The Dictator 2012. Zoe Gives Aladeen A Tour Of Her Store.#shorts #funny #thedictator

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]We are a pure democracy just like what is going to be soon.

[00:00:03]>> Get me clothes, little man.

[00:00:05]>> Oh, you know what? There's some in the earthquake relief box in the lesbian bathroom right there. So, Allison, we're the only store in New York other than that fascist super chain, Greenw World, that sells your nation's specialty fruit, mafroom, which I know you people eat a lot of. I hope that didn't come off as like a cultural stereotype because I'm like the euphoriest thing from a racist. Pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school.

[00:00:24]>> Well, the darker races are less choosy.

[00:00:27]>> Okay, that came off as kind of offensive. Thank you.

[00:00:30]>> Anyway, let me give you the grand tour.

[00:00:32]Up on the roof, we've got this amazing organic garden.

[00:00:35]>> Boring. Do you sell any assault rifles?

[00:00:37]>> Oh, wait. I got it. Humor, right? Help.

[00:00:40]Help. I'm trapped under a glass ceiling.

[00:00:42]And what the [ __ ]