Meghan Markle's AS EVER Is Over! Order NOW For Your Melted Chocolate Mess!

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:02]Meghan Markle.

[00:00:03]>> Oh boy.

[00:00:05]>> Uh, did you know Prince William did an iHeart Radio interview?

[00:00:09]>> No.

[00:00:09]>> Yeah, he did. And um, boy, it was really emotional. He was talking about Catherine. I I was so moved. You saw about her great trip to Italy and how well she was received and that she spoke Italian. No one knew she spoke Italian.

[00:00:22]>> Oh, really?

[00:00:22]>> Yeah. Because she doesn't go around bragging about it like Marle does.

[00:00:26]>> Remember that? remember this little kid like nine years old says I'm taking French and she goes oh yeah I'm doing this French thing she'd been doing it for 11 weeks or something that was a response to the kid yeah I speak more French than you >> so uh yeah nobody knew she spoke French even William said I didn't even know she spoke French and they said we couldn't cope without her and >> Italian yeah what >> Italian right and then um he was talking about uh oh his grandmother and how she made scones phones. And this is so crazy. And Megan's done this before.

[00:01:02]>> The queen. It would be the queen, right?

[00:01:03]>> Yeah. The queen grandma. Okay.

[00:01:04]>> The queen. The one that just died.

[00:01:06]>> Yeah.

[00:01:07]>> So, suddenly, a couple hours later, Markle puts out a post about making scones.

[00:01:11]>> Are you kidding me?

[00:01:12]>> No. That's the first cut on that one I gave you.

[00:01:15]>> What?

[00:01:15]>> Yeah. Check this out. And she [ __ ] up.

[00:01:17]Of course.

[00:01:18]>> That's really shitty of her.

[00:01:19]>> So, I had to do this. I put this up on X. I also put it up on YouTube, but it's got music. I can't play that one. But how good is this? It's perfect. What is that? Exactly. What is that? This girl is so genius. And it has come at the perfect time.

[00:01:37]>> The girl from the White House show.

[00:01:38]>> Thank you so much. But Megan Markle can learn a lot from this woman. And I don't mean baking or anything like that because she has leaned into this now.

[00:01:48]She's obviously gone viral like globally like the kind of viral that Megan would want.

[00:01:56]>> Exactly.

[00:01:57]>> That's really shitty of Marco.

[00:01:59]>> I know. She's done that a bunch of times and everybody always goes, "You bitch."

[00:02:04]I mean, she's just so Who is she doing that for?

[00:02:09]>> I don't know. I mean, she's trying to say, "I heard you."

[00:02:12]>> I mean, who really wants to stick it to the dead queen anymore?

[00:02:16]>> I know. She's already stuck IT TO HER DEAD.

[00:02:19]>> YOUR FAMILY'S RACIST.

[00:02:22]>> YEAH. They want to know what color the baby's going to turn out.

[00:02:25]>> Which reminded me.

[00:02:27]>> Check out this clip. This This reminds me of Marl. Uh, >> do you know the sex of the of the child?

[00:02:33]>> We're going to have a little baby boy.

[00:02:34]>> A little baby boy >> talking to Larry David talking to interracial.

[00:02:37]>> Have you thought about the um the skin color at all?

[00:02:40]>> I'm sorry.

[00:02:41]>> You know the tone? Would you prefer it's it's a little darker? I would imagine you might prefer it to be a little darker as opposed to lighter. No.

[00:02:48]>> Well, I I mean I've never even thought about it.

[00:02:51]>> I guess it's darker, I guess.

[00:02:53]>> Yeah, I would think. What?

[00:02:54]>> Right. Yeah, that makes sense.

[00:02:57]>> I you prefer to be. I mean, if somebody's asking me if I had to choose, I'd see.

[00:03:02]>> Why are you choosing?

[00:03:03]>> Probably like it a little lighter, maybe. No.

[00:03:05]>> No, I I don't I don't think I want my baby to be lighter. I haven't thought about that at all. I'm surprised.

[00:03:11]>> Larry's confused. I mean, well, I I hadn't thought about it, but asked the question. I mean, >> I know, but you could have said, "I don't have a preference." But you said you'd prefer him to be darker. You >> don't have a preference.

[00:03:21]>> No, I don't have a preference.

[00:03:23]>> Say somebody put a gun to your head.

[00:03:25]>> Said, "Do you want your baby to be lighter or darker?"

[00:03:27]>> What would you choose?

[00:03:29]>> Why is someone holding a gun to my head and asking what shade I would prefer my son to be?

[00:03:34]>> I don't know. See, >> why is he putting a good diet?

[00:03:37]>> He wants to He wants to find out what you're perfect. So, you're walking down the street with Will and he snatches you into the backseat of the car and now he's got a gun to your head. You want a lighter or a darker baby? Which away from me?

[00:03:49]>> What color was the guy holding the gun?

[00:03:50]>> He's mocha. Right down the middle.

[00:03:51]>> Smoker right down the middle.

[00:03:52]>> 50/50. You want IT LIGHT OR DARK?

[00:03:54]>> I I I WOULD SAY on the lighter side.

[00:03:59]>> Mhm. See, so you have a >> I BUT I HAD A gun to my head. You didn't have a gun to your head. We're sitting in a nice living room. We're getting ginger ales.

[00:04:07]>> I'm proud to be black. I think you'd be PROUD TO BE BACK.

[00:04:09]>> OH, OF COURSE. OKAY. I'm sorry. I don't feel >> I'm not wrong.

[00:04:14]>> I don't feel good.

[00:04:15]>> Okay.

[00:04:16]>> I'm so sorry. Sorry.

[00:04:17]>> Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:04:18]>> Nice to meet you.

[00:04:20]>> See, he's wondering what color the baby's going to be.

[00:04:24]>> She didn't have to leave the family.

[00:04:26]>> Oh, man.

[00:04:28]Um, also this weekend, Harry got roasted by Mike Tindle, the legendary rugby player. Uh, by the way, I'm meet all these people. I have no idea who they are, but I just learned from Mark Dolan or whoever. Um, >> he uh he's married to Zara, the daughter of Princess Anne.

[00:04:45]>> Okay.

[00:04:45]>> And Harry, by the way, is the godfather to Mike's daughter, Lena.

[00:04:50]>> Okay.

[00:04:50]>> Uh, but he said that he knew Prince Harry when he was fun back in 2011.

[00:04:55]>> That's a good roast.

[00:04:56]>> Yeah. He had a couple other shots, too.

[00:04:59]>> Where where is he roasting him and why is he roasting? He was on a podcast I think talking rugby or something and something some joke came about somebody's wedding and okay he ends up saying something about Harry and yeah oh I knew him when he was a lot of fun >> just >> and yeah I mean it's not that big a deal but >> I think Harry would laugh at that actually never in front of Megan but >> well except that he's not fun anymore I think that was the point and I and speculation was that he's not really a godfather to the daughter anymore either >> um I mean I would highly doubt that because I don't know me would probably make that very difficult But the uh highlight of the weekend by far, not even close, is that somebody got Megan's chocolates in the mail. And if you remember when Serena Williams got them and she opened it up and she could have maybe edited it or just not posted it, but she's like, "Well, I started it and I recorded it, so I got to post it." And it was her chocolates all stuck together.

[00:05:53]>> Yeah. Packaging disaster.

[00:05:54]>> Yeah. I mean, they were there were like three of them stuck together. It looked it looked pretty bad. I mean, they're 58 for 10 chocolates.

[00:06:02]>> Geez.

[00:06:03]>> 58 bucks. That's crazy. WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THOSE?

[00:06:09]>> MARCO BRANDED.

[00:06:11]>> WHAT? OH, I want to make Megan Markle wealthy. I'm going to buy some chocolates from her. What? That's insane. But somebody else apparently, by the way, they bought like four jams.

[00:06:21]They've got chocolates. Like, who is this suckup? Who is this Megan S?

[00:06:26]>> So much for a repeat customer, too.

[00:06:28]>> Yeah. So, look what happens. Oh, what a I feel so bad about this. I'm so sorry for Megan.

[00:06:33]>> Take a look at this. WHAT?

[00:06:39]>> I'll just explain.

[00:06:40]>> I had to vert my head. I can't even look at it.

[00:06:42]>> It looks like someone took a dump in a box.

[00:06:45]>> I'd rather see someone fly through the windshield of a car in an accident than look at that chocolate.

[00:06:49]>> It looks It honestly looks like someone's [ __ ] in a box.

[00:06:52]>> They're all melted. They're all melted.

[00:06:54]The caramel's stuck to everything.

[00:06:55]>> They're all stuck together. The caramel is all over the place. It's way worse.

[00:07:00]Serena Williams, that looks like >> it looks like a DNC compared to an abortion to a full abortion.

[00:07:08]>> Did I make that? Was that appropriate?

[00:07:10]>> No, totally fine. I don't know what's going >> I mean, did it make sense?

[00:07:13]>> What's happening? Yeah, sure.

[00:07:13]>> I don't know. Anyway, the rest of it here, they have all melted together.

[00:07:20]Look at the caramel. Now you can see the lid was on it and they have still melted. Oh my goodness. That is disgusting.

[00:07:30]>> It is disgusting. I can't even find this is coming from a fan. They have easily overwhelmed.

[00:07:36]>> I cannot look at this. This is so bad.

[00:07:39]>> Discovery is this is so bad for the business. They have gone out of their way to try and support her and this is what they have been return. That is gross. No one can eat that now. And she won't even get a refund.

[00:07:57]>> What?

[00:07:57]>> No commerce are not going to give you your money back because it's melted. But that is disgusting. Now, just remember that is $58 chocolate. These chocolates are worth more than gold. And look at what has happened to it. Oh wow. I love this for her. This is crazy. Megan thinks she loves social media, but she's forgotten what happens when people don't like products. The first thing they do is hit up social media and these things go viral. So Megan Markle's chocolates have done it again. They have melted all over the place. And whoever's idea this was to put caramel inside because as I've shown you the other Karti chocolates do not have caramel. They're all truffles probably because this happens. But whoever thought it would be a great idea to put caramel in them is going to be getting fired. And even if it was Megan Markle's fault, she'll have to blame someone else.

[00:09:06]>> Yeah. Always.

[00:09:06]>> Who is going to lose their job for this one? This is so great. Couldn't happen to a nicer duchess. And I just love that this comes after Serena's BECAUSE I GUESS WE ALL THOUGHT SERENA was taking the piss, but it looks like this is what really happens to her chocolates. And I'm sure there are more people out there that have had this problem. So guys, if you see any more reals like this, please let me know. I could do a whole video on these. I would love to. Oh, I love that.

[00:09:41]I could watch that all day. That is so funny. And it looks so disgusting.

[00:09:45]>> Oh my god.

[00:09:47]>> Embarrassing.

[00:09:48]>> Who is the s that bought three things of jam, the chocolates? Who does that?

[00:09:55]>> And then they post and they're like, "That [ __ ] [ __ ] Look at all the [ __ ] I bought and look at this chocolate." I mean, Megan honestly should reach out of that reach out to that person herself and say, "We're giving you your money back and we're shipping you, you know, all new products."

[00:10:10]>> She should do a TikTok at her apologizing and telling everyone else that saw it right, but instead she was busy. This is a 12second video she posted on the as ever Instagram post.

[00:10:21]Oh, >> where she's trying to sell more jellies and jams um by trying to relate it, I guess, to everybody.

[00:10:28]>> Everyone in my family has a different favorite. My husband loves the raspberry. Lil the strawberry. Arch likes both. And I like the marin.

[00:10:37]>> Oh, okay. They each like what? Which I wanted. Everybody in your family. What kind does Thomas like?

[00:10:43]>> Or Samantha, your half sister.

[00:10:45]>> Yeah. Yeah. Or >> your half brother is taking care of your dad instead of you.

[00:10:48]>> Or King Charles, the other side of your family.

[00:10:50]>> Yeah. Or my Kindle who you're related to.

[00:10:53]>> Or Oprah.

[00:10:55]>> Right. I mean, >> what are you talking about? How can she talk about family?

[00:11:00]>> No, I know. She doesn't. She's so tonedeaf. She just is clueless. She doesn't realize how embarrassing that is.

[00:11:06]>> Her family consists of five people, right? Her, her husband, her mom, and her two kids.

[00:11:11]>> And to say to act like everyone just goes, "Wow, everybody in her family likes a different kind of jam. It's like, um, you know, uh, my my son likes this." I mean, nobody that conversation's never happened.

[00:11:22]>> No, not at all. Not at Or or people would just be falling asleep.

[00:11:25]>> Made it up.

[00:11:26]>> Dreaming it. Dreaming of something else.

[00:11:28]>> Yeah, she probably made it up. No, she's so embarrassing.

[00:11:31]>> So embarrassing.

[00:11:32]>> No, I feel so bad for her. And I do. I >> for Thomas, too.

[00:11:36]>> No, Tom. My thoughts are with Thomas, I would say, most of the time.

[00:11:39]>> Sitting at home going, I have a favorite jam.

[00:11:42]>> Hi, I'm Thomas. Uh, Megan's dad.

[00:11:45]>> Nobody asked me my favorite.

[00:11:47]>> It'll never get mentioned.

[00:11:49]>> By Megan, I wish you would just send me any kind of jam. Honestly, I want to see my grandkids. I'd like to >> I'm not an axe murderer.

[00:11:55]>> My favorite >> I'd like to know about their favorite jam. I would love that more than anything.

[00:11:59]>> I'd love to share some jam with my grandchildren >> who are actors.

[00:12:04]>> Oh boy. Well, I'm so sorry that happened with their chocolates, but uh hopefully that'll never happen again.

[00:12:10]>> And if it does, we will be featuring it >> immediately.

[00:12:14]>> I would I would still eat those. By the way, >> you know what that reminds me?

[00:12:18]>> I'd eat the one on the left. One time reminds me of the time one time I bought a vinyl record on eBay and the guy shipped it to me in a used pizza box.

[00:12:27]>> Was it covered in caramel?

[00:12:30]>> It was all destroyed.

[00:12:31]>> Grease.

[00:12:31]>> Covered in G. Oh god, what a >> actually that's funny. That kind of reminds me of like a warped album out of a car. It's just seeing that chocolate.

[00:12:39]She actually went to AI and asked like, "How would you describe this pile of chocolate here?" And I said it looked like glove compartment uh chocolate on a hot day or something like that.

[00:12:50]>> It's just been sitting on the, you know, the dashboard. She >> uses AI so effectively.

[00:12:54]>> That's great.