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Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]You want some?

[00:00:01]One second, sir. Get the per said right now.

[00:00:04]>> Okay. Wait, have you ever been covered in poop before? No.

[00:00:07]>> [laughter] >> No. Buckle up, cowboy. You're about to be.

[00:00:11]Just when you THOUGHT WE WERE DONE, WE'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER WEIRD NEWS.

[00:00:15]>> TODAY, we're going to talk about why peeing on the people around you doesn't make you a better friend.

[00:00:20]>> Yes, please. Let's talk about this more.

[00:00:23]>> long as I can remember, [laughter] people have turned to spraying their friends and strangers with golden shower fluid when they get stung by a jellyfish.

[00:00:31]>> Oh, great. Well, I'm about to let you guys to know something. It doesn't work.

[00:00:35]And the TRUTH SHALL [screaming] SET YOU FREE.

[00:00:39]>> OKAY, but that's a great movie. I need to rewatch that. Liar Liar, Jim Carrey in his prime.

[00:00:44]>> [laughter] >> Candy tears have been raining down upon the victims of jellyfish I think he might like Jim Carrey. I've seen a few Jim Carrey references throughout his videos, and honestly, I'm here for it.

[00:00:54]This is because the acidic nature of urine should theoretically neutralize jellyfish venom and help reduce the pain.

[00:01:02]But it doesn't. The only thing that's getting neutralized is the happy memories of sand and waves for the person that just had a run-in with the prehistoric venomous snot rocket and is immediately being replaced by nightmares of the hottest asparagus-soaked regret that they >> [clears throat] >> People, I TELL YOU WHAT.

[00:01:19]>> GOD.

[00:01:20]>> BUT IF THIS EVER HAPPENS TO YOU, HAVE NO FEAR. Simply soak the area in salt water or tap water between 107 and 113 degrees, which should help reduce the pain plus save you a lifetime on therapy bills and all >> [laughter] >> WHAT IS THAT RINGING? HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE CAN PRESENT in many different ways, [snorts] like blurred vision, headaches, or like this guy who looked like me after spending 3 minutes in the sun without SPF 5000.

[00:01:50]Dude, that's rough, buddy.

[00:01:52]>> he was fine, and to say he was lucky would be a gross understatement. You see, after suddenly stopping the medications that he'd been on for the last 30 years, his body compensated wonderfully by shooting his blood pressure through the stratosphere and almost taking his ability to ever eat solid food again with it. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back. Rib. Look, I get it. Nobody likes taking prescribed pharmaceuticals every day. I mean No, thank you.

[00:02:22]Well, stopping your brain from blowing a blood vessel inside of your very sealed, very sensitive brain cage, it might be important to continue consuming it so you can continue using all of your limbs. Hey, Alba. PB&J's are so good.

[00:02:38]This was nowhere near the first or last time I would encounter somebody who filled their belly with Benadryl prior to consuming something they were highly allergic to in hopes that their body wouldn't catapult their consciousness into the next lifetime.

[00:02:52]My god.

[00:02:53]>> Again, I get it. If somebody took the ability for me to be able to house an entire peanut butter, marshmallow, and bacon sandwich away from me, It does sound kind of enticing. the possibility of not being able to see the next Fast and Furious installment on it. You don't turn your back on family. It's all about family. Can't turn your back on family.

[00:03:12]Severe allergic reactions happen after your body releases abnormally excessive amounts of chemicals like histamines into your body after you've eaten or got stung by something. OH! AND THE BODY'S REACTION TO THIS CAN BE super unpredictable. From a little tummy pain to laying on the ground looking up at the sky as your airway closes faster than you can say That escalated quickly.

[00:03:34]And that might be a problem. Rolling the antihistamine dice ain't worth it because no amount of all you can eat shrimp is worth drooling all over yourself with the Well, I beg to differ.

[00:03:45]There is some good fish out there that might be worth it.

[00:03:49]>> [laughter] >> What about red lobster YOLO. If that's how I go, how I go, you know. an EpiPen to the thigh and question all of your life choices. [snorts] Beautiful.

[00:04:03]Creepy people IN DARK ROOMS, TORN TESTES, and metal-tasting mayhem are the wonderful follow-up stories that filled today's where they now episode. Yeah, they're broken. Don't worry about that.

[00:04:16]You just come in here so I can show you exactly what you need to see.

[00:04:20]>> No. I think this might be the most requested where they [snorts] now follow-ups that I've ever had, and rightfully so, because I can honestly say this is the most scared I've ever felt on a >> I bet I would have been terrified. do, here's what happened. So, after gathering a couple more people, I was slowly making my way up to the room when you know what?

[00:04:40]It'll just be easier to show you.

[00:04:42]>> [laughter] >> Sir, where are you?

[00:04:45]There you are.

[00:04:47]Uh, no. You made it. No. Yeah, are you uh ready to go down to the hospital?

[00:04:54]Uh-huh.

[00:04:55]No, no, no. Can you guess what I have?

[00:04:59]>> No, it's poop. Is it poop?

[00:05:01]>> It's poo-poo.

[00:05:03]You want some?

[00:05:05]One second, sir. Get the per said right now. Okay. Wait, have you ever been covered in poop before? No.

[00:05:11]Buckle up, cowboy. You're about to [laughter] be.

[00:05:14]After all that very stinky tussle and a much-needed medication injection, that guy was the happiest cockaloupa that I've >> [laughter] >> barely slipped through the crack of the chair, which hurt. So, I TRIED TO JUMP UP, BUT MY BOYS TRIED TO STAY BEHIND.

[00:05:33]>> OOH, I'm so sorry. permanently. Panic, fear, and a genuine deep-seated feeling of regret would be the best way to describe this patient's demeanor after almost experiencing a full separation of his twin boulders from the rest of his body. Oh my god, I want to die.

[00:05:50]>> [laughter] >> And I got to say it That would suck so hard. the second this guy started describing his genital pouch stretching towards permanent castration, I wanted to close my eyes and happy Gilmore myself out of there to my happy place.

[00:06:08]>> [laughter] >> But unfortunately, part of the gig as a paramedic is listening to things that you hope will melt away from your memory like this guy's dreams of ever procreating. However, I have to report that besides swelling to the size of a small grapefruit, this guy's gargantuan gonads are still attached to his body and ready for another ROUND OF HOW STRONG ARE YOUR TESTICLES?

[00:06:31]>> [laughter] [snorts] >> DO YOU GUYS take That's wild. Can you imagine like the snapback on that? Like imagine No, I probably shouldn't No. You know, there's like little sticky hands that with the string that you like you throw it and it snaps and hits a wall.

[00:06:44]Like imagine it ricocheting. I'm just done. I'm done. I'm done. Pretend like I didn't say anything. [laughter] >> dude. I felt like 80 cans Look, firefighting is inherently dangerous. It's something we know when we sign up for the job. Whether it's dodging cars on the interstate that seem to be dead set on making us their new BLOODY HOOD ORNAMENTS DEADLY CANCER EXPOSURES WHEN fighting fire or just putting on our gear. That's a reference to recent discoveries that our firefighting bunker gear contains something called forever chemicals that might possibly be slowly killing us every time we put it on.

[00:07:20]Don't we love life?

[00:07:23]>> [laughter] >> Nearly another way to die, but we all know the thing that's ultimately going to take us out is going to be something stupid. Slipping and sliding in the shower or That's my biggest fear. I'm like I'm going to do something real dumb and that's how I go. It's like come on.

[00:07:38]No. No.

[00:07:40]I can't go out like that. unknowingly inhaling the flaming remnants of an overly Now I'm not sure but from our rendezvous with a cockroach melter 5000 BUT IS WE KNOCKED THAT FIRE DOWN AND THEN 1 YEAR LATER IT STILL HAD ROACHES.

[00:08:13]>> [laughter] >> TO BE HONEST, I THOUGHT THE WHERE they now was going to be like actual interviews. Apparently not.

[00:08:19]>> [laughter] >> But it is kind of interesting. It is kind of interesting.