The First 25 | 28th May 2026 | The Chris Moyles Show

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]Call the pub a meeting.

[00:00:02]I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:04]>> That's good.

[00:00:04]>> Yeah.

[00:00:05]>> That's just I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:06]>> Hello, you know that I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:08]>> Yeah, it's a bit hard.

[00:00:09]>> Cuz what do you have a meeting in the meeting?

[00:00:10]>> Hello, so where are the brewery? Where do you want these barrels delivered?

[00:00:14]>> Yeah, I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:16]>> Yeah, so where do you I'll be I'll be quick. Where do you want these barrels of beer delivered?

[00:00:20]>> That fell that fell flat in 3 seconds.

[00:00:22]>> We've got boxes of crisps as well, so where are we delivering them?

[00:00:25]>> I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:27]>> Where are we delivering the crisps and the beer?

[00:00:29]>> I'm in a meeting.

[00:00:31]>> Now, here's Chris.

[00:00:43]Good morning Great Britain.

[00:00:45]Uh hello, hello, hello.

[00:00:48]Hello.

[00:00:48]>> Hello, hello.

[00:00:49]>> Hello, we're all moving our mics at the same time.

[00:00:51]>> [music] >> Hello, hello.

[00:00:52]>> We've been sat here for about 20 minutes.

[00:00:54]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:00:54]>> And you, me, and Captain are just then started [music] moving our mics at the same time as we're live.

[00:00:59]>> Professional.

[00:01:00]>> Nah, when I start, are we?

[00:01:02]>> No.

[00:01:02]>> Come on, at this stage, Tom, we're phoning it in, aren't we?

[00:01:05]>> Phoning it in.

[00:01:06]>> Guys.

[00:01:08]>> Phoning it in.

[00:01:09]>> But in a cool way.

[00:01:10]>> Has all the enjoyment gone out of it for you as well?

[00:01:12]>> Enjoyment as well, no.

[00:01:14]>> Is it just all >> All crap.

[00:01:15]>> Like me, is it just all all money?

[00:01:18]>> It's just all paying the mortgage, that's it.

[00:01:20]>> No.

[00:01:20]>> I personally think >> Soon as I get that cottage in the Cotswolds >> Right.

[00:01:25]>> I'm done, that's it. I'm done. You'll never hear from me again.

[00:01:28]Would you become a farmer or something like that? Would you >> No, way too much work.

[00:01:31]>> Work the land. Oh, it is a lot of work for little reward.

[00:01:34]>> Can't go from being a DJ to be having an actual job of of It's the opposite. I work for like for 4 hours a day.

[00:01:42]>> Yeah.

[00:01:43]>> And farmers work for 20 hours a day.

[00:01:46]>> Pretty much.

[00:01:46]>> So, no, thank you.

[00:01:48]>> Yeah.

[00:01:48]>> Hello to all the farmers listening.

[00:01:50]>> Or watching.

[00:01:51]>> Good morning.

[00:01:51]>> And seemingly from watching Clarkson's Farm, if it rains a lot, they don't get paid much money.

[00:01:56]>> No.

[00:01:56]>> Pretty much. Yeah, rain bad.

[00:01:58]>> Rain.

[00:01:59]>> The only way you make it as a farmer is if you're A, Jeremy Clarkson, or B, on Clarkson's Farm.

[00:02:05]>> Yes.

[00:02:06]>> And then all the other spin-offs like make it more more worthwhile.

[00:02:11]>> so.

[00:02:12]>> But it's a crazy business to to want [clears throat] to go into.

[00:02:15]>> It is.

[00:02:16]>> There's a few farmers out there now, or or certainly people in that Well, >> No, see now I was going to say Alex James is close to the farming fraternity and he >> He is in that Yes, he's in that world, isn't he?

[00:02:27]>> He's flirting with a farm.

[00:02:29]>> One of Groove Armada's now a farmer, I'm pretty sure. Isn't one of JLS a farmer?

[00:02:34]>> from JLS is a farmer.

[00:02:36]>> There's There's a lot of work.

[00:02:38]>> Groove Armada >> He's also got a TV show about it as well. JB Gill >> Course he has.

[00:02:43]>> Mhm.

[00:02:43]>> That's the way to do it, isn't it?

[00:02:46]Alister Cook used to be a farmer.

[00:02:47]>> and Tony and we're going to open a pub?

[00:02:49]>> Yeah, I know. We should have done.

[00:02:50]>> Me and Kay now we're going to buy a pub.

[00:02:52]And we didn't have first idea about running a pub. We [snorts] knew about being behind the bar, but the wrong side of the bar.

[00:02:58]>> Right.

[00:02:59]>> And I just said it was fine, we'll just get we'll just make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us running a pub.

[00:03:05]And then that all goes out. That's popular, then that sends people to our pub.

[00:03:10]>> Yeah.

[00:03:10]>> And then as soon as the pub starting to be really busy, sell it.

[00:03:14]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:03:15]>> It's a plan.

[00:03:17]So that was our business plan. We had a menu.

[00:03:21]We got permission from Gordon Ramsay to have a menu that said uh food menu uh by Gordon Ramsay.

[00:03:31]>> Right.

[00:03:32]>> And then in smaller letters the word this at the beginning. So this >> Yeah.

[00:03:37]>> food menu >> And then small letters >> uh has nothing to do with >> Good.

[00:03:43]>> Gordon Ramsay.

[00:03:44]>> And you got his blessing for that?

[00:03:46]>> And he goes, "Yeah, you can do that if you want."

[00:03:47]>> Well, great.

[00:03:48]>> And then he goes, "Do you need any chefs?" And we went, "What?" He goes This is true. He goes, you need any chefs?" Cuz we've got loads of young chefs who are brilliant.

[00:03:57]>> Right.

[00:03:58]>> And that'd be great for us. We send them out to you for for them to gain some experience and then you get some really good keen chefs. And I'm like yes, please.

[00:04:06]>> Yes, we could do with chefs.

[00:04:08]>> Anyway, we never did it. What an idiot.

[00:04:10]Hey, maybe Vernon wants to do it now.

[00:04:14]>> Mhm.

[00:04:15]>> Yeah.

[00:04:16]>> Do you think I have more money now or less money to play with?

[00:04:20]>> So, four pubs >> Too soon.

[00:04:21]>> Four pubs close every day in the UK at the moment.

[00:04:24]>> Yeah, I agree.

[00:04:24]>> Isn't that terrible?

[00:04:25]>> Again, yeah.

[00:04:26]>> Support your local pubs. Go to the pub everyone.

[00:04:28]>> You're [clears throat] right.

[00:04:29]>> It's bad, isn't it?

[00:04:30]So, anyway, we didn't do it.

[00:04:32]>> No.

[00:04:32]>> And >> [music] >> We should have done.

[00:04:34]>> Did you have a name?

[00:04:35]You had a few names banding around.

[00:04:37]>> No.

[00:04:37]>> Do you want to keep the name in case you do it at some point in the future?

[00:04:40]And don't reveal >> I've always liked the pub.

[00:04:42]>> The pub.

[00:04:43]>> Yeah.

[00:04:44]>> Yeah.

[00:04:44]>> I've always liked the pub as a name of of a pub. And I know there are a few the pubs.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah. There was a pub in the village where we used to live or near a village where we used to live called the local.

[00:04:52]>> Right. That's quite nice.

[00:04:54]>> that as well. If you want to go to the local.

[00:04:55]>> Yeah.

[00:04:57]>> I don't I don't mind the pun, but I wouldn't want to call it the office.

[00:05:01]>> Right. Okay.

[00:05:02]>> Just going to pop to the office.

[00:05:04]>> Yeah.

[00:05:04]>> For a few hours.

[00:05:05]>> I get the joke, but not for me.

[00:05:08]Um >> What about the offy?

[00:05:10]>> No.

[00:05:11]>> No.

[00:05:12]>> No, confusing.

[00:05:13]>> Okay.

[00:05:13]>> Or a meeting.

[00:05:15]I'm I'm in a meeting. Call the pub a meeting.

[00:05:20]I'm in a meeting.

[00:05:21]>> That's good.

[00:05:22]>> Yeah.

[00:05:22]>> That's just >> I'm in a meeting.

[00:05:24]>> Hello, I'm in a meeting.

[00:05:25]>> Yeah, that's a bit odd.

[00:05:26]>> Cuz what you have a meeting in the meeting?

[00:05:27]>> Yeah, so uh where are the brewery? Where do you want these barrels delivered?

[00:05:31]>> Yeah, I'm in a meeting.

[00:05:33]>> Yep. So, where do you I'll be Don't be quick. So, where do you want these barrels of beer delivered?

[00:05:38]>> That fell that fell flat in 3 seconds.

[00:05:40]>> boxes of crisps as well. So, where are we delivering them?

[00:05:43]>> I'm in a meeting.

[00:05:44]>> Where are we delivering the crisps and the beer?

[00:05:47]>> I'm in >> a meeting.

[00:05:48]>> That's right. Just give us the name of the pub.

[00:05:50]>> Yeah, that doesn't work, does it?

[00:05:52]>> No, that doesn't work.

[00:05:53]>> Also, all the rooms are meeting rooms.

[00:05:55]>> Yes, yeah.

[00:05:56]>> Yeah, no, it's not happening.

[00:05:57]>> happening. I'm not opening >> I don't mind calling it a Leslie.

[00:06:00]>> What?

[00:06:01]>> Having a pub called Leslie.

[00:06:03]>> No pun.

[00:06:04]>> Right, I'm putting down >> No, then it's not only to do that.

[00:06:07]>> Don't phrase it. No, don't phrase No, don't phrase it.

[00:06:10]>> Leslie or Leslie's? I'm going to Leslie's. Going to Leslie.

[00:06:15]>> Leslie's is probably better than that.

[00:06:16]>> Yeah, it's got a bit >> And then or the Dial Winton.

[00:06:20]>> The Dial Winton.

[00:06:21]>> Yeah.

[00:06:21]>> That's nice.

[00:06:23]>> There's a bar in Cirencester.

[00:06:25]>> And go and get a few shots down.

[00:06:26]>> Yeah?

[00:06:27]>> There's a bar in Cirencester. It's a great little bar, but it's called somewhere else.

[00:06:32]>> Right.

[00:06:32]>> And they go like you'll be sat, you know, in the Marlborough.

[00:06:36]The Molly B. And then you go, "Should we pop somewhere else? Should we go somewhere else?"

[00:06:39]>> Mhm.

[00:06:40]>> And then you go, "It's clever."

[00:06:41]>> It's not only working that one scenario.

[00:06:43]>> Yeah, that's what I mean. Like it's fun once.

[00:06:47]>> Yeah.

[00:06:47]>> a great little bar, but >> That's like being a bar called Not Telling You.

[00:06:51]>> Yeah.

[00:06:52]>> Yeah.

[00:06:52]>> Hey, do you want to go for a drink?

[00:06:53]Yeah, where do you want to go? Not telling you. Okay, well, that's stupid.

[00:06:56]Just say, "Where do you want to meet?"

[00:06:57]Not telling you.

[00:06:58]>> All right, hilarious. "Where do you want to meet?"

[00:07:00]>> Yes, that's exactly right. [music] It's a secret, isn't it? Where you going to is a secret.

[00:07:05]Like that, is it? Same sort of thing.

[00:07:06]>> See, they these are all clever but annoying.

[00:07:10]>> Yeah.

[00:07:10]>> Whereas the pub or the local. What's Clarkson's place?

[00:07:15]>> The Farmer's Dog, is it?

[00:07:16]>> Yeah.

[00:07:16]>> Good name.

[00:07:17]>> Yeah, strong >> Fine, strong pub name.

[00:07:20]>> Yeah, but then it helps, doesn't it? The fact that he's got a massive TV show to promote all these sidelines. I mean, it's genius when you think about it.

[00:07:27]This pub is heaving.

[00:07:29]His farm shop is heaving.

[00:07:31]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:07:31]>> Everything to do with all these sideline businesses, it just feeds and eats itself. So, I've never been to Jeremy Clarkson's farm. I've never been to his farm shop and I've never been to the pub. No, but I can tell you all about it.

[00:07:46]I know his his farm is what, 1,000 acres or something. It's in the Cotswolds.

[00:07:52]It's Diddly Squat farm shop. It's got a car park. It causes the traffic often at the weekends, which all the locals hate.

[00:08:00]How do I know this?

[00:08:02]Because they they told me all about it.

[00:08:04]The pub the pub's brilliant. It's really good. You got to book it for Sunday lunch. It's amazing. It's dog friendly as well. You can How do I know all that?

[00:08:11]I've never been.

[00:08:13]I don't even watch Clarkson's Farm. Do you not watch it?

[00:08:16]>> Do you not watch it?

[00:08:17]>> I was watching it with my friend the other day. It's It's like season 4, 5, 10.

[00:08:21]>> I watched one series, actually. Loved it.

[00:08:23]>> I loved it.

[00:08:25]>> I was working with Jeremy when he just started that series.

[00:08:28]>> Oh, really?

[00:08:29]>> Yeah, I remember it because we were in a meeting discussing [clears throat] some ideas.

[00:08:32]>> I just started a new show, meanwhile.

[00:08:37]>> Yeah.

[00:08:37]>> Was he drinking in this meeting?

[00:08:38]>> No, we were >> I was just drinking some >> always drinking.

[00:08:41]>> No, he wasn't. I think we were having bacon rolls.

[00:08:43]>> Oh.

[00:08:43]>> That's about it.

[00:08:44]Um but they were >> Bacon rolls.

[00:08:47]>> Yeah. But they were banding names around for the series. I think they had a different name for it. But it was like a clever play on words for for a poem, I think.

[00:08:55]>> Clarkson's ruddy farm.

[00:08:57]>> Yeah, something like that. And then I as it as it goes, I'm not sure I can I don't know if it's a secret or not, but anyway, I'll say >> Well, I'll say it. Say it. Let's have an exclusive.

[00:09:04]>> I think I think they've gone with Clarkson's Farm now.

[00:09:06]>> Yeah, but no, it's they had something else in mind.

[00:09:09]>> I can't remember what it was.

[00:09:11]>> No, honestly I can't remember, but I think what happened was Jeremy went into the meeting with Amazon.

[00:09:14]>> [music] >> Yeah.

[00:09:15]>> And they were banding loads of ideas around, and he went, oh, we're calling it Clarkson's Farm. And then they went, oh, no, thanks, Jeremy.

[00:09:20]Yeah, we'll write that one down, and we'll come back to you. And he went, no, no. It's just called Clarkson's Farm.

[00:09:24]And then essentially went they went, oh, right. Okay. Okay, yeah, fine.

[00:09:28]>> Yeah.

[00:09:28]>> Cuz that's the kind of, you know, power and control that >> I believe that story.

[00:09:31]>> Yeah. Clarkson's Farm.

[00:09:33]>> Meanwhile, meanwhile, I saw him at Farmfest.

[00:09:35]>> Mhm.

[00:09:36]>> And he didn't recognize me.

[00:09:39]>> I don't know. That's right. Yeah.

[00:09:43]>> Hello. You Jeremy, it's me. It's Chris Miles.

[00:09:47]>> Oh, so it is.

[00:09:49]>> I didn't know he didn't recognize you.

[00:09:50]Probably Yeah, you probably look a bit different to the last time you saw Jeremy.

[00:09:53]>> Yeah, and also it was it was about half past six.

[00:09:58]>> Right. 1/4 to 7:00 at this point.

[00:10:00]>> Right. And I think he'd I think he'd he'd retired off the coffee for the day and decided well, it's probably time for a little drink.

[00:10:08]>> I don't know. I can't be honest. I guess he has to try all the alcohol that's you know, available.

[00:10:13]>> Sampling the Hoxton Lager probably.

[00:10:15]>> I thought I'd have ended up with a crate or two of Hoxton Lager and Hoxton Cider, but no, I didn't.

[00:10:19]>> It is brilliant. [music] Yeah, was it you saying that? It's meant to be very good.

[00:10:22]>> The cider's nice. No, I've not tried either.

[00:10:24]>> Yeah, cider's nice. You know what? I don't like cider normally and I had a bit of that before and it was good.

[00:10:30]>> Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, the I had the lager last week, session lager.

[00:10:33]Really nice.

[00:10:34]>> Was boozing it up at 6:41 in the morning.

[00:10:37]>> Why is it called session again? Somebody told me.

[00:10:40]>> So you can have a longer session, a session of drinking on the sesh.

[00:10:44]>> So it's not that strong. Is that right? It's about 3%.

[00:10:48]>> Oh, is it?

[00:10:49]>> When a when a lager's probably a four to four and a half.

[00:10:52]>> Right. Gosh.

[00:10:53]>> Mhm. [music] >> And nobody drinks too much.

[00:10:55]>> loved >> Yeah. Do you think Adam Brown's gone home or do you think he's sat there waiting for us to call him?

[00:11:00]>> Ooh, now.

[00:11:23]>> Morning Chris.

[00:11:24]>> I knew he'd be there. I knew he wouldn't have gone.

[00:11:27]>> I doubted you. I thought you'd gone there.

[00:11:28]>> I'm I'm not going to I'm not going to hold you on for too long. Too much I'll let you go in a minute.

[00:11:34]Uh by the way, we're live. You can watch us live this morning.

[00:11:38]Do we still have pictures of Adam that we throw up on the screen when he starts talking? Do we still have those in the arsenal Phoenix?

[00:11:48]>> Hello.

[00:11:50]>> It's a very long button read.

[00:11:51]>> Phoenix.

[00:11:52]>> Oh, hello.

[00:11:53]>> Hello. Hello. Oh, you've got your different arms. We have >> So so talking about it, have you had not been in it? Oh, hello.

[00:11:59]>> [laughter] >> With your >> Oh, hello.

[00:12:01]>> You've got to use different arms now, haven't you? You explained this yesterday cuz the buttons on the different sides. You need to scramble over, is that right?

[00:12:07]>> Yeah, I was also just trying to get the FaceTime machine. Wow, I can't talk today. FaceTime machine.

[00:12:13]>> bye.

[00:12:15]>> [laughter] >> Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix used to do it with his right hand. He has to do it with his left now. Is that right?

[00:12:22]>> No, it's the same right arm.

[00:12:23]>> He used to do it with his left.

[00:12:25]>> Wait, no. It's the same hand still.

[00:12:27]>> Oh, I thought it was a different hand.

[00:12:28]>> No, but I have to like lean across to the other side of my body.

[00:12:32]>> different position.

[00:12:33]>> Yeah.

[00:12:33]>> Okay, fair enough. Are you with us, Adam?

[00:12:35]>> Sorry, mate. I'm just doing me drop songs. I'm just finishing typing them up.

[00:12:38]>> How many drop songs did you have today?

[00:12:40]>> Only one.

[00:12:41]>> Right.

[00:12:42]>> Yeah. That's just all right.

[00:12:43]>> How many yesterday?

[00:12:45]>> Uh about three.

[00:12:46]>> No one cares. Now, listen.

[00:12:47]>> Why are you asking me?

[00:12:49]She started it.

[00:12:50]>> All right, well, just I've got to send it back on.

[00:12:53]>> Go on.

[00:12:54]>> And I tried to make it interesting.

[00:12:56]>> Clearly, I failed.

[00:12:57]>> Yeah, no one No one cares about that, do they?

[00:13:00]>> Now, we want to have an update on your numbers because I had a little look this morning.

[00:13:06]And on Instagram, our very own Adam Brown, he's a bear.

[00:13:10]>> Adam Brown >> He's a bear.

[00:13:13]>> Radio X >> He's up to 12,000 followers now on Instagram.

[00:13:21]12,000, Adam.

[00:13:24]>> I know.

[00:13:24]>> Congratulations.

[00:13:25]>> I know. I got about I think it's about yesterday when you started talking about it. Yeah, I did, yeah. Yeah.

[00:13:31]Cheers.

[00:13:32]>> Cheers. That's what I get.

[00:13:36]>> Cheers.

[00:13:38]Cheers.

[00:13:39]>> Thanks, Chris. It's very nice here.

[00:13:42]>> Cheers. It is, it's lovely. Thank you, Chris.

[00:13:45]>> I've I've had the same amount of followers on Instagram now for about 3 years. I've been stuck on 420,000, honestly, I think since I came out of the jungle.

[00:13:53]>> Oh, really?

[00:13:55]>> It does not move. I put on 300, I'll lose 300. I put on 800, I'll lose 800.

[00:13:59]I've no idea. And I don't I'm I mean, I'm not posting loads, but I need to I just need to start getting back I go through phases with social media. So does Adam though, to be fair.

[00:14:12]I've looked at his and he's not >> No, I I post more stuff than you.

[00:14:17]>> Do you?

[00:14:17]>> Yeah.

[00:14:19]Definitely.

[00:14:19]>> You only got 73 posts at the moment, Adam.

[00:14:22]>> Yeah, I know, but I'm more of a stories kind of guy, aren't I?

[00:14:25]>> That's right. I You have 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 You've posted nine times since December last year.

[00:14:32]>> Yeah, but the stories okay. You don't watch my stories, unfortunately.

[00:14:36]>> How do you know?

[00:14:37]>> Cuz you don't. You told me you don't.

[00:14:39]Yeah, cuz like well, you can see who's watched it as well and you never do.

[00:14:41]>> No, I've done so.

[00:14:42]>> And you said you wouldn't now.

[00:14:46]>> Oh, I've just I'm looking now. Manchester short shorts have been on.

[00:14:50]>> Have they? About 24 hours ago.

[00:14:55]>> What I What What Do you know what?

[00:14:56]Actually, I'm like I've got No, no, you've been doing my head in, mate, and you never watch my stuff. Right, here's the thing. I've got things to do, man.

[00:15:05]Can't just be sitting there twiddling me thumbs, right, waiting for you to post or say I I want to play paddle on Thursday. Right, I've got things to do.

[00:15:16]>> I'm going to show him right away.

[00:15:18]>> So, and it wasn't 24 hours ago, actually, because we talked about it 24 hours ago. So, Manchester short shorts didn't post them after that. And I've I've not been on the air, so how could I have mentioned it? In your face.

[00:15:33]>> All right.

[00:15:34]>> All right.

[00:15:34]>> Okay. All right.

[00:15:36]>> Okay.

[00:15:37]>> Back off.

[00:15:38]>> It's fine.

[00:15:38]>> Back off, beardy boy, paddle man.

[00:15:41]>> What what Who's the first to Whenever you post anything, Chris, who's there supportive straight away?

[00:15:46]>> I don't know. I don't look at who's looking I don't look at who's looking at me stuff.

[00:15:50]>> I don't I'm always there. You post something, "Love this, Chris." I'm always, you know, the the the round of applause emojis.

[00:15:55]>> I'm at the age where I don't even know how to post anymore.

[00:15:59]>> [laughter] >> I've They changed it recently. There used to be a big plus button on the bottom of Instagram in the middle. And then I went to post something about a couple of months ago, and I went, "Where's it gone?"

[00:16:08]And I'm even looking under the phone in case it's fallen off.

[00:16:12]And I'm Where am I meant to How am I meant to do it now?

[00:16:15]>> I hate it when they move stuff around in an app.

[00:16:17]>> Yeah.

[00:16:18]>> It's so annoying, though.

[00:16:20]>> Well, they've moved stuff recently, and that means you'll be part of the test period, cuz they've not fully released it yet.

[00:16:25]>> Anyway, um Manchester short shorts posted, "Who's brave enough to wear our short shorts tomorrow morning? Adam Brown versus Chris Moyles in a head-to-head. It's getting hot."

[00:16:38]And you wrote, "I'm game if he is," didn't you?

[00:16:40]>> Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think back, though.

[00:16:42]>> So, have you come in your shorts this morning?

[00:16:44]>> Well, I was wait Well, I've got them with me, but I've got I've not put them on, cuz I was not heard anything back from you.

[00:16:50]What?

[00:16:51]What What do you need to know?

[00:16:52]>> Have you got yours on?

[00:16:53]>> Shorts. Yeah, my shorts.

[00:16:55]>> short shorts, though.

[00:16:56]>> Huh?

[00:16:56]>> You got on the short shorts.

[00:16:58]>> That's the question, am I?

[00:16:59]>> Yeah, that's the question, isn't it? Big question. Stand up.

[00:17:02]>> Who stand up?

[00:17:03]>> I am.

[00:17:05]>> [laughter] >> How are you?

[00:17:06]>> Yeah, but you don't have cameras in your room.

[00:17:08]>> I've got mine on, mate.

[00:17:08]>> Do we have any pictures of Adam?

[00:17:10]>> I've got mine on.

[00:17:12]>> No, you don't. You've got your jeans on, you liar. You trousers, or your your hipsters flares, or whatever it is you wear. [laughter] And think you're cool.

[00:17:21]>> No, no, no, I've got them with me but I've not put them on.

[00:17:24]>> I've got the same shorts I've been on wearing every day this week but in a different color. This is day three. The same shorts but different color.

[00:17:31]>> Yeah.

[00:17:32]>> So there you are. So that's what I'm rocking today.

[00:17:36]>> How many colors are you How many colors you got them shorts in?

[00:17:38]>> Three or four.

[00:17:40]>> Nice shorts those.

[00:17:41]>> I've got black, navy, like a cream color, and something else.

[00:17:47]>> Mhm.

[00:17:47]>> Yeah.

[00:17:48]>> Charles, can you see? There you go.

[00:17:51]>> You got a good view there, Adam?

[00:17:52]>> Yeah, I can see.

[00:17:53]>> Nice pins, Chris.

[00:17:55]>> Yes.

[00:17:55]>> Now I can pretend they're short shorts.

[00:17:58]>> Oh, be careful on camera.

[00:18:01]>> This is actually what I look like.

[00:18:03]>> Oh, blimey.

[00:18:04]>> Yeah, yeah, be careful.

[00:18:06]>> And you know what? They're a bit long for Manchester short shorts. They are.

[00:18:09]>> They are.

[00:18:10]>> So you wearing yours now?

[00:18:12]>> No, I've got them with me but I've not put them on.

[00:18:14]>> Oh, you cheeky You know you want to, though.

[00:18:17]>> Well, I do, yeah, but I'm not going to I'm not I'm not going to do it alone, am I? Do you know what I >> I can't get mine because we're doing my They're in a wardrobe and my wardrobe sealed up because we were decorating that room at the moment. Charles's in painting.

[00:18:29]So I can't get to them till next week.

[00:18:31]>> Chris, you know what you've just done, by the way? If anyone's watching this on Global Player, you know when you just rolled your shorts up?

[00:18:35]>> Yeah.

[00:18:36]>> That's what the shorts I wear look like normally.

[00:18:39]>> Yeah, your short shorts.

[00:18:40]>> Yeah.

[00:18:41]>> Yeah, yeah, but yeah, not just the Manchester short shorts, just any shorts that I wear.

[00:18:44]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:18:45]>> Generally.

[00:18:45]>> Well, you wear 1970s length shorts.

[00:18:48]>> Yeah, yeah, even for like sport and the gym and everything.

[00:18:52]>> They're very short that, Adam.

[00:18:54]>> I know.

[00:18:54]>> Like the 118 guys.

[00:18:56]That's what your shorts >> Yeah, I think I I They're pretty bang on pretty much, yeah.

[00:19:01]Yeah.

[00:19:01]>> Did you find Did you find someone to play paddle with tonight?

[00:19:04]>> Well, this is it, right? So not tonight, but we've got a game on Sunday.

[00:19:09]>> Oh.

[00:19:09]>> Oh, have you? With strangers?

[00:19:11]>> Yeah.

[00:19:11]Strangers.

[00:19:12]>> Yeah.

[00:19:13]>> Yeah, I've come to your weird little paddle app.

[00:19:15]>> Yeah. So, that's been arranged for Sunday. So, so the confirmation came in.

[00:19:19]So, yeah, Sunday morning.

[00:19:21]>> And do they have they Do they want to play paddle with you because they've heard it on the show or they just you through the app?

[00:19:28]>> No, through the show.

[00:19:29]>> All right. Oh, so they're fans.

[00:19:31]>> Yeah. I'm just a fan, Adam.

[00:19:32]>> I know. I know. So, >> Fan, Adam.

[00:19:35]>> Well, the problem with it is the ratings are quite good on there.

[00:19:37]>> Right.

[00:19:37]>> So, I think I think I've got a feeling I'm going to get smashed.

[00:19:40]>> Yeah, but you rate yourself a paddle, don't you?

[00:19:42]>> I'm all right. I'm all >> What did you just say? You're going to get a smashed?

[00:19:44]>> Yeah, no, I think they're just going to I think it's going to be >> You're going to get spanked.

[00:19:47]>> Yeah.

[00:19:48]>> Yeah, I think so. It's going to be a spanking, unfortunately.

[00:19:50]>> Isn't your rating quite low, Adam?

[00:19:51]>> What is your rating again, Adam?

[00:19:53]>> Yeah, I told you Listen. Yeah, all right.

[00:19:56]Yeah, you remember that.

[00:19:57]>> 0.5 out of 100.

[00:20:00]>> You remember that, don't you?

[00:20:01]>> No, because that's embarrassing. I've I've never played paddle in my life and my rating is 0.45.

[00:20:08]>> It's got a level reliability of 15%.

[00:20:10]>> Right.

[00:20:15]>> My level is 14% and I'm not even on the app.

[00:20:20]>> Did download the app yesterday and as a starting point, my level was 0.5.

[00:20:27]>> I've told you about this.

[00:20:28]>> Yeah.

[00:20:29]>> I've I've told you. It's competitive games and friendly games and we've only done friendly so far. So, you can't get ratings for that.

[00:20:35]>> So, Sunday's a competitive one.

[00:20:37]>> Yeah. Yeah, so >> So, if we beat this guy and this guy and his missus, then we are My my rating will go above his, I think.

[00:20:47]>> There he is.

[00:20:47]>> Or it'll it'll improve.

[00:20:48]>> Now we've got Adam on the screen in his paddle outfit.

[00:20:52]>> And his shorts. We've had some AI those shorts a bit longer Yeah, because otherwise Steven and the twins are popping out.

[00:21:02]>> So, what time you playing on Sunday?

[00:21:04]>> Well, he's pitched 11 which was too late for me.

[00:21:06]>> 11 in the What?

[00:21:08]>> In the morning, in the morning.

[00:21:09]>> That's too late for you.

[00:21:10]>> Yeah, you got to get it early. He said to me, "Yeah, I'm not anything me weekend. If anything is pitched after 11, it's game over."

[00:21:18]>> What?

[00:21:18]>> I'm not interested.

[00:21:19]>> Why?

[00:21:20]>> Cuz if you don't you've got to get out of the house, aren't you? Do you know what I mean?

[00:21:23]Cuz once you if you if you leave later after 11 on like a Saturday or Sunday, parking's done.

[00:21:29]Forget it.

[00:21:31]And do you know what I mean? If you're not out of the house early, I hate it. I can't It's an early start or nothing. You might as well stay at home.

[00:21:37]>> No, I I think you're on your own there, son.

[00:21:40]>> No, no. Like if he says to me, "Meet me at 1:00 p.m." No, we'll do next week.

[00:21:45]>> What if we're meeting for Sunday lunch?

[00:21:48]>> Well, what are we doing before it?

[00:21:49]>> Good point. Well, we're going to meet you >> Yeah, that's just a lunch then, isn't it? That's not like >> So, I'll see you at the pub at 1:00.

[00:21:55]>> Yeah, I'm not getting there at 9:00, but I'm saying like it's just yeah, if it's like a big if it's a day, if it's something like an event, I've got to go early. So, he said 11, but I'm saying no, I want an 8:00 a.m.

[00:22:06]So, cool. I want an 8:00 a.m. court time.

[00:22:08]>> 8:00, that's early.

[00:22:09]>> That sounds to me like you're trying to get out of you're trying to get out of it.

[00:22:12]>> Yeah, are you are you forgetting like you're up at quarter to 3:00 in the morning, aren't you?

[00:22:15]>> Yeah, not a Sunday.

[00:22:16]>> Yeah, but you're not Can you retrain Can you retrain your body clock?

[00:22:20]>> What?

[00:22:21]>> What about a weekend? Can you You can't retrain your body clock.

[00:22:24]>> I don't I said I get up but then my alarm goes off at 10:00 to 5:00 Monday to Friday. On a Saturday, I don't get up out of bed at 10:00 to 5:00.

[00:22:31]>> No, but you you you're not staying in bed till 11, are you?

[00:22:34]>> No, on the radio 8:00. Yeah, what time do you get up on a Sunday normally, Adam?

[00:22:38]>> Well, I'd like to get up at like 7:00, but I'm waking up at 5:00.

[00:22:43]Cuz once you're up, you're up.

[00:22:45]>> You're ready for paddle at 8:00.

[00:22:46]>> Once you're up, you're up.

[00:22:48]>> Yeah, you're not >> You can No, listen.

[00:22:51]You can You can You can try and con yourself into thinking it, but it's never the same, is it? You know what I mean?

[00:22:57]>> Yeah, I know what you mean. So, you playing with a man or a woman? Two men?

[00:22:59]What's the story?

[00:23:01]>> Uh it's a a man and uh his misses."

[00:23:04]>> So, a man and a woman, then.

[00:23:05]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:23:06]>> Right.

[00:23:06]>> That's what he said.

[00:23:07]>> Well, that's difficult.

[00:23:08]>> It's a woman and her man.

[00:23:09]>> You play with a man and a woman. No, Chris, it's a woman and uh and a man.

[00:23:14]Well, he he's I don't know. He's He keeps sort of paddling at his like, "Me and the misses will take you He'll take you on."

[00:23:19]>> What time have you put Have you settled it in for?

[00:23:21]>> He said 11.

[00:23:22]>> Yeah. And you've come back and said, "No, it's too late for me."

[00:23:24]>> I'm I've not yet cuz I only saw the message about half an hour ago. But, I'm going to I'm going to message him.

[00:23:29]>> to suggest?

[00:23:30]>> Eight.

[00:23:30]>> No, mate, I'm telling you now.

[00:23:32]>> Will you play at I'll play at 7:00 or 8:00?

[00:23:33]>> I'm telling you now. They're going to go eight on a Sunday.

[00:23:38]>> He doesn't want to do this.

[00:23:39]>> They're going to think you're trying to get out of it. I would split the difference.

[00:23:42]>> Yeah.

[00:23:43]>> Why would not go half nine?

[00:23:45]>> Yeah.

[00:23:45]>> No, the problem with it is though, it's like cuz it's a quite a sociable sport.

[00:23:49]>> Oh, God, you're so You're so high maintenance.

[00:23:52]>> No, listen, right.

[00:23:53]>> 8:00 a.m. on a Sunday.

[00:23:54]>> cuz what happens is, right, you finish.

[00:23:56]>> thinks that half nine on a Sunday morning is too late for anything? I'm even late for my 8:00 mass.

[00:24:03]>> Listen, what happens is you finish. Say you finish Say it's 8:00 till 9:00. You finish at 9:00. And it's a chat. It's coffee. It's like You know what I mean?

[00:24:10]And it's like it's very sort of casual.

[00:24:12]Stroll back to the car. It's half 10:00, quarter to 11:00 before you get in.

[00:24:15]>> And then what have you got to do for the rest of the day?

[00:24:17]>> Well, I don't know. Other stuff.

[00:24:20]I mean, if we always we start playing at 11:00, >> I think you're I think you're I think I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I >> [laughter] >> Well, trust me. Like that Maybe that's the word the paddle.

[00:24:32]>> Right. Well, good luck.

[00:24:33]>> No, he he he has actually messaged me and he said Yeah, he says, "Do you want to do earlier?" He said, "You're probably going to need a lie in, but if you fancy earlier Sunday, let me know." So, he's up for it. He's up for earlier.

[00:24:43]>> I I'll tell you right now, if you go eight, you'll come out with eight.

[00:24:47]>> Right. I'm going to message him right now.

[00:24:49]>> Yeah, do.

[00:24:49]>> Just 8:00 a.m.

[00:24:51]There you go. It's in.

[00:24:53]>> Did you say just 8:00 a.m.?

[00:24:55]>> Yeah, I just put 8:00 a.m. Question mark. That's it.

[00:24:58]>> 8:00 a.m.?

[00:24:59]>> Yeah.

[00:24:59]>> Well, good luck. Last night to mine.

[00:25:01]>> Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah. If he I would love it if he said, "Actually, it's a bit too late for me. How about 7:00?"

[00:25:05]>> All right.

[00:25:05]>> [laughter] >> I didn't mean to talk to Adam this much about >> Right. Sorry for being excited about it.

[00:25:10]I was going to talk about the fact that I'm I'm officially now on the lineup for All Back to Mine Head with Fatboy Slim.

[00:25:15]>> Oh, yes.

[00:25:17]>> Nice.

[00:25:18]>> But, yeah. We'll talk about Adam playing paddle with strangers and the late in the daytime of 11:00 on a Sunday.

[00:25:23]>> Yeah.

[00:25:24]>> [laughter] >> There's some of my listeners who don't even know what 11:00 on a Sunday is.

[00:25:30]>> Look, Chris, I'm happy for you, mate, with you being on the lineup.

[00:25:33]>> Yeah. See, that's what being a supportive friend is like.

[00:25:37]>> Well, he's digging his heels in there.

[00:25:38]>> If you post about it later, mate, I might even like it.

[00:25:40]>> I just got you loads of Instagram followers. I like >> I I got you a funny couple to play paddle with on Sunday.

[00:25:47]>> And you're not even appreciating it.

[00:25:48]>> Like a wingy crab.

[00:25:52]Right. Go on. Get lost. You won. Bye.

[00:25:54]>> Wait. I'll see you later.

[00:25:55]>> Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later. Adam Rowland is a bear. He's a He's a dim.

[00:25:59]That's what he is. And that is the first 25 minutes done.

[00:26:08]11:00 on a Sunday. Oh, no. Come in at me at like 5:00.

[00:26:12]>> The Chris Moyles Show.