Cobb Can Move and Now I'm Fearing For My Life

[00:00:09]Chad, I have some very unfortunate news.

[00:00:11]Um, Cobb can move. I just watched Cub Scouts play this game literally like a few hours ago, and I wanted to play it. So, now I'm here. I I've been wanting to get into some spoopy games, you know? Just just dip my toe into horror. dip my my my my my toenail into into the horror game waters. [laughter] Yeah. But this game is really interesting. Hob can move at the start, right? And then as the game goes on, he can do more things. Isn't that crazy?

[00:00:43][laughter] Cob Cobb is a baby. For real. For real.

[00:00:46]This man on his developmental psychology type [ __ ] [laughter] Cob can move. Holy [ __ ] Just going to start crying. Hang on. I'm not ready.

[00:00:56]Cob can move. This is how I move. Eat your space.

[00:01:00]Okay. And I've got some coal. There's some coal action. Can I sprint? Cannot sprint. I'm making noise.

[00:01:10]Every time I walk, I make noise. Okay, so this is showing me how visible I Oh my god. See, even though I've already seen Cub Scouts play this, I'm learning new things. I'm learning all the things he didn't do. Can I throw this? What I throw? How do I hear grown man? Help.

[00:01:31]Help. Help. Help. He can't. He He can't see. I got scared. I got a little scared. I forgot Cobb can see cuz he was a blind son of a [ __ ] Ah, get [ __ ] I'm so good, man. This game's easy. Cobb can't do [ __ ] Cobb can hear. Mother, let me let me be as quiet as a mouse.

[00:01:54]Squeak. Squeak.

[00:01:55]Squeak. Squeak.

[00:01:58]Making.

[00:02:01]Sorry. I only save those sounds for my wife if I [laughter] had one. I love the animation of my little guy. Seeing this game made me really want to make a game.

[00:02:13]Can he can What? What can you do? Can you hear? He can hear. Okay. Why don't you kill yourself? Did you hear that?

[00:02:22]Eat my ass. Okay. Okay. Okay. He can't hear that well cuz he's Stop. Stop. Stop it.

[00:02:33]Cobb.

[00:02:35]This [ __ ] camping. You're camping.

[00:02:38]You're camping and you suck and you're dumb idiot. Haha. I'm doing this deathless. I'm going to move here.

[00:02:43]Smell. A. How can he smell? I don't get how smelling works. [ __ ] I have to flip breakers now.

[00:02:55]Oh, the thing was red. The thing was really red. He's running.

[00:03:01]He is running.

[00:03:04]I am I'm ill. I'm ill and I'm sick. I'm sick to my stomach. I'm going to be sick.

[00:03:11]Who is mowing the lawn? Oh my god. Okay, I hear him sniffing.

[00:03:18]Okay, so he always knows where you are if he sniffs. Hey, how about you suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my coal.

[00:03:29]Cole, stop sniffing. You need to stop. You're sick.

[00:03:35]Stop.

[00:03:39]I'm going to start sobbing. I'm going to throw up. Why did I play this?

[00:03:48]Switch. I just flipped your switch, stupid [ __ ] I can't see. I am a blind little [ __ ] with some coal.

[00:03:56]Put some coal in my hand. I just need to deliver this. Hang on. Hang on. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking with this fire. I'm so good. I'm so good.

[00:04:07]Never once panicked. Never once panicked. He can reach. He can move. He can see. He can reach. He can smell.

[00:04:16]I'm not okay.

[00:04:18]mine. I wish you could throw the coal.

[00:04:21]That would be so handy. Maybe if you could if you could run, dash, maybe. Why am I so Why am I so useless? Why are my skills and abilities so lacking? All I could do is run, pick up, and kill myself. I [laughter] Is this game trying to tell me something?

[00:04:41]>> Kill yourself.

[00:04:43]>> You disgust me. You disgust me. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away.

[00:04:54]This isn't okay. This can't be legal.

[00:04:56]This actually can't be legal. And I need you to hurt yourself.

[00:05:00]You're so mean. I think this is called bullying.

[00:05:06]I don't think this is legal in several different He just made out with me. If there is no way to avoid being smelled, try and keep distance. But that's what I was doing.

[00:05:24]That's what I was doing. Okay, I forgot.

[00:05:26]This game is insane cuz it it it it is randomized. Every time you die, it changes. So now he can only move here, reach, and I can freeze. So I can die in more ways than just Cobb. So I think for the freezing, if I'm not by a fire source at all times, I that appears the little blue [ __ ] Um, this is a lot of lot of coal at the start.

[00:05:54]I just got blessed. Hello. Mine.

[00:05:58]I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't know why I that that Sorry, I need two [ __ ] switches.

[00:06:08]Where is he? I'm gonna be sick to my stomach. Loud ass footsteps, but you can't run. Holy [ __ ] Okay, that's the only thing I need now. I just need two levers.

[00:06:20]I need two levers.

[00:06:23]One.

[00:06:25][screaming] Hey, what if you thought, [ __ ] please be up here. Yes.

[00:06:37]My coal isn't delivered.

[00:06:40]Please.

[00:06:44]Oh my god.

[00:06:48]What if I just had a panic attack? Cobb can move. Cobb can smell. Cobb can see.

[00:06:53]Cobb can starve. What? I can starve.

[00:06:55]Cobb can hear.

[00:06:58]Cob can do everything but reach. So if we're in a if we're in an epic chase scene, he can't get grabbed by those.

[00:07:05]Now I have to feed myself. I already struggle doing that. In general, I feel like I'm going towards Cobb.

[00:07:14]That's a fun area. Oh, KBBY. Oh, corn on the cob. You corny bastard. Where oh where could you be?

[00:07:23]That doesn't feel good. This doesn't feel good. I don't feel good.

[00:07:30]I don't I'm ill.

[00:07:34]This game is sick and twisted. You're sick and twisted.

[00:07:38]You're sick. You make me sick.

[00:07:44]This is a dead end. I'm I will hurt someone. Okay. Hey, can you leave me alone? Uh, I can't freeze anymore, so that's good. But are we just going to do this the whole time?

[00:07:57][ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You are embarrassing yourself. Your mother is disappointed in you.

[00:08:10]And also, no one loves you. Okay, so I didn't understand what smelling did. And it just it just makes him keep tabs on you at all times. So, you can't really stay in one spot for too long or else he'll just corner you somewhere cuz he's a [ __ ] Oh, Jesus. I'm so far away.

[00:08:30]Cool. Cool area, man. Dude, your your house sucks. You suck. And I I dislike you. I dislike you. I dislike you. I dislike you. I dislike you. I dislike you. I Can he hear me? He can hear me eat carrots.

[00:08:50]I feel like I should save those for last.

[00:09:01]Cob, I did it.

[00:09:06]I thought I still have one more. What?

[00:09:08][ __ ] He could duplicate times two. I didn't even get times one. So duplicate means I think you know what it means. Yeah. So he can't see. Okay, bet. He can't see me. So I can There are three of them.

[00:09:29]Why are they running?

[00:09:32]I hope they didn't hear that.

[00:09:36]They might have heard that. Who is sniffing? Hit the I'm going to hurt myself.

[00:09:45]I'm going to throw up. I'm going to be sick. At least they're all right there and they can't see. At least I At least I fell on my face so they could all hear me trip like a [ __ ] Stop smelling. I almost starved. I [laughter] got distracted. I can't see. I can't see. La, stop.

[00:10:10]This isn't funny.

[00:10:14]This actually isn't funny, nor is it cute. I'm literally not laughing. There is no goof falling.

[00:10:21]I'm going to freak out. I'm going to freak out. I'm going to freak out. They can hear me eat the carrot.

[00:10:28]Where are they? I like knowing where they are so I can keep tabs on them.

[00:10:33]Have some semblance of where I shouldn't shouldn't go. The lever's right there.

[00:10:39]I need four.

[00:10:42]They're all going there.

[00:10:46]Okay, at least I didn't accidentally run into one on the way doing all that. I need one coal and one breaker. Okay, I already have a coal. I just need the breaker.

[00:11:01]Where's the breaker?

[00:11:04]Please, please, please, please, please, please. I'm going to starve. I'm going to starve. I'm going to starve. I'm going to starve. I'm going to I'm so mad.

[00:11:18]So mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

[00:11:23]I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

[00:11:25][gasps] I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. And he can see. At least I don't have to feed myself. Yay!

[00:11:33]I had the most goated setup and I forgot to feed myself. Oh, carrots respawn.

[00:11:39]Don't worry. But not where I need them to.

[00:11:44]All of you can eat my ass.

[00:11:47]Eat my ass. Eat my ass. Eat my ass. He can reach.

[00:11:52]Reach these nuts. Low, you didn't have to be over here. You didn't have to be over here. Um, this seems unnecessary. Cob, can you take your eyes out? Okay, his eyes are gone.

[00:12:07]All their eyes are gone, but I have to feed myself.

[00:12:12]I'm going to save this one cuz at least I know.

[00:12:16][ __ ] that was a little scaly. H, that that made my toes go. Oh, what? Had to jump my ass. The [ __ ] [ __ ] Lol.

[00:12:34]Hurt yourself.

[00:12:36]I didn't want to.

[00:12:39]I didn't want to do that.

[00:12:45]Remember to feed myself. I am afraid.

[00:12:51]Okay. So, now my my main concern is coal. I know the grass stops them from hearing you, but it's just so inconvenient to go out of my way to step on the grass. Like, if they're going to sniff for me anyway, I might as well just just make as much noise as possible. I know that's dumb logic, but [laughter] frankly, I don't have time for this nonsense. La.

[00:13:20]Okay, so I have to go up and that's where all the cops are. All the silly little guys are. That's where they're residing.

[00:13:29]There's a man. Where is my coal?

[00:13:34]Stop listening.

[00:13:38]Hurt yourself. I'm not breathing. Lol.

[00:13:46]I stop.

[00:13:51]Stop.

[00:14:01]I'm going to be sick.

[00:14:03]I'm going to be sick. Sick. Sick. I'm going to be sick. So sick. Oh, so sick.

[00:14:20]Cob.

[00:14:23]Oh my god, I [ __ ] did it. Holy [ __ ] This is just anxietyinducing. It's not that difficult once you get it. It's just like final level. Cobb can move and Cobb can die. Hell yeah. I love the way they presented that.

[00:14:46]Uh oh. Cobb can hear. [ __ ] I forgot about this.

[00:14:54]While watching uh Cub Scouts play the [laughter] Okay, that was rude. While watching Cub Scouts play this, I uh lost my train of thought. Right. While watching him play this, I was thinking of how like sick of a rogue like this would be. Honestly, I really want them or just someone to expand on this concept. It's crazy cuz I've only seen this done in like puzzle games like Baba can't speak or something. No, >> but this is sick.

[00:15:36]Have you tried being not stupid? That's what I thought. Fool.

[00:15:42]Cool. He can smell me.

[00:15:44]He can smell my fear. He's going to be up here.

[00:15:54]Can't see.

[00:16:00]He can see now. That's fun. That's fun.

[00:16:05]Cobb, you should hurt yourself. Cobb.

[00:16:09]Cobb. Cobb.

[00:16:12]Hob, this is unnecessary and uncalled for. Sir, sir, buddy. Okay, these corners are the worst.

[00:16:23][laughter] These dead ends are absolutely insufferable. Okay, so do they all do the same thing? Then if I grab this one, does it mean he can smell or hear that one? So, I'm wondering if I get the other one first, will he still be able to only hear? Are these specific batteries tied to a certain thing he can do a certain ability? I guess I will see.

[00:16:50]Okay, he can smell. So, I should always get that one first.

[00:16:55]Idiot. You're an idiot.

[00:16:58]By the way, you're stupid. So, sight is always the last one for him. There's no reason I'm up here.

[00:17:07]Don't don't don't do that. Uh, okay. Please.

[00:17:17]Okay. Now I just have to survive. This is unfortunate. This is unfortunate.

[00:17:22]This is unfortunate.

[00:17:24]Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

[00:17:26]Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.

[00:17:29]Oh my goodness.

[00:17:31]My god.

[00:17:36]You looking a little crispy, big man.

[00:17:39]Cobb can't move. Damn right. Cobb can get [ __ ] in the ass. This being made in one week for a game jam is crazy. And I love this game a lot. I really want someone to expand on this concept cuz it's so cool. It's so cool. And sorry, I'm just so good at video games that I beat this in 28 minutes. I'm just so good and talented. Um, yeah. And I only died like three times cuz I'm just so good. I'm just so good. Remember guys, Cobb may be able to move, but he can't win. Am I right or am I right? Oh my god, he's waving. Hi. You got a carrot.

[00:18:17]No. Somebody give him a lighter quick.

[00:18:18]He's going to He's going to freeze. He's going to freeze. One last thing. Thank you all so much for the overwhelming support. You deserve it. If you enjoyed this game and you want to support me further, consider whisking my game, Voidface. Checking it out. Checking it out. It's Voidface. Bullet hell arena shooter and try to clear bite-sized boss rush challenges. Okay. Okay. Voidface looks sick. See how long you can survive unlimited waves. How does this work? And this starts at level three and continues forever. Interesting. Interesting. Let me Let me just see. Okay, let me just see. This video is ending as soon as I die.

[00:18:52]Lulu la.

[00:18:56]He's on the left side.

[00:19:00]or he's right there. Um, hey Cobb, can you stop seeing?

[00:19:07]Just close your eyes. It's not that hard. You're pathetic. You're pathetic.

[00:19:11]And I hate you, by the way.

[00:19:12]>> Miss, >> I meant to hit that. I didn't press it in time.

[00:19:19]I fool. Where is the breaker? It's right here. I just need one more coal. Found it. Mine.

[00:19:30]You need to stop.

[00:19:32]Okay, now I just have to wait. I just have to wait. Please, please, just let me have one. Just let me have one victory. Thank you. Okay, he can duplicate only once. Don't know why I did get that before and I only just got two. That's cool. That's cool. That's great. That's fun. He can see yummy coal. Delicious.

[00:20:01]Good for my bones.

[00:20:05]I tricked him. I tricked him. You have to believe me. I tricked him. I tricked him. I tricked him. He's so stupid. He's so stupid and slow. He's so stupid and slow. Um, this is very loud. You're very loud.

[00:20:17]You're being very loud. This is I can't hear. I can't hear.

[00:20:26]Wait. Wait, wait. I was joking. I was joking. I was joking before.

[00:20:32]Um, [panting] please. Please. I toast. Ooh, Cole, please don't let there be a wall. I don't know why you stopped. I don't know why you just hit a pose. [ __ ] Jojo posed on me. Uh, can you hurry up? I don't want to go back down there.

[00:20:52]Please, [laughter] please hurry. I can hear I can hear them. Please.

[00:20:57]Thank you. Move here or see. I could freeze and starve. Okay. Doing all the fun things today. Should not have hit that, by the way. I think I'm stupid.

[00:21:09]You can see.

[00:21:11]Okay. I didn't think you were I I thought you weren't going to be there.

[00:21:15][laughter] I almost froze. That's crazy and embarrassing. Imagine starving or freezing in this game. That would be so embarrassing. I'm going to take this.

[00:21:25]You're mine now cuz I can't see jack [ __ ] Hello.

[00:21:33]Where?

[00:21:37]Okay. You can't. Oh, you just made me make so much noise.

[00:21:43]Oh my lord. Oh my lord. Oh my lord. Oh my lord. Oh my lord.

[00:21:50]Them. This game and their [ __ ] diagonals.

[00:21:55]I'm so cold. I was getting blue.

[00:22:05]I'm cold. Cold and hungry.

[00:22:09]Me every day. This is unfortunate.

[00:22:16]If you come in from this hallway, I will hurt you and everyone you love. Thank you. You're so sweet. You're so sweet to me. Is there coal being delivered? There is. I am so smart. I am so smart and talented.

[00:22:29]Yippee. Oh, he can do all the fun stuff.

[00:22:32]Yay. Man, this game would be easy if Cobb couldn't move. Cobb can do the craziest things. And I can freeze.

[00:22:44]Damn, this map is big. I don't even hear footsteps or handsteps, I guess. And they're coming. Oh [clears throat] my god, [laughter] they're coming. There's danger over there. I don't feel the most safe that way. But I want to deliver.

[00:23:05]Excuse me. I'm very cold.

[00:23:09]I just [ __ ] killed myself. I slipped.

[00:23:13]I [ __ ] slipped. I I hate it here. Oh, I got a trophy.

[00:23:19]Thank you, Cobb. This game sucks, by the way.