🔥 He Just Wanted to Farm. Now Chaos Beasts Beg to Be His Pets. Stop Calling Me a Hidden Master.

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:03]Despicable. You actually used the love potion on me. Hey, pretty girl.

[00:00:08]You've got no way out.

[00:00:10]Just give in to me right now.

[00:00:21]And let's see how far you can run.

[00:00:28]My name is Kyle Mercer.

[00:00:30]And I'm an ordinary person who traveled to the Arcane Realm with a system.

[00:00:40]Ooh, the master is nagging again.

[00:00:43]Let's find something fun for them quickly.

[00:00:45]I'm the last surviving dragon since my master ate all the others.

[00:00:49]Ah, I was originally Drake Boss, BUT I WAS CAUGHT BY MY MASTER and kept as a blackbone chicken. I'm so wronged.

[00:00:57]Damn it, God. I've traveled to the Arcane Realm. Can't you grant me a cheat system or something?

[00:01:06]Ha ha ha, system. You really didn't let me down.

[00:01:09]Grant me the most overpowered cheat ability.

[00:01:12]Host disobedience detected. Punishment activated.

[00:01:29]Holy crap.

[00:01:31]Was it really necessary to go this far just because I called you names?

[00:01:47]This isn't a punishment at all.

[00:01:49]It's clearly a reward.

[00:01:53]You lecher. What do you want?

[00:01:57]Hello. You fell from the sky into my house and even took advantage of me.

[00:02:01]Which one of us is the lecher?

[00:02:14]Oh my god. What's going on here?

[00:02:17]Hey. Hey. Are you trying to pull a scam by faking an accident?

[00:02:21]This pill once saved the life of a dying dog named Dawang.

[00:02:25]I hope it works for you, too.

[00:02:34]Was it him who saved me?

[00:02:41]One single character allows me to level up. Is this the legendary Confucian treasure? Could he possibly be?

[00:02:48]You're awake.

[00:02:58]He's staring at me so intently.

[00:03:01]Could it be that he's captivated by my handsome looks? Haha.

[00:03:07]Gone.

[00:03:11]Thank you, senior, for sparing my life.

[00:03:13]What on earth is going on?

[00:03:16]When did I say I was going to kill him?

[00:03:18]Why aren't you reacting at all, senior?

[00:03:20]Could it be that you're testing me?

[00:03:22]Senior, this is the Leaf Fire Pearl, the treasure that safeguards the Carter Sect. I hope you won't turn it down.

[00:03:31]This lousy bead is THE TREASURE THAT SAFEGUARDS THEIR SECT.

[00:03:34]HM. OOPS. WELL, I'll still take it.

[00:03:37]After all, it's the thought that counts.

[00:03:43]Oh, no. Senior must be really angry. I need to rush back to the sect as soon as possible and discuss with my father how to make amends. Senior, I dare not disturb you any longer. I'll take my leave now. The system finally treated me like a human being and sent me a beautiful girl, but she just ran off like that.

[00:04:01]Lysandra Hallay, after we join the righteous path, will our master still keep us captive like this?

[00:04:13]Don't drag me into your suicide.

[00:04:22]Lysandra Hallay, I'm sorry.

[00:04:26]Are there any reclusive masters in this world? Dad, I'm not lying.

[00:04:31]Humph.

[00:04:32]I'd like to see who dares to swindle my the Carter Sect.

[00:04:42]Where is the aura of a reclusive master here? Empty. Hand over our clan's treasure that safeguards the clan if you don't want to die. Or else Which ignorant fool is disturbing my meditation?

[00:04:54]Mhm, you're only at the Spirit Lord realm. Are you here to pick a fight?

[00:05:02]These are the Chaos Dragon Clan, Percival Hawkwood.

[00:05:05]And Gideon Stone.

[00:05:11]Hey, what was that noise just now?

[00:05:13]Don't upset the master.

[00:05:15]Or else What's wrong?

[00:05:25]Oh, you want to eat chicken?

[00:05:28]Stop flying around.

[00:05:30]Whoa, no way. No way. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[00:05:32]THAT'S AN ANCIENT mythical beast.

[00:05:36]What kind of ancient mythical beast is that? It's just a chicken.

[00:05:40]How about I cook it for us to eat together?

[00:05:44]It really works.

[00:05:47]Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't do that. You can't. Quack, quack, quack. Oh, no. You scared the hell out of me. I almost got made into soup by my owner. Ooh, I'll never wander around recklessly again.

[00:06:01]Senior, to thank you for saving my life, my father and I have specially come to invite you to our sect for a chat.

[00:06:09]All right, right, right, right. Mr. Carter, I'm here specially to invite you, senior. Hey, hey.

[00:06:15]People from the Arcane Realm aren't that scary after all.

[00:06:18]Oh, I wasted all these years hiding in this deep mountain forest acting like a doormat. Why not take this chance to go see the Arcane Realm outside?

[00:06:29]Uh senior.

[00:06:32]Your actions, how could someone at our level figure out?

[00:06:36]Lila Carter, I remember that tattered bead you said you'd give me last time is a treasure of your sect.

[00:06:42]What a lousy bead. Huh? Mr. Carter, senior, what's going on?

[00:06:47]It's nothing.

[00:06:48]Just a mild stroke.

[00:06:51]Five element spirit orbs, each of them is far more powerful than the blazing fire orb. Since you're kind enough to take me down the mountain, I'll give you all these shabby beads.

[00:07:01]Father, this must be a test from the seniors.

[00:07:05]That's right. The senior is testing us on purpose. We can't refuse to give the senior face, nor can we let the senior feel that our motives are impure. We just need to retrieve the Li Huo Pearl.

[00:07:15]Senior, we won't accept gifts without having done anything to deserve them. We appreciate your kindness, but all we want is our sect treasure, the Li Huo Pearl. Is this the only one? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Huh? Didn't their sect love treating these shabby beads like treasures?

[00:07:32]It seems I was wrong.

[00:07:34]Since you don't want these lousy beads, just use them as decorations.

[00:07:38]Senior, I'm definitely clinging to your coat tails. The Carter sect is in this for good. What are you looking at?

[00:07:44]Let's go. Oh, after you, sir.

[00:07:51]According to our calculation, that little beauty, Zane Carter, should have been teleported here in the end.

[00:07:58]She's infected with the charm poison, and there's no cure for it. She must be hiding somewhere.

[00:08:05]Hee hee, this bald chicken is so ugly.

[00:08:12]I'm furious.

[00:08:26]Hey.

[00:08:30]You're the stinky chicken. Your whole family are ugly chickens.

[00:08:50]Well, Arcane Realm Sect gate is so grand.

[00:09:00]Why do you always come off as someone who's never seen the world, Senior? Eli Carter.

[00:09:14]Today is the day the Blaze Sect gets wiped out.

[00:09:18]You actually ganged up to besiege my the Carter Sect, but my the Carter Sect is no pushover that everyone can trample on. What? Are you messing with me? Did I get caught up in a life or death struggle on my first trip down the mountain?

[00:09:31]This world is so treacherous. Yeah.

[00:09:36]Eli Carter.

[00:09:38]Stop struggling.

[00:09:39]Today is your doom.

[00:09:53]Holy crap. Cultivators fight this fiercely?

[00:09:56]Ooh, when immortals fight, mortals suffer. I better sneak back to the mountain and lie low.

[00:10:09]Haha.

[00:10:10]Hey, you're You're bleeding.

[00:10:18]There's actually no spiritual energy in this person at all.

[00:10:27]What's he want?

[00:10:29]How dare you, an unworthy loser, mock me? You're asking for death.

[00:10:34]How dare you, an unworthy loser, mock me? You're asking for death.

[00:10:39]See no evil. See no evil. See no evil.

[00:10:41]See no evil.

[00:10:47]I don't believe.

[00:10:49]I can't break through your shell.

[00:10:51]Wait.

[00:11:11]Who is this person?

[00:11:12]Tyler Brock can't get even the slightest advantage over him.

[00:11:16]Senior, why are you only defending and not attacking? Senior, you must hold on.

[00:11:24]Hm, you can't hold on anymore, can you?

[00:11:28]Wait.

[00:11:29]I can't hold it anymore.

[00:11:32]Oh.

[00:11:34]Hm.

[00:11:44]This is not This can't be.

[00:11:50]Dude, you're injured, so stop hounding me, will you? I'm just a loser. Why bother picking on me?

[00:11:57]Do you mean I'm even worse than a loser?

[00:12:01]You're worse than a loser, then what are you?

[00:12:04]It's not those kid.

[00:12:05]You're messing with me.

[00:12:07]It's a misunderstanding. You fight among yourselves. I'm just a random passerby.

[00:12:11]This sect rivalry has nothing to do with me. Everyone in the Carter sect must die today. Why am I so unlucky?

[00:12:20]No, I have to figure out a way to run away. This guy seems to be all brawn and no brains.

[00:12:25]Let's try the goading tactic. Are you out of your mind? We have no grudges against each other. Why are you hounding me like this? You're asking for it. This sword will strike you down.

[00:12:42]Oh, no, I messed up. If I had learned some cultivation techniques, I wouldn't just stand there like an idiot taking a beating. If only I could shoot sword key like those immortals. Yahoo.

[00:12:53]Yoohoo.

[00:12:59]Oh, ho, ho.

[00:13:02]Some big shot must have taken pity on me and helped me out. But now's not the time to be grateful. The most important thing is to save my skin. I'm out of here.

[00:13:14]It's my first time going down the mountain, and I got lost. Ooh, you useless thing. How many times have I told you to get your fingerings right?

[00:13:22]You've worn your fingers raw and still can't play well. Why even bother learning to play the piano? Stop right there. You're unfit to be a teacher with this kind of teaching method. Who's this busybody peasant? You think you can do better? Go ahead then. H, I just wanted to be a bystander minding other people's business, but you had to force me to take action.

[00:13:45]>> [music] >> Reaching the pinnacle of Gu Jiang art?

[00:13:53]That's impossible. That can't be.

[00:13:58]Stay sharp, everyone. The pavilion master said that Julian Reed is no ordinary person.

[00:14:04]The sound of this zither actually contains the rhythm of the Dao. The stagnant calm within my body has actually loosened in an instant.

[00:14:11]Everyone, come with me quickly.

[00:14:14]Elder Reed, where on earth are you? Why did you suddenly run off?

[00:14:21]Oh, this must be the sound of the senior's Gu Jiang. There's no mistaking this vibe. Big brother, could you play one more song?

[00:14:30]Just one more, please.

[00:14:32]Oh, you guys have no idea.

[00:14:35]The feeling of being adored by a little fan is actually so thrilling. Hee hee.

[00:14:40]Then I'll play another piece for you.

[00:14:42]You have to listen carefully.

[00:14:47]Is this sword evolving the laws of heaven and earth?

[00:14:51]Just from listening to the zither music, my swordsmanship suddenly clicked and I fully mastered it. Feel it with your heart.

[00:14:58]The piano is your best friend.

[00:15:05]What are you doing here? Miss Lin, you're really meddlesome. Is Breeze Hollow your family's property?

[00:15:11]The The Skyward Sword Sect is handling its business. Why should we explain anything to you?

[00:15:20]Hey, buddy.

[00:15:22]What's wrong with you?

[00:15:24]Even craftsmen can't make a living anymore.

[00:15:27]How can a craftsman go hungry?

[00:15:29]Even if I work as a blacksmith my whole life, I can't save enough money for the betrothal gift to marry Molly Cooper. Is this the way the world works? Ordinary people just deserve to be bullied. Take it easy on everything in the world.

[00:15:42]Every situation has a turn for the better. You ask ordinary people, what kind of turnarounds could possibly have?

[00:15:49]Hey, life should be full of passion and hope.

[00:15:52]Lend me the stove. I'll do it myself.

[00:15:55]You look so weak. How can you even forge iron?

[00:16:08]What?

[00:16:09]One strike and the world shifts?

[00:16:29]Two strikes shake the martial world.

[00:16:37]The divine weapon has emerged.

[00:16:40]Who's the expert?

[00:16:44]Who knows why this stupid iron is so damn hard? I'm so furious. Hmm, not bad.

[00:16:49]It should be easier to split firewood with it later. Buddy, thanks for your black iron.

[00:16:54]Axe, I'm taking it with me. You'll definitely be rewarded.

[00:16:59]Young friend, could you tell me where the senior who was forging the divine weapon here just now is?

[00:17:06]Tell me where that senior is and all these will be yours.

[00:17:12]Am I dreaming? Is this the good karma the senior was talking about? The senior didn't mention where they went.

[00:17:20]Got it. This kind of senior loves to play around with life. We must find him.

[00:17:26]This is our once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

[00:17:30]Oh my god, a shooting star.

[00:17:36]What do you mean? Showing out of nowhere to blackmail me. Hee hee.

[00:17:44]You shameless bastard. What do you want?

[00:17:47]Who's a lecher? I'm detoxifying you.

[00:17:51]I'd rather die than let a filthy, disgusting mortal like you touch me.

[00:17:58]Oh, you're being unreasonable.

[00:18:05]Wait, are you immune to all poisons?

[00:18:09]It doesn't matter.

[00:18:11]I just don't want some person of unknown origin dying in my house.

[00:18:21]This is the long-lost seven-star heart-protecting needle. Who on earth are you? None of that matters. Please, just don't die in my house. I don't have all the right ingredients here, and my alchemy skills are rusty, too. This lousy eighth-grade stuff, just make do with it. It's better than dropping dead on the spot, isn't it?

[00:18:41]My wounds are completely healed.

[00:18:44]Could he be that mysterious mortal?

[00:18:48]Your humble servant, the Moonlit Pavilion's Luna Moore. I failed to recognize a great person. Thank you for saving my life, senior. You're not dead, so why aren't you leaving? Are you planning to mooch around my place?

[00:19:00]I'm Flowered, sir. I'm sorry for disturbing your quiet practice.

[00:19:09]Master, look.

[00:19:12]Holy crap.

[00:19:13]WHERE DID ALL THESE EGGS COME FROM? Oh my goodness.

[00:19:16]How can a black chicken lay a colored egg?

[00:19:20]Is this really you're doing?

[00:19:24]Hee hee. Quack quack quack.

[00:19:26]Yep, that's me. Am I awesome?

[00:19:32]A rooster laying eggs? That's unheard of.

[00:19:35]You're such a genius.

[00:19:38]You've been through so much. You sacrificed so much for this family.

[00:19:42]Don't worry, from now on YOU'LL BE THE HERO OF OUR FAMILY. I'll build you a luxury chicken coop, three bedrooms and one living room with a private bathroom.

[00:19:50]WOAH, QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

[00:19:52]YOU'RE SO good to me, master.

[00:19:56]Master, I'm incompetent.

[00:19:58]I not only failed the mission and got attacked, but also unintentionally offended Mr. Mercer.

[00:20:05]Please punish me, master.

[00:20:07]Luna more, what you've gotten yourself into isn't trouble, but a huge opportunity.

[00:20:14]Master.

[00:20:15]Hm.

[00:20:17]A man who can casually take out eighth grade pills like candy beans is worth us staking everything on for the moonlit pavilion since he's so impressed with you.

[00:20:28]That's your advantage.

[00:20:30]Tomorrow, you'll go with me to visit their home in person and apologize.

[00:20:38]Zane Carter, the future of the Ironwood sect rests on your shoulders. We must forge a deep bond with Elder Mercer at all costs. Dad, Elder Mercer is a reclusive master. We shouldn't scheme against him with such a utilitarian mindset. What do you know? Just do as I say. If I could really win the favor of Mr. Mercer, it's not entirely out of the question.

[00:21:04]This person is a huge variable.

[00:21:08]Master, he's the one who messed up our plan.

[00:21:13]Since he loves living a mortal's life, let him taste what it's like to be a hero.

[00:21:21]Go and plant these seeds around Breeze Hollow.

[00:21:26]Remember, you're just a setup.

[00:21:31]The real show is yet to come.

[00:21:36]Should eggs laid by black-boned chickens be considered chicken eggs, too? Maybe they're even more nutritious.

[00:21:43]I'll make a fried egg to try tonight.

[00:22:17]What are you guys doing here?

[00:22:19]Mr. Mercer, such a divine figure, is not the private property of your the Carter Sect. Why can't we come?

[00:22:26]Joanna Sterling, what do you want?

[00:22:30]What do I want to do?

[00:22:32]Lord Carter, I'd like to ask you something.

[00:22:37]Mr. Mercer, such an opportunity.

[00:22:39]Can the Carter Sect really handle it?

[00:22:43]Oh, no.

[00:22:44]Uh Quack quack quack quack quack.

[00:22:47]This aura.

[00:22:49]It's Skyreach Mountain's as Percival Hawkwood. Hawkwood?

[00:22:53]How come he's working as a doorman here?

[00:22:57]Oh, Lord Carter.

[00:22:59]We're We're here to pay a visit to Mr. Mercer.

[00:23:03]If we start fighting right at the door, won't that make a laughingstock of us in front of him?

[00:23:10]Antithetical couplets with natural rhythm and innate charm, the fish pond where spiritual energy transforms into dragons, the vegetable garden full of miraculous herbs, and that structure built with divine wood and spiritual essence chicken coop.

[00:23:24]Oh, sorry to make you laugh, Lord Sterling. That chicken coop is a bit shabby. I feel bad for our little hero here. You've come all this way. Please, have a drink first.

[00:23:38]Nectar elixir.

[00:23:40]Haha, I don't have any fine wine, but I've got plenty of this well water.

[00:23:48]He has an entire well of nectar and spiritual liquid. It's time to pledge your loyalty. Aha.

[00:23:54]Elder Mercer, this is the supreme treasure of my the Carter Sect Supreme Order of Brahma. Anyone who holds this token can command the disciples of our sect at will.

[00:24:07]Oh, this wood carving is so poorly done.

[00:24:10]Take it and play with it.

[00:24:14]What?

[00:24:15]This is the token that commands the entire the Carter Sect.

[00:24:21]Mr. Mercer, you're truly a master living in seclusion with no taste for worldly trivialities. Though the moonlit pavilion offers no worldly gifts, only our loyalty. We are willing to lead everyone in the pavilion to pledge allegiance to you and obey your orders.

[00:24:36]Auntie, this won't do. How could I possibly afford to support an entire sect like yours? Aunt, do I look that old? I can't let the sect master lose face. I can't bring shame to the moonlit pavilion. I'll go all out, Mr. Mercer.

[00:24:50]If you think there are too many people, Luna Moore is willing to stay alone.

[00:24:54]I'll be your servant or maid. I'll serve you tea, pour water, wash clothes, cook meals, and even warm your bed if you want.

[00:25:03]This woman is so shameless.

[00:25:06]Team Dodge.

[00:25:12]Senior.

[00:25:14]I know I'm being abrupt, and I don't dare ask for too much, but I hope you can give Luna more a chance.

[00:25:20]Yes, yes, that little girl is talking nonsense. She must have been delirious from hunger. I will fry some eggs for you to get your strength back. Looks like Arua took a risky move.

[00:25:31]And it paid off.

[00:25:38]Senior.

[00:25:39]There's a life force in these eggs.

[00:25:41]They're alive.

[00:25:43]Are we really going to eat these eggs? Aren't all eggs alive?

[00:25:47]Do you usually eat dead ones?

[00:25:49]I just think it's a bit of a waste to eat it like this.

[00:25:55]Ugh, fine. You win.

[00:25:57]I won't eat anymore. I'll give you this lousy egg. Okay?

[00:26:03]That shameless Luna more got the treasure just by playing the victim.

[00:26:09]What if I Aldemasa Saint Carter also thinks they're so pitiful.

[00:26:18]Are you exploiting a glitch here?

[00:26:25]That's the only one you get. If you keep acting up, you won't even have this one.

[00:26:31]Lord Carter, did you see that? Senior, this isn't favoritism. This is enlightening us.

[00:26:37]Those with sincerity shall receive great rewards, while imitators shall only get small gains. Brilliant.

[00:26:43]So, that's how it is.

[00:26:48]Lord Carter.

[00:26:49]I've had an epiphany in the face of a vision like yours, Senior, that little grudge between our sects is just a childish joke. From today on, the Moonlit Pavilion will seize the resources of your sect. Return all of them. Moha, Lord of Sterling, you're so noble. I was being narrow-minded. My the Carter sect is also willing to return the crystal vein mine we seized from the Moonlit Pavilion.

[00:27:12]I, Joan of Sterling, hereby make an oath to the heavenly way.

[00:27:15]I, Ian Carter, hereby make an oath to the heavenly way.

[00:27:20]I vow to lead the Cartermore Coalition and follow Mr. Mercer forever. Should I ever have a disloyal thought, may heaven strike me down.

[00:27:28]What on earth are you two up to?

[00:27:40]I can't believe I ended up doing all the hard work just to let you take the credit.

[00:27:45]Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:27:48]Where is Marcus Pike?

[00:27:50]This disciple is here.

[00:27:55]I bestow upon you your life-bound treasure, the primordial staff.

[00:28:00]Go test how capable he is first.

[00:28:05]Yes.

[00:28:10]I'm back, baby.

[00:28:17]Ha.

[00:28:18]Who's barking like a dog in the middle of the night?

[00:28:23]IT'S YOU AGAIN, YOU BALDY CHICKEN.

[00:28:26]LET'S GO.

[00:28:30]HEY, TILLY, YOU CAN'T HIT ME.

[00:28:32]OUCH. You came with a weapon today.

[00:28:37]You ugly, featherless chicken.

[00:28:39]I was careless and got tricked last time. I'm going to steal you first today.

[00:28:46]Come. Let me show you my big treasure.

[00:29:03]Impossible.

[00:29:04]WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL ARTIFACT?

[00:29:08]CAN'T A PERSON EVEN get some sleep in the middle of the night?

[00:29:12]Stop showing off. Stop showing off.

[00:29:15]Are you still going to show off? Ugh.

[00:29:17]It's you again, the vegetable thief.

[00:29:26]If I weren't so sleepy, I would definitely break your legs this time.

[00:29:32]Humph.

[00:29:36]Huh, this thief has no sense of integrity.

[00:29:39]How could he litter everywhere?

[00:29:46]Mix you on stuff. Return.

[00:29:49]This stick looks pretty sturdy.

[00:29:51]Let's use it as a fire starter.

[00:30:06]My ultimate weapon.

[00:30:08]I'll fight you till death.

[00:30:17]Another earthquake.

[00:30:19]Am I even allowed to get any sleep?

[00:30:28]I'll invent a seismograph, and I'll make you feel the tremor.

[00:30:38]What are you staring at? Come over and help right now.

[00:30:41]I'm here. I'm here.

[00:30:48]Phew, finally done.

[00:30:52]Master, master, this is this Wait, no.

[00:30:55]This is an innate divine artifact.

[00:31:02]Magic weapon.

[00:31:03]What are you talking nonsense about?

[00:31:05]This is just for earthquake detection.

[00:31:07]You You said he's just a seismologist.

[00:31:12]All right, keep an eye on it for me.

[00:31:13]Don't let any stray cats or dogs damage it.

[00:31:17]Cluck, cluck, cluck. Yes, sure.

[00:31:19]I'll defend the divine artifact to the death.

[00:31:23]The celestial order is in chaos.

[00:31:26]Could it be related to the secret of Lord White's resting place?

[00:31:33]Lord White's resting place is finally going to emerge.

[00:31:42]What are you staring at? I'm only taking you around this once.

[00:31:46]Big brother.

[00:31:49]Hey, big brother. I'm so glad to see you again.

[00:31:53]Wow, little girl.

[00:31:55]Since we're so fated, how about I give you a toy piano, bro?

[00:32:00]Hee hee, I'll do whatever you say, bro.

[00:32:04]Okay, big bro will make it for you right now.

[00:32:14]Take it and have fun. I casually went through 36 crafting steps, so it shouldn't break easily.

[00:32:20]Thank you, bro. Can I have a try now?

[00:32:24]Sure. Go ahead and try whatever you like.

[00:32:40]>> What the hell? This isn't 36 manufacturing processes at all. This is clearly 36 imprints of the heavenly and earthly laws. This is DEFINITELY AN INNATE DAO WEAPON.

[00:32:53]I heard that Leo Foster from the Lee family offended all the powerful figures in the city a few days ago for some rural nobody. Now he's a stray dog that everyone wants to beat. How ridiculous.

[00:33:04]Oh, tell me about it. These days there are always some fraudsters trying to fish for fame and compliments.

[00:33:11]Oh, Alora Vance, you really need to keep your eyes peeled.

[00:33:15]Dora Bennett, that unparalleled pianist you mentioned where on earth is?

[00:33:22]Don't force it if fate hasn't come yet.

[00:33:32]Ferry, your guzheng skills are unrivaled in the world. We mere mortals feel like we're listening to celestial music when we hear you play. A bunch of sycophants, so noisy. Is there really no one in this world who can resonate with me? I still can't grasp the melody of the music you played that day, sir. I really can't grasp it at all. Hey buddy, your tune is pretty good, but it's a bit sad. I have a piece called asterisk Yao Yao Tan asterisk, and I want to ask for your advice. Could I borrow your guzheng for a moment? Ask for advice? Who dares to have anything to do with me, Leo Foster?

[00:34:04]These days Fine, play it. It's just the right time to put this piano to an end.

[00:34:09]Looks like this guy is in trouble. Let me play a tune to cheer him up.

[00:34:29]Dude, are you okay?

[00:34:31]You look like you just got electrocuted.

[00:34:33]Did I mean well, but end up messing things up? I just wanted to cheer him up. How did I make his brain stop working? Oops, got to run.

[00:34:44]Dora Bennett, in your opinion, how does my piano skill compare to that legendary penis you mentioned?

[00:34:50]No comparison at all.

[00:34:52]Miss, listen. Even senior Sister Tang says there's no comparison. That must mean your chin playing skill has reached a superb level. And that person is totally not in the same league as you.

[00:35:13]Firefly and Bright Moon, I'm just that overconfident firefly.

[00:35:18]This is probably only 30 to 40% of his power, right?

[00:35:25]Who gets this? I just saw he was emo and played a tune to cheer him up. How did I short-circuit his brain? This is a new scam tactic. I'm doomed. Got to get out of here right now.

[00:35:36]Uh uh sir, please accept my bow. Leo Foster, I am willing to be your loyal follower, at your beck and call, ready to die for you without hesitation. Damn it, here we go again. Who gets this? The last one wanted to warm my bed. And now this one wants to be my lackey. Do you guys in the arcane realm always go this far?

[00:35:59]I've given you the sheet music, okay?

[00:36:01]You figure it out yourself.

[00:36:13]Turns out everything I was so proud of was just in his eyes.

[00:36:17]A joke.

[00:36:22]Isn't this the scrap paper I used to practice calligraphy on when I first got here 8 years out of boredom?

[00:36:28]My handwriting is as messy as a dog's scribble. This is my embarrassing past.

[00:36:32]It must be destroyed. This is my cringey past. It must be destroyed. Lord I, Alora Vance, swear to heaven that I'll tear you to pieces.

[00:36:45]Don't you touch him.

[00:36:47]Daisy Bennett, he ruined my miracle. I will never rest until I avenge this.

[00:36:52]Don't persist in your errors anymore.

[00:36:53]It's nothing but a tattered piece of paper.

[00:36:56]How much? I'll compensate you 10 times over. Or you can try. Can you get out from under my sword? Hurt him even the slightest bit.

[00:37:04]My lady, no.

[00:37:06]Even if City Lord's Manor is powerful, you can't start a war with the Skyward Sword Sect just for a calligraphy scroll.

[00:37:13]Okay.

[00:37:15]Fine. I admit defeat today.

[00:37:18]But you guys better remember this.

[00:37:20]If I, Alora Vance, can't have it, no one can.

[00:37:29]Where did the person go? I'm so mad.

[00:37:32]Hmph. I won't let you get away this time.

[00:37:40]Hey, boss.

[00:37:41]This place is really creepy.

[00:37:43]Shut up and hurry up. If we're late for the evil god's ritual, we'll all die.

[00:37:48]Ah.

[00:37:50]Help.

[00:37:52]Help.

[00:38:02]Nice.

[00:38:03]These blood meals are really fresh.

[00:38:11]Thank you for the reward, Odin Black, but that's not enough.

[00:38:16]I need more. More essence souls of high-level cultivators.

[00:38:20]Go.

[00:38:22]Wipe out everything on this land. Yes, sir.

[00:38:31]In just half a month over 300 cultivators. This can never be done by the remnants of the Wolf Pack.

[00:38:36]Hmph. It seems an ancient monster has emerged. Well, that's not a bad thing.

[00:38:41]Lord Carter, why don't we set a trap to find out which snake dares to act on Mr. Mercer's turf?

[00:38:49]You're biting people randomly.

[00:38:56]Wow, the air quality over there is so bad.

[00:39:00]It feels like the end of the world.

[00:39:02]It's really scary. Ha ha ha.

[00:39:05]Young friend, I'm passing by and your courtyard looks quite elegant. Could I ask for a cup of water?

[00:39:14]No way.

[00:39:15]Also, you perv, you've been spying on me outside my house for almost a month. Is that fun?

[00:39:21]How did you know that?

[00:39:24]Not only do I know that, but I also know your precious stick ha ha, can only be used to poke the stove now. What? Are you feeling heartbroken? You little fiend, I'll kill you.

[00:39:35]Could it be that he's also here for Lord White's tomb?

[00:39:41]Since we share the same goal, sir, why don't we team up?

[00:39:46]We'll split the treasure 50 to 50 once we succeed.

[00:39:50]I'm not interested in working with a sneaky creep like you who spies on people in the dark. Get lost right now.

[00:39:56]Ho ho ha.

[00:39:57]All right.

[00:39:58]What an arrogant young man.

[00:40:01]I AM HUGO SLADE.

[00:40:04]HUH? HUGO SLADE?

[00:40:06]Never heard of him. Is he really famous?

[00:40:08]How about you sign an autograph for me?

[00:40:21]>> This is the aura of innate Dao energy.

[00:40:25]Lilly Blair, how many times have I told you? Stop playing that stupid toy in the house. It's so annoying. If you keep playing it, I'll take it away from you.

[00:40:33]You call an innate Dao artifact a toy?

[00:40:36]I see.

[00:40:39]YOU SPECIALLY BROUGHT THE DAO TREASURE here just to hog the heaven-defying fortune of Lord White's tomb. Didn't you?

[00:40:46]What the hell?

[00:40:47]Black and white.

[00:40:49]Let me make it clear to you, this yard, this land, everything here is mine.

[00:40:54]You just wait.

[00:40:55]I'm going to contact fellow Daoists right now, and I'll definitely compete with you to see who's better.

[00:41:03]Holy crap. This old pervert not only wants to seize my property, but also forcefully demolish it.

[00:41:13]This heartbeat, it's Lord White.

[00:41:15]She wasn't dead after all. She's come back to life. No way. I must not let her out.

[00:41:26]10,000 years have passed. That Mercer fellow, you heartless player. I will track you down and make you suffer the agony of a thousand arrows piercing your heart.

[00:41:39]You got swayed.

[00:41:40]This is what you get. YOU WERE SCARED OUT OF YOUR WITS BY A MERE MORTAL. THIS is a huge disgrace for us cultivators.

[00:41:47]Shut up.

[00:41:48]You know nothing.

[00:41:50]That kid is a taboo in himself.

[00:41:54]He's a complete monster.

[00:41:58]Humph.

[00:41:59]Scared like this by a snot-nosed kid.

[00:42:01]Humph.

[00:42:03]I'll go take care of him. I'll get an extra share of the treasures from Lord White's tomb.

[00:42:09]Arthur Shell.

[00:42:10]You'll definitely regret this.

[00:42:14]Humph, regret?

[00:42:17]I've lived for 3,000 years and I still don't know how to write the word regret.

[00:42:29]Hey, the mighty Percival Hawkwood, actually working as a guard for a mere mortal.

[00:42:34]You're a total disgrace to the demon clan.

[00:42:38]You evil creature, tell your mortal master to come out right now and meet his doom.

[00:42:45]Oh, the owner is giving extra food again. I wonder if this 1,000-year-old turtle tastes fishy. Woof woof. Hey.

[00:42:52]If you want to die, go do it yourself.

[00:42:55]Ooh.

[00:42:58]Holy crap, turtle soup is super nourishing.

[00:43:02]Mortal, how dare you humiliate me? I'll crush you into minced meat.

[00:43:07]Oh, it's all dirty.

[00:43:10]Impossible. Why is my power being suppressed by a mere mortal?

[00:43:15]Get up for me.

[00:43:22]It's so noisy.

[00:43:34]Hmm, the turtle shell is cracked, which makes it easier to absorb the flavor.

[00:43:38]You're so thoughtful, master. Hahaha, a congenital divine weapon. He's actually using a congenital divine weapon as a hammer. Hehe, what kind of monster is this anyway?

[00:43:48]He's turned my yard into a muddy mess.

[00:43:50]Trying to run.

[00:43:53]Oh, no.

[00:43:54]Senior, spare me. I was wrong. I'll never dare do it again.

[00:44:02]This thing can absorb water.

[00:44:04]Nice, nice.

[00:44:05]From now on, after watering the field, we can use it to soak up the water, and the ground won't be wet anymore.

[00:44:13]Now, the turtle shell is soft, and the meat is tender, too. Should I steam it?

[00:44:19]Or braise it in soy sauce?

[00:44:24]Arthur Shell, FELLOW DAOIST, WAS STEWED LIKE A SEA TURTLE by a mere mortal.

[00:44:29]Foolhardy courage.

[00:44:31]Stupid beyond compare.

[00:44:33]Deal with this taboo being who treats life as a game. How can you use brute force?

[00:44:37]Useless craft.

[00:44:39]Don't make sarcastic remarks here.

[00:44:42]Brute force will only enrage him, and outwitting him is the best strategy.

[00:44:46]My Yin Wind Fiendish Thunder Array draws upon the easily dissipating evil qi from Lord White's tomb. It's formless and traceless, targeting the soul directly.

[00:44:55]No matter how invulnerable his physical body is, he'll have to submit obediently.

[00:45:00]Don't go, you idiots.

[00:45:03]You'll get us all killed.

[00:45:09]Senior, I'm sorry. I've cultivated for 3,000 years. I have an 800-year-old mother to take care of, and a bunch of baby tortoise grandsons waiting to be fed. Please show mercy and don't cook me into soup. This guy is crying so hard that it makes me look like a villain.

[00:45:28]Ouch.

[00:45:29]All right, stop crying.

[00:45:31]I'll really stew you if you keep it up.

[00:45:37]Him.

[00:45:39]With Lord White's evil aura as the guide, the sinister wind rises, the evil thunder gathers, and the array comes forth.

[00:45:47]Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[00:45:50]Kid.

[00:45:51]Enjoy yourself.

[00:45:55]Ouch.

[00:45:56]Huh? Does anyone [clears throat] get this?

[00:45:59]Why did the temperature to suddenly?

[00:46:01]What? THAT CAN'T BE.

[00:46:04]THUNDER CRASH.

[00:46:18]WOW, the system's acting out of character today. It even gave me an electrotherapy as per knowing I have a stiff neck. Hehe, it's amazing.

[00:46:26]Oof, but this technique is a bit clumsy.

[00:46:29]You brat.

[00:46:30]That's going too far.

[00:46:32]Thunderous unification.

[00:46:34]Die, old man.

[00:46:37]A wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him. Let's get out of here first.

[00:46:43]Get out, you beast.

[00:46:45]Hey.

[00:46:48]Really?

[00:46:51]Ah, Croaking Prime, who on earth are you?

[00:47:05]You did it.

[00:47:08]Senior, spare me. I have eyes but failed to recognize a great person. All these are for you to compensate for your dish.

[00:47:15]This pile of scrap metal, it doesn't even deserve to compensate me for my colorful big tomatoes. Who gets it?

[00:47:21]That's my type.

[00:47:24]Can't you afford to pay for it?

[00:47:27]Hahaha.

[00:47:29]Then pay in flesh.

[00:47:32]Ah.

[00:47:35]Is this paying with my body? Does anyone get this? I'm a grandmaster of formations. Am I really reduced to using my looks to please others? No, I can't accept this.

[00:47:44]Hehe, uh-oh, another one bites the dust.

[00:47:47]What are you thinking about? What kind of garbage is in your head? I said you have to pay me back for my vegetables with your labor. See that field over there? Plow it all over again and replant every single vegetable I lost.

[00:48:00]You can leave only when you're done.

[00:48:04]Farming?

[00:48:06]What? This This This isn't acquired spiritual treasure. No, it's a legendary Dao artifact forged by Mother Earth.

[00:48:14]OOH, WHO GETS IT? This batch of villains has such poor mental toughness. Making him farm is like asking for his life.

[00:48:25]Mr. Croft, he He's actually farming.

[00:48:30]Oh, come on.

[00:48:31]I told you not to provoke him. Look what happened. Now Owen's been made into soup, the other sent to work the fields.

[00:48:38]We old folks have been totally disgraced.

[00:48:42]Amitabha.

[00:48:44]Theodonus.

[00:48:46]Brute force won't work.

[00:48:48]We need to use our wits. Oh, Brother Thomas, what kind of trick are you up to again? My power of salvation can turn those with weak wills into Buddhas right on the spot.

[00:48:58]I don't believe that brat can resist the radiance of Buddhism.

[00:49:03]It's no use. That kid is a monster. I naturally have another trick up my sleeve. This object is called the Eye of Medusa. I obtained it from an ancient stone woman who couldn't be enlightened.

[00:49:16]Anyone, no matter how skilled they are, will turn into a stone statue once gazed at by it.

[00:49:44]Wow.

[00:49:45]One suppressing, the other's reforming through labor. This guy knows more about redemption than me. Mephisto Cain.

[00:49:52]In that case, I won't hold back.

[00:50:01]Eye of Medusa, come on.

[00:50:19]No matter if you're a demon emperor or a grandmaster, you must obediently submit to me.

[00:50:25]Who is it? YOU'RE SO LOUD. WHO'S PLAYING THE DJ VERSION OF THE GREAT COMPASSION MANTRA RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?

[00:50:31]CAN I even TAKE A NAP?

[00:50:35]WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE ABOUT?

[00:50:39]CAN A GUY GET SOME NAP TIME?

[00:50:43]GAH!

[00:50:45]NO, IT'S THAT CAN'T BE.

[00:50:47]He's actually able to suppress an ancient artifact. Evil spirit, watch me subdue you.

[00:51:14]Enough is enough.

[00:51:16]You're asking for A BEATING.

[00:51:21]OH WHAT TERRIFYING POWER.

[00:51:25]HE punched through Brother Thomas's protective Buddha light.

[00:51:30]Is this physical body strength even real?

[00:51:34]Old evil monk, how dare you disturb the elder's meditation? Take this hoe.

[00:51:42]Huh? Double what?

[00:51:44]He's actually using a dowel weapon to plow the fields. This overwhelming fortune is mine. I claim it.

[00:51:58]Senior, I'm sorry.

[00:52:02]Please give me a chance to atone for my sins, senior.

[00:52:05]I also want to farm the land for you.

[00:52:07]Holy crap.

[00:52:08]This bald guy is trying to steal my job.

[00:52:12]Who gets it?

[00:52:15]Why is everyone crying and clamoring to farm the land for me?

[00:52:21]All right. All right.

[00:52:23]Go get the tools from the blacksmith shop on your own and leave me alone, you ignorant bald donkey.

[00:52:31]Go on in.

[00:52:38]THE ANGELIC BOW.

[00:52:40]A ROOM FULL OF A SPIRITUAL treasures and he calls these farm tools.

[00:52:45]It's Ling Bao.

[00:52:47]I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY SPIRITUAL treasures in my whole life.

[00:52:50]You're not young anymore. From now on, you'll be in charge of weeding and loosening the soil in my vegetable plot.

[00:52:57]As long as you do a good job, you'll get a share of the soup.

[00:53:02]Yes. Yes. Yes, master. I'll go right now.

[00:53:16]This is the Millennium Seven-Star Grass. The medicinal power is so pure.

[00:53:21]I feel 30 years younger all of a sudden.

[00:53:27]Wow, senior. This place is truly a geomantic treasure spot.

[00:53:32]Is this the Nine-Leaf Ginseng?

[00:53:35]Oh. Oh.

[00:53:37]>> [laughter] >> Thank you for your generosity, sir.

[00:53:40]I utter shall swear to farm for you till my last breath.

[00:53:50]Kyle Mercer, you damned bastard.

[00:53:55]Today, I, your emperor, will crush this small courtyard of yours along with you into powder.

[00:54:10]Iris Thorn, three.

[00:54:18]Who dares to be so presumptuous? State your name. Three seniors, I'm the Wolfpack's Tyler Brock. I'm just passing by and have absolutely no intention to offend you. Passing by? From the way you're acting, it looks like you're trying to tear down our yard. I wouldn't dare, sir. I'm here looking for a kid named Kyle Mercer.

[00:54:41]How dare you address Mr. Mercer by his given name?

[00:54:45]How dare someone like you?

[00:54:47]Disrespecting a senior adds another charge to your crimes. I think you're tired of living.

[00:54:54]These three old geezers, why are they guarding that kid like watchdogs?

[00:54:58]Brother Thomas, teach him a lesson.

[00:55:17]Why?

[00:55:19]Why are you protecting him?

[00:55:23]Can you leave me alone for a minute, please? Senior, this guy's got no sense. We're fixing him right now.

[00:55:29]Senior, this brute is being disrespectful to you. I'm willing to turn him into a stone statue to guard your gate for you.

[00:55:36]Hee hee hee, senior, how about locking him up with my grandsons?

[00:55:41]It's the sky again.

[00:55:44]Why is his Yantang the area between the eyebrows even darker than last time?

[00:55:49]Fine, let him go.

[00:55:51]There's no point in arguing with a dead person. Huh?

[00:55:54]Buddy, take my advice.

[00:55:57]Watch out for the people around you.

[00:55:59]You'd better be careful, okay?

[00:56:01]Ah, ah.

[00:56:04]Oh.

[00:56:13]Kyle Mercer, once I contact Mordecai darkened, recover from my injuries, I will tear you into a thousand pieces.

[00:56:21]Don't worry, foster father. I've already prepared the blood sacrifice array, and we can welcome Odin Black to descend at any time to heal your wounds. Good boy.

[00:56:30]You truly understand your father's heart the best. Once I fully recover my powers, the position of the leader of the wolf pack Why?

[00:56:44]Why?

[00:56:46]Hehe.

[00:56:48]Foster father, you're too old.

[00:56:51]Mordecai Dark said that.

[00:56:53]As long as I kill you and offer your soul to him, I'll be the new leader of the wolf pack.

[00:56:59]And he'll also grant me the power of the spirit lord.

[00:57:03]Watch out for the people around you.

[00:57:07]He saw my ending a long time ago.

[00:57:11]Let's hit the road, foster dad.

[00:57:13]Oh, wow. Have you heard?

[00:57:15]Tyler Brock is really dead. Just like the senior said, he was stabbed by someone close to him.

[00:57:21]Emmitabha.

[00:57:24]Senior, this isn't a prophecy. This This is like whatever you say comes true. You have the golden touch with your words. I guess you practice the legendary mortal world immortal path, roaming freely in the mortal realm. Every word and deed of yours holds divine truth, and every thought and action follows the cosmic laws. To be able to farm by his side, it's a blessing we've earned through three lifetimes of good deeds. Who gets it? We've got to cling to the senior's coattails.

[00:57:51]Who knows?

[00:57:53]We've got to cling to the senior's coattails. Who knows?

[00:57:56]We've got to cling to the senior's coattails.

[00:58:04]Huh, who gets this?

[00:58:06]Tame all these troublemakers into obedience.

[00:58:11]It's so rewarding to be a construction foreman. Now I can finally lie back and take it easy. Awesome.

[00:58:21]Oh, no.

[00:58:22]It's all over.

[00:58:24]Xavier Cole, my friend, they've even completely converted.

[00:58:30]I told you long ago not to provoke him.

[00:58:34]LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED NOW. ONE'S BECOME A PIMP.

[00:58:37]AND the other two are farmers.

[00:58:39]Our centuries-old reputation is ruined in an instant.

[00:58:44]You bunch of losers.

[00:58:46]You're scared like this just because a few people died.

[00:58:52]Who are you, sir?

[00:58:55]Who I am doesn't matter because I can help you turn this world upside down.

[00:59:01]You and I will complete the nine nether annihilation array together and wipe out that brat.

[00:59:06]We'll split Lord White's tomb between us. Lord White's tomb is a matter that my the Skyward Sword Sect will handle on our own. Who are you, sir? You'd better state your name.

[00:59:17]The Skyward Sword Sect is fine.

[00:59:21]Let you scout ahead first.

[00:59:23]Dora Bennett.

[00:59:25]That guy is really sinister. Even Mr. Croft and Brother Thomas, the master, were enlightened and delivered. Oh, Felix Croft and Brother Thomas, those two scum who left our sect and have old grudges with our the Skyward Sword Sect are also there.

[00:59:41]Oh, no.

[00:59:43]In that case, I propose we gather all our forces, declare war directly, and raze that courtyard to the ground. This woman is trying to get the seniors to get rid of Felix Croft and Brother Thomas. We must not let her succeed.

[00:59:59]I know that guy very well.

[01:00:02]I suggest that on behalf of the valley, I go with Dora Bennett.

[01:00:09]All right. I want to see with my own eyes just who this mortal from Spirit Lord Sanctuary really is.

[01:00:18]Ah.

[01:00:20]Whoa, that's refreshing. Seth Strong, this well water is way more invigorating than any fancy nectar or wine. You bet.

[01:00:27]One sip boosts your cultivation by 100 years, and you won't even feel tired after working to more mu of land. You coward. You've abandoned your righteous path completely. You're such a loser.

[01:00:38]WHAT A HUMILIATION. WHAT A GREAT HUMILIATION. HOW DARE HE HUMILIATE US SPIRIT VENERABLES LIKE THIS?

[01:00:44]THAT MERCER FELLOW, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW.

[01:00:49]OUCH.

[01:00:50]Who is it?

[01:00:52]Can't you let me sleep in peace?

[01:00:55]It's him.

[01:00:58]Why does this girl look a bit familiar?

[01:01:02]Bastard.

[01:01:04]Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

[01:01:06]HOLY CRAP, HERE WE GO AGAIN. Who's messing with me? Are these scammers even working in a group now? Who is this girl? She's hugging me so tight that I'm suffocating. Senior, your divine power is truly terrifying. You even made the Skyward Sword Sect Isla Frost throw herself at you voluntarily?

[01:01:23]Hey, oh, you bunch of idiots. Can't you see the murderous look in that girl's eyes? She's clearly a debt collector here. Humph, YOU BEAST.

[01:01:31]HOW DARE YOU DEFILE DORA BENNETT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?

[01:01:36]DON'T COME OVER AND disturb us.

[01:01:44]Sword intent takes form.

[01:01:46]To think you would do this for this mortal.

[01:01:48]Unleash your natal sword essence.

[01:01:51]See that?

[01:01:53]Our master is really lucky with the ladies. Shallow senior is testing our Dao hearts. Female charms are nothing but pink skeletons.

[01:02:03]This grass still tastes better.

[01:02:05]Can anybody save me?

[01:02:07]Who is this girl? You've ruined my good reputation.

[01:02:11]Hey, lady, let go of me first. LET'S TALK THIS OVER NICELY. If you don't let go, I won't be able to clear my name even if I jump into the golden river.

[01:02:21]I've heard you play the piano. I looked for you twice, but you ran away both times. Me, huh? It turns out it's just a fan event for star chasing. I'm scared to death.

[01:02:31]Oh, I see.

[01:02:33]Then let's go inside and sit down.

[01:02:38]Oh, no. Ouch, you idiot.

[01:02:42]You three have no shame at all.

[01:02:46]Being kept like animals by a mere mortal.

[01:02:48]And even eating grass. Look at yourselves now.

[01:02:52]You don't get it.

[01:02:54]Oh, you just don't understand.

[01:02:56]Hey, senior, the grass here.

[01:02:59]Taking a bite of it is better than a hundred years of hard cultivation. You call this eating grass?

[01:03:04]Mr. Slade, senior has never restricted our freedom. It's you who are blind.

[01:03:09]And missed a huge opportunity.

[01:03:13]You're crazy.

[01:03:15]All of you are crazy.

[01:03:17]You're willing to be slaves, willing to degenerate.

[01:03:21]Oh, no.

[01:03:22]Once there was an opportunity in front of you, but you didn't cherish it.

[01:03:27]Hmm. Finally, a normal fan.

[01:03:30]Come back often. Girl, you can't rush things with Mr. Mercer.

[01:03:34]You have to take it slow. My daughter will bother you from time to time.

[01:03:38]Daisy Bennett's cultivation base has jumped from the great perfection of spirit lord to half step spirit emperor in the blink of an eye.

[01:03:46]How is this possible? Why is this peeping old man here again? Why don't you come in? Have a glass of plain water and chat for a while.

[01:03:53]Will you stop staring at me all day long? Ha ha ha. Wait. Did Daisy Bennett break through to half step spirit emperor just from drinking a glass of water? If that's the case, would I become a saint if I drink like this every day? Senior, you're enlightening those who are destined. You as ordinary folks only deserve to eat grass. Your way is so terrifyingly profound.

[01:04:13]Senior, I was too ignorant to recognize your greatness. Just to get close to you, I'd be willing to do anything, even act like an ox or a horse. Get close. GET LOST.

[01:04:27]I'M NOT INTERESTED IN OLD MEN.

[01:04:29]TO be friends with Mr. Mercer is better than all the fortunes in the world. Pass my order.

[01:04:34]The Skyward Sword Sect shall immediately withdraw from the competition for Lord White's tomb.

[01:04:39]Oh, no.

[01:04:42]Who gets it? I have three bottomless pits and a chicken to feed. The rice barrel is almost empty. If I don't figure out a way to increase income and cut expenses, I'll be eaten into bankruptcy. I need to expand the farm again.

[01:04:58]Senior, what kind of blueprint are you drawing?

[01:05:01]The blueprint?

[01:05:03]I'm planning to develop the land at Backwood Ridge as well.

[01:05:10]This is not Wait. What kind of blueprint is that? This not This is the legendary innate eight trigrams, the creation divine array. They say this innate eight trigrams is arranged with the nine heavenly stars as its formation and draws on the nine nether earth veins as its foundation. That's right. Senior, are you planning to refine this world and ascend to immortality on a rosy cloud? What the hell creation of the world? This is just a farmland layout plan.

[01:05:38]Come on. Come on. Let me tell you something. It's very simple. Drawing water from here can irrigate this piece of land. This is called the kin water position, which is beneficial to the growth of all things.

[01:05:52]Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!

[01:05:56]Who gets it?

[01:05:58]I was just talking about hydraulic engineering. Why does it feel like a deity preaching a sermon? What's with this golden lotus bursting out of the ground? Ooh, never mind. Let me finish telling you guys the story.

[01:06:25]Got it.

[01:06:27]This is what we call an ecological cycle.

[01:06:46]Who gets it?

[01:06:49]I explained such vivid and cutting-edge agricultural science knowledge, and you two idiots actually fell asleep listening to me. You fools. You're too stupid to be taught.

[01:07:06]>> [screaming] >> Such an unusual phenomenon. Could it be that a deity from the upper realm is roaming the mortal world? Hurry up and look into who exactly achieved enlightenment in the southern territories.

[01:07:19]Oh, no. The senior is preaching, but we're just ordinary mortals with fragile bodies. Couldn't withstand the sound of the great Dao and fell asleep on the spot.

[01:07:29]The senior's last word, idiot.

[01:07:31]Did you hear that?

[01:07:33]He must be disappointed in us.

[01:07:36]We'll be kicked out of her becoming immortals.

[01:07:40]Work hard.

[01:07:42]Daisy Bennett drank a glass of water.

[01:07:46]Break through to the half-step spirit emperor.

[01:07:50]These two idiots, after taking a single class, broke through to the peak of the spirit venerable.

[01:07:57]I get it.

[01:08:01]Senior, you're enlightening us and bestowing a tremendous opportunity upon us.

[01:08:25]Oh, brother Turtle, no.

[01:08:29]Grandpa Turtle, I'm begging you.

[01:08:32]Please point ME TO A CLEAR PATH.

[01:08:35]I would also like to serve my senior.

[01:08:37]Even if it's collecting night soil, I'd love to, too.

[01:08:42]Oh, the senior said that no unauthorized personnel are allowed inside.

[01:08:57]Hey, stop kneeling. The master's gone out.

[01:09:01]Senior, where did he go?

[01:09:05]Who knows when he'll be back. He only said he's going to pick some wild tea.

[01:09:09]A test.

[01:09:10]This must be the ultimate test from the senior.

[01:09:15]He knew I'd come and deliberately [clears throat] avoided me.

[01:09:21]Just to see how sincere I am.

[01:09:23]I, your junior Harold Slade, am willing to kneel here, rain or shine, until you return, senior.

[01:09:34]Hey, young man. You can't go any further. There's been a beast tide in the mountains lately, and you'll be taking a fatal risk if you go in. Haha, [laughter] thanks, uncle. I'll just hang around nearby.

[01:09:46]Wait, this beast tide only comes once a century. Rumor has it that when the beast tide breaks out, the legendary eternity tea shrub will only appear.

[01:09:54]Could it be that he He's here for this?

[01:09:58]Hehe, I, the great deity, have been hiding here for tens of years. Even if Beowulf Great came in person, he never found me.

[01:10:06]When this beast tide comes, I'll absorb enough of the dragon vein's energy and break through to the holy medicine realm. I can roam freely under the sky.

[01:10:16]Damn.

[01:10:17]This big white radish looks so fresh and crisp.

[01:10:21]Oh, no, we've been found.

[01:10:23]Also, I'm not a radish. I'm out of here.

[01:10:31]Domain of rules.

[01:10:33]Which big shot is pretending to be a nobody here?

[01:10:37]Hehe, watch me take you down.

[01:10:42]Sky splitting shovel, sky splitting shovel.

[01:10:44]A congenital Daoist WEAPON THAT CAN SEVER KARMA AND ERASE THE SOUL. It's not trying to eat me. It wants to destroy both my body and soul completely.

[01:10:55]Wow.

[01:11:02]Who gets it?

[01:11:04]Are radishes this competitive these days? They even run away on their own just to avoid being eaten.

[01:11:26]Another human who doesn't know the difference between life and death.

[01:11:29]Perfect. Let Gnarlroot King work out his stiff joints.

[01:11:34]Such pure vital energy.

[01:11:36]It's more nourishing than any spirit lord I've ever eaten.

[01:11:42]Yes, it's him.

[01:11:44]That man.

[01:11:46]How could HE BE HERE?

[01:11:52]HOLY CRAP.

[01:11:55]MY EYES ARE PLAYING TRICKS on me. This tree can it move on its own?

[01:12:02]Hey, this fish is pretty good. It's plump enough. I didn't get to eat radishes, but having a grilled fish is still nice. Look at that book. Run. Run.

[01:12:10]Run.

[01:12:11]Are all the wild games so feisty today?

[01:12:14]They're running faster than one another.

[01:12:20]Oh, no. Gnarlroot King ran away and Crimson Carp King ran away, too.

[01:12:24]RUMOR HAS IT RUMOR HAS IT THAT MAN IS COMING.

[01:12:35]Heaven is going to destroy me, Wade Robinson.

[01:12:39]To die together with the three demon lords, it's not a loss.

[01:12:50]Hey, what's going on?

[01:12:54]Ah, what a shame I'm a step late.

[01:12:57]All the game has run away, leaving only this half-dead one.

[01:13:01]Hurry up.

[01:13:02]Move quickly, little brother. You're just an ordinary human. This place is dangerous. Don't worry. None of us are going to die.

[01:13:15]Seven-star crab apple.

[01:13:17]Double silver flowers.

[01:13:19]These are all sacred herbs that have long been extinct in the outside world.

[01:13:24]What kind of holy medicine? It's just an herb with a slightly better hemostatic effect.

[01:13:40]Is there such blasphemy against a sacred object?

[01:14:00]A legendary grade nine divine pill was unexpectedly done by a mortal with his hands. It's kneaded into shape.

[01:14:07]This batch of herbs is so terrible.

[01:14:10]They're so sticky.

[01:14:13]Don't say I didn't save you when you were in trouble.

[01:14:16]Is this really for me?

[01:14:18]Take it and eat.

[01:14:19]Great kindness.

[01:14:30]Not only have my wounds fully healed, but my cultivation has also improved.

[01:14:36]Thank you for saving my life, senior.

[01:14:39]Do people in the arcane realm love kneeling this much? I was abandoned by the person I loved deeply. If I hadn't met you, senior, I would have been a pile of bones. The world is full of tricks. Don't be a simp.

[01:14:51]Thank you for enlightening me, senior.

[01:14:54]If I can get out of Skyreach Mountains alive, I will definitely repay you for saving my life.

[01:15:04]Hey, a free lunch delivered right to my door.

[01:15:09]>> [snorts] >> Oh my god, a monster.

[01:15:22]This man is a monster.

[01:15:28]Ouch.

[01:15:29]What a waste. That's 10,000-year-old core milk, a divine treasure that can extend a spirit emperor's lifespan by 100 years with just one drop. And he actually used it to wash his hands.

[01:15:49]Hee hee.

[01:15:51]What an opportunity. What a huge opportunity.

[01:15:54]The place this man is going to is that forbidden steep plant? Follow him.

[01:16:07]Wow, who gets it?

[01:16:09]There's someone still holding a lamp in such heavy rain. Humph.

[01:16:13]Unsoiled by mud.

[01:16:16]Untainted by clear water.

[01:16:29]Divine punishment. It's divine punishment. That man has angered the heavens. He will definitely be struck by lightning and die. Holy crap, I just recited two lines of poetry. Is all this thunder and lightning really necessary just for that? Come on. Today, let's see who's the real dad between us.

[01:16:52]That's it. It's not even as jolting as the system's usual zaps.

[01:16:56]You'll Oh my Daoist companion.

[01:17:00]A thunderbolt just struck up a way for me. Why is that?

[01:17:11]Ugh.

[01:17:13]It must be because I got struck by lightning so hard just now that I'm hallucinating. This place is kind of creepy. The rain has stopped. Let's get out of here RIGHT NOW. THAT'S NOT AN ILLUSION.

[01:17:24]That's That's the transformed form of the celestial lotus that has slumbered for 10,000 years. Is this man actually her destined Dao companion? You're the Dao companion I've chosen, and you can't get away.

[01:17:55]Huh? Who gets this?

[01:17:58]Why are all the animals in this mountain so socially anxious?

[01:18:08]Senior, hurry up. The demon king of Blackwind Peak is chasing us.

[01:18:21]Who gets it? Why do I keep running into these fight scenes?

[01:18:38]You almost messed up my dinner for today.

[01:18:43]One strike.

[01:18:44]From 100 m away, he took down a peak spirit realm demon king with a single blade strike. What kind of godly sword technique is this?

[01:18:55]Why are you so weak?

[01:18:58]A cultivator is actually running all over the mountain being chased by a black bear.

[01:19:03]As Senpai.

[01:19:05]Also, stay away from women from now on.

[01:19:08]Remember, women will only slow down your sword drawing speed.

[01:19:13]Come on. Do as I do. Power starts from the ground. Now, aim at this tree and chop.

[01:19:26]Wade Robinson.

[01:19:28]Hm, you useless piece of trash. You sure are lucky to be alive.

[01:19:37]Ruby Walsh, senior sister.

[01:19:39]Oh, who gets it?

[01:19:42]So, this guy is into this kind of thing.

[01:19:45]His taste is quite unique.

[01:19:56]This Burke Law Oaken we the Azure Academy want.

[01:20:02]Oh, Lucas Pierce, senior.

[01:20:04]You're so naughty.

[01:20:06]Lucas Pierce, let go of senior sister Ruby Walsh. Burke Law Oaken is a senior.

[01:20:10]Shut up, Wade Robinson. Who do you think you are?

[01:20:13]You have no right to boss around Lucas Pierce, my senior.

[01:20:18]What a ridiculous drama.

[01:20:20]Ooh, I'd better go find my tea tree.

[01:20:28]Stop right there. Leave the stuff on your back.

[01:20:31]Told.

[01:20:33]No way.

[01:20:34]Humph. Senior brother Lucas Pierce, why bother wasting words on him? That dog Wade Robinson is somewhat useful.

[01:20:41]But this mortal is just in the way.

[01:20:45]Just kill him.

[01:20:46]Humph.

[01:20:47]Oh, dog.

[01:20:49]What else did you expect?

[01:20:51]Did you really think I have a thing for you? Humph. If it weren't for you being useful as a human shield when it matters, I would have told you to get lost a long time ago. Ha ha ha.

[01:21:04]I get it.

[01:21:06]Get out of here if you understand.

[01:21:09]A useless dog should know its place.

[01:21:24]Espada Cero Oscuras, that can't be.

[01:21:27]Oh.

[01:21:29]Wade Robinson, brother, I'm sorry.

[01:21:32]I was forced by Lucas Pierce.

[01:21:34]You've always been on my mind.

[01:21:40]Cut the crap.

[01:21:46]Are you Why does this cheesy drama even smell?

[01:21:51]Let's wrap it up quickly.

[01:21:59]Master, thank you for your life-saving grace. Wade Robinson, I'm willing to follow your every order and go through fire and water for you. Hey, hold on. My small temple can't accommodate a big Buddha like you. Senior, your path doesn't lie with me, but down the mountain. Now that you've mastered the blade of ruthlessness, you must wield it to slay all the heartless people in the world. Vanquish all the injustices under the sun. This is your true cultivation.

[01:22:30]Wow, you're so wise, senior. Wait, Robinson got it.

[01:22:38]Who gets it? Haha, I finally got this tag-along to leave.

[01:22:42]My tea, here I come. Haha.