked up in uh in the London airport. He was He was putting Xanax in my mouth. By the way, six >> What? How did you How did you get the How did I put it in the gum. I put it in the gum. I said, He She like, "Yo, here.

[00:03:51]have a piece of gum." I was handcuffed and getting walked off and into the cell and Shavon was giving me Xanax. He looks like a hit man sent by your enemies.

[00:04:02]You thought that was You thought this was David?

[00:04:05]Somebody said David's with Mike. He's in another car.

[00:04:10]It's cold.

[00:04:12]It's cold, Mike. Call Mike. Tell him that.

[00:04:15]Tell him that we had to go to uh Deeper, bro. We had to go to Macedonia.

[00:04:22]Good Nick, wear your seatbelt. That's right, Tech. Here. Yeah, it's cool to wear seatbelts.

[00:04:27]I'm Kanye.

[00:04:28]>> Show them the Show them the cliff, bro.

[00:04:30]Huh? Yeah, show them the surroundings.

[00:04:34]Look at this, guys. Look how beautiful.

[00:04:36]Wow.

[00:04:41]Damn, these streets is It's [ __ ] herbal, I [ __ ] This is more.

[00:04:47]It's just not.

[00:04:49]Why is your city Why is it so good, man?

[00:04:51]What is it about this [ __ ] city?

[00:04:54]What?

[00:04:54]They're asking if you're single.

[00:04:56]No, I'm married. I'm happily married. He He had a arranged marriage when he was 14.

[00:05:04]His father had to chop him into his back.

[00:05:06]That's not true. You don't You didn't do it in the Marines, right? No, bro. I've been in the Marines for like 7 years. My mom asked me that. Was Shavon's marriage arranged?

[00:05:14]>> Your mother hates me. No, she doesn't.

[00:05:16]Please, Jeff, be careful. She kept on saying, "Be careful." and looking at me.

[00:05:21]No, cuz I hyped this trip up that we we were coming out here just to get in the trouble. Just to do bad [ __ ] to celebrate that we are we are onto the next chapter of my life.

[00:05:31]>> Yeah, I flew back to America the same day Jeff asked me to fly back to [ __ ] Albania.

[00:05:37]I want Jeff back, though. Yeah, Shavon was out here and uh David, the German.

[00:05:45]But What is he, Albanian or German? I don't get this. He's Polish. He's I'd say he's German cuz he's Polish.

[00:05:50]>> Polish. Is he from Germany? He's half Polish, half half Albanian.

[00:05:57]Yeah. His father I think his father is Albanian, right? Yeah, his father is Albanian.

[00:06:02]Cuz his last name is not Shabani.

[00:06:04]He only used that because Cuz he used Shabani.

[00:06:07]David's last name is Shabani's first name.

[00:06:11]So, that means they're uh They're related.

[00:06:17]He's [ __ ] wild. Even he is married, but Jeff can't get his [ __ ] together.

[00:06:21]Whoa, whoa, Katrina.

[00:06:25]I'm working, all right? That's why I came out here. I want to find a nice Albanian girl, a nice Albanian wife.

[00:06:30][music] I'm going to have little Albanian kids.

[00:06:34]And never feed them bacon.

[00:06:35]Cuz then they go to hell.

[00:06:37]Cuz it's illegal to eat bacon out here.

[00:06:39]That's one of the main rules.

[00:06:41]You can't eat bacon.

[00:06:44]You're allowed to say that on here? If you eat bacon once, do you have to go to You have to pray? Go to confession?

[00:06:50]Straight to hell.

[00:06:57]I want to have I got service to stream, but I don't got service to [ __ ] Are guns legal in Albania? Yeah, you're about to find out.

[00:07:05]But, Albanian wives beat their husbands.

[00:07:08]Yo, Mike.

[00:07:12]No, we changed. We're going to D, but we're not even going to hang out with >> How are you tonight?

[00:07:18]Yeah, we're going to D, but we got some [ __ ] We're going to go play with some bears and some wolves and [ __ ] Cousins to my cousins on the farm. We got to go wind up.

[00:07:28]Yeah.

[00:07:31]I'm dead serious.

[00:07:34]Yo, where's my Albanian hat?

[00:07:37]You want us to bring you back some wolf meat?

[00:07:42]They can figure out their own calories.

[00:07:46]>> You didn't You didn't get David a room at the Marriott, you cheap [ __ ] You didn't get David a room at the Marriott?

[00:07:57]Yeah, he wanted it. You're just a cheap [ __ ] I don't even know where we are. You know how far we are?

[00:08:04]Mike, did you believe the picture we sent you?

[00:08:08]Wait, didn't change the time.

[00:08:11]I try I was fine with ChatGPT trying to figure it out, but it wasn't working. I was cursing ChatGPT out.

[00:08:18]Mike, what's the plan? When we get in, what's the plan?

[00:08:25]You're just going to chill in the room till dinner?

[00:08:27]>> [cough] >> There's a big concert?

[00:08:34]Who's singing? Yeah, let's go to a [ __ ] concert.

[00:08:38]All right, bro. We'll see We're going to go check in our hotel. We'll see you in a little.

[00:08:46]We'll be at the Plaza. What time What time is dinner?

[00:08:52]Nine?

[00:08:54]All right.

[00:08:58]I don't know. I mean, whatever. Come on, bro.

[00:09:05]Yeah. We're We're literally a couple minutes away. Jeff was driving. He almost got us in 12 accidents. That's not true.

[00:09:11]12 accidents, bro.

[00:09:13]I haven't worn a seatbelt in 6 years. He had me in my seatbelt on.

[00:09:20]All right, I'll hit you up. All right, we'll see you in a few.

[00:09:26]Yo, why is bacon illegal here? That's what people want to know in the chat.

[00:09:30]>> No, and uh Why can't you eat it?

[00:09:36]I'm Muslim.

[00:09:36]It's not allowed. Can you explain why?

[00:09:39]I don't know.

[00:09:41]Oh, it's her arm. Okay. I don't even know which way to go.

[00:09:45]Cuz bacon's [ __ ] disgusting. [music] Something you were saying last night. It was pretty good last night.

[00:09:51]Man, I don't even know where I'm going.

[00:09:55]>> [music] >> That had us flying, [ __ ] Where you from, Jeff? Dever, bro.

[00:10:01]Dever, Macedonia.

[00:10:07]So, um >> [music] >> Did you hear that?

[00:10:14]Finally [music] finally done being sick.

[00:10:15]I was [ __ ] up last week again. I hate I always get sick. I hate it.

[00:10:20]You guys want to go check into the room?

[00:10:22]What do you guys want to do? I think we go check in the room, go [ __ ] around in the street, just find restaurants.

[00:10:26]>> it's like a city here. Let's go to the >> Not [ __ ] around. I'm not saying we're going to go try to fight people.

[00:10:30]>> I'm not worried about that. I'm just saying let's do [ __ ] You want content, right? You want to [ __ ] ride a sheep Yeah, ride a sheep.

[00:10:37]So, let's pull over and ride a sheep.

[00:10:39]And we can I want to shave it. I want to shave shave a sheep bald with my clippers.

[00:10:45]You want a nice fade on it or just bald?

[00:10:47]Just skin the Just skin the sheep bald.

[00:10:52]Do that quick.

[00:10:53]I was snapping out yesterday cuz of that [ __ ] thing. Have you done any marathons this year? Not [ __ ] those.

[00:10:58][ __ ] marathons. Jeff, we were supposed to wake up today to go for a run.

[00:11:02]>> [laughter] >> Bro, you We traveled 16 hours to get here. And the second we land, Mike's like, "Yo, guys, just drive to the beach. Meet us at the beach." It was another 3 and 1/2 hour drive.

[00:11:14]And then we get to the beach, and it was just the lamest [ __ ] ever. It was the lamest beach ever. That's how he really feels. You hear that? How he's talking about Albania there?

[00:11:22]>> No, just like sitting there with Mike, and he like you know, Albania's He's complaining about it. You guys had me driving like a [ __ ] slave. Why does he sound more New New York Italian than Jeff?

[00:11:33]Getting out of Italian by an Albanian.

[00:11:37]Da chi chi na na. Who knows what that means? Da chi chi na na.

[00:11:43]I feel like all the Albanian you talk is not even real.

[00:11:46]What is this Albanian >> I said cheese bush to the guy. I said I went up to him cheese bush he didn't know he didn't know what I was talking about. Cheese bush.

[00:11:54]No cuz they speak a different cuz they speak a different they speak a different uh dialect. They say cha cha boona. What's that?

[00:12:02]This sack of cherries.

[00:12:03]Guess how much this cost?

[00:12:07]$2 for all these cherries.

[00:12:10]And the guy washed them for us.

[00:12:13]Cuz he rubs his his nuts and dick on it when nobody's there.

[00:12:21]Jeff ask if you can wear his chain. Oh [ __ ] that. I don't want to wear that chain.

[00:12:26]Can you back it up?

[00:12:29]All right. Now it's catching up. Now we're catching up. Now the stream's rocking and the chat's rocking.

[00:12:34]Albania Shum te don.

[00:12:38]Oh here we go.

[00:12:40]Yeah.

[00:12:45]Damn. Paradise.

[00:12:48]The magical land of Albania. We're finally here, bro.

[00:12:53]>> [music] >> What's your favorite part about being Albanian?

[00:12:59]Being lost. That [ __ ] You can say that on Twitch.

[00:13:04]>> [music] >> I can start I can I can I can be myself here? Yeah. Then what's your [ __ ] Yeah. What's your favorite What's your favorite part about being Albanian?

[00:13:12]The fact that you're just going to >> [music] >> I can't believe I have no service.

[00:13:23]>> [music] >> What's this on Instagram? Yeah. No this is this is Twitch.

[00:13:29]Hold on, I just got a comment I got to address. What's your content about so I know what to ask you to bring up in the future. I'm new here, that's why I ask.

[00:13:38]Well, you could just say whatever, you could just write [ __ ] like that and I'll answer it, you know? You could just ask me a question about what questions I ask.

[00:13:46]But that's cool that you're new here, bro.

[00:13:49]We do Albania streams all the time.

[00:13:50]We're always in Albania just [music] streaming.

[00:13:53]So, if you're interested in this stuff, you're at the right place. [music] Someone go why did you just write banana in there?

[00:14:03]Sukabihla? What What does it sound familiar?

[00:14:05]>> No, that's Russian. Sukabihla?

[00:14:08]Say sasimohoy. Sasimohoy? I'm the Croatia brother. I heard Croatia is beautiful.

[00:14:14]>> [music] >> That big watch must be fake. It is.

[00:14:19]It's fake.

[00:14:20]Ain't no faking me.

[00:14:23]I want your opinion on this. What's your opinion on this person? They type so funny.

[00:14:30]What's your opinion on movies that show men [music] in embarrassing situations that'll get you made fun of and how would you handle those situations in real life? What are you trying to say?

[00:14:39]Like a gay situation? Like if you got to >> [music] >> Yeah, like if you got to do a like play play like a gay role?

[00:14:49]Yeah, Cody is punished.

[00:14:51]He's on uh He's in time [music] out for No, Cody didn't come on this trip.

[00:15:00]It wasn't uh Just an embarrassing moment [music] in general.

[00:15:04]Give me an example.

[00:15:09]Is this a fetish thing? So simply too deep. That's That's who's writing all this crazy [ __ ] in here. Jam cream and jam shifta.

[00:15:17]Let's go.

[00:15:18]What's happening? Jam cream and jam shifta.

[00:15:25]I think we got all the foreign people who are early.

[00:15:28]I don't think we have any foreign >> they What do they say?

[00:15:30]>> [music] >> Young cannot.

[00:15:33]Here's an example scenario. Somebody came across you and the lady at the wrong time and some I don't would never be in those situations like this. Ban the user. I'm not going to ban him. Ban the user, he says.

[00:15:45]Cuz Cody's rich.

[00:15:48]Cody has the best Instagram life.

[00:15:50]Yeah, Instagram life.

[00:15:53]Yeah, Instagram Think about his real life. Oh, damn. This is where I want to be. Look.

[00:15:58]>> [music] >> The real Albanians.

[00:16:06]Wow.

[00:16:07]>> They're real.

[00:16:09]It wasn't all made up.

[00:16:11]Now we're talking. Now we're in a real city.

[00:16:13]>> [music] >> You see that red hotel over there, the big the big red and white one? That's where Mike's staying.

[00:16:19]Oh, yeah? Guys, that hotel over there?

[00:16:23]That big one? Oh, you can't zoom in.

[00:16:25]That's where Mike's staying, that one right there.

[00:16:29]So, if you're in Albania That's Mike's hotel.

[00:16:34]In case any of y'all wanted to know that.

[00:16:40]Jeff bring back an Albanian wife. That's what I'm trying to do for Phil Naz.

[00:16:44]What I'm trying to do.

[00:16:51]Albanian petting zoo.

[00:16:53]They got a petting zoo. They have like bears.

[00:16:58]Nah, there's just animals on the sides of [music] the road here. Dogs.

[00:17:02]Look at the dogs.

[00:17:03]This thing like was dying.

[00:17:06]Yeah, there's just a bunch of stray dogs all over the roads here.

[00:17:10]>> [music] >> And um Oh my god, Mike said to do it.

[00:17:15]What happened?

[00:17:16]>> [music] >> And Mike uh we pulled over. I was like, "Hey, get in the car." I tried to get the dogs in the I'll run you all day, brother. This This guy will outrun you all day.

[00:17:30]You said don't film the women here, it's disrespectful.

[00:17:34]Got to be respectful, guys. You don't want to be those.

[00:17:36]When's next podcast? We're going to We're going to set up at the hotel.

[00:17:39]We're going to record one here.

[00:17:42]Once we get um once we meet up with Mike, get the guys.

[00:17:47]Amar's in here? She said dead stream, you better [ __ ] hater. She just wants to come in here, drop some rage bait [ __ ] Dead stream. This is what streamers do.

[00:17:59]They just [ __ ] come on here and talk to the chat.

[00:18:02]She rage baited me and it worked successfully.

[00:18:06]>> [music] >> Albanian wives are great if you love mustaches. [music] Bro, Albanians are beautiful.

[00:18:16]And they're good They're good women, right?

[00:18:24]What about this woman right here on the side of the road? Look at this. You see that? She's homeless. Give her some money.

[00:18:28]All right.

[00:18:34]I think I only have 5,000 on me.

[00:18:39]Give it to Give it to uh I won't touch her hand.

[00:18:42]Give it to uh Pirate.

[00:18:45]Nick, give this to her and look her right in the eyes when you give it to her.

[00:18:50]Wow, look She's got a beautiful face, too. She's like Look She looks like one of the people from Dune.

[00:18:56]You know the movie Dune with the blue eyes?

[00:19:00]I wish I could show you, but I don't want to be disrespectful to women.

[00:19:04]>> [music] >> Give it to her. Give it to her. Give it to her. Don't clip now. Don't take my hands. All these people look familiar.

[00:19:12]Like I seen them before.

[00:19:14]She had a [ __ ] Louis Vuitton bag.

[00:19:16]They all fake. Give this lady right here, she has a kid. Look at the kid, bro. Yeah.

[00:19:21]Give it to us. Give it to us.

[00:19:25]>> [music] >> Damn, she looks so young. They young, bro.

[00:19:28][ __ ] poor countries.

[00:19:30]That's what I'm telling you.

[00:19:31]You guys want to flaunt and do all [music] these [ __ ] things.

[00:19:34]>> I'm looking at you. Look at your chain.

[00:19:36]Give Give some of your chain.

[00:19:38]Give the baby the chain. Yeah, right.

[00:19:40]Dude, you have a chain.

[00:19:41]You want to change some of the money?

[00:19:47]Crazy. I got to get a haircut.

[00:19:50]Yeah.

[00:19:53]Full approach in Albania, that's what we're going to do.

[00:19:56]I tried to go live already. I was losing my mind.

[00:20:00]So, we don't even got to go to the to the to the motor phone thing, right?

[00:20:03]Nah.

[00:20:05]My I'm just streaming off my phone service.

[00:20:12]Yeah.

[00:20:14]Yeah, everywhere we go.

[00:20:16]Where did he okay mom came up?

[00:20:19]>> [music] >> Do you think I'll find a woman here?

[00:20:27]You just going to find them on the street?

[00:20:29]Yeah, where else would I find them? In a strip club?

[00:20:32]>> [music] [music] >> Probably the Albanians.

[00:20:42]They like you.

[00:20:44]Give the baby [music] the chain.

[00:20:48]The baby is a cheap sister. Tell them to go [ __ ] themselves. I'm an Albanian gypsy. I don't want this. Can you Can you bam that spam? What do you What do you do with that?

[00:20:56]Nah, it's it's okay. We got >> corn?

[00:21:01]Hey, so we can see this right on corn.

[00:21:02]That's sweet.

[00:21:03]Get some corn.

[00:21:05]Get some corn for the stream.

[00:21:11]Damn yeah, he's smoking right on the corner.

[00:21:14]For flavor.

[00:21:22]He looked at me. He looked at me.

[00:21:24]>> [laughter] >> He called me. I'm scared of the guy smoking cigarettes on the corner.

[00:21:29]>> [music] >> Damn bro, he's literally he's literally just puffing on a cigarette.

[00:21:40]He don't like it.

[00:21:42]What do you think that guy's hands look like? Leather?

[00:21:45]It's leather hands.

[00:21:48]You think I'd You think I could beat that guy in a fight? No, never.

[00:21:52]It'd never happen.

[00:21:57]Albanian man, can you pay off my cosmetology school?

[00:22:02]His name's Shaban, s h a b a n b a n.

[00:22:06]Shaban.

[00:22:07]>> [music] >> Shaban, out of all the places in the world you have to vacation in Albania.

[00:22:11]Yeah, hell yeah.

[00:22:13]Hell yeah. Best place in the world.

[00:22:15]Where else would I go?

[00:22:18]>> [music] >> I could go anywhere in the world right now and this is where this is where I wanted to go. Everybody wants to go to Dubai. Nobody wants to go to Shaban looks like Liam kind of. Kind of has the same shaped head.

[00:22:33]Tell Big Mike to give it up to start it.

[00:22:35]Yeah, I'm sorry.

[00:22:35]>> [music] >> I'm pretty dry.

[00:22:40]>> [music] >> Where is Liam? Liam should have came back here.

[00:22:44]Liam's in Italy. He's close.

[00:22:55]So, where are we going right now? To the hotel.

[00:22:58]Oh, he's calling um Liam.

[00:23:03]Chill.

[00:23:24]How did I meet Shaban?

[00:23:26]The barber shop.

[00:23:28]Wasn't he sweeping up hair?

[00:23:30]Yeah, we were sweeping [music] up.

[00:23:35]Yeah. Joey's barber shop, right? Yeah, we went to high school there.

[00:23:37]>> or was it Who's Next? It was Joey's.

[00:23:39]Yeah, it was Joey's. You never worked at Who's Next, right? Yeah, I did. I was cutting hair at Who's Next. When you when you were um Shaban worked in his cousin's barber shop.

[00:23:49]It was a real deal Albanian barber shop.

[00:23:52]It was only Albanians in there when I went there.

[00:23:56]And then uh How do you call it? Cut my own hair. And I would just go in and hang out, we'd [ __ ] around, mess with people, prank some people.

[00:24:06]>> there for a little bit, you got rocking, and you went to Who's Next. Yep. Joey's barber shop, right? Well, I I would have Joey went under.

[00:24:13]Remember at that time?

[00:24:15]Happens, you know.

[00:24:16]>> the shop, right? Closed the shop, yeah, and then we all split up.

[00:24:18]>> And then Mike was there for a little And Mike went to Who's Next, and I was like, yeah, I'll go to Who's Next, too.

[00:24:23]>> [music] >> Yep, and that's when K-Mobb started.

[00:24:27]So then we just branched out. Now, we weren't really old enough to be in K-Mobb. What they say, appreciate their cigarettes instead of vapes. Much cooler way to get cancer.

[00:24:37]Who's smoking cigarettes?

[00:24:38]That guy was calling.

[00:24:40]Oh, yeah.

[00:24:41]>> I bought some cigarettes this morning.

[00:24:47]So, what's the plan? Are we going to go into the hotel and drop our [ __ ] or you want to just Go downtown, settle in.

[00:24:53]Unless you want to go to Diva. You want to go to Diva?

[00:24:56]You want to do dinner tonight? You still got to let me know what to do. I got to I got to call up and have them Whatever you want to do.

[00:25:02]Yeah, [ __ ] dinners.

[00:25:03]No more dinners.

[00:25:09]>> [music] >> Yeah.

[00:25:17]Is this Albanian?

[00:25:19]Yeah.

[00:25:23]Is it really?

[00:25:25]What are they saying?

[00:25:26]Stupid.

[00:25:32]>> [music] [music] >> What is this over here? You got to get a haircut, bro. You can't You can't walk around with a mustache like that in [ __ ] Let's go Let's go do haircuts now and we could stream. The uh haircuts look Six Flags Albanian. It's Great Adventure.

[00:25:59]Oh, an American flag.

[00:26:01]Albanian Six Flags.

[00:26:04]You think I would ever go in there? I'll get >> [music] [music] >> Actually. Bikes will tell you straight ahead. You see that big thing over there?

[00:26:30]You're going to get kidnapped.

[00:26:31]Hopefully, hopefully we get into some [ __ ] like that. You guys ever see the movie Taken?

[00:26:36]Those guys, the kidnappers, the bad guys, they were all Albanians.

[00:26:41]Yep.

[00:26:43]These cups are so damn expensive. Would you like to share?

[00:26:46]And then he If that happens, that'd be the craziest stream.

[00:26:51]We'd have to stream for at least like 10 seconds. We be [ __ ] watching it on my phone Yo, where did they go? Yo, chat into them.

[00:27:00]Hey, give us back the phone.

[00:27:03]This traffic is crazy.

[00:27:06]This guy's ready to snuff you.

[00:27:10]Who, this guy?

[00:27:12]Hold up. Hold up.

[00:27:21]Oh, no.

[00:27:24]It flipped upside down now. You got no service, right?

[00:27:32]Damn.

[00:27:38][ __ ] Yeah, I see No, the other one.

[00:27:48]Why Why is it doing that?

[00:27:52]It's upside What's this? Press this thing.

[00:27:58]We'll be right back.

[00:28:00]Just hang up and get back in. Like you can't.

[00:28:04]I hate that when it does this. Boomer Jeff at it again. It's not me. Wait, it's upside down now. Yeah, I know. Oh, we're good. I don't know.

[00:28:11]The chat is upside down.

[00:28:17]That's how it is now.

[00:28:23]What happens to this phone? Let me get your social media. Twitch.

[00:28:26]Oh, wait. Well, put it back down.

[00:28:34]Hate this.

[00:28:37]Now you're upside down. We still see you.

[00:28:40]Are we upside down?

[00:28:43]Oh, no. We're right side up.

[00:28:45]Yeah?

[00:28:47]Just my phone's good.

[00:28:48]Why did he just do there? What did you do?

[00:28:50]So stupid.

[00:28:52]I don't know.

[00:28:54]I just moved the phone and it it [ __ ] everything up.

[00:28:57]>> out and get back in?

[00:28:59]If I close it out and get back in? Yeah.

[00:29:01]I don't know.

[00:29:03]I don't even know, bro.

[00:29:05]Bro, why am I so [ __ ] tired?

[00:29:07]>> Let's see.

[00:29:08]What do you want me to do? I don't know.

[00:29:10]No, I would have just put it Yo, yo, yo.

[00:29:13]Put it start it back up. Chad, please tell me you got to shave that mustache of his. No. Let's just trim it a little.

[00:29:19]Let's trim the mustache.

[00:29:20]>> mustache. You got [ __ ] whiskers coming out of your [ __ ] No. And then guess imagine eating a bowl of soup, like trying to eat a bowl of soup with that mustache hanging in there.

[00:29:31]Bro, what the [ __ ] What did you do when it when you did this? You didn't You didn't close out of the app or nothing?

[00:29:37]No.

[00:29:38]You just It just did it automatically?

[00:29:41]Yeah. No.

[00:29:43]Who's that? Your niece?

[00:29:46]Chad, please put that one up.

[00:29:51]And that [ __ ] you, too, Katrina. Caterina.

[00:29:56]Is he still alive in there?

[00:29:58]No.

[00:30:00]Let me take a picture.

[00:30:02]Is it outside? We're not in too good It worked? No.

[00:30:07]Let me I don't want to end it. Let me try something. Let me try closing it and starting it back up.

[00:30:12]Hey.

[00:30:14]Let me see. Hold up. Hold up.

[00:30:17]Hold on. Hold on. Ah, yeah. We're back.

[00:30:19]Now that Chad's sideways, but you know what? It's better than nothing.

[00:30:23]This is Mike Swolton.

[00:30:27]Is that good? How's it look on there?

[00:30:31]What do we got to be like this?

[00:30:34]Why doesn't he like the mustache? Cuz it's too long.

[00:30:40]No, it's [ __ ] up. You keep starting it like Oh, they're doing the concert here.

[00:30:44]That's what I said. That's what I said.

[00:31:00]What? He doesn't like it because it's tickle.

[00:31:03]Oh.

[00:31:04]>> [laughter] >> So mobile.

[00:31:07]You don't like Nick's mustache cuz it tickles when you guys kiss?

[00:31:11]Yeah, that's why.

[00:31:14]That's why.

[00:31:17]What do we end it and come back?

[00:31:20]Cuz now there's nobody. It's all the all the All right, let's go check in this [ __ ] hotel and get things going over here cuz I've been waiting to stream for weeks.

[00:31:33]Yeah?

[00:31:34]This is Mike's hotel, guys.

[00:31:39]What's it like around here?

[00:31:45]If you guys are out in Albania, come say what up to Mike. He's right here.

[00:31:54]Yeah.

[00:32:04]Yeah, is that true or is that just gossip?

[00:32:06]So Kanye's built having a stadium built here?

[00:32:09]For one show?

[00:32:11]They're going to tear it down after?

[00:32:15]When's the concert? Can we come back for that?

[00:32:19]I'm going to come back for that one.

[00:32:21]For the Kanye concert.

[00:32:33]You know them here at this hotel?

[00:32:38]Should I wear this hat when I check in?

[00:32:42]Where are you actually from?

[00:32:43]I'm say Deeper, bro. Mossy son, you know the name. I'm going to say Deeper Mahashkati.

[00:32:48]Perfect.

[00:32:50]Best thing to say. Al Mahakati.

[00:32:53]She said Mahana, right?

[00:32:55]Not Shichanada.

[00:32:58]Al Mahakati.

[00:32:59]>> Al Mahakati.

[00:33:02]>> [laughter] >> Man, what's it What's some fun stuff we can do around here?

[00:33:11]I say we can go to Deeper. You want to see how far Deeper it is? We can >> to go to Deeper, yeah. Let's go Let's Let's [ __ ] [ __ ] all this. Let's go to Deeper. Let's go see your grandma.

[00:33:20]That'd be sick.

[00:33:21]Is your grandma hot?

[00:33:25]>> [clears throat] >> I said I'm going to come back with an Albanian woman.

[00:33:33]It's like someone visiting Texas and buying a cowboy hat. This hat's actually Mike's. Mike bought this hat. I just took it from his room.

[00:33:42]Oh, shh.

[00:33:44]Shh.

[00:33:45]She's Bush. She's Bush. She's Bush.

[00:33:48]Oh, that's the capital. This is Yeah.

[00:33:51]This is like the embassy. Sick.

[00:33:57]5:50 p.m. in the UK must be closed.

[00:34:02]6:00 >> We're going to go to We're going to go to the UK uh on the way back. We're going to We'll probably be there Saturday.

[00:34:10]Uh How do you have service to stream and I can't get service to [ __ ] >> Bro, I got the best service in the world.

[00:34:18]What do you What do you got?

[00:34:20]I have You don't even know what the [ __ ] you got.

[00:34:23]We got to get out of this car, man.

[00:34:25]We've been in the car too much.

[00:34:27]What if flips? This is now marked with a broken phone and you have None of you ever visit Germany?

[00:34:34]I did.

[00:34:35]Germany was sick.

[00:34:37]Drove on the Autobahn like [ __ ] like 200 miles an hour. When did you go to Germany?

[00:34:44]Are you Are you feeling tired and mentally I think cuz we were just in the car for so long. We got to get out Last month I went to Germany.

[00:34:50]Like the beginning of the month or Like 2 months ago or something.

[00:34:56]So we're going to go check in.

[00:35:02]I might I might go take a nap.

[00:35:04]Yeah?

[00:35:04]>> I got to do some work things on the computer laptop and then All right, then me and Nico walk around and stream.

[00:35:11]Oh, you guys are going to stream the whole out here?

[00:35:14]Bro, you got to do what Nico got knocked out like Sneako did?

[00:35:16]>> Yeah, I want to do that. I want somebody to run up on me and swing at me like that. That'd be sick.

[00:35:25]Come at me with the side wrap.

[00:35:26]>> You think that was real?

[00:35:27]Sneako, yeah. That was That was a real one.

[00:35:31]Of course that was real.

[00:35:34]Ah, slumped up.

[00:35:40]Yeah, I'm tired too, but it's It's like 6:00 a.m.

[00:35:44]>> [ __ ] right?

[00:35:45]Yeah, I don't think we can take naps.

[00:35:49]You take a nap right now, you're going to be [ __ ] Yeah, and then what are we going to do? Wake up at 2:00 a.m. and What time is it right now? What is that [ __ ] thing?

[00:35:55]7:00 o'clock.

[00:35:57]I guess we'll go settle in till half a little bit.

[00:36:00]Let's go We'll go check in and we'll give each other haircuts. Handjobs.

[00:36:05]Handjobs.

[00:36:06]>> That's that gay [ __ ] California [ __ ] Bro, where's he from?

[00:36:11]Oregon.

[00:36:12]Oregon, where's that? Detroit?

[00:36:15]Oregon. Why?

[00:36:16]That's a That's a basketball team, right? Yeah. What's gay?

[00:36:22]Is that what you're saying is gay or Like Chinese people. Chinese people are being gay. How there.

[00:36:27]Nobody's Chinese. What's that?

[00:36:30]You can point the camera at them.

[00:36:35]And this light, why is it making so much noise?

[00:36:39]Maybe it's Looks better buddies, Marlon in Germany.

[00:36:47]Is that where he is? I just saw he was live. What's up, buddy?

[00:36:51]How are you?

[00:36:52]>> Where's David? He's at um What's up, bro? You Indian? No, Indian.

[00:36:57]Indian? No. Oh, yeah.

[00:37:00]That's how they sell all their drugs on those scooters.

[00:37:03]All right, bye.

[00:37:08]So, this is Tirana.

[00:37:10]This is the strip. What's that?

[00:37:22]Yeah, we're here. Finally.

[00:37:27]Yeah, you walk up that little scout right there. Oh, what is that? Yeah, you walk up that. It's a cool little thing to walk up to walk up. Let's go sightseeing around here. Let's go do some [ __ ] I'm sick of sightseeing Mike's ass complaining.

[00:37:41]Yeah.

[00:37:46]No, we'll go we'll hang out with Mike and but um I just got to get out and walk around a little. We flew here for 16 hours and now we've been in the car for 7 hours.

[00:37:58]But that's It's part of the game, you know?

[00:38:11]Should we should we end this and game plan a little and come back?

[00:38:14]>> Yeah.

[00:38:16]Yeah, probably.

[00:38:17]I think we're going to have to.

[00:38:24]Cuz what if we get pulled over? Nah, chat's kind of dead.

[00:38:28]It's all good. It's early still. All right, guys. I'll be back. I'll be back in like a half hour.

[00:38:34]And then we're streaming for the whole [ __ ] week. All right.