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[00:00:05][music] [music] >> Oh yeah.

[00:00:16]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Oh yeah.

[00:00:43]>> [music] >> Chasing fog down on the interstate line, left [music] the city in a shadow behind.

[00:00:53]Ain't got a dime, ain't got a dime, but [music] I'm making up for wasted time.

[00:01:00]Wind in the dash, foot on THE FLOOR, I AIN'T KNOCKING [screaming] ON THE DEVIL'S DOOR. YEAH, I'M A BLACKTOP [music] BURNER.

[00:01:10]ROLLING through the dust.

[00:01:13]Nothing but the engine >> [music] >> and a whole lot of truck.

[00:01:19]Yeah, keep it running.

[00:01:26]>> [music] [music] >> Oh.

[00:01:40]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Neon [music] flickering out in the heat.

[00:02:31]100 miles from the nearest street.

[00:02:34]Got [music] a full tank and a restless soul. Let the rubber and the rhythm roll. Yeah, I'm a blacktop [music] burner.

[00:02:44]Rolling through the dust.

[00:02:47]Nothing but the engine and a whole lot of trust. Oh, let it ride.

[00:02:54]>> [music] >> Burn it down.

[00:03:03]>> [music] >> Burn it down.

[00:03:13]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Well, go around by the spot [music] out west where the outlaws go when they need a rest. Just a broken sign buzzing in [music] the dark, but that's the place you're going to find the spot. Ain't got no windows, ain't got no rules.

[00:04:35]Just a [music] room full of hustlers and thirsty fools.

[00:04:40]>> [music] >> You knock three times on the heavy oak door and hear the rhythm rising FROM THE DUSTY FLOOR.

[00:04:49]DO THE RATTLESNAKE BOOGIE.

[00:04:52]STOMPING [music] IN the dust.

[00:04:55]Do the RATTLESNAKE BOOGIE.

[00:04:57]In the rhythm we trust. [music] Yeah, we're keeping it heavy and keeping it tight. [music] TEARING UP THE FLOORBOARDS ALL through the night.

[00:05:08]Uh-huh.

[00:05:11]>> [music] >> Yeah, watch them go.

[00:05:18]Got a [music] heavy-handed dealer with a crooked smile serving up the fire by the quarter [music] mile. Hear the leather boots stomping to the heavy beat.

[00:05:26]Kicking up the gravel on the dead end street. [music] Smoke so thick you can barely breathe, but nobody here [music] is ever going to leave.

[00:05:37]You knock three times on the heavy oak door [music] and hear the rhythm rising from the dusty floor.

[00:05:45]DO THE RATTLESNAKE BOOGIE.

[00:05:47]STOMPING [music] IN THE DUST.

[00:05:50]Do the rattlesnake boogie.

[00:05:53]In the rhythm we trust.

[00:05:56]Yeah, [music] we're keeping it heavy, keeping it tight, TEARING UP THE FLOORBOARDS ALL through the night.

[00:06:04]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Lord, have mercy.

[00:06:47]>> [music] >> They're burning it down.

[00:06:53]Right [music] to the ground.

[00:07:00]Do the [music] rattlesnake boogie.

[00:07:02]Stomping in the dust.

[00:07:05]Do the rattlesnake [music] boogie.

[00:07:08]In the rhythm we trust.

[00:07:11]Yeah, [music] we're keeping it heavy, keeping it tight, TEARING UP THE FLOORBOARDS ALL through the night.

[00:07:19]Uh-huh.

[00:07:21]>> [music] >> Keep it swinging.

[00:07:28]>> [music] >> Uh-huh.

[00:07:42]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Walking on a wire made [music] of thread.

[00:08:44]Listen to the voices in my head.

[00:08:49]Nothing [music] ever makes a lot of sense.

[00:08:53]Living on the wrong side of the fence.

[00:08:56]You are pulling on the strings to make me [music] dance.

[00:09:02]Never really giving me a chance.

[00:09:06]Cut the strings >> [music] >> and let me fall.

[00:09:10]I am bouncing off the walls.

[00:09:14]Take >> [music] >> the pressure off my chest.

[00:09:19]I am failing every test. [music] I am just a puppet on a chain.

[00:09:28]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Staring at the shadow on the floor.

[00:09:46][music] I do not want to do this anymore.

[00:09:52]>> [music] >> Twisting up the words I try to say.

[00:09:57]Taking all my innocence [music] away.

[00:10:00]Every time I try to walk alone >> [music] >> You drag me right back into the zone.

[00:10:17]>> [music] >> Cut the strings and let me fall.

[00:10:23]I am bouncing off the wall.

[00:10:25]>> [music] >> Take the pressure off my chest.

[00:10:31]I am failing every test.

[00:10:35]I am just a puppet on a chain.

[00:10:39]>> [music] [music] [music] >> LET ME GO.

[00:10:56]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> CUT THE STRINGS AND LET ME FALL.

[00:11:34]I >> [music] >> AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS.

[00:11:38]TAKE the pressure off my chest.

[00:11:41]>> [music] >> I am failing every test.

[00:11:46]>> [music] >> I am just a puppet on a chain.

[00:11:51]>> [music] >> I puppet >> [music] >> on a chain.

[00:12:10]>> [music] [music] >> Yeah.

[00:12:25]>> [music] >> Hey, yeah.

[00:12:31]>> [music] >> Yeah.

[00:12:36]>> [music] >> Oh.

[00:12:43]>> [music] [music] [music] >> They dug the grave. They carved the stone.

[00:13:04]>> [music] >> Thought they could leave me in the dark alone. [music] But, the dirt was cold, and the fire [music] was deep.

[00:13:15]I ain't the kind to just lay and sleep.

[00:13:17]Shake off the dust. Wipe off the sweat.

[00:13:19][music] I am the storm that you won't forget.

[00:13:28]Hear [music] Hear on the gravel, HEAR THE ENGINE ROAR.

[00:13:31]I'M KICKING DOWN THE hinges on the DEVIL'S DOOR.

[00:13:35]I'M [screaming] OUT OF THE ASHES >> [music] >> riding the flames taking back the crown, making them [music] scream my name.

[00:13:45]Yeah, I'm forging the fire tougher than steel coming [music] back heavy, making it real out of the ashes >> [music] >> I'M OWNING THE GAME [music] OWNING THE GAME.

[00:14:08]>> [music] [music] >> GOT [music] A tank full of gas, got a sword AND I AIN'T LOOKING for mercy, >> [music] >> AIN'T LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.

[00:14:30]The lightning struck, the thunder rolled. I lost my [music] fear, BUT I KEPT MY SOUL. Clear out the runway, open the street. You're listening to the sound of the reaper's defeat.

[00:14:41]Hear the boots on the gravel, HEAR THE ENGINE ROAR. I'M KICKING DOWN THE HINGES ON THE DEVIL'S DOOR.

[00:14:48]>> [music] >> I'M OUT OF THE ASHES RIDING THE FLAMES taking back the [music] crown, making them scream my name. Yeah, I'm forging the fire tougher than steel coming [music] back heavy, making it real >> [music] >> out of the ashes >> [music] >> I'M OWNING THE GAME >> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> DID YOU MISS ME? [music] I THOUGHT SO.

[00:16:01]>> [music] >> LET'S GO.

[00:16:10]>> [music] >> I'M OUT OF THE ASHES.

[00:16:15]>> [music] >> RIDING THE FLAME.

[00:16:18]TAKING back the crown, making them scream [music] my [singing] name.

[00:16:23]Yeah, I'm forging the fire.

[00:16:26]Tougher [music] than steel.

[00:16:29]Coming back heavy. Making it real.

[00:16:35]Out of the [music] ashes.

[00:16:40]I'M OWNING THE GAME.

[00:16:42]>> [music] >> YEAH.

[00:16:49]YEAH.

[00:16:50]>> [music] >> YEAH, I'M OUT OF THE ASHES.

[00:16:56]>> [music] [music] >> HEY.

[00:17:11]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> GOT THE WINDOWS rolled down and the radio on.

[00:18:02]Catching the breeze [music] in the early dawn.

[00:18:07]Leaving the city >> [music] >> and the concrete behind. Got nothing but the open road on my mind.

[00:18:15]>> [music] >> The engine is humming a sweet melody. [singing] Just rolling along like a leaf on a tree.

[00:18:26]Miles [music] of asphalt stretching out in the sun.

[00:18:31]Ain't in a hurry.

[00:18:33]The day [music] IS JUST BEGUN.

[00:18:35]I'M DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY >> [music] >> to the heartland where the river runs deep and the tall [music] trees stand.

[00:18:45]Got a full tank of gas and a heavy right foot. Going back to the soil where [music] I planted my roots.

[00:18:55]Yeah, rolling down the heartland line.

[00:19:03]>> [music] [music] >> Passing [music] the signs for the county line.

[00:19:23]Everything [music] is looking so peaceful and fine.

[00:19:28]Got a cup of black coffee [music] sitting right by the wheel.

[00:19:33]You don't even know how good it can feel. No boss [music] on my shoulder.

[00:19:40]No clock on the wall.

[00:19:42]Just the sound of the engine answering the call.

[00:19:47]Miles [music] of asphalt stretching out in the sun.

[00:19:52]Ain't in a hurry. The day IS JUST BEGUN.

[00:19:57]I'M DRIVING down the highway to the heartland where the [music] river runs deep and the tall trees stand.

[00:20:06]Got a full tank [music] of gas and a heavy right foot going back [music] to the soil where I planted my roots.

[00:20:17]Yeah, rolling down the heartland line.

[00:20:34]>> [music] [music] [music] >> There's a place where the sky is always [music] blue.

[00:21:12]Where the simple life is [music] waiting for [singing] you.

[00:21:21]Yeah, that's [music] where I'm heading to. [singing] I'm driving [music] down the highway to the heartland where the river runs deep and the tall trees [music] stand.

[00:21:37]Got a full tank of gas and a heavy right [music] foot. Going back to the soil where I planted my [singing] roots.

[00:21:48]I said I'm rolling down the heartland line.

[00:21:55]Oh, yeah.

[00:21:58]Take [music] me back.

[00:22:00]Just keep on rolling.

[00:22:33]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> I walked a hundred miles >> [music] >> just to find this lonely place.

[00:23:42]Got a heavy desperation written all across my face. [music] The sun is dropping down turning [music] the sky to bloody red.

[00:23:59]I got a shadow right behind me and [music] an empty road ahead.

[00:24:08]>> [music] >> I'M SINKING DOWN, falling to my knees.

[00:24:13]Won't somebody come and save me, please?

[00:24:17]I'm stranded >> [music] >> at the junction with a heavy heavy load.

[00:24:23]>> [music] >> Yeah, stranded at the junction at the bottom of the road.

[00:24:33]Ain't [music] got nowhere to run, nowhere to hide my soul.

[00:24:40]Yeah, [music] I'll save my soul.

[00:24:48]>> [music] >> A stranger steps out from the dark >> [music] >> in a tailored black suit.

[00:24:58]He says he's got the golden answer.

[00:25:02]Got [music] the absolute truth.

[00:25:07]He holds a contract in his hand.

[00:25:11]Says I [music] just got to sign.

[00:25:15]But I can smell the fire burning [music] right across the dotted line.

[00:25:23]>> [music] >> I'm sinking down, falling to my knees.

[00:25:28][music] Won't somebody come and save me, please? I'm stranded [music] at the junction with a heavy, heavy [music] load.

[00:25:40]Yeah, stranded at the junction at the bottom [music] of the road.

[00:25:49]Ain't got nowhere to run, nowhere to hide my >> [music] >> soul.

[00:26:06]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> The clock is ticking.

[00:26:40]>> [music] >> The deal is made.

[00:26:45]Ain't no turning back from the game [music] I played.

[00:26:53]I GOT TO PAY THE PRICE.

[00:26:57]I'M STRANDED AT THE JUNCTION >> [music] >> with a heavy heavy load.

[00:27:04]Yeah, I'm stranded [music] at the junction at the bottom of the road.

[00:27:13]Ain't got nowhere [music] to run, nowhere to hide my soul.

[00:27:21]>> [music] >> Stranded at the junction.

[00:27:24]Oh, save my soul.

[00:27:29]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Yeah.

[00:28:38]>> [music] [music] [screaming] [music] [music] >> Temperature's rising.

[00:29:06]Thermostat's [music] in the red.

[00:29:09]Got a million wild ideas [music] running through my head.

[00:29:16]Out on [music] the sidewalk, stepping into the glare, looking for [music] a spark, looking for it everywhere.

[00:29:27]>> [music] >> My radar is spinning.

[00:29:31]Yeah, it's spinning >> [music] >> all night long.

[00:29:39]I see THE NEON [music] FLASHING.

[00:29:42]I SEE THE CROWD IGNITE.

[00:29:45]But nobody's [music] LOOKING MY WAY TONIGHT.

[00:29:51]I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF FIRE >> [music] >> BURNING UP THE FLOOR, knocking on the window, kicking [music] down the door.

[00:30:02]But the room is empty.

[00:30:04]>> [music] >> The shadows on the wall got all this heavy rhythm and nowhere to fall.

[00:30:14]YEAH, I'M BURNING >> [music] >> UP INSIDE.

[00:30:22]Three [music] different clubs putting on my best show. Every single answer is a cold hard no. My tie [music] is loose.

[00:30:29]My boots are losing their shine.

[00:30:30]Standing in the corner, running out of time. Back [music] to the house.

[00:30:37]Back to my lonely room.

[00:30:41]>> [music] >> I see the neon flashing.

[00:30:48]>> [music] >> I see the crowd tonight.

[00:30:51]But nobody's looking [music] my way tonight.

[00:30:56]I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF FIRE [music] BURNING up the floor.

[00:31:02]Knocking on [music] the window, kicking down the door.

[00:31:08]But [music] the room is empty.

[00:31:11]The shadows on the wall got all [music] this heavy rhythm, nowhere to fall.

[00:31:20]Yeah, I'm [music] burning up inside.

[00:31:27]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> So hot.

[00:32:12]So cold.

[00:32:14]>> [music] >> Too much tension.

[00:32:18]For a man so hot.

[00:32:22]I got a whole lot of fire >> [music] >> burning up the floor.

[00:32:28]Knocking on the window, kicking [music] down the door.

[00:32:34]But the room is empty.

[00:32:37]the shadows [music] on the wall.

[00:32:40]Got all this heavy rhythm and nowhere to fall.

[00:32:48]>> [music] >> Nowhere to [music] fall.

[00:32:55]All by myself.

[00:32:58]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> YEAH.

[00:33:26]>> [screaming] >> COME ON.

[00:33:29]>> [music] >> YEAH.

[00:33:32]>> [screaming] [music] >> YEAH.

[00:33:40]YEAH.

[00:33:42]OH, YEAH.

[00:33:45]>> [music] >> YEAH.

[00:33:49]YEAH.

[00:33:49]>> [music] [music] >> WELL, WE AIN'T JUST DRIVING AND SCREAMING ON THE [music] BLACKTOP HEAT.

[00:34:10]GOT THE [music] PEDAL to the metal causing trouble down THE MIDNIGHT STREETS.

[00:34:16]>> [music] >> NO TIME for sleeping when the blood is pumping through my veins.

[00:34:22]>> [music] >> I'M A RUNAWAY locomotive and [music] I'm BREAKING OFF THE CHAINS.

[00:34:31]THEY TELL ME SLOW it down, YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH AND BURN, BUT I'M TAKING [music] EVERY CORNER, NEVER GOING TO LEARN.

[00:34:39]WE'RE BURNING UP THE RED LINE, >> [music] >> BURNING UP, LIVING ON THE WILD SIDE, NEVER STOP, AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES, WE'RE >> [music] >> TEARING UP THE NIGHT, RUNNING HOT AND HEAVY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT, >> [music] >> YEAH.

[00:34:57]OH, YEAH.

[00:35:00]BURNING UP.

[00:35:01]>> [music] >> GOT A BOTTLE IN the back [music] and a ROCKET STRAPPED TO MY SOUL.

[00:35:14]I DON'T [music] NEED no destination, I'm just letting it roll.

[00:35:21]>> [music] >> THE DEVIL'S RIDING SHOTGUN.

[00:35:25]HE'S SCREAMING IN MY EAR.

[00:35:28]WE'RE SHIFTING [music] INTO OVERDRIVE.

[00:35:32]KICKING UP THE GEAR.

[00:35:35]THEY TELL ME SLOW [music] IT DOWN, YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH AND BURN, BUT I'M TAKING EVERY CORNER, NEVER GOING TO LEARN.

[00:35:43]>> [music] >> WE'RE BURNING UP THE RED LINE, BURNING UP, LIVING [music] ON THE WILD SIDE, NEVER STOP, AIN'T GOT NO BRAKES, WE'RE TEARING UP >> [screaming] >> THE NIGHT, RUNNING [music] HOT AND HEAVY TILL THE MORNING LIGHT.

[00:36:06]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> YEAH.

[00:36:33]THEY SAY I'M MOVING TOO FAST.

[00:36:37]They say I ain't going to last.

[00:36:40]But I'd rather go out [music] like a flash of lightning than fade [music] away in the dark.

[00:36:51]LET'S GO!

[00:36:53]>> [music] >> WE'RE BURNING UP THE RED LINE.

[00:36:57]BURN IT UP.

[00:36:58]LIVING [music] ON THE WILD SIDE.

[00:37:00]NEVER STOP. AIN'T GOT no brakes. We're tearing UP THE NIGHT.

[00:37:06]BURNING hot and heavy till the morning [music] light.

[00:37:11]Burn it up.

[00:37:15]>> [music] >> Burn it up.

[00:37:19]YEAH.

[00:37:20]>> [music] >> BURNING HOT.

[00:37:22]LEAVE THEM ALL IN THE DUST.

[00:37:26]WE'RE BURNING [music] IT DOWN.

[00:37:34]>> [music] >> OH, YEAH.

[00:37:57]>> [music] [music] >> OH, YEAH.

[00:38:11]>> [music] >> OH.

[00:38:18]>> [music] >> OH.

[00:38:28]>> She [music] was a fast moving engine on a midnight track.

[00:38:32]Got a heavy [music] reputation and she does not look back.

[00:38:36]HAD THE HIGH HEEL boots and the leather [music] tights. Said she came into the city just to start a fight. Took a shot of the [music] whiskey and she grabbed my hand said I am taking you to places you will not understand. My heart was beating heavy and the room was spinning round. She [music] was the wildest little hurricane I ever found. Because she kept me up right until the dawn.

[00:39:06]Yeah, she kept me up >> [music] >> right until the dawn.

[00:39:14]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Well, the walls were shaking and the floorboards cracked. It was a full blown riot and [music] that is a fact. She had the wild eyed fever and a wicked smile.

[00:39:46]Said we going to push the pedal for another mile. Turned it up >> [music] >> to the maximum and blew the fuse. She is the only kind of trouble that I want to choose. [music] With a wink of her eye and a flip of her hair she had me floating like a feather in the midnight air.

[00:40:05]>> [music] >> Because she kept me up right until the dawn.

[00:40:12]Yeah, [music] she kept me up right until the dawn.

[00:40:19]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Because she KEPT ME RIDING UNTIL THE DAWN.

[00:41:19]YEAH, [music] she kept me riding until the dawn.

[00:41:24]>> [music] >> I said she kept me riding until the dawn.

[00:41:30]>> [music] >> Ride until the dawn.

[00:41:38]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Every [music] bone is aching, carrying the weight.

[00:42:59]Dragging through the mud, swallowing the hate.

[00:43:02]>> [music] >> Looking through the mirror, staring at a ghost. Fighting [music] off the demons that hurt me the most.

[00:43:11]I am walking through the fire with a crippled [music] stance. Giving you the finger and ignoring the chance. Push me down [music] TO THE FLOOR.

[00:43:22]SEE WHAT IS BEHIND THE DOOR.

[00:43:26]I AM >> [music] >> SHATTERED TO THE CORE.

[00:43:31]BLEEDING OUT upon the [music] floor.

[00:43:35]Left to rot inside the rust.

[00:43:38]Now I am turning into dust.

[00:43:41]>> [music] >> YEAH, I AM SHATTERED TO THE CORE.

[00:43:50]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> POISON IN THE BLOODSTREAM, heavy in the lung. Tasting [music] all the ASHES SITTING ON THE TONGUE. You push me to the edge. YOU WATCH ME FALL APART.

[00:44:27]RIPPING [music] OUT THE pieces of an iron heart. A rusted lock and a broken key.

[00:44:35]>> [music] >> There is nothing left inside of me.

[00:44:39]Push me down [music] to the floor.

[00:44:43]See what is behind the door.

[00:44:47]I AM SHATTERED [music] to the core.

[00:44:51]Bleeding out upon the floor.

[00:44:55]Left to rot INSIDE THE >> [music] >> RUST. NOW I AM TURNING INTO DUST.

[00:45:04]YEAH, I'M SHATTERED TO [music] THE CORE.

[00:45:11]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> LOOK at me now.

[00:45:52]>> [music] >> Look at what you made.

[00:45:57]A broken machine [music] with A RUSTED BLADE.

[00:46:03]>> [music] >> BODY IN THE DIRT.

[00:46:10]>> [music] [music] >> I am shattered to [music] the core, bleeding out on the floor, left to >> [music] >> rot inside the rust. Now I am turning into dust.

[00:46:40]YEAH, I AM SHATTERED TO THE CORE.

[00:46:42]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> A HUNDRED DAYS SINCE I saw the light.

[00:47:41]IT'S BEEN A HUNDRED NIGHTS SINCE I FELT ALL RIGHT.

[00:47:45]TEARING [music] OFF THE CHAINS, I'M BREAKING THE LOCK. I'M putting all my money on the chicken clock. Well, I'm moving.

[00:47:51]Yeah, I'M MOVING FAST.

[00:47:53]>> [music] >> GOING TO MAKE THIS HEAVY RHYTHM LAST.

[00:47:58]>> [music] >> Tear it up.

[00:48:00]Tear it up down the line.

[00:48:04]Yeah, [music] I'm leaving all the misery behind.

[00:48:09]I said I'm tearing [music] it up AND I'M FEELING JUST FINE.

[00:48:27]>> [music] >> GOT A HEAVY [music] foot and a tank of gas. Got a blinding speed and I'm built to last. [music] Don't try to catch me. Don't try TO WAVE. I JUST BROKE MY WAY RIGHT OUT of the grave. Well, I'm moving. Yeah, I'm moving [music] fast.

[00:48:47]Going to make this heavy rhythm last.

[00:48:51]Tear it up.

[00:48:53]Tear it up DOWN THE LINE.

[00:48:57]>> [music] >> YEAH, I'M leaving all the misery behind.

[00:49:02]I said I'm tearing [music] it up and I'm feeling just fine.

[00:49:15]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> I said I'm coming BACK LIKE A HEART ATTACK.

[00:49:47]GET OUT OF THE WAY.

[00:50:03]>> YEAH.

[00:50:04]TEAR IT UP. [music] TEAR IT UP.

[00:50:07]DOWN THE LINE.

[00:50:10]YEAH, [music] I'M LEAVING ALL the misery behind.

[00:50:15]I said I'm tearing it up.

[00:50:16]>> [music] >> And I'm feeling just fine.

[00:50:24]Yeah.

[00:50:26]>> [music] >> Feeling fine.

[00:50:30]Tear it up.

[00:50:32]Tear it up.

[00:50:35]Tear [music] it up.

[00:50:39]Yeah.

[00:50:41]No.

[00:50:41]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hey.

[00:51:32]>> [music] [music] >> Dog on the left.

[00:51:43]Dog on the right.

[00:51:45]Both of them Both [music] want to bite.

[00:51:49]Caught in the teeth.

[00:51:51]Right in the middle.

[00:51:54]Caught [music] in the teeth. I'm the meat on the griddle.

[00:51:58]Lord, have mercy.

[00:52:03]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Fence is too high.

[00:52:27]>> [music] >> Gate is locked tight.

[00:52:30]Nowhere to run. NOWHERE TO HIDE.

[00:52:33]>> [music] >> CAUGHT IN THE TEETH.

[00:52:36]Right in the middle.

[00:52:38]>> [music] >> Caught in the teeth. I'm the meat on the griddle.

[00:52:50]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Good boy.

[00:53:39]Nice dog.

[00:53:43]>> [music] >> Please don't jump.

[00:53:48]>> [music] >> I'm caught in the teeth.

[00:53:54]Oh, right in the middle.

[00:53:57]Caught [music] in the teeth. I said I'm the meat on the griddle. Yeah!

[00:54:09]Yeah!

[00:54:12]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Oh!

[00:54:44]>> [music] [screaming] [music] [music] >> Oh, yeah!

[00:55:09]>> [music] >> Oh, yeah!

[00:55:15]I [music] was sitting in the yard just a minding my own state. The grass was getting long and it was getting [music] kind of late. I hopped up on the seat and I gave the [music] key a turn. I felt the little motor and the gasoline burn.

[00:55:33]I tried [music] to adjust the lever just to find a better seat, But a hook inside the metal [music] caught the denim on my feet. Now I'm locked into the motion.

[00:55:44]I'm locked into the gear. The slowest kind of danger [music] that a man can ever feel.

[00:55:51]Low gear.

[00:55:53]Keep it moving.

[00:55:55]I'm a snail on the gravel [music] and I'm really grooving. Low gear.

[00:56:01]Crawl forever.

[00:56:04]Me and this machine are STUCK >> [music] >> TOGETHER.

[00:56:10]YEAH, I'M ROLLING.

[00:56:17]>> [music] >> The neighbors having [music] dinner and they're sitting in the sun.

[00:56:33]They're looking at me coming and they're wondering what I've done. I'm moving at a mile every 700 [music] years. I'm grinding through the daisies and I'm grinding through the gears. I'm waving with my hand. [music] I'm shouting out a plea. My neighbors think I'm just a waving and they're waving back at me.

[00:56:55]The sprinkler's [music] getting closer.

[00:56:57]It's hitting on my face. The most embarrassing disaster in the whole of human race. Low gear.

[00:57:05]>> [music] >> Keep it moving.

[00:57:08]I'm a snail on the gravel and I'm really grooving.

[00:57:12][music] Low gear.

[00:57:14]Crawl forever.

[00:57:17]Me and this machine are stuck together.

[00:57:21]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> I'm almost there.

[00:58:01]The tulips [music] are in danger.

[00:58:06]I can smell the barbecue.

[00:58:10]>> [music] >> Watch out for the dirt. I SAID LOW GEAR.

[00:58:17]KEEP IT MOVING.

[00:58:19]>> [screaming] >> I'M A SNAIL ON THE gravel and I'm really grooving. Low gear.

[00:58:24]>> [music] >> Crawl forever.

[00:58:28]Me and this MACHINE [music] ARE STUCK TOGETHER.

[00:58:36]>> [music] >> WATCH ME ROLL.

[00:58:44]>> [music] [music] [music] >> NICE.

[00:59:17]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> HEY! I SAW the yellow paper flying in the sky.

[01:00:28]It got [music] stuck UP ON THE WIRE WAY UP HIGH.

[01:00:31]I CLIMBED THE silver fence. I didn't see the sign. I grabbed the metal post and I crossed the line. My eyes started glowing like a neon [music] light. My shoes started smoking in the middle of the night. I felt THE BUZZ.

[01:00:48]>> [music] >> YEAH, I FELT THE BUZZ.

[01:00:52]>> [music] >> STATIC.

[01:00:54]YEAH, my hair is STANDING UP.

[01:00:56]STATIC.

[01:00:58]I'M A HUMAN coffee cup. I'm shaking.

[01:01:02]>> [music] >> YEAH, I'M SHAKING.

[01:01:08]>> [music] [music] >> STATIC.

[01:01:27]>> I walked [music] into the kitchen looking for a drink. I saw my own reflection in the metal [music] sink.

[01:01:35]Every single hair is pointing at the moon. I'm looking like a hedgehog in the afternoon. [music] I tried to use a comb. I tried to use a brush, but the voltage in my head is a heavy rush.

[01:01:49]>> [music] >> I'm a LIGHTNING ROD.

[01:01:51]YEAH, I'M A LIGHTNING ROD.

[01:01:55]>> [music] >> STATIC.

[01:01:57]YEAH, MY HAIR IS STANDING UP.

[01:01:59]STATIC.

[01:02:00]>> [music] >> I'M A HUMAN COFFEE CUP. STATIC.

[01:02:17]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> I'm glowing.

[01:03:09]I'm humming.

[01:03:11]Don't touch my hand.

[01:03:15]IT'S COMING. [music] IT'S COMING.

[01:03:23]STATIC.

[01:03:23]>> [music] >> YEAH, MY HAIR IS STANDING UP.

[01:03:26]STATIC.

[01:03:27]I'm a human coffee cup. Static.

[01:03:31]WATCH THE SPARKS FLY.

[01:03:32]>> [music] >> YEAH, I'M SHAKING. [music] >> [music] [music] >> HEY.

[01:03:52]>> [music] >> HEY.

[01:04:04]>> [music] >> HEY.

[01:04:07]HEY.

[01:04:22]OH, YEAH.

[01:04:26]OH.

[01:04:33]OH.

[01:04:33]>> [music] >> I went [music] down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:04:48]Found a pair of leather boots I'd wear [music] for half a year.

[01:04:54]They didn't have my size at all.

[01:04:58]They only had the grand, the biggest pieces of footwear [music] in all the booming land.

[01:05:08]I strapped [music] them to my ankles with heavy piece of twine.

[01:05:15]I stepped out on the dance floor and [music] I felt that I was doing fine.

[01:05:22]And I'm jumping all over the room.

[01:05:26]Yeah, I'm jumping all over [music] the room. My body's going up but the leather's staying down.

[01:05:36]I'm the biggest flying dancer [music] in the middle of the town.

[01:05:42]Yeah, >> [music] >> I'm jumping.

[01:05:50]>> [music] [music] >> The band began to play a song. The beat was going fast. I did a little double step. [music] I knew it couldn't last. I kicked my right leg in the air.

[01:06:13]I saw the brown boot fly. It took out [music] the chandelier way up in the sky. I'm hopping on one foot now like a crazy little bird. The loudest crashing sound that the people [music] ever heard. And I'm jumping all over the room.

[01:06:29]Yeah, I'm jumping all over [music] the room. My body's going up but the leather's staying [music] down.

[01:06:39]I'm the biggest flying dancer in the middle of the town. OH, YEAH.

[01:06:45]>> [music] [music] >> WOO!

[01:07:15]>> [music] [music] >> WHERE DID IT GO?

[01:07:23]OH, IT'S IN THE PUNCH BOWL.

[01:07:26]EVERYBODY, I said [music] I'm jumping all over the room.

[01:07:32]Yeah, I'm jumping all over the room.

[01:07:36]My body's going up, but the leather's staying down.

[01:07:42]I'm [music] the biggest flying dancer in the middle of the town.

[01:07:48]>> [music] >> Look at me go.

[01:07:55]>> [music] >> Hey.

[01:08:03]Woo.

[01:08:05]>> [music] >> Woo.

[01:08:15]Ha. Ha.

[01:08:21]Ha. Ha. [music] Ha.

[01:08:25]Go.

[01:08:30]>> [music] >> WOO.

[01:08:36]>> [music] >> I WENT DOWN to the bargain store to find some dancing [music] gear.

[01:08:43]I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:08:50]I went down to the bargain [music] store to find some dancing [singing] gear.

[01:08:57]I went [music] down to the bargain store to find some gear.

[01:09:04]I went down to the bargain [music] store.

[01:09:08]I went down to the bargain store.

[01:09:11]I went down to the bargain [music] store to find some dancing gear.

[01:09:18]Found a pair [music] of leather boots I wear for half a year.

[01:09:25]I went down to the bargain store to find [music] some dancing gear.

[01:09:32]I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:09:39]I went down to the bargain [music] store to find some dancing gear.

[01:09:46]I went down [music] to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:09:53]I went [music] down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear. Found a pair of leather boots [music] I wear for half a year. They didn't have my size at all, they only had the grand, the biggest pieces [music] of footwear in all the blooming land. I strapped them to my ankles with a heavy piece of twine. I stepped OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND I FELT I was doing fine.

[01:10:18]Yeah, I'm jumping [music] all over the room.

[01:10:21]Yeah, I'm jumping all over the room.

[01:10:24]My body's [music] going up but the leather's staying down.

[01:10:31]I'm [music] the biggest flying dancer in the middle of the town.

[01:10:37]Yeah, I'm jumping.

[01:10:39]I went down [music] to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:10:43]>> [singing] >> Found a pair of leather boots I wear for half a year.

[01:10:46]They [music] didn't have my size at all, they only had the grand, the biggest pieces of footwear in [singing] all the blooming land. I strapped them to my ankles with [music] a heavy piece of twine. I stepped out on the dance floor and I felt I was doing fine.

[01:11:02]And I'm jumping all over [music] the room.

[01:11:05]Yeah, I'm jumping all over the room. My body's going up, but the leather's [music] staying down.

[01:11:15]I'm the [singing] biggest fine dancer in the middle of the town.

[01:11:21]Yeah, I'm jumping. Oh, [music] I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing [singing] gear.

[01:11:27]Found a pair of leather boots [music] I'll wear for half a year.

[01:11:31]I went down to the bargain store to find some [music] dancing gear.

[01:11:37]I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear. Found a pair of leather boots I'll wear for half [music] a year.

[01:11:44]I went down to the bargain store to find some [singing] dancing gear. Found a pair of leather [music] boots I'll wear for half a year. I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear.

[01:11:55]Found a pair of leather boots I'll wear for [singing and music] half a year.

[01:11:59]I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear. Found a pair of leather boots [singing] I'll wear for half a year.

[01:12:05]>> [music] >> I went down to the bargain store to find some dancing gear. Found a pair of leather boots I'll [music] wear >> [music] [music] >> Oh, yeah.

[01:12:35]>> [music] >> Oh, yeah.

[01:12:44]>> [music] [music] >> Bottom pound CUT RIBEYE. [music] THICK AS A DICTIONARY.

[01:13:02]SALT AND THE BLACK PEPPER.

[01:13:06]Treat [music] it like a sanctuary.

[01:13:11]Got the propane running.

[01:13:13]>> [music] >> Got the grates screaming hot.

[01:13:19]Going to be the backyard king.

[01:13:22]Going to [music] give it everything I GOT.

[01:13:27]THEN THE PHONE STARTED RINGING.

[01:13:30]>> [music] >> It was a telemarketing guy.

[01:13:35]I turned my back for a minute.

[01:13:38]AND I HEARD THE FAT >> [music] >> START TO FRY.

[01:13:43]IT'S A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE.

[01:13:45]AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF COAL, YEAH.

[01:13:48]CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE. A heavy tragedy [music] on my soul. Charcoal briquette. Went up in a cloud OF SMOKE.

[01:13:56]CHARCOAL [music] BRIQUETTE. AND IT AIN'T [screaming] A DAMN JOKE.

[01:14:03]>> [music] >> GRAB THE METAL [music] TONGS, tried to flip it off the grate. It was completely fused. A terrifying twist of fate.

[01:14:16]>> [music] >> Straightened it on the platter hot as a hockey puck. Looking at my masterpiece, I'm completely out of luck. Dog won't even [music] EAT IT.

[01:14:27]WIFE IS ordering a pizza pie.

[01:14:31]I stand alone in the ashes [music] watching my Sunday dinner die.

[01:14:39]>> [music] >> IT'S A CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE.

[01:14:41]AIN'T NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF COAL, YEAH.

[01:14:44]CHARCOAL [music] BRIQUETTE. A HEAVY tragedy on my soul. Charcoal gray, WENT UP IN A CLOUD OF SMOKE.

[01:14:52]>> [music] >> CHARCOAL GRAY, AND IT AIN'T [screaming] A DAMN JOKE.

[01:15:07]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] >> HEY!

[01:15:35]>> [music] [music] [music] >> I LIKE IT MEDIUM RARE.

[01:15:54]Pink in the middle.

[01:15:56]Warm [music] red center.

[01:16:00]Now I got a meteorite on my paper plate.

[01:16:02][music] PASS THE KETCHUP.

[01:16:08]>> [screaming] >> PASS THE KETCHUP. [music] OH!

[01:16:12]CHARCOAL GRAY.

[01:16:14]20 DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN. CHARCOAL [music] GRAY. NOTHING but smoke and pain.

[01:16:21]Charcoal gray.

[01:16:23]>> [music] >> Charcoal gray.

[01:16:32]Yeah!

[01:16:32]>> [music] [music] >> OH!

[01:16:46]>> [music] [music] >> CHUG A LUG.