The Red Button vs Blue Button is a thought experiment where everyone privately votes for one of two buttons: if more than 50% vote blue, everyone survives; if less than 50% vote blue, only those who voted red survive. This creates a classic trolley problem where choosing red guarantees personal survival but potentially causes others to die if the blue vote falls below 50%, while choosing blue offers a chance for collective survival but risks personal death. The dilemma explores the tension between individual self-preservation and collective welfare, highlighting how rational individual choices can lead to collectively suboptimal outcomes.
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>> Okay, that was really good. Is >> that enough music for you?
>> Yeah, Brian is back in the USA.
>> Bonjouro.
>> POV, your friend who spends two weeks in Italy.
>> Gracier.
>> How uh Brian, how was Italy?
>> Uh, Gracier.
>> That was one word.
>> Yeah. No, literally you just, bro, when you're there, you just spam gracier.
Like, >> do you actually?
>> Yeah. Like literally that and like prago.
>> So, wait. There you go. I've waited until I've waited until this to ask you how was how was your trip, >> dude? It was [ __ ] movie.
>> Was it?
>> It was a [ __ ] foreign film, let me tell you.
>> No, it was actually fun. But I have I have some takes, some hot takes. Okay. I think you're not going to like some of them.
>> Let's hear them.
>> I'm American, bro. Yeah, but like you probably Here you go.
>> Um, gelato.
Overrated.
>> Whoa.
>> Yeah, I like gelato. That's the thing they have in Laguna Beach. That's where they took that from.
>> Yeah, exactly. Damn. Yeah. I didn't realize that.
>> Yeah.
>> They started that there, right?
>> Yeah. And then Italy, they call it Big Lagoona.
>> Oh, Lagona. That was the original.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Big Laguna.
>> Big Laguna. Uh, so gelato overrated.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm like whatever on Gelato.
>> Like give me a McFlurry like any day of the week. Like >> that. No, that's >> the eagle sound effect.
>> That's a good take.
>> Are thicker, richer, they're just better. Yeah, I had good gelato. But I'm just like, people line up like down the block to get gelato. And every gelato place is the [ __ ] same. Like, >> yeah, >> speak on it, B. Speak on it, B.
>> All right, I will talk your [ __ ] B.
>> You can't say that.
>> All right, I will >> speak on it, B to himself. You can't self lob.
>> Speak on it. All right, >> this is coming out around Memorial Day weekend, so we should >> Yeah. Good American takes.
>> This is great American takes. Yeah.
>> [ __ ] pizza.
>> I I support your first take.
>> Yeah. I don't know. like it's fine. Just like it is what it is. But yeah, my next one is everyone kind of glazes like Euro summer and everything like you know it's like very romanticized. These places aren't like too drastically different than like >> California.
>> Yeah, like San Diego or like you know California. Yeah, >> that might be a super hot take. But >> it's just the architecture is different.
I speak Italian or Spanish and they smoke sigs all day. Like >> Yeah.
>> No, it's it's for sure. I mean, the >> terrain itself, >> no, I've actually never been there.
>> But everything I've seen, I'm like, this kind of does look like California.
>> Yeah. Like, I was in Barcelona, and Barcelona is literally just like San Diego, except they speak Spanish. They they speak Catalan.
>> Yeah. I think Barcelona is a lot like Miami almost. Like it's just like by the beach.
>> I like it.
>> Yeah. No, it's great. Yeah. I [ __ ] with the architecture and everything, but it's not like it's not like life-changing.
>> Yeah. Sometimes I think like it's like a little too goddy over there. So, you just had a horrible bond.
>> Yeah, a little too gated all.
>> I came with my my hot takes.
>> I actually did love it, but I'm just These are things that I noticed when I was there.
>> Hey, that's why we left >> type [ __ ] >> Oh, y'all liberals.
>> Excuse me.
>> Excuse me. What?
>> Y'all left?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, >> yeah. We lean.
>> You're left leaning.
>> Oh, you're Democrat.
>> Oh, like your penis.
>> Yeah.
>> Sorry.
>> Cut Brian. Cut that.
>> The leaning tower. Why? Which way is leaning? Left or right?
>> Ooh, >> depends on how you look at it.
>> Full thing. Oh, wait. That's not right.
Cup half full. Spoon half middle.
>> All right, the next take the caps staying on the bottles. Like, >> dude, that's just so [ __ ] stupid.
Like, and I'm tired of people like, "Oh, it's save. It's good for the environment because it like reduces litter."
Dude, [ __ ] that. Okay. [ __ ] Wait, I actually don't know what even I don't even know what you're talking about.
>> Oh, I do know what you're talking about.
Like the It's like a little lift off.
>> Yeah, like when you spin off >> stay attached.
>> Yeah, you can't spin off a bottle cap.
It stays attached. So, you have to drink it and the cap is just like hitting your mouth like hitting your lips.
>> And wait, what's the benefit?
>> Not like a little piece.
>> Reduces litter like litter so you can't like lose it.
>> Oh, but and they're also like the >> environment. [ __ ] that.
>> That wouldn't I mean that wouldn't work here. I just drove here on the 405 and there's just they litter the bottles and the lids.
>> They throw out the whole bottle. They throw the whole thing. Yeah.
>> Yeah. So, and they're like, "Oh, saving the turtles." Like, "Turtles choke on bottle caps." Like, dude, at this point, I used to be super like sympathetic to the turtles, bro. [ __ ] the turtles.
>> Seriously, it's a [ __ ] skill issue.
If you're a turtle and you're choking on bottle caps in 2026, you're a loser.
>> Okay. You're a [ __ ] loser. Euro hot take number three is [ __ ] the turtles.
>> So, perfect.
>> That's awesome. Yeah.
>> Thank you. Awesome. Do you guys not agree about the turtles?
>> I feel the turtles. Turtles. What? How big is a turtle brain?
>> They're that big.
>> Sure.
>> How they're It's going to take them thousands of years to evolve to the point of realizing that they probably shouldn't eat straws and bottle caps.
>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not the smartest animals in the world, but they are cute. I don't want them to die.
>> It's a [ __ ] skill issue. Like, it is.
They're not very skilled creatures. They can move like a half a mile per hour.
>> Like, would you chew on a bottle cap in the ocean?
>> No, but I'm smart as hell.
My take about Europe, [ __ ] the environment, [ __ ] the turtles. Here's the other one, dude. If you get pickpocketed, like >> Yeah, >> you're a loser.
>> It is your fault.
>> Yeah, 100%.
>> Everyone's always like, "Oh, like, yeah, Milan's great. Like, watch out for pickpocketers." I'm like, "Bro, >> if you get [ __ ] pickpocketed, like you are an idiot." That's a skill issue.
>> That's total skill issue. Like, how did you not It's not like they're insanely like crafty over there. Yeah. Yeah.
>> They just try to pick it.
>> This isn't a [ __ ] like video game.
Like this isn't Assassin's Creed where like >> some dude is like hiding in the shadows and like you can't see him cuz he's like >> shielded by three or four people.
>> Yeah.
>> Like literally if you have to check your phone like stand with your back against the wall so people can't [ __ ] take [ __ ] from your pockets. It's like >> Yeah. I'm every time I'm there I just like keep my hand I just always am checking.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean?
>> Mhm.
>> I'm always just like keep my hand in my pocket.
>> That's like what I got. What? Phone and wallet. Like that's all I [ __ ] have.
Like >> Yeah. It's not.
>> I guess like if you were a girl and it was in your purse, I could steal some [ __ ] from my purse. That'd be pretty easy.
>> You think? You think you got nimble hands like that?
>> Well, they'd be like this. You go to the back of them and be like I do it all the time in like stores and [ __ ] >> I do it all the time like Victoria's Secret and stuff.
>> I do it like all the time in OC. Like I'm just like [ __ ] pickpocketing chicks.
>> I just rob hell of women.
>> Um, also over there some place you have to pay to use the bathroom. Seriously?
>> Like they have like a barricaded like >> entry system.
>> Oh.
>> To just use the bathroom. I'm in like a public mall in Germany and I'm like I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
I run to the bath and there's like a line and people like swiping their cards and I'm like the [ __ ] >> Whoa. I'm just going to like [ __ ] on the ground now. Like [ __ ] the hell.
>> Interesting.
>> It's very American actually of you.
>> Okay. Out of all your your international travels, is that your is that your favorite?
>> What? Not Italy.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Also, yeah. Where did you go?
>> Oh yeah. Give us your location.
>> Went to Rome, Florence, Milan, Barcelona, and Frankfurt, Germany. Okay.
>> Um, actually, I think I ranked them.
>> Oh, nice.
>> You got to go look at your rankings.
>> Florence.
>> Okay.
>> Number one.
>> One.
>> Yeah. Just like less touristy.
>> Good things. I was supposed to fly there once and I got sick and I couldn't go.
>> Father. So, you were supposed to have like a Europe trip and you just like didn't go?
>> Yeah. I got hella sick and didn't go.
>> You didn't like rebook?
>> No.
>> My mom was hella mad. I was like 18.
>> Are you illiterate? You don't read book?
Good.
>> Oh, sorry. That took me a sec. You don't read books.
>> Good one. Brandon snaps for Brandon.
>> Um, >> I can't snap very well.
>> I read book.
>> Nope.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Nope.
>> Florence number one. Rome number two.
>> Oh, >> great great history there.
>> I thought the Italies were going to be lower.
>> No, >> cuz he's talked a lot of [ __ ] on Italy.
>> He has.
>> Well, no, that that was all Europe in general.
>> Oh, okay. I guess I guess you're right.
Right.
>> Yeah. But um >> No, [ __ ] yeah.
>> Rome, the coliseum is sick. like Julius Caesar like goat, you know, texting my brother. I'm like, bro, like where should I go? He's like got you got to go to Julius Caesar's grave.
>> So he went to Julius Caesar's grave.
>> He's like, "Leave flowers there." You didn't actually say that, but people leave flowers like at his statue.
>> Really?
>> I know. He was like a dictator, though.
>> Oh, what did Julius Caesar do? He he made the salad.
>> Yeah, he made the the orange Julius from Dairy Queen.
>> Yeah, >> he made the orange Julius and the Caesar salad.
>> Yeah.
>> Yo, I see why people [ __ ] with him. He must have been tough.
>> Must have been lit.
>> Anyway, what did he He was the Italian dictator.
>> He was the like emperor of Rome.
>> Oh, that's right. They were like a powerhouse at one point.
>> They were big. Yeah. Mitochondria out there.
>> Yeah. They were like mitochondria of the world.
>> Yeah. Damn. But now they're like not very They don't have much of a military presence, do they?
>> Rome, Italy.
>> I don't know. They got nukes over there.
>> He's not running [ __ ] I know that.
>> Julius. Julius. Yeah, he's not. Brian's like, "I just checked. He's still He's still in that grave.
>> He's still dead."
>> Yeah.
>> But uh you know, they say Julius sees her, but does Julius hear her?
>> Does Julius understand her? Does Julius ask her questions?
>> Probably.
>> That's probably why they murdered him.
>> He wasn't feminist enough.
>> Julius Caesar was not ahead of his time.
>> Yeah, he was a misogynist.
>> Take him out.
>> He's not ahead of his time. What was it?
>> Fifth century AD. Like, God forbid. He's like, "Guys, women should be able to vote. That's why they killed him." Yeah. Like, >> yeah. Yeah. It's a march dad.
>> Maybe he was hella progressive and that's why they took him out, >> right?
>> Maybe Julius did see her and hear her.
>> He was seeing too much.
>> Saying too much.
>> Julius Ser.
>> It's the Ohio State quarterback. Sorry.
Julius Ser.
>> His name is Julian saying. Okay. Great.
>> Great. Awesome.
>> Uh, Florence, Rome, Barcelona 3.
>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like San Diego.
>> He said what he [ __ ] said, >> but also just like architecture. Really cool. Gaudy. You know Gaudy?
>> We've said that word a few times tonight.
>> You know him?
>> I mean I mean Oh, >> Anthony Gaudy.
>> No. Who's that?
>> He's a like architect.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah.
>> I know that guy. I know that Frank Lloyd Wright guy. He's >> He's tough. American.
>> He's tough, too. I have a couple of his books.
>> I thought gouty meant like to >> It does. Different spelling.
>> Oh, well is how you say that word.
>> Yeah. But it's actually a common misconception that people think that word came from him. Like they're like cuz his architecture is super like gody and super like godly.
>> I was about to ask.
>> Yeah. It's very like out there, >> but it's not >> eclectic and whatnot.
>> People thought that word was cuz because of him. Just a coincidence. Like people were using gody before. His name was like gaudy and [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Maybe they named him after the saying.
>> Yeah. His parents last name last name >> different in Spain. So >> it's like it's like China with Yao.
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> All right, so uh that leaves >> Frankfurt and Milan.
>> Milan last.
>> Yeah, Frankfurt's fourth, dude. Milan overrated as [ __ ] Like, and that city, honestly, dude, it's just fly city over there. Like, >> oh, really, >> dude. I'm riding my bike. I look down at my shirt, I have like [ __ ] dots, black dots over my chest. I'm just like biking through flies. Like I'm like a car windshield.
>> Be super honest. Did you make that joke to anybody? Were Did you Were you ever just like, "What is this fly?" [ __ ] fly city.
>> Yeah. To the Italians. I'm like, "Yo, what is this fly city?"
>> What is this? A fly city?
>> Yo, Brian Baker.
>> Okay.
>> He's doing the joke.
>> You're the Tik Tok guy.
>> Okay, that's Spanish.
>> Okay. What's what in Italian?
>> Italian and Spanish are like the same [ __ ] aren't they?
>> Of course. I don't know.
>> Yeah. See, there you go.
>> Um, all I know is how to say welcome to the Middle Spoon podcast. Now, >> podcast, >> but yeah, you really just spam gracier and like ciao. Okay.
>> Prago. PGO means like anything apparently. It's like kind of um >> John.
>> John.
>> John.
>> It's like John in Philly.
>> Yo, this John.
>> Yo, this John.
>> Oh, okay. Okay.
>> I wasn't.
>> That's their That's their John. It's just Prago.
>> How do you And does it also mean that you're pregnant? Like would you be like, "Oh, she's Prago."
>> "Oh, she's Prago." No, not really.
>> No, not you think >> they got a different word for that.
>> Yeah, I would assume so.
>> I don't speak Italian, but >> there's like a flaw in their little system over there.
>> Okay. And last couple takes >> Empire fell >> real quick. That's why.
>> Yeah, >> dude. They got a hell of Five Guys over there. Like Five Guys is everywhere.
>> This feels like a setup for >> No, you guys set this up to [ __ ] with me to see if I would fall for it, right?
>> I have no I have no idea what he's talking about.
>> The rest the burger restaurant. Five Guys.
>> You might just be dead ass.
>> Are you serious?
>> Yeah, there's there's Five Guys everywhere. I'm not [ __ ] around.
>> Do they like it over there?
>> Yeah, apparently it's >> clearly doing well.
>> It's everywhere. Every country I went to, there's five guys like a two-minute walk from where I was staying.
>> How do you say? Oh, sinko guys.
>> Spanish.
>> Spanish in an Italian accent.
>> Oh, sinko guys.
>> You want to have a sinko sinko guys?
>> Americano.
>> He only said sinko. He said cro guys.
>> Spanish and English.
>> Spanish and English in an Italian.
>> I think it's like I think not not to be like race. I think I think five is chinku. Chinq. [ __ ] Whoa. What' you call me? Chinq. Whoa. Chinu guys.
>> Whoa.
>> Do you think over there if they're going to get burgers, they say like, "Oh, we should do American tonight."
>> I would be like, "Oh, let's get Italian.
We should do chinko guys."
>> Bro, when I was little, we went to Hong Kong, which isn't Europe. But my dad was like, >> "Bro, like Chinese food again?" I'm like, "Dog, that's just food here."
Like, >> that's normal food.
chinqati.
>> See, >> in Hong Kong just hella panda expresses and [ __ ] then >> it's like >> Yeah.
>> knockoffs like off brandand panda.
>> It's like panda fast. Panda quick.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Quicky panda.
>> They all have Panda in the name.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Perfect. Golden Panda.
>> The last take is just uh >> I get why they don't tip over there. The service [ __ ] sucks. Like oh is it actually bad, >> dude? Like, holy [ __ ] Can I get the [ __ ] check? Like, >> damn. Like, oh my god. Oh, so annoying. I'm I literally There was times where I finished my dinner and I'm sitting there for like 30 minutes like trying to like hail a [ __ ] person. Be like, >> "Yeah, >> yo, check please."
>> Yeah.
>> I forget how you say it now. It's uh what >> C wordtovore.
It is kind of interesting here how that's like we I had bad service like a couple weeks ago like to the point where they were kind of forgetting that we were at the table.
>> Yeah.
>> And our answer was like we're gonna tip like 18%.
>> We should tip like as opposed to 20 tip them 18. Give like $5.
>> Give them like Yeah. Like realistically.
>> Yeah.
>> You had bad service.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't have T-Mobile.
>> Bro looks the camera.
>> Why they never comments? why they never laugh at the Asian guy. Maybe because his jokes are [ __ ] he's he's he's tough as he's just pandering to brands and trying to get deals.
>> Um but yeah, that was Europe. That was all the bad parts. The good part is they're actually like I love it there.
Like I probably want to live in Italy eventually.
>> It's just not fun. I [ __ ] hated everything about their culture.
>> It's just not fun to talk about the good [ __ ] >> Yeah. You know, cuz like what just >> What was your favorite part about going there?
>> Probably just walking around at night listening to the Call Me by Your Name soundtrack. Did you actually turn your speaker out?
>> Ladies, my DMs are open.
>> He just had Sof John ripping in the ear in the headphones.
>> Sufian.
>> Is that how you say it?
>> Suf John Stevens.
>> S John.
>> Yeah. Surf John Stevens.
>> Yeah. Surf John.
>> But that No, that ironically was the best. Walking around at night and like the the lights they have like a yellow glow.
>> Yellow.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. They have like a branding glow to them.
>> A what?
>> A Brandon glow.
>> Branding.
>> Brandon. Brandon.
>> Oh, because he's Asian.
It's really good. Really good.
>> Um, but yeah, welcome. Uh, good good to be back. Super uh, super tired. Just got off the [ __ ] >> PJ PJ lift hands here >> after like 15 apperal spritzes and [ __ ] Like I'm just >> I'm off it.
>> Uhhuh. For sure.
>> I'm off that apperal for sure.
>> So, we finally we got Brian back.
>> So, what did you guys do while I was gone?
>> We made hella inside jokes.
>> Wait till I get back.
>> Well, yeah. We kind of just sat around.
No, last weekend Brandon and I went to um yacht Pilates.
>> Yeah, we went to Pilates on a yacht.
>> Potties. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> So, that was interesting. We got invited to that and >> I mean I do Pilates every once in a while. I've done it like three times ever >> but and I'm horrible at it, >> but we got that invite. You take a little you take a yacht for about I mean you can you I could have we could have swam to the platform. Not exact not exaggerating, >> but like you do they had to get 60 people. They just undock you and then you just sit. Yeah.
>> You undock and then the boat sp like spins.
>> Turns and then it just parked right there.
>> It took more time for the boat to turn let it for it to move 50 ft >> literally.
>> Sorry. 50 m >> but the Pilates was fun and then like >> I didn't know.
>> I get it.
>> Craziest part about Okay, at one point Mariah was leading it which is like our friend's girlfriend and she starts like having us do like a jumping. It was like a cardio section. We're doing jumping >> and this the whole thing starts like shaking and the lady running it's like she's talking about she's like stop.
>> Yeah. Like we're making [ __ ] tidal waves in the Newport Harbor >> and the boats are supposed to shake like >> No, no, no. We're not on a boat at this point.
>> I started Yeah. We're on the platform.
>> They built this man-made like >> like a barge.
>> Yes. I started I was doing jumping jacks. I started getting double jumped like on a trampoline.
>> I was flying.
>> Yeah.
>> But um afterwards they have these like shopping setup on the barge like around the thing. It's the most Newport [ __ ] ever, right?
>> And one of the stations was a peptide show.
>> Oh, yep.
>> You get you go, >> [ __ ] I can't believe I missed it.
>> I know. And so, >> it was the skin one, GHB glow or so they call there's a name. Dino's like, Brennan, I just got a peptide shot. I'm like, >> what?
>> What?
>> Like that's like >> the girls were going over the peptide.
Sure.
>> Taking needles. Shar. They were using the same one. They're sharing needles.
>> I'm just kidding. Sharing needles. But in the same way that she would be like, "Oh yeah, I just got a coffee." She's like, "Oh yeah, I just got a shot of a peptide shot." I'm like, "Oh, okay." She started seizing up by the end of the day.
>> Are some peptides like topical or is it all shots?
>> No, they're all topical nowadays.
Everybody's talking about them.
>> Okay.
>> Zinger. Um, no. But you can like take I mean there's like collagen peptides and [ __ ] you can like that are like powders.
>> Okay.
>> Is that right? Cuz I used to think cuz I remember I went to like I think an aloe event where they had like not the flex they had like a peptide like uh like section and I was like oh they're just going to like drip stuff on my face and was that what it was? Was it like >> I didn't go cuz I didn't know.
>> I think it's like injections.
>> They were giving girls shots.
>> There's probably some of I think there's just a bunch of different types of peptides, right?
>> Oh yeah. No, I'm not the authority on peptides.
>> We had to ask Clav.
>> We could ask Clav. We could ask Diana.
She's like, >> "Show."
>> She got it two days in a row.
>> Female looks maxer. Yeah.
>> She went back to that thing.
>> Yeah. Then she went back the next morning.
>> She's like, "I got it again."
>> She drove down to Newport again >> just for the pep shot.
>> Actually, actually went to the She went to Yacht Pilates the next day.
>> Yeah. Cuz she had already booked it and then it turned out that Grant got us a free invite.
>> Mhm.
>> Through Mariah. Cuz Mariah's >> Oh, so you guys Oh, so you guys went to a thing that regular normal people could go to and act like you got invited by like a sick brand. Okay, cool. Yeah.
[ __ ] losers. I was in [ __ ] Italy.
Suckers.
>> Suckers.
>> We were invited in the sixth grade.
>> We got invited to an event you could buy tickets for. Sick. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
>> That's how every event works.
>> No, we can't game. Oh, you got invited to a thing people could buy tickets for.
>> No, but you can't get in the Sarah Ve section like >> it's true.
>> Oh, so you're saying saying you want VIP exclusive oneonone?
>> No, that's we we're done talking about y'all Pilates anyway.
>> Yeah, it sounds like it's [ __ ] sucks.
Anyways, >> no, it was it was fun. We had a good time. But um >> let's talk let's talk movies.
>> Brandon or Brian and I both saw Devil Wars Prada 2.
>> Mhm.
>> I saw it in uh Florence.
>> Oh, that's sick.
>> I should have seen it in Milan.
>> How'd you understand the dialogue?
>> I know. That would have been sick, right?
>> That would have been sick.
>> Italian captions. They were pandering to us Americans over there.
>> Well, but it was in English, right? The movie.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> He understood it because there was Italian captions.
>> Yeah.
>> The movie was in English. Reading the Italian. reading the Italian cat.
>> I People have been hating on Devil War.
>> Is that what it was called?
>> See, see, >> I started watching Pro one last night.
>> I saw that on the flight. Yeah. Back >> whole time. I'm like, yo, >> I just watched a recap.
>> I watched that a bunch when I was a kid.
>> What happens? You grow up in a No. Who was in Entourage?
>> Vinnie Chase.
>> Adrien Griier.
Controversial.
>> Annaway's girl boyfriend in the first one. Oh, the the bum >> whole time. I'm like, wait, he's the boyfriend.
>> Is he a bum?
>> How does he become the villain?
>> Everyone says he's a bum sue chef.
>> Well, yeah. He like becomes the villain in the first one and he's nice at first.
I'm like, he's awesome. Why is he the villain?
>> Doesn't she like cheat on him?
>> D, just watch. Just watch. Wait, is >> he the villain?
>> Yeah, >> I don't think he's the villain. I think she becomes the bad person. Like, >> I don't know. I didn't get that far.
>> Okay. I was like halfway.
>> So that's why he moves to LA with his boys and then he starts acting.
>> Diana thinks he's the bad guy.
>> No, that's what Tik Tok was saying.
>> Okay. I was going to have a serious talk with her.
>> I have no I don't know the plot. I just heard people be like, "Well, why is Adrien Grenade mad? Cuz he was the bad guy in the first one." I was like, "Wow." I guess he >> No, he was. N he wasn't the bad guy. You You saw one number one >> so many times, but I haven't seen him in like 15 years. He's just like, if anything, she she becomes a version of herself that she doesn't like cuz she's like trying to like hustle and be like, >> "Oh, yeah." Then she leaves the job.
>> Yeah. She's trying to be like the fashion girly and like then she looks in the mirror, she's like, "Wait, I'm becoming like a monster." And then she goes back and apologizes to [ __ ] Vinnie Chase cuz she's like, "Yeah, I kind of lost my way."
>> Yeah.
>> You know, he's obviously doesn't end up with him cuz she >> and he's like, "I am Queens Boulevard."
>> I'm Queens Boulevard. Yo, drama. Let's go to LA.
>> You don't get that.
>> He's like, "Yo, baby bro." Like, "Fuck Anne Hathaway." Yo. And Turtle's like, >> "Yo, Vince, like, yo, Vince, that [ __ ] is crazy."
>> Vince like Anne Hathaway still doing it at 40. Yo, >> yo, like that. He's like, "Yo, Vince, go Nick. Yo, Vince, I got us a table at Carbone."
>> So, this is a New York thing.
>> Entourage.
>> Oh, yeah. And then E's like, "Oh, Vince, uh, I [ __ ] suck. I'm the worst character." Just kidding.
>> And Ari Gold's like, "Lloyd."
He's like, "And Hathway, >> I don't know."
>> He's like, "Lloyd, don't pick up the phones unless Anne Hathway's there for an emergency." Titty [ __ ] >> Who's Lloyd?
>> Brandon, basically. Gay Brandon and Entourage.
>> Oh, okay. Yeah.
>> I'm just >> I'm going to need to watch this show, I guess.
>> Um, >> yeah, you got to watch it.
>> What we talking about? Devil Rose 2.
Anyways, cats in it. People People hated Devil War 2.
>> People talked [ __ ] on it. I didn't hate it. Well, I thought it's not as good as one, but like it's fine.
>> No, but one's like a classic.
>> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They did the They're going for the cash grab like sequel thing.
>> But they did it well.
>> Oh, really? It's your It's a classic.
Name five devils.
>> Okay. Quinn Hughes, Jack Hughes, Martin Brodor.
>> Satan.
>> Switch gears there. Um, people said there was no plot to Devil War 2.
>> I don't know. I thought there was I think the >> every movie needs to be a cut and clear like there's a [ __ ] bad guy. You have to beat the uh like >> oh beat the beat the the the giant titan who's going to destroy Earth.
>> Oh, Grant wanted him to to fight uh Mr. Evil.
>> So Thanos is coming and he's wearing Prada.
>> Sorry.
>> All right, bro. Sorry that uh the Green Goblin didn't fly down with his death ray >> and Spider-Man wasn't there to kick his ass at the end.
>> Saying not every movie needs >> I I did like the movie. I'm not like a harsh movie critic. So >> yeah, I'm not either.
>> Um >> I think that's >> like I get what people I mean it's not like the the most scintillating movie.
Like it's kind of they just did the same thing as like one like >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> She comes and then she like ends up not staying. No way. She does stay. Yeah, she does stay. Never mind.
>> Stay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> She like helps him like not sell the company.
>> The best part was um >> Stanley Tucci getting his flowers >> from Mel Street.
>> That was big. It was big time.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm watching everyone was part of one and Diana's like, "You know what this is supposed to be about?" I'm like >> fashion or some [ __ ] >> magazine. She's like Vogue.
And I'm like, "Oh, are you serious?" She's like, "Yeah, this is supposed to be based off of Anna Winter."
I didn't know that at all.
>> I thought it was just a movie.
>> No, it's meant to be about Anna Wintor.
And then I was like, that's not very >> What the [ __ ] is Anna Winter?
>> She's dead.
>> The Winter. I hardly know her.
>> What's the Kanye line?
>> You're a Canadian boy.
>> With Anna Winter racing with an Rubric.
>> I told you [ __ ] This is more than the music.
>> I'll take your >> I'll take your word for it.
>> Anna Winter was the editor and chief of Vogue magazine.
>> She got a bob. She runs the mech gala.
>> Oh, the girl with the bob.
>> Sandy cheeks. But she like actually is >> Sandy Cheeks had a bob. Oh, she's with >> Oh, she's with Spongebob.
>> I was like, how did I know Sandy had a bob?
>> But she is the girl with the bob, right?
Other female listeners, >> what are you asking them?
>> Yeah, they're right.
>> They're going to tell me in the comments.
>> I'm looking I'm looking her up right now.
>> Right, ladies. You hear that one?
Ladies, you got >> So for the men listening, a Bob is um >> [ __ ] men.
>> For all you dumbass disgusting pigs listening, >> it Brian >> gross men who don't know [ __ ] haircuts.
>> Um >> Anna Wintor. Oh, she's tough. Yeah. Oh, she's the [ __ ] from Incredibles.
>> You know who I'm talking about.
>> Edna mode.
>> This is Edna Mode, bro. And they might have done Edna Modes like >> I don't believe they probably >> 100% bases after her.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, man. Wow.
>> Happy Mother's Day.
>> Dude, I had a really [ __ ] vivid dream last night.
>> Uh-huh.
>> That I hear this doorbell ringing at my house. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And I'm like, yo, what the [ __ ] is going on?
So, I get up in the middle of the night and I see that the door is unlocked and I lock the door every night. So, I'm like, why the [ __ ] is my door unlocked?
Apparently, like the neighbor came and like unlocked it cuz they had a master key. And Theo Vaughn is standing at my doorstep like, "Bro, like, let me in.
Like, please let me inside. Let me inside. Let me inside." I'm like, "Oh, what are you doing here?" And he was just like doing his Theo Vaughn thing, like being like completely like he's like, "Man, when I got to say it, I just write it down."
>> He's doing his jokes. Yeah. He's just like He's like, "I love Filipinos, man."
Like he's >> Oh, Bubby.
Oh, Bubby.
>> Did you let him in?
>> He's doing his [ __ ] outside. Uh, I think I let him in. And >> I would let Theo Von in.
>> Yeah, I think it was like a like a sinner's thing. Like I had to invite him in like cuz he was like a vampire, but he wasn't a vampire.
>> It was just Theo Von.
>> Well, that's a big Theo Von thing, too.
Everyone says he's a vampire. No, you you have to invite them.
>> I think that's like a everything thing.
Like if someone wants to come in your house, you have to like invite them in.
>> I guess that's pretty normal.
>> They just like walk in.
>> No, but I I remember. Yeah, that's a good point. Actually, you can't just walk into people's houses.
>> You could, but it'd be kind of weird. I guess >> it's illegal.
>> Yeah, >> trespassing.
>> Anyways, I thought Theobon was here.
>> It was [ __ ] scary.
>> That was it.
>> Well, I I I had it. I just forgot to write it down in the morning. I He was like trying to piss or something and then like he I think he got He drank that water.
He like took it away before he was done drinking.
I think he like got into bed with me and Diana. I was just like cuddling and I was just like, "Oh, Bobby."
>> All right, that that part feels fake.
>> It might have been It might have been fake.
>> Oh, Bobby is just his snore.
>> Oh, yeah. I forgot >> movies. Uh the Michael Jackson movie.
>> The Michael Jackson movie.
>> Yeah, I haven't seen it. But >> wait, what about the button?
>> Let's talk about Let's talk about this movie that none of us have seen yet.
>> This is Marilyn Fooy Boys.
Yo, it's not not related to the movie.
It's related to what I've seen people say about the movie.
>> Okay. What have people said about the movie so far?
>> I've seen like multiple Tik Toks of people being like >> I've seen multiple Tik Toks, too.
>> All right. Thanks for like just throwing a bait in the middle of my like explanation. Like, can we ever get a clean take of anything?
>> I didn't not you, bro. Me.
>> What did you say?
>> Me and Grant this week go your boy who's [ __ ] insufferable and it's just us like doing jokes.
>> He Dude, what? He did two back toback as I was telling him a story like he he just ripped references and I was like do you want to hear my >> I'm literally trying to get I'm trying to get a clean intro and just like >> all right let's let's >> Michael Jackson he's like oh yeah I've seen a couple movies >> we'll go Brandon and I both Brandon and I both put our time out time mics down for 20 seconds >> the Michael Jackson movie I've seen Tik Toks of people being like has anyone who's seen Michael Jackson like live in person like still alive to like talk about it and I'm like He he died in 2009.
>> Yeah. Michael new Michael Jackson they think he's like Elvis Presley. Like >> even even Elvis died in like what the 70s or like >> Yeah.
>> people people were alive.
>> People are alive who've seen the Beatles.
>> Yeah. Michael Jackson died when I was in like the [ __ ] I think it was in like the seventh grade.
>> In 2009. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yankees won a World Series that year. I saw >> Is anyone alive who seen Derek Jeter play?
>> Was anyone around for LeBron James? And it wasn't just like one video. I saw like three or four videos. You're like, "Can anyone tell me about Michael Jackson? Like if you're still alive like like dude, just ask your like mom.
>> Just ask like a ask any like 35year-old."
>> Yeah. Like just call like your aunt.
>> Call your mom or dad and be like, "Yeah, what's it like?"
>> Yeah.
>> But yeah. Anyways, >> that's all I got.
>> Yeah. Can you give us a moonwalk real quick?
>> Uh there's not enough room here, >> right? Otherwise, you'd be able to.
>> Yeah. Actually think I might I used to be able to like I was practicing a while cuz like >> that's not like the craziest dance.
Well, when I was younger, I played um the Michael Jackson experience. It's like just dance but just Michael Jackson songs.
>> Okay.
>> And like I love Billy Jeans. Like Yeah.
>> That was a thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Are you serious?
>> Mhm.
>> It was like a game.
>> Yeah. On the Wii.
>> Get it on Really?
>> Yeah. Just Just Dance, but Michael Jackson.
>> I wasn't even a guitar. I was a rock band kid. You guys play rock band?
>> Yeah, I did.
>> I played Beatles Rock Band.
>> Really?
>> Which was only Beatles songs for Rock Band.
>> Grandpad would be like that was a thing.
I I would I was gonna but I don't want to sound too stupid. I mean, was it that popular? Is it that crazy that I don't know that?
>> I think it was just like me and my dad.
That was it.
>> Just you and the only two people who bought the game, >> honestly. Never heard of any >> two sales, you and your father.
>> Um, no, there's only one sale.
>> But you wouldn't have been able to play cuz you were banned from the Wii.
>> Why was Oh, yeah. No, just from Madden.
>> Oh, okay.
>> My mom let me play other games.
>> You don't hit the You don't hit the crotch grab, right? And and Michael Jackson, you throw your Wii remote.
[ __ ] [ __ ] Damn it, mom.
>> Um, so, uh, >> see what else we have here.
>> I have a I have a bit. Can I do a bit, Brian? That was a good story, actually.
>> And then we have Spirit Airlines and Red or Blue Button, by the way.
>> Okay, great. Uh, this might get cut, but this is Frank Sinatra. So much confidence in the beginning of your cut this one.
>> But, but but Brian cut this joke.
>> That's my producer tag. editor tag for when I cut Brennan's bad jokes.
Yeah, I cut this one.
>> Diana, come here.
>> Diana, yeah. Do you want to make a little guest appearance? Tell us about yacht Pilates. Diana, >> I'm sweating in the sports bra.
>> Diana, how are you feeling after your uh >> after your peptide shots?
>> I feel great. I think I'm going to sign up >> for more.
>> Yes, >> guys. We were getting injections on the Hey, Brian. Um, on the what was it called? Raft. The Pilates raft.
>> Yeah, the Pilates Island.
>> The Pilates Island. And Grant and Brandon were like so freaked out. This lady was literally just giving out like she just had needles. And was like, "Oh, yeah. You guys want um uh GHKCU and what was the other one?"
>> Oh, there >> there was two. Okay. It's like if you want oat milk or like whole milk.
>> Oh, you never know. There were options.
You could have done GHKU, which is like the glow >> peptide. Um, glutathione, which is I think it's for recovery. And then the last one she had was NAD and B12.
>> Oh, that's my favorite. I like how she makes us sound like the crazy ones.
Brandon Grant thought it was so weird that people were getting stabbed with a needle on this boat. They weren't even sanitizing the needle. It was just freaking >> I had attention on that for sure. But I think it was fine.
>> I can see why you would have attention on >> I was a little I was like, "Wait, you're just like she would like come up and she'd be like, "Okay, which one do you want?" And then, "Okay, great." And then inject them. So, I was a little like she's using like a different needle for each of us, right? Like I I was definitely a little nervous.
>> I also overheard her being like, "No, no, it's fine. I I have a doctorate."
And I was like, "If your doctor is having to like clarify that they have a doctorate."
>> Yeah. I didn't really understand like what she was like she was like a holistic I don't know.
>> Yeah, I know. How are you feeling though?
>> I feel good. Like that's why I'm saying if you want to sign up >> I feel like my eyes been twitching, sweating profusely.
>> Nauseous.
>> She's a doctorate of like education.
>> She just went to school for a long time for something else.
>> She's a doctorate of economics.
>> Have you guys talked about that?
>> Oh, the hunter virus. Whatever. Oh god.
>> Oh, we should talk Haunt.
>> Yeah, we should.
>> Talk.
>> Okay. Bye, Diana.
>> Bye, Diana.
>> All right.
>> Or should we say ciao?
>> Cuz Brian just got back from Europe.
>> She goes, why?
>> Where have you been? Die.
>> I mean, coming from you, it's like why?
>> Yeah, I guess.
>> No, that's fair.
>> She's like, don't you mean uh ciao? Is that I don't know. Chinese Asian. Yeah.
Anyways, do you guys feel um worried?
>> Yeah. How do you are you worried about the haunted virus, >> dude? Like, not at all. I don't know if that's like a >> I don't think I don't think so either.
Isn't it supposed to not transfer people to people?
>> Apparently.
>> All right, so we're good.
>> How did it spread then?
>> Mouse.
>> Someone [ __ ] a mouse.
>> We were at Chef Mickey's >> on a cruise.
>> [ __ ] And Brian was touching Minnie.
>> Damn right I was. Oh, so if you are in Italy, quarantine now. Stay inside.
Brian just spread that [ __ ] >> There's actually two cases confirmed in New Jersey.
>> Actually, >> not they they came in contact with people that had it. Not they have it.
>> Can I say something on it?
>> No. They came in contact with people that were on the cruise.
>> A bunch of people on the ship came back home to [ __ ] Irvine.
>> Yeah. But like again, I don't even think it's not like a Hands of Virus has like been around. It's not like a >> Yeah, it's not some new [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. I actually created it in a lab.
>> Oh, you were there, too? I don't know how to create viruses.
>> They were doing at the tier dress and be >> I started co Have I told you guys this?
>> No.
>> I started co >> ahead. Why?
>> Me and my roommates got CO like 3 months before CO was a thing.
>> How do you know that, >> bro? Cuz New Year's Eve, you know how that [ __ ] started in like March?
>> You just want to be different, bro.
>> No, bro. Trust me. You know how that [ __ ] started in like March of 2020?
>> Yeah.
>> Same Kobe. Um >> I think Kobe died.
>> Oh, well, here's the thing. I lived in my it was like what junior year of college or some [ __ ] for me and I was in in my apartment with my roommates Kyle and Max and we like would like use these rafts on this like pond. It was this gross pond in Boyisey that would get like ecoli every year and then we would just like they'd be like kind of wedge and we'd put them on our patio ecoli and like food.
>> Yeah. But it could get in water.
>> It's like it's like a man-made pond that doesn't have circulation and ducks like [ __ ] in it and then people get ecoli from it.
>> It's gross. Sorry. But then we would leave all this [ __ ] on our patio and then like rain water would get in it and we just never would like clean the patio out there and we went out there after it sat there for like four months and we're like it it just like rire out there and it was like this like [ __ ] growing in the rafts and then we all got we all got CO from it where exact same symptoms as CO and then that [ __ ] started. So, don't you think it might have just been like poisoning from the chemicals and the human feces that were in that pond?
>> The COVID chemicals, >> bro. You are not patient zero, bro.
>> Your boy who wants to be patient zero so bad. Patient zero.
>> You are not patient zero.
>> I think we started it.
>> People were saying they should like just like blow up the boat.
>> That was Yeah.
>> And I'm like, that's a little much a little bit of an overreaction. Why don't you just quarantine him for two weeks?
>> Blow blow him up.
[ __ ] >> Our taxpayer money would have to go for food. Just nuke them.
>> Wait, I love a nuke.
>> Nuke them. They're like 30 miles off off the land.
>> Kill millions of people.
>> Uh, also the guy who's on like the ship, he was like crying. I was like, "Bro, like it's going to be okay."
>> I didn't watch that [ __ ] >> I would be I would be worried.
>> He was like, "Well, no. Yeah, he's worried, but like >> bro, just swim."
>> No, like >> I saw Bro I saw Bro Crown him. I'm not listening to this [ __ ] yap search.
>> He's like, "We're people, too." I'm like, >> I did past it.
>> It was okay. Just stay there. Just quarantine.
>> Yeah, but bro, wouldn't you be I would be scared. They're telling you to like You're staying on this boat.
>> Yeah, I'd be pissed.
>> Get me off this. I want to go home.
>> Yeah, but >> I got a family to feed.
>> But there's a disease.
>> I don't know. You got piatties to go to.
I have to go to drenched OC Pilates.
What if haunt virus is on the Pilates yacht in Newport Beach?
>> Oh no, we're stuck here with [ __ ] >> 80 models.
>> We're stuck here with bikini brands.
>> My girlfriend and >> I have peptides to take.
>> Yeah, >> we have one of we have those.
>> We have hydration energy drinks and peptides as our only form of nutrition.
>> We just get [ __ ] shredded and beautiful.
>> We step off just glowing.
>> 3% body fat. Oh my god.
>> This is kind of like the red button blue button debate.
>> Yeah, >> a little bit. I don't know. Great transition, Brian.
>> All right, Brian, will you explain the red button blue button debate to us?
>> The red button versus blue button debate. Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red button or a blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who press the red button survive.
Which button would you press?
>> What happens if I press the red one?
>> You live.
>> You live. But you might >> Wait. No matter what, I live.
>> You might be part of everybody dying.
>> If you vote blue and under 50% vote blue, you're dead >> along with everybody else that press blue.
>> Yeah.
>> But if I press red, it's a guarantee.
>> It's a guaranteed.
>> But you also might kill a bunch of people. You might kill everyone that >> Yeah. You might be the reason why other people die >> because under 50%.
>> Bit of a train thing. What's that thing called?
>> Trolley. Trolley. problem.
>> Uh, not rich. Kind of different. But, okay, here's my thing. Okay, you can't like in this hypothetical, you can't like discuss with everyone before. It's a private vote. Private vote. Yeah, >> I'm just going to say >> that again.
>> I would everyone Wait, let me just read it.
>> Not to be the bad guy. I'm voting red.
>> Yeah, everyone votes like everyone's like, oh, if everyone votes blue, everyone's fine. If everyone votes red, everyone's fine.
>> The thing is, but like, you know, everyone's not going to vote red.
I'm voting.
>> Wait, wait. No, but if everyone gets the same instructions, if you press blue, you deserve to die.
>> I mean, I don't know if you deserve to die, >> brother. Red button guarantees survival for yourself.
>> You deserve to die. If you choose blue, you deserve to die. Like, actually, >> I'm clipping this out of context, making him sound like the Republican.
>> If you voted blue, I deserve to die.
Um, >> no, but like it's people that choose blue have like a hero complex, you know?
They're like, I'm doing this for like the greater good, like saving everyone.
>> Yeah, it's just such a risk.
>> Too big of a risk.
>> Too big of a risk. Why not guarantee your own survival? And if everyone wants to guarantee their own survival?
>> Yeah. Everyone just vote red.
>> Yeah. Theoretically, everyone that if everyone presses red, everyone lives.
But also, if everyone presses blue, everyone lives.
>> Yeah.
>> But red, there's no >> But blue, there's a caveat. Red is just you're good. M that would have connect that was a con. That's a big word.
>> Cavat caveat. Pilates.
>> Oh, like that little fish food.
>> Oh, >> caviatis where they serve you caviar on yachts and you do pilates.
>> What if I press >> What if I press red and 99% of people choose blue?
>> You still live. 99% of people. Oh, no.
Wait. Everyone lives.
>> Everyone lives.
>> Right. So, choose [ __ ] red.
>> Well, no matter what. No, cuz everyone then 70% of people are going to vote red or something and then a bunch of people die.
>> If you choose the option where there chance to live or die versus the option for a chance to live.
>> Yeah.
>> Choose the one to live.
>> But like I don't think people I feel bad.
>> I just think it's like logical.
>> Some blue [ __ ] are going to die.
>> Yeah.
>> Some of the bluers.
>> He'll be your boy who's a smurf sympathizer.
>> If you're a smurf, would you It's a dumb joke. So we're pressing You're pressing red.
>> Yeah, I'm pressing red. I think we're all pressing red.
>> I'm going blue.
This whole spiel is how everyone presses blue should die.
>> See, that was my reverse engineering trick.
>> Yeah. Smart. Smart.
>> Yeah.
>> I think Yeah. In the case of like your life, you got to be selfish. Like, think about your loved ones. Like, I don't want to die.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But then, [ __ ] What if my family picks blue and then they die?
>> That's on them.
>> Who's going to record Middle Spoon podcast if we're not here?
>> We're going to get Tino.
>> I don't know. Someone at Piotties.
>> Do you guys meet a sick ass [ __ ] Potties? Like, yeah. You're just like Brian.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> We're like, can you just do our pod with us?
>> Wait. Okay. Wait. I have a bit. This is based off of something from this weekend. Okay.
>> Okay.
>> This is uh Oh, [ __ ] This is POV. Like your friend who's not funny.
>> Hell yeah.
>> Uh yeah, I'll do the I guess chicken Caesar rap.
>> Oh, the Caesar rap. Was Julius Caesar a rap artist?
>> That's what I'm saying.
>> Yeah, he was probably like, >> "First off, [ __ ] your [ __ ] and the click you claim."
>> It's just both of us are unfunny.
>> Sorry, I didn't get in here. Can't expect this. No, you just guys have to be laughing amongst yourselves and then I'm going to be like I'm just going to say some like just like unfunny [ __ ] Okay, good.
>> Yeah, I'll do the chicken Caesar rap.
Caesar rap. Does uh does chicken hear her rap though?
>> Like Megan the Stallion. Does he hear her rap?
>> Yeah. Yeah. What? Megan the Stallion.
What does it have like a [ __ ] >> What?
>> You said Megan the Stallion like [ __ ] >> Yeah, I know. She has a song that Yeah.
>> There's some in this >> What's the joke?
>> Okay.
>> Um Yeah.
>> Yeah. I'll just I'm going to get the I'll get the burger.
>> Burger? I hardly know her.
>> Yeah. Type [ __ ] >> Yeah. Like, dude, say cheese. Like, I'm smiling.
>> Well, just cuz there's cheese on the burger.
>> Yeah. Good one, dude. And I'll do a side of the the French fries. French fries.
That's like when We Wi gets cooked on defense cuz he French.
>> Yeah, dude. He's like, "Oh my god." Like I literally can't even millennial ass. I literally can't even.
>> Bro, I'm not going to lie. I experienced that this weekend where you kept trying to make jokes and no one laugh.
>> I experienced somebody doing that. And I was like, bro, like this is bad.
>> It is tough when you meet someone and you can tell they're like truly trying to be funny and then they're uh they're not. Like I might bleep his name, but remember when was at >> party? Mhm. Mhm. I feel like he was trying to be so funny and I was like, "Dude, it's just not landing."
>> Yeah, >> I get that you're like really funny and on like online, but it's just not landing.
>> Yeah, I didn't really get anything he was saying. He was just kind of high.
>> Got it.
>> I've heard that name, but I don't know who he is.
>> It's okay.
Anyways, um >> I have a POV.
>> Yeah, go.
>> Okay.
>> All right. Um >> and then I have a question to ask you guys.
>> Okay. POV. I'm a horse that you guys are leading to water. Okay.
Nay.
All right. All right. Brian the horse.
Come here. Come here. Drink some water.
Nay. Came all the way here. Here's some water. Drink the water, Brian.
>> What is that? Water.
>> Just water. You can drink it. You need water to live.
>> Do you guys have any meth?
>> Excuse me?
>> No.
>> Meth? Methamphetamine?
>> No, we're not.
>> No, we brought you to water, though.
>> It's just water. All you need to live is scared of hay and water.
>> Just drink the water. Here you go.
>> Come on.
>> Uh, I really prefer some meth.
>> We horses don't do math.
>> What horses do you know?
>> You Well, I guess just you. You're our only horse. Secretariat. Seab biscuit.
Renee.
>> Can you just drink the water? Just have water. We brought you all the way here.
Led you all the way here.
>> No.
Why do you speak English and make horse noises >> and smoke meth?
>> Yeah. What kind of horse? It's bro Bojack horsemen.
That's the bit jazz.
>> That's awesome.
>> That was really good. It was really good.
>> I wrote that in my notes, but I was I was also just like I don't know how I thought of it. I was like leading a horse to water, but he prefers meth.
>> That's good. All right. I have a uh go >> I have a question for you guys.
>> Mhm.
If you were sent back in time to September 4th, 2001, but you're your current age that you are right now with your current resources, money, and everything, connections, stuff like that. Could you stop 9/11?
One week.
You have one week >> or do you think you get thrown in jail?
Yeah, it's tough cuz I my first thought is just like call the towers and like hella bomb threats. Like guys, >> I'm I'm bringing a bomb. Like I'm But then like I'd probably go to jail.
>> No, but you could be like, "Yo, stop the trolley problem."
>> We got so many trolley problems today.
>> Go to jail or prevent 9/11. Oh, >> [ __ ] I don't want to go.
>> Guess you got to go to jail.
>> No, but you don't have to be the one to call the bomb threat.
>> You might call the bomb threat. They find you, put you in jail, and then they start like, "Oh, we're good. We got him." No, but like you could be like, "Yo, I I know that there's going to be a bomb.
Like please, like I overheard people talking. Like I don't know. Like you please just like you have to get people out of there."
>> Dude, I would I [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that.
I'm warning them. I think I'd like Liam Niss in it where I'd be like cuz you can We know who those guys were now, right?
Like >> do we still have our phone to Google like the the >> Yeah. Do I have TikTok to be like, "Yo guys, I'm going live today. Stop 911."
Not even not that, but like >> as like right now I'm put back with like my current knowledge or can I learn stuff about 911 that like >> you're going right back right now.
>> You're going September 4th and I'll let you can use um >> like three Google searches >> you have you have a week but no I said you have your current resources and everything so sure you have your phone and you can >> but I guess before you go before you go you can prepare.
>> All right. If I gave you 30 minutes of warm-up time before I send you back, could you Well, you can do all the research you want. You think you'd be good? All you have to do is figure out who they were and like I guess what gate they were at. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. You have to find out Yeah. what they look like, what gate they entered through, and then just like go there, wait to the gate, and then just like cause a ride like this guy's going to [ __ ] blow up the towers.
>> Yeah.
>> Or you just they think I'm crazy.
>> Just kill them.
>> Just kill people. Yeah. It's kind of hard.
>> Yeah. like search this guy.
>> This guy TSA wasn't a thing back then.
>> Yeah, they were just That was That's crazy. So wild. Like go ahead.
>> You used to just go to the airport and like just get on a plane.
>> Get on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that's what I do. Like get on my PJ.
They don't check my [ __ ] type [ __ ] Yeah.
>> Would you guys kill baby Hitler?
>> I'd probably [ __ ] him.
>> All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching.
>> Like five more minutes.
>> Uh I would kill people. Yeah, why not?
>> Not the no. Wrong. Just incorrect answer.
>> That wasn't an option. It was yes or no.
Would you kill baby Hitler? I will ask you again. Would you kill baby Hitler?
>> I don't think I could bring myself to do it.
>> Oh. Oh, >> you're such a good guy.
>> You don't kill babies.
>> Can you actually kill a baby? Like, you'd save millions by killing that little guy. Okay. Trolley problem. Like, did you think he had the mustaches?
>> How would you identify the baby? Oh, it's the one with mustache.
>> That's what I'm saying. You're in the the hospital. They're lined up. It's just babies and then there's one with a little mustache in there. He's got his little hat on. His parents I'm like, "Oh, is this is this uh >> they're like I baby Adon?"
>> Yeah, it's him. Yeah.
>> All the other babies are naked. He's in a full Nazi uniform.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Probably the one in the Gustapo uniform.
>> Baby Adolf.
>> Yeah, that's him.
>> Why the [ __ ] you name your son Adolf?
Serious.
>> Probably a tough name.
>> Why has that name gone down in in popularity? I feel like there was a time where it actually spiked recently.
>> Well, it's probably kind of a buy low scenario because it's obviously super beat down.
>> You're doing couch [ __ ] name.
>> What if I want my son to like transcend Adolf Hitler? Let's run him Adolf. So hoping that like one day he'll be the >> Oh, it's like >> that's Oh, that's the word. Trying to reclaim it.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. No, you're right. Take the hate out of it.
>> Yeah, you're right.
>> Okay. Okay. Interesting thing to say on our podcast, >> but Okay.
>> Is that not what people do?
>> No, you're right. You're right.
>> No, you're right. And it would be good if if there off guard.
>> Like if if if here hear me out. If Justin Bieber's name was Adolf Bieber, would would it now at this point be like, "Oh, like Adolf's a cool name."
And like it's there's not there's a there's not a bad connotation.
>> Let's test it out.
>> Do you think Justin Bieber is talented enough to transcend like his name being Adolf Bieber? Like >> Well, let's let's test it out. Okay.
>> Cuz like stage names, it is important, but like he does make some good ass songs.
>> Exactly. And he's so hot.
>> Yeah, he's super hot.
>> I think he would. Or what if even just like if you take an activist?
>> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
What? What if you took like a Sinach Nacho loves this part of this podcast?
>> What if What if like you think the best person in the world like Jane Goodall for everyone that doesn't know, everyone should know, but she was the the the animal rights animal rights activist and she like helped a bunch of chimps go back into the wild.
>> The best person in the world.
>> Best person in the world.
>> What if her name was Adolf Goodall?
>> Let's Let's test out the Justin Bieber.
Hold on.
Wait, >> tonight I want to kill some juice.
>> Tonight I want to kill some Jews.
>> Yeah, I don't know.
>> We're going to party like it's 1939.
>> I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.
>> That's pretty ominous.
>> Wow. Wait, did we just create a new conspiracy theory?
>> Justin Bieber is reincarnated Adolf Fitler and that's why he's singing for Palanteer executives.
>> Let's talk about >> We'll see you guys next week, >> guys. Thanks so much for watching.
>> That happened.
>> Yeah. Can we actually talk about that really fast before we go? Justin Bieber performed like last night or the night before for Pal Palunteer executives at a party. So they probably paid him a million dollars, maybe more.
>> And he's singing for the company that is funding Israel and funding ICE deportations and whatever else Palanteer does a horrible company. And Justin Bieber is singing for their executives.
My problem with it is he just got paid what $10 million for Coachella.
>> He's probably good on that, >> bro. Be's tight for money right now.
He's stra for cash.
>> Oh, he was texting us. He was like, "Bro, like >> Oh, he asked me to ven him."
>> I just donated all my 10 million to charity.
>> Oh, that's right.
>> Cuz I'm such a great guy.
>> Donated it to Palunteer.
>> He's doing He's getting It's a taxree right now.
>> Pay him a million. He just gives it right back.
>> Y'all can have it.
>> This one's on me.
>> He's Canadian. Maybe he doesn't get >> You know what? Here go two more for y'all.
>> LeBron James quote for y'all.
>> He doesn't know He doesn't know American politics. He's Canadian.
>> That's right. Maybe he's just like, "Oh, some company wants to pay me money."
>> Actually, he's an American citizen now.
He married.
>> But you think Haley Road probably knew >> Haley Road.
>> Haley RH him.
>> Haley Road.
>> Haley Road Bieber. Isn't that her name?
>> Am I tripping?
>> Road is our company. Haley Baldwin.
>> Her middle name is Road.
>> Is it?
>> Yeah. That's why her >> I thought it just sounded >> I think that's why you're coming right is that >> what's your middle name?
>> Road's a dumbass name. Sorry.
>> Guess my middle name.
>> Dumbass middle name.
>> Guess my middle name. Brandon.
>> Uh.
>> Yeah, it's after a middle name. Good job, Grant.
>> Thank you. I know women. I love women.
>> Grant Broom Hilda. Broomhilda. Hildy.
>> Yeah. Fun fact, I share a name with the German slave in Django. Django's wife, Broomhilda. They call her Hildy.
>> That's why you were named that. That's why they named my last name that. Um, >> wait, wait. Let me guess. Let me guess.
Let me guess.
>> It's a place. It's a city.
>> Oh, Newport Beach.
>> Grant Beach. Hildy.
>> It's a city in which I may be from.
>> Oh, witchah.
>> Or where I was born, not where I grew up.
>> Grant Maraago Hildy.
>> No.
>> No.
Think of a city that named >> Oh, Grant Trump Hildy, >> bro. Think of a city that you lived in for a bit.
>> Grand New York City.
>> Grand New York City.
>> Hildy.
>> Yep.
>> Austin.
>> Austin. Uh, >> Grand Austin.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, Grand Austin. That was a nice roll to it, >> doesn't it?
>> Grand Austin Hildy. It's got a good flow.
>> That's so sick.
>> Brian William Baker.
>> Do your Austin Butler impersonation?
>> I don't have a You want me to do the Elvis one?
>> That was good. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. No, I liked playing them.
>> That's actually so good.
>> That actually is That's a better than most my impressions cuz I'm usually bad at impressions. Hey, what if Austin Butler was from New York?
>> I'm from New York.
>> Do I do Elvis New York?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.
>> No, that was I'm Austin over here.
>> Thank you so much.
>> I played Elvis.
>> That was episode nine over here.
>> No. See you guys.
>> I played Elvis in uh the Elvis movie.
>> I was Elvis. I'm uh Dogfish.
>> And I was on YouTube uh the Disney Channel Dogfish.
>> Dogfish. Zoe101 was on Nickelodeon.
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