Raccoonland Was Live 5-20-26 Pm2

Ajouté : 2026-05-22

[00:00:21]Come on back. Come here.

[00:00:51]What do you think?

[00:00:56]This is funny.

[00:01:01]a new name for this one cuz he's got a coat like a fawn.

[00:01:08]Little dots on.

[00:01:30]That's your boot cut.

[00:01:32]That's a windship. That's your windsuit.

[00:01:47]I got one second.

[00:02:24]Twins.

[00:02:35]Which one?

[00:03:07]All right, Rachel.

[00:03:33]It's just a little bunny rabbit.

[00:03:40]I don't know if anybody remembers money python on the holy grail.

[00:03:49]Guys, I saw a bunny rabbit.

[00:03:55]Hi, Kaylin. Well, hey, I have uh I have customers, you know. I had to open up the drivethru since the front of the house has to be closed up due to uh moving trucks and all that jazz still.

[00:04:11]So, we just taking it day by day.

[00:04:18]Tomorrow's not promised and yesterday's gone. So, living the moment, I guess, right?

[00:04:30]BKA. BKA. Hi, Bushka.

[00:04:35]Come here, Bka. Come on, Tubby.

[00:04:39]Come on.

[00:04:45]Yeah. Boot gun.

[00:04:56]I know.

[00:04:58]How is he?

[00:05:11]You're welcome.

[00:05:21]I don't know. Well, I know Labor Day and uh bicycles with laser lights on them and skateboards and you know stuff.

[00:05:37]Hey, uh we'll always have the babies back here. So, hi there little fella.

[00:05:42]Yay.

[00:05:46]Yeah, we got a name for you. Yes, we do.

[00:06:00]So, you're a boy. So, these two have like little lines under their eyes.

[00:06:07]They're the only two.

[00:06:14]No, you can't have it. [laughter] A possums are so cool, man.

[00:06:31]Oh my, I didn't see all you fellas. Where'd you all just pop in from? Huh? Here's the other one. Under their under their eyes, above their nose, they got the two.

[00:06:46]What are you doing?

[00:07:06]Well, thank you for the star there. I do appreciate it, Gloria.

[00:07:11]Give you a shout out. No, it was 1950.

[00:07:13]Is that just a number or is that the year you were born?

[00:07:20]cuz I can go into the sun.

[00:07:26]I would love to have some prairie dogs or some groundhogs here, but we don't have them here in Florida. What you just stretching? Oh, okay.

[00:07:36]What you doing?

[00:07:38]No peeing in the pool either.

[00:07:44]Oh, you can fart, I guess.

[00:07:48]Well, my old wife was born in 56, so at least you guys are my wife and you were born in the same decade.

[00:08:03]Welcome to the uh the 70s club.

[00:08:10]Yeah. See You got a cookie for me, man?

[00:08:24]Okay.

[00:08:55]Oh, thank you for the hearts. That was cool.

[00:09:00]That's so cool. All the different things that uh Oh, I got more babies coming.

[00:09:05]Uhoh. done it. I'm done. I'm going to have a full house climbing. There you come. Hi, babies.

[00:09:17]Okay, we're going to have some excitement today, folks.

[00:09:25]So many different uh sides of the fence, so to speak.

[00:09:36]Sorry folks, I forgot to That's my uh notification.

[00:09:56][clears throat] I love that. That's um I I like Guns and Roses, but uh uh Civil War is from Guns and Roses, man. That is one of the best freaking tunes. And what we have here is Failure to Communicate.

[00:10:21]Cool, man.

[00:10:27]I love how the babies go after older raccoons. They don't care who they are.

[00:10:31]Adults. Allen.

[00:10:34]That's pretty cool. I mean, I guess that's how we learn.

[00:10:43]What are we doing?

[00:10:47]Yes, things are different right now. And you'll have to understand that um due to the graphic nature of this program, raccoon advisory is Yes.

[00:11:03]Yeah. See dancer. Is that your dancer? Hey.

[00:11:18]Hey.

[00:11:21]Hey. Are you ignoring me?

[00:11:28]It's so nice. All these babies from different families. Everybody just getting along, hanging out, you know, just uh from all different walks of life. Each one of these mother and their raccoons, you know, different stages of life. kind of like kind of like having two, three, and four year olds all in the same play pen learning from each other and just having, you know, being who they are, no rhyme or reason, just being raccoons.

[00:12:11]Hey, Mopi, I mean my canopy.

[00:12:15]Um, no. We already had our session with the love bugs. They're done with pretty much. Two stragglers.

[00:12:24]Hello, Bliss. Member of the raccoon member family.

[00:12:30]All right, babies.

[00:12:34]We have a beautiful evening now, folks.

[00:12:36]Man, it is so nice in Florida, you know. It's just uh the moon is out. Saturn or I mean Jupiter's right below it. Venus is going to be coming into view here in a little bit soon as it gets a little darker.

[00:13:00]It's just uh so beautiful down here in Florida, folks.

[00:13:17]So, you're uh so being a little more northern uh you're more northern central Florida. Um central west, right? Uh where I'm we're pretty safe here, man.

[00:13:34]uh unlike in the Melver between Melford and Sebastian uh the Space Coast. So, uh we have a very unique weather pattern where I live here and just this whole it's it's funny how uh the hurricanes just always go right around us and [snorts] it's pretty cool.

[00:14:02]>> [snorts] >> Let's take a blast to the moon, baby.

[00:14:27]God, it's so beautiful up there, man. I mean, it's flat as crap, but yes. How you doing? It's so beautiful. I mean, anywhere Florida is. However, I wouldn't want to live where the house of mouse is. I could care less live in West Palm.

[00:14:44]I'll live down there. Uh, I'll stay in my uh underpop populated city.

[00:14:57]At least we have buses.

[00:15:10]Um 12 days. Hurricane season is in 12 days, folks.

[00:15:17]June 1st to October 31st.

[00:15:23]Long season. So, um, with super El Nino that we're going to have, um, uh, it's predicted that we should have some early, maybe possibly June, uh, events. So, which is okay.

[00:15:41]Sometimes it's better to have a hurricane than a tropical storm. A tropical storm can sit and sit and sit and sit for days.

[00:15:51]Whereas usually a hurricane at least moves and does its thing and gets on out.

[00:16:06]Yeah, we'll be 100° uh [snorts] Friday, I think, with the with the windchill.

[00:16:19]Shoot, I got up to 115 with the heat index last summer, but it's a moist heat.

[00:16:34]Hey, how are you going over there?

[00:16:45]What are you doing?

[00:16:55]I don't crazy dog.

[00:16:58]I don't want that type of cookie.

[00:17:05]My babies right here.

[00:17:20]You want to cook this beautiful baby. Hey, one one beautiful baby at a time.

[00:17:34]It's just me.

[00:17:51]Almost.

[00:17:53]Almost.

[00:17:58]know here.

[00:18:07]Yes, Rachel, I hear you, grunt, you have a grunty disposition.

[00:18:20]Oh man, come on.

[00:18:23]Get stuff in my air. Flying damn bugs.

[00:18:29]Hey man, sometimes you get you get palmetal bug flying in your hair.

[00:18:33][snorts] You're not careful and flidians will know what a palmetto bug is.

[00:18:42]God, I hate those things.

[00:18:47]And see, we have what the they're not German or they're like wood roaches, too.

[00:18:53]I say in the vegetation. They don't come in the house, but man, they're doing it when Oh, thank you, Leela. I need to get my bite today. Hi.

[00:19:07]You got a bite? Oh, you want cookie? Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

[00:19:15]A Thank you, Leela.

[00:19:18]James' sister, I would say. Uh, I'd have to look it up.

[00:19:27]See how far Melbourne is to the canopy.

[00:19:39]Melbourne, Florida.

[00:19:43]That'll give you an approximate.

[00:19:47]So they probably take the 528 75 75 north, right?

[00:19:56]I mean you take 95 here. 95 north to 5 520 or 528 then I4 to 75.

[00:20:08]I think [snorts and clears throat] that's how that probably work.

[00:20:13][snorts] Oh, hey Mch.

[00:20:28]What's in Oh, I know. Mkobi.

[00:20:32]I call it Macchanopy. Mkenopi.

[00:20:36]Just like our Kansas. It's not Arkansas.

[00:20:39]There's no W in there. You have Kansas City, Kansas, and you put an AR in front of it. not an AR-15. But if you put an AR in front of it, it should be or Kansas.

[00:20:50]How do you take Kansas and then put an AR in front of it and all of a sudden Kansas has got a W?

[00:20:57]That's like going in through the outdoor, up the down staircase, or moving forward in reverse.

[00:21:20]See, they're always checking stuff out, man. Who's coming? Who's coming to dinner, man? See, they got another raccoon. Mhm. Who is that dude?

[00:21:32]Dancer. Is that your dancer?

[00:21:41]And I know the uh Mick.

[00:21:48]What are you doing over here? I thought that was your name. Mick and then I saw Mick Penelopey.

[00:21:58][snorts] There. Take two. All right. [snorts] I only got one.

[00:22:15]199 James.

[00:22:39]Oh, thank I love you guys that are, you know, cuz I don't I don't do that stuff. That's not my If you guys want to, you know, [snorts] uh, promote me, that's fine with me.

[00:23:00]Gizmo.

[00:23:02]Alan.

[00:23:03]Allen.

[00:23:06]Gizmo.

[00:23:07]Hey, buddy. Gizmo.

[00:23:13]Gizmo.

[00:23:16]My cat.

[00:23:18]I think that's Allen. Allen.

[00:23:26]Alan, come here, buddy. Allan.

[00:23:30]Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.

[00:23:34]Alan.

[00:23:38]A Allen.

[00:23:41]Oh, you got the cookie on there. Cool.

[00:23:52]Yes, Kaylin's one of the OG's.

[00:24:00]There you go. You guys all play in the tub. [snorts] You got to keep everybody occupied.

[00:24:08]Alan, dude, how are you?

[00:24:14]Alan.

[00:24:16]Alen.

[00:24:17]I don't have any marshmallows cuz I didn't think you'd be showing up, dude.

[00:24:22]Oh, hey, buddy.

[00:24:26]Man, what we got here? All right, so we'll put that there.

[00:24:45]Walker, man. Put that in your mouth. There you go.

[00:24:54]I get happy to see my guys. You know, I've known this guy eight years. You know, it's like having to know your own pet, you know, your puppy dog, you know, or your cat, whatever.

[00:25:06]You tend to get attached to them and, you know, [ __ ] happens.

[00:25:27]Yeah, it's just, you know, like, you know, guys, you all that have watched me long enough know how I am and how kooky I am. And uh, you know, [snorts] it is so nice to see you, dude.

[00:25:46]I'm working on it.

[00:25:50]I'm working on it.

[00:26:06]Baby's like, "What's that smell?

[00:26:14]See, Allan's always had a smell to him, like garbage, and he's the only one that has a smell to him cuz he's so old. But all the other ones don't, you know, they don't really smell.

[00:26:30]It's weird. And how clean they are. You would think, man, living in trees and, you know, bugs and dust and dirt and rolling around the street and grime and mud that they'd be, but these guys are really clean.

[00:26:45]It's amazing.

[00:26:49]Oh, [snorts] they killed a stink bug.

[00:26:56]What are you doing? What are you doing?

[00:26:59]Yeah. See, you got the thing on your right eye.

[00:27:03]Thank you for the star.

[00:27:06]That's so nice.

[00:27:10]And the ruby red slippers.

[00:27:18]I don't know how much rubies are worth or whatever what the calculation rate is, but I know I got thousands of them.

[00:27:31]Well, he doesn't have little hands. This guy is He's got big old He won't let me cut his nails either. They're way too long. And I know he can't climb trees cuz he's too old. So that's probably why he smells uh you know cuz he can't he has to live on the ground so to speak instead of living up in the trees.

[00:27:59]So I guess he's riff raff.

[00:28:05]That was a good AC/DC song. Riff wrap like the bond Scott era.

[00:28:37]Now I'm going to lay back down there.

[00:28:52]I should show you guys the holes that I got in my yard. I'll do that in the daytime. Um, that's it's uh probably a foot across and about 2 ft deep.

[00:29:06]You can tell it's a raccoon arm and dug it out.

[00:29:11]Like, who the heck is this?

[00:29:32]Yeah. See, I I know he's an old chap because this guy has had p patches of skin missing, uh, blood, part of his tail broken, ears bleeding. I could tell they're all cut on both sides. He's got scars all over his face, all over his nose, and he's got long, see how long his nails are? They're way too long to climb.

[00:29:55]They have to be more uh sharp.

[00:30:00]Hang on. Hang on.

[00:30:16]Sorry folks with the noise.

[00:30:20]Get kind of irritating.

[00:30:28]See, I can't see on your screen what I see on my screen cuz uh I have all kinds of things on the side here. It says mute, hide, live video, effects picker, stickers, green screen, flash, retouch, create highlights, lighting, uh and then plus the stream, plus the amount of viewers that are on the thumbs up and uh the time top fan. So, there's a lot of stuff on my screen that you guys don't see. I mean, it's kind of like what you you know, just more stuff.

[00:31:02]I guess different spices.

[00:31:07]Hey, you want to play with the light? H I'm going to have to uh empty all those pools.

[00:31:31]Baby, we all know.

[00:31:39]How nice you doing, baby.

[00:31:46]How you doing?

[00:31:50]How you doing?

[00:31:52]I don't have anything.

[00:31:57]Yeah.

[00:32:14]Heat.

[00:32:29]She hasn't posted in a while. I hope she's all right.

[00:32:34]Oh, folks, man. I don't know where you're at, but uh Kayn or you guys out west, you'll be able to see Venus, Jupiter, and the moon. You can see Venus all the way to the uh would be so the moon there is Jupiter and right below that and the little star on the bottom there is Venus. Oh man, is that not awesome folks out in Florida? Man, our stars are so beautiful.

[00:33:24]That's so cool.

[00:33:29]That's Venus, folks.

[00:33:33]You never know, man. A lot of times we stay stuck in our house and don't get to go outside and see the beauty that's all around us. It's amazing.

[00:33:58]I hope she's okay.

[00:34:01]I got an inspiration from her. She was wonderful. I mean, she is wonderful.

[00:34:09]Oh, a Luna moth.

[00:34:12]You guys ever seen Luna moths? They're real big, like five inches. I mean, they're gigantic.

[00:34:20]Scare the crap out of you. They land on you.

[00:34:41]Don't start going up. Cool. Oh man. See right there. Perfect place.

[00:34:48]Thank you, Jesus.

[00:34:50]Have to So, Kaylin, I was telling you about our uh kind of like our storm drain system here. And uh in this area alone, we have 130 mi just of coverts to divert the water to the major canals, which are the Melbourne Tilman Canal, and that goes out [clears throat] into the Turkey Creek Sanctuary, which then flows into the uh um the St. down river which flow is north. Northern throne mirror.

[00:35:59]Where you want?

[00:36:07]Where you been?

[00:36:10]No braces.

[00:36:37]I know he's a eater, you know. Mhm.

[00:36:56]Oh, wow. Check that thing out, man. That was pretty cool.

[00:37:09]You see that thing?

[00:37:14]>> [clears throat] >> A that was awesome.

[00:37:25]La familia.

[00:37:27]You guys are awesome, man. You know, cutie dudes. I I really have like the coolest record. I mean, uh I don't want to brag, but these are what, you know, anybody could feed animals and have them all jumping on them, but these all It's kind of like a a symbient relationship, but it's not just the raccoons like, you know, the squirrels and the birds. You know, it's maddening sometimes.

[00:38:13]You guys don't try to get in here.

[00:38:17]I might have to get some more food. Papa Bear might be out.

[00:38:22]Uhoh. Uh-oh. He's out.

[00:38:26]Papa's out.

[00:38:30]Well, look down here.

[00:38:47]Yeah, I know what you guys do.

[00:38:52]Burglars.

[00:38:55]Allen. Dude, who's having a hissy fit?

[00:39:13]Look, everybody froze.

[00:39:16]Well, the raccoons are free.

[00:39:19]That's an altercation. Like, all right, we're fighting.

[00:39:23]All right, back to eating, guys.

[00:39:29]Walker, you are so awesome.

[00:39:32]Okay, so you want one, two, what are you going to do? Wait, wait. Hey, Walker.

[00:39:39]Yeah. What?

[00:39:47]Baby, funny.

[00:40:03]I can feel the love, brothers and sisters.

[00:40:15]Yes, they're wild pets.

[00:40:20]And I'm just a kooky old man with a kooky old wife, retired and got nothing else to do. And you know, um I got my own nails here.

[00:40:37]Oh, you got cut on your nose. Mhm.

[00:40:49]You guys don't know how many clothes I go through in a day.

[00:40:54]So, that'll be a members only thing. I can uh show you like the routine that that goes on through here throughout the day.

[00:41:15]Sorry, I don't don't have my do not disturb on.

[00:41:21]I know.

[00:41:26]Oh, we got more babies. Those new babies. Where' you guys come from?

[00:41:31]Nice.

[00:41:34]Mary, get your cookie cuz the baby's going to come messing with you. There you go. They ain't going to mess with you.

[00:41:40]Come on, baby. Hey, come on. Hey, you little stinker.

[00:41:47]Look at me pushing everybody away.

[00:41:51][snorts] I'm out of food.

[00:42:03]Meow.

[00:42:26]Oh, there goes my my picture.

[00:42:36]That's how I lost the last pair. But these are warrantied from Bombas. If you're you get a one pet one time pet uh repair replacement of your shoes cuz they stole the slipper and they they cut they broke one of the straps on it.

[00:42:54]So, uh [snorts] I sent them a picture of it and they sent me a new pair for free.

[00:43:01]No shipping or handling or anything.

[00:43:03]That's the coolest thing. So, they're bombas.

[00:43:08]How you doing? A little wild fell.

[00:43:12]Take my slipper.

[00:43:20][snorts] How you doing?

[00:43:30]discipline. We must have discipline.

[00:43:34]If we do not have discipline, we will have chaos.

[00:43:38]And if we have chaos and disorder and we must not have disorder that was in the movie called The Devil's Double. If y'all want to see a good sick movie, it's called The Devil's Double.

[00:43:57]It's about U Hussein, Saddam Hussein, the the sons of Saddam, and how they all how those god those guys are ter man. You think Saddam Hussein was bad.

[00:44:14]So, it's a pretty twisted movie, but it's based on the truth. So, the devil's double and the actor in there is good, too.

[00:44:30]Amen.

[00:44:36]What we have here is failure.

[00:44:46]So, do I get to do the baby pickup? H, we pick up babies here.

[00:45:00]Aspie sweep that butt. I thought that name Peanut. Got a peanut. Hey, you want a peanut?

[00:45:37]Give my slipper back.

[00:45:55]Meanwhile, these guys are pretty cool, man.

[00:46:23]Oh gosh. Bless it. [laughter] Oh, you guys broke in. No way. Oh, shizzle, man. You guys broke in there and I didn't, man.

[00:46:49]burglarize me right under my eyes, man.

[00:46:56]You won't be able to get in there. Yeah.

[00:46:58]See, I got the good. See?

[00:47:04]Okay. Monkeys.

[00:47:10]Yes.

[00:47:12]They all have rabies, man. Come on.

[00:47:15]Don't get me started.

[00:47:17]That was going good all day, man. Folks, look. It's been 47 minutes. I ain't brought it up yet. Somebody had to bring it up.

[00:47:26]Come on, guys. Hey, somebody had to bring it up.

[00:47:35]But that's okay. We do forgive here. As I want to be forgiven, so must I forgive others. Nobody's done me any wrong. So, sticks and stones break my bones. The name will never happen.

[00:47:49]God, remember those days were so easy, but we still got our feelings hurt.

[00:47:56]There goes the shoe again.

[00:48:08]We don't have incidences of garbage can uh burglaries unless people uh first off, you don't put your cans next to each other. You have to separate them like four feet apart. So you don't stand on one garbage can and open a lid from the other side. That's how they do that.

[00:48:34]But some people don't close the lid or they put too much stuff in and that's, you know, you put too much stuff in there. That's perfect opportunity to get your little paws on and pull the garbage can down, bust that sucker open, and voila.

[00:48:48]I got a prize package.

[00:48:52]I got a prize package worth 600 maggots.

[00:48:58]Yeah. See?

[00:49:00]Okay.

[00:49:04]What's the matter for you?

[00:49:10]Hey, we had a discussion before. What do I tell you? Not while the camera's on.

[00:49:16]Don't do this stuff.

[00:49:20]Embarrass your dad like this on camera.

[00:49:23]I told you be uh Go to your room.