I Wasn't Supposed To Go On This Cruise

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]What the Way more gas. Are you You're Jojo's world. Why are you here again? I told you never to come back on this ship again.

[00:00:07]>> [music] >> I don't think you're all ready for this, bro. This is where we black out.

[00:00:13]>> Yes, I just took a shot of tequila. You took a shot? He's gone already.

[00:00:20]What would you do if you dropped your phone overboard? Take it a swim.

[00:00:24]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm mind shots.

[00:00:26]Seriously, what the [ __ ] The wind is coming and bouncing our heads up and down. This isn't relaxing at all. Who the [ __ ] designed this?

[00:00:33]Miami!

[00:00:35]HOW WE FEELING?

[00:00:37]>> [laughter] >> WE'RE CURRENTLY AT A MENTALIST SHOW.

[00:00:40]Brian just got caught down.

[00:00:42]>> Looking Brian.

[00:00:44]Oh my god.

[00:00:45]>> [laughter] >> We're walking Oh goodness. We're walking into go check on Jojo cuz we're worried about him. You okay?

[00:00:53]Yeah, I don't I'm not okay. You drank.

[00:00:56]You drank, mother That's what happens WHEN YOU DRINK.

[00:00:59]>> [laughter] >> I I I WHAT YOU ORDER? What the [ __ ] is this?

[00:01:04]That's his room [laughter] service. We have dinner in 10 minutes.

[00:01:08]>> We have dinner in 10 minutes, you hole.

[00:01:10]Oh [ __ ] it is.

[00:01:12]>> [laughter] >> I farted.

[00:01:15]They're pretty bad. When I get bloated, they're bad.

[00:01:17]>> Ew. Street bangs. Yep, corn bangs. It is It is a little spicy. I love spicy. And now to the food critic himself. He's never said a good thing about anything.

[00:01:27]>> [laughter] >> Matt Alter, what do you have to say? The street corn.

[00:01:31]10 out of 10.

[00:01:32]>> Oh!

[00:01:33]>> Absolutely perfect.

[00:01:36]Perfect. Perfect. No notes. Street corn 10 out of 10.

[00:01:43]Now let me ask you this, Jojo. What do you know about this place?

[00:01:46]We're below the equator. No, we're not.

[00:01:50]>> [laughter] >> We're below the Tropic of Cancer. What?

[00:01:53]>> The equator is way further down in South America.

[00:01:56]>> Is this a seventh grade geography class? We made it.

[00:01:59]>> [laughter] >> Oh, dang. Oh, this is pretty, dude. Is that a monkey? Who's that?

[00:02:04]>> Hey, you hold it. No, that's okay.

[00:02:07]Pablo's got the whistle. Don't worry.

[00:02:08]We're going to die. No, Pablo's got a whistle. Look at this.

[00:02:11]>> Go on, Pablo. Here we go. Here we go.

[00:02:14]Oh my gosh. I hope this is not unprofessional. Can I give a hug to you?

[00:02:19]Yeah, I'LL GIVE YOU PABLO THE GOAT. BRO, MAD MAD STRESS ON ME IS high right now.

[00:02:25]>> Yeah. It's hard.

[00:02:26]>> Look at him right there. Look at him.

[00:02:27]Look at him.

[00:02:29]He's on a mission. Look at him. He knows what he wants to do.

[00:02:31]>> [laughter] >> And there's no telling him otherwise.

[00:02:38]Let's go. His texture is a little bit off. It's [music] very spongy. You know who Mary reminds me of?

[00:02:43]>> [laughter] >> That guy from Ratatouille. The guy that reviews the food? Yeah.

[00:02:47]>> [laughter] >> You spread it? What? You spread [music] it. Hey, yo. Or you Woah. Or you What?

[00:02:53]Or you What are you Or you I know you want to say Why did he do that?

[00:02:58]You spread it.

[00:02:58]>> [laughter] >> What? Or you spread it.

[00:03:00]OH.

[00:03:01]WHAT?

[00:03:02]WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO cut chicken at?

[00:03:04]Nobody taught me how to do anything, bro. Well, no wonder. I could tell.

[00:03:09]>> [laughter] >> I'm god dad. No one told me how to do anything.

[00:03:14]The mash is really good, though. My wine pairing was okay.

[00:03:19]And that's it. Geez.

[00:03:20]>> Everybody, just so you know how messed up Jojo is right now. He's recording us with his eyes closed. [laughter] I don't know what you're talking What are your expectations for Scarlet night?

[00:03:28]>> Expectations getting hammered.

[00:03:32]>> [screaming] [music] >> Brian ordered one hard boiled egg. It's like a hibachi RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOSH.

[00:03:51]NO WAY. That was amazing.

[00:03:53]>> [laughter] [music] >> I had $100 up to my bar tab.

[00:03:58]The guy's like, "Yo, you got to use this." I said, "Okay, fine."

[00:04:03]So, we got bottles.

[00:04:08]>> [music] >> Bro, we've been here for 2 seconds.

[00:04:14]Matt's already crashing out. Why are you holding it like that? See, this is what happens, man. You're nice to people, you do good things, good things happen to you. Look at all the meat we got. Brian, don't you like meat in your mouth?

[00:04:25]I I mean, well, what I meant to say was Yes.

[00:04:29]>> [laughter] >> Matthew Walter, the man who has never liked a single thing in his life, he's never said a good thing about anything.

[00:04:34]What do you think? The meat?

[00:04:36]It's a 10 out of 10. Woah! WOAH, BABY.

[00:04:39]OH MY GOD.

[00:04:41]TANGO.

[00:04:43]HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you.

[00:04:49]We got to go. Guys, we need to leave.

[00:04:51]>> [laughter] >> I got to go.

[00:04:54]MATT, DON'T STAND UP.

[00:04:56]>> [laughter] >> MATT, DO NOT STAND UP. Whatever you do, >> [laughter] >> it's a new dawn. Oh.

[00:05:06]It's a new day.

[00:05:08]It's a new life for me.

[00:05:14]>> [music and singing] >> And I'm feeling good.

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