Night Stream - Lewis Schaffer: Uncooked - FRIDAY 22nd May 2026 - 337th Day

Added: 2026-05-26

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[00:11:09]>> Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, everyone.

[00:11:14]Hello, everyone.

[00:11:17]Hello, Lou. Lou is Shaffer's here. Lou is Shaffer's back. Where was I? I'll tell you where I was.

[00:11:23]I was with Cressida and Cressida's dad and stepmom. It was lovely. It was absolutely lovely. Oh, look at how busy it is today. Daz is here. welcome Daz.

[00:11:34]Andy is here. Welcome Andy.

[00:11:37]Is here. Let's see who else we have. We have a leader elixir is here. Okay, welcome. Welcome.

[00:11:44]And there's beautiful beautiful beautiful Shortel is here.

[00:11:48]And there is Shortel Shortel Shortel. Vath and I is here. Vath and I is here. And the Judals beautiful beautiful beautiful Judals.

[00:12:02]And Shortel can see me. Fantastic. You can see me. I'm a bit them I'm a bit I'm I'm not doing that great. I'm not doing that great. I'm worried. I'm worried.

[00:12:13]I'm worried. But it's nice talking to some real English people. Cressida is dead. And Cressida was lovely.

[00:12:19]And so that's all good. You girls don't worry about it. You just can still love Louis Theroux and I will still love you.

[00:12:25]Um Keith Bexley is here.

[00:12:28]Is here. What's wrong Louis? You look okay. I probably do look okay. I'm my eyes I can't keep my eyes open.

[00:12:34]Um I I was up in Crystal Palace which is about 6 miles away.

[00:12:39]And I I I rented I rented a scooter and I took a scooter back.

[00:12:45]Cuz I didn't want to wait for the bus.

[00:12:48]Even though I would have been I would have made it in time. It was so I don't know. I just got a bit a bit greedy. I don't know with the time. I'm that's that's everything that's okay. Cressida is great. She's doing really great.

[00:13:00]She is doing really great. She is very pleasant to be with Cressida.

[00:13:05]And uh And she's nice to me now. I mean she wasn't though. She was somewhat nice to me but she was I mean she's not I mean she's always nice to me. I can't tell.

[00:13:18]So I was using a scooter. Yeah, I used a scooter. It only only cost 4 pounds to go 6 miles. It cost 4 pounds 40.

[00:13:30]But it's good driving through Dulwich, driving through Crystal Palace. It It's like an experience. I realized that I have not left the house that much. Corsi is here.

[00:13:41]Did Did I offer a Big Bird a lift on a scooter?

[00:13:46]I don't know. No, I did I didn't. I don't know why that what that means.

[00:13:50]Um you need to relax more, Lewis. Not let Not take life too seriously. That is probably true. I would have to agree with that. Short tail, not good for your health. Laugh more. I think you're probably right.

[00:14:05]Is Judal saying hello to everybody?

[00:14:07]Saying hello to short tail, Scott and Andy and Vat and I saying hello to short tail.

[00:14:15]And I have it and I switched my phone. I now have a red phone. I got I got two of the same phones because I they broke on within a week apart of it. And then I went out today and I bought some some earphones, which I hope I haven't lost. I bet I've lost. I bet they fell off of me.

[00:14:34]I bet they fell off. Anyway, um short tail's waving hello to Judals with a with a heart and a rose and a wave. And there's Paul Yawud, "Hi Judals and crew." Jew Jew Jew She's calling calling Judals a Jew.

[00:14:53]A Jew.

[00:14:56]And it's good to see Daz. We haven't seen that much of Daz. So let's find out what Daz has been doing. And he could tell us what we've what we're doing. I mean, this is the big big weekend.

[00:15:08]I I had to walk past the gala festival in Peckham Rye Park.

[00:15:14]And there were maybe 15 heavy-duty security vans there outside.

[00:15:21]Outside. Why were they there? I don't know. It It is is I didn't think it was a dangerous event, but now I do. When there are 15, and maybe there are four or eight individual coppers Met met office police. So, what is 15 * 8? That's about 15 * 8 is 120 heavy-duty security police.

[00:15:47]Alex says Alex is here. Shalom. Shalom.

[00:15:52]Shalom haver. Mash lamcha?

[00:15:55]Um Welcome to Welcome to the show, Alex.

[00:16:00]Alex is here.

[00:16:02]Alex is here.

[00:16:05]I'm going back to work tomorrow, Vadnai says. I've been off for 4 weeks. I can't remember what to do. You will when you get there. You'll remember what to do.

[00:16:15]You're at home, of course you can't remember what to do. But, congratulations to Vadnai.

[00:16:23]Alex points out that this is a Motorola.

[00:16:25]Can you see it's a Motorola?

[00:16:29]It's a good-looking phone, and it's been It's been work It worked, except that twice it fell out, and it's and it smashed my screen. And so, I replaced it, and then they were both smashed, so I thought I'll use that one. And then that one I I think I've had problems with me with my earphones.

[00:16:47]Possibly. It hasn't been working when I when I put my phone in my pocket, it does not work.

[00:16:54]And it should work if it's in your pocket. It's not It's just a pair of jeans.

[00:16:59]It's just a pair of jeans.

[00:17:02]Um Interesting. You won. Alita Elixir here.

[00:17:07]Were you quicker?

[00:17:10]Impr- You know what? I mean, considering I mean, back in the day we didn't have I remember seeing the first calculator cost $7,000 or something. Some huge amount of money.

[00:17:23]This is 50 years ago. It was like a supercomputer.

[00:17:26]Or maybe it was 700. It was one of those first Texas either a Texas Instrument. I don't know. What What is the What is the brand of those calculators? Does anybody remember?

[00:17:38]Basically, 120. Yep. Yeah.

[00:17:41]By what route? 8 8 * 15 is 80. The five is five * 8, which is 40, is is 120.

[00:17:56]Casio, yes.

[00:17:58]It could have been one of those Casio ones.

[00:18:02]Um It could have been a Texas Instrument ones. I don't remember. But yeah, Texas Instruments were early. It was pretty This is like I would say 1971.

[00:18:12]I was in school in 1971.

[00:18:15]Can you hear me, everybody? Is this loud enough for you to for you to hear me?

[00:18:19]I'm getting all relaxed. I shouldn't be this relaxed.

[00:18:22]I'm not going to scream at anybody. I'm not going to tell you you're horrible.

[00:18:25]You're not horrible. You're lovely.

[00:18:27]Cuddles is lovely. Darklands, yeah, Casio was my first calculator. I think it cost 700 pounds.

[00:18:34]So yeah, I am old. I am old.

[00:18:39]I'm old. Who's going to want to touch an old man like me?

[00:18:43]Who's going to want that?

[00:18:45]Texas Instrument sounds possible. I think they made the 555 chip.

[00:18:50]Possibly that's true.

[00:18:52]They were a huge company and now what you know, now they don't even have any shops, I don't think. I think they got one I saw a little documentary about them. They got one little one little part of us The guy bought some old stuff or something.

[00:19:11]You're You're off You're camping in the Andy. Why would you do that? At OU, I guess that's the Open University in the '90s, we used a calculator the size of a shoe box. Well, he his calculator was about this big. I don't know if you can see that. It's about that big.

[00:19:29]I've seen Panasonic. Well, I guess Panasonic doesn't exist.

[00:19:33]It It I don't think it's inevitable that all these businesses went out of business. I think I think there was some kind of planning going on. I mean, I don't believe in conspiracies like that. I'll be back in a second, guys.

[00:20:49]Okay.

[00:20:51]Uh curtain time. No, curtain time, yeah.

[00:20:54]Tandy seemed to major employer of guys with massive social problems, even bigger than me. Yeah, I think I Hold on a second. I think it's it's similar to see people who go work in CEX shops.

[00:21:07]Possibly. Hopefully, hasta pronto rather than adios.

[00:21:12]Well, we will see you soon. Is that what that means?

[00:21:15]No chair to inquire upon. I think when I leave the stream, I think more people come in to watch it. That's what I'm guessing.

[00:21:25]The more people watch it when there isn't such pressure to to talk about that. I mean, it's it's I'm really getting upset about this net migration has gone down or something. That's That's bull It's The most important thing is that we're letting in millions of people.

[00:21:41]Okay? Millions of people.

[00:21:45]Um Um let's see what Let's see what this says.

[00:21:56]Let me make sure I've got I've got there's no sound here. I just want to make sure we've got no sound.

[00:22:02]And what What else did I have to check?

[00:22:05]And there's no echo.

[00:22:06]There's a light.

[00:22:08]And uh Is there anything I'm missing? I just feel like I'm missing I'm missing something.

[00:22:17]I'm missing I am missing something.

[00:22:30]Um Yeah, and then that's There's that, too.

[00:22:36]Rose always says he She calls it industrial capitalism.

[00:22:41]We've had industrial capitalism over the last 100 150 years.

[00:22:45]Which had, you know, all the all the Marks and Spencers, all of the um Tescos, all of the uh the company, you know, you can't have you can't have a million companies making telephones or a million companies making um um computers. You can't You know, you got to have one or two.

[00:23:11]One or two. There we go.

[00:23:16]So Sorry.

[00:23:20]ZX was stolen as a name for a shop from my aunt.

[00:23:25]Okay.

[00:23:28]It was too small to copyright.

[00:23:30]Uh possibly.

[00:23:33]Net migration Okay.

[00:23:38]Um Net migration might be going down. Who's actually leaving and then coming in?

[00:23:45]And not exactly like like No, it's not, says Daz. It's not like for like, and that's really That's really really important.

[00:23:53]Who are those people that are coming in?

[00:23:55]And he's so proud that like, you know, that He's He's like obsessed with overpopulation.

[00:24:04]When the question isn't isn't overpopulation.

[00:24:08]In our village on the outskirts of Weston, Vatin I said, "When I was a kid, there was a Sony shop and a Panasonic shop. I got my first cassette recorder in the Sony shop in 1974.

[00:24:20]At the time, it felt so cool. We never had any Sony shops. Or pa- We didn't have shops like that. Do you guys I don't know if you're lucky. Whatever happened to those shops? They don't exist.

[00:24:31]Today, I was in Peterborough city civic city center. No offense, but the demographics of the seemingly half the world was everywhere. Yeah, it's happening to entire country. This is Corsi saying this.

[00:24:51]Okay. Oh.

[00:24:54]Well, the people leaving it are the ones who can afford it. the best people in the country. That's true.

[00:24:59]That's true, Judals.

[00:25:02]And are therefore quite affluent. The ones coming in are beggars. Well, they're not coming in and buying businesses. Or maybe they are. Or maybe they're starting businesses.

[00:25:12]The country is changing. It was really I was talking about this with just with the Cressida and her dad. It was really it was really really depressing.

[00:25:21]Equity people buy out other firms and merge them when they're established cash cows.

[00:25:28]Uh where economies of scale matters, innovative startups pop up with the leading edge edge of with the leading edge of tech and ideas.

[00:25:43]Uh Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm looking well.

[00:25:48]You know, maybe it's the sun. I've been it was been out in the sun a little bit.

[00:25:52]Eventually, you know, it it Well, if it was really depressing, let's talk about something else. Yes, maybe we should. We should talk about something else, Judals.

[00:26:02]You know, I mean, I just think it's it's interesting how Keir Starmer thinks he's he's done such a great job.

[00:26:09]You know, he's gotten British people to leave the country.

[00:26:13]That's basically what he's saying.

[00:26:15]Congratulations to Keir Starmer for getting British people to leave the country.

[00:26:21]He's done an amazing job as Prime Minister. Do you think that that's I should tweet that. That's basically what he's saying.

[00:26:31]More people are leaving.

[00:26:33]That's what he's saying.

[00:26:34]Congratulations.

[00:26:35]More people are leaving.

[00:26:37]I still want to know what the point of it all is. The left must have a long-term plan.

[00:26:42]This can't be bring them into our country because it's nice. They do believe that. They do believe they don't like they don't like the people that are here. They love foreigners because they love I don't know. This is my theory, Daz.

[00:26:57]Anybody have an idea of Daz asked a very important question. What is the point of it? What and how do they know? How is this happening all over whether it's Spain or France or Italy all over? It's all over. We're being totally totally inundated.

[00:27:13]Inundated. I'd like to think that I'm one of you people, but you know, yeah, I could see how you could say, you know, what is he doing here? He's not one of us, either. But I'm on your side. Maybe it's not Maybe that's not good enough.

[00:27:26]The left must have a long-term plan. I think they do.

[00:27:30]I think they have a long-term plan.

[00:27:34]Why does people leaving for goat herders from Afghanistan? That's exactly right.

[00:27:40]I mean, not that they're bad people.

[00:27:42]They're not our people and they hate our way of life. So, they are bad people for us.

[00:27:48]You know? I think also I'm going to tell you what it what it could be. I thought about this before, Daz.

[00:27:55]Um it's it's because of America.

[00:27:58]And America has promoted this idea of mass immigration and it be it America became a multicultural and it became great. And I think the people of Europe, which were basically monocultures basically, um thought we're you know, we want to continue we want to be great, too. So, we should be like America. What do you think about that?

[00:28:22]Lewis for mayor of London for 1 week.

[00:28:24]That's I don't think I could handle a week's worth of this.

[00:28:27]Um replacement is a This is This is [clears throat] what the what the uh Paul and I'm not going to read what it says cuz it has zero punctuation. It has zero periods and zero commas. So, you just wrote it. I'm not reading it. These uh Daz says these people It must be the new world order trademark. These people come in and we go out.

[00:28:51]We're going off and colonizing other countries while migrants come in. Same as always.

[00:28:57]I think the plan is one world, one country. Well, yes. Basically, yes.

[00:29:11]Basically, yes.

[00:29:14]I found a pair of How can somebody do this? A pair of Carhartt Carhartt jeans that they painted in.

[00:29:24]That they painted in. I put it in the washing machine today.

[00:29:27]And it's too much.

[00:29:29]I don't know what I mean.

[00:29:33]They haven't They don't have open meetings, I don't think. Unless they do have open meetings.

[00:29:38]Unless they do have open meetings and they don't tell How come we haven't heard of what they're discussing at these open meetings? People Some people can talk.

[00:29:48]It doesn't It doesn't Where Where is the um Where is Where is the commas? Where are the periods? There's not one comma, not one period. Paul Yarrow.

[00:30:00]Uh Lewis is grumpy, having a Margaret meltdown. Am I grumpy? I'm not grumpy.

[00:30:05]Just that Paul I asked Paul to put periods and commas in there and he doesn't do it and and Lewis Lewis Christ only knows how you find all this stuff.

[00:30:16]Thank God you're in there, Lewis.

[00:30:19]And you'd be or you'd be knee-deep in the streets.

[00:30:24]There's so much stuff that I mean, this is a a pair It almost looks brand new.

[00:30:28]Carhartt Carhartt WIP WIP, but it's got paint on it.

[00:30:33]Do you think that looks Would that be horrible for me to be wearing that in the street? I'm I'm I'm going to put it in the washing machine again.

[00:30:41]Again.

[00:31:06]Does anybody know what this is? I found this today as well.

[00:31:10]Can you see Can you see this? I washed it.

[00:31:14]I found it. It was It was It was on a a bollard outside the the uh the sleep the sleep store, whatever whatever that place is called.

[00:31:26]Um to get one one country, people need to mix across all countries. They do believe that. They hate white people and they like black people and they say, "Let's mix people up." Oh my god, is he really going to wash them now?

[00:31:40]Now, what am I doing?

[00:31:42]Now. Now, leave us sat here. Yeah, I just I just went over there and I went to get this thing because people are always asking me. Look at the Do you know what Do you know what this means, Hillary's?

[00:31:53]Hillary's. And it's by Russell. It's It's It's a nice coat.

[00:31:58]A really nice coat. I don't know what it means. I'm going to see I'm going to go on the whatchamacallit. I'm going to go on Vinted and see what it is.

[00:32:07]Um I agree, but I think they're actually trying to make the United States of the world. I think that's could be. That's a very That's what I think.

[00:32:18]They We've been told how great America is with this multiculturalism. It's like when I was growing up, there were no black people in Canada.

[00:32:26]And And now it's like it's like all black people.

[00:32:31]It's like all black people. Let me see what's going on with this.

[00:32:37]Um Let me just let me see what this thing is here. Okay, you're sounding slightly distant. You knock the mic with the jeans. Okay. The mic look like it's working. Can you hear me? If you If I can't hear you.

[00:32:59]The machine machine washing machine won't get rid of it if it didn't already. Put them in the freezer.

[00:33:07]And then do what with them? Will it come off? I mean, it's been It's been It's has paint for a while.

[00:33:13]It's not like fresh paint.

[00:33:44]What does putting in the freezer do, Jules?

[00:33:47]Um So, does the micro Is the microphone working?

[00:33:52]What does putting them in the freezer, Jules? Looks It looks nice, Lewis. It like I like Yeah, the jacket is I think is really nice. But Is that a brand? Is Is Hillary's a brand?

[00:34:07]Or is it Or is it a company? That maybe they you know, maybe I found somebody's coat.

[00:34:16]I found that today.

[00:34:18]Um Yes, I agree, Dad. This is Keith Bexley says and relates to my previous post point.

[00:34:26]They want to turn Europe into into a country so they can have only one management.

[00:34:33]Okay. Okay, Keith.

[00:34:36]Okay, Keith.

[00:34:38]One management team and merge the workforce and resources then move on to the world.

[00:34:47]Can I read that again, Keith Bexley? I'm going to read that again. That actually That actually makes the most sense of any of this stuff here.

[00:34:56]Of any of this.

[00:34:57]So Keith Bexley says He says they want to turn Europe into a country, one country, so they can have one management team and merge it in and they won't be fighting with each other. They won't fight like the French and the Germans or the Spanish and the French or the Irish.

[00:35:13]Turn it into one country of one brown people. Yes, that's I You didn't say that, but I'm adding that.

[00:35:22]It's Hillary's jacket.

[00:35:25]Hillary's jacket. It's someone's work coat.

[00:35:29]What should I do with it?

[00:35:32]What should I do with it? Is it Is it Is this a work coat?

[00:35:37]Let me see what it says here.

[00:35:42]Um Hillary's jacket.

[00:35:53]Russell. By Russell.

[00:36:15]Okay.

[00:36:20]Category rain coat. What What What did we say it's a windbreaker? It's not quite a windbreaker. It's a jacket.

[00:36:27]But maybe it's a windbreaker. Brand Russell size medium medium, condition very good. Hold on, bear with me a second.

[00:36:44]Colors, it's kind of like taupe. Let's just say khaki or green gray.

[00:36:50]And then the material, I think it's polyester.

[00:36:56]Let's see what Let's see what price they have for this thing.

[00:37:02]Um price It doesn't doesn't say. It's worth say with £2.

[00:37:11]Is it a work coat, do you think?

[00:37:17]I didn't take it from a hobo. I didn't say Should I Should I put it back there tomorrow?

[00:37:24]Is that Hillary's Blinds jacket? What does that mean? Is that a company? Is Hillary's a company? Hillary's sells blinds. Do you think the worker Do you think the worker left his jacket there?

[00:37:38]on the pole I mean it When I got it, it smelled of cigarettes. It doesn't smell of cigarettes now.

[00:37:47]Um It's likely to be an employee uniform.

[00:37:52]So, am Am I get as a guy going to get fired cuz he left it out?

[00:37:56]He left it outside.

[00:37:59]And it's obviously been there for a while. I'm dying here, Louis. I love you.

[00:38:04]What What What are you dying of? I found this coat.

[00:38:09]If I find something, what am I going to leave it there to get ruined?

[00:38:14]If somebody I don't know. I don't know what what I should do. But Keith Bexley, I agree with you, Keith Bexley, on this. One world. Maybe that's what they're thinking. Maybe they're thinking if if we aren't divided into shires, into nation states, we're we'll be all not even Europeans. We wouldn't even know be Europeans. We'd be you know, and they think maybe being Muslim isn't that bad for the country.

[00:38:42]It'll bring us all together.

[00:38:44]We we won't have a Nazi war thing. Maybe they're obsessed with this.

[00:38:48]Maybe they're obsessed. Yeah, I don't think Louis realizes. What did I realize? That I took took it's likely an employee uniform. Is Hillary's a company?

[00:39:00]I'm in I'm a bit embarrassed that I took this thing here. Let me see if if I took this thing. Is is Hillary's a comp Hillary's a company?

[00:39:20]It's a company. It comes from Hillary's.

[00:39:23]Is a legitimate company? A well-known manufacturer.

[00:39:29]Yeah, someone lost their lost their coat. Did I steal their coat?

[00:39:34]Am I going to get some guy fired? I don't want that to happen.

[00:39:41]There's no apostrophe on Hillary's.

[00:39:46]Hillary's curtains and blinds.

[00:39:53]It's right next to the the bedding shop.

[00:39:55]I should probably drop it off tomorrow.

[00:39:59]I might be able to drop it off tomorrow.

[00:40:01]I might maybe make time to drop it off tomorrow.

[00:40:06]Hillary's. Let me just say Hillary's jacket.

[00:40:18]And it have a uh This it's a work It's a work coat. Thank you very much. So, what should I do with it, people? What would you do with this?

[00:40:27]What would you do with it?

[00:40:30]Keith Bexley says it's yeah.

[00:40:32]Um I'm I'm Yeah, I What What should I do with it? What do you think I should do with it, uh uh Darklins or um or Judals? What should I do with it?

[00:40:51]I This wouldn't get anybody fired cuz they left their coat behind.

[00:40:55]I think they should be fired if they leave their coat behind. What do you think?

[00:41:01]What And And Judals, answer the question what you think about the um You won't be able to buy a Hillary's jacket, Lewis. You can keep it or take it to the shop, but probably don't sell it.

[00:41:13]It'll be really good good quality. It is. It's really good quality. It's made by Russell.

[00:41:19]Russell.

[00:41:21]Can you see that? It's good quality.

[00:41:24]What do I do with the the pair of trousers with the paint the paint on it?

[00:41:30]I put it in the freezer. The paint is dry.

[00:41:36]I I wash it when I get it. And I And you And I wash it before I send it off to people.

[00:41:42]They'll need a wash after Yes.

[00:41:45]What the coat? I mean, yeah, no, because I'm clean. No, maybe I'm not that clean, but my clothes are clean underneath it.

[00:41:54]I like the snails. My wife my video of derelict girls has started picking up again.

[00:42:02]It's now got over 1,500 views.

[00:42:05]Send us the link so we could watch it.

[00:42:07]Let's everybody watch the thing. Let's Let's show how generous a person Louis Schaefer is. So, what if you wear it though, you'll run the risk of a wee old lady stopping you in the street and asking for a quote.

[00:42:21]Yeah. It will will I mean it looks like a nice jacket, but does it look like the kind of jacket that would, you know, like I saw a guy wearing a post office shirt, you know, one of those red shirts. And I just thought, why would you want to wear a red post off I thought, is that cool to wear red post office?

[00:42:41]Um what do you call those shirts?

[00:42:45]Maybe it's a new job for me. If you wear it, the end.

[00:42:49]Did you give an answer, Judles? Did I miss the answer?

[00:42:53]What will happen to the frozen trousers? I've got them in the freezer right now.

[00:43:00]Top night, thank you. Glad you're getting the views. I have lots of breeding going on right now. Most of my fish and snails.

[00:43:10]Top cat is here. Hello, Top Cat.

[00:43:12]He will ignore her, Judles.

[00:43:15]Just put up the shutters.

[00:43:18]Um yeah, I'll put I'll say you have to call the office.

[00:43:23]Uh but will the new world order, one world, one country benefit us or not?

[00:43:27]No, it won't. It won't. And it will it can never work.

[00:43:32]Maybe maybe can work. I mean, look at what they did in Eastern Europe. They prevented people from speaking their native languages. And now they're now they're Balkans.

[00:43:43]It's the only chance you have of getting the paint off.

[00:43:46]But they weren't wet, were they? No, don't put wet jeans in the freezer. No, they were dry. They were dry.

[00:43:56]What what do I do once they're frozen?

[00:43:58]Do I then put them in the washing machine?

[00:44:00]Judles?

[00:44:02]So, Top Cat says, "Hi there, Short Tail." to Top Cat. Good to see you, Top Cat. Saying hello.

[00:44:08]Saying hello.

[00:44:10]I didn't know, you know, there's so much I don't know and I know less and less and I feel less and less intelligent. I was watching a program that was Spain under Franco. He wanted to suppress regional traditions and languages in order to create a centralized Spain.

[00:44:23]Well, that's the that's the history of Spain.

[00:44:26]Starmer is doing does this to the English people. Yeah.

[00:44:30]He's doing this to the English people.

[00:44:32]He's so proud net migration net migration because he's kicking people out of the country. He doesn't want that and this country has been a master of the denial of differences.

[00:44:47]You know, this used to be it used to be Cornish and New Cat and New whatever it is. All these different groups of people and now he wants everything the same.

[00:44:55]Maybe it'll be okay. Maybe it's not the end of the world for the country. I think it will be because communism is a is a method of death.

[00:45:05]Don't you think so?

[00:45:07]You think it's a method of I think there's no future in communism.

[00:45:12]Did it take the paint off, Keith? What did Keith say? Well, I put a big wasp in the freezer the other day and Jules is making a joke. Did it take the paint off, Keith?

[00:45:25]Um by putting by put by making it cold.

[00:45:29]I mean, I somebody showed me if you've got if you've got a stain if you spilled something on your trousers, use an ice cube.

[00:45:37]I didn't I didn't see exactly how that worked, but that was like a definite answer from that person.

[00:45:43]Okay?

[00:45:44]Keith, what do you think, Keith?

[00:45:47]I hate what's happening to us, but if AI does my job, we are getting infinite digital currency and the migrants do the remaining job, we'll be jobless with digital money. How can we how can we be jobless? How What are they going to do? They're going to say, "You don't need to work." And they're going to be [clears throat] all nice to us? They're not going to be nice to us. This This you know, we won't have to work again.

[00:46:13]That's all a big fat lie.

[00:46:16]You've haven't opened the door since.

[00:46:19]Keith Buxley, yeah.

[00:46:21]Um Well, they're talking about the the the bug in the in the freezer.

[00:46:35]WEF Now, there you go. There's punctuation here.

[00:46:39]The WEF is rebranded new world order of one world government.

[00:46:45]They have missed out with Trump, but will keep pushing. Yeah, of course they will.

[00:46:50]I mean These people believe and this is where they get their money from.

[00:46:55]If you support public education, you're a communist. And you're you're bringing on this deathly thing.

[00:47:08]And then And then Dad says they they'll kill many off with this new legal death thing that they're doing. Yes, they will. They want to murder us.

[00:47:17]They want to murder you.

[00:47:20]If you don't agree with them.

[00:47:22]Put the jeans on and get get in the freezer. Then the paint will adhere to the frozen garlic bread and you will catch a cold, says Corsi.

[00:47:31]Yeah, prob- Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about them. It works in mysterious ways.

[00:47:37]And then, you know what else I found yesterday?

[00:47:40]I found I Did I tell you this? I found a um uh a duvet a duvet.

[00:47:49]And I washed it. It's brilliant. It's like in really good condition. It's almost new.

[00:47:54]And I washed it and then I rinsed it and rinsed it, and rinsed it. Three rinsings.

[00:47:59]Three rinsings. I tried to put it into the into the washing machine, but my washing machine isn't big enough. Of course, I was very thoughtful. He is He is really, really thoughtful.

[00:48:10]Uh lots of maths, coding systems, planning, millions of these jobs gone to AI around the globe. Now, more to come.

[00:48:19]I don't think so. I don't think so. I think that they'll say that they're They're not. They're not. They're going to What's his name said there are two kinds of people. There's going to be people who AI has put out of business, and there are Then there are people who are working with AI. People They're going to need human eyes to check to check.

[00:48:40]There's going to be human people writing storylines. And it's like It's like when animation came by. I'm Took my socks off.

[00:48:49]Talking of education, yeah, you've told us about the duvet three times as well. Yes.

[00:48:55]I'm just so impressed with it, and I watch it. It's really good condition.

[00:49:00]Talking of education, education should be more flexible. Many subjects at school I didn't want to do, and had no reason to do it because because the What What is the goal of education? To give women work as teachers, and to and to basically destroy the the masculine side of men.

[00:49:23]F.

[00:49:24]F.

[00:49:25]If they need human eyes, who will they take them from, Lewis? Yikes. Who needs human eyes?

[00:49:32]Who needs human eyes? It's already happened. I've already seen the stats.

[00:49:37]Millions of these jobs around Yeah, there's jobs. We're losing jobs, but the unemployment isn't that much lower.

[00:49:44]It's not like there's 50% unemployment.

[00:49:47]You know, F.

[00:49:49]They need human Okay, here you go. Oh my god, sorry. Was going to to laugh the at the MC.

[00:50:01]I don't know what we're talking about here.

[00:50:03]I'm having a hard time keeping track of this. Everybody, let's let's all like and subscribe. Can we do that? Let's get a big like. I'm going to go myself. I'm going to I'm going to I'm [clears throat] going to like it myself.

[00:50:15]Can you see this? Let's Let's see if we can see this.

[00:50:31]Oops, that's not That's not what I want.

[00:50:46]Okay.

[00:50:51]Hold on. What am I checking here for? I was just going to check I was going to like the stream.

[00:51:03]I was going to like the stream.

[00:51:06]Like the stream. I've got There's only 10 people liking it.

[00:51:10]Come on. I don't know how many Let me see how many people are watching this thing. But there's only 10 people watching watching it.

[00:51:17]So let's let's like the stream.

[00:51:20]Let's like the stream.

[00:51:36]Does anyone know Okay, does anyone know if the solar storm thing is real?

[00:51:40]Apparently, it can knock out satellite satellites and we'll lose broadband and if that happens, the planet is effed in a heartbeat.

[00:51:50]Nothing will work. Well, this could be just a temporary thing. They had that in 1859 and the people did quite well without internet. For many years there was no internet after 1859.

[00:52:03]But tonight says does I know one company has gotten rid of thousands of jobs in India because AI can do all their jobs.

[00:52:11]Yeah, and probably better than those Indians can can. I saw a woman this woman advertising her new book bringing up boys. She has three boys and wants to bring them up to be soft and gentle.

[00:52:24]Sounds like a massive woke BS but tonight yeah, it does sound that way.

[00:52:29]And they're going to wind up being trans and gay or some of them might even rebel strongly enough and be really manly. So maybe it'll work.

[00:52:38]I mean what the what does a woman know about this?

[00:52:42]As long as the world doesn't stop spinning again. Yeah, the world stopped spinning according to Velikovsky. We haven't discussed Velikovsky a lot lately. Oh yeah, remember the dot-com thing with all the states not working and it was going to kill the computers but didn't. Do you remember that in 2000? Yeah, it was like a major major major fear. I remember the year 2000 and they all thought the computers wouldn't be able to cope says Darklands.

[00:53:08]Beautiful beautiful Darklands. That's right.

[00:53:11]And it it wasn't true. It might be true.

[00:53:13]The Velikovsky section. Yay.

[00:53:16]Well, the the earth did stop moving.

[00:53:19]The earth used to have a calendar year was 360 days and now it's 365 days. How did we get how did we get five more days? Come on.

[00:53:39]Uh does anyone know if the okay.

[00:53:42]Course I asked, I have found the introduction greeting replaying in my mind Lewis's jingle. What introduction thing is that?

[00:53:54]We're still writing handwritten letters to clients, writing their name and address every single time. This could have been automated decades ago. I'm not sure if we're ready for that.

[00:54:05]How do you How are you still doing that?

[00:54:06]I did that years ago, mail merge.

[00:54:09]Mail merge.

[00:54:12]It was like What are you talking about? Course I I'm I'm Taz. What are you talking about?

[00:54:21]What are you talking about?

[00:54:25]I mean, yeah, does anybody know if the if the solar storm I mean that's what we're in. We're in a solar sea of solar stuff.

[00:54:37]Mail merge, so last year. Fax, that's the future, says says Scott.

[00:54:44]Funny.

[00:54:45]Funny.

[00:54:47]Funny, it's like magic. It's like magic.

[00:54:51]It's like magic.

[00:54:53]If you saw and listened to the boys books book author, you would see in seconds what a woke lefty looks like. I know what woke lefties look like. This we're surrounded by woke lefties and I, but yeah, it's very scary.

[00:55:09]It's very very scary.

[00:55:12]Uh Taz speaking to Julie says, "I wish this solar storm would knock out all the stuff."

[00:55:18]Yeah, maybe it'd be amazing. No airplanes or no boats. They couldn't They couldn't come.

[00:55:23]They couldn't come. And they wouldn't want to come.

[00:55:26]This can This This is People forget the weather's very warm now, but it's a very cold country. And maybe those people will go home.

[00:55:34]Maybe they'll go back to their shitty countries that they come from.

[00:55:40]Is she another Helen Weberly Vatanai? Is that the Is that a person's name?

[00:55:47]Is that a person's name?

[00:55:50]You know, is it?

[00:55:53]Is it?

[00:55:56]Heath Baxley says this, "They're like volcanoes." I would say Jules. "Lots go off fairly regularly, but most mostly don't kill people."

[00:56:05]And there's always the possibility of a super volcano. Yeah, so you got to be afraid of them. You've got to be afraid.

[00:56:14]Okay? There'll be absolutely nothing, no traffic lights, no banks, shops, nothing.

[00:56:20]Yeah, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? We've lived We've lived in a prosperous country, but we've treated it We haven't treated it right.

[00:56:28]All of the cutting cutting back on the oils on the oil drilling. That's so wrong.

[00:56:39]Nothing at all would work. That's totally true. It's very very scary.

[00:56:45]I know you said this before that all geology was once biology, but that's not exactly true. All biology was once geology. Lewis never asked you this before. What music are you into? What bands, groups, artists?

[00:57:01]I like I like I like punk rock music. I like angry white people singing. But I also like I also like English new wave music, music in the '90s, music in the in the early 2000s, too.

[00:57:14]What do you like?

[00:57:16]Char- Chartel?

[00:57:19]Now we are warned about global warming.

[00:57:21]When I was at school, we were warned that ice age was coming. You can't believe anything that they say. They're all a bunch of liars.

[00:57:28]They're all liars. So, are Are saying I should take this jacket and I should wear it?

[00:57:36]And I should wear it. But it's got Hillary's on it. So, people are going to think that I work for Hillary's.

[00:57:42]I'm adding to the total, let's see.

[00:57:45]What? You don't have volcano insurance?

[00:57:48]I think we all have a volcano insurance.

[00:57:51]Um good evening all, especially thank you. Calliope is here and she calls me Lewis Doll. I love that so much. You are my doll.

[00:58:00]Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Calliope. I've seen a picture of Calliope. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Calliope.

[00:58:07]Beautiful, beautiful girl.

[00:58:09]Um I like Adele, Chantal, Share, the Carpenters. I like some of the Carpenters, too.

[00:58:15]She really makes me cry.

[00:58:19]And then she died. She She starved herself to death.

[00:58:23]That's horrible.

[00:58:25]Then I'm into garage and hip-hop and dance, drum and bass. Well, cuz you're young. You're You're 20 years younger than I am. I missed all of that stuff.

[00:58:34]They're doing that at this festival over here.

[00:58:37]They're doing that.

[00:58:41]Anyone know E Dabbin? I watch E Dabbin.

[00:58:44]Who is E Dabbin? I never heard of this guy.

[00:58:48]Calliope is saying to Chantal, "Hello, gorgeous."

[00:58:51]Button and I, that's true.

[00:58:53]We are really pansies. We don't know.

[00:58:56]Some of us may not be pansies.

[00:58:59]We may not be pansies, but we're not prepared in this country has not has not been prepared. We know the military. We don't We're not We stopped drilling for oil.

[00:59:09]We don't have the oil that we need.

[00:59:11]Come on. Let's get moving.

[00:59:13]But we're going to buy Russian oil and we consider the Russians our arch enemy, do we not?

[00:59:19]Dabbin the pantomimes is Dabcat. I never heard of that.

[00:59:23]From Rent-A-Ghost.

[00:59:27]Did I miss a message, Button and I? What message did I miss? Did I miss a message from you Votan and I?

[00:59:36]I don't think I did. Maybe I did.

[00:59:46]Um Keith Banksley says to to Judals uh she says, "I definitely think it's possible for one to damage systems, but I don't think it's it would wipe everything out at once. There's lots of backup for things."

[01:00:10]Okay? It would definitely disrupt though. This is what Keith Banks agree with that. Solar storm, coronal mass injection, mhm. Plumes of plasma sending radiation out into space says uh says Votan and I. Yeah.

[01:00:26]Yeah, well that the the Earth is all electricity. This is what Votan and I says.

[01:00:34]Karen Carpenter Um listen to the Sex Pistols "Frigging in the Rigging". My other half didn't believe me that it exists. What is that song "Frigging in the Rigging"?

[01:00:48]Russia and China are not our enemy.

[01:00:50]Remember when the lefty Wimbledon banned the Russian tennis player just because he was Russian.

[01:00:56]Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

[01:01:00]The UK and and and the Russians the Russians want people to be afraid of them. That's why people are afraid of them.

[01:01:08]Okay.

[01:01:10]He's on TikTok E Dabbin. Period.

[01:01:13]He went to Tommy Robinson march the other day. He just filmed and he just films him 24/7. I I I was there. I saw there was a band there. I don't know what the actual name was, but it was a middle-aged guy being a punker.

[01:01:28]Pearl's a singer and my chums best karaoke song, Top Cat. She's brilliant at it, Pearl's.

[01:01:40]Um Yes, sad but true, Darklands.

[01:01:50]Karen Carpenter was one of the Karen Carpenter, no comment needed, was one of the greatest musicians of all time.

[01:01:58]But had guilt.

[01:01:59]She liked her brother a bit too much. I don't think that was that. Do you think that was that? I don't Back in the day, that was not that.

[01:02:07]And they did love They did love They did love each other. I was really mean to my sister. I'm a bad a bad man.

[01:02:17]Calliope's listening to the Tool and A Perfect Circle lately.

[01:02:23]I don't know what this is.

[01:02:25]Chartel is living is living on Keith.

[01:02:29]Brilliant.

[01:02:31]And this Keith more than conquers. We got two Keiths at the same time.

[01:02:35]I love that song, Chartel. First heard it from a cabbie playing it.

[01:02:44]Are we talking about karaoke?

[01:02:47]Is that what we're talking about, karaoke?

[01:02:54]Everybody, I'm going to I'm going to pass out in a minute. So, what we'll do is we'll just We'll go for another 5 minutes.

[01:03:01]And then you'll you'll Everybody write something that's really important to them. I grew up with her songs since singing them all my life, since I was about three or four. What, Karen Carpenter?

[01:03:16]So, and then let me let me while you're all writing stuff, I'm going to say thank you to everybody.

[01:03:22]I'm going to say Dark McCartney is 17, John Van Dam is 16, Alex is 15.

[01:03:29]Top Cat is 14. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Keith Bexley is 13.

[01:03:33]And now here are the girls.

[01:03:35]12 is Darklands.

[01:03:38]Nonstick Nick was here. I didn't even see you, Nonstick Nick, but great to see you at 11. Calliope Catson, crawfish is is at 10. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. The other Keith, and not the other Keith, the first Keith, and maybe the second. Yeah, I don't know how it works, but whatever. Thank you for coming in here. Keith More Than Conquers. Eight is Alita Elixir, and there's beautiful Shawntel. Look at how beautiful she is.

[01:04:03]Uh Shawntel is seven. Daz, really handsome, handsome, handsome Daz is six.

[01:04:10]Five is Vatnnight. Four is is Andy.

[01:04:15]And there's Judols at three.

[01:04:18]Fantastic. Always a top participant, Judols. Number two is Corsi. Number one is Paul Yarwood. So, thank you very much for coming in here. And let me just go see what's going on over here what the top viewer is.

[01:04:41]Okay. Anybody Does anybody want to guess what the top number is?

[01:04:46]Uh 20, 23, 22, 25, 23.

[01:04:54]Nope. Nope. Nope. Keep on going.

[01:04:59]Nope. 27, 23. No, keep going.

[01:05:07]I'm reserved about Cornys.

[01:05:10]I never speak Corny in a bad light again, says Keith.

[01:05:14]I don't know what we're talking about there.

[01:05:17]And let me just see what's going on here.

[01:05:24]Well, thank you for being here. I thought this has been one of the best shows that we've had. And the winner is Judles. Again, Judles again is the winner. Why? Why is Judles the winner?

[01:05:38]At 21.

[01:05:39]The winner at 21. So, thank you everybody for being here tonight. I appreciate it. Appreciate, appreciate.

[01:05:46]We will see you tomorrow. Shartel says 21, but you're a bit late.

[01:05:51]You're a bit late.

[01:05:52]Um Shartel says 19. You also can't do that.

[01:05:57]You only have to have one guess per person. I know it's mildly humorous, but please, please don't do that. We'll see you tomorrow at 5. Will we Will we see you tomorrow at 5?

[01:06:09]It's the bank holiday this week. Yeah.

[01:06:13]Yeah, bank holiday this weekend.

[01:06:16]So, we'll see you tomorrow at 5. Will we see you tomorrow at 5?

[01:06:20]I think we will. I think this has been the one of the best shows we've had. And I think I I think I was brilliant. I'm a comedy genius. Comedy genius.

[01:06:30]I don't know. I don't you know We'll find out. You've got a method method You've got a method.

[01:06:35][clears throat] Thank you for being here, Judles. Lewis loves Judles.

[01:06:39]Beautiful beautiful beautiful Judles.

[01:06:41]Daz is here. Corsi is here. Calliope Crawfish. Thank you. Thank you, Shartel.

[01:06:47]Thank you, Paul Yoward.

[01:06:49]Thank you, Vatsanai. Thank you, John Van Dam.

[01:06:53]That's all we need to do. We've got it all. We will see you tomorrow at 5:00.

[01:06:58]I'm going to keep the stream going for a couple of minutes.

[01:07:03]For Thank you, Daz, for being here.

[01:07:05]Thank you for for talking about why they're doing it. I I think Daz, I think you've really explained it better. Is it they don't want people fighting with each other and they just think, "If we mix everybody up into one big vat, there will be no differences."

[01:07:21]But we know that that's not the way that the world works. So, we will see you later. I'm going to set the time on here and then I'm going to turn it off in about 2 minutes.

[01:07:32]I love you.